Fred's Fun Fact: Cows!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on. Yeah, Fred's fun.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Fact, Fred's fun.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
The more you know.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
And there's the point is that Kaylyn had to step out
for a moment because this I actually chose this just
for her. You guys, I'm not saying she has this,
but Caylen loves a cow.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, a cow. You guys don't want to see Caylen coming.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
In fact, I think at one point we hooked her
up so she could go and like cuddle.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
With cows, didn't we? Or like cow yoga.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't think there's cow yoga because the cow walked
on top of you. I think you'd die. But it's
possible that you could have people. In general, humans can
have a psychological disorder called boanthropy that makes them believe
that they're actually a cow, and then they try and
live their lives as a cow.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
What boanthropy?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
A psychological disorder that makes people believe that they're actually
a cow.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's insane. If you have to be an animal, would
you pick Kiki? You have you have to be one
a bird, an eagle? Oh yeah, be a bald eagle.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
That's the one.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, yes, yes, bald eagles.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I've said this many, many times if you ever see
a bald eagle in the real like the real world,
you ever go like a laskar or something, you see
a bald eagle, they they're they're badasses. They know it's
like in their DNA. They know that they're protected and
you can't do nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
High touch me. Yeah, they'll come right up on you
and be like, what you gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
You ain't gonna do nothing, because you go to you
go to prison if you do something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh yeah, that's a good one. What would you be?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I think I'd be a bear, like a like a whatever.
The biggest one is like a polar brand.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I wanna be. Yeah, grizzly. I'd be a grizzly bear
because one, no one's messing with me, and two I
get to hybrid eight for half the year, which I
would love.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That sounds perfect. What would you pick? A dolphin?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
He'd be a dolphin and adjacent I'd be an otter. Okay,
I just think you're so cute. What would Jason the
otter say?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I'm an hotter?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
They don't talk right, You're silly. Ah, you're right. It
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