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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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At all at all, So.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't given them amic.
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Buf bus things.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to.
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Show, I don't joy.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah, joy.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
Show.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
You know you love you.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
Gotta turn.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turned. Probably got to turn the
mouth turn a wad of the Monico Loo.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Come come out.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You're thinking, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You're listening to the voice, come on, dig me now
one and on it. Steve Harvey got a radio show man, Yeah,
I do. Man. God been good to me. Man, he
been so good to me. Wow. And and you know
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why I say it like that. What makes it amazing
is because it's been in spite of myself. I mean,
you know what I mean by that. I mean I
mean that he's been good to me in spite of
all the craziness I've done, all the foolishness I've gotten
myself involved with, and not only got but knowingly got
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myself involved with, all of the stupid decisions I've made.
Put all that to the side, and he's still been
good to me. Bring it all and put it on
the plate, and he's still being good to me. Man.
That's amazing man, And I'm sure there's a lot of
people that can say the exact same thing. I mean,
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come on, man, I got you. Ain't famous, I got
ain't nobody, got no microphone in your face, I got nobody,
ain't got no spotlight on you. I got nobody, ain't
got no camera in your face. I got nobody. Probably
ain't nobody blogging about you. But let me tell you something.
If you break it down and be real about it,
Oh you done done something outside the box. You done
done something ladies included, you've done something out the box.
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You woke up and went what did I do that for? Oh?
We've all done it. So with all that said and done,
God still loves you, man, God still loves you, still
wants the best for you, still considers you his child,
and its willing. It's willing man to show you your future.
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He is willing to show you your life. He is
willing to let you take a peek at the blueprint. Man.
That's an amazing God right there. Because I know I
couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad it's him,
you know. Today, Man, I want to encourage brothers out there.
And when I say brothers, I'm talking to everybody that's
of the male species. I don't care about your color.
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I really really don't. I don't even have time for
that in my day. Matter of fact, sometimes when you
get to discuss and race, I just get tired of it.
Sometimes I just wish, you know, some days I just
want to wake up, just do me. You know, I
got what the skin tone is, I got that, But
I just want to wake up some days and just
going by my business and do me. I don't want
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to have to deal with it somebody. I get tired
of talking about the issues. Ain't gonna make them go away,
But sometimes I get tired. So to day, I'm talking
to brothers, all the brothers of the male species. I'm
talking about men today. Man, if you ain't doing it all,
if you're feel an empty man, start today completing your
process and your journey. And you know what I'm saying
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by that, if there's a part of you just missing
as a man, and now, man, I'm talking to you.
So you know, some ladies listening, but you know what
I'm talking about. It's some part of you that's missing
as a man. If you ain't really been in touch
with your kids like you're supposed to now for whatever
the reason is. And please know, I do understand how
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sometimes women can use children as pawns. It happens all
the time. I've been through it. I've been through it, man,
I know what it feels like, man, to wanna do something.
But because you ain't got this or you ain't doing this,
then I ain't gonna let you have this. You gotta
fight through, fellas, you got to fight through. You got
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to fulfill your end of the deal. And I got
how difficult they making it. I got how man, it's
gonna come with some drama, but you gotta fight through it.
Because man, we need fathers to be fathers. That's really
what we need. If you're a man out there and
you are a father of a child, we need you
do your job. I'm talking about our community, our situation,
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us as a people, all of us. We need you
to be a father period. Hey man, I ain't coming
down on you. I'm just your boy. I'm your man.
And I've been in the same predicament, in the same
hole myself where I couldn't get to them, where they
would use as pawns where they were told things about
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me that wasn't even true. I've been through it. You
can't see them, you don't come up. Okay, okay, I
got all that. You ain't sent this. You ain't okay,
Hey got all that. If you can call them sometimes,
tell them you're thinking about them, tell them you love them.
If you can get a letter to them, if you
can get a message to your children through one of
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your relatives, start the process today. Be a father. It's
your job now. Because you ignoring him, or you acting
like they ain't over there, or you thee backed them
out of your mind because the situation got too difficult.
I got that. I got that. But you got to
step up and be fathers. You got to write a letter.
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You gotta send the money. If she talking about it.
If you don't send all the money, you ain't gonna
seem send what you got if she if taking it
over there is too much drama, send it through a relative,
give it to a mama, give it to her sister,
ask her to take it over there and do something
for the baby. Because okay, okay, you can't deal with
the drama. I got that, and I know it's much
to pay. When you have to deal with that because
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clearly I know hell have no fury like a woman's going.
Please know. I know that, Please know, And that's a
real statement. That ain't no saying, Steve got that's that's
the truth. But do what you gotta do. Sometimes you
have to apologize. Sometimes an apology goes a long way
to your children. Just say look, because I've made this
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apolo before. Hey man, look I'm sorry I wasn't there
for you. I was out grinding and hustling and I
wasn't paying attention to you and I should have been.
And I apologize now. I imagine, man, there's days where
you was telling people I was your father up at
the school and they wasn't believing you. I apologize for
sending you through that. But now, ma'am, I tell you what.
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I made some mistakes, and I got it together. I
want me and you to move forward as father and son.
I want me and you to move forward as father
and daughter. I want to be in your life now.
I ain't got a lot, but guess what, I know
a lot because if you a man and you a father,
please know, you know something that child don't know. You
have information, you have experience. That's all they need sometimes
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to have somebody to talk to. That daughter yours just
needs to know from her daddy, how should a man
treat me? Dad? What should I look for in a man? See,
they'll take that information from you because they know it's
come from the right place. And then you know that
your son needs you because you know how difficult it
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is if you're trying to be a man without your daddy.
You already know how funky that is, right there. So
come on, man and meet your mistakes and move forward.
Call your kids, write a letter, get a phone number
on them, send a text, drop a message, send a
note up to the school. Do something. Man. If those
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of us that are fathers would just be fathers, I
could shut the minering camp down. Now. I will say,
I apologize because I don't want you to think I'm
coming down on you. But I've been through this myself.
I ain't really coming down. I'm just reminding you. This
is our job. These are our children, this is our responsibility.
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We are men. There is no excuses. You don't get
you don't get cut a brake on that one.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Sorry, you're listening.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Show ladies and gentlemen without further. Ado, let me make
this announcement that it's morning again. He did it again.
It's morning again. Do you realize? Do you realize that
he has done it again? Nothing you can do about it.
You can't stop that sun from coming up. You can't
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stop it from setting. You can't you can't stop time.
You can't affect the tide, time and tide weights on. No, man,
crystal clear, I don't understand how there are people who
are still questioning whether there's a god or not when
the evidence is everywhere, the wind that blows where it
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comes from. But you're trying to tell me signs the
oceans that got created or that just came from science,
The mountains, the meadows, the valleys, the flowering, the seasons,
all of it. Polar bears anything, polar bears paying the
bad where they come from. If ain't no God, how
come all the bads ain't white? While you got brown bears,
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black beds, black and white bed while you got grizzly bad,
while while you got that black bed what what? It's
just too much evidence? Man, Horizon, sunsets, cloud covering. You
ever seen the sunset look the same twice? Nope? Ever
seen cloud cover that was the exact same, Nope. Ever
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seen two clouds shaped alike? Nope. Ever seen a body
of water that looked the same every single day? Nope,
It's just too much evidence. Man, Steve Harrey Morning Show,
Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the
legend that is nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
You know, voting right now, be voting everybody everything. But
I just I'm just curious on how you would do
this if you was If you was president, you could
pick your cabinet amongst us. What positions and rolls do
we have in your in your cabinet?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
In president, Monica would be the minister of education because
she got the most degrees. Why she got the most degrees? Uh,
color would be in charge of h hood, h housing
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and urban development. We're gonna keep her right in the hood, good,
right with my people.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yes, Uh, I'd.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Put Thomas cheap Ass in charge of finance because he
stands his hell. We'll reduce the debt because he don't
buy you nothing unless it's on sale or the only
thing he bought news that damn house. I was surprised
when he bought that Shad told you that shock he
at war, Go buy a used cart heartbeat.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
Hold on on, I ain't the vice president. Oh no,
hell no, hell I got somebody in there.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Help me. I got help somebody out here. Help me.
