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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kiki just learned about auto land and that really that really.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Uh yeah, we don't need to do that.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Some airplanes have auto land where the pilots watch it
land itself. Yeah they're just I mean they're there, but
the airplane lands itself.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
And you just learned about this. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
See, sometimes I feel like for me, it's like medicine stuff,
doctor stuff. I don't need to know. No, like, don't
tell like this. If you're going to do something to me,
I'm gonna go in there and knock me out, do
what you have to do and fix it and I
wake up. I don't need to understand the particulars. So
maybe this isn't helpful to you. It's really not to know,
Like you know how the sausage is made.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Right, I don't. I really don't need to know. I
just need to weet.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Like the other day, the other day, couple show, I
went to South America, went to South Paulo, Brazil, and
the airplane auto landed because when we got there, the
visibility was below that of what the approach could be.
But we had a land because we you know, because
you'd fly you know, ten hours. I knew because I
looked at the weather but then I also knew because
the flight attendant. I overhear the flight attendant saying, well,
(01:01):
it's not very good. Who's And I asked the captain
who's landing the plane? And he said, George, that means
the computer. So they the program it in and then
the airplane lands itself and then they just sit there
and watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's the problem with us. We just we trust these computers.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I mean, it's all right, I did a good job,
until it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Show is on stories of the day. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Maybe we trust the computer more than we trust you know.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yes, Pop, my pilots are here.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I mean I don't know you.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I am your pilot. Yeah I am. I'm going to
get my pilot's license.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Now. Wait, you could do anything you set your mind to,
and that one, it just seems like.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Not my lane.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Maybe we leave that for.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Maybe that's my Lane's out of my leg, Get out
of my lane.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
If hey, if you want to learn how to fly
an airplane, then you should. But I yeah, the attention
the atten shouldn't required.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I think you'd have to really dial it in. You
know what you know? And I love you so much,
but attention and focus can sometimes be.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Something we were working with.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Okay, I'm and I'll work hard.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Hard. You don't have to do that for me. You're
the one flying the planes, so you might want to
do that for you.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I will do it for me. But I do have
a question. Do I have to have twenty twenty vision?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Though?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You don't have to have twenty twenty visions.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I made that up.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You don't have to be twenty twenty. And you can
also use a force corrective. You can use the glasses,
can you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Okay, I remember when I was little someone said that.
Maybe it was for the air Force. I'm thinking somebody
said you had to have perfect vision. I don't know
how true that.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Is, or I don't know what the military requirements are,
but they're probably more than would be for.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Someone like me.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Okay, So I don't know where I got that for pilots,
but okay, good to know because I have terrible vision.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But I also had lasik, so you know, oh yeah,
I'll have way there.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Well, in that case, I give you a pilot.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Now you should totally do him.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Speaking of all of this, I mean, really just on
brand with the theme we are really just humming and
the linear today, because now let's talk about space, which
is a flying craft.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yes, Artemis two.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
The mission is nearing a close as the four astronauts
prepare for their return to Earth. Today, NASA expects Orion's
re entry and splash down off the San Diego coast
at eight oh seven pm. Mission control will pay close
attention to how the capsule's heat shield holds up. If
I'm not mistaken, this whole thing's being done by Computer two.
I don't think anyone's flying anything. I think they're watching
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the computer do the whole thing. So there's that they
can go to space yep, two hundred and fifty thousand
miles away. Computer takes him there around the Moon, comes back,
and then they land near SeaWorld.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah. The recovery ship is the USS. John P. Murtha
was already at sea off the coast of San Diego
with a squadron of military planes and helicopters poised to
join the operation. The Orion capsule will hit the atmosphere
at a predicted thirty four thousand feet per second or
twenty three thousand, eight hundred miles an hour. Another thing
(04:05):
I maybe don't need to think too much about that's
a little wild. It's a little wild. Can you imagine
beating that thing? Well, we're going thirty thousand miles an
hour right now, Like mm yeah, I don't need to
think about that too much. I'm thinking about what I'm
gonna eat when I land. You know, they got to
be thinking that after ten days of eating that freeze
driede whatever. You know, we twelve hours away or so,
(04:26):
ten hours away from their landing, and they got to
be like, man, when I get off this thing, taco bell,
you know, or something like that, That's exactly where my
head would be. My head would have been there like
two days ago, Like what am I gonna eat when
we land?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You know?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I do so much weight in space?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
But the Orion spacecraft will then splash down and they
will extract the crew via helicopter and take them to
the ship and the astronauts will undergo medical evaluations before
returning to shore to head to the Space center in Houston,
and then I think they have to like decompress and
then go see their families. But that's kind of cool.
