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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
don't know, y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
giving them like a million bucks things, and it's not true.

(00:20):
Good Steve together forty don't join Jo. You gotta use

(00:59):
that turn arm. You gotta turn to turn them out. Love,

(01:43):
got to turn them out, to turn turn the water
the water. Come come on your bad huh. I shall
will come on and everybody you are listening to the voice,

(02:07):
come on now dig me or one it only Steve
Harvey got a radio show. Thank God for it all
the time. Too. Well, here we go today. I want
to share something with you that I'll help you because
it's helped me. You know. I was telling the story
once that this magazine called Rob Reporting, that that was

(02:32):
the statue I used to see for years. I started
buying Rob Reporting magazines years ago. So I just wanted
to see what a fluent people did, you know, just
wanted to see what people with means did, what type
of investments they did, what they bought, you know, what
they traveled to. Rob Reports, just like oh it's like

(02:53):
a big boy toy magazine. You can see what cars
is out here. I didn't have money for none of it.
I was dreaming, though, you know, I just wanted to see.
And there's a statue inside this magazine of this man
who was coming out of this bronze rock. And he

(03:13):
was completely bronze, and he was muscular, and you know,
he didn't look nothing like me, but he was a
man coming up out of a rock. And he had
a huge hammer and a chisel in his hand. And
as his body from the waist up was coming out
of this huge piece of stone, you could see where
it was him who had been chiseling and forming himself.

(03:35):
So the name of the statue was self made man.
And for years man, I said, Man, I'm gonna get
a big house one day, and I'm gonna put that
statue in the backyard in the corner. That's gonna be
my little spot where I go chill, because I'm a
self made man. Well, after years of working at becoming

(03:56):
somebody and having reached a degree of success, I would
have nothing to do with that statue. There's nothing about
that statue that appeals to me anymore. Because on my
journey and in my quest to become what I thought

(04:16):
would be this self made man, why I could put
this statue and had a statue in the corner, be
kind of cold, symbolizing it. I had made it. I
realized on my journey there's no such thing as a
self made man. That we all need help, and that
God places people in our paths along the way that

(04:37):
benefit us oftentimes. And it's the most unlikely person oftentimes,
and it's the most unlikely way that He presents these
people in front of you. It's crazy how he does it. Man.
And so this is a statue now that I look
at and I go, I see what the creator was saying.
And that's cool, but not not for me, because I

(05:00):
needed help. And I've learned a lot of things like
this along the way. And the part I wanted to
share with you all about this is you've got to develop.
You've got to develop a sense of purpose. You have
to develop a sense of purpose. That's different. See, your

(05:21):
purpose is created for you by God, because when He
created you as an individual from whatever two parents you
may have, that's not important here. When he created you,
he had something in mind for you, and it was

(05:41):
a purpose. God has not created a single soul to
become a criminal. God has never created a single soul
to be a drug dealer. This came about through some
decisions we made as sinners, and we stayed in that place.
But see what he created us. He has a wonderful

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idea for us. But God gives us human beings this
thing called choice, and we have the power to decide.
So you can decide if you're going to adhere to
the purpose that God created you and made you for,
or you can go ahead and make some choices on
your own. So like, if God wanted to give your
life and give it to come to you and give

(06:22):
you life more abundantly, and that's his promise if you
come to him, if you choose him, then cool. But
if you say, well this ain't moving along fast enough,
I'm gonna get my own life of abundance, I'm gonna
start slinging. Well, guess what. Now you've made a decision.
And see God's decisions and choices. The one thing I

(06:44):
learned about him, God's decisions, choices, his voice, it has
no sin in it. Ain't it amazing how many people
and came up to you and say, the Lord wanted
me to do this to you, and I'm doing it.
That God is punishing you, and I'm doing this to
you because God gonna see that you get your day.
Who who is this person? Who is this person that
God all of a sudden gave this authority and power

(07:06):
to God? I didn't get at the nobody, Man, nobody,
this person don't had a right to hold you to
your past, the right to make you pay. So who
makes them pay when they make mistakes? Because they all
make them. So when I say you have to have
a sense of you have to develop a strong sense
of purpose. That means you have to strongly get in

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touch with your creator to find out what the purpose
you were created for. See, it's two things that I
had to learn along the way. My career was what
I was paid for. My calling is what I was
made for. See, it's two different things, folks. It took
me a long time to learn it. Some people think

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that they calling is to be a performer. Well, that's
what you paid for, and a big part of your
life is your performance is tied directly to your gift.
But what you made for though, what you made for
is to bring about some significant change in another human
being's lives because we are all linked together in this chain.

(08:11):
That's what you are here for everybody has a purpose
to do something wonderful, meaningful, or impactful for another person.
You think the guy that invented the airplane was merely
inventing the airplane so he could fly. No, his purpose
was to become an inventor, to come up with this

(08:32):
invention so he could fly and we all fly. See.
Sometimes God will make you successful so you can become successful,
so you can turn around and teach other people how
to become successful. God save people, so you can turn
around it tell other people how wonderful it is to
be saved. You see how this thing works. That's what

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we have to do as people. And it's nothing that
we have to go and discover. We have to go
and develop it. But if you haven't discovered your purpose,
it's simply because here's it. If you haven't discovered your
purpose is simply because you have not contacted the creator
and maker of your soul to ask and find out

(09:16):
why you were created. It's as simple as that. If
you buy a Toyota, there's an owner's manual on the
inside that will tell you everything you know how to
best operate your toyota, how to make it work, how
how what to do. They got a troubleshooting section. Your

(09:40):
faith is the same thing as an owner's manual in
your car. Open up that bulk man, find out how
to jumpstart your life, how to troubleshoot it and get
on with your life, and find out your purpose and
develop a strong sense of purpose. All right, okay, you're listening, ladies,

(10:02):
A gentleman, it is upon us. The Steve Harvey Morning
Show is in full effect. We are rolling this morning
as usual and for the remainder of the year. I
feel like I owe it to this man for all
that he has done for the music industry. Roscoe Wallace,
one of the greatest lounge singers of all time, is
then thrall caught up spawning out of control with this

(10:25):
three trillion dollar lawsuit of the entire music industry. Today
we'll find another hit that's involved in the lawsuit. That's
further proof that he is the greatest songwriter curator of
music of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, my dog, the
legend Scole Wallace. Well, you're in rude. You know you're

(10:50):
the greatest bring out I ever seen outing bring them
out boilery day. You did that that old old thing
you did. You know you didn't introduction of Christ that time.
That's the only thing I ain't suing somebody for, because
I would wish you when you wrote that that boy

(11:12):
show how they need to do what I'm timing? What's
going on? Roscoe? Ain't nothing, baby, Roscoe? He wrote you
going st very baby girl? Hello Roscoe? How are you? Colin?
I know I know how you feel about We're going on,
Colin Red. What's going on? Roscoe? What's happening? Ain't nothing missing?

(11:33):
You know? I'm just hidding form you of all that
I'm doing right now. The music I'm gonna make this
with shot this sweet. I'm also bringing in one of
the great groups into this lawsuit. I'm suing All nine
or the Common Doos All nine or the Common Door

(11:54):
Why line on that big as boy with him big
glasses on. I don't even know his name, all them,
all nine of them, the ones that didn't matter, you know,
try to lead Linelin. It came up with night Trape,
all of them? Who too? Oh she's a brick house. Hey,

(12:19):
she's might and might just letting it all hang out.
Oh she's a brick you know where she is? Come on, now,
how made our concrete? She's the one, only one built
from a whole lot of fun. She knows she's got everything.

