10/17 – Jeri in Rockville and the Unexpected Mustache

Jeri in Rockville went on a first date that ended in a movie theater with a kiss that left her with a mustache. Find out how that even happens, and whether they saw each other again, with this Crazy First Date story!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Toby and Chilly, It's Crazy First Day Show, Jerry
and Rockville.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's your story?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Go on a date with this guy? We go to
the movies. During the movie, you know, he stopt, you know,
trying to kiss me, and I'm like, whoa, whoa. You know.
So we kissed a little and I'm like, okay, we're
here to watch a movie.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Blow your roll.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
And so we watched the movie. The movie's done, we
go out into the hallway and he kind of like
looked at me and he's like, I don't think anything.
I'm like, why is why did he do that? But
I didn't, you know whatever. So we we go outside,
we go get ice cream. You know, we're walking around
and then I have to use the restroom. So I
go into the bathroom. I look in the mirror and
I get out of the bathroom. You know when you

(00:36):
wash your hands. I have a mustache on my upper
lip that he gave me when he kissed me. How
so I was literally walking around with this mustache. Oh
my god. So I was horrified. I guess he docked
up his mustache with some sort of I think it
was like a grease pen because I couldn't get it off.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
How did he give you a mustache? Can you explain
what you mean by yeh?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Take us back to that.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
So, you know he was kissing me, he dockned his
mustache with a grease pen or something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh, he docked his.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Mustache and when he saw you in the lobby, he
realized what he had done, but I guess he's too
embarrassed to point out the fact. And he gave you
a mustache exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So when I went into the bathroom, I was horrified.
So I'm trying to scrub it off, and it, you know,
it wasn't coming off, and then my lips ball red,
and so I go out there and I'm like, why
didn't you tell me this was on my lip? He's like, oh, oh,
I didn't know. I'm like, you didn't know. So anyway,
that's not someone I want to share a life with
who can't tell me that I have a mustache that
you gave me. So he wasn't my person.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Would you have been okay with that? Had he come clean? No,
pun intended about the mustache he left on your face?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Absolutely, if he had just told me right away, Oh
you know what you should go, you know, wipe off
your lip.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Did he even try to make it up to you?
I'm sure he realized when you didn't call him. Did
he even try to get you to go out with
him again?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh, he called a few times, but no, I'm done that.
I was a deal breaker. No, he's not for me.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Well, hopefully you don't have any anything against facial hair,
because John Legend happens to have facial hair and that's
who you're gonna go see.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh, because that crazy story is crazy, and therefore you win. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, that's Chrissy Teagan's problem.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Now everybody stay there. Top stories at the top of
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