President Obama Speaks, Sista O'Dell, Damon Wayans Says Robin Williams Stole Jokes, Ask The CLO, & more - 04.07.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all, So don't given them
black a million bus boozy.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Listening to to.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't joy Yeah, joy.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Shot you know you love?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
You gotta turn I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth, the turn I probably
got to turn the mouth, the turn out, turn the
water the mon up.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on, you're think I sure will? Good morning everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and all is Steve Harvey got a radio show
particular me this morning. Steve Harvey got a radio show
filled with nothing but joy and hope about it too.
You know, it's a great thing to be able to
wake up in the morning with peace in your heart

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and joy. Peace and joy is immeasurable. It has a
value attached to it, and I have no idea what
it is. It's invaluable. It is worth so much more
than any amount of money you can make peace and joy.
I have not always had that. I've not always been

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a peaceful person or a person who lived his life
and enjoy spirit. It took an arrival at this moment.
Some people arrived sooner than others. I wish I had
arrived at this point sooner, but I think it was
necessary for me to learn a few things too. That's

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the amazing thing I've learned about life is that instead
of reflecting on your past incidences and calling them failures,
instead of focusing on the negative and calling them bad times,
I look at them now as experiences. I had to

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have those experiences that were negative, that were good, positive, wrong, evil.
I had to have all those experiences to become to
shape who we are today. We all have to have them.
If you look back at all the negative experiences you've had,

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all the things that you called failures, all the businesses
I started that went under, all of the jobs I
had that I was fired from, all the shows that
were canceled, all of the times I thought I was
gonna get something happened in my way and turned out
I didn't get it at all. When you look at
all of it, all of it, hopefully along the way,

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what you have done as a person is you've taken
those negatives and those failures and you've used them for
what they actually are. They are experiences, and they've now
created in you an experienced person, and you know that
is worth something. That's then it becomes a positive. But

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what too many people do is they let the negative
things that have happened in their life. They allow the
failures that have happened in them lives never to manifest
themselves as experiences. And you sit up there and you
dwell on it, and you dwell on it until you
have this woe is me attitude. Stop looking at it
like that, y'all. You go through things in order to

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become I'm the person that you are today. I'll tell
you who you sometimes have to sit down and talk to.
Sometimes you ought to sit down to an inmate that
really gets it. An inmate that says, man, I've actually
heard inmates say it to me and write to me,
and they've said things like, man, come in to prison,
save my life. Now, those of you have never got

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how can he say a thing like that? But some
men know, man, I was so far out there that
if I'd have stayed out there, I wouldn't even be
here today. This actually allowed me to stop, spend some
time with myself and learn some things about me. Now
does that happen for everybody? Like that? And a but
here's a person who has taking an experience that could

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be considered a failure or negative and turn it into
a positive and using it to enrich their lives. You
can do it no matter what your set of circumstances is.
I recommend to everybody that you try changing your outlook
in order to change your outcome. Everything that happens to
you that's negative or you can set of failure their experiences.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You've got to go through these things in order to
have the knowledge that you have today.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
So I wish that I had come to this arrival
that I'm in now, this place of peace and joy,
But then guess what, I will not know what I know.
I couldnot share some of the things that I'm able
to share if I had not gone through some of them.
And sometimes that's the purpose of them. It's to teach
you a lesson because you know, God has a plan

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for you. He really really does, and eventually he can
use you no matter how old you are, and he
can use you no matter how young you are. If
you just say, Okay, I'm ready to hear your plan.
I've tried mine, mine ain't worked out. What's your plan
for me? God, what do you want me to do?
That's why I say every day, Steve already got radio show, y'all, Cause, man,

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I ain't see it coming. I didn't see that coming.
I ain't see this book coming. I ain't I ain't
seen half of the amazing things that are happened to me.
I didn't plan them. I was sitting there, man and
asking God for some direction. And then I got smart
enough to stay watchful, be a hard worker. Now because faithful,
our works is there and it came. And I'll remind

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you of this. God has given all of you a gift.
Every last one of you listening has a gift. God
has never created a soul that he did not provide
a gift to. God gives everyone a gift, and a
gift is not just singing, rapping entertainment. The richer gifts
are much more than that. Teachers are gifted people who

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really have the gift of sharing information. That's a gift,
you know, and in that you can become great. You know,
a lot of people think that successful and greatness is
the same thing. Cornell West said it at my daughter's graduation.
He was a spokesperson. He said something so pointed. He said,

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don't ever confuse success with greatness. The two have nothing
to do with each other. Some people determine success about
money and fame and all this here, but greatness. Greatness
ain't got nothing to do with your money. It ain't
got nothing to do with your fame. It's how you
conduct your life. It's how meaningful and significant you become

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in your community, at your church, on your job, to
the cub Scout unit that you run, to the little
girl's lives, that you change, that that little center in
the hood where you just one place of hope to
so many people and they come back. And I used
the example of Lou Dazzler who passed away in La
who had the Boys and Girls Challenges Club out in La.

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And he wasn't a rich man at all, and if
you walk by him, you wouldn't even know who he was.
But if you look at all the people who have
gone on to become politicians, who have gone on to
become CEOs, who have gone on to become athletes, that
have passed through this man's small building in the hood
in La, he was great.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Trust me. Man.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Prayer changes things, I said all the time. But when
you see he will become successful or great, that somebody
praying somewhere may not even beat them.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Maybe it's they. Mama.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
You know, I think of Tiger Woods and all the
greatness he's accomplished. You know, they always talk about his
father and all this. Here somebody somewhere praying for Tiger Woods.
I got cash money riding on that Tiger Woods. Mama
is a praying woman or something. My mother was. She
prayed me into this place because she used to call
me all the time. Praying for your boy, and prayer

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changes things. It really does. Try it today. It can
change you. It has changed millions of people. Open up
yourself to the greatness that's in you, because God is
giving you a gift. Matter of fact that you ain't
using it. Who fought you think that is? I'm just
telling you you got one, and if you start praying
about it, it'll manifest itself and you can become one

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of two things, successful or great or both.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
You can make the decision.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Today you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shit.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen. It's time again. It's time to celebrate,
it's time to give thanks, it's time to show gratitude.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
He did it.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Again, Oh how does he do it?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Over? And over. He don't miss, he don't miss.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
You know what, I'm so glad. I'm so glad God
in control of this thing. He is the only one
that raises the sun and sets it. Man, do you
know if it was a man in charge of that,
you know how many days and he be late and
they argue with his wife. He didn't get it turned
on in time. And oh man, I mean the whole
I thought we was. I thought sunrise was at eight
this morning, but six. Thank you Lord for being consistent,

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for being good ladies and gentlemen. This is the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Sheldon Strawberry, Califreil, Mississippi, Monica Junior and
the Legend Junior on your mind.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
You know you're kind of like an anomaly, man, You're
very different. You approaches so different. Anomally anomally means means
not in you know, normal, just different.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You know, because you got.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I thought it was a peace on the monopoly.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
You know what?

Speaker 8 (11:20):
You know the man said that that was last week, Junior.
Come yeah, now, but you know you have all these
sayings like never give up. You always talk about this
poem if you always talk about dreams, planting seeds, know
what I'm saying, like, do all your adversity you learned
all this to your adversities?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Just or did you have these sayings coming up?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
No, that's in order to have a testimony, you gotta
have a test I didn't have these sayings growing up.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I ain't had no messed up childhood.

Speaker 7 (11:48):
We was poor, but everybody on my street was poor,
so we we thought that's where you're supposed to live.
I didn't really know I was potent. I went to
college and I saw what the white people had. I
didn't have nothing that what the hell y'all did? What
you got a car?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
When you know?