I mean, I said, you know, you splashed down me,
Like dude, I went around the Moon. I did that.
(05:05):
I mean, that's a flex. That is something I would
so cool. Yeah, it's like if I want to, if
I ran a marathon, or and these are not in
list of attainability, if I ran a marathon, if I
want a gold medal in the Olympics, or any metal
for that matter, or if I run around, I would
never take the spacesuit off, like I would just everyday
life space suits on. Sure, while you're wearing a space
suit because I went to the moon.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Someone just sent us a photo of you in a
spacesuit in the d You look amazing, sweetie, Thank you
you got.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
To see it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, But and then as far down as just running
a marathon, and I'm not saying that's not a feat,
but that's not quite the same as a gold medal
or going to the moon. But I would never take
that metal off if I want to, if I ran
a marathon, I would wear it forever. It would become
a permanent part of my everyday fashion.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But everything else, Like, it's very cool. That is so cool.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Black astronaut assigned to a lunar mission. Victor shout out, wow,
my girl, Christina Cook. Yes, Christina Cook yeah, no, it is.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It's very cool.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I would never let you forget like ever, I would.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Never and I would never let you forget that. I
would be nauseating when I was near the moon. Yeah,
you know what I thought about? What everything would come
back to that, like, Hey, what'd you get for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I got a Starbucks refresher. But when I was at
the Moon, I couldn't get that. You know, it was terrible,
It was really awful. Let me see me in a
space ship.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, the thirteen.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
But that's a real picture, guaranteed human. That really and
I'm holding a Starbucks refresher. I'll be damned if radio
advertising works.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
People look at that number one show in space.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes, yeah, that's what I've heard. Jason.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Do you have any updates, because I do if you'd like.
But I was just curious if you knew what was
going on at your favorite place with this train.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Of her mooves. Yeah here she's locked back up right. Well.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Despite the cease fire agreement between the US and Iran
that was supposed to reopen the strain of her moves, yeah,
shift traffic through the critical waterway remained at a tiny
fraction of pre war levels through the first two days
following the deal, marine tracking data showed the only about
a dozen vessels crossed this strait on when Day and
Thursday combined, compared to a daily average of one hundred
(07:03):
and twenty nine ships in the final weeks before the
war began. Of those few ships, only three were oil
or chemical tankers, all passing through the Strait of Her Moves. Right,
I hear, I hear you saying that you're really focused
and obsessed with the Strait of Horror Moves. I hear
you've been talking so much about it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I need to go see it. Yeah, I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Maybe we wait a little bit, but I do want
you to see it sometimes actually in your line of it.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Maybe probably you can fly you thin, Oh.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, take license that I'll be perceiving.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, no, this is exciting. I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I bor your plane, though you don't.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Can you borrow your dad's I can't borrow your car.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You can't borrow my car either. No, I can't borrow
your I'll wrench your car, but not on my insurance.
I mean you so much pure, but driving motor vehicles.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's mmmm.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Mean, and you can't get mad at me about this
because you you did take a driving test as an
adult and failed.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I did, and I still got my license though we
were because I was a straight A student who got
to pass and not have to take tests in real
life poorly, Like I never failed like at to get
my license, you know what I'm saying. But when we
did our little, our little course, we hired somebody.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Whatever I did, I did fail that, so I know.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's as a grown up. So that was reason.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
As a grown up.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yes, we've discussed this on the show before. For some reason,
you didn't have to take a driving test because you
had straight a's in high school, which apparently is at
midwester or Chicago thing, because people were emailing me about it, like, oh, yeah,
that's true, Like if you know, you don't have to
do certain things, if you did certain things in high school,
which good for you. You're a very smart lady, I
give you that. But uh, and then a few years ago,
(08:45):
we made you take a driver's test as a grown
up as a bit for the show that you proceeded
to fail.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I failed.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I think the minute we got off the lot. I
think I made it wrong telling out, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Should not have a driver's license now, but you do.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Show does a really strong word. I think I think
I'm okay with where I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
At with the driving test. Doesn't so right.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I could use lessons maybe you know, but I'm not
handing that over.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay now, so long answer you the questions. No, I'm
going to need you to find your own airplane.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm really upset now.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
The Justice Department is no, you're not is not looking in,
don't be upset, is not looking into the NFL to
see if it's making a too hard and too expensive experience.
