FULL SHOW: One Has To Go, Strawberry Letter: Don't Rock The Boat - 3.25.26 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all baby.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Given them black the million bus busy.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, listen to me.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I want joy. Yeah, joy.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
They show you don't do that?

Speaker 5 (01:05):
You love you.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Turn, you gotta turn.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Turn.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
The turn out a wad of the money.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on, you think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
You'all listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah I do, man, God is good.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
Hey today, I just want to get right to it
because this has really been pressing me. I woke up
and this was on my mind and I wanted to
share it with you because I know this for a fact.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
See I've lived this for a fact.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
And you know the majority of things I talk about
in the morning before we get started with the regular show,
it's something that I've experienced. I can only tell you
what I know, and so I've really really understood why
God has had my life go the way that is gone.

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Because if I didn't have all these tests in my life,
I didn't have all these tests that I passed, all
these tests that I failed. If I didn't have all
of those, the good and the bad, what could I
share with you in the morning? What could I tell
you about hanging? What could I tell you about failing

(03:17):
and then winning? What could I tell you about hanging
in now when all hope was gone? How could I
share that with you? Unless I've had those moments myself.
I don't care what happens to you. I don't care
what you're going through. Don't you dare dare give up?

(03:40):
Under no circumstances. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
It is the biggest trick that the enemy has. It's
making us think we ain't gonna make it, to water
down on the illusion that there is a possibility that

(04:05):
you might still have a chance to get over. The
biggest trick he uses is when you make a mistake
and you fall. He gets you to start to thinking
it's final, that there is no resurrection, there is no redemption,
there is no recovery. He just makes you think it's final.

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He is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever
give up? I don't care what besets you? Befalls you
trips you up. What circumstantial situations may arise?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Don't you dare dare ever give up?

Speaker 7 (04:43):
Because listen to me, these are tests that you are
going through. And these tests, whether you pass the test
or it appears that you failed the test, the test
accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
If you pass the test.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
Let's say you're going through a situation and you get
over and it goes the way you want it to do,
then what you've learned is if you hang in there,
there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, mission accomplished.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
way you want it, and it goes the opposite and
it turns out into a negative result, and the response
you were looking for is a no, that's not final.
That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's time

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to turn back. It simply means that now you have
learned a valuable experience, You have learned a valuable lesson.
You now know what not to do. You are now
because you know what not to do, another step closer

(06:01):
to getting it right. Listen to me, it has to
happen this way. You have to have the rain in
your life to get the flowers in your life. You
got to have the darkness in your life to appreciate
the sunshine in your life. You got to have woes

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and worries to appreciate the joys.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
It is merely a test.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling,
and you get through messing it up, all that's getting
you one step closer to getting it right. Oh, my
relationship ended. I'll never be able to find another person
like that. Not only will you not be able, well,

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not only will you be able to find a person
like that, you can find a person that far better
than that if you.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Don't give up.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
But see, sometimes you got to go through the bad
ones to get to the good ones. Don't you dare
dare ever give up? I don't care what happens to
you if you lose a loved one. And Lord knows,
I've lost some people I've loved dearly with every inch
in me. I've lost my mother, my father, my brother,

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and my best friend.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't know. I know people who have lost they children.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Goodness, man, I can't even imagine that, but they kept
on going.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
What you giving up for?

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (07:43):
I got you miss them, and I got you grieving,
but I got news for you. Don't you let the
devil make you think it's over for you because somebody
else ain't still here.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
It was their time. Now.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
I'm not trying to lessen the blow for you, but
I'm trying to get you up on your feet so
you can stop all this old woe is me because
the things that's happening to you, You're not the first
person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You have got
to move forward, if it's just in memory of those people.

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I was on one of the commercial breaks the other
day and somebody asked me something and I forgot the question,
but my answer was, I've always wanted my mother and
father to be proud of me, and in their absence
and their demise, I'm hoping just somehow man, that they
watching me, that they see they boy, that I'm down here,

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that I'm doing better, that I'm making something out myself,
that I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking care of
my kids.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Just want my old man to see that about me.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
You don't want my mother to see I'm trying to
get my life together over here. You understand I'm trying
to be a better person. My mama was a Sunday
school teacher for forty years. She been praying for me
for a long time. I just hope, man, and that's
all I'm doing, is just hoping that they see me
so they can be proud of me.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
See you, you, you, you you.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
that when you fall and stumble and you get it
all so wrong, it ain't over for you.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up?

Speaker 7 (09:24):
Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the
way you want it to. That it ain't meant to
be devil. He got so many tricks to deceive you.
You know why you're being tested right now, because there
is no testimony Without the test You got to go
through something. It's all good man telling you. Just wanted

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to share that with you. Don't you give up out there.
I don't care what's happening. Don't don't, don't don't get deceived.
The victory's coming, but you ain't gonna get it if
you quit.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hang on, y'all, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls might have your undivided attention.
The Steve Harvey Morning Show is underweight, but it is
underweight because God is good. Because God created this day.
Were living in a new one, man, We're living in
a day that has never been created before.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
This is a brand new one. And He do it
every day.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Man.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
I'm so grateful that God has allowed me another shot,
another chance. I appreciate you, Lord, thank you. That's how
we do it. Steve Hart Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry College
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the legend that is nephew tummy.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, Shirley, what's on your mind?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Nothing around today?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm not fit.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
You're gonna ask all of us?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, yeah, y'all get ready cause it just might be your.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
Day depending on how I feel.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
So, Steve, since you're asking, I'll ask for myself and
a lot of ladies.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
So as you get.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
Older in life, you know, as you get older, you've
known me for quite quite a few many years, decades.
So the dating process, you know, I noticed a lot
of guys like older younger women, a lot of women
like younger guys.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
What about those people who like people their.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Own age, You know, they like the people that they're
on age, people that they can share things with, you know,
they have commonalities things like that, where do you where?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
How does that fit as you get older?

Speaker 9 (11:44):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Does that make sense? Well, you have to ask, You.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Have to you have to move around your situation. In
your case, sureley, you would have to like like start
like like take a bingo.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
And bingo.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
They got, they got they got.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
When I was young, I played bingo.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Well it's changed now because they slow it down a
lot because they know it take them a long time
to spot their numbers.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
So this is this is the old folks bingo hall.

Speaker 10 (12:18):
Fourteen, you can tell wait for it, no, okay, And
somebody else asked a question because no, that doesn't help me.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
You got to go to a bingo hall.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Forty one.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm not the type you know that?

Speaker 7 (12:39):
Yeah, no, I was just kidding, but you know, surely
it is. It is a quandary that people are in
when they're when they're more mature. And the trend you're
talking about the older men dating younger women and older
women dating younger men. Yeah, uh that's a vicious circle
that doesn't have a win percentage to it that's very.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Very high at all. It just does it. And so.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
When you have yourself together as a woman, it will
make the availabilities early. But I do recommend, okay, I
do recommend just for kicks and giggles, Yeah, dating sites
because it just opens up your pool of availability. You're

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not going to go to the places to keep meeting people.
There's same people at the church.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
Okay, all right, all right, maybe I will all right,
thank you Steve. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
the hour, we will hear from a nephews.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
He runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
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Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, the nephew is here to run that prank back
what you got.

Speaker 13 (14:24):
For his ne f?

Speaker 14 (14:26):
I gotta sharing that your wife in the limo. Your
wife in the limo. Okay, this seems harmless. I'm driving,
she's back there. I'm up here. But I gotta let
you know something of your pal. Your wife in the limo. Okay, yeah, yeah,

(14:48):
let's get a cato.

Speaker 15 (14:50):
Hello.

Speaker 16 (14:50):
Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to Rea.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Hey, Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 8 (14:58):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (14:58):
Hey, listen, man, my name is Phil Dog. I know
you through some other people. Your brother, right, yeah, that's
my brother.

Speaker 17 (15:06):
Yeah, what's haddings?

Speaker 16 (15:07):
Listen, man, I'm calling you because.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
There's something going.

