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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given a.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Bus busy.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Listen to me. I want joy, Yeah, joy, you know you.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Love you.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
Turn turn.

Speaker 8 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth turn out to
turn the water of the moat up. Look, come.

Speaker 9 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will. Good
morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
One and only.

Speaker 9 (02:09):
Steve Harvey got a radio show. Uh huh, Steve Harvey
got a radio show.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah. Man, oh boy, boy, boy man. God has been
good to me. I can't even.

Speaker 9 (02:23):
I can't even put it into words, man, But I try, though,
I try, I try, I try.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
God does things for me just right on time. He's
so cool with it.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
And I happened to run across Joel Oldstein on television
like I often do all the time, and I.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Was sitting there and he had such a timely message
for me.

Speaker 9 (02:49):
A part of it was something that I've said oftentimes
about if you really really want to be successful, if
you really really want to, if you really really want
to prosper, if you really really want to achieve greatness.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
If you really really want to have something.

Speaker 9 (03:07):
In life that's worth having, if you really really want
to accomplish your goals, you got to push through all
of it.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
He said that when you get closer to it, the
more difficult it becomes. Did you hear me.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
He said, the closer you get to what it is
you want or you need, or you have to have
or you would love to be, it gets a little
bit more difficult when you get closer.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
He told this story that's in the Bible that I'd
never heard before.

Speaker 9 (03:46):
This is what he said. He said, there was a
man who was paralyzed, and he had heard that Jesus
was speaking at a house, and so he wanted to
get there. So he convinced four of his friends to
put him on a stretcher and carry him for hours

(04:11):
to get to this house where.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Jesus was speaking. He said.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
That along the way, these friends said that they went
along because he had so much faith that if he
could just get to him, it could be better that
he could if he could just get over there and
he could see him, that he might have a shot
at getting here. And so he said, they took out

(04:38):
along the way and they walked and they walked and
they walked for hours. And then when they got there,
the house was completely filled with people. That was absolutely
it was packed wall to wall. There was absolutely no
way for the men to get him on that stretcher
end to see Jesus. This is a story that uh

(05:01):
Joe Losting said is in the Bible, and he was
telling it now. I'm just repeating the parts of it.
I got gathered and so he said. They sat there
and they went, wow, man, we walked all this weight
and it's full, and and and and and and and
we can't get there, he said.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
And then the guy with the affliction.

Speaker 9 (05:22):
Told the four men, if you get up on the
roof and cut a hole in it and lower me down,
I bet I could see him then, and I bet
it to be all right now. He then said, you
must imagined how these four men must have felt when

(05:43):
you carry somebody for hours on on on on on
on on the way. They had to carry some cloth
connected by a couple of sticks, said the me and
shoulders had to be bruised, had to have deep gouges,
and them not cuts, but just indentations where they had
carried the weight of this grown man for so many hours,
and they looked at him in disbelief, like, man, what

(06:05):
are you talking about. We done walked all this far.
He said, yeah, but if you get up on that
roof and you cut a hole in it and lower
me down, I can see him and when he see me,
it'll be all right. After sitting there and imploring the men,
they went up and did just that, And then the

(06:27):
story that Joel os Dean said, the man was healed.
But the point he was making was he was saying
that the closer you get to what it is you
really want, the more difficult it's going to become. But
you've got to push through. See, if you don't push through,
you never know, so you can't get right to the answer.

(06:48):
And because it gets really difficult, started creating those little
saying that we got as people.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Speaker 9 (06:57):
I guess it wasn't the Lord's Now, man, I guess
you should not give up right now.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I guess you should keep pressing.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
I guess you should do more because see, in all
of us, in all of us, when you've had enough.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I want you to know something. You do have a
little bit more in all of us. You can do
one more. You know.

Speaker 9 (07:20):
That's one of my favorite things that I heard Joel
Oldstein said, and it kind of made me feel good.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
He said, I always.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
Feel like I can do one more anything, and I
tell my friends all the time, I can do one
more man, I could do one more day. I can
do one more anything. Now Here was the jewel that
I never really knew that Joel Oldstein and God sent

(07:48):
to me I needed to hear. He said that no
matter what you're going through, no matter how long the
challenge is you've been facing, God has an in date
for it all.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Did you hear me?

Speaker 9 (08:04):
No matter what you're going through, no matter what challenge
you're facing, no matter what situation you've gotten yourself into,
God has an ending date. All you got to do
is keep pressing forward. All you got to do is
hang in there. All you got to do is don't
give up. All you have to do is don't turn back.

(08:26):
There is an end date for all of it, even
when you think you've had enough. And boy, have I
had this conversation with God on several things that I've
been going through, and I've even told him, look, I
got it, man. He said, just keep hanging on. There

(08:49):
is an in date to whatever it is you're going through.
There's an end date to your illness, your sickness, your
tired of being tired. There's an end date to this
relationship that you can't seem to get through. Beyond over

(09:10):
that's like a cancer to you. There's an end date.
But you've got to hang in there. You've got to
keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around. You must not
go back, because when God gets you through this and
you break through to the other side, the reward and

(09:30):
the benefit is far greater than the struggle.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I oftentimes look.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
At some of the things that God has brought me
through in my worst times, and when He brought me through,
I went, Wow, Man, now that I understand that, Now
that I'm on the other side and I have the
benefit of the reward for it, would you do it
all again to get that?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yes? I would.

Speaker 10 (09:56):
You're listening.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
Show, ladies, gentlemen, everybody, anybody somebody who that now? Do
I have your attention? That's good because I need it

(10:21):
because what I'm about to say now can only be
said by a very very small minute group of people.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
It's about six of us to be exact.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Now I'm gonna introduce you to that small group of
people that can say that.

Speaker 11 (10:48):
Sherley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, Steve, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
Carlin Farrell, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Crew kill Space We call him Junior morning. I'm morning, everybody,
King of praising Nephew.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Tell me.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
If you can't hear, because I might go ever work.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
Mississippi Monica, she chunk up the morning. And the dude
that told you it was a small group that said it.

Speaker 10 (11:20):
Me.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
If you don't know who I am, I don't know
what to tell you.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
Everybody knows you.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
Ladies and gentlemen, we are here. Thank you Lord for
another day. I should appreciate it. The sun ain't up yet,
but I showed praise God I am. And if you
let me live to see.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Another crack of dawn, Yes, Sir, I give you my word.

Speaker 9 (11:49):
I'm gonna do everything in my power to say thank
you by taking this day and taking full advantage of it.
I promise you Lord that I will make a concerted
effort to forward and progress myself, to make myself better,
and to do something today to make you proud of me.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
That's what I'm gonna do today. Anybody else gonna join
in with that?

Speaker 10 (12:17):
I'm all right, amen, the hand raised up, let's go.
I'm like how you think this morning, sir?

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Take that La Valance, take that same thing. Okay, just
applying for me. Just as long as ain't in the hospital.
That's a blessing.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
I do everything.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I will get heavy.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
Well, you need to talk a little stronger in your mic,
because I'm thinking you will sound like you're fading right now.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
No, Okay, there you go.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh man, nailing today, Steve. You know what, You're pretty.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Good man, I really do. Man, I'm ready to own
what these segments gonna be. But I'm ready for it.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
You know.

Speaker 11 (13:11):
That's what I love this, coming to work like a listener,
though you don't know what. That's why we like coming
because it's an adventure. You just never know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 9 (13:23):
You never know, don't happen to come in here for
no prep that ain't gonna happen. Why no, we know
that pre radio show.

Speaker 11 (13:30):
Meeting after twenty something years, we know coming up next
we'll hear from the nephews.

Speaker 10 (13:35):
He runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
morning show. It is time now for the nephew to
run that prank back.

Speaker 12 (13:44):
What you have for his nep You drive all the
way down there to the ballpark set up camp. Don't
go in, hey gates, Let's go get the hell man.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
I'll speak to tea Rock speaking. Is this ta Rock?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Man?

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Let me ask you something. All last year y'all was
uh tailgating here in the parking lot at your apartments.
Are y'all doing that.

Speaker 13 (14:07):
Again this year?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah? Always, that's what we do.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Hey man, Hey, listen, man, I just move here about
a year ago. Let me tell you something. All that
noisees y'all be making down there, man, journey to get
out some money.

Speaker 14 (14:19):
Over the game.