What is Shirley DoD Lord her mercy? That's the hard
cabinet position, because you know, got to have her somewhere. Bulls.
You just didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I want a new job too.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
She would be an ambassador to like a country that
don't count, you know, may gonna do something with foods.
Hell no, over there.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
After run that Brenk back with the nephew. Right after this,
you're listening.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Morning show.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
It is time now to run that brank back with
the nephew. What you got for us, nest.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Uh, all right, we're gonna run it back Shirley.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
This is Draws after a time at home, Draws at
the retirement home.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What what on the other break when we was picking
cabinet members and you was asking me why you want
the vice president? If I picked the cabinet, that's why
I like that? That that that you just said, that's why?
What is wrong with that? I'm what what you want?
Draws at the White House? You coming Why would I
have a vice president like you? Why would I do that.
(14:26):
I'm the one that's gonna have your back.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
I'm the one that's gonna be hitting these other countries
and all that said, when you don't feel like going,
I'm gonna do the stuff that you don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And knowing you, it's gonna be a lot that you
don't want to do as president.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
And if it would behoove you to let me do
a lot so you can keep your presidents, because if
you do it, we're gonna be done in about six weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
You ain't gonna let you all right about that because
a lot of the presidents or stuff I really don't
care about.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Big WORDVP.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Go ahead, VP.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
But I've been saying, but who since high schoo? What
is you talking about? What is your position again?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What is it you on the cabinet? You behood?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
You know what I'm gonna be White House Press secretary,
take questions and cuss people out.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Now here we go.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Let's go Draws at the retirement home. Cat dog, if
you would, This is coming from the Vice President at
Draws at the retirement home.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Let's go hello, yo, oh yeah, it was this. This
is attorney David.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
Uh huh, all right, this is Anthony.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
I was giving you a call. You used to work
at the Senior Center, Am I right? Yes, okay, we
got a bit of a problem here. Uh are you
familiar with miss Yes, yes, older lady, that that Caucasian
lady that's here at the center.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yes, okay, Now we got a problem.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
I know you retired in uh in December, but uh,
there's cleaning out her room, cleaning up her room. There's
been some uh men's underwear found here, and she's saying
that it's yours.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Well, then you gotta travel because I don't know where
the ladies live at.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No here here at the center, sir. They're claiming that
then at.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
The center you find the ladies and men underwear. City
was man or whoever and whatever and whatever. Now, I
don't waste my time with that. If you're gonna call somebody,
call somebody, jitter straighten out, But don't waste my time
with you. Have a nice date.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
Wait just a minute, sir. I don't want to have
to I don't want to have to get officials to
come down there. Well, yes, sir, mister listen, I don't
want I want to I want to try to do
this without your wife finding out, but we need I
got a few questions.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I need to ask you tell your.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Wife and puppy. You man the message me. You're wasting
my time.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Come on call it back though.
Speaker 12 (17:05):
Hey this is sorry.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Please enjoy the music until.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I answer your.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Hello. Dors is telling poor he didn't cuss up, but
he keeps hanging up. So so I need I need
you to help me out. I want you to call
from your phone uh huh and put us on three
way and say, hey, you need to talk to these people.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
Okay, Hello, Hello, this is Tony's right here. I told
him about the situation where so I just want him
to clear it up so you can stop calling him.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Okay, Yes, this is an attorney, David. Is he available?
I can speak with him.
Speaker 13 (17:48):
Sure, hold on the second David.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Hello, mister uh Tony Anthony, could you possibly tell me
what's going on? Why we would find your your underwear
and miss.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
In her room?
Speaker 7 (18:05):
How you know underwear? I'm sorry, sir, I said, hid
no end to underwear.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Sir, I don't. I didn't work here.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
The younger the lady is saying that it's actually your
underwear that's been in her room here at the retirement home.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Well, you got the wrong one. This is a bad
time to be messing with me. And where is you
at anyway?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Sir? I'm down here at my office right now.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Where are you all for that?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Do you need to come and see me?
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
I need to come see you. What you off?
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Is that? What seems to be the situation because I'm
getting I'm getting a hostile You're sounding very hostile right now, sir.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Well, I'm a hostile individual. Okay, call it meself. Got
some old lady g you go call me a boy.
Somebody call me something about when you see a yo.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, sir, you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna
talk to me like you got something.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Damn.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
I ain't got to watch nothing. I'm an old man.
I ain't got to do but die. I don't even
pay tax. What you want you want to do something,
you go ahead and only do it, but don't be
called my noma normal?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Okay, Well I want to tell you this, sir. Yes,
this is Nephew Timing from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You have been prank phone call by your girl that's
standing right there with your daughters.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
You know what, I would have kicked both of y'alls.
Why you do that?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Tom?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Man? Man?
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Man, you know this hain't no good time for me. Man,
I don't have time. Man, you messing with man?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Man, I'm I'm I'm I'm in the studio. I'm in
New York City, Man, old New York.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Well you get a chance when you're going back to
the city. You stopped through treating.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
Let me.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Put your picture on your side. She wouldn't know what
you look like next time I see you. Oh, Man,
you got you got it, but you mustn't know this woman.
You got the wrong one day. You should have had
somebody else. It ain't gonna work. You couldn't get that off.
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Hey what I got some from miss daughters?
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing, Miss Anthony.
What is the baddest radio show.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
In the land? Man?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
You know what it is?
Speaker 10 (20:19):
All right?
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And now you have it.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Drawled at the retirement home and I will be back
in another hour. I'll be more ignorant, most stupid, more crazy,
And the nephew is here holding my position down.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Thank you so kindly.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Trouble all right, nephew, Thank you. Coming up next, it
is asked the CLO with her Chief Love Officer, Steve
Harvey in the building. Right after this, You're listening Hard
Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
In entertainment news, former First Lady Michelle Obama will headline
a voter rally in Atlanta. Former President Jimmy Carter cast
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his for Kamala Harris weeks after his one hundred birthday,
and Jay Z extends his deal with the NFL. Also,
the Victorious Secret Fashion Show returns with the one and
only Tyra Banks. We'll talk about all of these stories
at the top of the hour, but right now, it
is time to ask the CLO with the Chief Love Officer,
(21:20):
Steve Harvey. This one's from Gia and Norcross. Gea writes,
my husband and I are twenty five. He got caught
having sex with an older woman at work. He didn't
get fired, but she did. I believed him when he
said she forced herself on him. My friends say I'm
naive and he's a cheater. Should I stand by him
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or not?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You can use that.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
He did.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
She had worked it herself. Boomwood, where where how you
know the part that's that. That's hard about that. But
young lady, look first of all, let me say this.
If you want your marriage to work, go ahead and
fight through it. H cheat, he did cheat. That's a
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fact that that is a fact. He did cheat. I
didn't know you could use that one though. She forced
herself on me. I've never even tried that one because
I know what I have to feel and do to
actually be engaged. So right there, you got to be excited,
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right how very But it's the consent though, So, young lady,
if you're trying to make your marriage work, then go
on stand line.
