FULL SHOW: Tommy's Cookout & The Lizard Story, Strawberry Letter - She's Got One More Time - 07.02.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 8 (02:16):
I can't even tell you, man. I've been doing some
thinking and and one of the things that I wanted
to mention today to you as one of the principles
of success, being grateful at all times is difficult to do.

(02:38):
Being grateful at all times is very difficult to do.
I find that to be true with myself. Now there
are others that might be able to do it, but
just from talking and listening and living and learning, being
grateful at all times is difficult to do.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
But it's necessary because.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
It's such an act of faith in knowing that no
matter what's going on, it's going to be alright, and
it's hard to see that when things are not going
in your favor, when things have turned so dramatically the
other way, and it seems as though you're the only

(03:24):
one in the situation where you're involved with other people,
or someone got an accusation against you falsely, or somebody
trying to do something to you unjustifiably, whatever the case
may be. When it's happening to you, it does appear
to you that, oh, my goodness, man, this is horribly

(03:45):
one sided. So it is difficult. It's hard to do
to be grateful at all times, but it's so necessary.
And I just want to point out a couple of
things to you. First of all, the difficulty in being
grateful in hard times is that number one, the present circumstances.

(04:08):
Oftentimes it's just so pressing and so overwhelming that a
lot of your energy is devoted to trying to come
up with the solution for that, or trying to muster
the strength to whether the storm, or trying to just
brace yourself to try to get through it, and in
doing that, you don't It's hard to be grateful. It's

(04:31):
hard to be grateful in pain, and I know it is,
But here is the trick for me. This is what
I've had to learn how to do, and I guess
it takes practice to get here. It's not nothing you
just start doing right away. You got to practice it
in small increments to really get it. What I've always

(04:52):
had to say to myself and what I've learned to
say to myself is this is happening to me because
God is working me through something. This is happening to
me because it's some form of tests that I have
to pass in order to graduate to the next grade,
and that in order to be allowed to move to

(05:13):
the next level.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
This is happening to me.

Speaker 8 (05:17):
Because there's something I need to purge my life, of
my body, of my spirit, of something's purging in me.
And when you purge something, it's it's painful. You know,
It's like a person getting off drugs. The withdrawal is agonizing.
I've been told and every documentary I've ever watched it

(05:39):
it's an agonizing process to go cold turkey, to withdraw,
to pull away after you've been doing something so long.
And so I know that this process is tough when
you're going through some pain, But when you're purging your system,
when you when you're having to pass a test, when

(06:02):
you're about to make when you're being made ready for
the next level. That moment right in there, in realizing
that that's what's happening, that's where you find the gratitude.
That's where I found the gratitude. I hope I'm explaining
this correctly. I'm gonna keep trying until I get it.
But that's where you find the gratitude. The second part

(06:27):
of it is is that God has never left me
in all the things I've done, in all the mistakes
I've made, all the lies I've told, all the situations
I've gotten myself into, from being greedy and wanting too
much for me at the expense sometimes of other people,

(06:52):
not doing it deliberately or in a vindictive way, because
I've never had that spirit. I'm not a thing or
a mean person, but sometimes in my life, in wanting
to do what I wanted to do, I didn't totally
weigh out the cause and effect of the other person.
I mean, can I just be real with you with that?

(07:15):
I mean, how many times we'd done all done that? Look,
it doesn't it don't make you a bad person. You know,
good people do bad things all the time, I just
happened to have come to the realization that unknowingly and
and not and not with malice intent towards a person,

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I've hurt people looking at something I wanted to do
without really looking at what the cause and effect would
be on the other person.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
So in doing some of these things, I've created situations
for myself.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
But God, through his grace and mercy, has allowed me
to even get beyond that. So when I'm saying that
God has never left me in spite of myself, He's
always gotten me through. So that's the other part of
it too. See that no matter what you're going through,
you've got to understand that God has always gotten you

(08:13):
through it now has any Now that may not be
the way you want it or the way you liked,
but guess what, you can't do wrong and not pay
for that.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Now that that's not how this works, that's never going
to be the case.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
But the great thing about God is he fires warning
shots at us all the time. He gives us an
opportunity to stop. You know, he don't fully punish us
right away every time we do something wrong.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Now does it?

Speaker 8 (08:38):
You know eventually you're going to get caught doing whatever
it is you're doing. You do understand that, don't you.
But the first time, that close call, that was a
warning shot for you to stop. Look, I know you're
not perfect. I know we all sinners down here, so
I know you're gonna make mistakes. One time, I know
you was looking at her when you weren't supposed to.
I know you said something to him when you were

(09:00):
supposed to. I know you got with her when you
know you wasn't supposed to. And I know you got
with him when you know you weren't supposed to. So
I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm a fire
warning shot, and maybe you'll slow your roll this time.
But we keep on though. See see see that's what happens.
See we just keep on and then the next thing,
you know, we get caught. Now, Oh Lord, have mercy.

(09:22):
I want out of this.

Speaker 9 (09:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well, see, you done dug this hole pretty deep, and
he gonna get you out.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
But it's some things that's got to go down now
because you didn't pay attention to the warning shot. See,
had you stopped the first time, you felt bad about
it and said you wasn't gonna do it no more?
The situation wouldn't be as critical, but because we don't stop,
and we go again. But God always forgives, He always
allows us to get back up again. He always gives

(09:51):
us a mercy. He always gives us his grace. He
always does that.

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Everybody, gets your attitude together, get your gratitude together, get
your altitude together. But it starts with gratitude that affects
your attitude, that has direct correlation with your altitude.

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Speaker 8 (11:35):
Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mouth of the South, Mississippi,
Monica kill Space. They call him Junior and the legend
that is Nephew Tommy Junior.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
What today? Pray tale? Yes, unc, let me ask you
to say, could it be? Now?

Speaker 11 (11:50):
You know you give your do you be hard on yourself?
Do you give yourself enough credit? I know a lot
of people. Yeah, you know, that's the thing I'm thinking
about because I thought about, well, I'm at today and
my birthday coming up, and do I give myself enough
credit for what I done?

Speaker 8 (12:05):
I think I should be doing something more. Well, the
problem with us is we are always in chase mode
and we're not enough in gratitude. Mold And I'm guilty
of the same thing because I'm extremely hard on myself
and people around me have to tell me all the time,
you trip it, you need to slow down, you need

(12:28):
to enjoy your life a little bit more because of
the work you've put in and you've done.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
But that comes from not enough gratitude.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
And I'm very guilty of this myself, jun Because see,
we're so busy in the chase game that we failed
to realize how much we dine caught.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
See, you've been chasing, but you also been catching.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
And when you fail to realize how much you've caught,
your focus is on the chase, and then you lose
the gratitude of what you've caught. So you as your
birth they approaches and you realize that I'm not where
I want to be.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
But can you not also realize that you ain't where
you was? Shirt Man? Well, I'm sorry. You need to
go somewhere and sit down. Man, shut up.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
More, because I all you gotta do is think back
when it wasn't going this well, all right, all more
gratitude affect your attitude, which is direct correlation with your altitude.
See y'all come back with more Steve haf Mortar show.
Right after that, I got Hirley. Don't even worry about it.
Come up next, pray Phono call.

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Speaker 1 (14:26):
What you got for is nest.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Surely it is PSC. PSC. That is pro state check on.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Let's go get the old PSC prostate check.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger. Is Roger? My
name is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you on
my schedule. I'm supposed to come buy your house tomorrow
morning about seven to fifteen. I just want to give
you a call and give your heads up and let
you know we will be there about seven fifteen. From
my understanding, you go to work yet, Oh you say
you who? I'm a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll

(15:01):
be there tomorrow. I got you on my schedule for
Monday morning, and I'll be there at least about seventy
to fifteen. From my understanding, you go to work at
seven thirty, and my proced is only gonna take a
couple of minutes. But I wanted to you a friendly
call and let you know that I will be by
there tomorrow morning.

Speaker 13 (15:16):
What's the PSC PFC? What is a PSC?