Speaker 13 (14:21):
Man, Hold on, hold on, man, hold on, hold on,
hold on. First of all, you walk.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
My thing is, hey, we.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
Blow what we do out here?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Man?

Speaker 13 (14:27):
We all get together, brother, go to work. Man at
the end of the week, wanted we want to get
together and throw a little barbecue whatever. That's what we do.
Let me coming with that. Dude.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
You anyway, y'all making too much for you live. I
live here in the apartments too. Man, y'all make you much.

Speaker 13 (14:45):
Tell you what I tell you. We want to talk
all that noise about what we're doing out here. Man,
I think, now your bunket down here and say it
to my faith for you don't don't worry about who
I am. But I always saying man, first, man, I'm
trying to have a good day, and I'm gonna hear
like this this. Come on, man, who are supposed to
be Man, I'm tea you right, God, I come down here.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
We do what we do.

Speaker 13 (15:05):
We all get together, we try to have a good
time with it. And you want to come with this
trying to mess my day up.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Man, You know we just go on there.

Speaker 13 (15:11):
Do call man? No man, you know se'll all.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Ignoise, man, disturbing people while they're in there.

Speaker 11 (15:17):
Mo.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Man like say, look here, I'm telling this.

Speaker 13 (15:19):
At the end of the week, man, brothers get together,
put the money together, man, and we get together and
we try to have a good time. If you want
to come down to join us, man, you're more than welcome.
I'm trying to tell you more than welcome. Brother, come
down and gravel play.

Speaker 11 (15:30):
Man.

Speaker 13 (15:31):
But man, please don't try to mess my day up.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Though, DoD Please don't, man, please, and man, I'm trying
to y'all messing my day up with all that damn noise.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Man, come on, man, look, this is what we do.

Speaker 13 (15:40):
You want to join, you get joined. If you ain't
gonna join, shut the all up. Hey, man, end me
tell what you're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
But let us do what we do.

Speaker 13 (15:47):
This is what we do on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
This is how we have.

Speaker 13 (15:49):
We leave our stret want us try to do something,
get together and have a good time. You want to
try to mess that up?

Speaker 6 (15:55):
They talk said, Hey man, man, all I understanding is man,
if y'all tell game, won't y'all carry y'all down to
the stadium man and watch place.

Speaker 13 (16:03):
We can't all do that, man, We don't want to
go down there. We want to get together. Well we
all right, this is what we do, man, this is
what we do. Ain't nobody ever complaining now one time? Now,
one tell you the first first ever complained. We've been
doing this three years. That's the first time we ever
had a complaint. You know, you don't drive your monkey
day in off white white white.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Why y'all don't buy yall some tickets to the damn game. Man.
What wht y'all go go to the game? Why the
game went to be in my my parking lot?

Speaker 13 (16:29):
Well till like this man, we can't afford a ticket. Man,
So we we should get together and we do what
we can. We put our money together, we get together
and that's what we do again. Like I said earlier, man,
you more to well comes down. You want to bring
this old monkey by yea god man, gone with that doc,
gone with that man.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Let me let me, let me let me tell you
this right here. Man, if y'all file up that pit
on Sunday, I'm coming down there and turning that.

Speaker 13 (16:52):
Show some time what over you know what y'all went on.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
I'm turning y'all, y'all fire that pit up, and I
promise you I'm gona turn the damn barbecue pit on,
and I promise you to.

Speaker 13 (17:01):
Be staying at the top of the church. You will
be staring at the top of the church, and that
you won't have me the flo You're gonna hit the float, man,
You're gonna hit the don't.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Don't find that pit up Sunday, you hear me, do
not find it. I can't.

Speaker 13 (17:12):
It's gonna be Now I'm looking for the pig.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Now, I'm looking for.

Speaker 13 (17:16):
Him that it's gonna be out there. It's gonna be
out there.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Kir cur your mother now finding what out there and
told you that you're disturbing people, and you're disturbing me
more than anything, you know, and y'all all last year,
y'all tell dd right here in the damn apartments. Man,
that's crazy, you know what, dude, I would apologize you.

Speaker 13 (17:34):
But let me stay like this. Man, you don't, y'all
I say you, you come down and get a plate,
you come down and join her. You know, we're just
getting together and trying to make it a family down here.
Just what you want to bring on me? Man, you
don't smell the hop city. I'm on the other level now,
I'm on that other level, okay, lead, I'm not my min.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
I was on the other level midway through the season
last year when all that damn noise.

Speaker 13 (17:55):
Man, Now, oh my god, man, look, let me tell
you something. My hit the show or somebody come down
here to start with what we do. What we do,
it's gonna go down. I'm gonna tell you like that.
We ain't trying to have no we ain't trying to
have no brown. We don't get down like that. We
try to have a good time.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
That's all we do.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
We're been doing it for three years.

Speaker 13 (18:13):
We got the kids out here playing. We got the
big screen out for everybody to watch the game. You know,
are extending my some love our kids. Come out half.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I played with her.

Speaker 13 (18:21):
But you're gonna talking about come and knocking my meal
as long as I work.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I promise you that not me to touch the ground.

Speaker 13 (18:26):
You're gonna touch the ground. Come on, man, don't go
with there with that.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Man, say, don't do that.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Okay, look at them, man, I'm telling you right now, jogs.
Soon as I smell that barbecue pitt, soon as I
smell them charcoal, I promise you I'm turning it fro.
Y'all ain't doing that this year. Man, y'all ain't doing
it this year.

Speaker 11 (18:41):
Oh are you?

Speaker 7 (18:42):
Man?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Why you live?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Doc?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Don't you present yourself to me? Man wants to do that?

Speaker 6 (18:48):
You know what? Man, you can meet me up there
at the least and off.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'm at the leader.

Speaker 13 (18:52):
I wanna start walking white natter at least off right
now so I see who the hell I'm talking. Ton't man, Okay,
well you need to see who gonna turn this pit over? Y'all,
ain't tell you.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I want to see that.

Speaker 13 (19:04):
I want to see that happen because Susie Susians touched
my pit. I don't help me hit the flow. You're
gonna hit the flock. Put it in the meat, will
I'm trying to have a good chald you know, black
and you're trying to get together.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Man.

Speaker 13 (19:14):
Everybody come and drinking beer, nobody saying nothing but a
all of a sudden, Ken, your monkey's gonna come out
this Okay, I'll tell you what. Bring you up work
to the leasing office and I popish you. I'm sinning.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
I'm in the head. I'm in the head. You need
you need to bring in somebody with you. That's what
you need to do.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Okay, I'm I think.

Speaker 13 (19:29):
I'm gonna bring with me.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I got to them and bring with me.

Speaker 13 (19:31):
It's gonna be me, myself and I and I bet
you this here.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
You won't putting no meat on that grill, comes sonny, Okay,
I won't putting all that on that crib.

Speaker 13 (19:39):
Now you rip me off. You gonna need at the
leasing office. He's on.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I'm a beat.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Up.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Okay, okay, but dude, you know who you you do
you know who you're playing with? No?

Speaker 13 (19:48):
I don't, and I I promise you when I find you.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
You don't know who you playing with?

Speaker 13 (19:52):
Let me let me tell you who I am. Ye
tell them who you are.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Call you.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
I am nephew Tomman from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
You just got by your boy, Bobby.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
Oh oh my good.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Many hee ron you more, Bobby, y'all, y'all, y'all.

Speaker 13 (20:13):
Man, I'm missing you, losh you ma'a.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
I'm sorry man, you were you were fined up though
you alright.

Speaker 13 (20:21):
I'm shocked, he says, hot out here. Anyone we don't kiss,
We don't.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
We can take it, man, y'all Sunday man, that's what
we do.

Speaker 13 (20:31):
Everybody pitch in and we all get together. Man, it's
a it's a family thing.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Oh sorry, man, you good man.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
You couldn't let me ask you?

Speaker 6 (20:40):
What's the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 13 (20:42):
Man, the Steve Harry Morning Show?

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Brother?

Speaker 10 (20:48):
All right, thank you that you coming up next?

Speaker 11 (20:50):
It is asked the clo with our Chief Love Officer
Steve Harvey and the building right after this, you're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time for us
the clo. This one is from Anonymous in Indiana. Anonymous rites,
I'm engaged to a beautiful woman that I have known

(21:10):
for most of my life. This will be a second
marriage for the both of us, and we reconnected after
we both got divorced. I'm fifty seven, she's fifty six,
and she's old fashioned. She wants to wait until we
are married to have sex, and I don't want to
make that mistake. I haven't even seen her in her underwear.
I would hate to marry a woman that isn't on

(21:31):
my level sexually. Should I press the issue?