Speaker 14 (22:55):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
But and ain't no, ain't no older woman forced theyself
on you. He twenty five, Come on now, twenty five.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Force.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Moving on to Porsche in Huntsville, Porsche said, I had
a fling with a girl I met. I met at church.
It was an experimental time for me, and we're still
good friends. I'm about to get married. And she asked me,
if my husband knows about our history, is this something
he would hold against me if I told him.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Why would you tell him?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Stupid?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
No, don't tell him. It's experimental stage. Stop running your mouth,
shut up, be quiet, God, du du du da, go
do the bell song, walk down that aisle, get your
little flower keys out there, get your ring bear, hon
go in there. Don't No, he don't know, and nor
will he. And why are you still talking to her?
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Does he know how? History?
Speaker 14 (23:56):
He got?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
No history? You ain't here? Hold that against me? Yeah?
Probably probably? Why risky? M yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
And if it ever come up?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Lie?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
What starting off?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Excuse me? She had a fleeing with a girl she
met at church. You don't think it's time to lie
fling girl at church?
Speaker 14 (24:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
So this is lie? How far the bounce is the
lie on me? Don't don't listen, Just do like uncle Steve,
to keep it to yourself. Don't run in there. Start
at your house with your man. Don't put no ideas
in his head that this is how you are. Oh,
this is what we're doing. No, no, don't do that.
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Don't do that. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Moving on to Cassandra and new Haven. Cassandra says, my
husband and I went to his niece's wedding and his
toast to the newlyweds was so embarrassing. He talked as
if marriage was terrible, and I get on his last nerve.
Why would he do it there was he joking or
is that how he really feels?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Well, a great joke, and all of us would tell
you this is ninety percent truth. He was sitting there.
You know, you do get on his nerves though I
could tell you that flat out. Most men have jokes
about that. Though most men who are married have jokes
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about that. The only person that don't joke about that
he is.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Joking because he's married.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
He said, it was so embarrassing it should have been,
and he was trying to be funny, and it was
at your experience. You're still married, but you do get
on his damn marriage. Don't know that last? And it's true,
y'all that at the wedding, and well, I got it.
(26:09):
He thought about his way, he said, But he's selfish. Well,
don't ask me to toss. If you don't want my Yeah,
if you don't want this here right here, then ask
somebody in ask you.
Speaker 14 (26:26):
You.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
You probably give a nice toes, but you kind of
crazy too. So y'all need my gonna start with what
you do it for.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
The wedding?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Don't ask me.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
So y'all can't say nothing nice.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I'm gonna say something truthful, truth, one, it's wonderful, but
maybe you maybe you got to bite into the bad
a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
To the last one. This is or niece and herndon.
She writes, My husband is a pushover and I make
all of the decisions. I hate when our children talk
back to him, and I've told him that they don't
respect him. I refuse to be the bad guy all
of the time. How do I get him to be
more of a disciplinarian?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm the direct opposite. So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
You're talking not a pushover?
Speaker 10 (27:25):
No, no, no, no kids talking back?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I was talking my two gressons the other day, three
of them, had all three of them lined up. He
was BJ, Noah and Ezra had them all lined up
and howl are we talking now? BJ is U? So
BJ and Noah the same age A eight, uh huh?
And then Ezra's five and BJ just like you? So
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how did that go out from Jason's kids that they
don't never get cussed at? That's what I found out
because introduce her nine said, now tell pop Pty, Mommy
and Daddy don't use bad language when they're talking to us, said,
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your damn daddy.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Ain't here, so you kept it going.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, I want to know what BJ said. BJ was
sitting there, tear it up back in his eyes. Boy,
you were bussing at them that what was yeah, because
they had done something wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
You were okay, yeah, so the.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
What's fitting to happen? It was, you know, it was
kind of severe. Look little shocking for it, all right.
He started with I'm gonna beat your and then.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some for you right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Morning show.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Okay. So Bloomberg is reporting that the NFL has extended
its partnership with Rock Nation. This means, ladies and gentlemen,
that Jay Z's team will continue running the halftime show
and help coordinate the NFL's social justice efforts. NFL Commissioner
Roger Goodell gave a nod to Rock Nation at a
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recent meeting in Atlanta, calling the relationship quote mutually positive.
The NFL and Rock Nation linked up back in twenty
nineteen with a twenty five million dollar deal, but it's
unclear what the new contract looks like.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Are you all upset? Are you all upset that at
this Super Bowl in New Orleans that he chose Kendrick
Lamar and I don't give a dan. Let's say that
Lil Wayne should have been on the show. Does that
y'all hip hop people?
Speaker 11 (29:52):
Y'all hip hop people. I mean, it would be cool
to include Little Wayne in his hometown.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
You know.
Speaker 11 (29:58):
I'm not saying that Kendrick ca be there, and I
don't think it should restricted to wherever the artist is from.
That's the city where they have to perform in. But
it'd be cool to include them as well, because I mean,
we saw Prince I mean, Princeident Miami. He's from Miami,
you know what I'm saying, So it's it would be
nice setting selling Yeah, hothfully, they did a song together,
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so maybe some I ain't losing no sleep on this
at all, be down there kicking it either way.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I just don't care. Can my team make it to
the super Bowl? Epe, you're worried about that. That's not
gonna happen. That's not going to wait hey wait, wait
wait wait with the Browns on that track, ain't nobody
getting over there with them? Damn brown y'all got issues.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
All right.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
In other news, former President Jimmy Carter, who said he
wanted to live long enough to vote for Kamala Harrison
this year's presidential election. Will that happened?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
He did just that.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Mister Carter, who recently turned one hundred years old, voted
yesterday early by mail in his home state of Georgia.
Jimmy Carter's son Chip said that his father didn't care
about turning one hundred years old. He only cared about
voting for Kamala Okay, nice, all right, Miss President did that?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Speaking of Georgia, get ready. On October twenty ninth, former
First Lady Michelle Obama will appear at an Atlanta rally
hosted by When We All Vote, a group dedicated to
voter turnout that she founded back in twenty eighteen. The
October twenty ninth rally comes two weeks after early voting
began in Georgia, and after that there will only be
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a week left until election day. Georgia has sixteen electoral
votes that Harris campaign is fighting for. Former President Barack
Obama went on the campaign trail on Vice President Harris's
behalf last week in Pennsylvania, and he will be in
Detroit next Tuesday, October twenty second.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Let's go out.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
They're coming out Phil Clinton stumping for her, Republicans, everybody.
So we hopefully we'll do our work and get to
those polls and vote for her and not just all
the down ballots. Yeah, that's it. We gotta get out
and get get out to vote. That's Steve said. That's
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all we have to do.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I mean, we have to vote, y'all. This is God
time now. Early voting is on and cracking absentee ballots
is out there. Look, man, it's it's go time. We
can make a difference in this election. Stop with all
this rhetoric about ain't nobody got no black agenda. Stop
with all that rhetoric. That's that ain't how this work.
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This is politics now. Madame Vice President Kamala Harrison gave
an initiative that she's doing for black men, for small businesses,
UH to help with a debt relief and and loan relief.
All this. She came up with a whole program. She
on a she on breakfast club with Charlemagne. She's doing that.
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She's doing everything she can in her power. Donald Trump
ain't doing a damn thing. He's just about himself. He
has no plan for us. You he has no plan
for the country, don't. I don't even know you know
how they do this one guy with these lies. I mean,
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turn the whole Republican Party into what it is today.