(12:39):
Come on, and a woman needs to do one with
the rosal Please, man, how can't she lose with the
stuff she used? It ain't gotta do to you, Monica.
They six twenty four six quarter winning hand rick out

(13:04):
my great hits right there, Roscoe, Man, do you think
you're gonna have to take the witness? Stay in? Roscoe? Yeah? Here, Yeah,
I'm gonna take the stand. Hell, I'm gonna do that
like that little white boy Kyle Rittenhouser did. I'm gonna
go up there and start crying because obviously if that
seems to work now in this crazy and judicial system. Oh,

(13:25):
I'm gonna do he got away. I know getting here. Well,
I'm gonna get something. Three trier. You give me one trie.
You're not gonna home sit out? All right? Thank you?
Roscoe coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour,
run that prank back with the nephew. Right after this,
you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, and

(13:47):
it's time for running that prank back with the nephew.
What do you have for us today, nephew, Carol, I'm
about to cry like I never cried before, for it's
all for the prank. It's all off for them, your
son and my daughter. Let's go care though, watch me cry? Hello, Hello,

(14:08):
I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's Father's this Darren's father? Yes,
it's Darren singing. Listen, I'm calling you. Lashawanda is my daughter.
She goes to college up there with your son. And
I'm getting the word I got a few minutes ago,
was that the two of them then run off and

(14:31):
then got married together. I don't know what what what
what make them run off and get married? Like? Wait, wait, wait,
wait wait where did you hear this from? I just
got a phone call from one of the kids at
the school saying that they didn't that this. The girl
grew up with and went to grew up with an
all too grade school. She called it, said, Lashonda and
Darren and the run off and got married together. And

(14:54):
they done, they say they done yesterday. But wait, wait,
my father ain't my friend. Ain't I talked to him?
Uh my three days ago here, he ain't nothing like that?
I know, so't it yesterday? I've been calling shy and
call it ain't nobody picking up. And I'm calling this

(15:15):
the boys. They give me the boy phone numb and
I'll call him. It ain't nobody picking up in the
airs or nothing. Dude, it ain't like my baby girl
to do like nothing like this here. But it's not
like my son do nothing like that without talking to
me first. So let me call down there and talked
to Darren and uh, I can't give me your number.
I'll call you back. I'm going down there to that

(15:36):
school myself. I'm gonna find both of them now. I'm
gonna call you to let you know his No. If
I'm find out my baby girl it didn't ran off
and got married because she didn't gotten pregnant, I'm I
promise you, I'm gonna do something that boy years if
you got my baby pregnant, you wait a minute now,
I wait a minute. Now, you know I don't do

(15:58):
nothing to my son. I understand about your daughter. That's
my son. Now you're going down and put your hands
on my son. If if you got my if you come,
that's my only baby I got, Well, I understand that's
your only baby, because that's that's my only son. If
you tell me I was gonna put your ass on,
You're gonna have a problem if you got my baby pregnant,

(16:22):
your son Darren going, I'm gonna beat it. I mean,
what's your name again? What's your doing? My name loop
is my baby? Which whats your name? What's your dil it?
I know? How do you tell your damn that? Look here,

(16:42):
mister Dillard. Uh, you're not gonna put your ass on
my son. Let me. And there's the only reason I
didn't see her doing something like that because I'm taller,
I'm toly years and years and years. You know. Don't
mean no baby. You know what I mean, no baby
not being married. You don't do it. He went on.
God man, that means you're trying to make it right now.

(17:04):
Wish you did, mister Dillon. Mister Dillon, mister to me, now,
I understand that's your daughter, she's playing or whatever, but
let me talk to my son before you go down
there trying to do something crazy. Okay, let me tell
you something. Your son didn't curse my baby girl and
be getting married, and he didn't gotta pregnant. I know

(17:26):
what's going on. I know what it is. My son
ain't done nothing to your daughter. Let me call down
there and talk to him before you talk about going
down and putting your hands on somebody. I told my
Matt he ain't number the thug who who? Who? Who? Who?

(17:46):
But don't be a choosing my son of being no
damn third. Now, well, what kind of man getting mad
at the age of twining ain't talk to the parts
and nobody wouldn't make them do something like that? Well
you talking about I told you my son ain't done
nothing because you're raising it? Did you raising? You ever doing?
You're in raising? Right? Wait a minute, now are you

(18:07):
talking to I'm talking my baby bringing. I'm gonna if
you done, you're gonna get your on my whole Hold
who you think you're talking to you? I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to whole home. Man't put your hands on nobody.
You put your hands on so you don't clack. You

(18:29):
understand me. That's my shun But about your daughter, But
that's my baby, my baby Hey man, hey, I hey,
that's my show. You're talking about putting your hands on
You won't have a problem with me if my baby
bringing out promises you don't never knowing nothing because I'm
gonna do something that bore you. Ever, that's the last

(18:51):
time on here. You're gonna get something my shore. Now
now you gonna show down gat of your shot and
they and I relaxed for a minute. Let me call
my friend. I could back to you, because that I
need to tell you what he man? What got the
farm in at school to get the woman? I want
you to know one day? Get off this fault. What

(19:13):
is it? Man? Yeah, I'm listening. Is nephew caught me
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Mister Darren, you just
got pranked by your son, Darren Junior. Oh my uncle,
that boy boy got better sense. No, I gotta had

(19:36):
blood pressure. What I call his mama? My time me.
I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
Steve Harvey Morning Show. By the Davis would have been
proud right there. He'd have been proud of me right

(19:57):
there now. Crime. Yeah, you know, And I ain't learned
how to blow up Bubba out my nose yet. But
when I get that, you are you putting yourself? Excuse me?
Are you putting yourself in the category of Viola Davis.
Now what you damn s a? Yeah, you don't understand

(20:18):
that of course, all right, welcome to Thomas Miles praise
and worships. You know, I have to pat myself on
the back because y'all don't I have to have. I
don't know how you gonna get your head back. He

(20:39):
just be hate hate. I'll just be calling it out
as I see it, and it's hate. You call your hand,
you viol Davis? Coming up, asked the Sealer. With our
Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey, right after this, you're listening
to show coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have an national news with miss Anne Tripp. And

(21:02):
in today's entertainment news, legendary Carla, I know you know this,
legendary music mogul La Reid has suggested that Beyonce and
Mariah compete in a versus battle child. Interesting. Interesting, right,
And the twenty twenty one Forbes list of Most Influential

(21:25):
Women is out. But right now it is time for
a chief Love officer to answer some love questions from you.
This one's from Donnie in Lexington. Donnie says, my mother
and I own a rental home in a not so
good part of town, and she's letting one of her
old male friends stay in the house and isn't charging
him the full rent. I think he's a bootlegger because

(21:47):
there's a stash of liquor in the basement and I
have watched people come and go from there. I told
my mom it's time to sell the property, and she
got upset. I suspect she might be part of his
underground enterprise. How do I go against my mom? You can't.
You can't. It's probably your mama's house. I don't know

(22:08):
how it worked, how y'all bought it. I don't really
understand that. But your mama is involved in the bootleg operation.
It's been going on in the hood for year's son.
Or it has nothing to do with you. Go sit
your ass down somewhere. And the reason she's getting this
half is because she's getting half of the proceeds coming
about that basement. Now, unless you're gonna start running moonshine,

(22:30):
your ass ain't got nothing to do with this. Now,
take your little young ass to college and get you
an education and stay out of grown folks business. Next question,
your mama's a bootlegger. Yeah, might be running numbers too,
so you might want to look into that. Jenna and

