FULL SHOW: Summer Flings, Attractiveness Self-Assessment, Strawberry Letter - My Man Moves Mysteriously - 06.30.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Soon given them a million bus buss boozy.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah listening to to.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't joy? Yah yeah, joy.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know you.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Love turn you gotta turn.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
You probably got to turn mouth tut.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Turn the water of the moat up.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out you think that.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
listening to the voice, Come on now, digney if you will.
One and only, Steve Harvey got a radio show, you know,
one of the things about being successful. And I was
sharing this just the other day with a young man

(02:22):
and he asked me. He said, hey, man, I just
don't see how you get up that early in the morning.
I just don't see how, man, it would kill me
to get up.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
This early in the morning.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
Well, I sat down and I'm listening to it because
it's just a thousand times I've heard it, you know,
And my life is, you know, not too different from
a lot of people's lives.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
There's a lot of people out there that rise early.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
And I just sit there, man, because I mean, first
of all, I'm grateful to be able to have a job.
I'm so grateful to be able to do one and
several that I happened to enjoy doing. I mean, you
know it's work and it's difficult at times, but I mean,
you know I wanted this. You know you got it.
You know you can't ask God for nothing any give
it to you then be mad that you got it.
Don't make no sense. You know the problem with asking

(03:11):
God for stuff is a lot of times we asking
for stuff, we don't really know what all it encompasses,
what all it really is. And I ask for this,
now along the way, I've gotten far more than I
asked for. I want you to do. Understand that, and
you know that's His grace at work in my life.
But I get up early and I go to work
because I do understand something that it is not walking

(03:34):
up to you. Nobody walks up to people normally and
just hand them checks all the time, and enough checks
to sustain your life, and not only sustain it, but
to have a life that where you could enjoy and
do some of the things you want to do. I
don't know the person that walks out hands out that
money just to be doing it and then with a

(03:54):
lifestyle though, where you can you know, give your kids
a Christmas, you know, take your family on vacation, you know,
a year once a year. I don't know nobody passing
out to kind of money. So I get up early
in the morning and I get at it. I was
taught to get up early in the morning by my
father because my father says, ain't nothing gonna come to
you while you lay in there. And you know what,

(04:17):
It's just true, man, It's just a little common sense. Look,
old people smart, man, they've been around long time. You
don't get old. You know, some old foods out there,
but you know you don't have to deal with them.
But old people are pretty smart, man. They've learned a
lot along the way. And waking up early and getting
out it is one of them things. And I ask
everybody man to think about this scenario of your life.
If a day has twenty four hours in it, and

(04:40):
let's just say you choose to sleep eight of those
hours because they tell you you need eight hours sleep,
So you sleep eight hours, that's a third of your
life asleep already, just a third of your life is
spent asleep.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
If you gonna do eight hours a day.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Now, let's say you have a job that you work
eight hours, and it is not the job of your dreams.
It's not your dream career, your dream profession. It's just
the one you took, like all of us, to get
it started. And then, like all of us, some of
us end up having to state that because we've created
these bills because we checked and checked, So we can't
leave it because we'll lose what.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
We've worked for. So let's just say you got a
job that you go to work to for eight hours.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
That's another third of your life. That's two thirds of
your life. Feel how you want to feel about your
two thirds? Well, I like sleep. Okay, cool, there's a
scripture about that too. But now you spent two thirds
of your life one on a job you don't care
for if you're not happy that, or one that just
pays the bills, and it's not your dream job or career.
Another third of your life is sleep. Oh now, let's

(05:44):
hold on. Let's talk about the one hour of preparation
that it may take to get to the job. That's
seventeen hours. Let's say your drive time. Let's say getting
to your job for the average person is anywhere between
thirty to an hour. That's an average of what it
takes to average person. Now, some people out there hustling
way harder than that. But let's just say your average

(06:05):
is an hour getting to work. You add another hour
to that going to work. You've now spent eighteen hours
out of the twenty four doing something that's either nonproductive,
you're not happy with, you're not pleased about. It is
not your dream job, it's not your dream profession. And
rest of the time you sleep. Eighteen hours. Now you

(06:27):
got to come from the job, so let's just say
it's another hour to get back home. That's nineteen hours.
Nineteen hours out of a twenty four hour day. You
now have five hours left in your day. Oh, you
watch TV two hours a day. Okay, excuse me. Let's
put now you put two hours of TV on that
you've just spent twenty one.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You now have three.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Hours in the day to do something super productive for
the development of yourself and the future of your family
and your future as a person and what you can
provide for your family. Oh, I need to chill. I
need to smoke one. Oh I need it some time

(07:07):
at happy I'll seem like all I do is dry
to work and go to work. I'm gonna go out
with the fellas drink one. Okay, Let's say you spend
two hours at Happy Ill nobody go to a Happy
Hours yet for a hour. Let's say you spend two
hours at Happy I'll all smoke in all some video games.
Let's throw that in it. Two hours of smoking, chilling

(07:27):
video games. That's twenty three hours of your day gone.
Don't you see how your day slips away from you?
So why would you get up early? You get up
early to get a jump. You get up early to produce,
to plan, to become productive. You get up early in
the morning to care about every single minute of your day.

(07:49):
You wake up early in the morning because you have
a plan, a mission, You have something you want to accomplish.
The earlier you get up, the more time you have
just for you to devote to your plan. You map
it out, you make them, send some emails, whatever it
is you need to do to get your dream on
the way. Then you go get ready. Then you get

(08:09):
in your car and go to work. Then you go
to your job, but on your job, instead of sitting
at your lunch break messing around with a bunch of
people laughing and talking about nothing, playing dominoes. Why don't
you take that hour to do some more research, to
send out some more emails, to put some feelers out
there to see what can get you in the place
that you want to be. Then when you get off,

(08:30):
instead of driving straight home, why don't you go somewhere
in a meeting, you take in a session with some
people in a positive mental state, group of people that
get together. Network for business, not drink at happy hour.
I set network for business. So after you've done that
eight that you don't really care for on a job,
you spend some more time pursuing, looking into researching, working

(08:52):
towards sending out some more applications, putting in some more
time to build your new app discussing some more network ideas. Okay,
that's your happy hour. Then when you go home, instead
of chilling drinking one, having a cold, one, smoking one,
playing a video game, why don't you take that two
hours and devote that to that business idea. You got