Speaker 7 (12:07):
I couldn't believe that. But no, man, I had to
go through some stuff to learn this at college. Man,
was the beginning of a very very staunch learning period
for me. I was learning stuff growing up because I'm
Cleveland made and produced. You got to be a tough

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boy come up out of there. Ain't no doubt about it,
Cleveland man. It's just anybody come out of there and
become a success.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
You gotta give them credit.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
Anybody stayed there and turn theirself into a success, like
a lot of my partners, got to give them credit.
But yeah, man, I had to college began the process.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Kent State taught me how to deal with white folks.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
That was the number one lesson of Kent's State, because
I had never been to school with any whites. I
went to all black elementary, all black junior high, all
black high school, you know, and all of a sudden,
I was in a minority situation in school and I
had to learn very quickly how they are. But what
was even more fascinating was they found out how I was.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Good.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
It was the most shocking for them. I saw them
on TV. They had never seen me before so hot.
And then from there I just learned over and over
and over. And most of my lessons were learned through hardship,
trials and tribulations. And that's how you learn it, man.
You got to go through something to learn it, and
I'm grateful for that.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
All right, all right, thank you guys.

Speaker 9 (13:38):
Coming up next to his a nephew and run that
brank back right after this.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
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Speaker 7 (13:52):
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Speaker 9 (14:22):
All right, it is time now for Reverend Motown and
Deacon Death Jam with a word.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
Hey man, we we full galvel we gavel in the
special Police. Yeah, we are here to bring away by
the choosing of Deacon Death.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Jam.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, I'm curious as to what we are asking me
to participate on this morning Well, Jam, order you hell.

Speaker 11 (15:04):
This morning pass that we're looking at coming Well, this
is in lieu of.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Pastor Marvin's SAP.

Speaker 11 (15:14):
This right here is closed the door from the book
of Teddy Pendergraph. And if you can, whenever you want descripted,
you let me know.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
But this is in.

Speaker 11 (15:23):
Lieu of Pastor Marbin's SAP.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
If you would like to expound those of you unaware
SEP is trending nothing SAP, then open the door. Even
though he was asking him to close the door.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
That's right, that's right, that's right. That's what's after You
want you go fire rail. Yeah, you opening yourself up
for resticute malnutrition.

Speaker 11 (16:04):
Read all right past it says here in the book,
it says, I close the door.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Stop right. That's why he viral. He said close.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Read let me give you what you've been waiting for.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Stop right there, No, no is y'all give me what
I've been waiting for.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Read baby, I got so much love to give, all boy.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Stop right now. If you got so much love to give,
let's shut the door so we can get it.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Read, and I want to give it all to you.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Stop right there.

Speaker 7 (16:45):
Once again, I want you to give it all to me.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
This message is in reverse psychology. Read. Then he says
again past one down, me said.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Close the door. No need to worry no more.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Stop right there. You ain't gonta try to walk around.
Ain't no more around because we just shut the door.
Ain't no gonna walk around moving all over here.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Sit down somewhere.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Read let's bring this to day to a pleasant end.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Stop right there.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
In order for this day to come to the pleasant end,
I'm gonna need forty grand read.

Speaker 11 (17:34):
Me and you Now, I waited all day long just
to hold or.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Hold you in my arms. Stop right there. Yeah, I
want to hold.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I want to rock.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
You in my Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
But the only way I'm gonna put my arms around
you come on here. This is if I'm hugging forty grad.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Read and it says out here but anything exactly.

Speaker 11 (18:10):
Like I thought, it would be me loving you and
you loving me.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Stop right there. I'm already preached, so that would be
loving you. Nine need you to love me.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Close them dolls in the back, like I said, I
need forty grad.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Ain't nobody leaving here.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
I swow if you touch that doknob, it's gonna be
only poppet At the Sap Congregational Church.

Speaker 11 (18:43):
Read and he says that one more time, bath will
close the door. Let me rub your back where you
say it's soul.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Stop. Ah, that's well. We get a little sexy at
the SAP Church. Yeah, all rub your boday. Yeah, you
wash my.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
And we can do all the washing we want because
we don't have forty thousand dollars worth or so free
come and get now.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
This is the way it gets softy when it pass
to come and get closer and closer, so close to me.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Let's get lost in each other.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Everybody stops, stop right down, closer than closer and closer
to me, so that we can get lost in each other.
Because when the right one get close enough. M h,
I'm gonna take part of this forty and we're going

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to Sandors. Let you say, man, really, if you.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Met again our past, it says, come.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
Here, baby, I waited all all day long just to
hold you in my arms. And it's exactly like I
thought it would be.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Stop right there. Let me appreci on it now.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
Sometimes when you want to get real close, you got
the ass people permission.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
So the order fardy get closed, I say it closed.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
The door now that those are the church is usually
wide open, but they don't need to see whatn't me.
And you're gonna be doing in here, Cau. When I
get that forty grand, we going to sandal Resort. I've
been looking at it on TV. Ain't that five thousand?
All I need to go to Sandle All you can
eat crumbles only. We're gonna walk on the beach, dip

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off in the water.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Come back up and hold your body close to mine.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Faddy Grain money on hand thirty five ten percent going
to the church.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
That's what tiding is. The other thirty six red is
going down to Sanded with me.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
We don't fly first class, we don't swing by the sachet.
Won't stop at Gucci right around. I can't spit my
old fractures.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Lord for the grand with the doors of the churches
back open now, won't you come.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
After clo with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
the building.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
Hey, look, you can't let the urge to sing your
favorite songs while you're driving distract you from that truck
drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting biker creeping
up beside you. Fortunately, every nday offers advanced safety features
that can alert you to potential dangers around you.

Speaker 10 (21:59):
That's right, because high as always working to ensure the
road doesn't get you. Hondai vehicles have one over one
twenty four.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
Coming up at the top of the Hour and Entertainment News,
we'll recap the weekends, trending topics and top news stories.
That is all coming up at the top of the hour.
We have a great show for you, But right now
it is time to ask the clo. Our chief love Officer,
Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
All right, well you were it's you steal pastoring right now?
I'm all right compact.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Kamika in Norfolk has a question for you.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
She says, my husband and I went on an anniversary
trip and he got sick the very first day. I
can I continue to enjoy myself as much as I
could so we wouldn't lose the money on the excursions
that we planned. Is my husband's anger justified or is
he acting foolish?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Well, he's acting a little bit.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Now, come on, dog, Now you want somebody to sit
around you and be miserable in the room, and we
just spend all this money.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Such faby big you don't share it. That ain't your bit?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Why that put on that whining and stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
See, I don't do that. I don't you know. I
was recovering from surgery. My girl just I told her
go and live a life. I got, I got. I'm
sitting now. I'm good. I don't do that I don't
make them wait on me. But well, somebody gonna wait
on me.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
But it ain't got to be here.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Somebody gonna bring something, you see.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
So he's acting child as you say a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
Moving on to paul Lette and Shreveport, Paul Ittt writes,
my husband will be sixty five.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
This year and I am forty nine.

Speaker 9 (23:51):
He's been falling asleep during sex, and I thought if
we changed positions or have sex earlier, it would help.
It never failed else he starts dozing off.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Is this an age thing? How do I tell him?
I'm frustrated.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
I'm sixty eight. I have never ever in my life
fallen asleep during sings. Now immediately after I'm.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Gone, So we're clear, we have clarity.

Speaker 7 (24:21):
I've been doing that since I was twenty, so that
ain't Yeah, I ain't got nothing to do at age.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So what what are you saying? It's boring to him?