Speaker 13 (15:12):
First of all, everything all right with my brother, right,
you ain't this ain't no, he ain't no trouble is it?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
No?

Speaker 16 (15:17):
No, no, no, no no no oh straight man? Just
to know you married to.

Speaker 17 (15:23):
Right, Yeah, that's my wife's boss.

Speaker 16 (15:25):
Okay, Well, man, what I'm.

Speaker 13 (15:26):
Trying little man? I mean, what's adding about?

Speaker 16 (15:30):
Listen, what I'm trying to explain to you? Once at
getting my name for you? Part time? I drive limos
and uh I'm actually driving right now.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Okay, what's up?

Speaker 16 (15:40):
Well, I had seen your wife. You know, I knew
you were little brother.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
You know.

Speaker 16 (15:46):
I was like, okay, this this right here ain't cool.

Speaker 13 (15:48):
Hold on what you see my wife? What do you
mean my wife?

Speaker 18 (15:52):
How you know?

Speaker 13 (15:52):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 16 (15:53):
Okay, okay, okay, Rob, let me ask you. Is your
wife there right now?

Speaker 13 (15:57):
Love about my wife? Bengall. Man, she was out with
us in her homegirl. Man, they've been gone. Where you
trying to get at? Man?

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Get from?

Speaker 13 (16:04):
Listen?

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Okay, hey, hey, I understand. Just listen to me.

Speaker 16 (16:07):
Man, listen, hey man, I'd have been dog got a
minute time by some ladies. You know what I'm saying.
I just hate to see brothers get gone wrong.

Speaker 13 (16:13):
I was like, where are you coming from?

Speaker 16 (16:15):
Dog?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Listen? Dogs?

Speaker 13 (16:16):
You go ahead?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
And it stood out with all the revenus.

Speaker 19 (16:20):
Listen, man, I need.

Speaker 13 (16:21):
To get to drive my drive.

Speaker 16 (16:23):
I drive limousine. And what I'm trying to.

Speaker 13 (16:26):
Say to you is what you're trying to say.

Speaker 19 (16:28):
Man, put it on.

Speaker 16 (16:30):
Your wife is in the back of the mamoazine.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
I'm driving right now.

Speaker 13 (16:36):
She in the back. So what what the girls out?

Speaker 16 (16:38):
And like that was say, y'all know man, if it
was a bunch of girls out I wouldn't even be
calling you brother. Your wife is in the back that
it's limousine.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
What a man?

Speaker 19 (16:50):
What the man?

Speaker 16 (16:51):
What the man?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (16:52):
Mam, hey Julia, Hey, y'all step out, Hey, y'all step
out the room from any man. Step out of the room
for a minute. Set up room. Just hold on, hold on,
step by the room for a minute. Man, step by
the room.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Hello.

Speaker 13 (17:03):
See hey, hey, look man, you need to come correct man,
because this ain't nonna matter right here. Dog, you're saying
that my wife you you got my wife in the
back of the limousine you're driving? Man, she got old dog?
What she got on? What comes here?

Speaker 16 (17:18):
That she got on a black transfer with white lines?
And I'm hey, hey, hey, hey, bro, I'm trying to
make sure I got the right person at what she had.

Speaker 13 (17:31):
On saying that, you know, my brother, you ain't got
that accomplished. And you said that you got my wife.
What's your the house? Were talking about?

Speaker 15 (17:40):
Just this look cute?

Speaker 13 (17:41):
Listen, I wasn't stunning this look cute? Said he for
your car? Where you driving that?

Speaker 18 (17:47):
Dog?

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Where are you driving that?

Speaker 13 (17:48):
Man? That's all I need to know about you. You
got out that room.

Speaker 16 (17:56):
Okay, dog?

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Listen, man. Well, I'm trying to say this to you. See,
I've been around.

Speaker 16 (18:00):
I've been on this road here myself.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Man.

Speaker 13 (18:03):
You know, look, I just tell me this.

Speaker 17 (18:04):
Man, it's the row that's sitting in the back.

Speaker 13 (18:09):
Do she got the curls coming down on the side.

Speaker 17 (18:11):
That's all I need to know. Does she got the
curls is dangling on the side.

Speaker 13 (18:15):
I ain't hear your boss, I ain't hear you.

Speaker 16 (18:17):
Speak up, man, I said, yeah, Man, I can't talk loud. Man,
they're in the back.

Speaker 13 (18:21):
I say, look, look this man. You calling me though,
and just conte. You won't call it. You're trying to
make it straight, right, so you bring it on on
to where I'm at. Boss, Dog, I can't do that, man,
I can't bring them up. You do that, dog, You're
gonna crazy.

Speaker 17 (18:37):
You call me put it on the phone.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
That put it on the phone. I can't put the
getaphone to her. Dog, gettafone over here. You need to
drive it up where I'm at, Boss, where I'm at,
bout because this is in the beam right now. I
just got I said, I want to go up back
to my whole home up. Hold up, damn, man, I
can't hear you?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Dog?

Speaker 13 (19:04):
You you listen, listen all these whisperings. You even need
to stop this car and say you need to stand
outside the car and tell me where the other you
ask I could come meet you with the l us
Do you need to know that now to tell what
you got to take as some dogs?

Speaker 16 (19:19):
Cause, okay, you gotta calm down. Man.

Speaker 13 (19:24):
You don't even know me. Man, you ain't messing with
the one. So listen about here's the thing about. Look,
I'm easily gonna find out what little things. So the
river you drive and I'm gonna find your or you're
gonna have to come find me. Dog, you'll mess with
the wrong one. Put on the phone, Bolls, put on
the phone. They push the phone. Man, it ain't got time.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
To be hey.

Speaker 13 (19:45):
Look look, look, look, hey, you'll help me out.

Speaker 15 (19:47):
Appreciate the call.

Speaker 13 (19:48):
Man.

Speaker 17 (19:48):
Put up your phone.

Speaker 16 (19:49):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
Wait wait wait Rob, Rob?

Speaker 5 (19:53):
What's up?

Speaker 16 (19:53):
Man?

Speaker 13 (19:54):
Okay, listen, man, you say this a game. Man, I'm
finna come fine. Hey guy, do you want I'm a man?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
Now? Want to go? You know?

Speaker 18 (20:04):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (20:06):
All I know is they're gonna stop at the hotel
for a minute.

Speaker 19 (20:09):
Man and changed Flas Hotel.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
What's just play?

Speaker 13 (20:15):
Look you now, I'm on my way.

Speaker 19 (20:19):
I'm on what tale?

Speaker 16 (20:21):
Come on, man, don't don't act like what you all
don't act like that.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Man.

Speaker 13 (20:27):
Hey, look, you got one more time to be trying
to tell me how straight?

Speaker 16 (20:31):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you man to listen to me.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
I want to tell you one more thing.

Speaker 13 (20:36):
Man, I ain't got time for no more one more thing.
Do one more thing. You need to be telling me
where you're at though?

Speaker 17 (20:41):
Where you at?

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Mate?

Speaker 16 (20:42):
This is Nephew time from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 18 (20:46):
You just got prayed by your wife. No, man, man, no,
let me talk it this, Nephew tell me.

Speaker 17 (21:02):
Man, God list my bad man. You got me man,
you got your mame Gouyle oh Man, before.

Speaker 16 (21:13):
We go rob, what is man the badest radio show?

Speaker 13 (21:16):
Oh Man's Steve Morning Show with Nephew.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Thomas play that same stupid person.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's me all right, thank you.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
If you're coming up next, we will ask the CLO
or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right
after this.

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Speaker 8 (22:12):
In entertainment news, Tiana Taylor graces the cover of Time
as one of Time's Women of the Year.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I mean, what a well does this?

Speaker 8 (22:22):
This has been Tianna Taylor's year, and the blessings don't
stop there. Tiana has also been named as Chief Curator
for this year's Essence Fest. Also, our girl Brandy is
set to receive the star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
I love it, love that so deserved. Yes, that's all accordingly.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
The hour.