Speaker 5 (15:19):
PSC? Sir? PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
fourteen years. Now?

Speaker 13 (15:26):
What is PSC specialist?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
What you do?

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Oh? You're not I'm sorry you're not familiar.

Speaker 13 (15:30):
How you got me on the schedule? I ain't trying
using nothing?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Oh I got you on my list here. I don't
know who puts you on here, but you've just been
paid for on everything for me to come by and
do my job. And like I said, only take me
a couple of minutes and I'll have you on your way.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
How do you do my number?

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Take again?

Speaker 13 (15:46):
How did you get my phone number?

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Sir? Everything I have I got, I got twenty stops tomorrow,
and I got you schedules as my first stop tomorrow morning.
I don't know I got your phone number I do
have your address. Are you at drive?

Speaker 13 (16:01):
Yeah, that's my ass just but I'm not schedule for
nobody to come to my house in the morning. I
gotta go to work in the morning.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
I'm not gonna be here right right. My understanding from understanding,
you pull out about seven thirty, and I'm gonna get
there seven fifteen. Like I said, you know, the procedure
only takes about two three minutes, and.

Speaker 13 (16:16):
We tell about everybody my information, you know, when I
leave home and everything.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Who is it? Like I said, my name is Greg,
I'm a PSC, and I'll be there.

Speaker 13 (16:24):
Okay, you said that, I ready, you'll see me tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
I'm sorry. I just want to give your friend the
call here on Sunday. I'll let you know that i'll
be there. I'll be there about seven fifteen and we'll
get you taken care of it, and then I'll let
you get on any way to work.

Speaker 13 (16:34):
You still ain't telling me what I supposed to what
you're supposed.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
To be doing, sir, A PSC is PSC. I'm a
pro state checker and what I'll be doing is coming
in and checking your pro state tomorrow. Oh well, now you.

Speaker 13 (16:45):
Ain't coming here and check my five state. I gave
my pro state check. But my doctor, who was you
talking about? Come to check my five state.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Now at my house?

Speaker 13 (16:51):
You ain't coming to check my And you.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Know what, I get this all the time. I get
a lot of people that are in denial, a lot
of men that that claim that they say I have.

Speaker 13 (17:00):
Stayed is fined my price state check just at the
beginning of this year. Man, you don't need to come
to my eye checking my price.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
State, sir.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
A lot of people, a lot of men are in
denial saying that they got it checked and they got it.
A lot of times we find out they haven't. And
there has to be a reason. If I got you
on my list and it's paid, somebody is paid one
hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come out
there and check.

Speaker 13 (17:19):
It, Well, he still be happy you paid uns twenty
five dollars.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
This is a lesson job. You have to do that
because you're not come.

Speaker 13 (17:24):
And check my prive state, sir.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by there
tomorrow and I'm seven big pen. I'm putting my rubber
glove on with a little bit of jail on it
and I am gonna check your price state, and then
I'll let you get on the work.

Speaker 13 (17:34):
Well, I'll tell you what that rubble glove ain't going
nowhere near me, home boy. I'll tell you what you've
pad on over my eyes if you want to. It's
not gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be nice.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
With you in your rubber glove.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Sir might have had to stick a rubber glove up yo.

Speaker 13 (17:46):
When I'm done with you, and I'll be comfortab by
my eye talking about taking my price state.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Sir, sir, do you realize that this is the leading
calls to black men? Do you realize that I understand
that all right, the black men three out of five
black me and or lost every year is dumb? So
you ought to be very grateful that someone is sending
me by there to check it and make sure you're okay.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm grateful that I.

Speaker 13 (18:08):
Can pay for a doctor that I go to every
at once a year. Man, you're gonna have to tell
to my hogh time I sticking no rubber glob of me.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Man, it's phone with you, sir, sir.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
with you. My job is to give you a friendly
call and let you know that I'm coming all right
now tomorrow morning. Listen. I don't want to hear anymore
of it. Tomorrow morning. I'm there at seven fifteen, and
you're gonna get your prostate checked, whether you like it
or not.

Speaker 13 (18:30):
Well, you bad, don't body here dead.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I showed me here.

Speaker 13 (18:32):
You bay your bad Thank you bad enough to come
over here and check my pristate?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
You bay it.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
I'm gonna make it so you just be ready at
seven fifteen that you're gonna get your prostate check.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I want to let you go on the work case.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
Comes you come on over here if you want. You
you know my address and all my which time I
go to work and everything.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
You you bag your back. Don on men if you
want to.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
I don't care if I gotta come over there, sir
and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm coming
to check your prostate at seven fifteen tomorrow morning.

Speaker 13 (18:59):
You will you bring your math turn over there? You
you think you know who I am, what I need
over here? You come on over here and you.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Do what you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
More wherever they wrong, you're gonna be taking something.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Else besides me you're gonna.

Speaker 13 (19:11):
Be checking on you may you don't know where if
you want to shere wron, get your p out of
here and be coming.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
To my house today.

Speaker 13 (19:17):
But you you tell somebody talking about I needed pro
state check or something, somebody on the phone talking out
I need a prostate or something. You bring your I'll
tell you what. I'll be here when you get here.

Speaker 14 (19:28):
You bring it.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
In the molle going wrong, you may walk it.

Speaker 13 (19:35):
If you may be whirled away from this.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
You may if you want to.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
I'm gonna have my glove on the marrow and I'm
gonna be checking your prostates. I tell you what you
ain't in.

Speaker 13 (19:44):
The mall and where you want to talk about checking
the prior state, You're gonna be checking your own pride state.
Because I'm telling you what I got something for you
come from here, You bring your bad You think you're
mad enough to come off here and check if I'm
over here, you come.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
On with it.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
I got one more wig I need to say to
you all. You're listening, But what day you got to
say to me?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Now?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
You and he told me you got to tell me
that are you listening to me?

Speaker 13 (20:03):
This bad down over here?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
You're gonna be here.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
I'm gonna be over there. But I got one more
thing I want to say. Are you listening what you
got to say to me?

Speaker 13 (20:10):
Man?

Speaker 5 (20:11):
This nephew tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Who you say he was? Again?

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Hey man, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Man. Your homeboy got me to prank phone.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Call you, Chris Dam Harvey. I tell me by man.
All right, Roger boy, y'all about to make me go out.

Speaker 13 (20:47):
I'm wondering who the hell donna come out on somebody?

Speaker 5 (20:49):
How to do it?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Prostag they on regular basis like that? Yeah, yeah, I
got me.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm gonna get him back.

Speaker 13 (20:58):
Boy, I can't believe you do me like that.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
I'm gonna go over there and check his pride state.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
You only think you get here checked on the regular.

Speaker 13 (21:05):
I want to have somebody to come check mine.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 13 (21:16):
Steve Harvey Morning Show Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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All right, come on, Oh my God, all right, if
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Speaker 12 (21:26):
Coming up next is ask the CLO. The Chief Love
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Speaker 12 (22:12):
It is time to ask the CLO. Okay Jenna and
Lake Charles Wright. Last month I got laid off, but
I kept my company cards. I want to fill up
my pantry and get some toiletries on the card. What's
the worst that can happen?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Should I use it? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (22:30):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
What I used a card?

Speaker 8 (22:32):
I fill up my pantry, I fill up my tank,
I fill up my clooset, or lay me off? I
tell you what, dude, let me tell you something. When
she says she got laid off, chances are you ain't
coming back. Very few people getting laid off and bought
back based on that stat Right there, I'm filling up

(22:54):
the pantry, the gas tape, the closet, the living room,
filling up everything.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Technically, you're still an employee, right technically.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Technically, and these are things now that you've laid me
off and set me around this house, I have now
discovered a lot of things I need that I think
the company's respond so I could better do my job.
I need a bigger TV so I can get better
informed of the news so when I come back to work,
I'll be more informed.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
As an employee.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
I've definitely got to take care of my nutrition, so
therefore I have hired me a chef and I got
a meal plan sent in from Sunfair. Also, I've decided
that I've got to get in better physical shape so
we can avoid the next layoffs. So I am a
brand new gym membership and trainer. And yes, in case

(23:50):
now I'm in therapist. Since you laid me off, it
has messed my mental love and so now I have
a therapist Okay, so I can cope with this, this
suddenness of my unemployment nearly.