Speaker 7 (24:32):
Yeah, something's wrong, baby, Yeah, something's wrong. Okay, something is wrong,
and I don't know exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
But I don't know. I don't know. Nobody fall asleep
doing okay.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, she says that during and she tried to change
positions and all of that.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
Do it earlier.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Nothing help, He.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Just gonna fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Maybe, well she's frustrated though, well maybe.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
Maybe no, no, no, maybe there's a chemical reaction going
on between the two of boot. You sometimes, you know,
two bodies, you know, could just be aw what Let
me just pay a compliment to her. Oh maybe you

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got something that's so good. Maybe you got something it's
just like a just like just being in a bottle
of zquill. It's all up in. He'll sleep all zquial.
That's you know, night quill got new product out just

(25:42):
for sleep, you know. Yeah, you know, if you ain't
got the flu or cold, you can still buy some
z quill and just getting knocked out. You know, maybe
you just got you. Maybe you just got a z
quill on you, just a just a red, big old
boller v quill. Maybe that's it, yeah, big Okay, moving on,

(26:07):
ephrom always got quil. Yeah, okay, we're gonna move on.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Now make this you got to okay, Citty, two hours
bottle of medicine wool.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Try to move on.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
Hey got that with Zeke down at Costco and they
said they got to be the boss. A bottle of
wrench at Costco one time. I ain't know who houses this.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
I'll go here, sh all right, oh thank youphram and
Can Canton says, my fiance is thirty five years old
and she can't live without social media from okay, yeah, okay,
all right. Fhrom And Canton says his fiance is thirty
five years old, she can't live without social media. I've

(26:53):
asked her to ease up on posting all of our business.
She thinks I have something to hide and that's not
it at all. How do I get her to focus
more on us and not the phone?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Break up?

Speaker 12 (27:05):
What? What?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
That's something to break up over?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Hell? Yeah? Break up? Yep, yeap? Break up though, next question?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Should that's it?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yep? Break up?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
She's too young, she won't stop.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
No, they hook She hooked. She ain't listening to you.
She put it up. But you got something to hide? No,
I just don't want everything exposed. That's all. Break up,
that's it. If you're not married, don't get out now.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Okay, all right, all right? Last one is the last one.

Speaker 9 (27:38):
Jada and Thomaston. Thomaston says, I can't not stand my
boyfriend's friends. They call me goody two shoes, and it's
perfect because I don't drink or smoke. He never takes
up for me, he said. If he does, it will
make it worse. Is this proof that my boyfriend does
not respect me.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
That's a weak statement. That's a weak statement on his part.
If I take up for you, it's gonna make it worse.
So you have no plans on taking up for your wife,
because it'll be worse. I'm gonna tell you right now.
You let Marjorie come in here and tell me. I'm
tired of these people talking about me.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I promise you. We've been have conversation.

Speaker 7 (28:23):
No, and it ain't gonna get worse because they're gonna understand,
y'all stop this about her. Quit Every time I bring
around you, she the subject. It ain't cool, man. She
don't smoke it.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
She don't drink. That's all it is to it. That's
what she don't do. Now, guess what. Leave it at that.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
And next person say something when we're around, it's gonna
be a problem. Talking about this is gonna be worse.
They're gonna tease you more.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Poor god.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
But see you talking about protecting your woman. You're talking
about protecting your wife. You see what I'm saying. He's
not willing to do that. That's all it is. Does
he not respect me? Right exactly?

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Wrong for that?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah wrong?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Stand up to your friends. This is your girl, right we.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Can talk about everybody girl in here. Listen, it's some
things I been wanting to say about yours too. Come on,
let's get Patty, come on here, let's go and get
he's gonna get out here.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Like what JR? Okay, you don't like Shamika.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
No, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I can't stand.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
First of all, I don't like nobody breast under their neck.
That hat, that's what I make that. That's one thing
wrong with her right there, That's that's I can't believe.
You ain't got no neck. I can't see no neck. Okay,
that's what's wrong with her.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Support.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, you need to stop this.

Speaker 7 (29:41):
My girl.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Don't drink and smoke, but this here got to stop.
What about Twana though? T Wanda?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
All feet too big?

Speaker 8 (29:47):
We know the same size shoe y'all, y'all shearing shoes,
y'all share shoes.

Speaker 12 (29:53):
I know them.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I know your George them your George.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
I'm not the same side.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Why wouldn't every say that's y'all, tween at the peak?
What about can go?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I'll tell you what. Every time I'm looking at back,
I think I get home.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
What's the sausage package doing back?

Speaker 9 (30:10):
Then?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I'm home.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Every time I say that back, I'm home.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
We'll talk about everybody, girls, yeah, everybody, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Thank you guys. Coming up at the top of the hour.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this,
and next me moving to children. You're listening Hard Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (30:38):
On Thursday, former President Barack Obama spoke at Hamilton College
in Clinton, New York, and expressed his thoughts on President
Trump's efforts to reshape the federal government, crackdown on immigration,
and intimidate the media on fundamental American values, and said, quote,
it is up to all of us to fix this.

(30:58):
It is not going to be because somebody comes and
saves you. Obama called Trump's presidency unimaginable, and he stated
that this type of behavior would never have been tolerated
by him.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
List imagine if I had done any of this.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Let me just I just I just want to be
clear about this. Imagine that.

Speaker 13 (31:30):
Imagine if I had pulled Fox News' credentials from the
White House Press Corps.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
You're laughing, but no, this is what's happening.

Speaker 13 (31:41):
Imagine if I I said to law firms that were
representing parties that were upset with policies my administration had
initiated that.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
You will not be allowed into government buildings.

Speaker 13 (31:56):
We will punish you economically for this senting from the
Affordable CARECT or the irondeal. We will fire it out
students who protest against my policies. It's unimaginable that the

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same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior
like that for me or a.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Whole bunch of my predecessors.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Facts.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
I mean, you know, what's happening is really ridiculous, you know.
And they mask all of this with you know, because
they're masters of illusion. So they got you thinking about
these terroriffs and how wonderful they're going to be, and
how how unfairly Americans been treated by all these countries

(32:58):
and Europe and clue that especially China and all of
this man and they maskt.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
It and this is gonna be great.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
Certain Now it's gonna take some time, now, you know,
it's gonna take some time, but we are going to
get back to beg It's gonna be the most incredible
country you've ever seen before. Man, this guy, man, he
masked what he does as well as anybody.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
And the problem is for those who can see behind
the mask.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
You're fighting against people who can see behind the bad mask,
know what's going on behind the mask, disagree with what's
going on behind the mask, but too afraid to say it.
The Republicans are the greatest bunch of cowards I have
ever seen in my life when it comes to this

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one man doing what he want to do. I mean, man,
you know, look, man, get some kohounas about yourself. Be something,
what you go to school for, what you take the oak, well,
don't worry about oak. Apologize for saying that old thing
never meant nothing in this country.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
What you know why? I mean, look, man, this this
is crazy the way this guy's doing stuff.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
And he keeps masking it, man, and they masking it
with the transgender conversation, you know, like like you know, man,
I mean, but that's what's crazy to me. I was
watching Hennedy the other day and James uh uh, what's
his name? The old ball white guy Cargo, He was

(34:46):
on that lighting him up. I'm talking about he was
roasting this dude. Do you know the card handity pull? Yeah,
but you guys want to let transgender pay play male sports,
he said, do you really think that we're hanging out?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I had on that.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
I don't care who played what I'm talking about this
economy and find these people and all this here and
that's their trump card.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
But you're a party, and the party is not that way.
It's just some people that way.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
I happen to agree with sports being played by boys
and girls, sports being played by men and women.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I happen to agree with that.