And what what the Republicans need to do is just
gone and eat this one. Just going and eat this
one and just say, look, man, let's just so we
can rid ourselves of him once and for all, because
all the only reason he wants to be president is
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so these indictments can go away, because you can't indict
a sitting president. I am telling you that was his
whole point in running again to protect himself. I am
that he tried to get this four years in so
he can excuse himself. Oh he gonna, oh, all this
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gonna go away if he president. It ain't gonna take
no time for him to do that. Gonna pardon himself.
I got the begy people like this. Why do we
have to beg like this? It's that's the part that
turps me.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Out, Like the system works for them. They don't feel
like their vote matter matter, you know, they they bought
into that, that their vote doesn't matter and all of that.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
That here's the danger. Here's the danger. If you don't vote.
You're not gonna believe it. What's gonna happen. You will
not believe this country. Grill sei before.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, you're right, all right? Coming up in twenty minutes
after the hour of Vice President Kamala Harris calls out
Fox News for diminishing Donald Trump's enemy within comments. We'll
talk about that right after this.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
You're listening, Dave Harvey morning showed.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
According to the Huffington Post, Vice President and Democratic nominee
at Kamala Harris was on Fox News yesterday and during
her interview with Brett Behar, she called out Fox News
for diminishing Donald Trump's recent comments about the enemy from within.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Take a listen, Sorry, and with all due respect, that
clip was not what he has been saying about the
enemy within that he is repeated when he's speaking about
the American people.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
That's not what you just showed.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
No, No, that's not what you just showed.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
In all fairness and respect to you, the question that
we asked him, he didn't show that. And here's the
bottom line. He has repeated it many times, and you
and I both know that.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
And you and I both know that he.
Speaker 12 (35:59):
Has talked about turning the American military on the American people.
He has talked about going after people who are engaged
in peaceful protest. He has talked about locking people up
because they disagree with him. This is a democracy and
an inner democracy. The president of the United States, in
the United States of America should be willing to be
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able to handle criticism without saying he'd lock people up
for doing it.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
And this is what is at stake, which.
Speaker 12 (36:29):
Is why you have someone like the former chairman of
the Joint Chiefs of Staff saying what Mark Milly has
said about Donald Trump being a threat to the United
States of America.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Yes, ma'am, she did, interrupting her.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That's not what we asked. You and I both know
that ain't what the hell he has said, and he
has repeated it. And I mean, you know what, man,
if you listen to this woman, you you could see
but his here's a deal. When you always say tell
somebody the truth and they don't believe you, it ain't
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your fault. But here the problem with Fox though they
repeat false accusations. Yes, they do false claims. They repeat
it and they give it to the people and they
feed it to them in large doses. When you sit up,
and you are a Fox Network fan. You are not
hearing the truth period. Told that to Hannity when he
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was doing that handed interview, and Hannity tried to tell
Ted Copple, I don't think you're giving people enough credit.
He said, with all due respects, stop and you're good
at what you do and you don't disperse the truth
and you know it. And Hannity sat down because this
is Ted Copper talking.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
See what man, legend journalists with me.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
And me and know who is, They know who each
other is, and they get real respectful when somebody grown
talking to the ass. And I'm telling you, man, when
you talk to real grown ass man and he gets
straight up on you, I'm telling you, man, go sit
your little young ass down somewhere. How this work?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, We're
gonna check your voicemail Steve at eight seven seven twenty nine.
Steve coming up right after this.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
It is time now to check your voicemail Steve eight
seven seven twenty nine. Steve. You can call and leave
a message for Steve. You might just hear your call
in the air. You ready, Steve, Yeah, here we go,
all right. You know you recently, Steve talked about your
struggle with praying for your enemies. I think that we
talked about that recently, maybe as early as yesterday's leave. Yesterday, well,
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a lady left a message with some suggestions for you, good.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Mind, mister Harvey and the Steve Harvey Morning Crew. I
wanted to address what you were saying about praying for
your enemies. And I can't tell you what everyone does
when it comes to that prayer, but I've learned how
to do that and hopefully it works for me. And
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maybe I can just give you some insightfulness. When I
do my prayer for my enemies, I ask God to
help guide them and to please bless them, because in
my mind, I'm thinking if they're blessed, and if they're
receiving the blessings that they want to receive, that that
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takes away from them, you know, thinking about things that
they can do to me as far as an enemy. Now,
I could be wrong, but I'm just saying as at
this point in my life and I'm sixty five, that's
what I have learned to do, and that's what I'm
trying to teach my daughter.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
To do so.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
I hope this helps you in some kind of way.
Other people may pray differently, and maybe I'll learn that,
But for right now, that's what I wanted to you know.
Let you know that's how I pray for my enemies.
God bless all of you. You are so wonderful and
you bring me so much insightfulness you and your team,
and I listen to you every day. Have a blessed week.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Thank you well, ma'am, thank you so much. I think
those are very admirable and kind words. I appreciate what
you're saying about that. I ain't gonna be able to
do that though I knew that's why you was talking.
You know how you was praying for them that they
could get what they want in life, and then if
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they got what they want, they wouldn't have to be
worried about you. Well, see that ain't hide can see it?
You know what, I really won't themlyutin you to do
it out because you know what you ain't gonna do
is try to take for me and then I give
you something like you know you just kind of haller me.
I don't like take hate and give love. That ain't
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how it work. I don't know, because it's because the
Scripture clearly talking to me when it says do unto
others as you would have them do unto you. So
I'm assuming that when you start hating on me, that
must be what you won't unto you. I'm just on that. Yeah,
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I'm figuring the Bible says do unto others as you
would have them do unto you, So if you come
at me with hate, I'm assuming that what you're here for.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I also know that the Bible could possibly mean that
if somebody hates on you, do unto them as you
would have them do unto you, and that is to
return give them love, because that's what I want somebody
to do to me. But if you won't love, then
give love. Stop all this hate. I don't know how
to fix hate us. I just don't see praying for
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him as the key. If you mistreating me, that that
must be what you came over here for. And I
got it for you in buckets. In buckets, part that's
what you want, Junior.
Speaker 9 (42:28):
I have about how long into where she was talking
did you quit listening?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
How long did it take?
Speaker 14 (42:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (42:33):
No, I listened the entire time. She was very pleasant
and for her, I can understand how that would work.
I could see her point, I could see her point.
I think she was spot on and that works for her.
You got to find what works for you. Now, I'll
start praying for my enemies. If I could see something
happen to am first, that'll probably help. Like if I
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could see something happened to her first, then I probably Okay,
that's what you get them up out the gutter, you know,
you know, picked them up out the gutter, dust them off,
you know. Anyway, go ahead, Lets thank you for that call, ma'am.
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Very Just.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Coming up next, it is the nephew in today's prank
phone call. Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Morning show.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I was hiding the whole time. I
was the whole time.
Speaker 8 (43:52):
Bed I.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Didn't. I didn't been in a pantry. He was over
that girl's house and you call me talking about her.
Man is in the driveway and they out there talking.
I said, what he in the drive and they talking.
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I think he wouldn't come in. I said time, did
they have a back door? I think, so, what the
hell you mean? Think you need to start be looking
for this back door right now if he outside, because
if he come in the back, you knew out the front.
Whatever door he used, you need to use the opposite
door of furthest way from it. I jumped out the
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window that day.
Speaker 10 (44:39):
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
He's coming back to you.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I wasn't tell you two story house, wow, right out
that window.