(09:14):
to that family that you talk about, You really want
spend some time with your children, put something into them.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Do something.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
Man, with all these precious hours that God gives all
of us in the course of a day, take advantage
of every minute of that. No human being has more
than twenty four hours a day, including myself.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
But if you care about every single minute.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
Of that day, you'll be amazed at how much you
could get accomplished in a twenty four hour day. But
you can't get none of that happening because you sleep,
and you chilling and you smoking. Okay, what has that
done for you, your family or your future? Care about
every minute of your day.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
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Speaker 7 (10:49):
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Speaker 8 (11:00):
You know this man, they ask this, Okay, so you
know you see a girl's beautiful, find all these things,
all these great qualities, you know, eyes, right, everything. Yeah,
but then you find out she's snowing.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Is that still a turn on? Yeah? Well, don't don't
sleep with her.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Don't stay, don't stay, don't stay, not walk away from
all this fineness because of this one flow, because you
have flaws.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
You just don't stand with these perfect.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Find another reason to go in there and get on
the couch, go watch TV, do anything, but just God,
the God, away from the flow because we have flaws.
I'm not walking away from the finess you just described here.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Because she snowed.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
I'll be over there the next day with them band
aids that go over the top of your nose. Come
back with help, come back the next night with one
of their mouth.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Gods, you sleep in looked like a dental plate.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Nothing that's gonna stop you.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
Yes, for fineness, especially snowing. It only occurred when you sleep.
You mean your flaw ain't when you up old? I'm
dealing with her.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Ohoh matter of fact, Oh she mind.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
Flawless. Yeah, she do a couple of things at night
I don't care for. But for the most part, and
all the way up to that night, though, she's excellent.
She talks well around people. She's beautiful, She's gone to
walk on the looking her eyes, she's pleasant's talk. What's

(12:56):
wrong with them? Well, she's snowing? How bad is it?
I really don't know. I'm never them. I heard it
in the other room and sound ferocious, but I won't
never open the door to see how serious it is.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, how bad is it?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Well?

Speaker 7 (13:15):
She sucked the bath tile down her throat one night
and little choked and I had to pull it out there.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Other than that, she find.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
It hell, deal with it, so.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Dog, How bad is it? Well?

Speaker 7 (13:29):
I bought some sheets that wasn't fitted and she knit
choked on them one night too, So and to make
sure we buy feet of sheets.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
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Speaker 9 (14:22):
All right, it's time now to start your morning off
with the nephew and run that brank back. What you
got for is nef.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Child support is late? Get it in all right, here
we go, cat dog, child support is late?

Speaker 10 (14:36):
Hello? Hello, card? Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
What was this?

Speaker 10 (14:41):
Chris Prescer? Man? Me and me and me, your ex man,
me and we are we've been kicking it for the
last three months.

Speaker 11 (14:50):
I'm man, I don't care about you were not together them.
We're not together. So why do you call the lease?

Speaker 10 (14:59):
Okay here, No, that's correct. To understand all.

Speaker 11 (15:01):
That you called me to tell me the child together
or something with. I don't care about what you do
mean not together, I don't I don't get.

Speaker 10 (15:08):
What nobody what you okay, okay, no, no, no play.
I understand that. What I was calling you, boy, was
you know you kind of behind like two three months
on the child support man, and I told her I
was gonna handle this well. I told her I was
gonna handle the situation, you know. So I don't need
you to handle nothing.

Speaker 11 (15:27):
You don't need be worried about about how many months
I'm behind? Who the hell telling you all this?

Speaker 10 (15:32):
Anyway? When when? When can we expect another payment? That's
what I'm asking you.

Speaker 11 (15:37):
First of all, don't whoever call my phone with that.
You understand me. Don't call my phone man because my
daughter man.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
I ain't trying to I ain't trying to handle.

Speaker 11 (15:46):
I don't need you on my back and I don't
need see on my back and by no child for
it because I do for my daughter, man, So don't
call my phone with that.

Speaker 10 (15:54):
Okay, Okay, Well, looking, is you working right now?

Speaker 12 (15:57):
Man?

Speaker 11 (15:58):
You man say listen it what you ain't punstant prayer presser.
What I'm saying, is you working right now? And I
do whatever it takes to take care of my daughter. Man,
So don't you worry about my job security and what
I'm doing.

Speaker 10 (16:11):
Okay, well today, can I just come when I just
come but here whenever you get paid next time so
I can pick up you know, the child.

Speaker 11 (16:18):
Man, you don't need to come by nowhere. I tell
you what here you bring y'all around? You come, I'm
give you directions right now. You bring your phone over
here because I want I want to see your calling
my phone talking about my daughter.

Speaker 10 (16:30):
And man, we're looking out for the well being of
the baby.

Speaker 11 (16:32):
Man, that's what what you think I've been doing ever
since she came in as well. That's what I've been
doing ever since she got here, been looking out for
her well being. And come just getting a pitch. You
want to tell me about my daughter? Well in inquit?

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Why is you three months behind then? Man?

Speaker 11 (16:48):
Matter fact, I do everything I can for my daughter.
So for you to sit up here and call me
talk about it, I'm three months behind. I don't even
keep up with that. I send money when I can.
I do for my daughter. I do for my daughter
for I do for myself. So if I ain't got
it to seeing that means I ain't got it at all.
But give me a second and I'll go get it.
But don't be calling me about my daughter. Man, talk

(17:10):
about I'm three months behind.

Speaker 10 (17:11):
Okay, Well look your first of all, I ain't. You know,
I ain't working right now, so we really need you
to go on and get the money.

Speaker 11 (17:17):
Over what hold on? Hold on, hold on, you ain't working,
but I'm out here hustling you calling me about some money.
But you over there laying up with most of y'all.
Need to get off y'all and do what the hell
I'm doing. That's what I can't understand. It's true of you,
but it's one of me, and you want to come
to me with that.

Speaker 10 (17:34):
Man, I told I was gonna handle this situation by
being behind on this, you know, this little child for
pull situation. That's all I'm saying. I need you to
going on and give me a date man on when
we can expect a payment.

Speaker 11 (17:45):
Okay, I'm getting you a date right now. Bring your
over here right now and come pick up the payton.
I got it for you right now. You just tell
me what kind of car you drive so I know
because I want to. I don't want to bust the
wrong to pull up to my driveway by mistake. I
do everything for my daughter. My daughter don't have no
walt on nor knees. I put shoes on her feet,

(18:05):
clothes on her back, food in or something. I do
everything for her. I don't need you, and I don't.
My daughter don't need you with ut. I pick up
from school every day and take her to her grandmother's house.
So I want to heal by no two or three
months behind because she ain't with I. I can see
if I want two or three months and she with I.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
Okay, man, that's another thing with me. And there ain't
talk to the back. We're not gonna need you to
be checking up from the school no more. I'm gonna
be getting her from the school.

Speaker 11 (18:32):
Alf I wish I would catch her stuff in my
daughter school.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
He ain't picking up my daughter.

Speaker 11 (18:38):
Man, I don't even know who the hell you are.

Speaker 10 (18:40):
I told you my name is Preston.

Speaker 11 (18:42):
Man, don't why no, Preston, I'm telling you what, man,
I don't want you no where near my daughter. That
I'm gonna talk right now because I don't want you
no where near my daughter. Man, you understand me. I
don't want you nowhere live my daughter.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
Man.

Speaker 11 (18:56):
If I came here and there my daughter, I'm gonna
whoop your I'm gonna let my.

Speaker 10 (18:59):
Daughter to know.

Speaker 11 (19:02):
Me.

Speaker 10 (19:03):
He and the baby is getting a long fine. Man.
All I'm saying is we just need you to send
the money.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Man.

Speaker 11 (19:09):
You Hey, Hughie, y'all. I'm glad y'all doing good cause
she anyway, but don't put my daughter in the middle
of man.