When it comes to fans watching games, the issue is
streaming more. NFL games are being spread across different platforms.
I know, as our sports reporter Jason, you hate this, Amazon, Netflix,
YouTube and others. To watch everything, fans might need multiple
(09:41):
subscriptions costing hundreds or even over one thousand dollars a year.
The concern the NFL might be using its power to
bundle and sell TV rights in a way that limits
competition and drives up prices. Right now, the league has
special legal protection and antitrust exemption that lets teams sell
media rights together, but lawmakers are questioning whether that still
(10:02):
makes sense in the streaming era. The NFL says most
games are still on free TV, but regulators are taking
a closer look.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
No, if you want to some Thursdays, you got to
have Amazon Prime, you know, people, you got to have
Unless it's regional, you can watch the game in your region.
But if you want to watch your team and another region,
then you'd have to have like the ticket Sunday ticket
for that, and then Sunday nights and then Mondays and
it's ay right, like everything else. Now you got to
have like eight different streaming services if you want to
(10:31):
watch everything everyone's talking about. But really, the most important
story here this morning breaking news. Instagram has finally added
a simple but long requested feature. You can now edit
your comments after posting yay, instead of deleting and reposting.
You can get a fifteen minute window to fix a
comment after you post it. Within that time, you can
(10:54):
edit it as many times as you want. There are limits.
After fifteen minutes you can change you any more. Other
users will see that the comment was edited. They won't
see the original version, and you can only edit the text,
not things like attached media. And finally, I don't know
that any of you would even well, some of you might.
Would you go to Keik I know the answer. Would
you go to an event? Should I say it? You'll
(11:16):
know him?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Would you go to an event where you were not
allowed to have your phone for the whole day.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Only if Beyonce invited me?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
It's very specific. Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So at the Masters, which I believe this is happening now,
it's this weekend. You cannot have your phone at the Masters.
You'll be asked to leave. But one golfer, Mark Calvekia, Yes,
I hope I said that right. I don't really follow Mark,
but you know he doesn't get a pass from the
Master's strict no phone policy because Golf Week reports a
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security I scored the sixty five year old from Augusta
National on Tuesday when he was spotted using his phone.
He's not playing in the tournament. He was an honorary guest.
He says, I have nothing negative to say about Augusta
National Golf Club and the Masters. He said that, yeah,
it's fine. You know, he's okay with it because he
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broke the rules. But they ban cell phones, laptops, tablets,
and two way pages to preserve what it calls a
traditional atmosphere, so you couldn't have any of that stuff
all day.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I like that they keep the same prices too for
the food, like it true like old time.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
It's all how it used to be. But I know
it'd be hard for it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
But then the sweatshirts are like eight thousand dollars, so
you can get a pimento cheese sandwich for three bucks.
But then if you want like a commemorative you know,
shot glass, it's forty seven bucks at the store.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
So yeah, they're doing okay, they're figuring out how to monetize.
I would go.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I would I would go to Augusta the Masters. If
someone were like, hey, you can go to the Masters.
That's one of those things like one time in your
life you go to the so you know. I mean,
it's relaxing to watch on TV. But if you invited
me to the Masters, I would go. No, I'd be
fine with you kid me. I'd be fine with that.
But the Masters, man, I think I'm gonna start saying
(13:08):
that now. Every time I don't want to write an
email back to somebody's it's like, hey man, I was
waiting for your response. I was with the Masters.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Uh, well, that was six months ago. I was there.
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