Speaker 7 (35:28):
I don't see nothing wrong with that policy, But don't
make that the real issue while you're doing nothing. Then
you try to bring up the abortion thing, like Republicans
don't get abortions.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
That's would be killing me.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
Man, be sitting up in there like a Republican ain't
never got an abortion before. Man, y'all need to come home.
And then while all in all he's cutting these deals,
he's meeting with people.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Man, this dude is just But.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
For us as minorities, we're gonna be fine because we've
always gotten the raw end of the deal. We we
ain't ever been what what what are you gonna take
from us? We ain't had nothing, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
That's what be killing me. I'll be looking at these
people that and that, you know that whole dee.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
I think, look at that right there, he came in
there with that d I think until them folks realize
who was getting hurt by now everybody with a disability
getting hurt, Veterans getting hurt, women getting hurt, white women
getting hurt.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Okay, it was okay when it was just black people
getting hurt.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
When they thought it was just us.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
Yeah, yeah, but you didn't read define print though we
so far down on the list of having benefited from it. Man, y'all,
we're gonna be fine. The same old thing for us
were we all always bounce back.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
And rise as the people.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
But President Obama was right, had it been him, would
have been a completely different story, all right, guys. Coming
up at twenty minutes after the hour, Damon Wayans called
the late comedian Robin Williams a notorious joke.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
See we'll talk about that right after this. Man, you're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (37:24):
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hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety Awards from two thousand
twenty four.

Speaker 9 (37:55):
Okay, So, Damon Wayans did Club Shayshay with Shannon Sharp,
and he's trending now for describing the late comedian Robin
Williams as a quote notorious joke thief. Damion said, Robin
Williams was a notorious thief. I ain't lyon. His manager
used to walk around with a check book and Robin

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would come off stage and a comedian would be like, hey,
he just took my dot dot dot and he would
just write my check for seventy.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Five dollars right there on the spot.

Speaker 9 (38:26):
Wayan said that Robin was known for doing this so
much that some comedians would avoid performing when Robin's Robin
Williams was around, So I gotta ask you, guys, has
another comedian ever stole a joke from you?

Speaker 12 (38:42):
Or? Have you.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
No comment? You're thank you?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Why have you been excused?

Speaker 10 (38:54):
Tell what happened?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
No comment?

Speaker 9 (38:57):
We need you to, man.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
I decided a while ago that I wasn't going to
use this platform right here to disparage other people, especially
our own, cause we got enough of that going on
right now, and I just decided I ain't gonna be
a part of it.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Now.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
I've been accused of stealing the joke falsely, but and
I've seen guys take my material. You know, I've had
some parallels made with jokes, which is going to happen
because there are no new premises on Earth. I never
knew that about Robin Williams. I never heard that, Damon,
But Damon's a straight shooter guy.

Speaker 12 (39:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I had heard it, but I didn't I never saw
any proof of it.

Speaker 7 (39:41):
There was a girl on Instagram talking about somebody has
stole her price up gasoline joke, that's my joke and
the way, and then they showed the guy that had
done the joke, and then they showed her joke.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
It was close, but the joke was so basic.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
The premise was so the joke was about stating in
there pumping the gas and watching the media go and
her reaction to the meter and the guy did a
joke while he was plumbing the gas and his reaction
to the meta. That the reaction wasn't the same. But
she claimed that's her joke. Well, no, that's a premise, sweetheart,
that that ain't your joke.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Do that about that about the price, bro because it's
a premise, hell gas prices? Who ain't got a joke
about that?

Speaker 7 (40:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (40:29):
Okay, all right, all right, Steve, the guy who used
to be with you and stand with you and do
all the things with you, security, all of that. Boom,
it's his birthday today. Did you want to say Happy
birthday to him? It's Boom's birthday?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Hell no, lett, I'm gonna go and call him and
ask him. Do he even know how old he eat it?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Happy birthday, Boom.

Speaker 7 (40:57):
Because that's been a today. Happy birthday, big Boom, many
health boy.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
And also at the camp, remember the bet we had,
so when you come to the camp this year, give
me my money, all.

Speaker 9 (41:10):
Right, guys, coming up next to thirty four minutes after
Sister Odell in the building right after this. You're listening
Steve Hardy Morning show. Well, sister Odell is here, ladies
and gentlemen, and Sister Odell.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
We gotta ask you. Did you hear about this?

Speaker 7 (41:29):
Well?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
You didn't introduce me like you know, lead.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
Couldn't getting my glasses all. So I'm mister with you.
Good Morning's everyone's.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Surpride.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
Lord, I ain't been on any Why Steve been sick?
You know he ain't been up to do it sick?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yes, yeah, yes, ma'am. And we've missed your sister Odell.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
We have.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Well, I've been out, you know, doing what I do.
So I'm back now what's going out?

Speaker 9 (42:08):
Well, I just wanted to know did you hear about
the sixty six year old woman out of Germany who
just had her tenth child. She's sixty six now, she
just had her tenth child. It was a son named Philip.
The baby was conceived naturally, weighed seven pounds thirteen ounces
at birth.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I just want did you hear, buddy? Can you believe
that six?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Well that's shity shit. It ain't really labor no more.
They just fall out.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
You had nine of them four this I'm kidding you
right now, sitchy shit, you're nine.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Girl. That thing ain't been together in a while.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Since O'Dell. Wow, How old were you when you had
your youngest baby?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
How old my youngest one?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I mean, you know, your last child?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Oh, the last one.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
The last time I was pregnant was Oh, I believe
at last one I had, I was about thirty six.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Oh, that's good. What husband was that one? Who's the
baby's father?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Because number eleven.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Is that birth mister Birtholomew?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
No, that was Corinthius.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
And what's the baby's name?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Which one? The last one?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Corinthians baby? What's his name?

Speaker 9 (43:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
The last one. I name all my children's after the Bible.
The last one was. Last name is Revelations. Yes, of course,
the last because I.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
Knew it's gonna be last one. I ain't ain't no
more after this, you know, Genesis was Genesis was born.

Speaker 9 (43:52):
You know.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
And then I had Dudh Rahmedy.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
Then that that one I struggled with. I named that
one Exodus because if you don't get out of me.

Speaker 12 (44:04):
You know.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Then I had Ruf Rufe, And I picked Ruf because
Black Thomas said, don't nobody ever preach from that book.
So I named one of them Ruth, and then the twins,
first Carithlus and second Caricul.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Wow, So you got children?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, now I have a few psalms.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
So oh you know.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
And then I had that little boy with all the sins.
I named him roverbs.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh, yes, just wise. Uh huh.

Speaker 9 (44:39):
I was gonna say, palm. You know it's Kim Kardashian
and Kanye West had a baby named Thom.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yes, they do, beautiful little boy.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
That's where they got it from. They took my baby name.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Oh I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
You know, Kanye is going.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
Crazy now, y'all been saying, yes, he thinks he a
black wizard klue Klucks clan. Remember this, so you know,
I mean when on y'all was talking about he was
a genius. You know, y'all in the little hip hoppies
all was running around talking about it, he was a genius,
and I kept looking at him, going, this little boy stupid.

(45:16):
I guess y'all see now.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Do hump, Yes, ma'am, we do?

Speaker 6 (45:20):
We have what time?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
And what dan?

Speaker 10 (45:23):
I gotta ask you, have you ever been to church?
And they then the path to close them those on
you like that ball.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
You mean like Marvin did the other day.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yes, that's all I said.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
Lord, he didn't god hisself in the well of trouble.
And you know he been on the been on the Instagram.
You know, we're trying to explain it.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
He don't do good on Instagram. He needs to stop.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
He first of all, dress your age. The only one
still dressing like their church folks, says Yolanda Adams and
the clock sisters. He was bringy.