Speaker 10 (19:16):
Man, I'm just happen to be in between jobs, that's all. Man.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
Well, you need to get off yo, look in between
your sheet and go find you something. Find you a
manhood sitting up there, probably on the couch eating up
all the pop.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
Torch and I've only had two of them pop torch man,
that's all.

Speaker 11 (19:32):
You ain't supposed to be having another of them because
I bought that for my daughter. Man, and I appreciate
you eating none of that over there. You need to
get off here and feed yourself like I do. I
feed myself and my daughter and probably.

Speaker 10 (19:43):
Still let me say this here man, I just want
to talk to you about our child.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Man.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
Our child that ain't your child, that's mine.

Speaker 10 (19:52):
I'm taking.

Speaker 11 (19:54):
You ain't got say, man, don't you ever say that. Man.
Don't you ever say that to me?

Speaker 13 (19:59):
Man.

Speaker 11 (19:59):
That is our child, man, my child. Let me tell
you something, man, let me tell you something. Put your
head to this, fall real close.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
Man.

Speaker 11 (20:07):
I'm about my daughter.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
I'm trying to live like me, and that's what I'm
trying to do.

Speaker 11 (20:11):
You ain't been here the whole time. You trying to
walk up in here and talk about an hour. I'm
her daddy.

Speaker 10 (20:16):
Man, I'm just trying to be a good stuff for
the man and get them their child. Report that for me.

Speaker 11 (20:20):
Y'all got to get married, sir. You ain't no man say,
man say, I'm gonna talk to and hell this I
guarante no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
You don't talk to you no more. You understand what
I'm saying. You talk to me. You're dealing with me.
I told you I was gonna handle it, so you're
gonna make me mad? No, like I have told you, know,
you don't talk no more.

Speaker 11 (20:38):
I'm talking whenever I want to. We got a child together.
You just got in the pittore. Don't you call. No,
you don't talking emp you.

Speaker 10 (20:45):
Talk to me from now you talk to Preston.

Speaker 11 (20:47):
I don't want to hear nothing else. You got the
same player, I didn't hear everything you had to say.

Speaker 10 (20:51):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Speaker 11 (20:54):
You listening, man, say what the hell you gotta say?

Speaker 10 (20:56):
Man? No, his nephew time me from the Steve Harvey
Morning sh Oh you just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Man.

Speaker 11 (21:04):
Oh oh Man, I'm gonna kill it all right? Oh no, man,
because I don't play by my daughter like that. Man, don't.
That's my world, Man, that's my heart.

Speaker 10 (21:17):
Man, I don't ye Man, all right, let me ask
you this here, man, what is the bands? I'm talking about?
The bandest radio show in the land?

Speaker 11 (21:26):
Man, Steve's Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Who again?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Thinking of you coming up next to his?

Speaker 9 (21:33):
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It is time for us, the CLO Chief Love Officer
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Speaker 2 (22:23):
The less in Laurel.

Speaker 9 (22:24):
Right, my husband is studying to be a pastor, and
he uses profanity at home when he's stressed, he will
smoke weed. You shouldn't pursue this profession if he's going
to be a hypocrite. Should I tell our senior pastor
about his behavior or not?

Speaker 10 (22:39):
What?

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Why are you the wife that's crazy? You and he
might have to testify in court on your husband? So
he didn't man a snitch?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah? Basically, well, you know he's studying to be a pastor.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
That's the difference between a lot of people studying to
be a pastor and call to be a pastor. Two
different things. To my understanding and the way I grew
up and was raised, so he's studying to be something
he may not be qualified for. I had a My
degree in college was advertiser. I have no business sitting

(23:22):
up in the advertising office. One of the many wrong
decisions I made as a young man.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
And so you know, it's just.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Another bad decision. You ain't got to tell nobody it
ain't gonna work out.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Go to run, you discoul be on this course right here,
he's too far over there. Oh come mahine him trying
to come back.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
I tell you what's really making him because them theological tests.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
All right. Moving on to Benita in Tampa.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
Benita says, I'm in love with the man that owns
two car washes and he hands out complimentary mimosas to
women on Saturday and Sunday. He claims it's marketing, but
I think he does it so uh he and the
guys can meet women.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Is this marketing or making?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Sounds like marketing to me? Oh yeah, yeah, house, well
it's marketing. It works. Look how look what it did
to you.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
You probably got handed one of them mimosas. And now
look at your You're fitting married the man. Great marketing
mac marketing, Yeah, I call it marketing. Yeah, free mimosas, Yeah,
I'm all for it. Sounds like great marketing. You will
on the Steve Harvey National radio show talking about it.

(24:43):
Marketing outstanding by this guy's brilliant.

Speaker 9 (24:49):
I hope they're drinking responsibly, all right, Wanda and Mapleton
says my daughters.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I know, I know, still has champagne in it.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Just go ahead. Everybody ain't affected by it like you? Sure?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
This one's from Wanda and Mapleton.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
Wanda says, my daughter is seventeen, and she hit her
boyfriend in the eye after catching him next door in
the pool with the sixteen.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Year old girl that lives there.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
I told my daughter that she shouldn't hit him, she
shouldn't have hit him, But now the boy is flaunting
the new girl in my daughter's face, and she's so hurt.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I want to pop them. How do I console her?
You can't.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
This is life.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
This is what happens along the way. Boy meets girl, girl,
me's boy, boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. Boy looks
across the fence, see another girl. Boy like her too.
He ain't committed. This boy's seventeen. You don't even understand
what's driving him right now. He's not driven by his mind.

(25:53):
In his brain, he's driven by hormones. He in the
pool with the sixteen year old girl splashing around as
of water on his face.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
What did that do that got him aroused? What are
they doing now? Now?

Speaker 7 (26:05):
They walking around town? It don't take much. He's seventeen.
You couldn't do nothing to me.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Nothing. If I saw a girl pulling her pants up,
not even because they was down, just you know, just walking,
just trying to make sure.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
They sailed herself. I was heated.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh my god, she won't me. She doing that in
front of my face, she see me standing at her.
The girl they got eyes in the back of her head. Lady,
you got to relax your daughter. This ain't the first.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
This ain't her last time getting hurt either. It's okay
that boy didn't hit her or nothing like that. He
just changed his mind. Yeah, yeah, gonna he gonna get
another one.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
And she shouldn't be hitting him anyway. You told her, right, Wanda,
not to hit anybody.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
She should don't hit these dudes they raised right. No,
these doake women back. Keep your hands to yourself, late,
because these cats out here, they're not raised like this.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
They will hit you back. Yeah, all right, Last one, Steve.
This one's from Dina in North Carolina. Dina says, my
boyfriend had a barbecue so his parents could meet me.
I made beans, potato salad, greens, a pound cake, and
banana pudding. His mother said, my food tasted like hospital food,

(27:33):
and I got defensive.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I know what that tastes like. I can tell you.

Speaker 9 (27:39):
Any Seves, she said. I got defensive and said, well,
don't eat it. My boyfriend said it was unnecessary and rude.
But what his mama said wasn't.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
His mama told the truth.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Let me tell you something, girl, You ain't got enough
experience to make barbecu classics for the family barbequ The
baked beans, the potato salad, the pound cake. Are you crazy?
This is black folk classic? The hell you making potato salad?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Fork? You know how hard it is to get that right.
You then opened up a.