Speaker 12 (21:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Man, full court press? Yeah, we got to see.

Speaker 9 (21:39):
But then one thing about it, man, women control the situation.
If they don't let you, you can't do nothing.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
So you know, that's it.

Speaker 9 (21:49):
I mean, you can press the issue, but if that's
her wish, bro, it's nothing you can do about it.
And let me tell you something. Pressing the issue and
forcing the issues two different true we're talking about. You
can have a conversation about it if you choose to.
You know, you can try to use conversation, but that's

(22:10):
all you can do. That's all you can do, matter
of fact, no honor her wishes. Just go somewhere and
honor her damn wishes. And you don't want it, just
go somewhere else. Plenty women out here ain't got that rule.
They don't even do the ninety day rules. Sometimes find
you somebody else. Leave that good little lady alone.

Speaker 10 (22:30):
They're engaged.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
They're engaged. Somebody asked somebody to marry, you know, a
beautiful woman. Can I get a something? Can I at
least get a Can I see him? Can he ask
somebody she been with? Can he ask me.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
Like her husband?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
We need a referral, and we need something super, not
a reference. We're moving on.

Speaker 10 (23:03):
LaToya and Baltimore says.

Speaker 11 (23:04):
I'm twenty seven and my boyfriend is twenty five, and
he's so inconsiderate.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
He drives me crazy. It drives me crazy.

Speaker 11 (23:11):
We just got a place together, and his mother came
over to see her rental house, and she brought my
boyfriend's ex girlfriend with her.

Speaker 10 (23:19):
He welcomed them in, and I went to my bedroom
after I barely spoke to them.

Speaker 11 (23:23):
Even though his ex is married now, I don't think
it's appropriate for him to allow her into our home.

Speaker 10 (23:29):
He called me immature and rude. Was I being rude?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Hell?

Speaker 7 (23:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
And I think his mama out of line. Yeah, you'll brain.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
This dude's ex over the house with his carred woman
living that rind his mama.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Rude, he's stupid? Yeah, all dog? Immature? What the hell?
Immature mama? Man's wrong with your mama? That was disrespectful.

Speaker 10 (23:54):
She can't say anything now.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's disrespectful on so many levels.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
How would your mama like right if somebody bought her
husband was ex over to her house.

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Yeah, it doesn't matter if she's married now.

Speaker 9 (24:08):
So what.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I don't give a damn what she is. Yeah, that's wrong.

Speaker 11 (24:15):
On every level, all right, Joanne and Tennessee says, I
think my husband is interested in a lady at our church.
I had choir practice Saturday and he's on the cleanup committee,
so we rode together. When I got out of practice,
he was nowhere to be found. I went back into
the church to look for him, and I called his

(24:36):
cell phone. He answered it and said he was outside.
He didn't know I could see him getting out of
a car with a woman that is fairly new at church.
I told him what I saw with my own eyes.
And he denied it.

Speaker 10 (24:48):
Should I have a talk with this woman?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't know what you're talking the woman for.

Speaker 10 (24:57):
She saw you, dude.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
And the secondly he said he didn't get out the car.

Speaker 9 (25:06):
That right there is the boy boy, and you got
to stick with that. As you know, it wasn't me.
He lying on church down, he on the clean up committee.
He getting out the car with a woman that's knew
at the church. I don't know what y'all talking about me.

(25:34):
But should you talk to the woman? Hell no, it's you.
The woman ain't took no vial. You're married to your husband.
That's your whole conversations with him. But if he gonna
stick with his story, see what you see. What you
know is your husband fit to stay with that story,
and you fit to go to her to get another story.

(25:56):
But his commitment to that story is so reslolute, and
she got to go somewhere else to get your hip.

Speaker 10 (26:03):
That's how I knew you were proud of him.

Speaker 11 (26:17):
That's what he's saying.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
That's what he's saying to her, all right.

Speaker 11 (26:23):
Moving on, Shara and Delaware says, my seventy two year
old grandmother has a bunch of younger friends that hang
out at our house. She and my granddad used to
have house parties a lot, but my granddad was alive.
But now she does not know all of the people
that hang out there. Her house smelled like weed recently,
and she said the smell was from the night before.

(26:45):
I will be very upset as she is smoking weed
all of a sudden. How can I get my grandmother
to be a bit more cautious?

Speaker 9 (26:53):
Well, you got to slow down now because your grandma
might have black homer, oh.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
You know.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
Yeah, and them new friends could be her plug. You
don't know how this is going, So you got to
let this thing happen.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
You know, this C. B. D.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
Din went everywhere, this this whole She down at the clinic.
She probably all these new friends she probably met down
at the shopping center.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
You know, you know pleasant what the new uh? You
know Green Roots company open up? You know they always
have you know, you know.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
Green Leaf, you know, yeah, True Earth they always name
they cannabis stores like it's that's a true Earth. You know.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Herbal God's juice, you know, low and behold, you know, blessed,
blessed is he? You know they be trying to.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
We're trying to make their names and they cannabis stole
sound real heavy, e though I won't.

Speaker 11 (28:08):
Thank you, Celo. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right,
it is time for something funny, guys. And you know
people are getting ready for work right now, probably and
maybe they're making their own lunch.

Speaker 10 (28:22):
You know people do that at home.

Speaker 11 (28:24):
Well, Steve, it turns out that eighteen percent of people
have admitted to eating someone else's lunch at the office.
One worker's live tweeting of the mystery of a co
worker stolen shrimp fried rice was retweeted over one hundred
and seventy three thousand times. Okay, and while you may
think it's funny, and it is kind of funny, I

(28:47):
mean when you think about it, you know, getting away
with eating someone else's meal, it actually could have some
serious consequences on the job. People don't forget stuff like this,
and you see these people every single day. This is
a core into a human resource expert. It becomes a
trust issue. So Steve, I have to ask you.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I know, you know he didn't of.

Speaker 9 (29:13):
I have never in my life taken somebody's food because
I ain't that way.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't lie. I don't know you.

Speaker 10 (29:19):
Oh so you don't know what kind of home they have?
But how clean?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Right now?

Speaker 9 (29:23):
Two things I have done, I've had mine taken. Yeah,
I've caught a person what happened? And I've had I've
seen a person taken a person's life.

Speaker 10 (29:36):
Okay, well what happened when someone took cure?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Both these is now situations I used to my advantage. Yeah,
this not. You don't want this out, So now I
need a couple of favors. Is you the mom dog?

Speaker 9 (29:53):
I mean, look, I saw you because I'm real observant.
Y'all know that about me. I'm extremely observed.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
So I'm watching this dude steal this dude food and
the dude food he was still he's deceased.

Speaker 9 (30:06):
His name is James Paradise, and we worked at General Electric,
and this dude was taking James Paradix likecause Jane could
cook his ass off, and he was just eating James
lunch every now and then, and I caught him. Now,
if I tell this to James Paradise, dog, I'm talking
about you, finna get drugs out in the parking lot,
and when you come back in, you're gonna need to

(30:26):
show the people that the dough yo eye d you
know like sandwiches. You know James cook ribs, he taking ribs.
You know, he was made pork shoulder sandwich. He used
to bring it in to work for everybody. He stole
his pork shoulder, saidwich and James getting upset. So I
saw him take James stuff. It was this young white

(30:48):
dude that was stealing the food because he was single
and you know he wouldn't bring no lunch half.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
At the time.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
This stupid head boy on him with you. So I
told him.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
I say, hey, man, you know if James find out
you're the one taking here to lunch, man, you know
what's gonna happen to you?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Ah jeez, wait what.

Speaker 10 (31:09):
What a cheese?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, that's what I need.

Speaker 12 (31:13):
See.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
Once I hear that fear your boy, then I got
your ass now, because oh jeez, it's not a hood turn.
He said, Oh jee. I said, look hold on, man,
hold this ain't got gooda w Look this can't stay
right here. But i'ma need a couple of favors.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Man.

