March 6, 2026 • 38 mins
Fred just started watching Love Is Blind and he doesn't believe love is actually blind. And Britney Spears was arrested in California for a DUI.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know, there are a lot of hot threads. I
don't know if there are.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's kind of fine. Oh yeah, he was I like
a man and go to work. Yeah. He beat up
with his feet on the ground that he gets there.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You know that's hot.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fred's show is odd. Guys, I got the funk. I
got the funk. I don't know how this is gonna go.
You're gonna have to carry this show like you always do.
I'm just gonna sit back and push the buttons and
just watch the magic.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Jason, Okay, all right, take it away. Go ahead, till
you're the host of the show today. Yeah, okay, good,
I would like to see this good. No, you're the
host of the show. Go yeah, okay, we're just gonna play. First,
we got to say hot everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We just came in.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yep, we gotta see high and then probably like
an introduction with okay, never mind, good morning, Caitlin. Okay,
Hi Jason. Hey, I don't know if I got the funk.
I don't know if it's from flying on planes. I
don't know if it's because I was in a place
where like people have allergies, where like it's already warm.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I don't understand. I don't know the weather changes recently.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yes, what it's sixty degrees then eighty and then sixty
and then fifty, and I can't handle this. This is
the time of year where I just I probably should
just like disappear for a month, take a hiatus. Yeah,
let everything level, right, right, just work it all through
and then I'll come back. Nobody would miss me. It
would be fine. Everybody would be fine talking like that.
Jason could host the show like you just, I mean,
we're perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
He doesn't even open breaks, you don't say hi to anybody.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Here's where I actually i'd like to hear where you
were going. Yeah, I want to play the new bb
rexa song because I like it. So that's what I
would start off with. Okay, don't we talk a little first? No, yeah,
no for play at all. Don't warm it up at
all the planet, No, no, it would Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
This was a tiny good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Right exactly like you got to welcome people and then
you know, got it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, tell me you love them, you appreciate it, We
love you. You all are super hot today.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay all right, yeah yeah right, it's just me in
this room for all the criticism that people have about me.
You just did a whole break without identifying the other
four people that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Are in there, mysterious voice.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
If we're not even here, because it doesn't really meant
there him right, because.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Jason's over here with his speed prop. I was getting.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Just getting fed grapes by these two women here and
his beck and call wipe and his butt.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I didn't even think he needed that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
His hands worked fine, but for some reason, the guy
has moniscus repair surgery. He needs his butt wipe by
two girls on the show. You didn't even ask me
to do it. He's trying to preserve the sexy.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is that what they say? Yeah, you don't need to
see what's going on over here.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, you guys, You guys are the are the ward
the ward maidens. They meet in the morning, They get
downstairs at the parking garage, standing at attention with a wheelchair.
It takes all over the women on the show to
go down there. Everyone leaves to go ten to Jason.
(03:03):
I can I can't wait for my colonoscopy. When you
guys drive me and then stand at attention while they
take a camera.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Right for us, I'm gonna wheel you in here. You
think I'm playing.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I hope you don't have to. I think they remove
the camera before you leave. I don't know the one
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh what do you do?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Tell me more? Tell me more.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I got you a side job. Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, we're going for fully licensed this one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'm excited for you to have the long toot after
the colon.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I know, I know you don't like it, but it
like lasts for forty five minutes and like you're supposed
to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
But like for you, I know it's going to be yeah,
because you gotta let the air out.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh god, I don't even know any details. Just jesus
take the wheel, man, I'm going to show up. Just
go ahead and knock me out. I mean you can
undress me too, like I don't care. In fact, knock
me out the night before and then just wake me
up when September ends, man, wake me up when it's
till over, and like it'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I just yeah, that would I want to be for
that too, Okay, I don't care. Okay, Well again, I
got two ladies that will stand it attention to do
whatever it takes around here.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yes, we will.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
We will definitely humble you. I've been in positions that
I didn't think that I would ever be in, or
having these ladies push me around, or Mike having to
help me get my chone'es on. You know, it's it
humbles you and you say like, wow, I think that's
called intimacy. And I don't think I could ever get there.
(04:34):
I just don't because one, I don't like to be
a burden that anybody. Two and I know I know
that's you and you're not because you do so much
for other people. But two, they are just things that
I'm not comfort like when people talk about, well, you know,
you live with someone else, you know, like last if
it's my maturity, like you know, bodily functions and and
(04:55):
all kinds of sort of like un sexy things that
happened when you live with another human and like you
need to deal with that, like you need to you know,
be a man or whatever. It's like, oh no, no, no, no,
I've hat people over there.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You're a man.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I've hit people over the years in.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
This room on the text on the call criticize me
man for being like like like like I'm like, it's
a maturity issue for me that I am a little
bit freaked out by other people's bodily functions, but I'm
freaked out by my. It's not other people, it's all
bodily functions. Like I don't like my bodily functions. So
the idea that someone actually now lives and uses the
(05:31):
same like bathroom where I have to do things that
are unspeakable, I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't. I don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I think the whole thing is though, that you can
be that way until you know God laughs and puts
you in a situation like Jason where he literally had
to surrender, which is.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Exactly what which is like that I I wouldn't be
good in that situation. And it's not because it's not
human or because it's just because I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'm myself. I don't I'll be embarrassed. Man, this is
all so natural. It is like what you're going through
is humbling. But but that's why you have a support system.
