FULL SHOW: More Poetry From Junior, Roscoe Wallace, Strawberry Letter: I Don't Like His Features - 3.27.26 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, man, Steve Harvey
got a radio show. Trying to do something with it too.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Man.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
You know, I was having a conversation the other day
with a young person and they were telling me how
they felt that their life was stuck, that their life
was in a rut, that they didn't know what to
do next. And one of the things that was causing
them this sadness or this depression. I mean, they're really

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really into something right now. One of the things that
was causing it was the fact that they had made
a list of things they wanted to accomplish by a
certain age, and that age they just had a birthday recently,
and they were looking at the list, and the list

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hadn't been fulfilled, and because that list hadn't been fulfilled,
they were really really sad about it. You know.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
One of the things that they had on.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
The list was marriage, kids, and I don't know everything
else that was on the list, but that was one
of them. And because she had reached a certain age
and she wasn't married, and she didn't have the kids,
and she had just celebrated a birthday, she's gone into
this mode of sadness whereas really really taken a toll

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on her. And as I was learning about her situation,
I was thinking about it, and I just wanted to
share this with you all this morning that one of
the things about making a list about what you want,
which I happen to be a proponent of, I do
it myself. People have dream boards. I have a goal sheet.

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I've been doing it for years. It's a wonderful way
to set goals and to keep it in front of
you as a constant reminder. And I always go over
this gold list every day, you know. I mean I
go with it all the time every day. Sometimes I
miss a day here and there, but mostly every day
I pull my goal sheet out and I look at it,

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I read it. So I was going to these rallies
and I was learning about you know, people who are
successful in how they kept their mind writing possible. And
one of the things I learned was to make these
dream boards, these lists, these goal sheets. And in making
a goal sheet, and you make the sheet according to
what you want, think about one thing when you made

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your goal sheet, about what you wanted? Does your goal
sheet have on it what God wants from you? Did
you ask in any of this what was His will
in your life?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Look, man, what we want oftentimes is not what He
wants for us. And you know, if you're fighting against
what you were created for, if you're fighting against his will,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
What do you want to happen? See? Don't be so hard.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
On yourself when you look at your goal sheet and
you look at what you've not become what you thought
was a great idea. Don't be so hard on yourself
because you just made a minor mistake. As do most people,
we oftentimes make our goals and set our goals up
without ever considering what is it that God.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Wants from us.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
We keep talking about what we want without ever finding
out and knowing what it is God wants for us. Well,
guess what, man, maybe you're fighting against the grain. Maybe
you just a salmon heading upstream. That's a tough fight upstream.
Not all salmons get up to the spawning grounds, you know.
Some of them don't make it upstream, you know. But
all of them, nearly all of them, except the ones

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that's killed by pray. When they're spawn they go out
to the ocean. That's cool because you're going because you're
going with the grain. You're going downstream, you're going with
the flow. That's but when it's time to go against
the grain, it's tough. And a lot of us have
just been going against the grain for all of these years.
But you know what, listen, man, I did it. I

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know a lot of people who did it. Very few
people get it right from the very beginning. Man, you
got to stumble through life sometimes sometimes you got to
fall through life.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
You got to make a.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Lot of mistakes, man, But these mistakes are not failures.
You know, when you fail at something, don't look at
it as a failure. Don't look at yourself as a failure.
Because you're thirty and your goals ain't reached that you
had on your list.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
That was your list. What about the things that's going right.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Stop looking at what you're not, take some time out
and thank God for what you are. How about the
fact that you keep waking up to be thirty? You
know you get depressed about these birthdays. You really want
to throw yourself in some depression. Miss a birthday. You
really got a problem. Now look at where you are.
You keep reaching birthdays. That's a glorious blessing. You keep

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waking up. You got your health, You've accomplished something. Something
on your list is done. People spend too much time
on the negative side, and you're just throwing yourself into depression.
So what you want to be married by a certain
age and you wanted to have kids, Okay, cool, you
could have done all that with the wrong person. There's
a blessing in not being married to the wrong person.

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There's a blessing in not having kids and nobody to
help you raise it. There's a blessing in that man.
You're talking to somebody who can tell it to you.
You can marry the wrong person if you want to.
I'm telling you you're gonna be up in some mess.
You can't count on. So instead of being angry because
you're not married, you don't have kids, why don't you
thank God the man? Maybe he spared you from some

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misery here. Maybe you could have married the wrong person.
Maybe you have kids and you're not really ready to
be a mother or a father. You gotta look at
the upside, man, Quit looking at what you don't have.
Take some time to thank God for what you do have.
When you do that, you make more room for blessings
to flow into your life. I'm not saying how God thinks,
because I really don't know, but I'm telling you if

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a person comes to me and I always give a
person something and they never appear grateful, or they never
say thank you, please, know you can quit coming to
me now. I don't notice how God works because I've
gone back to him several times without being grateful of
thanking him, and he's filled my basket up again. So
I really think he's not like that. But I can't

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make the call for sure. But I think at one
point in time, me it's just me talking, I'd be
a little ticked off at somebody who was always taking, taking, taking,
and never showing any gratitude. At one point in time,
I would just stop the flow of the take you know,
you just you can't take no more from me.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's what I would do.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Now. I'm not calling it like that because I ain't him,
but I know he's merciful, He's full of goodness and
he and he'll forgive you. And thank God he does
that because he's show enough done it for me. But wow, man,
take some time out today and be grateful for what
you have. Stop complaining about where you not and think
about where you are, and then take it from there.

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And the next time you make a list, make sure
on that list you have God's will. What does he
want for you? Does God create give everybody a gift
and a talent. Some of us never apply gifts and talents.
We head off in another direction. Then you wonder why
your life ain't where it's supposed to be. Have you
ever thought about what God gifted you to do? Have
you ever thought about doing that? And stip skip what

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you want. I wanted to play in the NBA, but
I got to tell you something. At dribbling and shooting
and running all at one time throwing me off a
little bit, you know, So I'm doing what I do
it's pretty cool. You canna look at it that way.

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Steve Harby Moore to show shot Strawberry College for Real,
Mississippi Monica Junior to come Back Kid, and the legend
that is, nephew, Tommy Junr.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
What's up with you today? Man?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Let me ask you something up And it's a probably
a personal question, but I just want to ask you up.
What day did you discover you was an attractive When
did you when did you find out.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
You had to ask this question?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Good question.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I can't wait to hear then.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Like when it hit you all at once.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
All at once, Yeah, Cause if you creep up on
you a little bit, it don't it be, you know,
little stuff and you're not really sure what it is.
I guess fifteen was when I really knew you've been
ugly long time. In fifteen is when it really dawned

(12:10):
on me that it wasn't gonna change. And I kind
of sort of writing on the wall by the time
I was fifteen. I was in denial when I was younger,
cause you know, people say this cute little boy. You know,
you get thrown off with that. Then you stop hearing
it around eleven ten, you gotta And then it started dawning.

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And then some people man like just be in denial
of it their whole life. Like Tommy, you know, he
just the whole time, the whole time. I mean he
really does think he's attractive. And it's sad too. It's
really really sad man to watch a grown man not
come to the realization of where he is in life,

(12:51):
and you struggle with it because it creates a lot
of Look.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I mean, look at it.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Who you're talking about, Steve, I'm talking to Junior.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I'm just old Junior. We on the zoom. I just
said it, look at it?

Speaker 7 (13:02):
He said, look at it?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, look at you, Junior. Who is he telling you
to look at with us?

Speaker 7 (13:07):
You mentle here talk about look at him? It's got
to be a third broson.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
The fact that I won't be ugly with y'all just
bothered you.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
It's the fact that you are and real.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Denial for you.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Eight nine, Steve, call us and let me know if
I'm ugly.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
So God, okay, we're gonna play these calls.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
Gome have it.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Thirty two minutes after we'll hear from the nephew to
run that prank back right after this, you.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Wanted to say ugly. Now you've been serious. That's who did.

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Speaker 1 (14:21):
Right, the Nephew is here to run that prank? Back
what you got for us?