Speaker 9 (46:03):
All right, sister Hodell. We want to thank you, we
missed you, and uh, we'll see you next time, Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Lady, Bye Bertie.

Speaker 9 (46:11):
Coming up next, it is Nephew Tommy and the prank
phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about four
minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today
and the subject is my husband and his petty best friend. Okay,
my husband and his petty best friend. We'll get into

(46:33):
that find out what that's all about a little bit later,
because right now the nephew is here with today's frank
phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
What you got for his neph third, I.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
First got to say thank you to Charlotte, North Carolina.
Man five soul shows over this past weekend. I want
to say thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Did I do it? Did I do it? Yes?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I did.

Speaker 10 (46:52):
Came up in there and acted a dog one fool.
You rode my journey with me, and I appreciate that. Man.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
All right, this is what I got for y'alli is
on this right here.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Side job cleaner, side job cleaner.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, side job clean cat dog.

Speaker 14 (47:09):
If you would to rush Jervis is Robbie can help you.

Speaker 12 (47:14):
Robbie, I'm trying to get an order in for some
construction uh supplies I need to pick up.

Speaker 14 (47:19):
That's fine with what's your what's your company?

Speaker 12 (47:20):
Uh? Roof and Company, Ruth and Company. Okay, have we
have we done this before? No? No, you have. This
is my first time called. I heard you guys were
pretty good.

Speaker 14 (47:30):
I appreciate the compliment.

Speaker 12 (47:31):
Okay, now listen. Uh, I need to get this as
soon as possible. Man, Can I possibly pick up these
supplies like in the next couple of hours?

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (47:39):
Well, you know, no, it don't work. That fact kind
of a quick turnaround. We got a little bit of
a backup, but I can I can do my bak
depends on what you need.

Speaker 12 (47:46):
Okay, here's here's what I need. Man, I need five
rolls of duct takes.

Speaker 14 (47:50):
Okay, that's no problem, that's quick.

Speaker 12 (47:52):
Okay, I need plastic. Man, Listen, if you was gonna
wrap up something in plastic that's like about uh six
foot two in height and two hundred pounds, how much
plans do you think I would need to wrap to
wrap that up?

Speaker 3 (48:06):
In?

Speaker 12 (48:07):
This is a second.

Speaker 14 (48:07):
You're you're asking for plastic like a roller plastic.

Speaker 12 (48:10):
Yeah, I'm talking. I need to wrap up something that's
six foot two and like two hundred and ten pounds.

Speaker 14 (48:15):
I probably would get about three yards four yards of plastic.

Speaker 12 (48:19):
Okay, okay, I need to get that. Then let me
ask you this here. If you was gonna try to
put some cement on that to hold it down, how
much cement you think and hold it down?

Speaker 14 (48:28):
I'm more confused. You're running a roofing company, right.

Speaker 12 (48:31):
Yeah, I'm a roof of company, but I'm doing a
little side work for some friends of mine.

Speaker 14 (48:35):
Oh okay, Okay, I just got a little confused because
you told me this is a talish and company. No problem,
no problem, got some man, Wait, you're trying to hold
something more.

Speaker 12 (48:43):
I'm trying to I'm trying to hold something down. So
how many bags of cement do you think I need
to hold out something that's two hundred and twenty pounds? Wow?

Speaker 14 (48:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (48:53):
Eight bags? Eight bags? Eight bag? They bags?

Speaker 14 (48:56):
I would recommend at least Okay.

Speaker 12 (48:57):
Okay, give me eight bags the cement. Now, just something else.
I want to ask you. Do you have anything any
type of cleaner man that can get uh, that can
get blood, I mean paint off the floor.

Speaker 14 (49:07):
Yeah, we got industrial cleaners, some of all kinds of
industrial cleaners. Said well, when you said paint the.

Speaker 12 (49:12):
Paint or blood, uh, paint, paint, pint.

Speaker 14 (49:16):
Okay, yeah, I mean I've got industrial plans, a lot
of kids.

Speaker 12 (49:18):
I mean, do you have a preference, no, just whatever
you could throw in there. I need that. Now, let
me ask you this here. Do you have anything that
can like just kill a smell? You know what I'm
saying that if you know, if you don't want something
to smell, you got anything for that?

Speaker 9 (49:30):
Wait?

Speaker 14 (49:30):
Manute something if something some guy in your place is
this is just something something did you do there? An
animal or something you've found? I mean I'm kind of confused.
You're talking about snow and cleaning up. Did you find
some sort of animal on a construction?

Speaker 12 (49:42):
A A A Robbie. Listen, man, just take the order.
That's all I need you to do.

Speaker 14 (49:46):
Okay, Okay, No, I'm sorry. I wasn't asking your business.
I just it was a little concern.

Speaker 12 (49:50):
What are we getting? What are we cleaning off?

Speaker 14 (49:52):
And what do we I mean, I guess are we
cleaning up a tile full to clean up carpet? I mean,
what's the what's the cleaner for?

Speaker 12 (49:57):
And what's the what? What's the odor? Sure? All I'm
asking you is do you have something strong with though? Like?
Do you think ammonia can can keep a smell down?
What do I need to keep a smell down?

Speaker 14 (50:07):
You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean, you gotta get
something to just scrub that right down, because I mean,
wherever that sent is, if it's in your if it's
in the walls, if you got fabrics in that place,
I mean, whatever, whatever you got it, you probably have
to have a different type of deodorized or something for
the carpet.

Speaker 12 (50:21):
Something for the walls.

Speaker 14 (50:21):
I mean, I don't I guess, I guess it's kind
of confused just to as to where the things coming from.

Speaker 12 (50:27):
And don't worry about all that, man, Hey man, listen,
just just right down. What the order is? Okay, I
got it you.

Speaker 14 (50:34):
I got the five rolls of duct tap, I got
to that's the four yards of plast I got to
hate back to saman. I got the industrial clean, I
got the ammonia. I'm I'm I'm typing it all in.
I got I've got your order.

Speaker 12 (50:43):
Okay, let me ask this man. Do y'all have any
type of machete anything that's real shop that can cut? What? Oh?

Speaker 14 (50:50):
Okay, hold on second, and now now you're completely off face.

Speaker 12 (50:53):
You do realize you call a hardware store, right, I'm
calling the hardway store because I need some supplies. Man,
I'm doing the job on the side.

Speaker 14 (50:59):
I need some I get that, you said that already,
but I'm confused about it. Now you're asking for a weapon.
What what what would you do in machete for? I
mean you're you're talking about, uh, what you're gonna chop
down some some some brush. I don't I don't, I
don't get it.

Speaker 12 (51:12):
What's some shaddy for? Hey man, listen, listen, your job
is to take the hounor man, that's your job. Robbie.

Speaker 14 (51:18):
Don't tell me what my job is.

Speaker 12 (51:19):
I know what my job is.

Speaker 14 (51:20):
This is my store, man, Okay. I've been working here
a lot longer than you even can imagine. And people
don't call up asking for ammonia and and cleaner and
and and trying to get a smell out. I mean
what I just I'm trying to figure out how best
to help you.

Speaker 12 (51:34):
I'm sorry you think I'm doing Robbie. Is you being nosy?
You being nosed? All you gotta do is feel the
order and haven't have it done in two hours when
I get there. That's all you gotta do.

Speaker 14 (51:44):
I can't do that in two hours. I can't even
I will backed up with this point. I'm not even
sure I can get this done. Maybe tomorrow morning. Does
tomorrow morning work for you?