You have a partner, you have friends, you have family,
Like this is what people do in life. Unfortunately, you
never know our life's gonna catch you.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And yeah, and then when you're when you don't. You
can lipe your butt in private, which is wonderful.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's wonderful, too cocky, right, but how how would I
do that?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, if there's no one around, then things can get
a little you know, we're not really worried, you know,
because eventually I'll be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Then I'll get your nurse. All good.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, well if we're not available.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But even that, even that would I know, I'm just
I'm a weirdo. Like I'm a weirdo. I don't like
my own stuff. How am I gonna do with somebody else?
And then I certainly don't want somebody else dealing with
my stuff on my behalf.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, Jason's a weirdo in the sense that he doesn't
want anyone to help him ever, maybe not the bodily stuff.
But so I think you guys are weirdos in different ways.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
And Jason got mad at me because I was like, Jason,
like I love you, but sometimes I feel like it don't.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Like not be my friend anymore, but I feel like
sometimes you.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Have like the Jesus complex, and I'm like it's it's
like I I'm gonna give give.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Give to the world, but like you won't let others
give to you.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
She just called you Jesus and all I said that
you were like, I mean, it is, but I'm also
like a we gotta let going, like God on this one.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, I just don't ever.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I hate asking anyone for help, and I hate having
to feel that like my personal stuff becomes work for
other people.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Let's keep going so hard. Let's keep going hard that
we have to get surgery on our knee, right, And
that's why and Bed God.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Put me in this position I'm in now.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, guys, I just I hate myself today because I
don't feel good.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I know, I don't feel well.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And it started last night and I got home wason't
feeling well, and so for whatever reason, I was looking
for things to watch. I finished watching Jury Duty on
Amazon Prime, which, because it's a new season coming up,
this is not new. People are listening now going yeah, dude,
that was like a couple of years ago and or
maybe more than that, where you been well. I knew
that a new season was coming so and my friend
was telling me, you need to watch this.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's actually pretty good. Do you have you seen this?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
The premise of the show is that a guy's doing
jury duty, and there's a documentary team following him to
like get the gist of what it's like to be
in a jury But and this is not like a spoiler,
but everybody involved except for him as an actor, the
entire thing is fake except for him, So the whole
(08:14):
thing is scripted and he's the only one that doesn't know.
And it's really well done, Like it's very clever, it's
very funny, and it's actually very sweet, and I don't
want to give too much away, but like I thought
it was really it was really good.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And I was actually sad that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
The same crew of people are not in the second
season from what I can tell, but they probably can't be.
It can't be the same scenario because people would probably
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And the fact that this guy never figured it out.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And then in the last episode, I hope this isn't
a spoiler either, they sort of show moments where the
cast did screw it up because it's mostly ad lib,
like where they called another actor by their real name
in the midst of it. Because a lot of it's
not like actual wordscript because you don't know what that
guy's going to do, so it's like a general idea.
These people are all just just like improv experts, and
(09:02):
they really could. But there are all these moments and
he caught a few of them where he's like, why
did you call her Cassandra? Her name is whatever? And
then they had to like and they were for him.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Then there are.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Producers in a rooms and we're scurrying to change the
storyline to figure out how to cover that screw up.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And then it was really like, it's good anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I watched it, and I watch all of it, So
then I pivoted, guys, I pivoted m hm to whatever
that love is blind show is. And I hate myself,
I hate I hate myself. I hate these people. I
hate them. I hate myself and I hate these people.
And I've only gotten through I think one episode.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Have you watched the whole season?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
My husband watches the whole season, and I like, come
in the room. I'm in and out, so I kind
of get what's going on. But I've heard that watches, Yeah,
you guys loves a dating show.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
He loves a dating show. So guys, it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's just so bad and oh my god, and I
just I squirmed, like last night that episode I don't
I'm not kidding to get anything away either, but episode
one and I have no idea how much time has elapsed.
But it can't be long, you know, cause it shows
like the premise of the show, if you don't know,
is you've got a group of men and a group
of women and they live on like separate sides of
(10:14):
a warehouse. And then they put them in these pods
and they go on dates and am using air quotes.
But they there's like a partition between them and all
they can hear are each other's voices, but they don't
have any concept of what the other looks like, and
they're not allowed to ask. Now, a lot of these
guys and girls get a little crafty, you know, and
they're like, so, what are your what are your hobbyists?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Do they involve I don't know, like going to the gym?
You know? Do you enjoy lifting things? Like? You know?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
But you can't flat out say like are you black
or white? Are you you know? What do you have?
Whatever you could? You can hint around it, but you
cannot just come out. I guess according to the rules
and just be like, tell me what you look like?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Are you fat?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You know, or whatever, whatever you're into or whatever you're
not into, you can't do. And so, like last night
in episode one and again, so I don't know, they
have these dates, and I guess over time they can
choose to spend more time. I think with certain people
after they've met everybody, you know, they can be like, what, yeah,
like I had a better connection with well, they all
(11:13):
I think it's it's all. They all startin pods. Yeah,
it's all pods. But then they could be like, I
want more time.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
With so and so.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So you start to like, you know, hone in on
the people that you think you might like the best.