(22:52):
Queen says, I'm a thirty seven year old woman and
I braid hair for a living. I have a forty
seven year old boyfriend that worked as a restaurant manager.
He referred one of his waitresses to get her hair done,
and she paid me in cash two hundred and ten dollars.
When she was leaving, she said she was going to
thank my man for getting her hair done. I called

(23:12):
him and asked him if he paid for it, and
he denied it. I don't know who to believe, and
I want to beat them both. Why would she lie
about it? Well? What did she lie about it? I
don't think that she Well, she said she going and
forgetting her hair done. Could she have been saying, I

(23:33):
want to thank your man for sending me over here
to get my hair done because you did such a
wonderful jobs. She paid in cash and yeah, and she
thinks her man supplied the money for it, paid for it. Well,
you know, they are all some stupid men in this world. Yeah,
he denied it. He said he did what she said. See,

(23:57):
I mean it could be I just want to thank
him for sending me over here. Man, you did such
a great job. I don't know if Cash meant that
he gave it to her. You know, he just recommended.
Does she go what she looked like? You know that's
a that's a last time. Oh yeah, that ain't gonna happen, yeah, yea, yeah,

(24:18):
yeah yeah, that's last time doing the heir. You believe that.
But you got two hundred and ten dollars cash what
you want, and you didn't have braiding business. I ain't
you know? She was throwing shade though, Yeah, oh yeah,
Why are you sitting her over there to your woman?
If you're doing something it's beyond stupidity to me. All

(24:38):
the place you could have sent him the whole lot
of people wanted. She didn't pull it out once she
said that you could pull it, Brady right on back
out of that. No, she paid was walking out the dough.
You think you're gonna take some braids out of woman's
hair after she just had them done? Set that FORI hours.

(24:59):
I got a whole the news for you. That's a
whole nother strawberry. Let it in. She snatched my brain.
That's the subject, all right, Moving on Mika and Fayetteville says,
I'm a fifty year old divorced woman and I'm still
having sex with my ex husband. He is remarried, but

(25:19):
his wife doesn't enjoy sex as much as I do.
So we have an arrangement. He said it's getting too
expensive and he wants to pay me a flat rate
monthly instead of each time he visits. I told him
he could get it free if he left his wife
and came back to me. He hasn't called me in
a few days. Is he considering it or did I
run him off for good? Now you ran him off.

(25:41):
You ran him off. He's your ex for a reason.
He wan't you for what he got you fall not
for nothing else. You too much with the rest of it.
You just too much. It's too much with you. But
if I can just come over here, now he want
a flat rate. So now you're not really having sex
with your ex husband. You are the owner and operator

(26:02):
of the brothel, and now you won't. And you think
he's reinconsidering to move back into the brothel. But if
he moved back into the brothel, they don't just be
brothel duties being performed. You're talking and wearing him about
another stuff. So lady, and then you got to remember

(26:22):
why you all became a divorce and exits in the
first place. And I'm pretty sure it would have something
to do with that other wife he got. How much
is she charging him monthly? Jo? What is this call?
I don't know, but he want a flat rate though,
just a monthly rate, and he won't come over. He
won't like put on Saturday. Yeah, I'll just put you

(26:43):
on salary then when I come over. If I come
over four five times, that's the same as two yea. Yeah,
he want a salary to employ you. They don't do
that at the brothels. They don't have packages at the brothel.
I don't think. I'm pretty sure as a pay as
you a LA card? Yes, Ala, all right. Moving on

(27:08):
to Danny in Baltimore. Danny says, I'm twenty eight years
old and my boyfriend and I have been together for
six years. I've been messing around on him, and I
think it's time for us to break up because he
never talks about us having a future together. When I
try to leave him, he cries and has an attitude
for days. I hate to upset him, but I don't

(27:31):
want a cry baby man that doesn't have a five
year plan. Do I cut him off cold turkey? Or
do I talk to him in person, let him cry
and then leave him. Ma'am? Why did you write us? Oh, Danny?
Why did you write us? You don't want this man.

(27:51):
He's a damn cry baby. You've been sleeping around on
him for six years. You obviously want to sleep around
more and you want him. You don't want him upset
because you're a nice person. But you're a nice person,
were tricky ways. It's a lot of people like you, Danny.
It's okay, just going about your business. You just look,

(28:14):
we threw that's it. Let him cry. Ain't going to
do what you've been doing? Next question? Sure, we're not
dealing with Danny no more. That's all. That's a shot
your crying ass up. You can cry now. Don't leave me, Danny.

(28:36):
I don't want to sit here with all this crime.
These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
We will meant to be Did you hear what I said?
These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime?
Is your punk ass up? That's cheating. I don't nobody

(28:57):
want you coming up. Thank you, Filo. Coming up at
the top of the hour, we'll have some national news
with miss Anne and some entertainment news right after this.
You're listening to show. All right, Carlo, Time for Carlo's
music news. What's your god? Girl? All right? So we

(29:20):
all know the legend La Read you know music producer
back in the day, baby face, la Read you know
the duo. Well, he's trending after he pushed for a
versus battle. He suggested this between Get This, Beyonce and
Mariah Carey. So La Read. He was on the talk

(29:40):
show The Real and he said these two musical giants
would be ideal opponents for the versus battle. Mariah Carey
versus Beyonce, he said, bring that on. Come on, man,
the fans, the hits. I don't know, guys, divas to
different stuff styles and error. I would think too. I

(30:06):
would think it's two different eras though, but I don't
know who. Do you guys think who would win? See?
Yeah for sure? Yeah, but I can't imagine them doing
it to begin with, uh, because they're both so iconic,
right yeah, oh and both still very relevant. I don't know.

(30:30):
And then I just can't imagine Mariah sitting there and
staying composed. Uh, I mean just knowing her personality. I
don't know her like extremely well, but I've been around
enough times. I just I can't imagine she doesn't have

(30:51):
that type of personality. I can't because when Beyonce starts
throwing down some of them heaters, I mean, it's gonna
it's gonna register on Rid's face a little bit too crazy, right,
So she ain't gonna be able to play it off.
Like that time we was backstage at the Apollo with

(31:11):
the tribute to the Apollo was doing the tribute to
Patti LaBelle and Maria was next to go out, and
Prince walked in the back door, and Prince came up
to me and said, Steve, I just want to go
out and just do something real quick. Man. I ain't
gonna stay. But the whole backstage was lit up. Prince
walked there where Maria was next. Maria looked it saw

(31:32):
Princess said oh lord, oh wait a minute, Jesus, Princess here,
I need some more hail. I need I need some
more sparkles. Go get my team. I mean I want
but it was Prince, I understood it, and yeah, yeah,
so I can't imagine her sitting there because Maria's had

(31:53):
some gigantic hits. Yeah, but people came out soon put
some speck on Mariah's name because Mariah, you know the
like I said to me, it's two different eras for
them to battle. So yeah, the styles are different. So
but those are two giants right there, just like Ella

(32:14):
Reid said, he's in the music business. So there you go.
We'll see, all right, la if you think so, I mean,
I would definitely watch it, but I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
the culture will win again for sure. Yeah, and it's
hard to choose between the two of women's well yeah,

(32:34):
we're having problems choosing right now, right all right. So,
for nearly two decades, Forbes magazine has ranked the world's
most powerful women speaking women based on female leadership amongst
CEO's politicians, media personalities, and entertainers. Oprah is the highest
among the female entertainers at number three. Then you got

(32:56):
Rihanna at number sixty eight, Beyonce seventy six, Aba du
Verney at eighty and Serena Williams at eighty five. So
we want to say congratulations to these powerful, powerful women.
You're listening. All right, come on, Steve, introduce your your
your best friend. Let's go. Jay Anthony Brown just got here.