Speaker 12 (51:53):
No, man, I got to get rid of this buddy.
I got to get rid of this guy today.

Speaker 14 (51:58):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to call I
need to call the policeman. You just said, body.

Speaker 12 (52:06):
Right there. That's about White people always want to call
the police when they got nothing to do with them. Listen,
all you need to do is fill the order.

Speaker 14 (52:14):
Okay, Okay, you're listen. I need to tell you something, okay.
And I don't know if you if you found a body,
I don't know if you're responsible for the body either
the way, I don't want to be any part of
this business.

Speaker 12 (52:26):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (52:26):
I don't know why you're planning or where you're trying
to bury this thing, but you're basically asking me to
be accomplished to something that's none of my business. Hey,
I need your name right now.

Speaker 12 (52:34):
Okay, what I I'm not giving you my name? You
said drooping?

Speaker 14 (52:39):
Hey, hey, listen to me. You said you call from
trooping company?

Speaker 12 (52:42):
Are you? I'm not? I'm not. Hey man, let me
tell you something. Why your white folks are always trying
to be a bar? Tell you why you want to
white folks.

Speaker 14 (52:50):
What's your problem? Something about white folks, something about purple green, black,
blue walk. It's not about white it's what you're asking
for that sounds like trying to bear your body. Okay,
that's a figure.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Are you?

Speaker 14 (53:01):
And what is your name? I need your name? I'm
the name right now?

Speaker 12 (53:04):
Hey man, Well, first of all, you at work, you're
not you can't, you don't wanna be talking to me
like this.

Speaker 14 (53:09):
I don't care if I'm swearing at work, my my,
my co workers, the people here, they don't know who
I am, and they know if I was talking to someone.
You talking like this too. Okay, I'm gonna trace this call.
Do you hear me? I'm gonna trace this call. I'm
gonna get the cops on your and figure out who
the you are.

Speaker 12 (53:24):
Okay, okay, well, let me let me ask you this,
since you want to know who I am? Do you
know Marcus?

Speaker 14 (53:29):
I know what I know Marcus? He works here, man,
I don't know him.

Speaker 12 (53:34):
Okay, Marcus is who got me to call you? This
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Alby Morning Show. Robbie,
you just got prayed by your co worker, Marcus.

Speaker 14 (53:46):
You have got to be kidding me. And son of
Marcus Marcus. I see you over there, I see you Flo.
I can't believe that. Who son of a Marcus?

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Why did you come to that? Steve Harvey Morning your baby? Hey,
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this man, what is the baddest and I mean the
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Speaker 14 (54:08):
That's easy, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
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Speaker 1 (54:15):
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Speaker 10 (54:18):
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of that.

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of everything you do when you don't come, When you
do come that we all here anyway.

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we all whatever, pray praise you, yeah it for coming
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Speaker 9 (55:31):
So now all right up next Today's Strawberry Letter. Like
I said, the subject is my husband and his petty
best friend. We'll get into it right after this.

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You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well guys, it's time
now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please submit
your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit
Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
We could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're going to read this one right here
right now.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Muggle up, hold on tight.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
We got it from your Shrawlberry letter.

Speaker 9 (56:38):
All right, thank you if you subject my husband and
his pretty best friend.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley.

Speaker 9 (56:46):
I've known my husband since I was in high school
and we have been in an on and off relationship
for thirty one years.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (56:55):
Years ago, my husband made bad choices and he was
sentenced to eight years in prison for sell marijuana. I
stood by him the entire time he was incarcerated because
I knew he was my soulmate. When he got out
of prison, he kept his promise to be with me forever,
and we have been married for five years. He has
a good job even though he's an ex con, and

(57:17):
he bought us a new house and he takes care
of our finances. My only problem is that he works
from home and has a lot of free time during
the day since he likes to hang out with his
friends while I'm at work. There is one friend in
particular that I have a huge problem with. We have
both known her since high school, since we were in

(57:38):
high school, but they became closer friends over the years.
He has four close male friends and they're all married,
but this single woman hangs out with them. She's still
a beautiful woman, and she's kept herself up over the years.
She is treated like one of the boys, so she
is always at my house during the day, whether I'm

(57:58):
there or not. I hate coming home from work and
she's sitting in my living room. My husband says, I'm
tripping and it's no different than one of his boys
being there. If the shoe was on the other foot,
he'd have a hissy fit. I jokingly told her that
I don't get much quality time with my husband because
she's there all the time, and she snapped at me,

(58:19):
and she said that if it's a problem, my husband
would have to ask her to stop coming over so much.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Whoo, Shirley, what should I do about this?

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (58:28):
If this is my only problem in my marriage, should
I overlook it? Or do you think I'm being too
lenient in this situation? I'm sick of seeing her. Please
help me. Okay, let's just get right to this. Yes,
you're absolutely being way too lenient.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
And stop joking.

Speaker 9 (58:45):
You said you jokingly told her that you don't get
much quality time because she's always there. Stop joking. This
is no joking matter at all. You got to tell
her get out, get out, and your husband. When your
husband doesn't have to be the one to tell her.
I don't care what she says. You can tell her
because guess what, it's your house too. What are you

(59:08):
joking about? This is a serious situation here. You got
a woman sitting up in.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Your house, whether you're there or not with your husband
you're at work. That's very serious. There's no jokes here,
no jokes.

Speaker 9 (59:21):
There's no way she should be doing that. This is
so disrespectful. This is just from your husband. I don't
care if he says she is one of the boys.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
You don't.

Speaker 9 (59:29):
You're not there, you don't know what's going on, and
she's snapped at you. Oh no, man, Yeah, this is
in your own self house. Uh uh, get her out
if you're If you can't get, tell your husband to

(59:49):
tell her to get out, okay, cause you need to
check him too, because he's wrong for having her in there.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
This is just wrong on so many levels. This is
your house.

Speaker 9 (59:59):
You could say whatever you need to say to whoever's
in the house, okay, and tell your husband she can't
come over anymore period, and she better not be there
the next time you get home from work or else.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
All right, still, come on pert.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
Well, good response, Shirly, I agree with everything you said.
Here's a different perspective on it. My husband and his
pretty best friend. I've known my husband since I was
in high school. We've been in and own and off
again relationship for thirty one years. I've done some numbers

(01:00:39):
on this. Ah, they around forty seven now. So we
got some good and grown people in this letter right here.
You've been in the on again, off again thirty one
years since high school. You in high school seventeen fifteen
and less forty six. They somewhere between forty five and fifty.
Husband made some bad choices, got did eight years for

(01:00:59):
self and weed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
You stood by him the whole time he.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
Was inconsecrated, because because when he was incarcerated, and because
you knew he was your soul. Mat he got out
of prison, he kept his promise to be with me forever,
and we've been married for five years now. He has
a good job even though he's an ex con, and
he bought us a new house and he takes care

(01:01:23):
of our finance.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Oh, he came up mans.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Most people struggle when they get out of prison. So
let's see what kind of job this is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
He got a good job. The only problem is that
he works from home. The stop stop the letter.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
You married to an ex con that takes care of
the finance that brought you a new house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
And work from home?

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Well, well, what is he doing making that kind of
money working from home? There's gonna be another awful moment
in y'all's relationship, because it's going to go and do
another eight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I don't know nobody work from home making house money.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
I don't me personally. I just want to just throw
that out there. I don't know for show. I'm just being,
you know, strawberry ish. So he likes to hang with
his friends because he got a lot of free time
while I'm gonna work. There is one friend in particularly
I got a huge problem with. We both have known

(01:02:26):
her since we were in high school, but they became
closer over last years.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
He got folk close male friends. They all married, but
this single woman hangs out with them.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
She is still beautiful, and she'd have kept herself up
over the years.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Hold when we come.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Back, Lord him Mers shed have kept herself up?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
You know what that means all these years.