And then they go in the little room, the communal
room with all the men and all the women, and
they talk about who they're dating and say, you're not
dating you don't know, you know, like and then it's like, well,
I hope that so and so is not your interest
because that's mine. And then they start to like bicker
(11:40):
over who. Okay, So last night in episode one, I
can only imagine it's been a couple of days total
that this has been shooting at this point. One dude,
is I love you, baby? I love you so much.
I want to be with you for the rest of
my On one day, she's crying, Oh my god, he proposes.
I'm like, I'm just I'm I'm literally in the fetal
position at this point.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm going, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You know? And then another scene is two people who've
never seen each other fighting. They start and then she goes,
I don't think this is gonna work. We can't be
in a relationship together. You're not in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You just missed.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
A producer handed you a flower from this man, you know,
and he's on the other side eating beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And I'm just going, I think anybody can get caught
up in the idea. It's it's at least with the
same thing is true with the Bachelor, but at least
on the Bachelor, like you could sort of see if
there's chemistry because you're like really in front of the person.
But the whole thing is you're talking to someone. I
get that, I get the concept. But you go in
believing that you're gonna leave engaged. So you're already programmed
(12:50):
that like I'm supposed to fall in love, like this
is a sign, this is fate.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And then you go in there and you're.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Just talking to someone, and then I feel like there's
this rush to make sure I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I feel like it's a lot of factors.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Like I feel like it's like being stripped of your
job social media, like shut out from the world, Like
that's one thing, and the only people you have to
talk to are like the people that you're living with,
and then the people that you're talking to in the pod,
So that probably speeds things up.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And also the kinds of people that apply are.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Probably like I'm sick of, you know, the dating, I'm
sick of the apps, whatever. I'm ready to try something
new because I do want to get married, so like
it's probably a different.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Kind of person, you know. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
What did I see last night? A girl they get
in a fight.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
She's talking to like four men, which is I'm not
judging that, Like that's the concept.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's that's the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You know, You jugglead people until you find the people
you like the best, and then they get in some
kind of fight and they're both angry, and I'm like,
you don't know each other at all.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, fighting with someone who just smiled.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
She's not personal, like it's I mean, it's personal, I guess,
but like I'm fighting with a voice, you know. Then
they get a fight, and then the one woman comes
in sobbing over this fight with this man she's ever seen,
and I'm just going, what is going?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Like, how emotionally fragile are you?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's so upsetting, I know I can see that.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And then Bella, she's Bella, you know, our producer.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Stop watching she's.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Been watching it.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
And then she you know, I walk in and I
three steps in the door of fred you know, she's
eighteen red bulls ahead of me or whatever she drinks,
and it's like, you know, we got to talk about this.
I'm like, I can't talk about this right now. I
need a minute. I don't have a voice. I need
a minute exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I don't know. But you can you can bet I'll
watch the whole damn thing. I mean, you can bet
that I will finish it now. But it just makes
me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Is it a good season?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I used to watch? I kind of gave up, like
I was like, this is the same song and dance
every time?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, that is it's very formula, like I don't know.
I think I watched the first season and then I
haven't watched any other seasons, and then I'm watching this.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You watched Dring covid, I remember, remember, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But that mean that with desperate times called for desperate message.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh yeah, we were watching it. I mean Tiger Gang
had its moment.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I tell you, yeah, we're seeing a lot less of
Nicolache and and Vanessa, which I think they're very nice people,
and I you know, I'm a big ninety eight degrees guy,
like shout out to Nick.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But I didn't understand their role really the same.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
And I thought, as a hobby and hobbies, like, why
are you so bothered? And I'm like, I'm not bothered.
I was like, I just don't understand.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I think I'm just jealous.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I'd like to be the host of a viral Netflix
series where all I do is comeing to the beginning
and go welcome everyone, and then and then every now
and again popping and go how are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You know? And then and then that's it, Like if
we don't need you for this?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Oh man, Chris Harrison job, I used to look and
be like he gets to fly across the world just
to say, like, ladies, yeah, Fred, this is the final road,
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And then he steps back like.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Buddy, buddy with everybody you have, buddy up and be like, so,
how you feeling about this?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You knows direction? Is your heart leading you?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Right right?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Best job? Yeah they gave it to that Jesse guy.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
He's hot, but he's no Chris, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
No, it should have been one of us. Oh, should
have been one of them. It could have been you
could have been me. No one called doing my age
is anything? I have no idea anyway. I don't understand
the show clearly.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But what do you mean? I think I fully understand it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I just I think it's a disaster, which is why
it's great television, right, Like all the things I'm saying
are the reasons why this is compelling to watch. But
it makes me so uncomfortable, like you're ruining your life
right now. And I mean there is a success rate.
I don't think it's very high. There are people who
have over time, you know, I've been made and had
(16:30):
kids and all that, and that's wonderful, But I think
it's a numbers get I think it's just you got lucky.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
There's just no way.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
And I do understand that people can connect without ever
seeing each other, but I think it's risky. And I
also think we're talking about people who are on there
very well and apparently they're not. According to someone, if
I keep watching, it gets worse and people start acting up.