Speaker 8 (22:45):
Right now, it's time to ask the clo our chief
Love Office, Marvey, You're ready, all right, here we go,
Nita and Baltimore writes, my husband feels like the only
time he should shower is when he goes to work,
or if he goes out for something big, if he's
lounging at home all weekend, he skips the shower. I
never smell him, but I think it's gross. Do I

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let the nastiness slide or just let it slide?

Speaker 7 (23:11):
Well, obviously you haven't let hi slide, you writing me
in about it. So now when you're gonna talk to
him about it? That's all it is.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
It's conversation between you and him. And I don't know
how to tell you how.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
To have it is.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I was gonna ask you what how should she open
that one up?

Speaker 14 (23:27):
Let me tell your funk itself something you know. I
ain't no where to start it.

Speaker 8 (23:32):
No, come on, think of something else. That's yeah, all right, nothing, Steve, No.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I mean I don't know how to It's your husband.
You know him better than we do.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
So just this conversation you need to have because you
know you have wrote in about it, so you gotta
have a conversation.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I don't know how you have it. Okay, he's not
our husband, and we don't let us think, so we don't.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
That is a rule on this show, right, all right?
Moving on to Gretna and moving on to Lyle in Gretna.
I'm a former exotic dancer, Lyle says, and I'm having
troubled dating because I have a reputation for being unusually
large down there. Women just want to sleep with me
and not settle down with an ex stripper. How do

(24:27):
I bury my past so I can find happiness?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Well, it ain't your past that you might have to bury.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
What do you say?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Look, man, don't write us. You know prag and you
know we seek through that. You know, I'm a mile
I name Lyle, and I'm you know, I'm I'm blessed in,
highly favored, you know, by the grace of God.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
You know.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
They always want to try me. But after I put
it on them, they throw you know, they.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Can't have it. That's how excited I could not be
a pro I mean a real problem though, couldn't it
be a problem for him?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
It is because the way I do it is I
just do it like this. I just just so you
got this problem?

Speaker 8 (25:14):
Why?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
How is this about you?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
How is it when you start having this problem?

Speaker 6 (25:19):
I heard.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
You ain't nowhere near no Lyle, and.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
You know that?

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Why?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well why they lied right in to me? Because my
reputation that got around. Lila heard about it. Lad said, man,
you married, how'd you do it? Well, I'm just trying
to tell loud what I did was Wow, the way
you got to do it. Y'all want to hear it now?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Come on, come on.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
You know when you first get with a woman, just
got a joke. You just got it like, oh, it's
it's like, you got.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
How do I put this gingerly? Please?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
You don't have to, uh when you can when you
can't fix it? Wait, I'm trying to think how to
give them.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
You have to you know.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
It's like it's like, okay, you go down to the bank.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
Yeah, yeah, you don't take all your money down to
the bank until you see how they're gonna treat you.
So you go down there and you make a small deposit,
all right. Then you wait a little while and then
you just deposit a.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Little bit more analogy okay.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
And then when you go down to the bank next time,
then you just you know, you know, you make it
withdraws when you're supposed to, and then just go back
down there and then you make another deposit. And then
and then the bank get used to see and you
come down there okay, and then the bank go, oh,
mister Harvey, is you again? And then that when you

(26:55):
bring all of it in there and they're just gonna
let them have the money. And that's where and that's
what you in live and that's what y'all. Well, that's
what I'm trying to teach loud.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
How yes, that's what Lyle needs help with, you know,
not to hate that.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
He didn't write into you, but he wrote in a
s Okay next we.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
Sure all right, Wanda in Southfield? Right, I ran into
my ex at a party. He was with his new girlfriend,
but he was in my face all night begging me
to take him back. His girlfriend kept rolling her eyes
at me. I can end her little relationship with one call?
Should I show her who the real queen is? And

(27:40):
then whaty flexing this morning?

Speaker 7 (27:43):
I mean he was at the party with his new girlfriend,
and you want to show her who the real queen
is by doing what?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
By you know, getting back with them, making that one phone?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
And then why did y'all break up?

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Right to that?

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Yeah, so yeah, this is your flex I'll show you,
no you Yeah, We're done, all right. Last one, Steve,
This is the last one. This is from Frank and prosper.
Frank writes, my wife may be insecure because she keeps
asking me for a grand gesture, like to show up

(28:21):
at her job with food or to pop up at
her office with a big bouquet. I'm always thoughtful, so
I hate being told.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
What to do.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Am I wrong for refusing to do this?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Man, because what it is is somebody down at the
job then been up on her face. You you see
my flowers.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Ooh, he's sending me lunch and he had a singing telegram.
And she knows that you're thoughtful. So she done came
to you to try to get one of them things
done at her job. It's for flexing purposes.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, yeah, just give her. Why can't you just give
her what she wants?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I mean, and then she hear you what you want?
So what we're talking about, that's all I got. I
got fly money.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
We can have a little fruit edibles that they send
out the job to look like a bouquete. You can
get all that Friday you get off Friday night, you
get off Friday night.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah. So he says he's always thoughtful, but he hates
being told what to do.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
That's the problem. That's what b So it's not it's
a request. Stop looking at it like that, Junior.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I mean, what's his.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Name, Frank, Frank. He's a prosper. Yeah, yeah, is that's
an ego issue that he has.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Man, just come on, man, just look at it a
little bit differently what she wants?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Why make it?

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Why make a problem where there isn't one. So you say, yeah,
he is wrong for refusing to do this.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, dog, you like doing nice stuff and you thoughtful
do that.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, that's what she wants.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
But I got news for you, dog, all this little
thoughtful stuff you're doing, it might not be cutting like
you think. She's trying to help you out. Here'll come
and suggest he doesn't want to do it. And he
sent me one more call with them two hearts on it.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah right, thank you, thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Colo.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. We got to say congratulations
to Tiana Taylor. Tiana is named as one of the
Time Magazines Women of the Year for twenty twenty six,

(30:46):
and they've chosen to grace the cover of a special
issue recognizing her significant impact as a creative force in music.
You know, she sings and dances, film, fashion of course,
and choreogray. Tiana and fifteen other outstanding female leaders leaders
were honored earlier this month at Time Women of the
Year Gala in Los Angeles. This annual gala launched in

(31:10):
twenty twenty and coincides with International Women's Day and Women's
History Month to highlight female leadership. So congratulations to Tiana Taylor.
And we're still giving it to Tiana Taylor because she's
been named Chief Curator of the twenty twenty six Essence Festival.
Congratulations again. It means she puts the stuff together. You know,

(31:34):
she's the one that's going to be in charge of
the entertainment and all of that. So yeah, she's gonna, yeah,
do all of that for you when you go down there.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
That should be nice.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I like her vision. I like her vision. Yeah, let
me finish, let me finish.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
It's gonna put her in charge of shaping the creative
direction of this year's event in New Orleans. Organizers say,
Tiana will oversee So that answers your question, Tommy. Performances
and the overall experience alongside her all female production team.
She has an all female production team. I love this, Karla.

(32:11):
They're called the Aunties.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Love it, love it, I love it. Are you hired.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
That right?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Let's go, let's go.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
It's called Yeah, it's called the Aunties. And Essence Best
of Course is July third through the fifth this year.
It'll feature Patti LaBelle, It'll feature Brandy, Monica Lotto, Cardi
B and Kaylani and many other performances.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, she's busy. Yeah, she's booked and busy. I love it. Congratulations.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Also, in other entertainment news, Brandy is set to receive
a star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That's going
to be on Monday, March thirtieth in Los Angeles. Of course,
Brandy's Walk of Fame ceremony will include remarks from Isa
Ray and also Babyface, who wrote Brandy's breakthrough hit Sitting
Up in My Room Yeah. Organizers praised Brandy for her

(33:08):
decades long impact and her influence in R and B
and film, noting her starring roles in Moesha.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Remember.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Yeah exactly and Cinderella with Whitney Houston. Of course, so
congratulations to Brandy to Tiana. That's one of our in
this women's History month. Yeah, which was of course brought
to our attention by.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Junior on this year.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Very much.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
Yeah, you're welcome and thank you. Junior brought us what
he brought it to our attention that it was women's
history month.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Oh this female call workers did that? Did that without
letting me and Tommy know what it was.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Well, you guys, are you guys can still do something?
The month is you know ended yet?