Speaker 8 (44:57):
I hadn't been in an addict with insulation on me,
that pink insolation, just itching, just itching.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Funny, you should say you hear the letter.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
I ain't never seen nobody who.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Wrote this letter to a supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
He always somewhere he ain't supposed to be, though he
didn't have pantries. I have told him a hundred times.
Rule number one, don't go over nobody house. Though I
have been on the house with two dogs under the house,
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under the house.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
What kind of house?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Shotgun house sitting on brick country. You're in Louisiana, for sure,
Cleveland got something you can go up under the porch.
In Cleveland, too, we had the clubhouse under Butcher's porch,
a whole clubhouse, a whole clubhouse. Couldn't nobody stand up.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I'm trying to get a visual what happen.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Had to crawl in and be.
Speaker 11 (46:01):
No.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Man, I tell you the funniest thing I saw, Manny
and Louis John got in a fight in the clubhouse
one turn. Couldn't nobody stand up? That was one of
the best fights I ever seen. Was some tussling going
on in there. Crazy crazy, crazy, All right, this is
this prank at today.
Speaker 8 (46:24):
Is mister Wiggins, mister Wiggins, wigeds Quiggins, mister play the
frank here quickens.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Hello, Hello, Hi, my name is George. I'm with Green
Lawn Services.
Speaker 8 (46:38):
We came out and cut your yard yesterday and we're
trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
That we cut the front the back.
Speaker 8 (46:45):
We also did your hedges, put some mulch in the
fly beds, the weed eating in the whole nine yards,
and we also left an invoice on your doorstep.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Want to make sure you got that as well.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Yo, come on yards, man, I want around. Man. Look,
I was trying to forgot who.
Speaker 7 (47:00):
Cut it, sir.
Speaker 8 (47:01):
Yeah, we cut it as if yesterday you were actually
on our schedule and we did everything thoroughly.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
We will. I'm actually just calling as a follow up.
Speaker 6 (47:09):
Hell, I get on the schedules, sir.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Are you mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman?
Speaker 6 (47:16):
Hell no, man, I'm wiggings for fifty man. You cut
the wrong house that nick door man, So I guess
you need to put your animals on their door.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Sir, sir, you you're not mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman.
Speaker 6 (47:31):
Say man, I'll just tell you. I'm three and I'm
missed the wiggers. You don't cut the wrong doing. Y'all
need to go miss a mist long how to get.
Speaker 7 (47:39):
Your cause you got the wrong No, sir, No, y'are.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Coming over here trying to money.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Well, sir, hold on just a second. Here you're saying
we don't you don't.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
Cut the wrong Yeah, no, no schedule. I ain't tell
you come over here and cut it. And you go
over there talking Malone get your money. You can't.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
There's no we can charge mister Malone if we haven't
cut his yard.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
Now, let's let's just you need to take cuts alone.
Let's take me and you ain't cut and sir sir,
cut the wrong or you go cut the right yard
and get right that bore.
Speaker 7 (48:20):
You ain't got you ain't getting this out, Okay, I
say this now.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
I didn't call no out of the cut over here.
You go that I have to cut his right and
get him the real boy.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
You can't get I understand that, sir.
Speaker 8 (48:36):
Listen, what I want to say is, uh, well, we'll
go over and we'll take care of mister Malone's yard.
I understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand.
I understood. You say that you did like the services.
So wouldn't it be even right for you to actually
go ahead and send the invoice in along with the
checks since you did like the services?
Speaker 6 (48:55):
We ever did listening like yo target, Because then I
just tell you you cut the wrong YRD know there
and cut the right yard and get your money. You
ain't got nothing but practice here. You've done it.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir. I
understand that, But you got the services, and you like
the services. I don't want to have to come out
there and get the money from you.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
Well, come on after coming, come on, after coming. I
got something face, Come on over here and get your money.
But you said you like that, I wouldn't give them
if I said the moon was green. You cut the
wrong yard. You go get your money from the right,
you ain't getting. So I got something place. You come
on over here and see what you get. Cut the
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wrong yea, trying to get money, money.
Speaker 7 (49:43):
You ain't getting.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
Now you can go get you from the right either
right next door, go cut that and leave that paper
over there.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
I'm coming over there.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
You want me to start some I starting. I ain't
gonna come round there and do and be charging me
no money. Now, yeah, I got more heat in hell.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
You want to get it.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
You got your yard cut, and we deserve to get
our money back.
Speaker 6 (50:10):
Now what you come around here trying to get some money? Now,
I tell you don't cut yard.
Speaker 8 (50:16):
And I'm gonna tell you don't make me whoop y'all
behind this yard.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
You come holling, you'll come.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
To our whoop y'all behind in the front yard that
just got cut.
Speaker 6 (50:29):
Man man and your path, and you come trying to
get this money. I'm pucking hold on.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
You, don't you I I got one more thing to
tell you. As you're listening.
Speaker 6 (50:41):
Now you come stand in now, I'm you cut the
wrong yo.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
I've got one more thing to tell you and you listening,
mister Wickens. Look, this is left you, Timmy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
You just got pranked. Hello, what.
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Good wim?
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Look at you. Your boy Gary just branked you.
Speaker 6 (51:18):
Many were laughing.
Speaker 8 (51:26):
Now let me ask you something though, man, what is
the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 7 (51:35):
Man?
Speaker 6 (51:35):
It's the Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 8 (51:38):
Show and now you have it stupid as always. I
hope y'all enjoyed it right now. I was missed Wiggins
and staying with the w's. I will be at the
Quinn Trust Arena this Saturday night, Chicago, Illinois, Quinn Trust
at the wind Quinn Trust Arena. Sweetest Day Comedy Jam.
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That's Bill telling me. That is Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson
and Lou Nail, Tony Roberts and yours truly nephew tell
me at the Queen Trust Arena, Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Sweetest Day Comedy Jam.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
All right, bring your sweeties out, Bring you male sweetie,
female sweeties, bring you sweetie.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
If you ain't got a sweetie, come hold on. You
might find you a sweetie.
Speaker 11 (52:22):
It's a good day to find Sweetest Win Trust in
the Windy City.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Queen trusting when City what that's.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
A lot, Queen.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
City. We thank your Strawberry Letter. Subject I was hiding
the whole time. We'll get into it right after this.
You're listening hard Morning show. It is time now for
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Speaker 2 (53:13):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Thank you, nephew. Subjects. I was hiding the whole time.
Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I were moving out
of a rental house and I went back to the
house to get some of my stuff. I told my
side dude to meet me there. We had just met
a few days before so before that, so I wanted
to spend some one on one time with him. He
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rubbed every inch of my body and then he lifted
me onto the kitchen counter and was kissing me like crazy.
Just as we started taking our clothes off, I heard
a knock at the door, and I figured it was
my nosy neighbors, so I ignored her. I got back
to back calls from my husband, and I ignored those two.
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I was trying to hurry up and have sex so
I could get home before my husband suspected anything. My
side dude had my toes curling, and then we heard
someone trying to get in the front door. It was
my husband and he was knocking really hard and calling
my name. I ran upstairs and hid in the attic.
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My side dude went to the front door. I could
faintly hear my husband asking for me. My side dude
said he's the new tenant and he stopped by to
see the house, and he's the only and he's the
only one there. I didn't even tell him I'm married,
but he lied for me anyway. My husband said he
was sorry for bothering him. My heart was beating out
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of my chest, but I wasn't leaving from my hiding place.
My side dude called my name many times and searched
all over for me. I sat in the attic until
he left. When I got home, my husband said he
thought he saw my car down the street from our
old house, so he stopped by and he met the
new tenant. I was holding my breath as he talked.