But in theory, you know you're being filmed and you
know the thing, and you know that everyone's going to
watch this, so you're really not e I don't think
(16:58):
you're getting a truly authentic version of anybody, because I mean,
if I were on I was thinking last night, like,
first of all, these guys just so cheesy, so incredibly cheesy,
and then I'm watching this, going, how would I act
if I were on Levis Flind Because I don't know.
I tend to be pretty direct. I tend to be
very sarcastic. I tend to be great satirical, but but
(17:20):
that doesn't work for everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
But I don't think it would play very well.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
So I think you either lean into being like a
villain or something, or you're not yourself because you're putting
on this this because all they can hear is your voice,
and all they know are your words, so like you're
you're putting on this thing.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I don't have a poker face.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
So like if when I saw them and like, I'm sorry,
I have to think the person I'm with is hot,
I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
But I wouldn't be able to hide.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Like, you know, if I was like, oh.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
The door slides open and then I'm like, oh boys,
I'd be you know, like back up.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
There you are.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's probably the topic, by the way, is people are
texting my love is blind.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
But mike' said during COVID.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
We watched sign spinning on ESPN, which is I've said,
Jason a few of them where I'm like, you know,
there's an Excel Championship, like the spreadsheet software an Excel
World Championship, and there I believe that it's shown on
television and there are commentators.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's an email championship.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Like, look, I get it. It's hard in the media
these days.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Man, it's hard to get a gig, it's hard to
get a show, it's hard to get a you know whatever.
But if you were if I'm an aspiring sports commentator
in ESPN's like we're gonna put you on the Ode Show.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Bro, But here's your break.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You're gonna be on an ode show and you're gonna
do the Excel Championship live from Topeka, Kansas, you.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Know, the Convention Center.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I mean, I would do it, but like, I wouldn't
feel great about it, you know. I agree fred On
Love is Blind is a hot mess? Oh well, on
Love is Blind? Okay, not fred On Love is Blind.
I agree with fred On Love is Oh Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I think you'd be a great like.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I think you'd get a lot of airtime, but probably yeah,
Like I.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Think I would just tank my whole life for the
sake of other people's entertainment.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I wouldn't how would you creatively figure out?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Well, you don't really have a physical type, so I
guess that wouldn't matter to you.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
But I think I would either go in with absolute
sincere intention or I would go in and I would
just play everybody like, oh, I'm so into you, I'm
so into you, I'm sowing to you, I'm so in
to you me. And then when the girl's like, did
you tell Samantha that you're falling for her? I never
said that, you know, just like everybody, I never said that,
(19:37):
Like she's a liar. She's a freaking liar. And then
the other girl comes in like, but did you call
me a liar?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Dude? She's spinning stuff. Man, she's so into me, she
can't help it.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Like people would love it, but I would come out
I would need like security, because.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That's another thing I'm noticing.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I don't know that I've gotten more DMS about any
one thing that I have about love is blind in
the last twenty four hours. And everyone's like, this guy's
a jerker, this guy's terrible, and this guy would have
like again. We talked to Mark Long from road Rules
Fame a couple of weeks ago on the Tangent if
you watched the road Rules Real World, if you're of
that era, and I did ask him the question, you've
been you were on that show and you've made a
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whole career out of it. Are you able to do
anything else other than be the guy from reality TV?
And his answer is no, because I'm the king of
reality TV or something. He's he's really lead. He's decided,
like I think, the answer is no. I cannot be
associated with anything else. I could never be your dentist
because people would be like Oh that's the guy from
the real world.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
He owned it and he's extended it. So I guess
you have to believe in yourself that hard, and.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Maybe in this career would be a good thing.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
But I feel like I would need personal security out
here in these streets. If I like played everybody and
then tried to walk around the airport or whatever, people be.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Like, you're the villain for sure, But it might be
really good. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Maybe all audition, they're all much younger though they're in
their like late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That voice though the girls would go wild.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
That's true, well, especially the sick one.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, I need They would have no idea.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Honestly, I need to.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I need to get in the studio and make it
like a movie trailer demo right now. And then when
they actually like they're like, oh, this guy could do
movie trailers.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But then they didn't realize I was sick.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Then I have to go like lick a park bench
to get to get sick again so I can get
so I can get back to form from my movie
trailer voice. Let's do biggest stories of the day next
after Teddy swims it's the Fred Show, Friend's biggest stories
of the day. Any the way, that's probably the topic.
But eight five five three five, what is the thing
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that you found yourself watching on you know whatever TikTok
and Instagram reels on TV or whatever you streamed it.
What is the thing you found yourself watching that you're like,
I cannot believe I'm watching this.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Because the stuff with infomercials.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Back when infomercials were really big, I used to watch,
like late at night, I would watch them.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I was fascinated by it. I'm like, this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Who's the guy with the orange juice and the spilling?
Was there? A guy was spilling?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
There was a guy was spilling.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
There was a guy that flex seal, guy that would like,
you know, tape a boat together and sail away the
metal pipe. Right then it was the slap shop guy.