Speaker 8 (14:25):
Nev You know what I got. Your trash stinks. Your
trash stinks. Let's go get Hello.

Speaker 10 (14:33):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to read swerve
Yeah this ma Hey. How you doing? Man, I'm wanting.
I'm one of your neighbors, but i'm one street over
from you. You over the off you remember, Yeah, that's
Knighthood dis Rico.

Speaker 9 (14:50):
Man.

Speaker 10 (14:50):
How you doing. I'm one of your neighbors on the
next street. Oh how you doing?

Speaker 11 (14:53):
Okay, I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
But how you get my number?

Speaker 10 (14:57):
One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number.
Man was we were having a little situation, wanted to
reach out to you, Uh, some stuff going on here
in the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make
you aware of it.

Speaker 11 (15:07):
But what what's going on?

Speaker 10 (15:08):
Uh? It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man
run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
problem is that that that that a lot of people,
I guess since the holiday just passed, you know a
lot of people got this stuff out on the on
the curve already right right now. The problem is that

(15:29):
that that they're saying, man, is that your your trash
is actually really really foul. It's smelling and smelling pretty bad.
And we wanted to call you, man and see if you.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Do hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
You say you calling me because you smell my trash?

Speaker 10 (15:44):
Well yeah, they say, yes, is the one that's really thinking, man,
And if you could actually maybe put it in put
it back in the in the in the garage until tuesday,
you know.

Speaker 11 (15:52):
Uh, trash and no garage. That's why I put it outside.
I didn't have enough room in the garage.

Speaker 10 (15:57):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (15:58):
Well see, and who is everybody saying my trash thing?

Speaker 10 (16:01):
Hey listen, I'm assure I'm not saying them.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
You know what I want to tell you.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
If everybody in the hood got a problem with my trash.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
Sake, you tell them because that okay, what what what?
We we we discussed that too, But listen, listen, we
don't want no trouble man. If we can just get
you to put your trades back in, I'm.

Speaker 11 (16:19):
Not moving over chash. I pay rent over here.

Speaker 10 (16:22):
My brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm
not gonna go back to.

Speaker 11 (16:26):
What you're gonna do. I'm telling you where I pay
rent at. Don't tell me to do over here.

Speaker 10 (16:31):
Okay, Well, listen, man, aren't you concerned that your trads
is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 11 (16:36):
I don't give it.

Speaker 12 (16:37):
If who's smelled my chances they got a problem with.

Speaker 11 (16:40):
It, tell them come take it out still then and
say it out there, okay.

Speaker 10 (16:43):
Whether that's the problem. The problem is is that you
took it out, and you took it out too early.
You shouldn't put out till Tuesday morning. And that's who
that money Friday.

Speaker 11 (16:53):
If I put it out there and say it out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Come get it.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man. Okay,
what you're.

Speaker 12 (16:59):
Gonna do if you ain't gonna call me telling me
take my chance.

Speaker 11 (17:02):
Yeah, I'll say, rent over here. Okay, how is everybody
smelling my trash?

Speaker 10 (17:07):
Out of everybody on the see, I don't know from
my understanding, it's just's a couple of holes in it,
AND's some food or something must have got out. I
don't know if if one of the roads or dog
got in it, or what the case may be. But
you know, we need to try to get your trash
in the backyard.

Speaker 11 (17:22):
My trash ain't going no.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, and how come you the one you fosson of this?

Speaker 9 (17:28):
How come my nixt old neighbor ain't called?

Speaker 5 (17:30):
How come yo.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
Around the corner and you called?

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Who put you up to this?

Speaker 10 (17:34):
Everybody's smelling it? I was just fortunate enough to get
your phone number, and I said, well, look I just
gone and called it myself.

Speaker 11 (17:39):
I'll tell you this, you and hey, you my phone number.
Come take it out?

Speaker 9 (17:44):
Still?

Speaker 11 (17:44):
Then it ain't going nowhere fast?

Speaker 10 (17:46):
Okay, Well, listen, let's swerve this week. We decided on
the case we got to this situation with you, I
put that I just come over there and put the
trash in your backyard and just Tuesday morning and Tuesday morning,
I'll come back over there and take it out that way.
All the smell of be in your backyard and you said,
you go what, I'm gonna come over there and put
the trash in your backyard. So the so the smell

(18:09):
that falk it? I mean, that's that. Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Let me take you this sa if you come over here,
my well call.

Speaker 11 (18:15):
Pony, that's who you gonna need.

Speaker 10 (18:16):
You come over here.

Speaker 12 (18:17):
Bring all they had a problem saying my.

Speaker 9 (18:20):
Trash team to come over here and take it out.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
Well you you, I mean you you trying. You're trying
to you trying to act like it don't smell.

Speaker 11 (18:26):
Man, I don't give them if it's mean, I'll tell
you what I do. I'll go to pull myself where
that where that where? Help you out to liok here?

Speaker 10 (18:34):
Okay, But see that's not what the people in the
neighborhood want. We want you to tell what they want.

Speaker 11 (18:39):
I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. And how did
you get my phone over in it?

Speaker 10 (18:44):
I already told you, man, I got your number from
one of the neighbors on your street that said.

Speaker 11 (18:48):
They don't want to get to the left one to
the right, sell me which one?

Speaker 9 (18:53):
Listen, listen, listen, SWI.

Speaker 10 (18:55):
Once you get to the meat of the problem, the
problem is your trash think don't how is my change?

Speaker 12 (19:00):
How the hell y'all pit point my sad down to.

Speaker 11 (19:02):
Everybody else chadge on the block and how in the
hell you snail?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Man?

Speaker 10 (19:06):
I don't know, man, I don't know one of it.
I don't know if you're traans busted open or what
the deal is. But everybody saying, everybody saying it swerve trains,
that's that's stink.

Speaker 12 (19:14):
That's too much chance. That needs to be going through
time and see what it's dye fast change out there
and it's gonna stay out there.

Speaker 11 (19:22):
I said it ain't come get it and you ain't.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Coming over there.

Speaker 10 (19:24):
Okay, now, see that's where you're wrong ming over there.
I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna take that chance
and put it in the backyard till too. Now if
you're gonna try to get in my way, whatever, but
I got to go on on ght this chance in the.

Speaker 11 (19:35):
Back Tell you what pring you over here? Right now,
I'll put on my shoes.

Speaker 12 (19:39):
I'm standing on point right now.

Speaker 11 (19:40):
Bring fight a Corse. Come on wec whatever you reco.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
I'm Reco.

Speaker 10 (19:45):
One street over and I'm smelling your nash translam.

Speaker 11 (19:49):
Take your change out.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
May smell, but you ain't saying it.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Gonna take it out.

Speaker 10 (19:53):
I fit you that a listen, swerve. I'm gonna say
this word.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Man, I call him back.

Speaker 11 (19:58):
Now, excuse me talking about it? Who would have told
you called me swear?

Speaker 9 (20:02):
I'll call me at that?

Speaker 10 (20:04):
Okay, Well that's what they call you. What's wrong? Me
called what's wrong?

Speaker 11 (20:08):
Me called you? You're on comedy that name. Now you're
saying my chat thing. Come over here and take the
chance out.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
Hey, man, I ain't I ain't nobody sitting there scatter
you sweam. I'm trying to get I'm trying to get
the name.

Speaker 10 (20:18):
It's not just tall talk part of my name.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Swear.

Speaker 11 (20:21):
Come over here. I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 10 (20:23):
Okay, way and then it is what it is bottom man,
I'm on my way over there to move that trash.

Speaker 11 (20:28):
Come on, come over here, come over here, moving. I'm
on the porch right now.

Speaker 10 (20:31):
Come on over here, meet me by the nash.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
Think it trash you.

Speaker 12 (20:35):
Got, I'm standing right there doing that.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
Okay, Well, I tell you what. I'm on my way now,
and guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that.

Speaker 11 (20:43):
You ain't gonna do what you gonna do.

Speaker 10 (20:45):
I'm gonna tell you my name when I get over there.
My name is Nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin au Reese.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Oh thank you?