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My husband is cool, but I feel bad for ghosting
my side dude. I want to finish what we started,
or at least explain what happened. Should I call him
and see if he's mad?
Speaker 2 (55:17):
I'd be dad.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Wow, you get a gift handed to you and all
you could think of is jumping right back into the
fire with your side dude. How stupid can you be?
I mean, you got away with cheating free and clear.
Your husband could have walked in on you. You know that, right?
Speaker 1 (55:35):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (55:36):
I mean, I hope your husband finds out at this
point because you don't deserve him. And please don't get
comfortable because your husband could still find out when the
real tenant gets in there and your husband has to
go over to collect the rent or something. I don't know,
but all you care about is what your side dude
is thinking. Should you call him and see if he's mad?
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Has he called you to see if you're okay? To
see what happened? I'm pretty sure the answer to that
is no. I think you're playing with fire. I say,
don't call that man. My advice to you is to
leave him alone and thank god that you made it
out of a crazy situation that could have cost you
your marriage. But you obviously don't care about your marriage,
or you wouldn't have been there in the first place.
Speaker 2 (56:19):
Steve, it's crazy. It's a lot of crazy. The whole
time I'm reading this letter, I had a thought in
my head and I shared with you when I feel
up to it. Okay, her and this woman and her
husband moving out this rental house they had, right, So
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she went back to the house to get some of
her stuff, and she said, I told my side dude
to meet me there. You know when people start letters
like this, just typed it just as normal, you know,
like this just you know, this is just when you
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know that a fin to be crazy when you type
something that ain't normal, come out of nowhere, and you
just normalize it by just putting it in the letter.
My husband in the eye were moving out of a
rental house. I went back to the house to get
some of my stuff and I told my side dude
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to meet me. That where that comes from. You just
it's just lady, This ain't how you tell stories, you know,
start off with, Hey, y'all, I'm writing y'all. I know
this gonna sound crazy, and I messed up, but here's
what happened. And to prepare us. Then we know there's
something ignorant fit happened in this letter, but you just
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typed it. And just I called told my side that
told me meet me then, And we had just met
a few days before, so I wanted to spend some
one on one time with him. How is your side, dude,
y'all just met the other day?
Speaker 10 (57:54):
True crazy?
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Damn. He rubbed every inch of my body and then
lifted me up on the kitchen counter and was kissing
me like crazy. And just as we started taking our
clothes up, what ain't this house empty then, y'all? Then
y'all move out at no bed?
Speaker 7 (58:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Just as we started taking our clothes off in an
empty ass house, ain't you supposed to fall the clothes
up or hang them somewhere and throw them across a chair?
They just said, what? See how this letter is full
of craziness, But she's just talking normal. That's why I
noticed something wrong with her, because she then typed all
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this crazy mess and I and want to spin some
one on one time when he rubbed there and enter
my body, lifted me up on the kitchen counter and
was kissing me like crazy. Well, dmn, just we started
taking our clothes off. Just don't even say I'm trying
to sound regular. I heard her knock at the door.
I figured it was my nosy neighbors, so I ignored her,
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you know. And I got back to back calls from
my husband, and I ignored those two. You ain't think
them too, was the same. I was trying to hurry
up and have sex so I could get home before
my husband expected what. I was trying to hair up
and have sex and get back home for my husband
suspected anything. That's your damn statement. This ain't normal, man.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
Bye's crazy. All right, Steve, just hang on, hang on, breathe,
hang on. I We'll have part two of your response
coming up a twenty three minutes after today's Strawberry letter,
subject I was hiding the whole time. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening hard morning show,
(59:47):
all right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject I was hiding the whole time.
Speaker 2 (59:56):
The letter starts off about this woman and her husband
moving on out to the rental house. She was going
back to the house get some other stuff, so she
told her side dude to meet her there. That's just
how the letter started, just as crazy, like it's normal.
We had just met a few days before. I don't
know how they your side do. Y'all just met, and uh,
I wanted to spend some one on one time with him. Well,
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how'd y'all meet? Anyway? He rubbed every inch of my
body and then he lifted me up on the kitchen
count and was kissing me like crazy. And just as
we started taking our clothes off, I thought, you said
you just wanted to spend some one on one time
with him. That's what you said. You had just met
him a couple of days ago. Now y'all naked any
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kitchen up on the counter with no furniture in the house.
Just as we started taking our clothes off, I heard
a knock at the door, and I figured it was
my nosy neighbor, so I ignored her. I got back
to back calls from my husband. I ignored those two.
You didn't you didn't put them two together. That knocking
them calls you ain't thank them too, was the same
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you just okay, ignore it to them. I was trying
to heir up and have sex so I could get
home before my husband suspected anything. What you was trying
to hear up this one on one time? You was
trying to hear him have some sick Anyway, my side,
dude had my toes curling. Well, we heard somebody trying
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to get in the front door. Okay, now I'm assuming
the toes was curling because y'all had started in activity.
Then y'all heard somebody trying to get in the front door.
It was my husband and he was knocking really hard
and calling my name.
Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Fill us, set us.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Feel it, se us. Okay, now we got a problem now,
because now your ass is up on the counter, damnar,
naked with your toes curling, and your husband outside beating
on this door and call your damn name. I ran upstairs.
Well the reason you ran, and the dude knew something
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was up because that was your name. He had filled
us up on the counter and the dude outside was
hauling fill us, so he added that up. I ran
upstairs and hid in the attic. My side dude went
to the front door. I would have never done that.
I would have never done that, because ify here knock,
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and I'll look out this winder, and I see it's
a dude out there that's calling the girl's name that
I'm in the house with. I'm not going to the
front door, but you side dude went up there and
said he was a new tenant and he stopped by
to see the house and he's the only one here. Well,
I didn't tell him I was married. But he lied
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for me anyway. He didn't lie for you, No, no, no,
he was lying so his ass could get out that
front door. This ain't had nothing to do with you.
He knew you was in trouble because a man was
outside calling. He didn't lie for you. He lied for himself.
What he can't do is let this man know whoever
this girl is. You was outside beating on this door,
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calling for and now you got a key and you
then came in here. I can't let you know. I
had her up on this counter half niked curly her toes,
so I didn't even tell him I was married. He
lied him anyway. My husband said he was sorry for
bothering him. My heart was beating out my chest and
I wasn't leaving from my hiding place, so my side
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dude called my name many times and searched all over
for me. Feel us Phillis, Phillis, Phillis? He go because
he want to get back up on this kitchen dam
fell us, my heart beating. My side dude called the
name many times, searched all over for me. I sat
in the attic till after he left. When I got home,
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my husband said he thought he saw my car down
the street from our old house, so he stopped by
and he met the new tenant. I was holding my
breath as he talked. My husband is cool, but I
feel bad for ghosts in my side. Dude. Well, if
you didn't ghost him, guess what both of y'all right
now would be ghosts. You understand what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
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both of y'all be ghost right now. I want to
finish what we started, or at least explain what happened.
Should I call him and see if he's mad?
Speaker 14 (01:04:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Well, let me tell you he got some questions. When
you do call him, your explanation gonna come in the
form of question, Hey, who was at at the door.
Well that was my husband. Why you ain't tell me
you was married? You could have got me killed up
in him? And where was you when I was calling you?
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I was upstairs laying in that pink insulation. Did you
hear me calling you? Yeah? But I couldn't come out. Now, lady,
I don't know what you First of all, I read
this letter. I'm thinking this a dude here. This is
a letter that a dude would write. Secondly, Lady, you're
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not good at this. This ain't what you do. God
gives us all a warning shot. Now you done got yours.