That was a long time ago, but you know it's
I'd see the same infomercial. I'd watch it over and
over when I was a kid. That Ron will Feel
food dehydrator commercial. Yeah, i'd watch that one. I already
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know what's gonna happen. He's gonna chop stuff up and
put it in the hydrator and then or the or
the the one that was magic. This was this was
before air fryar fame is. He had like a rotisserie
grill and they would ye rosaderie and they can take
anything on the show and stick it on a spit
and stick it in there, and then an hour later
(22:38):
you had like this bone appetite. Everybody like this amazing,
you know, like perfectly roasted anything.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Those people like deserve to raise because like their ability
to like be excited about something for like an hour
and I really, you know, find new ways that it
could help your life.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You got me excited about consumer electronics.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Right, I'm jacked two I am. I can't sleep one night.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You know, I may have I may have inhaled some
secondhand THHC smoke legally I hate.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
And it was it was tag.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
There was was I believe It's called World Chase Tag
and they run around like an obstacle course and have
to tag each other thirty minutes later.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Still watch it, Yeah, absolutely still on.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
But yeah, I find myself watching all kinds of ridiculous
things because I have nothing. I don't have like a
child yelling at me or anything. But I'm just I'm
just curious. Sham wow. The orange juice guy with sham wow, thank.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
You, Yes, okay, sham wow.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Watching people try and peel the shells off a raw
egg without breaking the egg.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Watch that one too. I did watch that one too.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I watched that for hours.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yep. They had like surgeons doing it.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Uh huh, you know, being like would like break and
you would go everywhere.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Weird like rubbery thing like that. You. Yeah, I watched that.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
For a long set it and forget it. Yeah, someone
knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, the Miracle Blade New
Wave oven. Oh yeah, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Us a blender.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Oh yeah yeah. And it's like that looks amazing. I
need it, Like all, I got it. I just stick
all this stuff in there and push a button. It
comes out looking like Smoothie King.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Unbelievable severe storms could affect nearly sixty million people from
Texas to the Great Lakes today, according to forecasts. Meteorologists
warn that some storms, including super cells, might develop throughout
the day, with the most intense activity likely in the
evening and overnight. The highest tornado risk stretches from Madison, Wisconsin,
down to Dallas. On Thursday, powerful storms swept across the
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southern plains, bringing numerous tornado threats from Texas to the Midwest.
Louisiana was also rattled by a magnitude four point nine earthquake,
one of the strongest recorded in the state, though no
damage or injuries were immediately reported.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Great news guys.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
NASA says the chance of an asteroid hitting the Moon
in twenty thirty two, as reported on The Fred Show,
of course, is now zero, So there's now at least
one thing less to worry about it. And I don't
I'm sure something bad would happen. I don't know what
happen to something happens to the Moon. It's got to
be something gravitational or something bad would happen or light
(25:06):
I'm too stupid to know. But anyway, all I know
is that it's not going to happen. Now, there was
a four point three percent probability of a direct impact
of an asteroid to the Moon.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Now they're saying none.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What about Earth?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
No word on Earth? Okay, no word.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
But I think we have bigger things to worry about
than things are coming from space. I think we got
some other things.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Going on right now. We got to attend to.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Apple Music is announcing an AI transparency tag.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
We're just talking about this yesterday.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
But the problem with this is for some people is
that it's voluntary. So they're implementing a new Artificial Intelligence
TRANSPARENCYED tag to flag content that is created by AI.
The streaming platform announced the latest uptake, calling them transparency tags.
Any composition, track, music, video, or art wook that artwork
art Wook art work that was created with AI is
(25:51):
required to be listed under the AI TRANSPARENCYED tag.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The catch, though, is that.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Disclosure is still up to the distributor and record label,
and Apple Music is noted if omitted, none is assumed.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That means it's not mandatory.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
In a newsletter, Apple says that proper tagging of content
is the first step and giving the music industry the
data and tools needed to develop thoughtful policies around AI.
Southwest Airlines, man, they're making everybody mad. You know, they
got rid of their little sticks in the gate area.
You know the sticks. You got to stand by your
stake and fight with the person. Well, I'm a five,
(26:26):
I'm ade right then I get on the airplane before
you and I get to choose from the two hundred
seats before YouTube.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, they're not doing so hard.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And now they've got a sign seating people don't like that,
mad about that. And then people I've seen a lot
of industry folks I know on social media Facebook specifically,
because you know, I like to go there and torture myself.
They're upset because they travel like every day and they
used to have, you know, a status with Southwest, which
meant they got to fly the plane, and now apparently
they don't have that, Like it's you know, the way
(26:56):
this has all been reshuffled. It doesn't work well for
them or something. They're mad. Southwest Airlines is reportedly testing
a new cleaning approach that would focus only on the
extra legroom seats in the front instead of cleaning the
entire cabin between flights. They're only going to clean the
premium seats now. So like if somebody, I don't know,
what the hell has if somebody changed your baby's diaper,
(27:18):
like stuck the thing in the you know, which you
should never do, of course, but if you you know,
I don't know. People are just disgusting and I and
I think it's Southwest. The flight attendants are the ones
who clean the planes, unlike some airlines who they have
a cleaning crew, so between flights they like go and
pick up the trash, right, I guess now they're saying now.