Speaker 7 (28:23):
Can of Cammel's poking beans and heating them up and
gave them to them black people hospital food. You went
down there to the grocery store and bought a Sarah
Lee pound cake hospital food. It bought the bought the
potato salad from public hospital food sent up here and

(28:46):
try to make these black people eat this. And you young,
he said, it tastes like hospital food because it did.
What color?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
What did she put in them?

Speaker 10 (28:57):
Green? Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
And them green? Are forgot left that off? The green? Nothing?
You just falling greens.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
They wasn't even cooked all the way through there and
there chewing stalk.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
You didn't throw the stalks out, you just.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Chopped them up small, your college greens in there looking
like koe.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
You just in here, just wrong.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
They in there chewing them like it's kaleide.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
His mama told my.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Ship man, you shut up, Shirley. This is one nine
cooking person talking to it.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Nothing.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Don't listen to Shirley about nothing with cooking because he
can't cookie.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
And Shirley no rule when she hear because she didne
heard all of that. It's been hospital food.

Speaker 7 (29:43):
It's been clinic staver, she said her, sir, somebody told
Shirley her food tastes like emergency room medicine.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Mister Steve Harbin, Marty show Man.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
It might be two birds in that for but if
you let this bird go to reach in there for
the two in the bush and they fly out the bush,
you ain't got nothing a bird in the hand is
worth two in the bush.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
But if it's two and that are having to catch both,
wouldn't that be better?

Speaker 7 (30:14):
See key word in there was a small word with
the one of the smallest words with the biggest consequences.
If if I rob this bank and if they don't
catch me, I'm gonna be rich man.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, a whole lot of ifs sitting in prison today
coming up right after that. All right, Steve, we need
you again.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
It's time for right or wrong with your nephew and
junior or so you need to be the judge.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Ladies and gentlemen. This is right or wrong.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
This is where decisions get made, things that will discussed,
Debatable issues come to the forefront, and I make a
decision as to who's right or wrong. Tommy is always
the one who wants to know whether he's right or wrong.
So go ahead, turkey.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
See okay, see now check this out.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
So now me and him, actually, for a split second,
he agreed with me last night, for a split on
the first thing I said. I said, Amber is a
little girl that got lost a long time ago, and
that's where Amber alert came from.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
He agreed with me on that. I did not agree
with you on that.

Speaker 10 (31:25):
You did not?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I said, Okay, what did you say?

Speaker 8 (31:29):
I said, they named it that just because let people
know that people miss it.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
That's all I said. I said nothing about this being
no Amber Alert. First of all, what made you even
think of that? Okay, first of all, I'll let you know.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
It was a little girl named Amber, and that's what
that's where Amber Alert came from. Then I told you,
I said, Foster is a little boy who didn't have
his mama or his.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Daddy, and that's where Foster Home came from. Oh no,
right there, But Foster and Amber don't know each other.
Do you know what? Well, he's correct on Amber?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah, give him that?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Am I right about Foster? Though Amber is actually a color.
Amber is also a young young girl's name? Right? My
name is his name? Am right? So that led you
to say, what.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Now, Foster?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
It was a little boy who didn't have no mama,
no daddy, and they were trying to find.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
A home for him. That can't be right, and that's
where Foster Home comfort. Well, I thought that was a
Cyril Foster flake. You're right or wrong?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Worst than what is.

Speaker 11 (32:49):
That?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I had a call fl I love me it's a
foster flake. I know that. You know we're just gonna
be ignorant.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, f take it there.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I thought it was a seal of foster flakes. We
called it though. That's that's how he said it.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Foster means wronged, to develop, yes to ring about, to nurture, Yeah, falter,
to nurture a situation.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Foster is a definition. It's not a little boy. There's
people named Foster. Most of them end up in care.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Foster was what you said was the lead singer the
Silvers one. He wasn't the lead saying the singers. Now
he played Edie, I mean in the King of scott Forest.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
You see where he gets from.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
And then Forrest Griffin was fighting in the UFCU. Stephan
and Bonner had some epic Okay, here go the next
one up till Junior. That people in China call they
good dishes. They dishes, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
They don't call them China. They just call them they dishes.
They don't say you know what I'm.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Saying, We have a winner right there, that were right
there last off on that one like that, we have
a winner.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I've never been to China.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I don't know what, Tommy.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
They call people in China call they good dishes. They
dishes they put over here.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
China's good chin China.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh maybe they call them us a dishes. Yeah, seeing there.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
When they want some neat, they just go food said,
because it's already in Chinese. They say Chinese food. Okay,
they're just gonna food. Not everybody go. This is what
everybody's just starting now.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
They ain't no names for it, all of us food.
Now listen this way you hung up on them.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
I told him, If two vegetarians is arguing, they beefing.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, yeah, I love it. There's some meat in there somewhere.

Speaker 11 (35:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
If two vegetarians is arguing, they beefing, yeah, yep, that's true.

Speaker 9 (35:40):
Yeah time two out of three, Tommy, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
And I and Tommy. If two meat eaters his argan,
then they just juice it. See we're from the same Wow.
But I think Chinese people say us are food. Stop

(36:05):
bringing this up to you last night, But I just
want you to have this. I just asked a question.
Oh I'm sorry, do it U trying to fix this?
You have been, but I'm just saying us a food.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I know I heard you we heard you the first
three times.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
That's just how you say US. Ay, there you go.

Speaker 7 (36:27):
That's what I would people instead of saying the check
when they eat our food, they go, USA, yeah you.

Speaker 14 (36:35):
Want some ulcer, which is us A yeah, okay, Junior,
I can tell you. I can tell you this because
you ain't gonna be able to hang up on if
you're listening. Yeah, I'm listening, Junior. If you job backwards,
you gain weight. Where you get that from, Well, you
only lose when you're running forward right. Where you get

(36:58):
that from?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Well, you jump.

Speaker 7 (37:02):
This day.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Tell me we're gonna go with that theory. You jog
for it every day, stiff.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Okay, So what have we learned? What have we learned?
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2 (38:00):
Guys for around it? Would you rather? Would you rather
have no legs or no arms?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Can you just take one apiece?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
No, no legs, no arms.

Speaker 15 (38:15):
The moms thought, man, I got to have them to Okay,
I'm gonna let you take them legs. I'm gonna have
them on.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Come on, Steve, no legs, no arms.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna need them. I can't grab nothing, I
can't beat up there. At least you got on. You
can go somewhere. I can drive them.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay, you know you know.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
How to be in wheelchairs and stuff and all. I
get them.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
But cats are strong and hey them dudes, way you out,
many wear you out. But I'm just going with I like,
what the way I am? I'm gonna pass.

Speaker 9 (38:56):
For you.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Yeah, this is the heyg And I'm sitting up here
with my leg up on the desk right now thinking
if you wouldn't now, I'll be just slumped down beat
and fell out his chin.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I slide out on the floor, all right.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
So would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom? Restroom?
Or would you rather get food poisoning?