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you got that. Jenna.

Speaker 12 (24:10):
Moving on to Misha in Chicago. Misha says, my brother
and my sister in law have split up, and she
asked to stay with me for the weekend. I let
her come to my house and she is a wreck.
Should I tell her he's a whore and to leave
him or keep lying to her and saying it will
get better soon, Well, the key.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
Is to get her back out of the house. What
you got, Yeah, you know, No, don't worry about it. Hi,
she already hurt. She's a wreck. Yeah, yeah, your brother.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Is a whore, she said, Yeah, that's what she said.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Well, your brother is a whore, and the horrors have
been over here sleeping in the bed you wied. So no,
I just want to mentally put that in your head.
So you probably don't want to sleep in that bed
than they do. And my brother watched TV on this couch.
You probably don't want.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Of that, none of that on you either, So you know,
get her out your house?

Speaker 10 (25:08):
Yes, yeah, by betraying her brother, Well that's what we
didn't know.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Her brother was a whore. That's who she told us. Yeah,
all right, so get her out of the house.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
Okay, I'd be offended if you called me a whole
pretty strong, pretty strong. We're shutting it up, and I'll
understand mobile.

Speaker 12 (25:36):
You don't want the dictionary term. Okay, no, the technical
term here.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
We start with no w.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
Moving on to Dominica and New Mexico.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
Dominica says I was getting a pedicure the other day
and my nail tech told me that my husband was
in there last week. He didn't mention that he got
a pedicure, and he usually just gets his nails done.
It's a customary for men to keep their feet done.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
What I'll get them all the time, customer. Yeah, but something.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Hey, now he got somebody he got that's seeing these
speech now, you know that's that's.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
What it's fat. I don't get over the day. I'm
not gonna see the summer touch you sandals and stuff there.

Speaker 8 (26:22):
Please, I can't have my feet hang all the nails
all over the front of you.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
I don't have that, you know, no, you need it now.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
He getting pettic kids, But you know, dang for you though,
That's what anyone used to tell you he was going
down there.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, so I don't know what Pito is up to, Dominico, but.

Speaker 12 (26:46):
You need to check into So she's really asking me
wrong question. Is it customary for men to keep their
feet done?

Speaker 8 (26:55):
It is customary for a lot of men to keep
their feet down. My wife told me, hen't coming in
here with all.

Speaker 10 (27:03):
Your heels slicing up my legs right and the linen.

Speaker 12 (27:08):
Yeah, you gotta get your feet done. It's just part
of grooming, all right. Last one, Steve, This is from
a glow in Charlotte Glow Rights. I am a fifty
year old single woman and I'm dating a man I
met online. Fifty eight fifty eight year old single woman
and I'm dating a man I met online. We're meeting

(27:29):
up at the hotel this weekend to be together for
the first time. I have not had sex in four years,
so I don't even know if I remember how to
Should I be honest with him?

Speaker 14 (27:41):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Whole lot wrong? First, I want to listen to me.
How is the first time you meeting up with him
to have sex? Y'all? Don't want to meet up with
him and see how tall he is?

Speaker 8 (27:53):
You don't want to meet up with him and see
if he been showing you a headshot and he ain't
really three seventy below the neck. You don't want to
do none of that. You don't want to see if
you really like him in person. You just finished meet
up and have sex, and you fifty eight years old,
talking about you done forgot how to do it. This
is a bicycle girl, That's what they say is sex
is a bicy comes right back to care.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I don't know how it ain't. It ain't nothing to remember.

Speaker 12 (28:18):
But see what did he say to get her at
the because it's been four years?

Speaker 10 (28:23):
Is that it's been four.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Years and you fifty eight and don't nobody else? Won't you?
Oh wow, okay, wait a minute, did you just say
and he is say that to her? That's where her
head is.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
I'm fifty eight, I ain't had nobody in this in
a while, and who else gonna want me?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
And I think I'm lucky that I found this man.
I'm finished sleep with him. Friday declaration. You know, lady,
you done just took.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
All caution to the wind. And you know what, I
just stopped telling women about the ninety day rule and
all this here because they not listening because what's happening today,
it's not the ain't nobody listening?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
He hain't nobody listen, gonna do what you want to do?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
So it ain't been four years. They ain't gonna last long.
It's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
This.

Speaker 12 (29:13):
This just sounds crazy to me. So she wants to
know should she be honest with him and tell him
that that she may have forgot what.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Years?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Ain't he gonna say? That's all right?

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Yes, I'm gonna tell you right now, girl, don't left
that father. You look, I'm gonna tall he look, I'm
gonna take my time. Yeah, I tell you it's been
four year for me too.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
We've been to find our way through this together.

Speaker 15 (29:39):
Let's see how the first time can at the hotel,
like you said, at the hotel, just ye, sit your
old down, so lady, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (29:50):
All right, we're moving on.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Thank you, Cello.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Steve Harvey Moore on The show Man, Ain't nobody playing
with y'all. This show, I have said a thousand times,
is for enlightenment, entertainment, entertainment and inspiration. And entertainment is
a big part of this show. A lot of Loss
eight listeners because you don't get the joke. I'm not
apologizing for nothing, and I ain't preparing. No, I'm sorry

(30:15):
statement I tell you, Joe and for living. And if
you didn't like the joke, tune in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I have others. After you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (30:36):
All right, Tommy, So before we went to break you
said you there was something you wanted to get off
your chest.

Speaker 10 (30:41):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I gotta get some things off my chest.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
This is it.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm not going to any more cookouts no more. That's it.
I'm done. What's why I got invited to it? I
got invited to a cookout. Brother invited about fifteen people.
I say, cool. Now, when you get invited to a cookout,
you call you know what you need? You need me
bring it?

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Thing?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Soda?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
You know, bok, you saw paper time. These are the
kind of things you bring to a cookout.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
All right.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Then you might even bring a compliment of bottle of wine,
you know, just to show you got a little class.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
That's what you do. But for you to tell me
that you want me to bring something, and I say cool,
What you need air filters and three bags of mulch.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
That's a little bit fun. Fetch right there, though. This
ain't got nothing to do with cooking. Then I get there,
I get that.

Speaker 14 (31:31):
There.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
You basically got me running your errands on stuff that
you need. I get that. Derek there, Derek, say what
you said? I said he wanted some air fields and
some up.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Derek says, man, I had to get some tulpaste and
then pick up his mama prescription.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
That you got us doing dog cook out here? What
cook out is this?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Man?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Kendrick?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Kendrick pull up in his truck. He rolled around to
the backside of the patio. When he come around, he
got two cases of diapers and some fabulosa.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
What is we doing?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Man?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
This ain't nonna cook our dog? What is this you're doing? Now?
What broke the camera back?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Was this?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
This is the last straw? Danny rolls up? Danny roll up.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
I'm thinking, okay, I ain't seen no bobecue sauce. I said,
well maybe Danny bringing Danny roll up. Danny got eight
bags of concrete and sixteen fence posts.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
What is man?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
What talk?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
What is hey?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
What we're doing?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Man?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
What's we doing? You could have put a fence up.
We got a march, We got your mama prescription.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
We got diapers, and I'm done. Man, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done no more in my own house. That was
all the cookouts at my house. Now I'm not cooking off.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I know what can happen in my house.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
You ever get a meal, that's what.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
And that's another thing took about.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
That took about three plus more hours before we actually
hate something.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I'm done. Hey, man. By the time y'all put them
fish posty and y'all was hungry. Though I had to.
I had to build a back.

Speaker 12 (33:23):
Yeah, come on, man, but everybody, everybody brought the stuff
that he asked for.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Though, everybody but but, but but but your mama prescription.

Speaker 10 (33:34):
Though, come on, man, appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
They you You any trouble, that's it. That's just little
something I wanted to get off my chest. I just
need to get it off my chests real quickly.