Speaker 10 (20:58):
Yeah, hey man, I gotta ask yourself, dog, what is
what is the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio
show in the land, And now you haven't.

Speaker 8 (21:17):
Necessarily I'll be backing about another hour, right at another
hour with little most stupid on that must sprinkle a
little bit more stupid on.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Okay, I know it's possible. I believe in you are
coming up next. It is ask the CLO or Chief
Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
This is from Maya and Jacksonville. Maya writes, my father
brought his new wife to my son's birthday party. That
was the first time I met her. I wasn't invited

(22:51):
to the wedding, and he thinks it's no big deal
since they got married at the courthouse. I feel like
I don't matter to him. Is this the case?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
No, that's not the case. He didn't invite nobody to
the way and they got married down at the courthouse.
M Now you're reading too much into it. The lady.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
He didn't marry the lady to replace you. You steal
his daughter? No, stop, no, but he needs somebody to
take care of him in a lot of ways, you know. Okay,
So no, man, let your daddy have life. He came
to the birthday party, see his grandson. He loved you,

(23:34):
and he brought the new wife.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, he got married at the courthouse. Wasn't nobody there?
You have been to one of them on courthouse? When
have I been married in one? You've been to one?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Not?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Have you participated? Have you been if been taken?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I've got married one time in Vegas from God there
just in time for I said.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
What is that her mouth? Biscuit?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I heard it sound muffled, crazy?

Speaker 12 (24:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
All right, all right, this is wrong. We're moving on now.
This is from Travis and Evanston. Travis writes, my wife
is expecting our first baby. She has asked her mom
to come stay with us, but her mom is just
coming too early. The baby is due at the end
of May, but her mom is moving in with us

(24:34):
on Easter weekend. How do I get her mom to
wait until May a whole month early in April? Yes, yeah, hey, n.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Well, you gonna appreciate that. Help though, don't don't don't,
don't turn this away.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
It's a lot going that happened in that last month,
and a lot ain't gonna be happening in that last month.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I must understand this. Yeah, it probably ain't happening now.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Run away from your wife goes on to talk all
the time, her mama right there, and then your wife
will have some complaints. She's gonna register. You don't know
nothing about nothing. Yeah, yeah, bruh, bruh. You need this
woman who would have been there, done that? What women

(25:37):
appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Man? Leave that alone? Yes, she a month.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Early, so yeah, the baby earlier. Yeah, Travis, all right,
all right, great advice, clo. All right, Moving on Annie
and Roanoke. Annie writes, I had an affair over ten
years ago, and the guy just moved back in town.
He wants to see me, and I'm not sure I
can see him without catching feelings. I'm not as savvy

(26:04):
as I once was, so I'm scared to cheat at
my age. Should I see him or not?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
What she meaning? You're in a relationship?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's probably married.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, oh oh, oh I see. Oh and she had
an affair with.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Him before over ten years old.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Now you're not as savvy.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
The guy that she had an affair would just move
back to town. Oh he want to see m h
and she might catch feelings with you.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
You go, you go?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
So she should she see him?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
They don't say no, you shouldn't see him, but you're
going to.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
So yeah, yeah, to make sure you're at you can't
have bad He'll trying to cheat him taking what will
happen you know, anything that happened.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
To get in that in that room somehow you got
to let yeah in that glue close drop and you
don't know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Out been locked up.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
You done left that nitrol peel out in the car.
You got.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
The plan.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You're jo try to cheat thom.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
You know that that ain't your girl.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
She don't know what to do, you girl, Yeah, and
she she says she's not as savvy as she once was,
so she's scared to cheat at her age.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, the house, Yeah, my wife, no, get him some
cold water and a cold towel. I'd be right back.
You don't know that I'm in that dying.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Stay at the house, Annie, stay at the house, all right.
Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from Quandra in Montclair.
Quandra writes, I'm engaged, but my fiance hasn't hasn't given
me ring yet. He wants to put a down payment
on my ring with money from our joint savings account.
I am against it, but I want a ring. It

(28:08):
feels like I'm buying my own engagement ring. Your thoughts, Yeah,
from the joint account. Mm hm, you want the ring?
You're finna help out. Literally, she's engaged even without a ring.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, y'all don't know how that worked. How did that happen?
What did he put on your finger when he asked you? Yeah?
She want me?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's all sounds like, yeah, they're now we're engaged.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, he wants to put a down payment on it
with the money from their joints saving a down payment.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Not the whole.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I don't think y'all need to get married. Yeah, it
does sound like just looked like y'all heading.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
For some doom.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, financial issues. You don't want to go in a
marriage like that. Yeah, yeah, okay, So don't do it
as your is your final answer.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
I mean, y'all going in scraping now, you know, it
depends on how you are. Maybe y'all can build this
life together and you're willing to climb down in the
fox hole with your man.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'm all for that. Do a lot of women by
the rings? Is this a new new era? Does that happening? Tommy?
They do everything wrong? They're different now.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
They proposing to men, getting on their knee down, the
proposing guys down.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
How do you guys feel about that? Women proposing to men?
I know you guys didn't do it, and yeah, Jack,
if you don't want me, yeahie, but women in general,
because you know, they say everything's equal now, and it
seems like you're taking away the men's one of the
men's jobs. You guys like doing that right when you

(29:51):
did it?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Here?

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Flustered, she proposed me. I'm flustered.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
If you're white, suppos you got your hand across your chin.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
Yeah, I got my hair on my chin.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
This is so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, all right, guys, Thank you. Colo. Coming up at
the top of the hour, We'll have some entertainment news
for you right after this. Hey, what's up everybody. This
is your girl Candy, This is Anthony Anderson, this is Janet.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
And you can't get no sleep when you're listening to
Steve Carlos, Shirley and nephew Tommy on the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Well.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Earlier this week, guys, a civil jury in California ordered
eighty eight year old Bill Cosby to pay a total
of close to sixty million dollars to Donna Matt Singer
for sexual assault that occurred back in nineteen seventy two.
The breakdown is nineteen point twenty five mili and compensatory
damages for in future pain and suffering, emotional distress and

(31:03):
loss of enjoyment of life, and forty million dollars in
punitive damages. So Cosby's accuser, like I said, her name
is Donna Matt Singer. She is now eighty four years old.
She testified that Cosby drugged and raped her back in
nineteen seventy two. Cosby did not testify at that trial.
His legal team has stated they believe they have a

(31:24):
strong case and fully intend to appeal the verdict. What
do you think this is a lot?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
That's money that'll never get paid, thank you. He gonna
be out of eighty eight eighty eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, he's eighty eight, Yeah, and she's eighty four.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
I mean, I'm not I'm not making light of the situation.
I'm just saying that's money that won't get paid. If
they're saying they're gonna appeal.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
It, appeal, yeah, yeah, don't it not gonna get paid?
Come on, maney, if he were younger, then you know,
maybe your antswer would be different. But because of his age,
you're saying she'll never receive that money. Okay, all right,
moving on, this has been trending. Mama Tina's Gumbo at
the Houston Rodeo was reportedly temporarily shut down by health

(32:11):
inspectors after reports of illnesses, including vomiting and fever following consumption.
Inspectors allegedly cited multiple violations, including improper off site storage,
lack of temperature controls, and serving thought seafood. According to
a report from Houston Health Inspector, Mamatina's gumbo was closed,

(32:32):
all prepared food was discarded, and they were permitted to
reopen the next day after correcting those violations. It was
all taken care of and Mama Tina was able to
continue serving her delicious gumbo. So you know a lot
of people Tina's mom, Yeah she has she I went,