Speaker 7 (39:23):
I gonna take that food poison I'd have been food
poisoned before. Yeah, let me go and start throwing up
because I'm not walking barefoot in that public restro.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
German Poles say, I know I'm throwing up either way.

Speaker 10 (39:38):
I just.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, but I got to blow torch the bottom of
my feet with my cigar lighter.

Speaker 16 (39:46):
Try to fanize your feet. Hell, no, I need to
cross the burning sayings age. All right, I think we
have three for food poisoning on that one.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
If you're keeping score, all right?

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Would you rather save the world but die as a
hero in the process, or save the world but no
one knows?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Man blank this world? What is you talking about? I'm
to save it and then die? Why would I do that?

Speaker 7 (40:22):
I'd rather just be and see where the hell gonna
have me, y'all.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I ain't never ask be no hero, no way. I
just want to be the survival.

Speaker 10 (40:37):
Then die.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Last one.

Speaker 9 (40:41):
Would you rather scream at each other? Or would you
rather give each other the silent treatment?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Give each other?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
What the silent treatment?

Speaker 8 (40:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Really, I take the side of the treatmentcause I want
you to be quiet anymore.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
All right, all right, we're coming up at forty nine.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Hey, y'all, this is Monica, this is Spike Leader Hey,
this is Mary J.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Blood.

Speaker 17 (41:10):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
This is Stephen A. Smith.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Hey, this is Saka Kahan.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
You have no idea what it is. This is Carlos
Miller and this may or may not be the Steve
Harvey Morning Shows.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. With a return of summer,
many singles often put aside their search for true love
to enjoy some just fun, you know, some fun summer flings.
But a new survey suggests that such flings don't look
so appealing to many. A new dating dot Com survey

(41:41):
finds that fifty two percent of singles would prefer to
find a serious relationship this summer, as opposed to just
casual sex. While most admit summer flings, including one night
stands and friends with benefits, are enjoyable, the majority say
they want deeper personal intimacy.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Okay, so they don't want just.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
That's a woman making that statement.

Speaker 9 (42:05):
It's a new dating dot Com survey, and it didn't
say women. It's that singles. So that's guys to Steve.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Well, but there are guys that want something more meaningful
to tell your truth, you know. But if, but if
everybody will quit playing this game and just tell the
truth about how you feel. That's one thing. Tell the
truth about how you feel. I didn't say, tell the
truth about what you did truth now that the record show.

(42:37):
Oh yeah, tell the truth about how you feel. It's
different from you don't ever tell truth about what you
did feel it y'all don't even know live rules.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
We don't one night. What's wrong with a one night fling?
One night?

Speaker 9 (43:01):
You know? That's what I was going to ask you. Guys,
So have you had a fling that you were serious
about or or that was fun?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
At summer fling? You know that maybe turned into a
real romance.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
At that moment when I get in that bed, which
I am dead serious. Yeah, at that moment there's no
games being played.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
We are dead serious.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Everything.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
Yeah, there's nothing I can focus on after the summer,
after the summer over is over.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah, I'll try to go into a.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Fall with a.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Summer after I get on the plane. Really want what
did you call him fun?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
What these flings turned into a real romance?

Speaker 15 (43:49):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Guys, no relationship at all?

Speaker 9 (43:53):
Or or do you regret you you've ever did not
turn a fling into something real fling?

Speaker 11 (44:02):
No?

Speaker 7 (44:06):
I just I like to just I used to like
to just fling it around as long as you can
fling it around, and then yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Much.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
But but you know it wasn't that wasn't back then.
It wasn't no social media nothing. When you lost the
person that.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
No more, where were you gonna stay?

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Junior was saying, to be fair, sure, you know I
wasn't always everything in to fling either.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
You know I wasn't always the best thing. Some people
didn't want to fling with me. No more, I wouldn't it.
I wouldn't. Yeah, I would not here just killing every fling.

Speaker 9 (44:47):
I was in.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Sometimes your fling was just.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
Wasn't.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
No, he ain't in it, he ain't had.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Just two way street.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
So what about the one that got away? Is there one?
Maybe problem? There's always one and it hurts you to
your cold when you think about it.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Yeah, And like Steve said, you can't find them anymore,
or if you do see them again, they're with someone else.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
They don't won't you no, mom, won't you be?

Speaker 7 (45:23):
After social media and stuff came out, I found them.
Oh really, they didn't look the same though they look
was in that fling. I believe that picture about twelve
different ways.

Speaker 9 (45:46):
So I think what we should get out of this
is that singles sometimes are looking for more than just flings.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Okay, this song, that's what you got out of that? Yeah,
what did you get out of it? Tell me?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Would you fling until you can't fling? No more? Coming up, Carlo.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
We're just working with a bunch of players. Sound girl
coming up? Not no move. Next the prankster with a
prank phone call. Right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about four minutes
after the hour.

Speaker 9 (46:27):
It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
get this my man moves mysteriously. My man moves mysteriously. Okay,
we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now,
it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
What you got neft?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
We are looking for? Drawl?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Are draw this moment?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yes, yes, drawl is the subject. Now we're gonna have
to make that thing a little bit more exciting. Draws
at the retirement home. Draw had to retirement? All right,
you ever been to a retirement home. There's a lot
of drawls. Drawls at the retirement home.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Got dog? If you Hello? Oh yeah, who's this?

Speaker 10 (47:16):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
This is attorney David uh huh, all right, this is
Anthony Anthony.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
I was giving you a call. You used to work
at the UH Senior Center, Am I right? Yes, okay,
we got a bit of a problem here. Uh are
you familiar with miss Yes, yes, older lady, that that
Caucasian lady that's here at the center. Yes, okay, Now
we got a problem. I know you retired in uh

(47:47):
in December, but uh, there's cleaning out her room, cleaning
up her room. There's been some uh men's underwear found here,
and she's saying that it's yours.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
Well, then you've got a problem.

Speaker 11 (48:00):
I don't know where the ladies live at.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
No, here here at the center, sir.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
They're claiming that then at the center you find the
ladies and men underwear.

Speaker 10 (48:09):
City was man or whoever and whatever and whatever.

Speaker 15 (48:12):
Now, I don't waste my time with that.

Speaker 11 (48:14):
If you're gonna call somebody, call somebody jitter state now,
But don't.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Waste my time.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
But you have a nice day.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Wait just a minute, sir. I don't want to have
to I don't want to have to get officials to.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Come down there.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
Well, yes, sir, mister listen, I don't want I want to.
I want to try to do this without your wife
finding out.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
But we need you. I got a few questions I
need to ask.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
You tell your wife and Puffy you man, don't mess
with me. You're wasting my time.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Come on call it back though.

Speaker 13 (48:53):
Hey this is sorry, soase enjoy the music until I
answer your call.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
R Hello, doors is time poor? He didn't cuss up,
but he keeps hanging up. So so I need I
need you to help me out.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
I want you to call from your phone uh huh
and put us on three way and say, hey, you
need to talk to these people.

Speaker 13 (49:20):
Okay, Hello, Hello, this is Tony's right here. I told
him about this situation with so I just want him
to clear it up so you can stop calling him.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay, Yes, this is an attorney, David. Is he available?
I can speak with him?