Speaker 5 (33:58):
No?

Speaker 20 (33:58):
It hasn't.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Indian.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah that was February.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
No, it's Mart Mar what Mart?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
But you don't go past Saint Patty's Day though?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Are you just refusing to acknowledge you have holiday?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Once a holiday come up? That's the new thing, the
Saint Patty's Day.

Speaker 20 (34:20):
No, we gonna break the women in our contribution. Yeah,
month of March.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
Yeah, you might need another poem, Junior, we might at something.
We don't need another poem for the poem, but this
is for us for women. Yeah, because he acknowledged the
women on.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Them got it all right?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Stuff?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Well, why are you mad at because he did? Why
does your voice sound like that?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Junior? Not gonna remember to write that poem?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
He remembered the first time.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
No one reminded him, certainly not you.

Speaker 12 (34:57):
Guys asking for another poem?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
No, anybody another poem? Five minutes? We need one. No,
we need it now, right now.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
We need activity.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Don't don't let him?

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Jr? Found the poem? Okay, hold on?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Oh ready, you got to stay ready, Stay ready, Junior?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
I love it the junior.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Ain't you got pranks?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I got pranks. We've got.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Five.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I don't know he got Junior five?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
I love it?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
You ready, Junior?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
He ain't ready? Y'all wanted for real?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Oh no, you can wait. You can wait.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
Now you don't want to live raggedy poem? Uh, you
can wait, you can We almost had, we can wait.
Surely you don't even know how to play it all?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
I might as well. Lord, I'm glad you got to
hear this.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
I don't like your attitude, you and temmy. I do
not like your women's History month attitude.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I have not liked you. Love the women. Don't do
us like this.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Don't do us like this? Where's your poem? Steve? You
write poetry too, What you write?

Speaker 21 (36:25):
What you want? A woman's history poem, Ladies and gentlemen
is Women's Month, A history month, ladies and gentlemen, it's
Women's History Month.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Now that we've got that out the way, what else
do you want? History month?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Month?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
History?

Speaker 7 (36:50):
Please make up your mind. But if I got to
decide whether it's history or the month, you've had your
poem for the very last time you got time for poems.
If that's what you want from me, just please open
up your mouth and I'll give you a plenty. I
tell you business and put your stuff on the app.

(37:10):
So I bet you won't ask me about a poem? Now,
how about that? Damn bet I bet you won't ask
me for no poems? No more, I bet you won't.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8 (37:57):
Former Trump administration's head of Doze billionaire businessmen Elon Musk,
have offered to pay the salaries of TSA personnel who
are working without pay during the Department of Homeland Securities
funding labs what. In a recent post on X, Musk
wrote that he would like to offer to pay the
salaries of TSA agent because by not paying them it

(38:21):
negatively affects the lives of so many Americans at airports
across the country. When asked about must generous offer, President
Trump told reporters quote, yeah, I'd love it.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I think it's great. Let him do that.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
But don't get your hopes up, because sources say it
is likely that Elon must offer can be accepted since
federal law prohibits government agencies from accepting private funding for
paid roll.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
So there you go. He yeah, that's what I wanted
to ask you. What do you think? What's in it
for Elon Musk? There's a chance to shine or.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
To do it. He's not allow him to do it.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
Yeah, but just to put the thought out there, it
makes you puts him back in the news again.

Speaker 13 (39:06):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Attention on him? Attention on him again.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Oh, you can believe that this is going to do.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
This is directly an indirect slap at Donald Trump's inability
to get the bill paid.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
It moving, I'll just pay it now. That makes that
conversation come to the surface again.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
Wow, because see the one thing about him a billionaires
they real caddy when it comes to who's the bigger billionaire,
which clearly between Trump and Eland Musk is Elon Musk.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
But Trump got the power.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
So anyway, he offered to pay it, it's unlikely that
it'll get paid. But the thoughts out there and now
everybody's like, wow, Elon Musk. So if he if he
did pay the salaries, would he get that money back?
And if so, how how would he get it back?
If he paid the salaries he wanted back, would he
needs you know.

Speaker 16 (40:01):
All of that.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
If he offered to do it, how he going to
get it back?

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, how would he get
it back?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
We're gonna be able to write it off some kind
of way?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Right, Oh, tax rid up?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
How much money that is? Pay all these tsa agents across.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
But he know what like this three hundred and not
a game billion.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
I don't like this. This is not a game play.
They playing monopoly with it is what they playing.

Speaker 20 (40:27):
These people lives, their salaries, their money, their jobs, their
health insurance, pay pay the TSA workers so they can
get back to work, and they have it. Yeah, political
chess game, y'are playing with people lives.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yes, it's not cool.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Meanwhile, the linons are long getting longer. You know, this
is craziness.

Speaker 8 (40:48):
It is it is.

Speaker 14 (40:50):
I mean, it's at the point if you're going somewhere,
you pretty much got to leave really the day before
whatever you mean you're going to, whatever you're.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Trying to make you mad, you need to be the
way eve y'all got two of dates coming up. Yeah, wow.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
Ship all right, guys coming up, we'll play around it.
One has to go right after this. You're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show time now for a round of One

(41:28):
has to go listen carefully. One has to go joe
jahim Dave Hollister, All great singers, which one joe jahim
Dave Hollister.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
One has to go.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I hate this game. We put all our people against
each other.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
Like Joe, Oh my god, Joe Jahim, Dave Hollister had
on suit.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
On, looking like ad for Don.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Well, he he's saying thing, Yeah, you're getting.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Rid of him.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
So he says, Joe Jahiem, Dave Hollister.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
And them three bad boys right there, man, oh yeah,
R and b oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Uh huh great singers. Yeah uh.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Joe is the easier.

Speaker 16 (42:21):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Joe and Holly study easiest ones to deal with John.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
That's about lit.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
A lot of issues. When Johen comes around, you don't
know what he's doing. If he's straightening his hair, you
gotta put somebody in her road.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
What is what doing?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
We're wearing bangs this year? But he can blowt on
you wearing a suit or we need some Joe to
s outfits. You're working at ups?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
What are you doing? All right?

Speaker 8 (42:59):
So we'll move on, We'll move on. One has to
go neo soul jazz blues. One has to go neo
soul jazz or blues blues?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Please? What done on?

Speaker 7 (43:18):
I ain't got no time? Things on my mind, so
so sad my mind the blues and I've been like
this way.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
From a little like.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Love It Love the Blues first started.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Singing the blues when I was around eight. I got
the kiddy blue around eight. All right, my daddy loved
the blues. Now I was the most depressed nine.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
The blues are everything.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I love the blues. Look, Steven, wait your homework, my
dog get the home with.

Speaker 13 (44:11):
Teacher.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Test went to the pastore about in iguana and you
know you hate these just.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
All right.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
One has to go, usher, Maxwell.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Neo, this is Sam again, This is easy. This is
all the girls. Girls to take that whole family with
You're busy? Yeah, who did you say to say that again?

Speaker 8 (44:50):
Ser Maxwell, Neil, They're not going anywhere right ever? Ever,
Neil is quite.