(32:56):
I saw Tina and some of our gumbo. So my
daughter we ate some of her gumbo.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Sick.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
No, we did not.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
That was something else did. Maybe it was something else
at the fair. What you know, what it's what you
think it was.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
They were hating.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
No more sensitive. We know that it is with seafood,
any kind of seafood you serving.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
You're right, yeah it is.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
But anytime I go to the rodeo, once you get
through that turkey leg, that corn dog and that funnel cake,
yeah you're gonna throw up.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
That's a make you.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Carnival food.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
But it sounds like what you were hinting at, Carla
was that it was kind of some hate and a
little hate because it was Beyonce's mom. It was miss Tina,
yet there her exactly Yeah, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Well.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Anyway, they got it cleared up. It was opened up
and and now she can serve her delicious gumbo.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
Hey to all the hate, it's on the coolst is
way of people too trying to take shots that Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Uh huh yeah, all right, finally yeah, finally. Shout out
to Tyler Perry. His Netflix series Beauty and Black has
been sitting at number one all week. Have you seen
the second half of the season? Have seen it yet?
You got to see it?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Done?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I think it's eight eight this season? Eight, just the
whole season? Yeah, uh okay, sixteen yeah until the season,
isn't it? Okay, So it's over, it's over. It's number one.
A lot of people have seen it. I've seen it.
We you know, we love your take on it, so

(34:47):
hurry up and watch it.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
And Tyler shot eighty episode of the week. We need
more episode well.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Of this particular one. We see eight for this season
and good news is the show is renewed for a
third and final season.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Who could you have played in there? That's just a
stripple Angel, Angel talking about sexy way what tripple?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
You're talking about the girl?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
See right there? That's why I said Angel.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Okay, Oh Angel was a nice skin dude.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah yeah, amen, City.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
Tell me, what makes you think you can play the
stripper because I'm sexy color?

Speaker 12 (35:44):
What?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
What is this here?

Speaker 8 (35:47):
I got to explaining I couldn't the stripper. I could
have played the uncle. You don't matter what anyone uncle about.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
You got about your little stript horace. You're talking about
the lead dude. You want to own the home coming
the patriarch. Yeah, you can't be him?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Why why can't he be? That's a great chorus that man?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Can I can? I? Could I be?

Speaker 11 (36:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Is it Malory? Can I be Malory's husband?

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Roy?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
He's crazy on edge?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Is Roy really acting always because he's so good?

Speaker 11 (36:31):
Roy?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Is he remitted? Is he really acting? He's so good?

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Like the younger The younger brother is killing it?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Oh yeah, see, who can tell me play before we
go out?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Quickly? I love to see him as the dude that
was chopping the body.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Up at the end, the younger brother, the younger brother,
the lawyer. No no, no, not the lawyer, No, not him,
was cutting barney it. Yeah, you too tall for you.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
You have to be that lootle.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Yeah, Charles, yeah, charl You know, if you wanted to
go to the strip club, will be on the other
side of.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
The room I live.

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(37:56):
fifty four hundred or Globelife radio dot com. So, Steve,
you did request and tell me I'm gonna throw you
in here too. You did request another women's history poem
from Junior, so go ahead and introduce it's women's history,
Ebody asked, because you didn't like the other one, so

(38:18):
please introduce Junior. You don't like that, I don't like their.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
No, we can get get to you know month. Sureley,
I went back in my bag. I found another one,
another poem. Nice.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
This is called The title is Women's History Month. I
love it well and here you go. Come on, I
heard from my fans, so here you go. I wrote
this for the Latest just so they know. Honor you
all month of March. Chill out, Uncle Stephen, tummy, don't

(39:02):
y'all start. I want to shout out the powerful ladies
out there. I received backlash, but I don't care. Happy
Woman's History Month to all of you. We appreciate all
you do. Happy Women's History Month.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
The end, got it.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
I need to stop this. I'm trying to tell you.
I need to stop this.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I need a women here.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I can't take no more of me.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
I can't be this amazing, not the whole time.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
I can't keep doing this for women's I cannot.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
When when is April? Just tell me that when it's a.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
It's after March, Okay, when it is every year?

Speaker 7 (39:42):
When I just I don't know how y'all ain't doing
nothing though?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, yeah, I love that. Thank God.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
It's time. You should know that you're.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
School. You hit your marks, junior, right, you hit your mark.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Let me tell you something. I'm so great at this,
Uncle Stephen, Tommy I'm about to.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Start crying right now? You about to start?

Speaker 12 (40:15):
What?

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Crying? Because I'm too amazed?

Speaker 9 (40:17):
What?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Because you're too amazing? I love it?

Speaker 7 (40:20):
What do you mean for what?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
So your poem? No poem?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
You need to cry after that point, you're supposed to
believe in himself. Guys, here comes the hate you know?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Well, here we're going. Here's you talked about hate us.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You talked about that yesterday on the show.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Now here we are well we asked for another Mother's
Day poem.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
It's well, you asked for another history poem, and here
you can when the one you just told sounds exactly
the same. I was open you somewhere and be quiet
as a mouse because you got unfinished business in your
own house. You would think that somebody would sit up

(41:04):
in here and write a poem about that. Oh no,
you want to keep avoiding the other facts. We're out
of time right now. We gotta go to break. When
I come back, this next poem, you ain't gonna be
able to take.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
No, you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Your
boy Roscoe is in the building all days.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
They ready, ain't gotta get ready to go and stay
ready on it better believe it.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Who's going on?

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Everybody ain't money money, ain't want go Shirley temmy town
went up with your Bill Roscoe?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
What do baby?

Speaker 7 (41:50):
You and y'all we're going on, little Wayne Roscoe, my hero.

Speaker 13 (41:54):
Ain't no baby Hey, hang on in there, Happy eapy Friday,
the weekend, come on, thank god it Friday.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Hey, and I just got paid li the hill?

Speaker 7 (42:14):
What did you?

Speaker 5 (42:15):
You might see me on the east side, the west
side and coming across to Bridge, y'all?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Nine nine nine, okay?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
And what it was gonna be? Cleveland? You going to
the east side of the west side? Yere to go
gro Bridge?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
What? What side did you live on?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
East side side where all the black people stay? So
there's no black people on the west side of Cleveland?
Oh no, back of the day. No, we ain't going
over there. We ain't go over there. But you better
not come over here. We we kept it even going on.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
What you? Well? Check it out?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
So first thing I just gotta let everybody know last
night was the iHeart Radio Music Awards.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
If you miss it, you can check it out on Hulu,
TLC and n Bowl. You know why, well, why are
you bringing up. They wn't never add me to come
out there.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
That's why are you salty about that?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Very very salty that our heart. All the zls out
of the roll, they only hit out of me and
me to come out. Everybody been out there but being
out there or Bruno mag been out there? I know
mag Daddy, Taylor Taylor RockA ain't there?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
What was Bruno mars Daddy's name? You knew him?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
You said, yeah, Jubiter me and old Juke. Why you
call him Juke for short?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Jay?

Speaker 12 (43:51):
You?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Me and me and jew you running run around everywhere.

Speaker 9 (43:55):
I knew all of.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Them, everybody, Me and Jubiter, Juveiterle, mog hall at him crative,
I don't call He's a dayd girl named Venus.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
The whole so crazy, all of in ther all day.

Speaker 12 (44:14):
Hi a.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
So that was that.

Speaker 12 (44:16):
So we'll catch it on Hulu be Heart Radio Music
Awards anyway. Also there was a battle. There was a
versus battle R and B battle to yo, Tyres, So
I want pick your favorite song from either one of
them and sing it for us this Friday morning. Tyres Lately,

(44:41):
sweet lady shame, please don't go.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Maybe I like well she is hallering me go you
you know all them? Yeah, you know I gave him
all this music game. Ain't neither one of them called
me say thank you. You know it hurts you when
people don't say thanks when you do than for you know,
ain't never called me a coo. Please don't go. I

(45:08):
told him, I say, ask her not to leave, she
would leave and take. That's when I wrote please don't go. Hell,
he ain't never said thank you. And then ty reeve
want to set up there and saw seeing this other
woman on the side. And then when you got busted,
now that you got to go there and tell the
kids to ask. When I wrote shame, he ain't said

(45:29):
nothing to me about that right there, you know, just
out there singing and said nothing to me by the
right of the song. So I didn't really care about
the version version what we all have. I'll tell you
what Tank and Tye and him versus me. That's the verson.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
You would take them both on, stomp them in the ground.
That's what the verse is all to be. What putting
them to it ain't his two short version.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
It sounds like you're better though you be anger. Yeah,
ain't big enough word for it deal with these some
therapy petory.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Hanging out man, about your hanging out though?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
A prank phone call coming up next time?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Some song for you, Jube.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
letter for today and the subject is Hmmm I don't
like his features?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Mmm.

