Fred's Fun Fact About Sloths

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The fread show is one friend's fun fact Fred fun.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
So much.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Guys just seems uncomfortable, but I guess it works for them.
Sloths only defecate once a week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
See, that's what I'm saying. I love to know the secret.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Well I don't think you do, though, Like I mean,
I don't. I don't know that that can't be. It
would be convenient, but it can't be comfortable.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, if they're on vacation, I understand.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
No, exactly, you got to go down to the hotel
lobby exact No, no, trust me. If I'm on a
romantic getaway, I understand that slots only defecate in a
hotel lobby. In the gym, hey man, you really committed
to your fitness. I think going to the gym on
vacation yeah you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You really sweat on the Kaitlin.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
That truer words have never been spoken. If you're on
a tropical vacation, I can understand. Yeah, sloths only only
defecate once a week. Yeah. That's going to be the
hardest thing for me if I ever lived with someone,
is to make all my bodily functions disappear like.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
It never happened and then you fall asleep and they
appear real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Little over here, we heard about it. That was ballsy
him to bring that up, though, I would have kept
that to myself. If I were your boyfriend, I would
have if I ever wanted to see any of those
parts again, I might have kept that right.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, got it. Yeah, maybe you should become a sloth then, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I mean, I don't know, I don't know what's worse
going and somebody knows or holding it in.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Got a week though, Maybe because they're just slow. They
just start on Monday and it takes.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Their bowels are as slow as them.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
So a Fred Show next,