You got a warning earlier, this one. He took a
piece of your ear off because your husband came and
knocked on the door. So you didne done something shady before?
Because this ain't your first side. Dude, I don't think
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and do you not have any women's intuition when you
heard that knock on the door and the phone calls?
Ain't nothing to tell you this my husband, because most
women will go hold the way, who whoa whoa whoa
who woa whoa whoa? I got knock on the door
and he called it that might be him. Let me stop.
Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
No on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on
Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast
on the free iHeartRadio app. You can download it to day.
Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, we
got Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
you got, junior man?
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
The whole sports world is in New York.
Speaker 9 (01:06:15):
Everything, the New York Liberty, they got the New York Mets,
the Yankees, everything just in New York. Man, What a
game last night in the WNBA Finals as the New
York Liberty take a two to one lead with the
last second shot by Sabrina iron Eskew to give them
the game winner, eighty to seventy seven, best of five series,
New York Liberty in the lead over there. Then you
got the Yankees, man, they lead the Guardians to nothing.
(01:06:37):
They got a game to night, Game three for the
New York Yankees and the Cleveland Guardian. Uh, that's good
news for y'all, Uncle Cleveland, the Guardians day in the
day in the ALCS day down there.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
That's that's good. Don't worry about all.
Speaker 9 (01:06:52):
Yeah, yeah, this is Championship series. Yeah, this is go
to the World Series. So they down to nothing right now.
But they got a game tonight, so we're gonna see
if they can pull that off.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
They be down to nothing. Yeah, they down to nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Yeah you excited?
Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Yeah not not no more. You don't know. We go
down to anything. We're going pretty much. It's basketball baseball too,
we go down too. I just started to hope, just start.
Speaker 9 (01:07:24):
Sorry, man, when we got the Dodgers up to one
over the Mets. They got game four tonight. They won
eight nothing over the Mets last night. But uh, you
know the Dodgers Mets. Gotta see how that goes two
one Dodgers. I know Cat is happy right now.
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Also, I had to tell you this, man. I had
to figure this out when looked it back up.
Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
But Tom Brady owns ten percent of the Lost Vegas
Raiders ten. I know they own to be on ten percent.
But the Raiders are worth six point seven billion dollars.
That's six hundred and seventy.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Million right there. That's what it's worth. He don't have
a can he sell it? And get that? I sell
anything I have for six hundred and seven Everybody got
a price.
Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
That's the time you sell it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Yeah, kids, grandkids come through here with this check.
Speaker 9 (01:08:20):
Wait a minute, children, you're going they're not your kids,
your grandkids.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
You can't grand kids. Well, if somebody wants to buy
grandkids please. All right, let's look at this.
Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Man.
Speaker 9 (01:08:36):
Tonight, we got the Broncos and the Saints. How do
you feel about this? For man, Broncos and the Saints.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I got a pull for the Saints because the College
house to be a just a complete mess as is man. Yeah,
it is a mess.
Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
It's a mess.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
They keep losing. Come on, Saints, who that?
Speaker 9 (01:08:53):
Yeah, because this is this is a They had four
straight loss They had two wins a row, then four
straight losses.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Yeah, well ye it's pretty bad. We ain't had two
wins in a row yet.
Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
So all right, junor.
Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Coming up at the top of the hour, young man
needs some advice from social media. He says, I don't
want to be a roofer. I don't want to be
a roofer. We'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
All right, So Steve, this is from Corey on Steve
Harvey FM. Corey says, I'm a senior in high school
and now looking at colleges in which to apply, and
that's something my pops is not the least bit happy with.
Thirty years ago, my dad started a roofing business, and
he's done very well with it. Over the last three years,
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he's dropped multiple not so subtle hint that he would
love to retire and can't wait for me to take
over the business. The problem is I have zero interest
in roofing or running his business. I helped out a
little over the summer to earn some side cash and
found it boring, tedious, hot, and miserable. I don't want
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to do that for the rest of my life. I
can't have that conversation with him, though, because when I
try to talk about about it, he acts like I'm
sugar honey iced, teating all over his legacy and disrespecting
the life he's trying to give me. Is there a
way to talk about this without him tripping on me
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or the fact that I want to live my own
life not his good question.
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah, that's a tough one. That's really really a tough one. Oh,
but this is really something that your father is going
to have to arrive at the conclusion of I think
you should probably set your father down. You're going to
have to tell him eventually because it's not what you
want to do. And it's unfair of your father to
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impose his will or wishes of your life projections on
on you because this is what he sees for you.
But if you don't see it for yourself, it's gonna
be hard to live that life. And so I think
you're gonna have to sit your father down and say, Dad,
I'm really grateful man for all you've done for our family.
I'm really really grateful for the example you've been of
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hard work and excellence, and I'm really appreciating what the
lifestyle you've given us. But Dad, this is my dream
and my vision. This is where I want my life
to go. I'm not a roofer. I'm not as good
as you. I don't have the gift you got, and
I don't even have the same desire you have. Dad.
(01:11:40):
I'm just a different person, and I really wish you'd
give me your blessings to pursue my life so I
can get on the path that's right for me. Now,
what I will do is go to college and take
up marketing and economics, and when you're ready to retire,
I'll help you with the buyout plan for your company
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and we can sell it. And you could make far
more money in the buyout plan than you could by
ever having me continue to run it. So maybe we
sell your business and then you retire and in everything
you can get all the benefits from it. That's a
smarter play right there. But when you tell your father
that you don't want to do something, you have to
(01:12:20):
have an alternative. But you got to be a young man.
I think you got to think this retirement plan out
to help your dad because he sees his son taking
over his business. I see my sons doing certain things too,
and they just they didn't have it lined up for
them all. They just have it. And I had to
understand that they have the right to pursue their own life.
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What I feel about my accomplishments and things that I
want to leave for you, if you don't want them,
what I'm leaving them for. That's why everybody after will
I'm not leaving nothing to nobody. We're gonna spend eighty
five percent of our money. We're not gonna have it
fifteen percent left when we pull up out of here,
that's all. Yeah, that was a good way to put
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it though. For the young man, that was a great job.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
I like that because that was that was a tough question.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
It is a tough question, man. It's a difficult situation
for the young man to be in, but it's the
toughest situation for your father to be in, because sometimes
as older people, we can be a little bit stubborn
with what we want and what we see, and we
expect because our children to see it our way. It's
just not the way it works. And I've had to
learn that because I have all have children who are
(01:13:29):
decision making ages, and they made some decisions I don't
agree with. But I did the same thing when I
was growing up, made a lot of decisions just going
into comedy. Was the only person thought I should it
was my father, brothers, sisters, friends x. Everybody thought it
was just a his poor decision, dumbest thing you could do.
(01:13:52):
I didn't have one friend that thought I should do
it except Russell mid Middlebrooks out of Cleaved. That's the
only dude.
Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Hopefully that young man will take that great advice. Yeah,
we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up.
It's twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show. All right, when the weather cools off
and the leads start falling, that can only mean one thing,
and you know what it is. That means it's cuffing
(01:14:22):
season again. It's that time of year when single people
want a partner to cozy up with before the holidays.
According to dating dot Com, a low pressure approach to
dating is always a way to go, and no one
likes drama. Nearly seventy one percent of daters are looking
for someone who's easygoing and relaxed, while eighty five percent
(01:14:42):
want a partner with similar interests and activities for cuffing season.