Speaker 13 (49:37):
Sure, hold on the second attorney David.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Hello, mister uh Tony Anthony, could you possibly tell me
what's going on? Why we would find your your underwear
and miss.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
In her room?

Speaker 4 (49:54):
On the worst, I'm sorry, sir, actually on the worst, So, sir,
I don't I didn't work here. The younger the lady
is saying that it's actually your underwear that's been in
her room here at the retirement home.

Speaker 13 (50:06):
Well, you got the wrong one.

Speaker 11 (50:09):
This is a bad time to be messing with me.

Speaker 10 (50:11):
And where are you at anyway, sir?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I'm down here at my office right now.

Speaker 10 (50:15):
Where are you off for that?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Do you need to come and see me?

Speaker 11 (50:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:18):
I need to come see you.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
What do you offer that?

Speaker 4 (50:20):
What seems to be the situation because I'm getting I'm
getting a hostile situation. You're sounding very hostile right now, sir.

Speaker 11 (50:26):
Well, I'm a hostile individual.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Okay. I want to call me something.

Speaker 11 (50:29):
About some old lady. You gonna call me by somebody,
call me something about when you see a yo.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Yeah, sir, you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna
talk to me like you got something.

Speaker 11 (50:38):
Damn, I ain't got to watch nothing. I'm an old man.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I ain't got to do but die.

Speaker 11 (50:42):
I don't even pay tax. What you want you want
to do something, you go ahead and only do it,
but don't be calling my normal.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Okay, Well I want to tell you this, sir.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Yes, this is Nephew Timing from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You have been prank phone call by your girl that's
standing right there with your.

Speaker 10 (50:58):
Daughters both y'all.

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Speaker 9 (56:50):
Subject my man moves mysteriously. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a
forty two year old woman and I've been in a
relationship with a forty five year old man for three years.
For the past two years, he's been living with me
because he needed some house repairs done around Christmas time
last year.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I caught him at his.

Speaker 9 (57:09):
Own house one Saturday when he was supposed to be
visiting his parents in South Carolina. I pulled up in
his driveway and he met me at the door, and
he told me that it was a dusty mess inside,
like a construction site, and I didn't need to come in.
He also didn't hug or kiss me and said he
was too dirty from working all day. I never questioned

(57:31):
him about not telling me he was still in town,
because I never want to be a nagger like his
ex wife.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
He did not come home that night.

Speaker 9 (57:40):
The next morning, he came home and he had shaved
and he had on dress pants. He said he went
to church because his coworker got baptized. This man threw
me into a lot within into a lot within twenty
four hours, and I still didn't nag or ask him
any questions.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
For the next few months, he would leave the house
and wouldn't say where he was going.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
I would ride by his house, but the garage was
always down, so if he was in there, I couldn't tell.
Last month, he said he was finished with his house
and he was selling it. He said he felt like
he was wearing out his welcome with me, and he
might go stay with his parents until he finds a
new house. I told him I wanted to see how
he renovated his house, and he said that there's a

(58:23):
tenant renting it now. I had a look of confusion,
and he went off on me for not believing him.
So much is going on with him, and I don't
know if I should believe him. He still says he
loves me and we still have sex, So why is
he keeping me in the dark?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
What's he up to?

Speaker 9 (58:41):
Well, there's nothing too mysterious about him, there really is,
and it's just a lot of lies. He's up to something,
for sure, and everything that comes out of his mouth
is a lie. I mean, I'll admit that house repairs
can take a very long time, but he's been living
with you for the last two years, so please don't

(59:03):
believe anything he says. He could have had a whole
house built in two years or less. Okay, anyway, all
the clues are there. First, not telling you he was
still in town when he was, then preventing you from
going in the house when you were in the driveway,
not hugging, not kissing you when he saw you, because
I'm sure that's what he normally does. Who do you

(59:24):
think is in that house that he's supposedly selling right now.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Is it a wife in there? Is it his kids?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Think?

Speaker 9 (59:31):
Think? Think you're worried about not being a nag, but
you're worried about the wrong things. You still have to
ask questions. You obviously can't take his word for anything,
and you're feeling it. You know something isn't quite right.
You definitely need receipts when he tells you things.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (59:48):
Now he's moving out because he thinks he's worn out.
He's welcome with you. No, you didn't tell him that.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
He thinks that you may be on to him, and
he knows he's wrong. That's why he's leaving.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
I know you think he loves you and you're confused,
but please, love has nothing to do with this relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Nothing. There's really no mystery at all about him.

Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Like I said earlier, I think you should break up
with this loser and please stop having sex with him
until he comes clean.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
And that's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Steve, Wow, where are these women who write these letters?
I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
That you could be this gullible. I just really didn't. Man,
it doesn't It just almost doesn't make any sense. You know,
I'm starting to think that women women would rather be
in a relationship of some kind than to be in
a real relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Of some kind. You're right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
I think it's you keep holding on to these relationships
that aren't rewarding and are not fulfilling to you, just
so you could say you in one. Because this don't
make no deciense you forty two, he forty five. You've
been in a relationship for three years. Past two years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
He's been living with you because he needed some house
repass done. Two years.

Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
Okay, Around Christmas time last year, I caught him at
his own house one Saturday when he was supposed to
be visiting his parents in South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
I pulled up in his driveway. He met me at
the door and told me it was dusty, messing side
and construction site.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
I ain't need to come in. He also didn't hug
or kiss me. He said it was too dirty from
working all day. And that's all he had to tell.

Speaker 11 (01:01:42):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Go up to the house.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
It's two dirty here now, but it's too dirty for you.
He don't hug or kiss you because he too dirty.
That's all he had to tell you, and you went
for that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
I never questioned him about telling me, oh he was
still in town because I want to be a nagger
like his ex wife. Okay, so now you're being pleased,
you're getting played. You're actually creating the perfect scenario and
excuse that he needs to do whatever he needs to do,

(01:02:20):
and that's all you do it. So now you've created
the atmosphere for him to thrive in and tell you
anything he wants to tell you, and you just going
along with it. I don't want to be a nagger
like his ex wife. Well why was she nagging? Hell,

(01:02:42):
you got to understand something. Now, most women don't nag
for no reason. They've been given a reason. That are
some women who do. But most women that nag you
about something is because you gave him a reason to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
And I think he gave the ex a reason. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Hold that, well that part two.

Speaker 9 (01:03:00):
Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's Strawberry letter subject is my man moves mysteriously. We'll
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All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
My man moves mysteriously.

Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
This lady right here is so gullible in this letter.
Like I said, it just makes me think that women
would rather have some relationship than a real relationship. And
your real relationship meaning that you rewarded, you're fulfilled, you're complete.
So you deal with all these inconsistencies, and it don't

(01:04:16):
make no sense. You've been dating this man three years.
Two years ago, he moved in your house because he
was doing some house repairs for two years. You went
over his house one Saturday when he said he was
going to see his mama in South Carolina. You go
over his house and he supposed to be empty. He's
standing in there working. He meets you at the door,
don't let you in because he says it's a construction

(01:04:36):
site and is messing his dirty He don't hug and
kiss you at the door. And he said the reason
he hug and kiss you because he been working in
there all day. You stupid, So you let him tell
you that. Then you said, I never questioned him about
telling me he was still in town because I never
want to be a nagger like his ex wife. His
ex wife was nagging for something. Yes, she naggedim. And

(01:04:59):
now you're starting see why I'm telling you right now.
Most women don't nag for no reason. Some of them do,
but the majority of women, you give them a reason
to turn into this nagic Okay, ready for this. He
did not come home that night. He didn't come home.