(33:19):
No no, no, no, no, You're gonna need to do
better than that. We've been friends. Way to love. Put
some put some sauce in that. Put some sauce on
my name, some sauce on my lazy German. Thank you,
without further adode the living myth and legend that damn

(33:41):
Jay Anthony the Brown. Okay, can we just run that
every week? Because I know I'm not gonna be able
to get you to do You're not get again. Ok yeah,
Okada saved that because Dave marked that and saved that. Okay,
because all right, here we go. What's in the mind
of your Trulie Jy Anthony Brown. It is the holidays.

(34:03):
I'm talking to the grandparents. I'm talking to the anster, uncles, aunties,
the older people who are buying gifts for these kids,
probably the very first time. Now a lot of us
will give cash. That's cool, and a lot of us
don't know what to buy. I don't know what to buy,
but I know what not to buy. I know what
you shouldn't try to give a child because they ain't

(34:25):
gonna want it. If your ass is wrapping up a
yo yo right now, stop what you're doing. Okay, stop it,
don't nobody stop it. Don't nobody wanta damn yo yo. Okay,
nobody wants that. If you went out and purchased or
hula hoo with good intentions or hula hoo, they're gonna

(34:47):
know what the hell it is as soon as you
wrap that damn thing up, and they don't want it. Okay.
You can keep all these old ass board games, sorry,
Monopoly operation. Don't body want them damn games. Okay, think
about it. When the last time your ass played Monopoly,

(35:08):
you ain't play long long damn you give it to
the child. And here's something very important. Don't make a
damn thing. Don't make anything. If you're knitting, knit one pearl,
to knit one pearl, to knit one. Stop knitting. Don't
nobody want them thick ass demittens. No nobody with that

(35:30):
thick ass sweater and got stop running neck and you
get a cramp in your damn neck, don't nobody want that.
Stop knitting, stop right now. Don't bake a damn thing
to send those things. Don't hold up in the middle
and last, but not least, if you're building a doll house,
damn it, stop it. Stop writing down you go a

(35:52):
seven hundred pounds doll house. It ain't got no floors
in it. The ceiling is like so high. All you
gotta stop down on the bottom. The windows away at
the top. Don't know, child, want that? Stop building? Okay,
these are my holiday kids. Don't build a damn Thing's
just a doghouse. That's what you're doing. A damn dog.

(36:15):
I'm done. I'm finishing, all right, Thank you, Jay, and
Merry Christmas. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
Tiger Woods is returning to the golf course next week.
We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening Harvey
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I needed that. Junior, moving on Tiger Woods, is planning
to make his return to golf. This will be in
a one million dollar tournament. He's going to play with

(37:19):
his son, Charlie. The duo will play at the PNC
Championship at the Ritz Carlton Golf Club in Orlando Grand Lakes.
That is next week. The tournament is December sixteenth through
the nineteen. I didn't even think he was ready yet,
but wow. This will be the first time Tiger has
competed on the course since he broke his leg and

(37:39):
that car crash back in February of this year. Tiger
has made huge strides in his recovery and he's ready
to compete. In a recent interview for Golf Digest, Tiger commented,
although it's been a long and challenging year, I am
very excited to close it out by competing in the
PNC Championship with my son Charlie. I'm playing as a

(38:00):
dad and couldn't be more excited and proud. The PNC
Championship is a thirty six whole event that pits Tiger
and his son against some of the biggest names in golf,
including John Daley, Justin Thomas, and Bubba Watson. Tiger and
Charlie competed in the event last year, finishing in seventh place.

(38:20):
Which it's like a fun tournament. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
kind of like yeah, you know, kind of like the
father son thing. You know, these players play with the
most of these is pros playing with their dads. Tiger
is the only one. Only one had his son out there. Man,

(38:42):
his little boy just like him, walk, just like him,
all the mannerisms, all the pictures of them standing next
to the green. That boy right there, man, and that
little dude can golf his ball. If I had his
game right now, I'd be talking so much track, I think, Man,

(39:05):
you get to play with your dad for a million
dollars in a tournament. Man, that's cool. Man. I'm mad
at my dad. I got to talk to him. What
I'm talking to my dad because while we played it
was a free pickup game and lost that I'm not
I'm not understanding how how his son get to play
for a million dollars and me and my dad lost
a pickup basketball game for free. Hold your man, it's good.

(39:32):
It's gonna be good to watch Tiger twing the club though.
That's gonna be your son's play, Steve. I know you
and Tommy play together. That boy has no fat on him.
He got He got that hell of a swing man

(39:54):
if he played more often. But it's up to him.
He's twenty four here, figure it out. Yeah, and Tommy
is a golfer. You you know, man, we had a
good time. We wasn't bad though. You know. Tommy hit
some good shots, didn't He hit some stuff you couldn't believe.
I hit some good shots. Then I hit some stuff
you couldn't believe. You know, I didn't. I didn't play well.

(40:18):
Or that day that dog on a mad rashod was
hitting that ball man, and he took second place because
of a mad rashod. Oh, he kept us in it. Boy,
Tommy made some critical puts on the green. You know,
I made some good chips from around the green that

(40:39):
kept us in it. I made a couple of good puts.
They only took one of my drives. You know that's
because everybody else was out of bounds in it. Well,
you know, then you want to play play the nicest shots,
so you know, I had a couple of shots that
they took and kept. But it was interesting, man, it

(41:01):
was it was we had a fun day. Man was
at that one again, a conez and that was his
first time ever playing. Right, All right, all right, we're
moving on. Coming up next, it is a nephew in

(41:22):
the prank phone call for it today. Right after this
you're listening to show coming up at the top of
the hour. Write about four minutes after it's my strawberry
letter for today. The subject this makes me laugh for
some reason. I don't like his features. Okay, like his features.

(41:44):
Here we go. This is not about you. Yeah, well,
I'm only want to seem to have heard that one before.
Sounds oh so familiar to me. All right, well we'll
get into that just a bit, but right now it
is time for the nephew and the prank phone call

(42:04):
what you got for us? Now, before I give you
the time, I just want to ask everybody, have you
ever left your draw? Have you ever done it? Yes? Yes, everybody,
Junior you ever left your draws bringing up? They might
be listening on the stage. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure
they're not listening. Yes, yes, it was. Answer quietly. Did

(42:30):
you leave in a rush? I've left for the rush.
I've left from my purpose, I've left from cost. Don't
if I need to see this? Yeah, I took some
draws off, threw them out the window one time. I'm
on the way home. Well, you know, you know I can't.
I can't ask latest this. I'm trying to remember employe

(42:53):
wise what you can and can't do. Don't. Let's you
run the damn prank. I'm sorry, let's just run the prank.
That's just the title. Is he left his draw cat dog?
If you would draws up? Let's go over, Yes, mister, yes, Hey,
this is the door man mark of your building. Okay,

(43:14):
I have a mistress in here who is trying to
get buzzed up to your unit? Are you Are you
at home right now? Sir? No? No, no, sir, I'm
not a who Yeah a mister, um what you say,
I'm sorry you say, mister, and he wants be buzzed up.
Supposedly he left some articles in the room. Are in