Speaker 9 (31:33):
Now, I'm gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you to
cover my job for me. See that it's not a
problem with me Steve. No, it's mister Harby. Now you're
gonna put some speck on my name. I was the

(31:54):
original birds man you were, So you're gonna put some
speck on my name. And so I had him cover
cover my job like three times for that. Then I
saw a dude take my lunch. This is a black
dude had it. Just got hired and he hadn't completed

(32:14):
his ninety day probation. Now if I report this, you
ain't gonna get the job.

Speaker 10 (32:20):
And you had him.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
Oh man, I'm so sorry. I thought it was mine.
How the hell your name ain't Steve.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Gregory Gregory? Your name Frederick.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Freddie st e v.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
He get confused with Frederick, right right, So I said,
so Frederick, look here, man, I'm just need a couple
of values from me.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Now I'm gonna come in late.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
I need you to punch my time clock when you
get at the gate, punch my time clock for me.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
Hit me in.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Oh that's that's that's that's not a problem. Now listen
to me.

Speaker 9 (32:59):
They have a camera aimed at the time clop, so
you got to put your back to the camera.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
So he did it the first time.

Speaker 10 (33:07):
How do you know all of this.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Come. No, excuse me, excuse me. I was never a thug.

Speaker 9 (33:18):
Hulum was crime with a purpose with respect to thugs
just out here doing stuff. Thugs crimes with a purpose,
and it was always to better uplift oneself?

Speaker 10 (33:33):
What y at the expensive of it?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, And so that's what I had him do.

Speaker 9 (33:39):
So I could leave early because of the little white dude,
and I could come in late cause of Frederick Wow.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
So I had him a nice little set up.

Speaker 11 (33:51):
And then meanwhile at school he was, you know, hall
passes crime, the first hustler.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
Yeah, y'all need passes to be late in hallway? Who
name you put on it? A see, my name was
never on the hall pass. So ain't no need you
talking about. You got it from Steve because I ain't
got no hall pass because I had told her back
off my locker anyway, Yeah, and so I kept my stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I told her back off my locker.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
I don't get that.

Speaker 9 (34:19):
I had hard or bent down and I put all
my step behind. So if you open my locker, I
ain't never had nothing. Oh, I get okay, So I
gave you a hall How the hell I got hall passed?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I'm in class not to write I'm here miss two
days in high school? Two cut days all ever?

Speaker 9 (34:44):
Did?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Man?

Speaker 12 (34:45):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (34:46):
Wow, see your life has been.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
It's been wonderful, it really really has really thank you.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
And look at you now?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Look at you now, I mean steel hustle.

Speaker 10 (34:57):
You're listening Moore Show. All right, guys, it's time for
a round of would you rather? Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Shelley? Before you do it, just on this first one?

Speaker 7 (35:09):
Uh huh?

Speaker 6 (35:10):
A or B?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
We have to randomly pick A or B and then
explain why that's how I s.

Speaker 9 (35:17):
So, Tommy, you on a L B on this one,
I'll take B, Junior A, I take I take B also,
Okay let me now let me get over here and
help Junior. Let me let me take A also, Okay,
go ahead, Shelly.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
All right?

Speaker 11 (35:34):
Would you rather be rich but not skilled at all
in the bedroom at all?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Or B?

Speaker 11 (35:44):
Would you rather be smaller in size and really know
how to please your partner?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Hey? That fits perfectly.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Hey you're lo.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
So not me.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Hey, you'd rather be smaller inside.

Speaker 10 (36:10):
And really know how to please?

Speaker 12 (36:12):
Well, you know what I want to please my mate,
and I know what it takes to please my mate,
and size is not everything, you know, it's not the
it's not the size.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
The women on the show.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
To even make that comment when you hear a man
talking about size, ain't everything?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
All right, I ain't picking I ain't picking a head
no more.

Speaker 15 (36:36):
Come on, alright, next, alright, the next one.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I just wanted to try that, all right?

Speaker 11 (36:46):
Would you rather eat sweet potato pumpkin pie or a
pickled pig ear sandwich?

Speaker 10 (36:53):
White people's favorite people.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I'm going I'm going with a.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
Put it all together.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
In the world.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Potato punk and what what was you thinking about that?

Speaker 12 (37:17):
Or what?

Speaker 10 (37:17):
Or a pickled pig ear sandwich?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
We don't eat that us sweet potato punk. I'm high
that as this before you talk.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah, I've had a pig sandwich before. Oh Jesus, all
of what was we thinking? What was we thinking?

Speaker 8 (37:42):
We had.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
This damn slave as sandwich man?

Speaker 10 (37:47):
All right, all right, that's it for Would you rather
today you're listening morning show?

Speaker 5 (37:55):
All right?

Speaker 10 (37:55):
Come on, Steve, you and JR. Are here to break
it down.

Speaker 11 (37:59):
It says your kids, it isn't doing a dang thing
in school when the teacher calls.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh yeah, I've got a nephew, got this phone call.

Speaker 16 (38:08):
When the teacher call and say, hey, listen, I don't
really want to be disrespeople, but it's best if you
just don't show up for the next pta, meaning it's
a waste of time.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I thought they like for the parents to be involved. Yeah,
I little kid ain't doing nothing. Hey listen, let's just
save us all twenty minutes. I got another family. Just
don't even show up for next.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
What are we been talking about this?

Speaker 7 (38:32):
They don't do that, dude?

Speaker 6 (38:34):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (38:36):
But that ay all? That's it?

Speaker 16 (38:38):
N I got to wonder if you're seventeen in the
third grade, like.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
How did he get here?

Speaker 11 (38:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
How did he get his kill?

Speaker 10 (38:49):
You don't even fit into death.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
We just want to know how did you get it?

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Not true?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Well, I know what truth be told. I don't know
what rady is shure, but it ain't a dick.

Speaker 10 (39:04):
I know that much.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I saw some crayons in his backpack.

Speaker 10 (39:08):
I know it ain't a double ditch.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
So your kid isn't different anything in fool.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
When the teacher called, wow, I didn't really understand the question.

Speaker 16 (39:21):
To be honest with you, just when the teacher called,
you know, the kid ain't doing the damn thing school?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
You mean, just make that phone call that phone. When
you get that phone call and that teacher sell.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
On the other end, quite a few yourself personally, I
was doing so, you thought you was doing so.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
I couldn't understand why everybody was so disappointed in sixty seven?

Speaker 5 (39:43):
That was your school?

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Yeah out of one hundred, Yeah you sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I'm going damn, that's an F he failed.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
No, I didn't. That's seventy is the cut of home.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Seven is a C.

Speaker 10 (39:58):
That is a dar.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Seventy is to cut off? How did I get a
sixty seven?

Speaker 10 (40:03):
That's what we all would like to know.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I'm going to death to cutoff? How did I get
a sixty seven? And I tried?

Speaker 8 (40:13):
What class?

Speaker 11 (40:14):
Was this lunch?

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Damn?

Speaker 9 (40:17):
Near all of them? Anything but Jim, Jim. I was
straight a student, athletic man, I'll get with it. Yeah,
you know, but like you know, like math. Yeah, if
I got a sixty seven in math and it wasn't
but one hundred, why are you failing.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
Me because you obviously didn't understand and you missed a lunch.

Speaker 10 (40:41):
Did you study it all?

Speaker 5 (40:43):
Did you study?

Speaker 16 (40:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (40:44):
Study when at home right.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Before I took the town, and that you're supposed to
supping to be fresh.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
Why would you study two days before and then the
information ain't fresh you're.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Supposed to start.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
Yeah, you put the study up until the test. You know,
homework is called homework.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Surely I did all that. My homework was.

Speaker 10 (41:09):
Less than that, and you're still less than a sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Oh, like that's what I'm thinking about. Oh you ain't
never got a forty two.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Two?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Man?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
How much red ink is on your pa?

Speaker 9 (41:28):
And that was another thing. Why are we marking on
this paper? Like, yeah, what is the degrading me fault?
That all this red that ain't really saying nothing for me?
Just put a blue X on it?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Said, that's not education, it's right, and it's not building
up confidence in the students.

Speaker 10 (41:46):
Not No, it's not what you should have got a tutor, Steve.
Maybe a tutor would have been able to help you.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Mean, wait a minute, you mean get out of school
and go back in there. You're out of school to
go back in there?

Speaker 10 (42:00):
You know how someone come over maybe to your home
home and and help you with your homework and stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I came home to play. Yeah nah, somebody coming over
to do what and understand?