(01:05:20):
He told you he was at his mama's house in
South Carolina. You go over to his house and he
at that house. He don't let you in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
You drive off here. The best one I've ever heard
in my life. He did not come home that night.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
The next morning he came home and said, and he
was shaved, and he had on dress pants. He said
he went to church because his coworker got baptized.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Or the best one I ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
That boy boy, you're proud. I got my chest out
on this.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Yeah, got shaved and got on dress pants because I
went to church because my coworker got baptized. Here's something
you can't find out if it's true or not. I
don't get what type research you do?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
What church? What coworker? What job was he referred to?

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
You ain't gonna be able to research his best lie
I've ever heard. Co worker got baptized. Then she say,
this man threw me into a lot the last twenty
four hours. That lie right there, my coworker got baptized.
That's the best live I've ever heard. It's so rare,
it has to be a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
It ain't freedom enough. I'm gonna have to write a
book called creative Lies. It just killed me up.

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
And so this man threw me into a lot the
last twenty four hours. I still don't nag or ask
him any questions. Lady, Okay, so now you're just gullable.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
You just going along with it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
If you don't question your relationship on him, you just
going along with whatever he says the next few months,
he would leave a house and wouldn't say where he
was going.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Who can do that?

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
Who in a relationship has the freedom to come and
go and never say where you're going or when you're
coming back. Now, I would ride by his house, but
the garage was always down, so if he was there,
I couldn't tell. Last month, he said he was finished
with his house and he's selling.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Now here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:07:28):
He said he felt like he was wearing out his
welcome with me, and he might go stay with his
parents until he finds a new house.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
What wait a minute, you leaving me? You're gonna go
live with your mama and nim.

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
Because you're wearing out your wealth and you're gonna go
stay with your parents to you find a new house.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I told him, mom, I.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Wanted to see how it renovated. His house Ready for this,
He said, there's a tenant rent it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Another good life.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
You gotta be proud.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
This boy right here, So I can't let you in
it because the tenant rented it right now. I had
a look of confusion. Yeah, and he went off on
me for not believing him. Remember this best defense is
a good offense. Yeah, so when you look confused, Oh,

(01:08:21):
I'm lying now, Yeah, dog, she living there, has she
been living there? And you're not finn to go to
your mama's house. You're finn to go over there. So
telling you that there's a renter in the house and
say you don't have to go by there looking for
him no more. And right after he told you he
was gonna put it on the market and sell it.

(01:08:41):
If you're gonna put the market on the selling, why
you got a tenant in that right now? Already so
much is going on with him. I don't know if
I should believe him. He still says he loves me
and we still have sex. That's cause you let him. Yeah,
so why is he keeping me in the dog?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
What is he up to?

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
So you want to know why he's keeping you in
the dark because you don't seem to have a problem
being in the dark. This is why he don't bring
you into the light, because you don't have a problem
being in the dark. You don't question him about nothing,
You don't ask him where going, what his worry about?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
You like being in the dark.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
So now that you in the dog, but I'm lighting
it up for you there's a woman living in the
house that he's seeing. He gonna go live over there,
and he ain't moving in with his mama. Why would
he move in in with a mama when he can
sleep with you all with her?

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Lady? Shut up? By all right, Thanks Steve.

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Okay, get at this with Dolky the same birthmark. So
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Explained the birthmark, I would a black man would have
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Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
That what that means nothing?

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I'd actually try to whoop you out one sixty eight.
I would to actually try, and you probably could.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I have to run, be weak, I have to run.

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
But let's get out of this this number out of
like I would. On the scale of one to ten,
I think I'm riding by like a six or six point.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Two, okay, writing that average five. That's why I think,
you know, junior, what about you? On a scale?

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
I just want to thank the study for the point last,
because I was a fast. Oh okay about a fast.

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
What's on the scale of one to ten where most
men find themselves the average man says five point nine?

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Yeah, there about six sixteen.

Speaker 7 (01:16:01):
I'm six two all the way around six two in
high six two in looks on the scale of one
to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Okay, what about your junior.

Speaker 8 (01:16:08):
I'm a I thought i'd just about a five, you know,
but they gave me point nine, just the average I'll take.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
They gave you. Don't have to take that point nine.
All right, on back to that side when you feel all.

Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
Right, let's get to it. Let's get to the nephew
scale of one to ten. How do you rate yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Nine point eight?

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Who the hell, mate, Jesus, you got all the hoogliness
out the wait shirl, I'm nine point and you've got
to be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
The last time I know who I am?

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
What it hat or nine points?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
You're confident I'm comfortable with me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
I'm nine point eight. I'll be all the way time.
You probably about like a two. I ain't no two boy, okay,
Charley calling, where where I'm at? Not nine at eight?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Yeah, you're with the other guys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
I think, yes, I ain't with them, these two people
that think they know they are No. No, no, we're
not thinking. I think really our number is our height.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
Five?

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
So five te wow, five four. I'm not I'm not
ill about it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:32):
Be honest, okay, honest, you're looking at right now, what
you're looking at and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Just gonna do this because he's my nephew. We family. Oh,
I'm getting the current.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Of the package.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Look at me, the whole package.

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
Well, he lose something in height because the daverage man
think the idea of height at six, So he lose
two inches off that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
So he gotta be under five. And the scale of
come on the scale of one to ten. In terms
of looks. He about a six. I'm talking about broke.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
It's hot.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
I'm talking about a hard six. I'm talking about creeping in.
I'm talking about like somebody said five eight, That would
be a debate.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Sixty percent.

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
Steve of the men say that I'm having great abs
make them attractive and having a great butt makes them attract.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
Well, most men don't have abs, so let's start there.
But I got I got a butt, Tommy, Tommy got
plenty of is high to.

Speaker 12 (01:18:41):
The time is up.

Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
We'll be back with more of a Steve Hardy Morning
Show twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, summer is one
month away, and it's that time of year when arguments
over the thermostead in the house heat up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
So to speak.

Speaker 9 (01:19:03):
Couples notoriously argue over it being too hot or too
cold in the house. So the US Department of Energy
weighed in on what the ideal household temperature should be
this summer. According to the report, the ideal temperature to
set your AC is seventy eight degrees seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
They're saying, what what what what?

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
What department?

Speaker 10 (01:19:29):
Is this your?

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
The US Department of Energy stee yes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
A lot married to Mardrie.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Cold Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
It wouldn't bother me.

Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
We live and most I think, all three of me,
and I think we all live in the meat lock
them got a cold now I do, and all of
us in ball hit it yea all the wait a minute,
wait If you look at Zoom right now, and I
asked you all this right here, ladies, ladies, look at

(01:20:04):
Joe Zoom right now, Look up at Jozoom.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Can you tell which one ain't ball hitting? And the
answer is no, call me? Can you tell who is
not ball hitting?

Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
Ju take your hand, ball all the way all right?
Coming up next we'll play around this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Time out, guys were around it. Would you rather? Would
you rather have no legs or no arms?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Can you just take one apiece?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
I no, no legs, no arms, man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
I got to have them.

Speaker 15 (01:21:37):
Okay, I'm gonna let you take them legs. I'm gonna
have them all.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Come on, Steve, no legs, no arms.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna need them. Mom, I can't grab nothing.
I can't beat up there. At least you got on.
You can get it. You can go somewhere. I can
drive them.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
You know you know how to be at wheelchairs and
stuff and all. I can you catch it? Strong man?

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Hey them dudes? Way you out?

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
Man? Yeah, wear you out. But I'm I'm just going
with I like what the way I am. I'm gonna
pass you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
And I'm sitting up here with my leg up on
the desk right now thinking if you wouldn't now, I
could just slumped down beat and fell out this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Chain, I slide out on the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
So would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom restroom?
Or would you rather get food poisoning?

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I gonna take that food poison I don't get food
poisoned here for yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
Let me gonna start throwing up because I'm not walking
barefoot in that public restroom.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
The German.

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
I'm throwing up either way.

Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
I just.

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
Yeah, but I got to bloat, torch the bottom of
myth feet with my cigar lighter, try.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
To sanitize your feet. I need to cross the burn
and sayings again.

Speaker 9 (01:23:19):
All right, I think we have three for food poisoning
on that one, if you're keeping score, all right? Would
you rather save the world but die as a hero
in the process, or save the world but no one knows?

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
Man blank this world? What is you talking about? I'm
finninga save it and then die? Why would I do that?
I'd rather just be here and see where the hell
gonna have me y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
I ain't the mask be no hero, no way. I
just want to be the survival.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Wind it in die last one. Would you rather scream
at each other? Or would you rather give each other
the silent treatment?

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Give each other?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
What show the silent treatment?

Speaker 10 (01:24:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Oh, I really I take the side of the treaty
because I want you to be quiet anyway.

Speaker 17 (01:24:16):
All right, all right, we're coming up at forty nine,
coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour. It's
our last break of the day, and we'll close out
the show with Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
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It's been a good day.

Speaker 7 (01:25:31):
I guess a lot of things have been on my
mind in terms of closing remarks because I try to
really really cheap people, especially good people who are trying
to stay on the straight and arrow and the positive,
and it gets difficult at times. I had a young
man text me the other day and said, big dog,

(01:25:52):
I just need some of your wisdom.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
I've been doing everything, man, I've been praying. My girl
is tripping. I don't know how to handle it. It
just seems like, man, that God ain't letting this thing
happen quick enough for me.

Speaker 13 (01:26:07):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
And I'm thinking about going back to my old ways, man,
but I don't want to. And so I was just
talking to him about a way to handle it. I
sent him, send him a couple of things, you know,
and he was talking about how hard it was, and
I just told him I said, look, man, being successful
is very, very difficult. If being successful were easy, come on,

(01:26:30):
how many times have you heard that? I don't even
have to say it again, everybody would be it. But
when you're going through something, folks, you have to understand
that you're being tested. You're being processed and tested, You're
being pushed through the furnace, you're being molded shaped. Sometime

(01:26:51):
you get real hot in that furnace and you turn liquid,
and it looked like you ain't gonna be nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
But he just pouring you into this mold. That's all
he doing.

Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
All the trials and tribulations and hard times and difficulties
that you find yourself facing, he just molding you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
He just getting you ready to receive it, because when
you get it, people are gonna come after it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
When you get it, people are gonna want it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:15):
When you get it, you're gonna draw attention all these
things you asking God for.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
When he give it to you.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
You gotta be ready to receive it, and you got
to know how to appreciate it and handle it when
you get it, and you got to be able to
stay in all the storms that come with it. Because
to whom much is given, much is required. So guess
what He requires a lot of you before he give.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
It to you.

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
It ain't just to whom much is given, much is required,
Meaning after those of you who get something that you
owe it to a bunch of people, you ain't got
to look at it just like that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
To whom much is given, much is required. That great
thing that you're asking God.

Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
For, that incredible thing that you want him to see
you through, Well, when he give it to you and
he see you through it, he gonna require something of
you to get through it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Now when he.

Speaker 7 (01:28:05):
Get through it, Now, guess what. You've been tested. You've
been five baptized, you've been ran through the meal.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
You can handle it. Now, you appreciate it. Now, you
worked for it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
Now you earned it, and you're gonna respect it a
little bit more than somebody who was just giving something.
So when you're going through something, you're being tested. You've
been pushed through the furnace. You come out on the
other side, you're gonna be fine, but you can't quit
for you get to the other side. One of the

(01:28:40):
things I set this young man was a plaque that
a guy sit in me when I was going through
some really dark moments in my life. The plaque said,
if you're going through hell, don't stop, keep going. If
you going through hell, don't stop keep going. Why would
you stop in hell? Let's think about that. And you

(01:29:04):
gotta watch the people in your life, man, because you
got If you're gonna allow people to make more withdraws
than deposits into your life, you gonna soon be in
the negative.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Sometimes you got to know when to close the accounts.

Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
You got some people in your life where you need
to close the accounts. No, no, no, no, No more
accounts receivable, no more accounts, pay a boat, no more
calling me every time it get dark in your life.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
And then when something.

Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Happened in mind, I can't find you nowhere. No more
one sided friendships, no more. I'm giving and you taking,
And when I need something, you ain't there. Oh excuse
I read something on snows page and I copied it,
and I'd have sent it to a couple of people already.
Excuse me for bothering you, my bad. I'm sorry. I

(01:29:56):
forgot you. Only fool with me when you need something.
Oh excuse me, I'm sorry, my bad. I don't mean
to bother you. I forgot you only fool with me
when you need something. If you allow people to make
more withdrawals than deposits in your life, you gonna soon

(01:30:16):
be in the negative. You got to know when the
close did, it counts everybody in your life right now.
You don't need them. You don't need them, not everybody.
Some people just ain't good for you. I don't know
if you notice it or not. You keep trying to
hang on in there and believe that they gonna be better.
You can pray for them too, But some people just

(01:30:40):
who they are now. Prayer changes thing. But if they
ain't praying for theirself, I don't really know how they work.
There are some people that can explain that I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
I just know.

Speaker 7 (01:30:51):
Man, when you keep on telling somebody something, they ain't listening,
and they keep bringing your bad news, and they always
the one man that you hear what they said it
about you? Man, you know what I need? Man, You
ain't gonna believe what happened to me. Oh man, I
can't get around there today. I'm tied up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
You're done. If you allow people to make more withdraws
than deposits in your life, you're gonna soon be in
the negative. You have to know when to close the accounts.
Just close the accounts. You'll be better for it. Those
are my closing remarks, big up, all right now wow.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
And uh huh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:31:32):
You can go ahead and drop it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
You can go ahead because some.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
People need to hear it. I don't know a person
that's trying to be anything that don't need to hear that.
I tell y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
One more thing.

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
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