Speaker 8 (46:38):
Wow, must be heavy, big big nose, broad lips, got
an eyebrows and hang over.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
We'll get into it, find out what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Just not it'll just flown wide. I know what they're
looking like.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you
got for his neph I got it for you, sir.

Speaker 8 (47:01):
This is a wedding with Butcher. A wedding, yeah whenever
your Butcher. That ain't never win, right, I ain't never
here where Butcher and went right?

Speaker 9 (47:15):
And I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Allan. Hey,
how you doing this?

Speaker 10 (47:19):
Butcher?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Man?

Speaker 9 (47:20):
But uh yeah you was you was at the cookout
the other day with the family. I'm Christians cuz okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
y'all was that you was at the at the cookout
the other day? I wanted to reach out to you.
I know, the wedding is in the next two weeks, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you you ready for that?

Speaker 10 (47:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:44):
Okay, Well, hey man, I got a little bit of
a problem that uh you know, we kind of wanted
to call you a bat, you know, because the family
got together and had a little meeting like and what
the deal is is this here? I know, I know
you excited and want to marry my cousin and she
kind of excited too about the whole thing. But you know,

(48:04):
like the family members, we got together and decided that
for right now, I mean right now, we're find of
like we're find the call the wedd now for right now?

Speaker 11 (48:15):
What you talking what you talking about calling the wind off?

Speaker 9 (48:18):
We'll see you know everybody, thank you cool and now
and uh you know we real real passionate man about
you know, people marrying into our family or whatever, like
you know, the gathering of and day you know that
was a pot look thing everybody brings something right Oh
christ ain't ever told me no like that about what
about something about not getting no married? Okay, we'll see

(48:40):
right here, Like I say, this is what the family
done decided all what the family decided on Okay, you
see this one. I'm trying to tell you. See, we're
a real close knit family and it's like this here.
See first of all, let me get you to understand
is here you're talking to Butcher right now? All right,
here's the deal. You know, we didne decided that the
wedding they find happen in two weeks until like when
we had we had the pot. Look, barbecue. Everybody brings something.

(49:03):
Why you ain't brain nothing?

Speaker 11 (49:04):
What you talking about? I'm paying for what?

Speaker 9 (49:07):
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, that's what you've been
to throw up in our faces that you're paying for.

Speaker 11 (49:11):
The wedg Hell yeah, who's I supposed to bring?

Speaker 9 (49:13):
Hey man, everybody brings something.

Speaker 10 (49:15):
We have a pot.

Speaker 9 (49:16):
Look, you know, everybody brings something, contribute to the function,
all the event that's going on, you know, And for
you to walk up in there and I have nothing
that let us know what kind of person you're gonna
be in the family, we can't have it cooln Listen again,
this Butcher right here.

Speaker 11 (49:30):
I don't know, no Butcher. Look, I came to the
family gathering, Ticnique. I came there and showed up, loving
on all y'all telling y'all great.

Speaker 10 (49:37):
This is gonna be.

Speaker 11 (49:38):
And now you're telling me I can't marry Christmas.

Speaker 10 (49:41):
Is that what a man?

Speaker 9 (49:43):
The family that already voted, and when the family vote dog,
that's it.

Speaker 11 (49:47):
I ain't marrying the family. You may.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
You've married my cousin, Christian, that's what you're trying to do.
And you ain't finn to marry her.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
Look, i'ma calling up to my job talking to like this.
I'm already on hot from today with some boats my
supervisor them pulls. Do not come calling me with no boot.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
Hey man, let me tell you this here until we
can decide that you good for Christian, until we can
decide that you know you can handle being married to her,
and you come correct as a family member. And if
you're gonna come to potluck, then you bring a pot.
You ain't brain nothing.

Speaker 11 (50:19):
I ain't got a fear, ain't nothing. I'm paying for
this wed and I don't give watch you up there
all that money out of dropped for this. How about
two bottles of.

Speaker 10 (50:25):
Wine to it? You bought when I ain't seen no wine.

Speaker 11 (50:29):
I don't care if you got that wine or not.
I saw her Mama drinking it.

Speaker 9 (50:32):
Okay, Well, I ain't getting no wine. I don't remember
nobody bringing no wine. See, but you normally see everything.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
That go on.

Speaker 11 (50:38):
I got class. I don't know what he's talking about,
Butcher whatever. I bought some wine. Mamma was drinking it.
And I ain't playing that this wedding going down. I
don't spend over twenty three thousand dollars on that.

Speaker 9 (50:48):
Hey, man, I didn't already told you that the family
then voted on that the wedding name.

Speaker 11 (50:53):
I don't give up what the family voted on.

Speaker 10 (50:55):
I done paid for this.

Speaker 11 (50:57):
I ain't heard nothing from Christian about this.

Speaker 9 (50:59):
Christian might not know what we'dne voted on. We've made
the decisions sometimes for everybody. You understand that we'll let
Christian know that we's gonna stop the web. We I'm
just calm to let you know before. I didn't even
tell her what's up.

Speaker 11 (51:13):
You trying to tell me? Christen don't even know now.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
We ain't told her that we don't agree with you
yet and that we're gonna stop the win. We ain't
told of it.

Speaker 11 (51:19):
Man, out of here. I don't paying all this money
for this. Man, y'all ain't stopping.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
Hey man, I done already told you what we're doing.
I'm not going to continue to go back and forth
with you.

Speaker 11 (51:29):
Better get off my always and your voice at me.

Speaker 9 (51:31):
I don't know hell you, I tell you what. Let
me say this to you. I don't care if I
got to bust up in that church and stop this
wedding because you don win a guess what we just said.

Speaker 11 (51:40):
Whatever I got to do, I don't know who you with.
I wish y'all was try to stop this wedding. Look,
we can have a list right now, I can get
off of work. I'm already going through some books and
I'm already on fire. I will come there and bust
yo right now. Do you know what?

Speaker 9 (51:55):
See see see what she was going with Nigel. See
Nigel ain't act.

Speaker 11 (51:59):
Like saying, oh what I know you didn't bring that
me and that don already have don't even bring that
came up and me.

Speaker 9 (52:06):
Hey man, amen, I'm just keeping it real with you,
nigela't act like this here that we donna have words.

Speaker 11 (52:12):
And if that don't want to come and bust up
in there too, he get.

Speaker 9 (52:15):
Dealt with just like that, man all. I'm just trying
to say it's a home family one hundred.

Speaker 11 (52:19):
All that I don't want to hear nothing about this
no more. Tell me where to be and we can
deal with this right now.

Speaker 9 (52:24):
I'm just letting you know the family don't voted. The
family and already no voting. Now what we'll do We'll
push the wed in back and then give us time
to reevaluate you that.

Speaker 11 (52:34):
We evaluate me. I don't need no evaluation from y'all.
And me and christ get married. How do I put
some money on this?

Speaker 9 (52:41):
All I know is the wedding ain't happening.

Speaker 11 (52:43):
That the wedding is happening now after them pay for
all this.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
He saw some books you.

Speaker 11 (52:48):
The family were gonna get married in two and a
half weeks, and joh, if y'all don't come and if
y'all come up in that, y'all gonna get dealt with
me straight.

Speaker 10 (52:55):
I'm bringing that.

Speaker 9 (52:56):
I'm trying to say, hello, heymen, I'm trying to tell
you man, right now, the family don't want you in
the family. Right now.

Speaker 11 (53:04):
I don't give it about y'all. Ain't in love with y'all.
I'm marrying Christmas, and I can give up if I see.

Speaker 10 (53:08):
Y'all ever again. I'm gonna tell you this here. The
family voted on one more thing you need to go
on on.