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Helping the teacher out teach me while I'm there?

Speaker 16 (42:22):
Matter fact, what do I say about you teaching?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Hello? Like you're failing me as a teacher? Yes? When
I go home and I don't know what damn thing?
What was we in here doing?

Speaker 10 (42:32):
Yeah, so you'd give your teacher a grade of sixty seven?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Oh you this house? We gotta go, we gotta go.

Speaker 10 (42:43):
Coming up next, nephew, Tommy's prank phone call. You're listening.

Speaker 11 (42:48):
Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for
today and the subject is bubble bath bourbon and Berry's
bubble bath Bourbon and berries. We'll get to that just
a little bit, but right now, Yeah, the nephew is

(43:08):
here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 10 (43:10):
What you got for a snap?

Speaker 7 (43:12):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (43:13):
Wedding bells, the wedding with Butcher, The wedding with Butcher?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
What the wedding? Yourself? Some water?

Speaker 10 (43:26):
He's at water, but he can't say.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
The wedding with Butcher. That's that's don't get let's roll.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Allen.

Speaker 13 (43:45):
How you doing this?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Butcher man? But uh, yeah, you was? You was at
the cookout the other day with the family. I'm Christian's cousin.
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all was that you
was at the cookout the day I wanted to reach
out to you, I know, the windings in the next
two weeks.

Speaker 13 (44:04):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you ready for that?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Okay, Well, hey man, I got a little bit of
a problem that, uh, you know, we kind of wanted
to call you about, you know, because the family got
together and had a little meeting, like and what the
deal is is just here. I know, I know you
excited and want to marry my cousin and she kind
of excited too about the whole thing. But you know,

(44:31):
like the family members, we got together and decided that
for right now, I mean right now we're fends like
we're find the call the wedding off.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
For right now?

Speaker 13 (44:42):
What you talking about? What you talking about calling the
wedding off?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Well, seeing you know, everybody think you cool and I
and uh, you know, we real real passionate man about
you know, people marrying into our family or whatever, like
you know, the gathering of the day. You know that
was a pot look thing. Everybody brains something, right, oh
christ it ain't.

Speaker 14 (45:02):
Never told me no like that about what about something
about not getting no married?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Okay, well see right here, like I say, this is
what the family done decided on.

Speaker 14 (45:10):
What the family decided on.

Speaker 13 (45:12):
Okay, you see, this.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Is what I'm trying to tell you. See, we're a
real close knit family and it's like this here. See
first of all, let me get you to understand is
here you're talking to butcher right now? All right, here's
the deal. You know, we done decided that the wedding
nap in the appen in two weeks until like when
we had we had the pot. Look, barbecue. Everybody brings something.
Why you ain't brain nothing what.

Speaker 13 (45:31):
You're talking about? I'm paying for what?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh. That's what you've been
to throw up in on faces that you're paying for.

Speaker 13 (45:38):
The wedg Tell yeah, what's I supposed to bring?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Hey man, everybody brings something.

Speaker 13 (45:42):
We have a pot.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Look, you know, everybody brings something contribute to to to
the function of the event that's going on, you know,
And for you to walk up in there and I
have nothing that let us know what kind of person
you're gonna be in the family, we can't have it
con this again. This Butcher right here.

Speaker 13 (45:57):
I don't know, no Butcher.

Speaker 14 (45:58):
Look, I can't to the family gathering picnic. I came there,
showed up, loving on all y'all, telling y'all great this
was gonna be. And now you're telling me I can't
married Christmas?

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Is that what telling me?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I ain't man in the family that already voted and
win the family vote.

Speaker 13 (46:12):
Dog, that's it. I ain't marrying the family.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
You may you married my cousin, Christian. That's what you're
trying to do. And you ain't finn Mary hers.

Speaker 13 (46:21):
Look, I'll be calling up to my job talking like this.
I'm already on hot from the day with some boats
my supervisor of them pulls. Do not come calling me
with no vote.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Hey man, let me tell you this here until we
can decide that you good but Christian, until we can
decide that you know you can handle being married to her,
and you come correct as a family member. And if
you're gonna come the potluk, then you bring a pot.
You ain't brain.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Nothing, I ain't got a fear, ain't nothing.

Speaker 14 (46:46):
I'm paying for this wed and I don't give watch
y'ap there all that money out on the dropped for this.

Speaker 13 (46:50):
How about two bottles of wine to it?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
You bought when I ain't seen no wine.

Speaker 13 (46:55):
I don't care if you've got that wine or not.

Speaker 14 (46:57):
I saw Harmama drinking it.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Okay, well, I ain't getting I don't remember nobody bringing
no wine. See Butcher normally see anything to go on.

Speaker 13 (47:05):
I got class.

Speaker 14 (47:05):
I don't know what he's talking about, Butchy whatever, I
bought some wine.

Speaker 13 (47:09):
Mamma was drinking it.

Speaker 14 (47:10):
And I ain't playing that this wedding going down. I
didn't spend over twenty three thousand dollars on that.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Hey man, I ain't already told you that the family
then voted on that the wind name.

Speaker 13 (47:19):
I don't give up what the family voted on. I
do them pay for this.

Speaker 14 (47:23):
I ain't heard nothing from Christian about this.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Christen might not know what we've done voted on. We've
made decisions sometimes for everybody, you know, under saying that
we'll let Christian know that we's gonna stop the wig.
I'm just calm to let you know before I ain't
tell her what's up you're trying to tell me.

Speaker 14 (47:40):
Christen don't even know now.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
We ain't told her that we don't agree with you yet.
And that we're gonna stop the wind. We ain't told
her that.

Speaker 13 (47:45):
Man out of here.

Speaker 14 (47:46):
I haven't paid all this money for this. Man, y'all
ain't stopping.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Hey man, I ain't already told you what we're doing.
I ain't. I'm not finna continue to go back and forth,
which you better.

Speaker 14 (47:55):
Get off my all raising your voice at me.

Speaker 13 (47:57):
I don't more hell you.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I tell you what. Let me say this to you.
I don't care if I got to bust up in
that church and stop this wed because you then win
against what we just said. Whatever I got to do,
I don't know who you with. I wish y'all was
try to.

Speaker 13 (48:11):
Stop this wedding. Look, we can have a list right now.
I can get off of work. I'm already going through
some books and I'm already on fire. I will come
there and bust yo right now. I don't know you
know what?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
See see see what she was going with Nigel. See
Nigel ain't act like this? Oh what what?

Speaker 13 (48:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (48:27):
You didn't bring that me and that done already have
don't even bring that came up in me.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Hey man, amen, I'm just keeping it real with you.
Nigel ain't act like this here that we dont have words.

Speaker 13 (48:38):
And if that doesn't want to come and bust up
in that too, he get that with just like that.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Man, I'm just trying to say, is a home family
one hundred.

Speaker 13 (48:45):
I don't want to hear nothing about this no more.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Tell me where to be and we can deal with
this right now. I'm just letting you know the family
don't voted. The family then already no voting. Now what
we'll do We'll push the way in back and then
give us time to reevaluate you.

Speaker 13 (49:00):
We evaluate me.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I don't need no evaluation from y'all.

Speaker 13 (49:03):
Me and Christen get married. How do I put some
money on this?

Speaker 3 (49:06):
All I know is the wedding ain't happening.

Speaker 14 (49:08):
That the wedding is happening now after I don't pay
for all this. You got some books you the family
were gonna get married in two and a half weeks.

Speaker 13 (49:16):
If job, if y'all.

Speaker 14 (49:17):
Don't come in, if y'all come up in that, y'all
gonna get.

Speaker 13 (49:20):
Dealt with this straight.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
And I'm taking that. I'm trying to say, hey man,
I'm trying to tell you, man, right now, the family
don't want you in the family right now.

Speaker 13 (49:29):
I don't give it about y'all.

Speaker 14 (49:30):
Ain't in love with y'all.

Speaker 13 (49:31):
I'm married, Christen, and I can give a if I
see y'all ever again.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I'm gonna tell you this here. The family voted on
one more thing. You need to go on on. Know
that while we're at it.

Speaker 14 (49:40):
This ain't no damn democracy.

Speaker 13 (49:41):
We getting married. That is between hi and Hi and
if y'all don't want to be there, jump off in
the dish.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah, it's one more thing we done voted on.