Speaker 12 (33:45):
Well, Carla, you just saw a small lizard or a
little geico in your house?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yes, girl, I had a fit. I called I'm sorry,
like you need to stop that call like the insurance echo.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
So what happened?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Now he was crawling in the house by the fireplace. Girl,
I jumped on the castle.

Speaker 10 (34:06):
You don't you don't like snakes.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I don't like none of that past snake.

Speaker 10 (34:12):
So okay, So Steve, I gotta ask you.

Speaker 12 (34:14):
Have you ever seen any kind of lizard or gecko
or anything crawling and it frightened you in your house
or it made you scared?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
No, I've never had lizard? And how what had spider?

Speaker 8 (34:26):
Now we've been on vacation and we were in Africa.
As a matter of fact, I taken the family. And
when I say lizard, now listen to me. We in Africa.
Don't worry about gecko. That little green thing they talk
on the coming. Now, that ain't what had got in
lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little bit

(34:47):
more What what you're gonna do?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
This was?

Speaker 8 (34:51):
This was the mama, you know, I'm gonna stomp you
and then I'm gonna stomp you. It's what I thought
that lizard was in Lloyd was gonna take a shower.
She started running the water. I don't know how this
big thing ain't got in a shower, but it's probably
about almost a foot long, almost a ruler.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Ruler. It wasn't real big and heavy, but it was
about a foot long with the tail there for.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Yeah, So she come running out show now we're in Africa.
So now I got I ain't just busted in there.
She out with the towel around her in the living
room in front of the whole family. So we got
to think before we just run in there, because.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
This Africa, this is do I need it?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Gon?

Speaker 14 (35:42):
What is?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Because I was thinking rhinoceros or something like that. So
I said, Lord, what is it? And she just shaking.
I'm like, God, I got that.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
I can't go.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I believe go get it.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
I'm not gonna go in there until I get more
information that people at the large day ain't here because
we're in the villa. Yeah, we probably about maybe fifty
yards from the main lodge. So you know, I said, right,
I get her to calm down. She said, I don't
know what it is, but it's so big and it's

(36:15):
in the shower. I knew the shower was glass. I said,
was it on the floor? She said, was in the
middle of the wall. I said, okay, I go in there.
I see this big lizard in the middle of the
wall and I said, no, that scared me too. There's
something Daddy. Everybody behind me.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So now I'm daddy.

Speaker 8 (36:38):
I gotta do something. So I'm looking so I then
I hear, don't kill it. Somebody in the don't kill it.
All the kids, don't kill it. Daddy, set it free.
Hear you think I'm finna open up doors. I'm not
opening this door.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Well, you know what we in the jim.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
No, I know how to stat If I walked him out,
through him outside and told all the kids I let
him out, he gone.

Speaker 10 (37:12):
So you're just out and out live.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, okay. The last question.

Speaker 10 (37:20):
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Speaker 10 (37:59):
It is now for a rounded would you rather? Would
you rather? Guys have a sexy first name, or just
have a foreign accent.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Tell me a sexy tom Me, No, it ain't tell
me Tom is Italian word?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
You mean, baby t?

Speaker 10 (38:21):
What would you rather have a foreign Would you rather
have a foreign accent? Junior?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
I have sixty first names. I'll just go with the
foreign accent, kerk accent with it's key pier Kia.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Don't nobody know that we've been calling you kid the
whole time. You need another at the end of that name.
It's pier.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I know it ain't knowing k when the last time
y'all called this Kiera is sexy? Okay, I'll give you that, Junior. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
your name k stay Yeah all right. I rather just
get pretty much already got an accent?

Speaker 12 (39:11):
Yeah yeah, all right. You would you guys rather be
heckled on stage? Or would you rather have your exes
on the front row while you're performing? Watch one hell
them on the front row?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Is heling me? Yeah? Si your exit. They ain't gotta
say nothing. That's heckling.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
You're talking about all your eXess Yeah, or that.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Be a hell of a show boy. We got to
get through this sett though.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
A couple of me to see me though. Yeah, yeah,
back then, you don't want me. Now you're on the
front row, you all loan me? Yeah yeah, yeah, well
yeah yeah yeah yeah. I bet you never thought you'd
have to be on the front row. Missed it, Yeah,
I bet you. Yeah, everybody thought I'd never be on state. Yeah,

(40:10):
come on, all of them?

Speaker 10 (40:12):
All right?

Speaker 12 (40:12):
Would you rather have four wives and four different homes
or would you have rather have one wife in a
tiny house.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
I can't do that tiny house with you. I got that.
I'm gonna go take them four wives, and I'm gonna
take them fow wives.

Speaker 8 (40:24):
I'm not coming in that tiny house because there's no
way I could stay married in the tiny house. Why not,
because I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. It's
just you're not gonna survive that. It don't matter. It
don't matter what you can. You can eat coal law
all day. I'm tell you what. I don't know what
it is, but you you can do whatever you wanted.

(40:45):
You're not in a tiny house. I don't want you eat.
You drank Baker Dell. You drank similar when Yo's in
that tiny house. See, the problem is what you then
ate all these years before. That's lying in your colding.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
It's that's today's Rondo. Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is Spike Lee. Hey,
this is Mary J. Blood Yo. This is Steven A. Smith. Hey,
this is Saka Kahan. You have no idea what it is.
This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Shows.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
get ready.

Speaker 12 (41:31):
We consulting an expert because we wanted to know the
real deal.

Speaker 10 (41:34):
Okay, Steve is here with his breakup handbook.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
All right, Jesus, Things that you need to have in
mind after the break up. Most of this is for
fellows because when we take a break off hard, it's ugly.
It's ugly out there.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Now.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
These are things from Steve Harvey's break Up Handbook, How
to act when you break up?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
All right. Now, here's rule number one. You are allowed
only one drunk die.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
You know how you call them up when you drunk?
You only get the one. And it sounds like something
like this, Hello is me?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
You know who me is? Don't play with me? You
know who me is? I don't play with my emotions.
Me you know who me is, get one, get one
of them all right. Now, here's the next rule.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
You are not allowed to roll up on your X
just cause you see the car parked outside the club,
the restaurant, or church.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Don't go on down. You can't do that ship we
broke up here.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
I can't go in there.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
But I see you can know you can't roll up
on them.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
In that.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Nah, I gotta say you do with church later on,
but just stay that stay out right. You can't roll
up on them. Oh that she is, I'm gonna go
in now, Oh that he is. I'm going in there.
You can't do that car look at all right.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Next one, y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both
parties for at least four months.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Nobody else over there. You get to go to the
spot at least for months. Keep it one hundred. Here's
another one.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Okay, Texting your favorite song to each other is off limit.

Speaker 16 (43:58):
You can listen to it, you can cry to it.
You're playing over and over, but you can't send me.
I'm trying to move on and I'm killing you.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Now, listen to this.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
All y'all stuff, all possessions is collected at one time,
and one time over. Anything that's left behind will be
thrown away by boat parties. Keep coming over here looking for.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Stuff my redshirt. You can't keep coming back over here.
I got coming to you in the closet looking for
your tank top. You hit the big one right here.
Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Around one friends with your mama, and you can't be
friends with mama.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Come.

Speaker 10 (45:16):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
You're trying to pick up some greens and you in
here talking rolling your eyes when I walk in the door.
Here's the next one. All parties, she find a new
church home. Yes, but yeah, yeah together. I love Wick.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
All your friends should be divided up equally, except the
ones you.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Hate you can have them here. Another one. No posting
of new pictures. Yeah yeah, you know, like her naked
on him, dressed up like the Easter Brook, you know,
the private What about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish

(46:07):
just all right, old.

Speaker 12 (46:10):
Naked all right, Well, nephew, tell me has a prank
fall coming up and we'll finish out Steve's break up
rules right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

(46:31):
and the subject is she got one more time?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
And I mean we've all heard that.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
That.