(43:34):
your unit a couple of days ago, and that was
out of town a couple of days ago. What day
are we talking about? Uh? So you actually, he said Wednesday, Thursday,
and Friday. He was there all three days. You guys
let him into my apartment for three days. He was
in my place. Mister. We don't let anybody in and

(43:55):
let someone in the unit allows them to be buzzed up.
That's the rules here of the building. So we definitely
didn't do anything. So who let him in? Who busts
him in? Me? Sir? I hate to say it, but
I'm assuming your wife musts to bust him up. You
mean my wife was not there three days ago. She
was on a business trip. She was not at the
apartment three days ago. No, sir, your wife was here.
I've actually seen your wife come in and out. Okay,

(44:18):
to dude is there right now? He's downstairs. He's here
right now with me, Sir. What did he leave him? Okay,
one second, missus, hang on what you actually leave? Fair
of pants and what else? He says, he left a
pair of pants and underwear and the two prush shirt.
Sir was still Hill Hill. He's there right now. Let

(44:41):
me talk to him. Put him on the phone. Let
me talk some guards. You know what, missus. Right now
we're listening to you, and I rate the way you're saying.
I don't want to put this cow on the phone. Mark.
If you want to keep your job at the building,
you go put him on the phone now, miss sir. Sorry, missus,
he's actually even out of the building now, he's what

(45:04):
he's walking out. Should put him on the phone. Way,
it's your problem. You got videos to veilings, right, You
got video footage that everybody that comes in and out
of the building, right, Um, yes, sir, But you know,
if if nothing occurs, we I think we should have
footage that goes back at least two weeks, so we
should be able to pull some things out for you. Sir. Yeah,

(45:25):
I'm gonna need you to get that. And I need
to sit over to me right now. I'm at my
work email. I need it today because this is some'all
let some my apartment and this is it's like what
kind of Lincoln poop are you? What kind of in
before are you? Sir? Missus? Missus day on a second,
All right, well please hear me out, sir, hear me out.

(45:46):
I have we haven't just let someone in, someone in
your unit buzz someone up. We didn't just let anyone up. Now,
I know you don't want to hear it, but I'm
assuming your wife buzz this guy just turns up. We
didn't do that. You should put up and get me
what I asked for and then with done. Okay. Well, well,

(46:09):
you know you're saying I am a problem. Maybe you
have a problem pleasing your wife and that's why she's
buzzing other people up. You talking to me like that,
you're being you're respectful to me as well, sir. No, no, no, no.
The disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up
in my business. That you know is now. I haven't
let anybody up here. I can't stop your wife for

(46:31):
doing what she's doing. Do you like some guy in
what you're thinking it might be taking out on me
what you should be saying to your wife. Somebody has
got a dress up all the time and always buzzing
somebody up to the room on your guard. That's don't
want me to do. Man, missus you you you know what.
I'm the only round here busting my take kids. Damn man,

(46:53):
I'm want you're working right, now to pay for that.
So they got job where you might be handling man whatever, Denner,
you're not. You're not handling your business at home. That's
why she keeps buzzing people up. Sir. You know what,
what the business I'm gonna handle when I get home
today is shown your wife has been Sir, you're gonna

(47:13):
quit calling me the doorman? Okay, you want to woman,
what's your mother position? What you do for a living?
I'm a doorman door and thank you miss door man.
Bat fact, I'm gonna stop calling you miss the doorman
because that's giving you too much respect. Okay, but if
you know, if you if you stop calling me from
going up to your room, you'll be fine. Who the

(47:35):
Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your
wife got me the prank phone call you you're crazy? Yes,
by the job cussing man's cool? Man, You don't know

(48:06):
that was going through my head and she was about
to get it. Y'allways, everybody was about, Hey, man, I
gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man? Gotta
be the Steve Harvey Morning So got to be, got

(48:26):
to be and who is the most ignorant on that show?
Got to be me? Yes, how do y'all feel about that? Okay,
mister door man, Okay, excuse me, excuse the question. Am
I back in time for the praise and worship service? Yes,
you are right, you are right. I'm cute, right right,

(48:53):
grades of all time, he greatest of all time. Thank you,
thank you all you thought what you think, but you
know he's the king of pranks, and I know he's
the greatest of all time. Thank you, thank you, sir.

(49:17):
All right, and the greatest of all time. It's hooking
up with some of the greatest, far greater than me.
New Year's Eve, New Year's Comedy, Laugh Fest, Earthquake, Eddie Griffin,
Cly the Entertainer, Deal, Hughley and hosted by yours truly
nephew Tommy. It jumps off Chicago, Illinois, December the thirtieth, Baby,
You do not want to miss it, Washington, d C.
On the first, Atlanta, Georgia on January second. Tickets available

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all ticket Master outlets, or you can go to the
box office any of one of these arenas and get
yourself some tickets to watch ignorance at its best. Did
you hear that line of Eddie Griffin deal Hugley earthquake?
Sturdy entertainer hosted by the Food the prank master of

(50:02):
himself Nick Time, Oh god, I'm in beast mold baby,
Yeah I am, yeah, yeah, m hmm continuation I show right,

(50:26):
all right, Matthew, what coming up next? Strawberry Letter? The
subject is I don't like his features and it's not
about Steve, and we'll get back into it. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening to the show,

(50:46):
all right, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
if you need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot
com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading
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to read this one right here, right now, and you
never know, it could be yours. It could be yours.

(51:07):
Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. All right, thank you, nephew.
Subject I don't like his features, okay, Dear Stephen Shirley,
I'm a forty one year old, beautiful woman with a
lot going for myself. I modeled underwear when I was
in my twenties, and I still have the body to
prove it. When I usually meet men, it's because they

(51:29):
comment on my body or my looks. I finally met
this great guy that isn't shallow, and he's taking his
time to get to know me. He's forty four years
old and he's sixty four with big brown eyes. He's
not my usual type because he's not that handsome, but
I decided to try something different. Kissing him at first

(51:51):
was awkward because he has a long, pointed nose, but
I learned how to work around it. We discussed hygiene
early on, and he must have heard me loud and
clear because he started to groom his beard and his
mustache better. He wears baggy sweats a lot, and he's
when he's out and about. When we go out, he's

(52:12):
in jeans and a long, button down a button front shirt.
I told him he dresses like a teenager, and he
said that I could not change everything about him, so
I let it go. Then I realized why he dresses
like that, and I was disgusted. After six long months
of dating six months of dating, we went on an

(52:33):
anniversary trip and I decided this was a perfect time
to have sex for the first time. I had never
seen him with a shirt off or anything. When he
took off his baggy sweats, all I saw was hip
and a big booty. He has a six past, small
waist and hips curvier than mine. I could tell he

(52:58):
was ashamed, so I tried to to like it wasn't
a big deal. It was so hard to be intimate
with him, and he could tell that my vibe was off.
The facial features are fine, but the hips and booty
sent me over the edge. I already know that my
girls are going to flip out if they find out.
I know nobody's perfect, but this is a lot. But

(53:20):
I'd be shallow to dump him because of his features. Well,
you know it is. It is shallow. It is a
bit shallow for you to do that. And I mean,
but we all like what we like, and obviously we
don't like what we don't like. And you don't like
hips and a butt on a man, And that does
sound a little shallow. It is what you like, though,

(53:43):
because first you're talking about how beautiful you are and
how your body is great and how the men you know,
talk about your your your body and your looks and
all of that, and you know, then you talk about
how unattractive he is or he's not your type because
he's not handsome. Um, well, that's okay. It's just that