Speaker 11 (53:13):
Know then while we're at it, this ain't no democracy.
We getting married. That is between Hi and I and
if y'all don't want to be there, jump.

Speaker 9 (53:21):
Off in the dish. It's one more thing we done
voted on.

Speaker 10 (53:25):
What the else you don't voted on?

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Coming up next my Strawberry Letters subjects. I don't like
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We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
All right, thank you, nephew. Subject. I don't like his features, okay,
Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty one year old, beautiful
woman with a lot going for myself. I modeled underwear
when I was in my twenties, and I still have
the body to prove it. When I usually meet men,
it's because they comment on my body or my looks.

(57:10):
I finally met this great guy that isn't shallow, and
he's taking his time to get to know me. He's
forty four years old and he's six four with big
brown eyes. He's not my usual type because he's not
that handsome, but I decided to try something different. Kissing
him at first was awkward because he has a long,

(57:31):
pointed nose, but I learned how to work around it.
We discussed hygiene early on, and he must have heard
me loud and clear because he started to groom his
beard and his mustache better. He wears baggy sweats a lot,
and when he's out and about. When we go out,
he's in jeans and a long button down a button

(57:53):
front shirt. I told him he dresses like a teenager,
and he said that I could not change everything about
so I let it go. Then I realized why he
dresses like that, and I was disgusted. After six long
months of dating, six months of dating, we went on
an anniversary trip and I decided this was a perfect

(58:14):
time to have sex for the first time. I had
never seen him with a shirt off or anything. When
he took off his baggy sweats, all I saw was
hips and a big booty. He is a sick pass,
small waist and hips curvier than mine. I could tell

(58:36):
he was ashamed, so I tried to act like it
wasn't a big deal. It was so hard to be
intimate with him, and he could tell that my vibe
was off. The facial features are fine, but the hips
and booty sent me over the edge. I already know
that my girls are going to flip out if they
find out. I know, nobody's perfect, but this is a lot.

(58:59):
Would I be shallow to dump him because of his features?

Speaker 11 (59:03):
Well, you know it is.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
It is shallow. It is a bit shallow for you
to do that. And I mean, but we all like
what we like, and obviously we don't like what we
don't like, and you don't like hips and a butt
on a man, And that does sound a little shallow.
It is what you like, though, because first you're talking
about how beautiful you are and how your body is great,
and how the men you know talk about your your

(59:28):
your body and your your looks and all of that.
And you know, then you talk about how unattractive he
is or he's not your type because he's not he's
not handsome. Well, that's okay, It's just that if this
is a good guy who treats you well, he's clean,
he's smart, he's kind of don't don't throw him out

(59:48):
just because you don't like his hips and but I
don't know, uh, And you're right, men aren't supposed to
have hips, and but we are. But there are exceptions
to every rule. I mean, is he a good does
he treat you well?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
How does he make you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
All of that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
You know, do you see a future with him? Then
you know, you decide if you want to stay with him.
If you absolutely can't deal with this man in these
curvy hips in this but then you gotta move on.
That's just it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
You know, you gotta move on. What can I tell you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
You don't like him, get out of there. You gotta
move on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
What you sounded totally uncomfortable dealing with this letter because
you don't like to hurt and insult people. And I've
known that about you for years. A wonderful kind characteristic
that you have and you don't know. Ah, on the
other hand, ain't got no problem with either one of those.
So now I have to ask you a couple of

(01:00:49):
questions about this letter, because I'm not sure when a
woman says a man has hips exactly what does she
mean by that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
You know, a woman has hips?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
How woman is No, don't explain it to me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Woman, small waistline. You know she has a silhou small waisting,
curvy hip.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yeah, coke bottle huh yeah, coke, coke cold bo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Yeah, coke bottle figure. Right, Well, that's kind of what
she's saying about him. He has curvy hip and a
big butt. That's what he said.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
He got a flat stomach at a six pack in
a small way, but he got curvy hips at a
big butt.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
She said, yeah, they're curvier than hers.

Speaker 11 (01:01:31):
His hip.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
All right, I got it. Let's go with the letter.
Here I go. Let's just need some clarity on it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:38):
All.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Right, here we go. Now, this forty one year old
beautiful woman got a lot going on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
You uhould be an underwear model. She fine that you
get that out the way she fined she forty one.
She still fine, got it, won't it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Believe it all that. Now you meet me and they
talk about your looks and you beauty.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
I believe that the lady ain't lying, but she been
taking his time to get this guy that really tried
to get to know her.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
He's forty four six folk, big brown eyes, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
But he's usually not that tight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Now let's go back to the title of the letter.
I don't like his features.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
I was told in the ninth grade by in that
bill the reason she wasn't going to the junior prom
with me was because she didn't like my facial features.
That scarred me deeply for a large portion of my life,
and as you can tell, it still comes back every
now and then. So initially, with the sound of this letter,

(01:02:39):
I was immediately defensive, because, oh here is help of
the found her way to my radio show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Now now she still ain't liking me. In facial features.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
I thought it was in that Bill that wrote this
letter what it could be because she would find this.
She might still be fun anyway. I'm thoughting this low
down help of them found her way to my radio
show that to remind me of Gee oh Lord.

Speaker 10 (01:03:05):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
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three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject, I
don't like his features. We'll get into it, back into
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Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
All right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter subject,
I don't like his features.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I just find chick underwear model in her twenties. She
forty one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
She's still banging a lot of men compliment I believe
all that, but she ain't really been having no luck
me and just wonder for what she looks like. And
this one guy she met finally took the time to
get to know her. Oh, he's forty four, six foot four,
big brown eyes, not your usual type because he's not
that hamsome I was trying to relate to the fact
that this letter was originally about me, I thought, because

(01:04:24):
a woman told me she didn't like my facial features
one time. This letter she don't like his features, which
hurt me because I was never going to change how
I look because we didn't have money for reconstructive surgery
back in the days, and we didn't even know what
it was back there, so I was pretty much stuck
like Chuck. So I've had to deal with that ongoing.
And after bringing it up to the fact that there's

(01:04:45):
three of us men on this show fit into this
category except for Tommy, Tommy seems to think that he
is Hamson, and I just wanted to finally point out
to Tommy, Tommy, you're handsome if you were like as
in Hamster handsome or gerb a Wrent, you said Jimmy

(01:05:05):
the cricket handsome.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Uh, you know the turtle on the wax commercial Mississippi.
Somebody jumped.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
No, no, they laughing, Yeah, Carl and say, because she's
in agreement with the Mississippi that they jumped.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
They jumped in they involved.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
But anyway, it was kind of awkward kissing him because
he has a long pointed nose. But I learned how
to work around it. We discussed hygiene early, and we
must have heard me loud and clear. He started grooming
his bed and his mustache better. He wears baggie sweats
a lots when we out, and about when we go out,
he's in jeans with a long button front shirt. Then

(01:05:47):
you told the lady told him dressed like a teenager.
He said he couldn't change everything about him, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
So I let it go. Then I realized why he
dressed like that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
And I was discussing, you know, six months of day
and it went on anniversary trip and she decided perfect
time had some sex with this man. Well, she had
never seen him with his shirt off anything. And then
when he took off his bag he sweats. All I
saw was hips and a big booty. Now he had
a six pack, small waist, hips curvier than mine. I

(01:06:15):
could tell he was a shame, so I tried to
act like it wasn't a big deal. Now, surely explained
to me what they mean by hips. That means that
I've seen that looked like looked like he was when
they wasn't skinny. I've seen that, so I am very
familiar with that right there, or you lost all of

(01:06:37):
us on the show with that. He he's got a
six pack, small waist, and hips curvier than mine. I
never seen that, so I don't know how to address that.
I could tell he was a shame, so I tried
to act like it wasn't a big dealer. It was
so hard to be intimate with him. He could tell
my vibe was off without the magic, because you know,
you want to rub your man while he on you,
But then you rub down there and you know he