Speaker 12 (46:42):
We'll find out what that's all about in just a
few but right now, the nephew is here with today's
prank phone call.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
What you got for his neph what's on the menu.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
It's a little rough this morning, but we're gonna have
to do it. We're gonna have to ask some tough questions.
And it's here. I need you to come show you,
but come show you butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we
need to see you. But hey, hey, y'all, we done
got in the situation. It's a car missing, okay, all right.

(47:12):
Last thing the lady saw was the boy jumped the
fence cold with pants pocket on his butt. Last thing
she saw his butt. We need to see your butt
to make sure it ain't you. I'm just saying that, Okay,
hold on, but identification. No, it's a butt lineup. We
should have put a whole butt line up in there.
It's gonna be about seven eight butts in that and

(47:33):
we got to figure out which one every one that
stole my mama car. But we're gonna get to the
We're gonna get to the bottom of it. Okay, maybe
that's the name of it. We're gonna get to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
But come tell you. But let's go cat though markus.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Yeah, this Marcus was up. Hey, man, dude, you know
anything about it? Lincoln being stolen?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
A linkom being stolen? No, Man, I don't know nothing
about no Lincolns. Who is this man?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
You know about the Lincoln getting stolen?

Speaker 8 (48:05):
Man?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Who is this man?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I don't know nothing about No Lincoln being stolen?

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Man?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
How you get my number? Man?

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Hey, dog, hold slow down. First of all, I'm trying
to ask you. Somebody just stole my mama Lincoln. Man,
and I'm asking they say you know something about it,
or you was one of them that did, or do
you know anything about a link? Man?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Man, I don't know nothing about No Lincoln being stolen? Man, Man,
who is calling my house with this here?

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Man?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I don't know nothing about no Lincoln being stolen.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Man, my name is Craig. Man. Somebody stole my mama
lincolor and they say you was one of the ones
that probably had did it? Man?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Hold hold dog, who is who who is?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Who is we?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I don't know nothing about no Lincoln bere stolen. Let
me tell you something. Man called my house with this
here about the Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Look, man, I'm on paper. Man, I don't do no
like that still legally. Man, you know what I'm standing. Man,
I don't get out like that.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I don't know who told you that, man, or how
you got my number? Man, But I ain't stolen your
mama Lincoln.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Man, Okay, hold up there. That then you don't mind
coming downtown because what am was? The lady next door
saw who took it and the dude that she say,
the dude jumped the fence and tow his pants in
the back pocket, got tore off, and she saw the dude.
But so what we want you to do it come
down and get in the lineup and everybody gonna show that.

(49:16):
The lady say she know that, but when she see it.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Head on, No, man, you want to be I your mine?
Think I'm gonna come downtown in the fire player. Now,
I'm not gonna come downtown to show my well what
I will do for you, I'll show my on this man,
you think your mama Lincoln is that my house. You
can come get that say, man.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Is your but the one that she saw come over
that fence. Man, That's all I want to know.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Man, Who is you?

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Man?

Speaker 10 (49:43):
Who is you?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Man?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Call in my house? Man and and apcusing me of
killing your mama's part man would have had?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Is you? Man?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Are you crazy or something?

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Man? Listen, man, I'm not trying to go back and
forth with you. Dog. I'm just trying to get to
the bottom of who stole my mama car Dog, That's
really what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
You understand, and Cord, what are you talking about? Man?
I ain't stole no Lincoln. Man, that ain't shown that.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
I ain't got no problem showing your butt to this lady. Man,
because the lady says she know this. But when she
said did you did you crawl over the fence and
tear your pants and the lady saw your butt? She
know it when she see it.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Man, Look, man, I was checking.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Man.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Boy identified me by looking at my That's what she saw, man,
She saw that.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
What it wasn't Man?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
What my Now you got my name?

Speaker 5 (50:29):
No? No?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
No, you Marcaus ain't you? Yeah? I'm marcal Okay right.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
And don't quit acting like you ain't never been in
no trouble before.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Man.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
They already say you be getting in and out of trouble.
So what I want to know whether is you the
one stole my mama? Lincoln?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Man, I'm paid for what I done. Man, you did,
but I ain't show your mama Lincoln. Man.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Hey, man, let me tell you this right here, not
them been locked up.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Man, But I'll tell you what I go again. If
you come down here trying to take my downtown and
to show my I'm not gonna have it. Man, just
because your mama car got thrown, I ain't had nothing
to do with that.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Man.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Say, man, look, either you gonna come downtown willingly. I'm
gonna come to your house and drag you out, man,
and bring you down there so this lady can see
your butt. Man, Like I say you, she know the
butt when she's sitting there. If it ain't your butt,
you ain't got nothing to worry about. But you're gonna
have to come downtown and show us.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Matt, Matt, who in the hell is you? Man? You
ain't no law man, You ain't no detective, You ain't
no fire man. Man. Who in the hell is you? Man?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Yeah, I'm the one time can I'm the person trying
to figure out who stole my mama Lincoln. Man, that's
what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Man, I'll tell you what. You can. Come over here
to my house, man, and I'll show you my man.
This is a man.

Speaker 10 (51:37):
I ain't had nothing to do with this man.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
You talking about bringing the laws to my house and
taking my down? Take him out?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
What kind of what kind of this is? Man? Man,
I'm telling you I don't have nothing to do with
your mama caught being solder man. But I ain't coming
downtown to show my man. That's not the question.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
I ain't got no problem coming to get it now.
That one point, I ain't got no problem doing.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I ain't come on, come on get me then, hey, man,
ain't get my Hey man.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
I'm gonna say it one more time. Were coming to
your house, dragging you out and taking you downtown if
you don't want to go by yourself.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Man, I ain't got in colorp with that man, because
I have been down. Man, I'd have been down.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Man.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I done paid for my clients, man, I done paid
for my client. But it ain't nobody goin to come
get me from my house talking about taking me downtown
and showing my if you want you come to my house. Man,
you hear me, because I ain't fraid to go back down, man,
and I will go back down if you come over
my house with me about getting my strength.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Hey man, I'm just saying we need to the lady.
Just need to see it, man, to see if it's
the right one or not the right one. That's all
you gotta do is put it down just a little bit,
so seek and see it.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Man. Man, Man, I'm not finna do that. Man. I
don't even know who the hell you are. Man, How
do you even get my information?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Man?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
How do you get my number?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Man?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
You need to get out my phone with this hell? Man,
this is a man.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Hey man, you know what, Man, I'm not finna go
back and forth with you no more. You're gonna have
to bring your butt down here to the station. I'm
coming down there, ragged you out your house to take
I'm through talking about this now, you hear me.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Look, look, man, come on, get me man, you want
my man, Come on, get me?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Man?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
You did hey man, let who.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
You nailed it up? I tell you what, man, I
got one more thing I need to say to you.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
You listen to me. I'm listening man.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
This his nephew, timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Oh hell no, man, Hello man, y'all. Man, look man,
y'all had me thinking, Man, I'm gonna go back to
this penitantrum man. Then you're talking about my man. I
didn't show no in the penitentiary and I ain't gonna
show now now. Man, come on, man, come on here.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
What you know? What?

Speaker 14 (53:42):
What?

Speaker 5 (53:42):
What? What? What?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Ignorant?

Speaker 10 (53:44):
You know that was so stupid.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I'm showing you. But gonna line to everybody else everybody
and let us know, but went over the way? Everybody,
faith all drop your trial. We that lady know what?
But she's out.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Okay, gonna be like eight nine bus just lined up
and we're gonna figure out which one the one went
over that fence.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
He's not gonna be able to tell him apart.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Number two, number four, years, number five, Booty five, Booty five,
the booty four.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Y'all stay here, y'all, stay here, Which one, ma'am ma'am
the one with the freckles? Yeah, boot to seth, don't
go nowhere, don't go nowhere.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Tattoo recipe for disaster.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Stay right there, Booty five, Booty foe, boot of seal.
Everybody else can leave. We need all of them to
stay right here. We're gonna figure out exactly which one
of them went over that fence.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
That's what we're doing.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
It's he no brightness when he no breakness, when he
sees absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Don't yuh you know what fact?