(54:04):
if this is a good guy who treat you well,
he's clean, he's smart, he's kind of don't don't throw
him out just because you don't like his hips and
but I don't know. Uh, And you're right, men aren't
supposed to have hits, and but we are. But they
are exceptions to every rule. I mean, is he a
good guy? Does he treat you well? Do you know?
How does he make you feel? All of that? You know,

(54:26):
do you see a future with him? Then you know,
you decide if you want to stay with him. If
you absolutely can't deal with this man and he's kurvy
hips and this, but then you gotta move on. That's
just it. You know, you gotta move on. What can
I tell you? You don't like him, get out of there.
You gotta move on. You gotta cure what you sounded

(54:51):
totally uncomfortable dealing with this letter because you don't like
to hurt and insult people, and I've known that about
you for years. A wonderful kind characteristic that you have.
On the other hand, ain't I no problem with either
one of those? So now I have to ask you
a couple of questions about this letter, because I'm not

(55:13):
sure when a woman says a man has hips exactly
what does she mean about that? You know, a woman
has hip? How woman is that? No, I don't explain
it to me. A woman has just wis small waist
fun you know she has it still, small waisting, curvy hip, yeah,
coke bottle, hyeah, coke, coke col bot. Yeah, a coke

(55:37):
bottle figure. Right, Well, that's kind of what she's saying
about him. He has curvy hips and a big butt,
that's what he said. He got a flat stomach and
a six pack, but he got curvy hips and a
big butt. She said, yeah, they're curvier than her. All right,
I got it. Let's go with the letter. Here I go,

(55:57):
just needing some clarity on it, all right, here we go. Now,
this forty one year old beautiful woman got a lot
going on. Used to be an underwear model. She fine,
let you get that out the way. She fine, she
farty one. She's still fine, got it, won't it? Believe
it all that now you knew meet me and they

(56:20):
talk about your looks and your beauty. I believe that
the lady ain't lying, but she's been taking this time
to get this guy that's really trying to get to
know her. He's farty folks, six folk, big brown eyes,
you know what I'm saying. But he's usually not that type.
Now let's go back to the title of the letter.
I don't like his features. I was told in the

(56:42):
ninth grade by in that bill the reason she wasn't
going to the junior prom with me was because she
didn't like my facial features. That scarred me deeply for
a large portion of my life, and as you can tell,
it still comes back every now and then. So initially
with the under this letter, I was immediately defensive because

(57:03):
old hit his health of and found her way to
my radio show. Now now she still ain't likeing me
and facial feature. I thought it was in the Bible
to wrote this letter what it could be because she
was fine there she might still be fun anyway, I'm
talking this lowdown health of and found her way to
my radio show to remind me again. Oh lord, hang on.

(57:27):
Part two of your response coming up at twenty three
minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject I don't
like his features. We'll get into it, back into it
right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on,
let's recap today's Strawberry letter subject I don't like his features.
All right. This fine chick used to be an underwear model,

(57:49):
and her twenty forty one, she's still banging a lot
of men compliment I believe all that, but she ain't
really been having no luck for me and just wanting
for what she looks like. And this one guy she
met finally took the time to get to know. H Oh,
he's forty four, six foot fall, big brown eyes, not
your usual type because he's not that handsome. I was
trying to relate to the fact that this letter was

(58:11):
rigidly about me. I thought, because a woman told me
she didn't like my facial features one time. This letter
is she don't like his features, which hurt me because
I was never going to change how look, because we
didn't have money for reconstructive surgery back in the days,
and we didn't even know what it was back there,
so I was pretty much stuck like Chuck. So I've
had to deal with that on going, and now was

(58:32):
bringing it up to the fact that there's three of
us men on this show fit into this category except
for Tommy. Tommy seems to think that he is Hamson,
and I just wanted to finally point out the Timmy, Tommy,
you're handsome if you were like as in hamster handsome
or to a rat, Shimmy the cricket handsome, you know,

(58:58):
the turtle on the wax com Mississippi. They laughing, yea
carl and say, because she's in agreement with him, Mississippi.
They jumped, They jumped in they involved. But anyway, it
was kind of hard awkward kissing him because he has

(59:19):
a long pointed nose, but I learned how to work
around it. We discussed hygiene early. Must have heard me
loud and clear. He started grooming his bed and his
mustads better. He wears baggy sweats and lots when he
out and about. When we go out, he's in jeans
with a long button front shirt. Then you told the
lady tum dressed like a teenager. He said he couldn't
change everything. About him, all right, so I let it go.

(59:42):
Then I realized why he dressed like that, and I
was discussing, you know, six months of dating. It went
on the anniversary trip and she decided perfect time to
have some sex with this man. Well, she had never
seen him with his shirt off anything. And then when
he took off his baggy sweats, all I saw was
hips and a big booty. Now he had a six
pat always hips curve it than mine. I could tell

(01:00:04):
he wasn't a shamed, so I tried to act like
it wasn't a bit. Now surely explained to me what
they mean by hips. That means that Coca cola bottle
type or shape where a woman has a small waist
and then the hips go out. I've seen a man
like this. I've seen him in the other way, turn
that upside down, big ass stumbled a little bit ass booty.

(01:00:28):
I've seen that look like a look like a sugar
cone with a double scoop of ice cream own it.
I've seen that look, right, I've seen and asked me
and try to wear skin of jeans when they wasn't skinny.
I've seen that, so I'm very familiar with that, right, there,
or you lost all of us on the show with that.

(01:00:50):
He he's got a six pack, small waist, and hips
curve it than mine. I've never seen that, so I
don't know how to address that. I could tell he
was a shame, so I tried to act like it
was a big deal. It was so hard to be
intimate with him. He could tell my vibe was off
out the magic because you know, you want to rub
your man while he on you, but then you rub
down there and if you know, he got more booty

(01:01:11):
than you got, And I don't know how you starting
to field back being called rubbing on the same thing,
And I'm starting to trying to figure out how that's working.
Know why it is? You know you across no love
handling nothing, you know, you run across no love handle,
just smooth, And all of a sudden he just curved

(01:01:32):
out on you like he gotta like like he gotta
fix a flat booty, like he didn't been in lying
down in Atlanta and got it hunked up. High pressure. Anyway, anyway,
she say, the facial features are fine, but the hips
and booty sitting me over the edge. I already know

(01:01:52):
your girls gonna flip out if they find out. I
know nobody's perfect, but I know if this is a lot,
would i'd be shallow to dump him because of his measures. Well,
let's talk about this for a minute, because the very
reason that most men won't you are simply because of
your features. Here's a man who took the time to
get to know you a little bit better, and now
you've got some features about him you don't care for. Now,

(01:02:15):
let's just admit something about myself, young lady, your forty mother,
your into looks very much so. And as all most people,
that's not a knock. But you into looks, you into,
how you look, you into, how they look, what they think.
And so what's going to happen is because of peer
pressure and your and your requirement for looks, you're going

(01:02:39):
to dump him. That's what you're going to do. That's
what you're going to do, and you could miss out
on a really great man. Now, we could do some
things to offset this hill. You can't get rid of
it as you don't have to oka his ass instead

(01:02:59):
of going to the gym, got to go to the buffet. Oh,
we gotta fatten it up. Yeah, you gotta get rid
of that damn six pack. Dog it out. You need
a good balance. You need some damn love handles. That's
what you need. Now. I don't know him to recommend this,

(01:03:19):
but your ass got to get into the buffet and
you got to sit down. You got to invest some time.
Stop all this crunches and all this mess you're doing
at the gem. We ain't doing that no more. We're
going in here. We're gonna get rid of this six pack.
We'll get you a grown ass man stomach and going

(01:03:41):
to work with it. Save your relationship, old ass man stomach.
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(01:04:02):
Step show, all right, come on you in your time
for you and sports talk? What you got? Yeah? With
my man pipping at his pimpers picks, here I go, here,
I go, Yeah, I go all the way from due Bay.
You know how I'm pimping. You're gonna be to make
a football pick in Dubai. You can't even watch the man.