Speaker 12 (45:01):
Too many people with me.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
Yeah, all right, one has to go. Wrap R and
B Gospel. One has to go, Oh God, wrap sweet,
got to keep the LAWD gospel Gospel. Yeah, R and

(45:26):
B song track of our Lives R and B.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I guess its gonna have to be wrapping, Yeah, car Yeah,
I mean no ice cube at all.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
You know, Hey, hey, hey, one has to go. You're
trying to get into heaven.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
Tell a decision you gotta make in life. Okay, One
has to go, tyresee Tank Jamie Fox.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
It ain't Jamie uh huh, right here, right.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
But he can sing, yeah, yes, we.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Had to be.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
What what.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
I love shame, but I love ty Ree. Tyree's don't
get on my nerves, but I'm gonna have to. I've
got to keep him just for shame.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
The prank phone call is coming up right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It is my
strawberry letter for today, and the subject is don't rock
the boat. Okay, slip it over, none of that. We'll

(46:37):
get into it, find out what that's all about.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
And just a few because right now, uh Hughes Corporation.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Right, but right now it is.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew,
what you got for us?

Speaker 14 (46:51):
I got it for you, Shirley. You know, you know
sometimes you got the merge jobs. You know, sometimes you
got to do you know have you know you can
you can combine and make it easy for everybody.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
So that's right here is a uber purse. Uber purse.

Speaker 14 (47:06):
Yeah, that's being smart, that's being small. That's when you're
working two jobs. You know, picked people up, get them
where they got to go, and guess what pick the
bodies up to Uber hurts, Let's go at dog.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reshawan please yeah, this means suck.
Hey son, how you doing this? My name is Brian.
I got you on schedule. You you ordered an Uber
for tomorrow morning. I think you're okay? Are you are
your scheduled to go to the airport? Correct?

Speaker 15 (47:38):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Okay, all right, and I want to make sure you
you wanted an suv.

Speaker 15 (47:44):
Yeah, I wanted the suv?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Okay, And that's ninety two eleven West. What is that, Homeman,
ninety two eleven that's correct? Okay, all right, all right,
So I'll be outside tomorrow morning. We're talking about seven
seven am pickup. Correct, that's it, you got it. Everything's

(48:06):
on point, okay, all right, so listen, I wanted to
let you know this man, you ordered the suv. I'll
be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably a little bit
before seven am. You know, when you guys order Uber
way in advance, you know, we try to get there
almost like a car service and make sure we get
you where you got to go. And I know the
traffic is gonna be a little crazy, so you know,

(48:27):
I'll be there on time. I'll be downstairs waiting on you.

Speaker 15 (48:29):
All right, I'd appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Now listen, I'm I'm an suv, but it's a kind
of a little different. So that's why I kind of
the reason for a call. I wanted to kind of
give your heads up that I am an suv. So
I just want you to look for the black Hurst
that will be outside hers. Yeah, I'll be in a
black Hurst tomorrow morning at seven am. Okay, it's an

(49:00):
suv or a hearse No, No, it's a hurts, it's
a hurt. Actually, what's happening is is I have another
drop off at the airport as well. You know there's
a I mean it's it's it won't affect you at all,
but they'll they'll be a body in the back. But
that has to we're trying to get that to the
airport too. But you know, like I said, as matter
of fact.

Speaker 15 (49:18):
It's like body waiting in the hold up me, man, No,
I ain't not riding the body.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Well, there's a I mean, there'll be a body, but
actually this is costing you less, you know what I'm saying,
So you don't have to.

Speaker 15 (49:31):
Look man, Well I'm supposed to lay down this moment.

Speaker 19 (49:34):
What you're doing about, man, Dude, it'll be I ain't ride.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Hang on, man, listen, you wanted an suv.

Speaker 19 (49:43):
I'm not ride with the body.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Dude, you're tripping.

Speaker 13 (49:46):
Cancel this trip.

Speaker 15 (49:47):
I'll get another over. So I'm not rying with a body.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Dude. Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars.

Speaker 15 (49:54):
Fifty dollars. Man, you got like AI had just downloaded
the here's the deal. I know for a fact. When
you cancel over fight hours, I'm canceling, and that's gonna
be fight houts. It's gonna be no fifty dollars.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you.

Speaker 15 (50:10):
Have Well, my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars.
I'm not riding with the body.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
You feel me understanding? You understand you now. But do
you want to get to the airport or nine?

Speaker 15 (50:19):
Look, why don't you lay down next to the body
and you drive yourself there with the body like in
the past, to just see I'm not doing it.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Tell me what the problem is.

Speaker 15 (50:27):
I mean, obviously you used to driving around with bodies,
and that's not my thing.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
You know what I'm saying. What's the problem. I mean,
you're gonna be in the front of the hearse. You're
not gonna be in the back. We'll put by the
bodies in the back, with your luggage in the back.
I mean, I'll be fine, right.

Speaker 16 (50:40):
You're my man.

Speaker 15 (50:41):
You're tripping, man, this is a crazy you calling wrong
with this crazy book, dude.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
I'm not doing none of that. What part of that?
Don't you understand? I'm going to get you there on time, sir,
but it's going to be in a hearse. That's all
the difference is. Man, You'll be.

Speaker 15 (50:57):
Riding in the hurst when I'm supposed to be laid out.
You understand right now? You got me fixed up? What
kind of phone call is this?

Speaker 8 (51:05):
We?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
I mean, what's the problem.

Speaker 15 (51:07):
Obviously you're used to rolling with their bodies and hearses
and all that. Since winning over, start rolling with hearses
to pick up regular lives to get them from.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Place to place.

Speaker 9 (51:19):
This is some crazy I want you to think when
when did you think that it would just be cool
as a regular picking up a body and just driving
around in the street.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
I don't know, man, I mean, you know I got
two jobs. You know what I'm saying. I do uber,
you know, and I also, you know, work for a mortuary.
You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my
vehicle is is certified and approved it so I'm able
to use it as an su vedic.

Speaker 19 (51:45):
So you you call them and you gave him rides
to live and they don't have no reaction, no reaction
to riding around with a mat body in the back.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Well you know, uh, sometimes there's people actually little you know,
little it's a little different for him. I get it,
you know, But like I said, the only reason why
I'm calling.

Speaker 15 (52:06):
You, you don't get that because you're trying to hit
me with a fifty dollars money in charge that I'm not.
I'm not going for it, and you're trying to get
me to ride with him that body. Dude, I'm not
doing that.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
So I tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell you
this right here. I'm gonna get off the phone. Tomorrow
is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna be there,
So be looking forward here.

Speaker 15 (52:26):
Who's Timy the body?

Speaker 5 (52:28):
No? No, Me and Tommy gonna be here tomorrow morning
at seven. Ayem, You know what I'm saying, just be
ready for that.

Speaker 15 (52:34):
Then you're timey gonna have a problem.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Okay, okay, all right, tell let the Tommy don't because
see Tommy don't. Tommy don't take this too kindly, so
tell it to him in the morning.

Speaker 15 (52:43):
Who's timing.

Speaker 9 (52:45):
For now?

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Okay, you don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't.
What the fuck is Tommy? Okay? Do you know Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning So do you know nephew Tommy?

Speaker 8 (52:56):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (52:57):
Come on, man, oh man, oh man, that's.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Hey, hey man, come in and no man, your boy.
You got a boy named Chase that you work with.
Chase gave me your number, told me to get your call.

Speaker 15 (53:20):
Oh man, yo, I'm gonna put that in the hearst.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Man. Oh hey man, you gotta give me one more thing. Man,
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, The.

Speaker 15 (53:38):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Hey man, I pick you up a set, all right?
Be there?

Speaker 15 (53:43):
All right?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
What's y'all think? Stupid? Enough? Come on, yeah, it's enough?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
And when do you even have more stupid than that?

Speaker 17 (53:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
That's a crazy you got it?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Keep it coming, man.

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(54:25):
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Speaker 2 (54:26):
So who on the show? Commy?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
You don't You don't know, dudey, you've been here before.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Before.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
What he better?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
He's been on the show with some q's and didn't
know one Q that was on the show.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yes, yes, are you calling him out?

Speaker 6 (54:46):
Like to.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Keep the mind he's gonna throw something, ain't y'all already
know it?

Speaker 5 (54:54):
What? What? What? What?