Speaker 13 (49:50):
What the hell you don't voted on?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
We voted on this. This is nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Christians and Todd family got me
to pray phone call you.

Speaker 13 (50:03):
Ysayan you Tommy.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I don't put all that money out like that. I
was like, no, Sun, I got one more thing I
got to ask you, dog, what is what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lane.

Speaker 13 (50:27):
Steve Harry Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (50:28):
Baby, I'm being real with you, man, somebody gonna you up.

Speaker 10 (50:36):
That's my favorite part.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
But you know what, don't The thing that stood out
most of me in this plank was this twenty three
thousand dollars he y'all, this just sis you.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I don't know, no, damn butcher man, I love it.

Speaker 12 (51:03):
You got to bring something to the pot. Look now
you come in half your hand and I don't know
about having you in the family like that.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Man, you gotta do it. We got to really evaluate you,
you know what. We need to push this thing back
a few weeks. Man, let us let us do a
few ticks on you for that. You married my cousin
like that, but he did not care. But she wouldn't
act like that when you would dating not I know
you didn't bring.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
That in word, I'm already dealt with him right here.
He's been cleaning out all the clutter.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
That's right, right, family, God, I'm already dealt with him.
I know you ain't talking about nights.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
With you.

Speaker 10 (51:54):
From all right thinking.

Speaker 11 (51:56):
If you coming up next Strawberry Letters subject to bubble Bath,
bourbon and berries, we'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 10 (52:03):
You're listening Dave Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (52:07):
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please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve BARBFM dot com
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Speaker 1 (52:28):
You know we no buckle love and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter.

Speaker 11 (52:32):
Thank you nephew. Subject he was sleep on the back seat.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I got a call that my husband
was sleep in his car behind the bar that he
goes to on Friday nights after work. I pulled up
on him there and he was asleep in the back
seat with the windows cracked. His pants were unbuttoned and
his shoes were off. I tapped on the window and

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he did not budge, so I hit the button to
unlock the car. Then he jumped up and screamed. I
told him to get out of the car, but he
refused to. He said that he did not know how
he got there, so I should leave because it was
not safe for me to be there. I told him
I wasn't going anywhere until he got out of the car.

(53:13):
He sat up and put his shoes on, but still
wouldn't get out. I closed the car door and went
and sat in my car. He started texting somebody, and
out of the corner of my eye, I saw a
white lady approaching his car and then suddenly turn around.

Speaker 10 (53:28):
At that same time, yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 11 (53:31):
At that same time, my girlfriend called me and said
she was parked in the back and had her eyes
on me in case I needed her help. I was
so clueless, so she explained that she thinks my husband
was about to get it on with the white woman
in his back seat. I hung up, and I went
inside and found the white woman. She said she was
going to have security escort me out because I was

(53:52):
dead wrong about her wanting to be with my husband.
When I got back outside to my car, my husband
was gone. He was home in the bed when I
got there. He said he left to avoid conflict. He
told me that he was very disappointed that I pull
that's done, and he was only trying to sleep off
the liquor before he drove home. Does my friend's story

(54:14):
sound right to you? Or does my husband's story sound
right to you? This all sounds crazy to me. From
your husband in the back seat and him telling you
to go home because it's not safe for you to him,
then leaving you there and going home to, in his words,
avoid conflict.

Speaker 10 (54:31):
I thought it wasn't safe for him to leave you there.
Everyone in this letter is suspect except you, your husband.

Speaker 11 (54:37):
This mysterious white woman who threatened to call security on you,
by the way, why was she walking to.

Speaker 10 (54:42):
Your husband's car and turned around when she saw you?

Speaker 11 (54:46):
Your friend called from out of the background somewhere and
startled you.

Speaker 10 (54:50):
And why was she there spying on your husband? Anyway?
What is going on here?

Speaker 11 (54:54):
I wouldn't trust any of their stories, but your husband
is the only one who owes you an explain nation
because you're married to him, and you know you won't
get the truth out of him. I mean, because if
he was just there trying to sleep off the liquor,
why didn't he let you in his car? And why
was the white woman coming his way until she saw you.
No one can make any of this make sense. And

(55:17):
I can't believe he just left you there. I mean,
what kind of husband does this?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Steve make me proud of?

Speaker 9 (55:23):
Woo's so concerned about this entire letter. I've never seen
so much stuff go wrong that I can't write. I
don't I just want to say to anybody out there

(55:44):
that's hanging.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
On to me for hope.

Speaker 9 (55:46):
With this letter right here, let it go thet it cold,
give him all hope. Oh this will right help him.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I can't help you. This is so wrong on so
many damn LIFs.

Speaker 9 (56:01):
I got a call that my husband would sleep in
his car behind the bar that he goes to on
Friday nights after work. Now, let's step this letter right here.
She got a call from who now that must be
her friend. Her friend who called? That's kind of crazy
right there. I pulled up on him and he would

(56:24):
sleep in the back seat with the windows cracked. His
pants were unbuttoned and his shoes were off. You mean
his pants was unbuttoned at the top and they was unzipped,
or he had on fly button front pants. That ain't

(56:44):
what you wear when you're finsha do something in the
back seat. You don't wear button fly pants. I can
just tell you that right now.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It's too hard.

Speaker 9 (56:52):
You can't even have to go to the bathroom real
fast because a lot of times in button holes ain't
been worked a lot, and it's hard to get him off.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
You man, you can peel on yourself.

Speaker 10 (57:01):
I'm just wishing thank you for that.

Speaker 9 (57:04):
Just want to throw that out now. He was sleep
in the back seat with the windows crack. His pants
was unbuttoned and his shoes were off. I tapped on
the window. He didn't budge, so I hit the button
to unlock the car. Then he jumped up and screamed.
I told him get out the car, but he refused to.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Wait a minute, dalg what you tapped on the window?

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Yes, that's what I wanted.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
What scream? It's it's several scripts. Ah, that one. That
one don't work.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Oh, that one.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
So he had to let out a blood curtain. Git
you know Freddy Krueger type chainsaw massacre.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
He jumped up and scream. I told him to get
out the car, but he refused to. He said he
didn't know how he got there. Now it's starting to
shape pretty good from the right, heire, I like that
angle right here. I don't know how I got here.
But he didn't finish the lie. See after that was
the only time he had out. I don't know how

(58:20):
I got here. I'm drunk. He should have stayed right there,
but he did too much non drunk stuff. I can't
really help this man, And when we come back, I'm
just gonna dig the whole deeper for him. I try,
but there's a white woman involved, so I really can't
be able. I can't help your stuff, white lady, this

(58:43):
white lady that missed it up for you, pilp, I can't.

Speaker 10 (58:46):
All right, we'll have part two of your response coming up.

Speaker 11 (58:49):
Steve a twenty three minutes after today's subject of this
strawberry letter was he.

Speaker 10 (58:54):
Was sleep on the back seat. We'll get back into
it right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 11 (59:00):
Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
strawberry letter.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
Bubble bath, bourbon and berries.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
We haven't got to the bubble bath, berries and bourbon part.

Speaker 10 (59:12):
Yetberries, strawberry.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
We've now discovered that this woman don't know this man.

Speaker 9 (59:19):
She didnet married at all, and through research and social media,
after two years of marriage, she's discovering some things about
this man.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Well, the man gets arrested.

Speaker 9 (59:32):
While he's arrested, she goes down to bail him out
on their second anniversary. He said he was arrested for
not paying a fine for a ticket. She gets down
there and find out his for insurance and a bad check.
She get all his belongings, watch, cell phone, go back

(59:55):
to the house.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
She had been suspicious.

Speaker 9 (01:00:01):
About this woman who was his ex, but she's always
had his past code never checked her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
She decides to.

Speaker 9 (01:00:08):
Check call log and messages. Everything is deleted, but she
finds a video Tunta Tanta. She finds a video boy
why we keep videos?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Man?

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
Anyway, goes to the phone, finds a video. He's in
a sunken tub with a glass of brown liquor. Some
blueberries is next to the tub, and she's standing over him,
and she don't want to say what he's doing to her.

(01:00:50):
I wish he had her No, I think I wanted
you to tell us what he was doing to her,
so we don't have to assume what we all know
what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I like to be told. See, I don't like, you know,
figure it out, you know, because when you assume, what
does assuming do?

Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
Makes an ask out of you and me. Now, since
we talking about that part, were assuming that's what happened. Anyway,
that's not the story. I was so overdone with this
nasty man that I want to move out. While he's

(01:01:38):
in jail. I found his ex white phone number, told
her to go bail him out because I'm done with him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
What do I do now?

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Shirley said it right. You move out while he's in jail.
You're done with the nasty man.

Speaker 12 (01:01:52):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
How old is the video?

Speaker 10 (01:01:54):
Yeah, she didn't say.

Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
See you didn't say that if it's from when they
was married and it's just a video. Now you call
him a nasty man because he ain't never did that
to you, you know. And if he do it, and
I'm assuming he didn't think it was nasty. But you know,

(01:02:21):
we've all seen Jadded Jackson. Miss Jackson, if you're nasty now,
I'm saying, that's fine with me. Sometimes nasty ain't nothing,
Ain't nothing wrong with nasty if you you know, if
that's what you want to eat, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Give me a beat, give me a beef a Lately
Rhythm Nation star.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:02:47):
So, I don't know your definition of nasty and his
definition nasty is two different things. I'm going around in
a circle with this because you already know what to do.
You don't know the man, You don't trust him now
and now he's lied about this. You want to move
out while he's in jail, Go ahead and move out.

(01:03:07):
It's really nothing I can give you. What are you
gonna wait on? The rest of it to come out
because it's some more. Oh, it's some more.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
This is just what you found out. Listen to me.
Whenever you find out something, it's some more. It's always
more layers.

Speaker 9 (01:03:27):
But to be honest, you cannot have relationship with a
person that's been around and not expect to see some
history show up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
That's life. We all have history.

Speaker 9 (01:03:39):
And so now if you're waiting to find somebody that
ain't got no history, then you're gonna start dating sixteen
year olds.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
And lady, that ain't gonna work out for you, right, No,
you'll be in jail. Yeah, yeah, we already know who
in jail now for this.

Speaker 10 (01:03:56):
Right as he should be.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
Yes, in the words of little Duval, if you really
believe you can fly, now would be a good time.
So that's the response. I don't have nothing for this
young lady. She knows what the deal is. It's clear,

(01:04:23):
and you can stick around and wait and hear what
he say when he get out. But it's gonna be
more the same. And so now there you have it.
I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
Sureley, okay, I mean that was good. Sometimes that's all
you can say.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
You know, you can't help everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:04:40):
I think you helped her just fine. I'm glad it
was blueberries, like I said, and he is paying her rent.

Speaker 10 (01:04:47):
Right. He wrote the bad check to the apartment building.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
A bad chick.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
That's why he's in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Hot checks, Yeah, hot check.

Speaker 10 (01:05:03):
Because that money is immedia. They don't chase checks no more.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
No, no, ain't no.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:05:12):
All right, all right, thanks Steve. Post your comments on
today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.
Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

Speaker 10 (01:05:22):
You're listening morning show. All right.

Speaker 11 (01:05:26):
So we might not feel any Chris cool weather yet
because we're still you know, still in summer. But fall
is just a few weeks away, and it's the ideal
time to prioritize habits that can keep you healthy and
full of energy before you know, before I get to
those healthy tips.

Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
Quick question for Steve. Now, Steve, are you focused on
your on your health Steve and the guys?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Yeah focused? Okay, yeah, all right, he elevated it this week.
I've even elevated it.

Speaker 11 (01:05:54):
Okay, all right, Well, here's some tips to help you
stay healthy for the fall season and you may have
some tips of your own, Steve.

Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
As we head into the cold.

Speaker 11 (01:06:03):
And flu season, load up on foods that can boost
your immune system, including foods rich and vitamin C and
vitamin D.

Speaker 10 (01:06:10):
You have any tips, Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Yeah, you have got to stop being an alcoholic a must.
If you are alcoholic, you have got to check yourself in.
In other words, stop going down to that color stove.
It's a musk.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
If you alcoholic, you got to stop that right now.
That's my number one tip health.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Okay, that's all.

Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
Alcoholics must stop being alcoholic, immediate, go ahead, ship, All.

Speaker 11 (01:06:44):
Right, here's another one. Make sleep a priority. Being well
rested is crucial to staying healthy.

Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
Sleep is important to your health. Too much sleep is
critical to your wealth. How much sleep are you supposed
to get per night? I don't believe, sep. I never
slept years because I don't. I don't see how you
need once you're not a child anymore, I don't see

(01:07:11):
why you need eight hours.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I don't know how the child, but I'm glad they
sleep well.

Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
I mean a child, because he's growing, his bones got
extended and all this here. Children have to sleep, but adults,
if you're sleeping eight hours. You're growing, but you're growing.
You're not growing taller, you're growing wider.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
And I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
I don't. I mean, like you said, Tommy, you don't
know last time you had eight hours? Do you sleep
eight hours? Never? Do you need eight hours? I got
six or less.

Speaker 16 (01:07:41):
I got sickle cell. Don't sleep eight hours. I'm sick
and don't get out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
But I just don't. I'm not a proponent of eight
hours is a third of your life.

Speaker 9 (01:07:54):
I find that desperately hard to see how you can
have a quote life if you sleep a third of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
That does not make sense to me.

Speaker 9 (01:08:05):
But I'm not gonna get into that no more because
they ate me up on the internet talking about Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Harvey prefers wealth overhealth. So here's my thing about sleep.

Speaker 9 (01:08:14):
If you want to sleep, get all you want sleep
as long as you like, you can sleep your life away.
You can sleep. You can sleep until you dream the
most magnificent dreams. But I'm telling you this. To make
a dream come true, you got to get woke. So

(01:08:35):
but if you want to sleep, go ahead. I ain't Steve,
don't give a damn no more.

Speaker 10 (01:08:39):
All right, you're listening.

Speaker 11 (01:08:42):
Morning show, All right, guys, time now for comedy roulette.

Speaker 10 (01:08:47):
All right, Jay, quickly explain it please, so simple.

Speaker 17 (01:08:52):
Take three subjects. Put them on a wheel. Spin the wheel.
Where stop? Because we that good?

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
We can make it funny it watch it?

Speaker 10 (01:09:00):
Here you go, all right, comedians, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Ready, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:09:07):
Things people say when they overdo it at a funeral. Uh,
things men say when they get caught looking at another woman,
or things people say when they get caught in a lie.
On the Detective TV show, first forty eight. Oh that's

(01:09:31):
a good one too, Yeah, all right, really ready, alright, spend.

Speaker 10 (01:09:45):
Oh it is I was sure hoping it was when
they get caught looking at another woman.

Speaker 11 (01:09:52):
But it's things you will say, yes, yes, things people
say when they get caught in a lie on the
first forty eight that Detective TV show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
All right, let's go, guys, the first one, the first one. See,
I wasn't. I wasn't.

Speaker 17 (01:10:06):
I wasn't driving to get away caught. I was doing
uber and then I stopped that delight and they all
jumped in. That's what had happened. I wasn't, he wasn't
did rid nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
We wasn't.

Speaker 16 (01:10:21):
These people say when they get caught loun the first
for they come, listen to me, Listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
I'm trying to go to heaven. Why would I kill somebody?
I'm trying to to what I would do that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Fuck? What I do that?

Speaker 12 (01:10:37):
Things people say when they called in a low first party, Okay, yep,
I shot him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
But see I thought this was a water gun. I
ain't know it was a real gun. It was a
water gun. It was water. I'm just all right, come on.

Speaker 11 (01:10:55):
See Things people say when they're caught in a lion
first forty eight.

Speaker 9 (01:10:59):
I ain't never helled three people before, straight up and down.
You said three, right, I never killed three.

Speaker 17 (01:11:12):
When they get caught in a lie on first For
if he was dead, then how did he wave at
me when I left?

Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
Hun kill me?

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
That he waved it at me?

Speaker 17 (01:11:22):
He waited at me when I left?

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
You wasn't dead.

Speaker 16 (01:11:27):
Things they say first forty eight when they get caught
a lie so so they said it was me, They
said it was me.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Okay, I said it was.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
Them, so it was there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
It can't be me and now it was them first.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Then that's why you in there.

Speaker 12 (01:11:44):
Things people say when you call it line first forty
eight Okay, we yeah, we stole them, we stole, but
we stole it for the church.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Were trying to help the church because the church needed
So you see what I'm saying, this, this all this
was for. I heard pus. I'm saying, it's the principality
of whatever. You know, That's all I said, right, it's
the reason.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
All right, Stee.