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I ain't been keeping up I've been gone, son, what
you want? You want? All right? Here we go, pipping
Jaguars versus the Titans. This ain't hard, jague, okay, surprise
upset victory. Yeah. Raiders versus the Chiefs, pimping Chiefs, all right? Okay,
Saks versus the Jets. Another shocker Jets. That's two and

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one week, pipper. Yeah, I'm picking all shockers, man, I
ain't playing with John Cowboys versus the Washington football team.
This is gonna be a good one, oh man, our boys, yes, sir,
Falcons versus the Pathers Panthers. Okay, all shockers, baby shockers. Okay,

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Seahawks versus the Texans, come on, pimper Seahawks show you
know that. Stop. Lions versus the Broccos. Pimper two in
a row for Detroit, Come on, Lions. Here he go.
New York Jazz versus the Los Angeles Charges Challengers, yes, sir, okay.

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Forty nine Ers versus the Bengals. Oh man, you know
what the Bengals been bawling, man, and then in the
division with the Browns, so I normally pull against him.
But you know what, another shocker Bengals. Okay, all right,

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Bill versus the Buck of this. Oh man, that's gonna
be a game. Tom Brady and the Buck of Nes
the Biggest, him the Best versus the Packers. Pippan, the Rackers,
Rams versus the Cardinals. Cardinals. All right, Pippant, and here

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your team is man, the Brows versus the Rapists. Go
give it to him Ravens. Wait a minute, pimpants. Hold up,
I said, the Browns versus the Rapsts. You camp down
whatever you know. I'm you know, Pippan ain't easy, but
somebody gotta do it. Man, I ain't gotta be real right.
We got Lamar versus Baker. You do the man, Man,

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that's the shockle right now, ain't yeah? Man, I told
you I'm in from shocking. Man, I'm in due. Ain't
got time telling the truth. I'm too way from I'm
too far away from the home. Lie Man, ain't no
time and it's like him, I'm telling true all right,
Thank you, Junior, Thank you. Pemphin. Coming up at the

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top of the hour, we'll play a round. I would
you rather with the guys right after this. You're listening
to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Here we go, guys
with a round up. Would you rather? Would you rather
live in a mansion by a volcano, or would you
rather live in a tiny house have a nice, beautiful

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view of the ocean, be able to go. I'm gonna
take it. I'm gonna deal with that. Now, live in
a mansion by a volcano or live in a tiny
house by the ocean with gorgeous views. I'm gonna deal
with that volcano. If it erupted, I'm out, but I'm
gonna ride it up. That's better than a damn tiny asshouse.

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I'm not living in a tiny house. In the tiny house,
Jay not doing When I walk out the bathroom, I'm
in the kitchen. No, No, you gonna be in the
bathroom any kitchen at the same damn time. He ain't
walking nowhere, You're gonna be in there, turning, Junior, I'm

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gonna go with the mansion by the volcano. That's all right.
Would you rather fight Mike Tyson b B to ride
a bull in the Texas Rodeo. I'm gonna ride that
bull and gonna go eight seconds to watch me. I'm

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not gonna make eight seconds. I'm gonna make that I'm scared.
Soon as they open the gate. They're gonna flip my
ass back into shoote, I'm gonna fall on that cowboy
that opened the gate. You never know when Mike's gonna
go back in the biting mode. You never know, you know,

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even even if you don't Jay one lick. Yeah and
that's it. Yeah, this lights out even Ty today still
got it like that. Okay, would you rather spend a
week in Vegas or would you rather spend a week
in Brazil during Carnival? He would you rather spend a

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week in Vegas? Or would you rather spend a week
in Brazil during Carnival? We got to go to got
you got to do? Man? You want to be in
I'm going to isn't a way I'm going to Hell.
That's why I for this conversation. I'm on the backside.
I'm miss out on Brazil. Hey man, I'm trying to

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get in. I'm going to get in, trying to get myself.
Is that? What is that way? The Jesus is spread
out on the mountain in Brazil? Huh Okay, I'm going
to have to look at that. You look at that
and then look up at the Jesus and all sins
out a giving pl thank you, all right? Would you

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would you rather skip a haircut for three months or
would you rather se I don't know why that question
is in there? Why is that one in there? Got
no hair? When you gotta groom yourself, you do shave
your head. Hair still grows on your head the hair cut.

(01:10:24):
I'm not missing them showers. You already know that. Three months,
three months, three months? What is your head gonna look
like in three months without shirl? I'm gonna have that
old I'm gonna have that ring around that old man. Look,
that's what I'm gonna have. But I'm gonna be smelling good,
and I'm gonna keep my cap on. What does that take?

(01:10:47):
This cap out? With that ring around the whole moved, love, moved,
don't change its just completely. You're gonna look like a
tibet month. Oh my god. I don't want a picture
of us looking like this though. That's what I don't want. No,
we don't need that, look, we don't need that. Don't

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come to work, all right? Would you would you rather
have your own golf stream G five fifty jet or
a four hundred foot yacht. Give me that yacht, Give
that y hey. First of all, let me. You all

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have no idea what you just asked for. The cost,
the maintenance cost. You y'all don't understand, sir, No give
me that give because the freak the freakiness you can
do on that yacht does not compare to that plane.
We're not even moving. You can thank you guys. Coming up,

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we'll have more of the c. Harvay Morning Show at
twenty minut it's after the hour. Right after this, you're
listening to show well. The stars were out for Virgil
Ablow's memorial service this week. The Louis Baton and Off
White designer died on November twenty eighth at the age
of forty one after a private two year battle with

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cardiac angio sarcoma that's a rare and aggressive cancer. Ablow
was honored at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago.
Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Drake, and Rihanna were some of
the celebrities that were present. Visibly shaken and emotional, Lauren
Hill gave a live performance. Both Louis Baton and Off

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White have since turned into stores turn its stores into
memorial grounds for Ablow, filled with flowers and notes from fans.
He will be missed for sure. Oh yeah, yeah. Great designer, man,
great designer, amazing design. Wish that field boy the red

(01:13:05):
outfit you wore earlier, Steve, that Ellie style that was
a tribute to Virgil Ablow, right, Oh yeah according to
Ellie m hm hm Chris trending, that's really really so
great in it. Yeah, Hey, did you see Jay Jay
had a fly pitch on on Instagram with the with
the hat in the timber the picture. Ye about that picture, Tommy,

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I did that picture in Atlanta. It didn't go well
in LA with all that red on, not at all
and some problems. More of the Steve leaving right there,
right there, right there, right of the Steve Arvey Morning
Show coming up at thirty three minutes after, right after this,
you're listening to show. Well the plumber that found that

(01:13:54):
money in the wall of Joel Osten's Lakewood church in
the bathroom. I remember that he found over six hundred
thousand dollars earlier this week. Well, guess what he's going
to get a reward? He's going all right there, twenty
thousand dollars what you found six hundred? He's going to
get you can't. You can't get more than the lord

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in the lord house. Now, he should have just took
that damn money home. I told y'all, that's a lot
of people said, yeah, the lord twenty thousand, pretty cool.
I don't, I don't care what you know what you're
gonna say it again, I say it again. That's why
Joel Ostein didn't open them doors. He didn't want to
get that money on the wall wet. So this is

(01:14:36):
my money, this is my money at all. But see
what I want with this money. Well, and that's not
a lot of money. For a plumber could make twenty
thousand dollars in a day. That's really not enough money.
That's really not That's what if you pulled six hundred
out of wall, you're not gonna keep that. I'm keeping

(01:14:59):
it all. Yeah, they don't. No one would know that
that that that money was in there. I'm oh no, no, no, no,
that's not even a discussion. We have it, Okay, that money,
that money gets out that wall, that money would never
see a bank. What you mean, well, I'm gonna put it,
I'm gonna take it home. It's gonna be in my wall.