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Grant capital? Yeah, red Grant is a capital. He's not
on this on the show. He could be funny.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yes, oh here going it's funny.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Go ahead. When he had paint as a capital, say
it is outstanding. We both know that. Yes, yeah, he
ain't on that though now he not on We did
the one hundred together. He not on this.

Speaker 14 (55:15):
I'm gonna tell you again, Timmy is on this show
that's in Knoxville. Not gonna keep going back and forth.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
With you, but that's why they just had the bast
Master Classic at in Knoxville. Oh well, boy, thought you
call me something? I ain't know what you say.

Speaker 8 (55:31):
Okay, he's talking about fish. All right, Thank you, nephew.
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It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on, type
we got it. Pull you here it is strawberry.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
Let us all right, nephew, thank you. Subject, don't rock
the boat. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm twenty eight and I've
been married for two years. My parents have been married
for almost forty years. They are my example of how
a marriage should be. But there are some things that
I'm doing differently in my marriage. For example, my dad

(57:12):
did not want my mom to work. I worked two
jobs so I can buy what I want to buy
without asking my husband. My mother had to ask my
dad before she spent money. She's also not listed on
the mortgage. I bought my house and added my husband
on the deed. My mom has never been to a club, bar,
or anything like that. I grew up in the club

(57:34):
and I still go out with my girlfriends on special occasions.
I also had other lovers before I met my husband,
but I'm sure that my dad is the only man
that my mother has ever been with. I can't imagine
getting married without experiencing other men first, so I wanted
to have a great marriage like my parents, but I

(57:55):
wanted the new, improved version. My dad always says that
I'm nothing like my mom when it comes to being
settled and married.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I agree.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
On Sunday he said it again, and then our discussion
got heated. He said, my husband doesn't like my slick
mouth and he's tired of me working so much. My
dad said, I have a good man, and then he yelled,
don't rock the boat. My husband came into the room
and just stood there. He told my dad to relax,
and he looked at me and said, that's not exactly

(58:26):
what he told my dad. I can't believe that he
talked to my dad about our marriage. And now it's
messed up my relationship with my parents because I went
off on my dad. Why would my husband create drama
like this? And what does rock the boat even mean?
It's old fashioned bs to me.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
What should I do?

Speaker 8 (58:46):
Well, it's not a shock to me that your husband
and your dad talk about you. That's not a shock.
I mean that is the one thing they have in
common is you. You never know your husband may go
to your dad for advice or you know, they talk
about a lot of other things too, But the one
thing they do talk about is you. That's what they
have in common. And just because they talk doesn't mean

(59:07):
it's something negative all the time. But it sounds like
your husband confided confided in your dad about something your
dad couldn't wait to snitch. And obviously your dad has
a problem with you and how your lifestyle is. You know,
because this is not the first time he's brought up
this subject to you. He probably is old fashioned and

(59:28):
thinks you should be more like your mom, But that's
not you. You laid out who you are and what
you wanted in your marriage in this letter, and how
you didn't want to have to ask your husband for
money like your mom did, and that's okay. That's why
you want a new and improved version of your mom
and mom and dad's almost forty year marriage. In other words,
you respect what your parents have, but you just want

(59:50):
to update it a bit. So your dad was out
of line for repeating a conversation about you having a
slick mouth and working so much. Why is your dad
even in this because he thinks you're gonna lose your man, obviously,
and in your daughter. I know he wants to help,
but no, Dad, you got to stay out of this.
Has your husband said anything directly to you about it,

(01:00:12):
because that's who you're married to. Well, I guess he did,
but not exactly what your what your dad said he said.
So you your husband, You and your husband need to talk.
See if he has a problem with you working two
jobs and see if he has a problem with your mouth.
Do you still spend quality time together? Do you still
get together or are you too busy because of work?

(01:00:35):
Because that's what will call ish cause.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Issues in your marriage.

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
You and your husband need to check your temperature in
your marriage and just apologize to your dad for going
off on him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Please.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
If he's old fashioned like you say, he's probably stubborn too,
and he's not gonna apologize to you first, and you
don't want that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Steve, Oh, this letter is extremely long, and there's a
whole lot of nothing in this letter.

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
But I see something different. I see a young lady
that's doing the most and she wants to justify it.
And now your husband thinks you're doing the most, so
he do one and talk to your daddy about it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
That's what this is.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Are you twenty eight, you've been married for a couple
of years. Your parents was married for forty but you
all have a different relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
You wanted it. Your dad didn't want your mom to work.

Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
You got two jobs, so you can buy whatever you
want without asking your husband because your mom had to
ask your dad, or whenever she wanted to spend money.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
That I understand. I'm okay with that. You can do
whatever you want to do. She's also not listed on
the mortgage. I on the other hand, she went and
bought her house, then he added her husband to the deed. Okay,
that's one. My mom never been to a club, bar,
or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
I grew up in the club. You ain't but twenty
eight and I still go out with my girlfriends on
special occasions. I've also had other lovers before I met
my husband, but sure that my dad was the only
man that my mother has ever been with. I can't
imagine getting married without experiencing other men first.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Okay, what is this letter about.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
No, I'm no no.

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
You saying that your daddy shouted out, don't rock the boat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
But you're giving us a lot of information about what.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Your sexual freedom, your ability to make all your own choices.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Ain't Nobody got no problem with that. Your mom ain't
never been to a club. You grew up in the club.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
You've had several lovers, you can imagine being married, just
loving one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Okay, okay, but what is your letter about?

Speaker 16 (01:02:41):
All?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Right, here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
I met my husband, but I'm sure that my dad
is the only man that my mother has ever been with.
I can't imagine getting married. So I wanted to have
a great marriage like my parents. But I wanted the
new and improved version. Okay, so that's what you want now,
the new and improved version.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Hang on, stee, hang on.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Yeah, Well, we'll have part two of your response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry
letter subject don't rock the boat. We'll get back into
it right after this.

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Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is don't rock the boat.

Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
Well, it's twenty eight You old lady's been married two years.
Your parents were Her parents were married for forty years,
and she says they were my example of how a
marriage should be. Okay, But then every example she gave
goes counter to that one. For example, my dad didn't
want my mom to work. Okay, this young lady would

(01:04:19):
has two jobs so she could buy whatever she wanted
without asking her husband. Because this marriage that she wants
to have an example of her because her mother used
to have to ask her dad before she spent money.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Okay, so you've counted that example of that similarity.

Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
She's also not listed on the mortgage. I bought my
house and added my husband to the deed. Okay, So
this is the forty year marriage that you want to
make an example out of.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
But you want the new version.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
My mom never been to a club or bar or
anything like that. I grew up in the club. I
go all the time, and I still hang out with
my girlfriends on occasion.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Also, your mom was only with one man before she
got married, that was your dad.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
You.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
On the other hand, I've had other lovers before I
met my husband. I'm sure my father was the only
one my mother had ever been with. I can't imagine
getting married without experiencing other men first.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Okay you did that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Oh okay, this whole letter. You're contradicting this incredible forty
year marriage that you wanted to pattern yourself after. So
I want to have a great marriage like my parents,
but I wanted the new and improved version.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Okay, so now you have it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
My dad always says I'm nothing like my mom when
he comes to being settled and married.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
I agree.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
On Sunday he said it again. Then our discussion got heeded.
He said, my husband don't like my slick mouth, and
he tired of me working so much. My dad said,
I have a good man, and then he yelled, don't
rock the boat. My husband came into the room and
just stood there. He told my dad to relax, and
he looked at me and said, that's not exactly what
he told my dad. I can't believe that he talked

(01:06:01):
to my dad about our marriage and how it's messed
up my relationship with my parents. Wait a minute, here's
what happened. You're doing the most to your husband. Your
husband didn't know how to breach the subject with you,
so he went to your father. He's tired of you
working so much because you're going away from the house
all the time, and he tired of your sleeping mouth

(01:06:23):
because you're just talking because you're telling him what you're doing,
just like you told us, my mama had one man.
There's no way I'm gonna get married without testing the market.
So you had several lovers. Okay, cool, you did that.
You want two jobs, you want to buy what you
want to buy. So I'm pretty sure you're saying this
to your husband. He didn't talk to your dad about it.