Normally Southwest planes turn around quickly between flights, with flight
attendants mostly tidying up trash and seat belts rather than
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doing a full cleaning. Under this test, though, a cleaning
crew would briefly board to clean the premium section, while
standard economy seats would continue to get only the quick tidy.
So someone's gonna like professionally clean the front, but then
the back is I won't see what happens. Craigs wore
that passengers will notice the difference between sections and blame
(28:02):
flight attendants, while the airline says the goal is simply
to improve service for premium seats during tight turnaround times.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I don't know. I don't like him.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
If you're looking for a job, Wendy's is going to
pay somebody one hundred thousand dollars for a Chief Tasting officer.
The role is real and mostly involves eating Wendy's food,
reviewing it, and creating social media content about burgers, fries,
and frosteeds. The job is largely remote, with occasional visits
to a local Wendy's or appearances in brand videos and ads.
(28:31):
You don't have to have any traditional qualification, just a
good palette, personality on camera and a love of Wendy's food.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
For one hundred grand, one.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Hundred grand, I'll start eating beef again. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'm in. I would do. They're good too. I'm in.
I'm absolutely in.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Have you seen in the controversy now all the fast
food CEOs are going at each other after the McDonald's
robot ceo posted a video eating a sandwich and like
you can tell this man who had just left pilates
and eating a green shape and he absolutely did not
want to do.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
This, taking the world's smallest bite out of his burger.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
He kept calling the Archburger whatever, the new Arches Burger
a product.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh, this product has been tested. It's a burger Man.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Like I know, I know that you're in that world
where you're like pushing you know, food on humans, and
you know you use all these industry product and whatever
other roi and whatever other sort.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Of that's a guy who's a circle back. He's done
it like so much. I was like wait is it real?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Like is it a burger?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
And then he went on this like two cents, think
about how well this is my lunch. By the way,
who cares?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Man?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
If I if I worked at McDonald's, if I was
the CEO McDonald's, I'd be like nuggets now, anytime of day,
I'd have it. You know how the president has a
diet coke button in his office. I'd have a nuggets
button and a FRI's button in my office. I would
push it and someone's job would be to bring me
the freshest fries you've ever had in your life.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I didn't know that he had that button.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That's why the president. Yeah, yeah, he has a diet
coke button in the in the oval office. He pushes
a button and somebody comes in with a diet coke.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So cool.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Yeah, there's a real housewife with a champagne button in
her closet. So she pushes it and someone brings her
a glass of champagne.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
See I like it.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I love this so much. Yeah, what would your button, Well,
it'd be coke zero zero.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Fred, you know I discovered what did you discover? Cherry
coke zero? You're a lover, You're gonna lover, I'll bring
you one to my car. Yeah, yeah, in her trunk.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
It's a touch of pepper. Continues to be the most
elite of diet drinks. As I'm as, I'm sort of
as im I'm working my way out of soda again,
and I'm I'm working through the diet drinks. I read
a study that says that will help me stop drinking soda.
I think it's working. Someone else said fifty to fifty,
like half diet half the regular one. The problem is
the diet overtakes the flavor of the regular ones, so
it doesn't really work.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
You may as well just drink diet. But yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
A Las Vegas tourist is facing animal cruelty charges after
police say he stole a flamingo I saw that from
the Flamingo Hotel and then turn it into a selfie
props or manage to put it in photos on his
phone led police to arrest him. The flamingos survived, and
the tourist is now facing multiple animal cruelty charges. I
guess this guy, thirty three year old man, he stole
it and took it to his hotel room. The bird's
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name is Peache. He just wanted pictures with it. I'm surprised.
I'm not getting you know how I feel about birds.
I'm not getting near. I don't trust a bird. I
am not kidnapping a bird. It's animal cruelty.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Go to jail. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
He should be nice to peachee the bird. You're not
supposed to take them to your hotel room. This is
not the Hangover movie with the tiger.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
How drunk was he?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
How drunks?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
You have to beat a steal a flaming and bring
it to your hotel room and you'll heard it to
you from what I read, like you heard it, That's
what I read.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Well, he took a picture with his hands around. It's like,
neck't think the bird was The bird is okay now,
but I think stupid, yeah, taking pictures for result social media.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
We've all been really drunk. I don't think anyone's stolen
a bird and brought it to your house.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
A girl in college did go on the Black Web
when she was drunk and buy like some sort of
like wild cat, like a tiger or something, and literally
like put it on her mom's credit card and didn't
remember we're doing it in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So that was wild.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I had a fraternity brother who was a kleptomaniac, and
he in college thought it was funny to steal stuff,
like not like steal a TV. He would steal like
the condom machine from the bar. He'd bring a crowbar
somehow into the bar under his jacket, pry the thing
off and like put it. And then there was like
one day there's a condom machine in the fraternity. I
was like, where did you get this? He's like this
place down the road. At one point, I kid you not,
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I woke up and in the lobby of our fraternity
room was a road.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Sign, but not like not a stop sign, one of.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Those from the highway, like the ones that hang over
the road that are like eight feet tall by ten
feet long. You know, they'll say like, you know, Detroit
and an arrow, you know that right right exactly? Not
even like a street sign like the rectangular ones that
are you know, no, I mean the I'm like, how
did you Like they use a crane to put them up.