(01:06:59):
got more that you got. And I don't know how
you starting to feel back there because rubbing on the
same thing. And I'm starting trying to figure out how that's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Working for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I don't know why it is. You know you ain't
call no love handling nothing. You know you ain't run
across no love handle just smooth, and all of a
sudden he just curved out on you. He got a
like like he got a fixed of flat booty like
he don't They didn't lying down in Atlanta. They got

(01:07:32):
it pumped up high pressure.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Anyway, Anyway, she said, the facial features are fine, but
the hips and booty sent me over the heads.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Already know your girl's gonna flip out if.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
They find out. I know nobody's perfect, but I know
if this is a lot. Would I be shallow to
dump him because of his feature? Well, let's talk about
this for Linn, because the very reason that most men
won't you are simply because of your features. Here's a
man who took the time to get to know you
a little bit better, and now you've got some features
about him you don't care for. Now, let's just admit

(01:08:07):
something about myself, young lady, you forty one, you're into looks,
very much.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
So, and as are most people.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
That's not a knock, but you into looks, You into
how you look, you into how they look, what they think.
And so what's going to happen is because of peer
pressure and your and your requirement for looks, you're going
to dump him. That's what you're going to do. That's

(01:08:36):
what you're going to do. And you could miss out
on a really great man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
You don't have to what.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Well his systead of going to the gym, got to
go to the buffet. Oh we gotta fat it up.
Oh yeah, you got to get rid of that six pack.

Speaker 10 (01:08:54):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
You need a good balance, You need some love handles.
That's what you need.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I don't normally recommend this, but you guys to get
to the buffet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
You got to sit down.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
You got to invest some time. Stop all this crunches
and all this mess you're doing at the jail. We
ain't doing that no more. We're going in here. We're
gonna get rid of this sixth pack. We'll get you
a grown man stomach. I'm going and work with it growing,

(01:09:33):
save your relationship a.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Fast stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
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It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
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Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
Okay, well, let's talk about it. It's Friday, we got
some games in CAA.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Let's get to it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Here we go, go.

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
Saint Johnsan Duke is playing today, Saint Johns' du man.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Quietly, I want Saint John's to win because of the
coach uh huh and the New York but dombooja boys
oo man oh many that it was a cold ballplayer
two man.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Yeah, so I'm kind of I'm a little torn between
the game right there. I would love to see.

Speaker 12 (01:11:02):
Oh that's the school though the boys play, yeah between Yeah,
and then they have another brother.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Right, it's three of them, right, it's three of them.
I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Yeah,
if it's the third one. Don't nobody know him? Well,
he ain't doing no I think one of them cold though.
But this is the one. They had to help the
other boy that had sickle cell. Right, Oh, that's why Junior,

(01:11:31):
Junior somebody help?

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
Was somebody with single?

Speaker 12 (01:11:34):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
What you don't know the answer? What are we supposed
to do with this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
My god, Junior, I already know her about Junior who
playing got sickle selling help?

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Okay, let's talk about this game. Alabama and Michigan, how
did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
When I just asked you what you I'm happy that
he did? Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
I'm not gonna say that Alabama Michigan, That's all I asked.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Alabama? What you miss Michigan State or Michigan.

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
No, just Michigan, Alabama Michigan.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Well, you know I ain't.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
I ain't got no love for Michigan since the Fab five.
I ain't cared nothing about them since then. And Alabama,
you know, they just got good at basketball. They was
a football program. So but since I'm closer to them
down here, I guess our poor for Alabama.

Speaker 7 (01:12:20):
Okay, Now, Michigan State and you come how you feel.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
About man Michigan State? Baby, let's go Steve s miss
Alba model, let's go. Okay, who we know in Connecticut? Who?

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Just so we can't go, We can't go for you.
We don't know nobody in Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Simple. Yeah, Well I got some cousins up there, but
they don't have a basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
When is the family reunion?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I could go into that long time ago to where
she got you.

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
Okay, Tennessee, Iowa state.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
What do you think I got to go with Tennessee.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
I will stay upset Florida though, because I just came
from the bass Master's classic down there. Man, I'm falling
in love with Knoxville, Tennessee. Man, it's real school stuff
I do. Plus it's close up there where Luke Bryan
live and Luke Brian a new fishing buddy.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
Okay, so you don't know nobody in our Hell no,
I don't know nobody in I.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
What what's pulling for them?

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
For?

Speaker 10 (01:13:30):
Junior?

Speaker 9 (01:13:30):
Thank you? You try.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
That was sports.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
You're coming up. At the top of the hour, A
man questions his wife's loyalty after she won't share some
gossip with him. We'll get into that right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. So this
is from Valerie and Mobile. Valie says, one of my

(01:13:54):
girlfriends is cheating on her husband. Her husband is one
of my husbands close as friends. My husband pleaded with
me to admit that she's cheating, and I told him
I don't know anything, and even if I did, I
would not tell him. He said that my loyalty should
be with him, not my friend. I really cannot believe

(01:14:15):
we are arguing over my friend's personal business. My loyalty
is with my husband, but not in this case. Am
I wrong for not gossiping with him about this?

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
You all's loyalty only has to do with each other,
not anyone. Your husband can't make the fact that you
know that his your girlfriend is cheating on her husband,
who is your husband's best friend?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Right God? And that has nothing to do with you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
Your loyalty ain't to your You're not being disloyal to
your husband in that regard, because what is your husband
gonna do? What kind of what kind of you're gonna
mess that anyway? So not he gonna find out, then
he gonna tell his boy and they break your family up?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
What what?

Speaker 10 (01:15:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Lady, hold your ground right there? Your man out of line.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
For trying to think your loyalty should be to me,
what's the same disloyal to you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
And she said her loyalty is with him, but just
not in this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Now, if she was out there cheating, oh, her husband,
her loyalty should be to her husband. But because this
other couple, this other woman is not loyal to her husband,
that's got nothing to do with y'all. That's not y'all's problem,
nor should you make it yours. This is a classic
case of mind your best. Yes, people can't cheat in peace.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
That's not what he meant, nephew, right, Okay, oh lord,
we have time for another one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:15:53):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
From Diva and so Jesus says, the boss gave me
a ride home and asked if he could come in
and see my home. He came in, he made himself comfortable.
He asked if I had any alcohol, so I gave
him some wine. He kicked his shoes off and suggested
we order some food. I told him i'd make him

(01:16:16):
a sandwich because I wasn't hungry. He said it was
clear that I was ready for him to leave, so
he left the next day. He said the least I
could do was feed a brother. How do I tell
him he was out of line? Well, this is your boss.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
If you don't know how to tell him he out
of line, I bet hr do with the quick for sure,
show know how to break it to it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Uh huh bruh. The least you could do was feed
a brother. Man, you shrip it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah hard.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
In the words of my.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Father, slip house, Oh lord, I thank him for the
word is a wisdom he used to kill me. Don't
eat where your sugar honey ice?

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah, unless you have a tiny house. You kind of
got to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Sorry, you're too crazy this morning. So you were saying Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I said, okay, you just can't. You can't do it
the dog. You can't. You're gonna mess your livelihood up.

Speaker 10 (01:17:38):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
I mean, but this is real familiar though. I mean,
you know, give your boss a ride. He comes in,
takes his shoes off. As for drinking some food, man,
y'all won't get a piece. And now I'll make your
sandwich because I ain't. I'm not really.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
You won't mean to.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Stay, so let me get on out of here next. Yeah,
at least you could do it with feed brother. Well,
I tried to make you a sandwich.

Speaker 8 (01:18:04):
She did.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Yeah, but his shoes are off. Yeah, his shoes are off.
That's too much?

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Coming up in twenty minutes after, we'll have more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What you gotta say now, Tommy,
I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Oh okay, you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
Ain't want to say nothing, wow, because it ain't got
nothing to do with women's history.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Mom, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
might not be going down in the DMS anymore. Instagram
is removing optional end to end encryption for direct messages DMS.
That's coming up in May, and this means that Meta
will be able to access your messages DMS on Insta.

(01:18:55):
That's right, will no longer be private, according to a
new report on YouTube. According to these reports, the change
will help Meta to detect harmful content between users. It
will stop messages of a harmful nature. So here's the question.
Have you, guys, ever slid into someone DMS? And you
would die if anyone else saw the message you sent?