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By the fact, whatever I was doing plumbing wid whatever
I was fixing, I'm not even fixing. I'm just out nothing.
Now I'm gonna say I found a thousand dollars in
the wall. Do you know anything about it? That's what
I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say that. I'm saying nothing
about no money and no wall. Why are we talking
about this. I'm putting that money in this plumber sack.

(01:15:43):
I'm going in my truck. I'm gonna going I'm gonna stop,
and I'm gonna tell him. Hey, listen, I will open
the wall. I can't work here no more. Uh, I'm
I'm I got COVID. I gotta go home right now.
Be told. I'm the house counting this money. Because I
don't know how much it is yet, but it looked

(01:16:04):
like a lot. I say, we go over there and
bust some mote walls down. It might be some mote. Yeah,
I'm with you, Timmy, because there's got to be more
walls with more money in it. I'm with you. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
don't tell because all you'll get us twenty grand. It
was money on checks, by the way, it was check
old checks. It was money, and now it's money and

(01:16:29):
checks I don't know how to character the checks, don't
you not that long? I'm not playing. I'm not doing it. Chet.
I do know how to do it, but not anymore.
We're not where my life. You don't look like Misteria Jackson.

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Well I am, That's who I am. Checks. All right,
it's coming up. It is the last break of the day,
and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
only Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this,
you're listening show. All right, guys, here we are our

(01:17:13):
last break of the day on this Friday. Don't tell
me when I tell you today went by fast. When
I tell you, today was like the fastest stay now,
I've done this for quite some time. Yeah, but today
the day was its initial like a black a blur.
It was like a blur. Steve, you know, you come

(01:17:34):
in and you but it was hard work. Now, don't
get me wrong, it was hard work, but fast it was. Anyway,
I like to do a shout out for a good
friend of mine who passed away over the weekend by
the name of mister d Miller. Time comedian Arthur, very
funny guy passed away at the age I think he's
about maybe fifty four. He had a little battle with

(01:17:54):
cancer and he's truly going to be missed. Played the
club a couple of times. Good brother, we're gonna meet you,
mister Deans alone. Been in the business of quite a while. Yes,
good dude, real good dude. Yes right, that's yeah. Condolea's
is still the family. Thank you, Jay and Steve. We
want to shout out Ellie again, your stylist, Ellie Caramo.

(01:18:18):
Ellie is nominated Jay, you didn't hear us when we
were talking about this yesterday. Ellie is nominated for Fashion
Stylist of the Year, Fashion Stylist of the Year on
fashion Bomb Daily dot com. So if you want to
vote for Ellie, and we certainly hope you do, Yeah,
go to fashion Bomb Daily dot com scrolled down. I

(01:18:40):
think it would be really nice for him, man, everybody
go to fashion Daily dot com, fashionion Bomb Daily, dot
Bomb Daily, fashion Bomb Daily dot com and vote for Ellie.
That would be real nice touch man. I think he's
done a great yet and then one day will be
what would be really nice, is it he everybody on
this show get one of them colors that we could

(01:19:02):
all have a color on and we wouldn't be playing
like we are now. Yeah, that would be yeah. Well
you know you got color money for show, so you
know you can probably make that. I'm gonna get the colors.
I'm gonna get the color that don't cost as much,
but I'm gonna have the color I want if you
don't have a problem with color. So did they gro

(01:19:24):
The day I met you, you was making sunshine yellow
pants matching match. I didn't know how to make I
didn't know how to make pockets and so but I
worked on that. I worked on that, and I didn't
know put your money yet. Jaw did want my hand,
damn it. It was in my hand that yeah. Yeah,

(01:19:47):
always somebody that can't make a pants, so I ain't
make no pocket in my hand. Go ahead place. I
had my chopstick, my credit card, boy, one of them
think so man. I had a credit card from fifth
third Bank. Was my first credit card I ever had,
and I was in Baltimore. Man, I stuck it in

(01:20:09):
the machine. I just wanted to get forty dollars so
I get some gas where they kept that card. That
machine kept a card. I didn't know how it worked.
So I spent the night I was home this anyway,
I spent the night in the front of the teller
machine till the bank open, and went in and asked
them to open the machine and just hand me my card,
you know, just get back to me. I ain't gonna
I don't want the forty y'all could keep it forty.

(01:20:30):
I't your ATM machine. Just give me my card back.
The lady says, sir, that is not how this works.
I said, well, I've been sitting on in this parking
lot all night long, so I gotta get a car.
You don't understand. It's my only hope of getting back home.
It's my only hope of getting back out had they
didn't give it to me. I learned the valuable lesson.

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I know one thing. Every time I saw a Fifth
Third bank, I had chiels and I went through something.
It took me a long time to look at Fifth Third.
I've talked about them in my shows and everything. They
can close Fifth Third for all I care. I know
that feelings. I had to pay for a car and divorce.

(01:21:13):
I'm not gonna say what kind of car was, but
whoever owned that car? When I would see it, I
spit on that car. I don't care whose it was.
I would spit right on that damn car because I
had to. Yeah, because I hadn't pay for the time,
I had to pay for the car, and so I
had no love for that car. So if you came
out and something spit on your card, that was me.
I feel better enough. I can't apologize, Oh yeah, I

(01:21:40):
can't apologize on this radio show for the things I've
done and ask because I'll show would then be shore
of purely confessions. We would have to remove all pranks,
strawberry letters, and everything else to devote the time that
I need to apologize for the things I've done wrong.
So I'm not even gonna get Just know that the

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Lord has given me and that's all that's needed. Yeah,
I'm with you. I'm gonna change man. Now. People may
not forgive, but God does. And that's the one. I'm
going with that one right there, because I do want
to apologize to mister Moore on Della Contestant. That was
down the street for me. I've never said this on

(01:22:24):
the radio or anything before, but I've probably stolen thousands
of dollars worth of stuff from his story out the apologize. Yeah,
I said that, Yeah, I was. I was. I was eight,
So yeah, I'm I'm way past at your limitations. I
was eight, and and mister Moore's gone too, so he's
no longer appropriate times. Thousands of dollars of stuff. I

(01:22:51):
was hops, Hope's pasted, potated chills, candid hands, any ray red, Damn,
I stole, I don't hold it. Case was open. I

(01:23:13):
thought I was grabbing it, nogging tray damn. But all
has changed now, Steve, you or judge, and no one
can judge you for the things you did when you
were young. So how about that. That's exactly right. Thank
you all. Have a great weekend. Everybody. We love you.
I'll talk to you soon. I'll be doing this Universe
live on Fox on Sunday Night with Yeah. So I'll

(01:23:37):
be doing a lot of traveling. When I get back
out of the air, back on the ground in the States,
I'll be back on the radio. Got a law for you,
get the names right. The winter is for all, Steve.

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