(32:53):
I'm like, how did you how did you do that?
He's like, don't worry about that's better than we had
a clepto.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
But she was steal our stuff, and she later did later,
that's petty theft you. I later excellently found her in
adult content she had done, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Okay, wearing your sweater from college and another day and
another thing that young people want, younger people than us
at least. VHS tapes are making a comeback, and some
are now selling for big money. People want and there
are people listening right now who don't even know what
that is a VHS tape, and you can you can
google that and do that. This this is a precursor
(33:28):
to DVDs and the precursor to streaming. But people now
want VHS tapes. They're hunting for old tapes, especially rare
horror movies, cult films, and sealed copies, which can sell
for hundreds or even thousands. So I don't think it's
as much about watching them, because the quality is not
as good as what you can get now. It's it's
that people are buying them to sell them. Steve Aoki
(33:51):
I saw the other day has a gigantic collection of
like old CDs that are still in still wrapped. I'm like, okay, well,
I guess that's a rich people. It's a National Employee
Appreciation Day what do we get in today?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
We get any day pizza party? Now?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
What's here?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
What Adam get us on Friday? What do you get us?
A sixth? Oh no, never bride, no more stuff? Throre
on here. Kaitlin's entertainment report is on The Fresh Show.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
If you have the Internet by now, you probably have
seen that Miss Britney Spears was arrested for a dui
in Ventura County, California. Cops believe she may have been
under the influence of both alcohol and drugs. They pulled
her over after she was driving erradically, allegedly swerving in
and out of lanes, where as they suspected she took
a whole cocktail of a bunch of stuff. But of
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course they're waiting on a toxicology report to confirm what
was in her system. She was booked Thursday morning and
released a few hours later. She was also reportedly taken
to a hospital for testing to measure her intoxication level.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Hearing she was very emotional.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
A rep for her, though, called the incident completely inexcusable,
saying she plans to comply with the.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Law and take response ability.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Also expressed hope that the arrest could become the first
step toward getting the help and support she needs, and
I hope this is true. Apparently loved ones are stepping
into support her, including her two sons, who are expected
to spend time with her while family members work on
a plan focus for her well being. Speaking of that,
there's a former Free Britney advocate who's saying, maybe we.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Shouldn't have freed her.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I know there's like a lot of talk about that,
but this girl, who was very active in that movement,
is like, maybe we made the wrong move. I still
contend that, like her dad did some damage and it
maybe it shouldn't have been him.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But yeah, I certainly hope the best for her.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
And that was my controversial take when she was demanding
to be released from the conservatorship. It's like, okay, so
maybe not her dad, but somebody. It would appear someone
needs to be monitoring things, and maybe it's not whoever's
in the camp now.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, I do think she was taking advantage of but yeah,
there needs to be.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Someone who actually cares and loves her.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
In similar news, justin Timberlake, Britney's X got a small
win in his drunk driving arrest that happened in the
Hampton's after a judge temporarily blocked the release of the
bodycam footage.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What is on this bodycam footage that he is so
afraid of us seeing?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Well, I mean, you remember he got the it was
changed from a dw I to like a much lesser charge, So.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
We're just gonna see that he was really hammered.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I'm not wondering.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
So there's paraphernalia in the car, or there was a
person in the car that shouldn't have been there. There's
something going on here because you know, look, you get
a dui that a lot of famous people have been
caught on bodycam footage and it's you know, you can do.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Whatever that term is. You can.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It's it's public information. You can request to get it.
And we see these, we see it all the time.
Why why is he so intent that we don't see this?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, it's I mean, it's very interesting.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
And remember his story was that he had one martini,
So I mean, I'm sure there's a reason why he doesn't.
And really quick, ozembic oprah is trending that that term
is going viral. I don't know if she's on omba
ozembic I don't care. She looks amazing. She looked unrecognizable
at fashion Week.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
She was so like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
She was obviously tinier, but she had like a very
long ponytail in which we've never seen from miss Oprah.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
She looks great. So I don't care what she's doing,
but that trend is I think she is all. She's
very public about it. The whole town hall about was
she was.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Doing weight Watchers and she was a partner in the business,
and then she got out of that because she was
pivoting to the GLP.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I know she like interviewed people about the GLP ones.
Is she open about being on that. I thought she wasn't. Yeah,
don't quote me, but I thought she was. Okay you
either way, she looks great. I didn't recognize her.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
She's got a long ponytail and she was in her
little fashion week outfit.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
So if you see that trending, that is why.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
And meanwhile, I'm on the Wendy's website of playing for
the Yeah, you guys are all in, you know, not
all of you. Some of you are trying to lose weight.