Speaker 9 (01:02:51):
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subject my husband
and his pretty best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
We'll be back right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
Morning Show.

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Speaker 10 (01:03:30):
twenty four.

Speaker 9 (01:03:44):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
My husband and his pretty best friend.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Well so far as the man that's been locked up
for eight years. They soul mates, been knowing each other
for years, and you know they married now.

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
And he kept his promise when he got out of prison,
except he working from the house making the excellent money.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
He bought a house working from the house. He's no
do anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
He worked from home and he got a lot of
free time during the day. Citi ain't adding up to me.
You worked from home? You an ex con? You done
bought a house, take care of the finance, and you
got a lot of free time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Who got this job? What that job at y'all?

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Where you can buy a new house, take care of
all the family finances, work from.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Home and got a lot of free time. How the
hell you got money and a lot of free time?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Maybe he in a weed legal statement, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Whatever, anyway, we got this.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Got We both have known this girl since high school
and they became close over the last years. Now he
got folk close male friends, and they all married, but
this single woman hangs out with them. She is still
a beautiful woman, and she's kept herself up over the years.
That means she ain't let go, which means the lady
that's writing this letter has fell off a little bit

(01:05:17):
because you had to distinguish her and by saying she
is still beautiful and has kept herself up, meaning you
know I didn't you know I'm faring late forties. I
kind of fell off a little bit because all of
a sudden she's still beautiful. She kept because she would
have put it in a letter. But I'm fine too. Exactly,
she is treated like one of the boys. So she

(01:05:38):
is always at my house during the day, whether I'm
there or not. Well, she's treated like one of the boys.
But see, the problem you have in lady is she
don't look like none of them. See, but she's sitting
up in her house with your man that's supposed to

(01:05:58):
be at work.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
But he got right, that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
So she's always at my house during the day, whether
I'm there or not. What I hate coming home from
work and she's sitting in my living room. My husband says,
I'm tripping, And it's no different than one of the
boys being there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
It's a bit different. Yeah, she fine. Now, if the
shoe was on the other.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
Foot, he'd have a hissy fit. Well, let me just
stop for a minute. That shoe ain't going on the
other foot. You, I'm telling you that right now. I'm
not coming home nowaday and a dude sitting up in
my house. Okay, I can promise you that won't happen.
And you know why it won't happen cause my wife
got sensed because I'm gonna be about to business if

(01:06:44):
I come up in there. Some man sitting up in
my house. But I tell you what, he won't be
in there second because I ain't gonna do what you did.
I jokingly told her that I don't get much quality.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Of time with my girl.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
You know something, girl down don't didn't get like quality
time my us go any time I come home.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
You're sitting up here in yourself with your legs. She
snapped at me, Well, hell, it would have been a
snap contest.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Yes, she snapped at me, well you're talking about in
your house and said that if it's a problem, my
husband would have to ask her to stop coming over
so much.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Shirley, what should I do? Shirley told you what to do?
And Shirley was right, what is you writing a letter
for me?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
And what is you?

Speaker 10 (01:07:33):
What is you?

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
What is she making demands for in your house? This
is your house. If this is the only problem with
my marriage, should I overlook it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Boy?

Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
This ain't the only problem. Your only problem in your
house is let me show you what the problem is.
This man that invited this woman over to the house
while you ain't there. That's one problem. Second problem, she
bold enough to bring her to another woman's house and
sit up there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Third problem, when you say something to the woman. She
snapped like.

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
You ain't got no rights, and tell you she ain't
doing nothing unless he asked coming out to come over. Now,
you got several problems here, This ain't the only problem.
And then your fault problem is heart. This is fine,
This is fine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
So during the free time, he ain't looking over there.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
He don't know she fine, Girls stopped, girls stopped. The
man been locked up for eight years. Everybody he see,
he thinking fine when you've been in prison for eight years.
Everybody fine. The fact that God's is fine. The nurse

(01:08:56):
in infirmary, she find on a man to drop you
off at the halfway house.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Hot, That was fun. Well. The big lady on the
gas station, she fine. The woman that owned the liquor store.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
Fine, mother Perkins down there, the passes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Marble is fine. It's perking. Everybody fine. When you done done?

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
Eighty?

Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
Or do you think I'm being too lenient with this situation.
I'm sick of seeing us. I'm not gonna be sick
of seeing nobody in my house but once, but once, or.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
She could just whisper in her ear if I say tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Tell them forget to check out the Stobwberry letter.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
And then get right up on the second you say
you kill them, I'm gonna kill you and just won't
be sitting up in there.

Speaker 9 (01:09:54):
The Moll Stubberry Letter Podcast. De man, all right, more
of this crazy ignorant show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
It is time now for junior and sports talk.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Going on early this weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:10:47):
Man, the games we've had, but congratulations to Yukon. They
are the women's national champion. You gotta give it to them.
I mean they they they played. They can't play ball
yet it play they play ball. You can won eighty
two to fifty nine over South Carolina for the national championship.
That's stay twelfth one and uh yeah, I find out
what Don said after the loss. Don Staley, she don't
she don't mess around. She just said what she said.

(01:11:09):
She said, Yeah, they beat our. It's not like I'm
gonna talk around.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
It got straight to it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:17):
She's moved on. Clearly, you're still the O man Page
has seventeen man. She had a good game, but it
was the girl Fud Daisy Fudd had twenty four. That
girl and Sarah Strong Lord have mercy. That freshman for
Yukon Bald. Great game, but let's let's go and get
to this men's though. Let's get on and get to

(01:11:38):
the men to it. You know, Saturday, you know we
got it. You know, Florida beat Auburn seventy nine, seventy three.
Great game, Florida, Yeah got they going to the finals tonight.
It's gonna be the found tonight. Okay, But did anybody
know what happened with Houston? Do did any everybody see?

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
I know what can I tell you? What happened early
on in the game. I just saw Duke just trouncing him.
I said, I can't watch this. I can't watch this
because I've never been a Duke fan. The last time
I like Duke grand Heel plays, I've just never been
a Duke guy. They standing up at the arena and

(01:12:17):
jumping on. I can't stand Duke. I like the coach,
but not the team to I didn't watch it no more.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
But when you woke up, what happened when you woke up?
Tell them what you tell them, what you read?

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
Hold of them, man. But then here go the crazy part.
I woke up again with a minute left and they
was down by six. I said, well, at least they
got it close. Faded right back out.

Speaker 12 (01:12:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
Got up at one o'clock in the morning, was going
to the bathroom and Tommy and Jr. We're we're on
a text dread. I look at my phone just to
check the time. I see notification. I hit the thing
Tommy in all capital letters, all sugar, honey, ice teeth.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Now go ahead, Junior, Yeah, pull that thing off over.
Duke seventy to sixty seven.

Speaker 8 (01:13:19):
Tonight, Houston and Florida are playing for the men's National
Championship in San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Let's go cool man, come.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
On now, so proud I had told y'all, I thought
Florida was gonna win this whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
You did, but I am pulling for Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Now you did, Okay, all right, you did.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Congratulations.

Speaker 9 (01:13:46):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
needs some advice Steve, after admitting to his fiance that
he cheated on her. We'll get into that right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
Steve Dante needs some advice from you. He's in Chesapeake.