(01:06:44):
I can't believe he talked to my dad about our marriage.
And now it's messed up my relationship with my parents
because I went off on my dad for what, Why
would my husband create drama like this?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
And what does rock the boat even mean? It's old
BS to me? What should I do?

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
The old fashioned BS is coming from that old fashioned
marriage that your mom and your daddy had.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
That you said you wanted to emulate, but you're doing
everything differently.

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Don't rock the boat means don't don't get things unsettled
in your house that don't have to be. Example, you're
working a lot them two jobs keep you away from
home all the time. Okay, all right, I don't mind.
Is the devil's playground. You ain't at the house. How

(01:07:35):
long you think your husband gonna sit there waiting on you?
You're talking crazy to him. I can tell because you
know your dad just said he getting tired of your
your husband getting tired.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Of your slick mouth. Okay, so lady, what come on?

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Now you've been married for two years and you want
the new version of the marriage, Well, the marriage will
basically always remain the same basically.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Now there's some new innovations.

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
Being added to it, but that's because there's some innovations
you all bought into it. Nobody says a woman can't
work anymore because you're working. But you got two jobs
and now you ain't at home. So if you ain't
at home tending to your husband, who is? I think
this has been a warning and you should heed the warning.

(01:08:25):
You think don't rock the boat in some old fashioned
BS don't rock the boat, don't tilt the boat over.
You could be with your slick mouth, you could be
emasculating your man. Of course you're not gonna put that
in a letter, but you kind of write kind of
strong though. I can't see myself being with no one
man before I get married. So I done had several mine.

(01:08:47):
I ain't gonna ask my husband what to buy. So
you got two jobs, you know, it's just a couple
of things in this letter. Who my dad thinks he
talking to? That's some old school mess. You want the
forty year men marriage that your parents had, but you
want the new and improved vers. I'm gonna say this again,
marriage is basically the same. I got a few twisting

(01:09:09):
wrinkles in it, and that women do work more in
relationships now when that then used to be the case.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
But that's about it, lady.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
So your daddy's telling you not to rock the boat,
you think it's some old fashioned bs. Rock the boat,
tilt the boat over. You got a good thing, you
got it? You do sound like you do have a
good man, all right?

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
All right?

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It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
you got, junior.

Speaker 11 (01:10:52):
Well, the women's NCAA tournament bracket. Let's talk about it.
We had the Sweet Sea Sweet sixteen. So let's get
too it.

Speaker 12 (01:11:00):
Okay, who y'all feel about this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:11:02):
We know who were rooting for. We know we're rooting
for South Carolina. We know that always, yes, but let's
talk about it. Number three Duke versus number two l
s U. Who we got, Number four Minnesota over number
one U C l A LA. Okay, Number five Kentucky

(01:11:23):
versus number one Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Exist Okay, wait a minute, he would he would? Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 12 (01:11:36):
Number three Louisville versus number two Michigan.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
With mission Yeah, I'm going with Michigan. Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:11:43):
Number four Oklahoma versus number one South Carolina.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Whether we're being already know what this is? We already
know what it is?

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
What is it?

Speaker 12 (01:11:52):
Number ten Virginia versus number three TCU O.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Can we say we don't care?

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
You can say that.

Speaker 12 (01:12:02):
Number four University of North Carolina versus number.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
One you can, well, I don't gonna care again.

Speaker 12 (01:12:10):
Where you got to take you?

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
You can't? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:12:14):
And then we have number six Notre Dame versus number
two being the built uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Notre dame kind of strong. I ain't seen Vanda this year? Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:12:27):
And so who are we looking at to play for
the championship for the women? It's gonna have to probably
be no North Carolina?

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
L and U cant that?

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Don't think South Carolina? U c l A l A.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Wait a minute, I said, what.

Speaker 14 (01:12:47):
Dog, strong Carolina and somebody else whoever else is?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
But it's South Carolina.

Speaker 11 (01:12:54):
Since it's gonna be South Carolina and U c l
a not even you can what's the surprise?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Even you come?

Speaker 12 (01:13:04):
Could you come have championships?

Speaker 11 (01:13:06):
South Carolina got CHAMPIONSHIPSNA come out of know what?

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
They just say it? That's what we will, that's what
we're playing for. Yeah, dog, didn't you ask me junior?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
I did? I did?

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Okay, do you have another opinion? Who you think is
gonna be?

Speaker 12 (01:13:21):
I just thought would beat South Carolina?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
You come? Okay? How much you on a bet?

Speaker 16 (01:13:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Here we come?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Oh wow?

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
Bet him a thousand dollars? Oh you got you got
too much out there right now? Yes, I swear that
few things you might not get back. I know y'all
are gonna do this to me right now right now.

Speaker 12 (01:13:41):
We just asked you.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
No, no, we just used a thousand dollars. That's all
the world. We ain't say what it was for, but
now I'll tell you what thing though he he don't
make that court date.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
You gonna be all right, Thank you, Junior.

Speaker 8 (01:13:55):
Coming up at the top of the our new grandmother
wants to know if she's obligated to be babysit or not.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is from Jazz in Chicago.
Jazz says, I'm a divorced mom with one grown daughter.

(01:14:17):
My daughter is married and they have a two year old.
Her husband has a six year old by his first wife,
and he has custody. They've asked me to keep the
children while they go on an anniversary trip. I think
I should be the last person they ask, after they've
asked all of their friends. I told them that it's
selfish to expect someone to keep two small children, so

(01:14:38):
they should rethink the trip. I also don't feel comfortable
keeping a child that's not related to me. Your thoughts,
am I obligated to keep them?

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Oh, you don't want all, not at all.

Speaker 7 (01:14:50):
If you're uncomfortable keeping some child that doesn't relate it
to you, didn't you have to stay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Tell your son. But I'm trying to figure out how
to be being related.

Speaker 8 (01:15:00):
To her though, because it's her her son in law's
child from a previous relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Oh oldest ain't her son her son in lawt child? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
She just says one daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Yeah, you don't want, she don't want over the door?
What they can't They can't go this year? Shure, that's all.
They can't go. Okay, lest they want to go to
d isn't it you know?

Speaker 14 (01:15:29):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
Okay, all right, so she's not obligated to keep them.
All right, we have time for another one. This is
from Mickey and Hampton Mickey Wrights. After work the other day,
I went to meet a guy that I met online.
I told my sister where I was going and what
I was doing. She was barely paying attention, but she
assured me that she had my back if my husband

(01:15:51):
called her. Turns out my husband didn't notice.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
I got home late.

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
My silly sister brought it up the next day in
front of my husband and asked me, how was the
new bar? I went to She had forgotten that I
was on a date. I was able to play it
off with my husband, but it was a close call.
Did my sister do that on purpose? This is all
kinds of wrong everything and this is just wrong. She's

(01:16:20):
married and a date?

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Yeah, girl, you mad? Why did you look?

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
You can't when you cheat, you can't loop people. You
have to limit your liabilities. Lord, have mercy.

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
And her sister wasn't even paying attention when she told
her about it, so she got everything wrong. Yeah, this
is crazy, she said. My silly sister brought it up
the next day in front of my husband.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Club.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
You want to how was he like?

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
What didn't catch that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
We called it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Yeah, she says he didn't, and she had to play
it off. What's her lives?

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Steve?

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
What she well?

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
She got out of Yeah, she got out of it.
She just wants to know did her sister do it
on do it to her on purpose?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
You think her sister after telling her she had her back?

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Yeah, she did.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Sisters do that to each other.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
You know, y'all? Are I think he shouldn't know? I
would want to know. That's all findless line, not blood though,
you know y'all ain't saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Yeah, not blood relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
It depends on the one I would tell my friend, because.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Friends, you shouldn't know. Not sister, that's a different type
of relationships.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Well, maybe she friends with the husband hustle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Oh, he doesn't say that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
In a minute, she said, the sister was was, she
was barely paying attention. But she assured me that she
had my back if my husband called her. Now her
sister assured her she had her back.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Yeah, she said.