(01:19:16):
Does anyone?

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I can?

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
I can excuse myself from this because I don't know
how I don't know how to DM.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Though I don't know how to DM and no one's
ever DMed you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
If they have, I ain't never read it. I get
thousands of dms.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Okay, so do you read them?

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
You're just saying yeah, no, no, just know my son
handles mind.

Speaker 10 (01:19:39):
Dad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
You get thousands of dms.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Oh okay, probably.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Sometimes he responds like, I got in touch with a
couple of comedians to DM so that helps.

Speaker 8 (01:19:49):
Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, yeah, surely if everything is
in that cloud, I'm worried about their cloud.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
There's a lot in the cloud.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
If you just don't like clouds.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Yeah, if yours is not a cloud at this more, Tommy,
yours is a thunderstorm.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Thunderstor yeah, a tornado?

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Okay, you got a hurricane over and over your camp.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

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as the easter Bunny or would you rather dress up
as a Leperchaun?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
All right, fellas, take it away. I have no option.
I have to be that tall as teacher bunny. All two.

Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
On the other hand, can't decide. Go ahead, one of
the suits I can fit, the other one I can't, fellas.

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Okay, I'm doing a lepercaun because there's a pot of
gold somewhere. I'm gonna beat a leper cort.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
That's why.

Speaker 12 (01:21:26):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
You don't be dragging the big feet around in his bunt.
We'll tell you, a little Juli, No, you're not. I
can tell you that right now.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
That's what he said, though, what you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Little shoulders? He got? How you hold that head though?

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
We're lepercun voys though. See that's why you should just
beat the lept gaunt?

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Would you rather be called the wrong name during sex?
Would you rather your partner was texting during sex? As
long as we have in sex. I don't care what
you're doing. I mean, it won't bother you that she's
not into it, and that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Maybe she's texting somebody that I'm doing a great job.
I don't know. I mean I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Doubt that. Yeah, doubt that texting does not mean good
during sex.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Well, you can't call me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Maybe she texting me, you know, I don't know. All right, no,
so far, no, all right? Would you rather be called black?
Or would you rather be called African American?

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Oh? Black?

Speaker 8 (01:22:54):
I know what.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
You bet not call I know what.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
And it starts with and all right, black is good
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I've been black the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah, yeah, I like black. We don't have a problem
with African American. And we just prefer and rather yeah
all right. Would you rather travel the world for free
for one year or would you rather get a free
mansion built?

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
M hm?

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
We first class on this travel? How we am traveling?
But hey, did you talk about free spirit? You're talking
about free Frontier.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
It doesn't say that, So just give me an answer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
I'm gonna take the mansion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Take all right, mansion? All right. Would you rather ignore
your spouse for a full day? Or would you rather
kiss your ex on the forehead. I know what's coming.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
I'm just gonna have to ignore her.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
I can't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
That is to day's round of which. Sorry we have
to end it on such a note. But coming up
next and it's our last.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Would you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Last break of the day? Coming up, we'll close out
the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
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All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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Speaker 9 (01:24:58):
We made it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Thank you, Lord, and thank you to our loyal, loyal
Steve Harvey nation for listening every day and for years
and years We appreciate you so much. So Steege, you
got two of your message.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Well, you know, yesterday I was talking about how dangerous
it was to be a participant in self hate and
for us as a people, it's really really demoralizing. And
you know, like I hate to be the old guy
talking about Look, listen to me, do what I tell
you do because I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
I've tried to be a relevant person in my lifetime
and where I make decisions, even when I make a
bad decision, when I make a mistake, I still try
to get it right. And in my closing remarks, I
choose to use that as a moment for uplifting positivity.
I try to use the opening of our show, and

(01:25:55):
all of us on this show we try to be
when we're not being entertaining, we're trying to be uplifting
and empowering and that's been my motive. It is amazing
to me what we have become as a society because
of social media. And we just did a story that
Meta is now gonna fix it where your dms and

(01:26:17):
stuff on IgM are no more longer private because they
say will help people, you know, it'll help slow down
the dev and demonic things that people are doing to
one another online, which I think is a good idea.
See this whole freedom of speech shouldn't be where you

(01:26:39):
can just freely say what you want to say about
anybody and you could just get away with it, especially
when it's not true. And we as a people, we
got to start being conscious of this. Man, I don't
know why we think is so self serving to come
to the destruction of someone when we need as many
successful people amongst us as we can. Being successful is

(01:27:03):
hard at whatever level you choose to partake of it.
But why make it even harder when we got all
these haters out here. We have websites set up to hate,
We have blogs set up that only operate in hate.
It is amazing how many clicks and views you can
get if you open up your doors and invite in negativity,

(01:27:25):
and no matter what you say, you gonna find somebody
agree with you. You can put a picture of a
beautiful baby on that it's something gonna be wrong with
the baby. It's a sad thing that we've come to,
and that leads us now to we have podcasts. You know,
anybody can get a podcast. You didn't need a license.
It's on your iPhone. They're gonna have to start monitoring
that in a minute. But you know what I've noticed, man,

(01:27:48):
on podcasts, especially our own podcasts that are black driven,
a lot of them, a lot of them.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Deal in negativity.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
You know, it's a sad thing, man, when you have
a podcast and you try to get people to say
stuff that they well, first of all, you know you
shouldn't say, and you just get on the podcast and
you just open up. I don't understand why would you
take a format, Why would you take a platform and

(01:28:18):
do nothing with it to help or assist people, just
to tear them down. And the more you come on
that of time down, the more clicks and views you get.
You do know you're going to have to pay for that,
don't you. You do know that the Bible is real
do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

(01:28:39):
That the Bible is real now and it forewarns you
of all of this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
So keep on.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
It's a sad thing, man. You know what I noticed
about podcasts. Podcast is the playground for individuals to come
on and say whatever you want to say about somebody
that's doing something that you you didn't manage to do.
And like I said the other day, do you hate
the people so much when they get up at the

(01:29:07):
top of the hill and they raise their hands up
and they say, yeah, I made it and I'm a champion.
Do you hate them because it reminds you that you
are not the champion. Well, welcome to podcast. Now here,
come to podcast, and I'm talking to you directly. If
you all participant, If you go on a person's podcast

(01:29:28):
to destroy other people, why are you on the podcast?
If I go on the podcast, if I'm not gonna
go on there to be encouraging, enlightening, or informative, or
to give somebody some of the jewels that I've learned
in my life, I'm not going on the podcast. I'm
not going on that to sit over there for thirty
forty five an hour and talk about somebody in a

(01:29:51):
negative way, to hurt them in any way. I'm not
going on there talk about nobody's family. I'm not going
on that, degrade, nobody's wife. I'm not going on that
doing none of that. I will only do it if
I can help somebody. But too many times though on
these black podcasts, here we come, you know, so and
So said this about you. What do you have to

(01:30:12):
say about so and so? You know they said this,
they said that, and then here you go. It's always
some washed up person that ain't where they used to
be or never made it to where they want it
to be, and they always got something to say about
somebody who doing it. Always. I've said this a hundred

(01:30:33):
times on this show. You'll never have a hater that's
doing better than you. They are doing less than you
in some area of your life. They can have more
money than you, but they could just be unhappy with
their life where they are. They ain't got no family,
they ain't got no friends, they ain't got no companion.
Something's wrong with them that they got to take that time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
We got to do better than this. We have to
do better than this, or we gonna mess around and
destroy one another. And I'm really afraid that that's happening today.
Somebody told me the other day, you know they gonna
come for Tianna Taylor. I bet not here about it,
not on this show. I bet not here about it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Not. I'm not gonna let you destroy this, sister. I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
You ain't destroying Joy Reid you ain't going enough. None
of these sisters, none of them, Jasmine Crockett, none of them.
You ain't going to get none of them sisters on
this show. I will have something to say to you.
Did all right, y'all, we gotta do better. Come out,
take care, you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Talk to God.

Speaker 9 (01:31:41):
For all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
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