According to essence dot com, you should already have started
drafting for a cuffing season. Okay, Halloween and Thanksgiving her
right around the corner. And remember cuffing season ends around
late March. So here here here's a question for you, guys.
Do you have any tips on cuffing season? Any tips?
Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
Well, first of all, you know the person you need
to cook with a feelas you know, need to need
to be around your weight on a little bit a
little bit more.
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
That's by the boy. Round your weight a little bit more.
That's it. You know, if you about one fifty, about
one sixty, you know what is there? Walk walk shirt?
Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Wh you got covers?
Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
No, yes, okay, all right you need to cuffing and
you got to make sure that other person want to
be cuffed with you scooting up on the person that
don't want you undergoing. That's little, that's very welsome. They
need to have that because we're not going out. It's
snowing out there.
Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
We can't go out coming up in thirty three minutes
after Thank you guys, we'll play around it. Would you
rather right after this you're listening.
Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Morning show?
Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather, while sleeping with your mouth open, think
about that? Would you rather swallow a fly? Or would
you rather swallow a moth?
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Wow, I'm gonna swallow that fly. Get it over that
moth choke? Yes, he furry and all this?
Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Would you all right?
Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Would you rather fight a chicken every time you get
in your car? Would you rather fight a squirrel every
time you got in your car?
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Junior, I'm gonna go with it.
Speaker 9 (01:16:36):
I'm gonna go with it with the chicken. I just
I can't see myself fighting no squirrel chicken really yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I eat chicken right, get some wings?
Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Yeah, I don't know about squirrel. Seem chicken fighting all day?
Squirrel a squirrel, little punk ass, got rabies everything?
Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Yeah, chicken getting all right? Would you rather would you
rather have a never ending bowl of ice cream? Or
would you rather never have a never ending supply of
German chocolate cake? Are we doing ice cream? Are we
doing German chocolate?
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
I have to go with ice cream.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
As much as you love German love as much as
I love German?
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
What's your flavor ice cream?
Speaker 14 (01:17:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
It's several cookie does buttered pecan. It's like amazing oreo
can be very.
Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Cookies and cream and all that cookies.
Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
And cream, Lord commercy.
Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Neo, yeah, all three, all three, apology as long as
it's ice cream.
Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
That uh hagendos got a new flavor of pre leans
and bourbon and lud him mercy, lord father, I have
not tried that one.
Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
I got to check that one out, all right. Would
you rather it's keeping in the food range? Would you
ever rather always smell like an onion? Or would you
rather always smell like garlic.
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Wow, like that garlic is trifling on a whole nother
love comes to glic Onion Yeah, yeah, you stink either way. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Did you have a friend called onion arms?
Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yeah, you can call him away in front of girls.
Back up your strong, Like if he be talking to
some girls and I know he reaking because he didn't
know he stinks, walk up and go away. What's up
with your boy? Didn't know? I'm giving it? Yeah? His
(01:19:05):
first name? Yeah, John Moore?
Speaker 8 (01:19:09):
John.
Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
All right, Okay, thank you guys. Coming up in forty
nine minutes after we'll close out the show. It's our
last break of the day. We'll close it out with
the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day and Steve, we have another call for you.
Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
This is a guy who left a message about the election.
Check it out.
Speaker 14 (01:19:36):
Hey, right, casey, so oh, I have two things on
my mind right now. Firstly, I want to start off
with these blacks for Trump, all these blacks for Trump
that think that Trump's gonna benefit We're gonna help benefit
the black person. Where they know good and will you
know he will never benefit he will never have all blacks.
(01:19:58):
He's benefiting off of them. He's never gonna help you
health these black folks.
Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
And I'm just that was it.
Speaker 14 (01:20:07):
He just.
Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
I ain't got I'm thinking, you know, it's all I guess.
The frustration for me is the frustration for me is
I've been black longer than most people. I mean, at
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sixty seven, I'm at an age where the people that's
older than me, that number is small. The people that's
younger than me, that number is massive, because we just say,
I'm at at the age where people just start checking out.
So I've been black for a long time, and it
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has been an honor of mine. It has been one
of the true blessings now in every blessing that comes
with a price. And it has been challenging to be
black in this United States of America. It has been
more than a challenge, but has also been worth it
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to me because as I look at my life and
all the grace and favor that God has shown me
and accomplishments He's allowed me to accomplish and receive and
honors and the way I live my life and the
respect I have and things of that nature. It also
(01:21:38):
says to me that I did this in spite of
the odds that were placed against me. And I know
a lot of people out there feel this exact way.
Those of you that have climbed the corporate letter, that
have strived in gotten yourself college educated, those of you
that are in the postal system, that reached a highlight
(01:22:00):
level of position, of people at FedEx of DHL or
the wherever you are at government agency, down at the bank,
in your law office, whatever you've done to climb yourself
up to the top. I know you know how difficult
it has been. And I know you have all looked
(01:22:22):
at some of your counterparts and how in the hell
did they get that position or get that job, and
you know why and you know how, And so for
us as well as myself, it has been an honor
to accomplish this. But as I've accomplished it, man, I
(01:22:43):
also look at the people who don't understand how difficult
it is and act like you get to just be
another way because you want to decide that, like you
just want to be a black for Trump because you
want to fit in. That's the only reason I can
think that a person will want to be a Trump
is because you want to be accepted. That's the only
(01:23:04):
thing I got for you. Because you cannot be serious.
You cannot factually tell me what Trump has done for blacks.
I've been sitting here waiting to find out what that is.
So when I see blacks for Trump, I be wanting
to go what show me how Trump is for blacks?
See y'alls? So if the only thing I can figure
(01:23:25):
is you've got to be wanting to be accepted, I
keep telling y'all, man, that ain't how this thing work. Look,
you want to get accepted, just just get his hip
on the letter as you can get. Make your client
be steady and strong. Be an example to young people
that they can climb the corporate letter, that they can
go to college, that they can make it at home depot,
(01:23:47):
that they can make it at Lowe's, that they can
make it at the post office, that they can make
it at faired X. Be that example. Be the first
one in your family to start a be as it
be that type of person right here. Use some pride.
But if you think you can just voluntarily go over
there and cross that bridge to the other side, I
(01:24:08):
am here to tell you that ain't how at work
because that other side ain't committed to you crossing over.
Now you can go over there. But this is how
I did it. I built a bridge to the other side.
I got a game show that crossed over. I'd have
had TV shows that crossed over. I do speaking engagements
that cross over. I do motivational videos that crossover. I
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got a radio show that crosses over. I got TV
shows that crossover. I've done a lot of crossing over.
But you know what I did. I build a bridge
so that the people on the other side could come
see me and feel okay about it. What I did
not do was build a bridge and then cross the bridge,
leave my people over here, and then go over there,
(01:24:50):
because I got news for you. When the bridge burned down,
How you come back ain't no way back home. Now
you got to stay over there and you're gonna find
out over that different. You could ask krschel Walker. This
is the best example I can give to you of
late how they went and got somebody and he put
(01:25:11):
his all in all into crossing over for Donald Trump.
He was crossing over to go and gonna run for
an office so they could get control of another control
of a seat in a red state when he lost
that election and was giving him ignorant ass speeches and
was saying all that stupid mess about a bull going
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on the other side of the fence. When they found
out and he didn't win that election, did you see
what happened to him? He crossed over, but he left
us to go over there. He never really wanted to
be over here, No way now, but ain't no bridge
back to us, and now he's ostracized. They don't want
nothing to do with him. Stop this foolishness. You are
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a black for Trump when Trump ain't ever been for
blacks or never will now. Damn it, Let's vote. That's
all I got to say. Have a good day, Holly.
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