Speaker 8 (01:18:25):
It turns out her husband didn't even notice that she
got home late. She said, My silly sister brought it
up the next day in front of my husband, and
last time exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Her sister you pulled up owns.

Speaker 8 (01:18:41):
Yeah, that's what she wants to know. Did her sister
do it on perfect Yeah? All right, all right, coming
up with twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

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Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Right now and you just go off right now?

Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
I know I used to didn't, but yeah sometimes I
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it's taken me longer to adjust to spring Ford.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Yeah, normally do yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what's
going on with that. You might, yeah, you might need
a nap.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
I was just saying, I just dozed off just now,
just now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Well wake here, but please I looked on the screen.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
I ain't know who y'all will.

Speaker 8 (01:20:27):
That is a crazy feeling when you wake up and
don't know where you were, who you were, who those
people are. Yeah, all right, guys, coming up, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll play around it.
Would you rather right after this?

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Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Would you rather?

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Would you rather have fifteen pet bunnies or would you
rather spend the night at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
You rather have fifteen pet oh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
B oh bee, But you're gonna have fifteen at that
ranch too?

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
We and Banker rather have what hopping around Bunny Ranch? Yeah?
They want to be there, so you rather have fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
We're gonna put a mask on.

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
Though I ain't see the Netflix special with Lamar and Lamar,
I can't go down now, law They was not that fine,
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Would you rather moving on?

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
Would you rather sit in a hot tub naked with
your co workers or do a cold plunge by yourself naked.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Naked with y'all? Yes, I'm in the cold yeah, ju,
you're naked that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
You're naked in the in the cold plunch by yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
Are you gonna let the water house so they can
get in?

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
What does that have to do with it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I don't get because what because there what.

Speaker 14 (01:22:40):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Short?

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
I can't have my my buddies in here with all
this deep water in here over their head, my whole
chess out the water, I start picking them up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Three clear?

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Moving on?

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
Would you rather smoke turkey leg at the rodeo or
a barbecue brisket at BUCkies?

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Smoked turkey leg at the rodeo?

Speaker 17 (01:23:09):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Da, right after the right after the fight.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Yep, you guys love Bunkies though.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
We love the rodeo too. Okay, Rodeo, I'm talking about it.
You got you got to be here to know that.

Speaker 12 (01:23:29):
And I already know who's selling the turkey legs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Who oh?

Speaker 8 (01:23:34):
All right right over there? Would you rather have very
thin lips or a very high booty.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Well, yeah, y'all's writing and starting.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Looks like this was on you. Now they're talking about won't.

Speaker 8 (01:23:57):
Yeah, he does have thin lip. It's thin lips are
a high booty. Tommy does not have thin lips.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
Well, I don't have thin lips either, So I'm not
anything hell us that you have a high butt, though.
What I'm trying to figure out would you rather have
that or would you write some full lips?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Which ones you want?

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Where's this going?

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
I don't know?

Speaker 14 (01:24:24):
Surely ask a question for Tim. I'm problem with my
butt all my lips called I don't have one?

Speaker 8 (01:24:33):
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Speaker 8 (01:25:16):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. It's been a great day. As always, we
always want to thank our listeners every morning, each and
every morning, all these years they've been writing with us.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Before you get to closing, I think Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Has a question for you.

Speaker 12 (01:25:33):
Yeah, unc, let me ask you some un I've never
really seen you angry. Do you ever get angry? Or
how do you approach being angry?

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Did you ever get angry? Where do you get these
questions from?

Speaker 13 (01:25:46):
You?

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Ain't not what you mean.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I'm angry heard he knows that you mean angry with you, Junior,
or an angry period.

Speaker 11 (01:25:58):
I mean angry just as situations in its like just angry.
I don't never see him angry a situations. He's slow,
he's slow to be angry.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
He slow. No, I see you well, thank you, Junior.
Get out of here. You can't ye, thank you, Junior.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
It's been a work in progress over the years.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
How many years of therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Myself to being as calm as I can.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Oh, he doesn't know you at all.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
The one hundred and forty four fights that I have
been in purely were awful.

Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
You misunderstandings and people, Oh yeah, you know, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Don't come for me, right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:26:46):
I've changed as I've gotten older. What, Yeah, I'm not
as aggressive.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
It's gotten worse, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:57):
Well, I say old now that I'm older and care less. Okay,
I say more and care less. Angle management is something
that I've something I've been working on. I'm all over

(01:27:21):
the place with just when Julia, I don't really know.

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
Why.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
Yeah, you know where you got that question from, because
I don't been mad as hell in it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
This morning.

Speaker 7 (01:27:35):
About I've actually had warm thoughts about hurting somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
I was on stage yesterday Family Feud, and we were talking.

Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
They said, Steve, how's your development coming as a Christian?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
I said, well, kind of. I'm kind of stuck right now.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
And it was a past it was a minister on
the show, one of the families where you know, can
get you onn stuck. I said, well, I ain't really
try trying to get on stuck. He said, well, out
of Where are you stuck? I said, around level two?
He said, what do you mean to level two? I said, well,
Christianity on scale of one to ten. I'm practicing a

(01:28:14):
hard too. I'm really really good at it. He said, well, sir,
you have to.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
We have to.

Speaker 7 (01:28:23):
Live of life where we are. You know, we aspire
to perfection. I said, but that ain't gonna happen. He said,
I know, but you have to aspire to I said,
why would I aspire to something that ain't gonna happen?
He said, well, that's what we try to do, he said,
young man, we try to strive to become more and

(01:28:45):
more christ Like. I said, dog, you're not Finn to
be Christ Now pull up, You're not Finn to be him?
And he said, but do your job is to strive.
I said, well, out of strive to two levels. And
that's all I got for you. I can't, I can't
do no more. And as we talked, I discovered Junior

(01:29:07):
I was getting angry at him and I want I
wanted to fight. That passed me, you know, heads and
he was short to I could whoop you and not
saying that short people can't fight. I apologize, tell me Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
I don't know why. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
I said shortly, I don't know what kind of clothing
remarked he was, yeah, these are my clothes.

Speaker 16 (01:29:30):
He was.

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
Now, I ain't saying he was short, but he was.
Even with the microphone, that's saying that right there. So
you know, Joe, that's an interesting question. Hey, Junior, have
you ever seen me mad?

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Not one day?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
I thank you, not one day.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Surely have you ever seen me mad?

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
You're mad right now?

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
The hell you talking about? I'm mad?

Speaker 13 (01:29:57):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Whoa see? That was provoked? Angers, that's provoked anger.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Oh, I'm very confused right now about what Colin Junior said.
He has not seen you angry, not one day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Well, you know on the TV show?

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
How long have you been working on this show on
the morning show?

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
Long?

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Fifteen years?

Speaker 20 (01:30:28):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
How you missed this.

Speaker 11 (01:30:33):
Because you know you take you know, thank you, you
take miss universe. He's never really been mad, even when
he do wrong. He ain't never he ain't never said.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Anything, Junior Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
I agree with Junior, thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:30:56):
Was that was we in the room or when after
you said Colombia, when we in the room. I'm remember
being in that room you wasn't mad. Then when we
said Colombia one said it.

Speaker 12 (01:31:06):
You said to him, he wasn't mad that You should
have seen how calm he was in that room.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
He's not gonna be mad at himself exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
I did want to all the reporter from Columbia though,
when we was doing afterwards, when we was at the
press conference.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Yeah, they had to hold me back. I was gonna
go out there, whoop his hold you back? You get mad?
I wasn't mad, I was intentful. Those are my closing remarks.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
Everybody, listen, I'm mad, Hey talk to God today because
talking to me ain't gonna work out for you, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Y'all, y'all say.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
And were mad at Junior.

Speaker 8 (01:32:01):
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