(01:14:07):
He says, I asked my girlfriend of four years to
be my wife, and she posted a lot of pictures
of her engagement ring. That's when everything went downhill. One
of my exes contacted her and said she's had sex
with him in the past two years. Well, she had
sex with a boyfriend in the past two years. I
admitted it to my fiance and she said I can't

(01:14:29):
be trusted and she doesn't want to get married. I
know you're going to say I shouldn't have admitted it,
but it's out there now. How can she be stuck
on a mistake from two years ago?

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Dog, it wasn't out there. It was out there because
you admitted it. All you had to do was say
that was a lie. That was four years ago. I did,
I say, but I ain't seen this girl.

Speaker 12 (01:14:52):
Dog?

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
Just what's the matter with you? Why are y'all so
hung up on this truth? You see where it got
you though?

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Because it'll such you're free?

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Did you see where it got you there? Now you
don't want you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Now you're free, bro, I'm telling you, man, don't stop.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
And social media is the devil's playground. The devil's job
is to rob you of your destiny. So now he
don't want you happily married, so he said one of
his imps that worked for him. Why did she feel
it so imperative to break her? Because she miserable herself?
Ain't nobody gave her no ring? Now she don't want
to see this girl happy with a ring. I'm gonna

(01:15:30):
tell him we slept together, see that. All you had
to do was say it ain't true. All you had
to say, now she don't want it that man, we
should open up a line, though, and teach people how
to line. It don't make no sense when you don't
know how to Just go to our new website.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
I got the lie, got come another website. So creative
and and we.

Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
Will provide you with the lie in any situation. Just
once again go to I've got to lie dog.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Junior. Is your job to register that before it gets
stole got to lie dot com.

Speaker 9 (01:16:15):
But the truth will do though. Okay, we have another one, Steve.
This one's from Johanna in Newark. Johannah says, my neighbor's
dog barks at my kids when they're playing in my backyard.
Her dog has the right to play in the backyard,
and my twins have the right to play in our backyard.
I want to come up with a reasonable compromise before
I talk to this old lady. I have the utmost

(01:16:37):
respect for her. So what do I tell her about
her big dog and put.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
A shop call on it. We can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
It's not her dog.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Yeah, it's dog. She can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Do what, Steve, I didn't say, ask, Let's do a question.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
The dog got a collar. All you got to do.

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
He slipped his little device with his buzzer in it
inside the collar. Come on, come on boy, he come
over to the fence.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
And just to have gas.

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
A little food in your hand, let him beat some
kibbles and bits and then just slide it inside the collar.
And then you got the control device in your head,
just turn it on high and every time he barked
him up, it'll even be vacuum up. And then next
thing you know, it'll be nice and quiet. He'll never

(01:17:28):
bark again.

Speaker 9 (01:17:30):
Wow, because obviously he's scaring the little kids who are playing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
We're gonna keep scaring my.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
Kids with your big old dog. I'll tell you now,
you can let me put this shot collar on him
or these little kibbles and business gonna taste funny?

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Which one you want?

Speaker 9 (01:17:44):
Why can't she just talk to the lady. She likes
the lady, she said, she has the utmost respect for her.

Speaker 7 (01:17:49):
Lady, came, stop the dog from barking. Shot collars is
in the stores. This is not no meat coming up
with nothing new. People buy shot collars on their dogs
all the time, stopping from bark. Is there a well
which one you don't? Which one you want to do?
Put chot call on him or you want to give
him the kibbles and bits with the funny.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Taste to it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Is there a website for this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Yeah, this is a new website dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Look at that da that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
Dog and that goes out to the brother that wasn't
man enough put his name on the phone call last week.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
You said, all right, thank you guys.

Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
Coming up next, Uh, we'll talk about breast milk, breast
milk flavored ice cream. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Imagine this picture this breast
milk flavored ice cream. Anybody want to try breast milk

(01:18:58):
flavored ice cream?

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
I'm try it once, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
The baby brand Freda launched its new two and one
manual breast pump, and to promote the new pump, they've
created the breast Milk Flavored ice Cream. It's described as
a sweet, creamy nutrient pack treat that is full of
Omega three, brain fuel carbs, iron, calcium, vitamin B and D,

(01:19:25):
and zinc. And as a cute marketing pitch, the company
called Frieda announced that you will have to wait nine
months to try it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
That's so, what do you guys think, Steve, Breast milk
flavored ice cream?

Speaker 12 (01:19:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Two scoops for Tommy, double scoop? Huh? Any sprinkles or
anything else you gotta do?

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Now, come on, breast milk. If breast milk tastes anything
like baby food. I'm o pass.

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
Well they say if they say it's gonna be sweet
and creamy like ice, yeah, breast milk is sweat.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
You know it ain't gonna be better than butter pecan.
I'm telling you that you do what you want to
do anything to be better than cookie, though. You miss me,
So find you something Elsey do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
It's probably gonna taste like vanilla. I'm like a real
good vanilla. Yeah sweet sweet yeah sweet lights uh huh yeah,
all right, coming up next, we'll play around it. Would
you rather right after this you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
up beside you. Fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features

Speaker 10 (01:20:59):
That's right, because high they are always working to ensure
the road doesn't get you. Hondai vehicles have one over
one hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety awards from two
thousand and six to twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
As of December twenty twenty four.

Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
It's time now, guys, for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather ride in a driverless car or drive
with steering wheel on the right side of the car?

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Okay, driverless car or right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Side steering wheel on the right side.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
I'm not getting in.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
The driverless car. I'm not doing that. I'm in the
back and ain't nobody in the front. I'm way too
scared for that. Yeah, that's too scared.

Speaker 9 (01:21:38):
Yeah, all right, So you're gonna take your chances with
Have you ever driven on the right side of the
car with the steering wheel on the right side?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
You're gonna take but you in control?

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
But I really ain't got in no car with nobody
driving behind. You're not finn to do that? Yeah? Getting
the car? I ain't no?

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
Who?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
What are you real? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:05):
Would you rather go twenty four hours without water? Or
would you rather go twenty four hours without a phone?
It's kind of like Cory phone water. You've got the
head of water man. No, I gotta have some water, though.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
I ain't my phone water.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Okay, all right, okay, would you rather.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I don't even talk on my phone? I don't even care.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
You're fishing, fishing fishing. Would you rather smothered chicken and
rice or jerk chicken, rice and peas, rice and peace?

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Mine?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Yeah, erk chicken, rice and peas. Junior.

Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the jerk chicken, rice and peace.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Yeah okay, se cool running yeah man, yeah, I little
both of them.

Speaker 16 (01:22:49):
Yes, mother chicken and yes, almost clear gravy on for
about four hours, fall off the bone.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
That jerk. Depend on what you get. That jerk be
way too hot sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Spicy, too spicy, you can't enjoy it sometimes? Yeah, okay,
all right?

Speaker 9 (01:23:14):
Would you rather you handle the finances or would you
rather your spouse.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Handle the finances?

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
My spouse do handle? Ju Who who handled the finances
in your house? My wife hands? Why you ain't got
no fish? Could be you won a fish.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
I don't tin to care about what he wants. Spoken
like a true wife.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
We're gonna get this furniture in this house? Well, we
need a fisht fall. They ain't got nothing to steal
if they break in.

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
Jr.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Is a house, Junior is a house was completely furnished you?
Uh yeah, every thanks, We need fist though, Oh well,
you gotta at least make them have to put some
one on their back. And the old fence. They can't
even walk out your house with your stuff. They're just
bag they truck up to your kitchen dough and just
take your whole house, nor.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Shive off around it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
Would you rather?

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Ain't got no fence?

Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
Coming up next and it is our last break of
the day, and we'll close out the show with the
one and only the very correct.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
They don't put a ramp up to your door, and
that because they're just taking the time.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:24:39):
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