Speaker 5 (54:55):
You know?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Greatness limit. I've been holding this one for you. Uh
bid come from the being right on? Where do cockroaches
take your time?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I hate him? Are you just gonna let the stand?

Speaker 10 (55:20):
You're not gonna say? Absolutely stupid for real?

Speaker 12 (55:30):
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Speaker 12 (56:50):
Thanking a few subjects. She's got one more time, Okay,
Stephen Shirley. I've been dating a great man for almost
six months. It's been it was a long distance relationship
at first, but I moved to a city three weeks ago.
I have an aunt that lives in his same city,
and I'm living with her temporarily. My boyfriend gave me
a key to his apartment and told me to make

(57:12):
myself at home, so I stay with him most of
the time. His mother has a key to his apartment too,
and she comes and goes as she pleases. She usually
stops by after work to have a glass of wine
and chill while the traffic dies down. If she doesn't
see my boyfriend's car, she comes on in and won't
even speak to me. If I've cooked, she'll make a plate.

(57:35):
If we have leftovers, she'll make a plate. She doesn't
talk to me, and she doesn't ask before she eats
our food.

Speaker 10 (57:42):
After a few visits from.

Speaker 12 (57:43):
Her, I asked my boyfriend why she only comes by
when I'm there by myself. He laughed and said that
his mother doesn't trust me, so she comes to keep
an eye on me. I guess she thinks I'm a
thief and her son has money hidden in the walls
of his tiny, one bedroom apartment. I decided to ask
her if she had a problem with me, and she

(58:05):
got up in my face and told me that I
was a stranger and did nobody tell me to move
to her city and try to marry her son. While
she talked, she was spitting food particles my way from
between her spaced out brown teeth. My boyfriend walked in
in the nick of time. I told him his mom

(58:27):
had one more time to ignore me in his home
and eat something I cooked or bought without asking. He
agreed with me and asked his mama to give him
his house, but she refused to. He's been joking about
his mom jumping on me, and I don't find that
funny at all. Should I break up with him? Well,

(58:50):
you didn't say it, but you are aware that you
have a mama's boy on your hands, right. I mean,
he's been joking about his mom jumping on you, but
it's nothing funny it at all, like you said, and
so far you've done nothing wrong, but please keep it
that way. What you don't want to do is get
into a fight with his crazy, disrespectful, rude, bully of

(59:12):
a mama, because I know you want to. I know
you do so, So the next question is what are
your plans with him?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Is his mom right?

Speaker 10 (59:21):
Are you trying to marry her son?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Is that the goal?

Speaker 5 (59:25):
If it is, are you sure?

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Are you sure?

Speaker 12 (59:29):
His mom is more than a handful and he's got
to He's got to be the one to stop her.
Mama's boys usually can't or won't do that. Okay, they
won't stop their moms, they won't say anything. At least
he said something, but mama's boys usually don't do that.
I am glad he talked to her, though, but it
didn't do any good. What he needs to do is

(59:50):
let her know that you are the woman of the house.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Now.

Speaker 12 (59:53):
He needs to get his keyback from his mom, change
the lots of whatever he's got to do.

Speaker 10 (59:57):
And if that doesn't work.

Speaker 12 (59:59):
Why don't you move back with your aunt for a while,
think about getting your own apartment or moving, you know,
back to where you came from, breaking up with this guy,
just moving on with your life, because mama's boys usually
don't make good husbands.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
All right, Steve, uh, First of all, this isn't a
case of mama's boy. I want to clarify that the
definition of a mama's boy, he doesn't fall into that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
In this letter, surely you said something very important.

Speaker 8 (01:00:35):
You said that mama's boys usually don't say anything to
their mother.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
But he did. Well, it's because he's not a mama's boy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
He is not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Now his mama is off the check.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
And what this letter is about is about clearly you
have a problem with mama, and Mama got a problem
with you, and in your estimation due to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
The title of the letter, she got one more time.
That's all. Now you have moved into town with this man,
and nothing wrong with this. You're staying with the aunt.
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
You got the keei boyfriend's house. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
You stay over there a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
The problem is.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
She, the mother in law, has a key to the
apartment too. Now this happened before you got that problem.
And she usually stops by after work with her glass
of wine and chill while the traffic dies down. If
she don't see my boyfriend's cars, she come on in

(01:01:44):
and won't even speak to me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
If I've cooked. Now here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
This is what we're dealing with, because this is gonna
help you when you get to the last part of
this letter. If I've cooked, she'll make a plate. If
we have leftovers, she'll make a plain. Now we're dealing
with a big girl here now. So you need to
weigh this in to this decision that you're gonna try
to make in this letter later on. Well, you're making

(01:02:12):
place all she over there to make place. You know,
big people eat what's on the stove. Big people eat
what's in the fridge. Big people eat what's in fall.
Big people will throw stuff out in your freezer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
To get it ready.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
Big people know how to work the defrost button on
the microwave. You know, I've never done that in my life.
I've never put anything in the microwave to defrost.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
But big people do. They'll never worked for me.

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
Big people know how to do it. Big people know
how to defrost stuff in no time. Here's another thing,
and one more thing. Big people do not have a
fried I found that out truth.

Speaker 12 (01:03:02):
All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry
letter subject She's got one more time. We'll get back
into it right after this.

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Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject She's got one more Time.

Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
Well, this letter one more Time is coming from a
woman who has this boyfriend and she moved into town
to be closer to and she's been staying with an
aunt in that time. But he gave her key to
his one bedroom apartment. And the problem is she stays
over there a lot. But his mother had a key
to the apartment too. Now hit the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
She been staying over there often, cooking and stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
But the mama stops by even if she don't see
the boyfriend's car in the driveway, and she'll come on
in anyway and won't even speak to the girl that's
in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
She will eat and make a plate, and if we
have left over, she'll make a plate.

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
So what I've come to the conclusion here, in my
own conclusionary way, is just a big girl, because that's
what big people do. They make plates, They make plates,
They do things you don't do. Here's another clue that
just a big person. They can work the defrost button

(01:05:07):
on the microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I've never.

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
Done that before. I don't even know how to do it.
About everything I do frosts, I put in the sink
in some water.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
That's you.

Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
Well, I'm just telling you big people ain't got time
for that process. They got to get this thought out.
Now there's another thing I've noticed. Here's another that I
can tell you, girl this way. If you're dealing with
a big person, big people do not have air frars.
I'm gonna say that again. They do not have air friers.

(01:05:50):
Here's another thing. I'm just giving you a rundown on
big people because this that that ain't about nothing. Listen,
here's something else you'll never find. Then they cupboard nothing
that says vegan or paleo.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
It ain't in there. They don't eat paleo chips. They
don't do none of that. Anyway.

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
She doesn't talk to me, she don't ask before she
eat our food. And after a few visit for her,
I asked my boyfriend, was she on her come back
when I'm there by myself. He laughed and said, his
mother don't trust me, so she comes to keep an
eye on me. Well, I guess she thinks I'm a
thief and her son got money hitting in the walls
of his tiny, little one bedroom apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
So I decided to ask her if she had a
problem with me. Here we go, just what the letter about?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
She got up in my face, told me I was
a stranger, and didn't nobody tell me to move to
her city and try to marry her son. A baby
over protective mama.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
While she talked, she was spending food particles my way
from between her space out brown teeth. That's cause she'd
have gnawed him down and ate him to death. I'm
telling you, this is a big person. When your teeth
is brown, they got space in them. You done ate
him and gnawed them down. They ain't even regular teeth

(01:07:20):
no more. This is constant chewing, constant chewing. You just
spread him out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
You done pushed stuff up in between your teeth.

Speaker 8 (01:07:29):
And kept eating anyway and just eventually to separated your
teeth and brown. Now, every time she talked, food coming
between her teeth. This is a big girl, now, So
you got to be careful. And your boyfriend walked in
in the nicked time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
He walked in in nicked time for you, because I'm
finna tell you something. I told his mom.

Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
She got one more time to ignore me. I told
him his mom got one more time to ignore me
in the house and need something, I cooked the ball
without asking. He agreed with me and asked his mama
to give him the key, but she refused to. He's
been joking about his mom jumping on me, and I
don't find any funny at all. Should I break up
with him? Well, this is the part you want to avoid,

(01:08:15):
young sister. Do not get in the fight with the mama.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Now listen to me. She ain't in good shape cause
of her way.

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
But the first twenty seconds, though, what she gonna hurt you,
big girl, gonna hurt you with them brown.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Teeth, put them spaces in between you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
Now they're gonna be a fight. She gonna whoop this
young girl in this letter. Now, eventually, young girl can
get the best of it. She's strong and determined. But
for twenty seconds though, she gonna wish she had never
met it mama, because she gonna put it on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
She got one more time be folk. She started whipping
your This is what this mother look like to me.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Now, I didn't want to say that to you, you know,
because I try to be helpful with these Let us
but I'm finished. Save yourself from getting your big by
this old raggedy mouth, brown tooth woman with a weight
issue and loving her son like you're finish.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Take her baby away from her. You move to this
town and you're doing your thing.

Speaker 8 (01:09:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Your question you have is should I break up with him?
I don't think this is worth breaking up. I think
you got to break up with the mama. Now.

Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
If he not gonna help you break up with the mama,
then you're gonna have to let break up with not him,
You're gonna have to break up with them. Start staying
over your arn's house until he get it together. Don't
come back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
You're gonna end up moving back to the city you
came from.

Speaker 10 (01:09:51):
Yes, she is all right.

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Speaker 9 (01:11:07):
Hey, good morning, Steve in the Morning Show. You've been
such inspiration just in my life. You have me get
through the droughest times of my life. I started listening
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when my son was killed and ID every morning I
listened to your podcast, The Inspirationals and Everything Man, and
it helped me tremendously.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
And I have a happy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Belated Father's Day. I hope you had a great day.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
God bless everybody on the on the show, Man, you
definitely touched my life.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Thank you, Thank I appreciate you.

Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
Man that that was the God that did that. I'm
just a piece of conduce. That would be God who
did all of that. I'm just trying to do God's
will as often as I can. I don't always make it,
I promise you I don't, but I'm doing the best
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
But I was thinking of talking with somebody the other day.

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
We were talking about heavenly and we were talking about
there's none perfect, no not one, but yetting still there's
a heaven. Now, God clearly said there's none perfect, no,
not one. But then he clearly said He's prepared a
place for you. So I'm assuming he didn't prepare this
place for perfect people. I'm assuming that there are going
to be an awful lot of non perfect people in heaven.

(01:12:20):
All I'm doing is hoping I want them with my
non perfect self, And that's pretty much how I try
to live my life.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:12:29):
I know there's some religions that preach perfection and what
the Bible say, pastor cats out there that's preaching perfection,
but there ain't none.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
There ain't no.

Speaker 8 (01:12:44):
Perfect people, and so I'm just trying to do the
best I can. He said something else I wanted to
comment on.

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I wanted to.

Speaker 8 (01:12:52):
Put out there. He said something. It's ration and he
said something. I wanted to clear that up. Oh him,
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Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
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Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
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Speaker 9 (01:13:05):
Let's say good morning Steve in the Morning Show. You've
been such an inspiration in my life. You help me
get to the drumpest times of my life. I started
listening to you on Father's Day about two years ago
thore my.

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Son was killed, and I insist then every morning.

Speaker 9 (01:13:19):
I listened to your podcast, The Inspirationals and Everything Man,
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Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
And I have a happy, delated Father's Day.

Speaker 10 (01:13:27):
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Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
God bless everybody on the on the show, Man, you
you definitely touched my life.

Speaker 12 (01:13:32):
Shady.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Oh yeah, that it is right there. I wanted to mention, Yeah,
it wasn't that great a Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Dog.

Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
You know I once again, I am going to start
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Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Call Steve.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
The graduation section is bigger than the Father's Day call.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Now, no great bothers in you.

Speaker 12 (01:14:04):
Thank you for your calls. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. All right, here's a question from Facebook guys.
Michelle wrote, there will be plenty of celebrations and I'm
invited to a few barbecues, and I'm always happy to
bring something for the party, but I'm sick of hosts

(01:14:25):
giving me specific instructions on what to bring. I get
that they don't want a bunch of overlap with what
guests bring, but I also think.

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
It should be my choice on what I want to contribute.

Speaker 12 (01:14:35):
They always ask me to bring the potato salad, and
sometimes I'm just not in the move to make potato salads.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
It's a lot of work.

Speaker 10 (01:14:45):
I would rather just pick up something simple from.

Speaker 12 (01:14:47):
The store instead of spending time cooking. Steve in the
Morning Crew, am I wrong for feeling this way? Guests
have a say and what they contribute.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
No, that's so privy, ain't it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Well, I'm just if you if you potato salad on it,
because we really don't like everybody potatoes.

Speaker 14 (01:15:05):
So.

Speaker 10 (01:15:09):
Acting about the potato salad.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
That's true. But here's the other side of it too.
They don't like the other stuff you been baking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Then they don'et worked it out over the years. He
just put her put her own potato salad. Come on now,
because she know.

Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
How to do that, Because you all right, was y'all
here when she made the baked bean cast for anybody,
great baked bean cass bro they see?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Did you see? How was that? Did you like that?

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
You know? You know?

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Did you like did you did you like her real omeleate?
Did you like that? Yeah? How about?

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
How about how about when she brought the other year
that brisket pie? Did everybody like the brisket pie? Let
her bring this potato salad. Don't let her do nothing else?

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
What about?

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
What about? What about when she was vegan? Did you
remember that?

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
And she.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
And she bought everybody them sloth sandwiches? Did y'all did y'all? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:16:14):
No, get her brain needs tootato salad sloth sandwich in
here with all this barbecue sauce. I kept biting into it,
thinking I was missing the meat. I thought the strawberry
letter Mama was here and she was biting.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Through and just missing me. With them faces and her teeth.
It just wasn't no meat on it at all.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
This when they this, when you know they don't want
you around the food. Just bring some ice, dog, just
bring some plates and.

Speaker 10 (01:16:41):
Yeah, fine with that, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:16:45):
So what don't you want to see coming to the barbecue? Yeah,
don't you want to see? Who don't you want to see?

Speaker 12 (01:16:59):
Junior?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
I love your family, your husbins man.

Speaker 11 (01:17:01):
I mean you know, you know he got out of jail,
but every time he talked to me, he's over in
the shade. He's always dog herey, come on, let me
let you make.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
All your family been in jail.

Speaker 11 (01:17:11):
I don't want to talk to nobody in the corner
in the dog lord him. Talk out here at the
light where everybody can hear.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Man over your.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Stage, Hey man, hey man, I got a lead on
this Keylo Man. You think, dog? What did you say?
I got a deal on this Keilo? You think talk
a little keylo dog?

Speaker 13 (01:17:38):
Dog?

Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
Tell me what I do, hey man, do you know
actually as somebody asked me something like that for hey man, Look,
I know you don't get down like this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Boy.

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Man, I'm gonna get your money back, I said, bro,
what you need? Look, man, I'm gonna get your money.
I said, how you gonna get my money back? By Friday?
I'm flip this dope, I said, Bro, I can't give
you no money on the hold, dog, Dog? So you
just said if I need some come to you. Do
you come to me with this? Ain't nobody got to

(01:18:07):
know what?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
You give me? The money?

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
Folk?

Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
I know, I know, Dog, I'm not gonna get tied
into this. No kind of way, sir. Where did you
get the money for these kilos? Steve Harvey.

Speaker 10 (01:18:24):
Stitch, No, no, no, you did the right thing.

Speaker 8 (01:18:30):
I'm nothing to be in this. No kis away, Dog,
I thought you was dying. You don't need to help
your brother out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I'm trying to help you stay out of prison. You
still you just got out two years ago. You know
I can't find nothing? Oh man?

Speaker 12 (01:18:48):
All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:18:52):
Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:19:00):
All right, so, oh, Carla, looks like the air conditioning
war just got more ammunition.