Speaker 10 (01:12:09):
Things people say when caught in a lie on first
forty eight, see.

Speaker 9 (01:12:13):
See see right there, see right that detective you said
they was tied up in a boy scout. Not I
h only went to the cub Scouts. I ain't even
learned that night, right, he talking.

Speaker 17 (01:12:34):
You can ask my grandmama, Okay, my other grand mama
that didn't die, ma, well the other one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
You can ask my great grandmama. Well, you can ask.

Speaker 16 (01:12:50):
Things people say when they get caught aloud first forty eight, Man,
can I have a cigarette before I tell you everything?

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Thank you, Just let me get a new.

Speaker 11 (01:13:07):
Sorry, Steve, if you're closing it out things people say,
I'm call to lie on first forty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Hey, man, if y'all go run new cameras, do I
get paid?

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:13:19):
Gon up more of today's trending stories on the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
We'll be back at.

Speaker 10 (01:13:23):
Twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
According to I Am Voter, there are sixteen million Americans
who have turned eighteen since the twenty twenty election. On
the ballot this November are the following one president, one
vice president, thirty three of one hundred Senate seats, all
four hundred and thirty five seats in the House of Representatives,
eleven governor seats, and a wide range of state and

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local initiatives and offices. Early voting starts soon. For example,
in Pennsylvania, early voting starts September tenth, that's the same
day of the debate, the presidential debate. You can register
now at when we All Vote dot org. When we
All Vote dot org. Let's hurry up and get this done.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
Yeah, let's make it happen everybody. When we All Vote
dot com. Also, is that the same website where people
can verify their voter registration credentials to make sure that
they're in line.

Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
Yeah, you could do it on when we all vote.
You can definitely do it on when we all.

Speaker 9 (01:14:28):
So everybody go to When we All Vote dot org
because there are some new policies that they've put in place.
Go there and check to make sure that you are
currently registered with the right credentials, because now they want
people to have the address matchup with the voter registration files.

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And you know, they closed a lot of polls and
so they're shifting poll places. Get online right now so
you don't have no mess when you go vote because
they trying to steal the election.

Speaker 11 (01:15:00):
Yeah, they're already setting the groundwork for it. You're right, Steve,
we gotta do this, get it done.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
play around and would you rather?

Speaker 10 (01:15:10):
Right after this you're listening Morning show. All right, guys,
it's time for a round of would you rather? Would
you rather?

Speaker 9 (01:15:20):
H Shelley? Before you do it, just on this first one,
uh huh A or B. We have to randomly pick
A or B and then explain why that's how I
am so Tommy, you on A L B on this one.
I'll take B, Junior A and you I take I
take B also. Okay let me now let me get

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over here and help Junior. Let me let me take
A also, Okay, go ahead, Shelly, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:15:48):
Would you rather be rich but not skilled at all
in the bedroom at all? Or B would you rather
be smaller inside and really know how to please your partner?

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
That fits perfectly.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Hey, yeah, you're losing, so not me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
That's you pick it. Hey, you'd rather be smaller inside
you really.

Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
Know how to please?

Speaker 12 (01:16:25):
Well, you know what I want to please my mate,
and I know what it takes to please my mate.
And size is not everything, you know, it's not the
it's not the size.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
The women on the show.

Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
To even make that comment when you hear a man
talking about size, ain't everything?

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Ain't picking I ain't picking a head no more.

Speaker 15 (01:16:49):
Come on, alright, next, alright, the next one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I just wanted to try that, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:16:59):
Would you rather eat sweet potato pumpkin pie or a
pickled pig ear sandwich?

Speaker 10 (01:17:06):
White people's favorite, Black people's favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
I'm going I'm going with a put it all Together.

Speaker 10 (01:17:16):
Unites in the World.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Potato parking Hell is you thinking about that?

Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
Or a pickled pig ear sandwich?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
We don't eat that sweet potato punk pie dish before
you talk.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Yeah, I've had a pig sandwich before. Good Lord Jesus,
that hell of what was we thinking? What was we thinking?

Speaker 10 (01:17:57):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Damn slave and sandwich? Oh man?

Speaker 10 (01:18:00):
All right, all right, that's it for would you rather today?
Coming a yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:18:05):
Yeah, it's our last break of the day and there
we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 10 (01:18:11):
You're listening Morning show, all right, Steve, here we are,
last break of the day.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
Last Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:18:18):
This is the last day of the week for us, Friday,
and it's your you're up closing remarks.

Speaker 9 (01:18:25):
You know what, man, Going into the weekend, I'm gonna
talk about a subject that can sound a little different
coming from me, But I began to understand more and
more why it's okay for me to talk about God.

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Because I am such an imperfect person, because I've made
some serious, serious mistakes in my life, because I'm flawed,
because I am oftentimes transparent in some of my failings

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in life, because of my willingness to say I'm sorry.
I have learned that I'm a very qualified person to
talk about God because I'm a good example that you
can be an imperfect person with so many flaws, have

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done so many wrong things in your life, have gotten
it wrong so many times, have been written off, ridiculed, understood,
and misunderstood, and you can still have a relationship with
God that brings your life into great benefit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
So therefore I'm qualified to talk about this.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:20:03):
I'm improving. And somebody told me the other day, so
you just gonna stay an entry level Christian, because I
was jokingly telling the person, man, I think I'm really
just an entry level Christian. I don't really know how
to do advanced Christianity, but I'm okay with this. So
they said, so, you're never going to improve as a Christian.

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I said, well, I'm doing the best I can right
now with where I am and what I've been working with.
I say, but you know, I think that you know
I've improved a little bit. I'm better than I was,
but I may not be where you think it should be,
but I ain't where I was. So with that said,
this is a good reason for me to say what

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I'm saying. I would suggest to everybody that can hear
me that you should form a relationship with God immediately,
starting now. And the reason I know you need the
relationship with him is because life is so difficult. If
you try to do this without him, you're not going

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to make it that if you try to get through
this thing called life without a relationship with God, it
is too difficult and you will be trapped. I learned
something from Victoria Oldstein i had on the show last week,
because she said that the devil really don't care nothing
about you. All he wants to do is rob you
of your destiny. I had never heard anybody say that before.

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I really have it, not that I can remember. She said,
the devil really don't care anything about you. It's not
interested in you in the least bit. His mission is
to rob you of your destiny, is to throw you
off course, to not make you see what God created
you to be. And that really caught my attention because

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if I look back on my life, all the things
I've happened, everything that's happened to me, every time the
devil sends the bloggers to attack me, the one mission
that's clearly at stake and is at hand, is that
they are simply trying to rob me of my destiny.
When something happens in your life that the devil sets

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into play because he has all these imps to work
for him, it's simply because he's trying to rob you
of your destiny. That he knows that God has blessings
for you stored up that he hasn't given to you,
and he don't want you to get to that point
of receiving him, So he got to throw you off
course and keep you from taining your destiny. And that's
his job and man understanding that has made my life

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a little bit clearer. Ain't made it no easier, but
it has allowed me and helped me to understand some
of the things that occur in my life. Everything that
happened to me ain't from the devils or the imps.
Sometimes God provides a test. Sometimes a test is to
just to prepare you for something that He has for you.
So in testing you, it gets you ready for where

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you're about to receive love. Learn that it's a little
bit of this, and it's a little bit of that.
Sometimes I'm a little confused at to which direction is
coming from. But at the end of the day, God
always reveals to me what the message was that He
wants me to learn. Because behind every setback and hardship,
that is a lesson and a blessing. But the important
thing for you all and for all of us to

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form some type of relationship with God because God knows
your name. When you reach out to God, he knows
your name.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
He does.

Speaker 9 (01:23:30):
He made you, He created you, He knows exactly who
you are. He put them fingerprints on you. He made
your ten fingerprints different from the six other to eight
billion other people that's in this world and the billions
of people that have already died. Ain't none of us
have the same fingerprints. That's how much you mean to him.

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Have a relationship with God because he knows your name.
Stay in touch with him. We were all created to
need him moment by moment. When we walk away from that,
we put ourselves in jeopardy. It opens up the door
for the devil to slip in and rob us of

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our destiny. Have a relationship with God. Talk to him.
You don't have to go to church to do that.
Do that you have a better week. Ind I know,
I will. Y'all have a good week in hell.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Drop that mic.

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