Speaker 10 (01:19:05):
Uh all right, Steve Tommy Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Check this out.

Speaker 12 (01:19:09):
If you are the type of person who is freezing
in the office or in your home because of air conditioning,
you won't be happy with this news.

Speaker 10 (01:19:17):
You're not gonna like this. According to a new.

Speaker 12 (01:19:19):
Survey, the perfect temperature to keep the AC on during
the summer months is sixty four degrees What that's four degree?

Speaker 10 (01:19:29):
Well, Carla, I know you like a code right tell my.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Wife that boy. No, guys, is that a little over here? Larger?
When do y'all get past these hot flashes? Man? So
we can living. You've never had a baby. You don't
know what we're going right there? Man, I got to
come outside to warm up.

Speaker 11 (01:19:54):
Putting my hair condition on sixty four with my six
Do you know what I at the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Hell no, you ain't from run sixty four Junior. You
don't have to move, precious. Yeah, you got a good jo.
I have woke up and Jackie got it on sixty two? Man,
I'm like, are you serious? Are you serious? Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
When they cut it on and you just say low,
it's probably below sixty.

Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
You don't cut They done it now you're just yell low, low,
ain't no more?

Speaker 12 (01:20:32):
All right? Coming up at thirty three minutes after, we'll
do a round it. Would you rather right after this? Alexa?
Fixed it up?

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Put it out sixty Alexa?

Speaker 10 (01:20:43):
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Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 12 (01:21:25):
Would you rather guys have a sexy first name or
just have a foreign accent?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Tell me a sexy nine, tom Me, no, it ain't
to me. INTI me to maya Italian word and means
baby tel.

Speaker 10 (01:21:45):
Whatever would you rather have a foreign Would you rather
have a foreign accent? Junior?

Speaker 11 (01:21:51):
I want I have a sixty first night, so I'll
just go for foreign accent, Kir, care no accent with
the pitch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
It's key Tierre.

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
Pierre, don't about know that we've been calling you Kire
the whole time. You need another at the end of
that night, it's Keir, Hell stop, I know it ain't
knowing ke When the last time y'all call this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Kiera is sexy? Okay, I'll give you that, Junior.

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, your name kier My name
is Steve Van Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Yeah, Kierre. All right, I'd rather just get must already
got an accent? Hey, yeah, all right with your.

Speaker 12 (01:22:40):
Would you guys rather be heckled on stage or would
you rather have your exis on the front row while
you're performing?

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Which one hell them on the front row? Hels heckling me?

Speaker 8 (01:22:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
You they ain't gotta say nothing. That's hecklic.

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
You're talking about all your exes? Yeah, or that be
a hell of a show boy. We gotta get through
this set though. A couple of need to see me though, Yeah, yeah,
back then, you don't want me now you're on the

(01:23:22):
front row.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
You all loan me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
I bet you never thought you had to be on
the front row, Misty, Yeah, I bet you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Everybody thought I would never be on stay yeah, come
on all of them all right?

Speaker 12 (01:23:38):
Would you rather have four wives and four different homes
or would you rather have one wife in a tiny house?

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
I can't do that tiny house, which I got.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
I'm gonna take them four wives, and I'm gonna take
them four wives.

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
I'm not coming in that tiny house because there's no
way I could stay married in the tiny house. Why
not because I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom.
It's just you're not gonna survive that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
It don't matter.

Speaker 8 (01:24:03):
You don't matter what you can you can eat. I
don't think I'm telling you. I don't know what it is,
but uh, you can. You can do whatever you want to.
You're not in a tiny house. What you you drank,
Baker deal, You drank similar when yo's in that kind
of house. See, the problem is what you then ate
all the years before, that's lying in your colding.

Speaker 10 (01:24:27):
This that's today's roundup.

Speaker 12 (01:24:33):
Would you rather coming up break of the day at
forty nine minutes after right after this.

Speaker 10 (01:24:38):
Saucy, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 12 (01:25:33):
All right, Steve, here, we are last break of the
day and it's time for your closing remarks.

Speaker 8 (01:25:40):
Yeah, I just want to encourage everybody. Look, I know
that life gets tough. Sometimes it really does for all
of us. A point I learned a long time ago
entitled don't quit they don't have THEO. They don't, they
don't know. The author of the poem has always been

(01:26:02):
entitled Author unknown. Certainly I didn't write it, but it's
a poem called Don't Quit. It just reminded me so
much of something.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
I think.

Speaker 8 (01:26:13):
I'll say it, but I wanted to tell you what
made me think about it. Somebody sent me a quote
from Winston Churchhill today. Somebody sent me this one today,
And what the quote is is that success consists of

(01:26:34):
going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Let me say that to you again.

Speaker 8 (01:26:44):
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss
of enthusiasm. I thought about this and I said, wow,
you know what, that's really how you become successful. You
just go from fail you to fail you and just
never lose your enthusiasm. Somebody said, Steve, that's hard, and

(01:27:09):
I said, yeah, it is hard. I wish I could
tell you that being successful wasn't hard, but it's hard.
It really really is. There is no easy way to
become successful. It's hard.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
I can tell you some ways you can short circuit it,
you can mess it up for yourself. I can tell
you a lot of those But to get successful, you've
got to be extremely determined. You've got to be pretty
much hell been on making it happen. But I tell you, man,

(01:27:46):
what can get you there? Well, I tell you what
causes you to get there. You got to have the
right motivation. The best motivation to be successful is to
have massive dreams. And I'm talking about massive dreams. You've
got to have huge dreams. That's the best way to

(01:28:07):
get there. Because what it is, and what happened to
me along the way, was my dreams were so big
that not seeing them to come to fruition was unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
I just couldn't see.

Speaker 8 (01:28:23):
Myself not at least giving my all to see if
it could happen, or if that couldn't happen, Man, could
I just get a portion of that to happen. So
what happened was I made my dreams so so big, man,
that along the way, when mishaps and setbacks and trials

(01:28:44):
and troubles and hardships and death and remorse and guilt
and everything was facing me, I never lost my enthusiasm
for wanting to make it because I just wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
So desperately for one of these dreams to come true.

Speaker 8 (01:29:04):
So I really do understand when he says success consists
of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
And it's the size of the dream that keeps you
from having to lose your enthusiasm. Because I just kept thinking,
man like, my father used to always tell me, aim
for the moon, so in case you miss, you'll still
be amongst the stars. And it led me to something

(01:29:26):
that's more telling that said more frequent, more or recently.
I learned one that came to me when it was
time to talk about giving up. He said, the problem
ain't that you aim too high and you miss it.
The problem is if you aim too low and you
hit it. Let your mind go, think of big things,

(01:29:51):
Open up your heart and your mind to the possibilities
of God. Stop living your life in probability and start
living your life in possibilities. I'll tell you what I
mean by that. When people look at something and they
base it around the probability of it happening, that's a

(01:30:15):
problem because what you're saying then is the probability of
something is to me, that just means it probably won't
happen if this happens, or you probably won't make it
if that happens, or it probably won't come true if
you don't line up this way, or you know, you

(01:30:35):
probably might not make it. If these people don't sign
on to it, you probably won't make it. If that, that,
to me is living in the probability. You know, what's
the what's the what's the factors that blend into the
probability of something occurring. But if you just change that
and you went from the probability to purely the possibility. See,

(01:30:59):
I only look at life in terms of the possibility.
I have people who work for me, who do probability
factoring for me all the time. Some of the advice
I end up taking from them, the majority of us
don't because I don't care who works for me. They
can't out dream me, and they don't have an idea
of my vision for me better than I do or
God does. So I stop living my life in terms

(01:31:23):
of probability and I started living my life in terms
of possibility. I only care about the possibility. The probability
will present itself along the way, but you just got
to stay focused on the possibility. Faith don't make it easy.
Faith makes it possible. And that's guided me the whole time.

(01:31:44):
Get your dreams up, y'all, make them big man. Let
God into your life. Man, he can do some damage
with you. He can do a lot of damage for you.
I mean that in a good way. Y'all have a
great week here.

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