To me, I'm like, okay, hold on, how do I
get that job.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I agree, like see if they let you bring a friend.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Right, we'll get that and then we do the glps
after they fire.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Us from the jet Fred Hill Radio.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
If you want to catch up on anything you miss,
that's on the free iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Right blocks just a second waiting by the phone. Why
did somebody get ghosted? Show bis Shelley seven pin fifty
in the show. Now we get a tie with Maria
this morning. I have the final keyword in a few
minutes to see Harry Styles in Sydney, Australia. And when
you have them all then I will tell you what
we're doing next. But all I can all I will
say is that within the next I don't know hour
(38:18):
or so, somebody will win the trip to Sydney, Australia
to see Harry Styles.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Right here more pread show Next
You know, there are a lot of hot threads. I
don't know if there are.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's kind of fine. Oh yeah, he was I like
a man and go to work. Yeah. He beat up
with his feet on the ground that he gets there.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You know that's hot.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fred's show is odd. Guys, I got the funk. I
got the funk. I don't know how this is gonna go.
You're gonna have to carry this show like you always do.
I'm just gonna sit back and push the buttons and
just watch the magic.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Jason, Okay, all right, take it away. Go ahead, till
you're the host of the show today. Yeah, okay, good,
I would like to see this good. No, you're the
host of the show. Go yeah, okay, we're just gonna play. First,
we got to say hot everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We just came in.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yep, we gotta see high and then probably like
an introduction with okay, never mind, good morning, Caitlin. Okay,
Hi Jason. Hey, I don't know if I got the funk.
I don't know if it's from flying on planes. I
don't know if it's because I was in a place
where like people have allergies, where like it's already warm.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I don't understand. I don't know the weather changes recently.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yes, what it's sixty degrees then eighty and then sixty
and then fifty, and I can't handle this. This is
the time of year where I just I probably should
just like disappear for a month, take a hiatus. Yeah,
let everything level, right, right, just work it all through
and then I'll come back. Nobody would miss me. It
would be fine. Everybody would be fine talking like that.
Jason could host the show like you just, I mean,
we're perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
He doesn't even open breaks, you don't say hi to anybody.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Here's where I actually i'd like to hear where you
were going. Yeah, I want to play the new bb
rexa song because I like it. So that's what I
would start off with. Okay, don't we talk a little first? No, yeah,
no for play at all. Don't warm it up at
all the planet, No, no, it would Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
This was a tiny good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Right exactly like you got to welcome people and then
you know, got it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, tell me you love them, you appreciate it, We
love you. You all are super hot today.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay all right, yeah yeah right, it's just me in
this room for all the criticism that people have about me.
You just did a whole break without identifying the other
four people that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Are in there, mysterious voice.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
If we're not even here, because it doesn't really meant
there him right, because.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Jason's over here with his speed prop. I was getting.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Just getting fed grapes by these two women here and
his beck and call wipe and his butt.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I didn't even think he needed that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
His hands worked fine, but for some reason, the guy
has moniscus repair surgery. He needs his butt wipe by
two girls on the show. You didn't even ask me
to do it. He's trying to preserve the sexy.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is that what they say? Yeah, you don't need to
see what's going on over here.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, you guys, You guys are the are the ward
the ward maidens. They meet in the morning, They get
downstairs at the parking garage, standing at attention with a wheelchair.
It takes all over the women on the show to
go down there. Everyone leaves to go ten to Jason.
(03:03):
I can I can't wait for my colonoscopy. When you
guys drive me and then stand at attention while they
take a camera.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Right for us, I'm gonna wheel you in here. You
think I'm playing.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I hope you don't have to. I think they remove
the camera before you leave. I don't know the one
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh what do you do?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Tell me more? Tell me more.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I got you a side job. Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, we're going for fully licensed this one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'm excited for you to have the long toot after
the colon.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I know, I know you don't like it, but it
like lasts for forty five minutes and like you're supposed
to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
But like for you, I know it's going to be yeah,
because you gotta let the air out.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh god, I don't even know any details. Just jesus
take the wheel, man, I'm going to show up. Just
go ahead and knock me out. I mean you can
undress me too, like I don't care. In fact, knock
me out the night before and then just wake me
up when September ends, man, wake me up when it's
till over, and like it'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I just yeah, that would I want to be for
that too, Okay, I don't care. Okay, Well again, I
got two ladies that will stand it attention to do
whatever it takes around here.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yes, we will.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
We will definitely humble you. I've been in positions that
I didn't think that I would ever be in, or
having these ladies push me around, or Mike having to
help me get my chone'es on. You know, it's it
humbles you and you say like, wow, I think that's
called intimacy. And I don't think I could ever get there.
(04:34):
I just don't because one, I don't like to be
a burden that anybody. Two and I know I know
that's you and you're not because you do so much
for other people. But two, they are just things that
I'm not comfort like when people talk about, well, you know,
you live with someone else, you know, like last if
it's my maturity, like you know, bodily functions and and
(04:55):
all kinds of sort of like un sexy things that
happened when you live with another human and like you
need to deal with that, like you need to you know,
be a man or whatever. It's like, oh no, no, no, no,
I've hat people over there.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You're a man.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I've hit people over the years in.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
This room on the text on the call criticize me
man for being like like like like I'm like, it's
a maturity issue for me that I am a little
bit freaked out by other people's bodily functions, but I'm
freaked out by my. It's not other people, it's all
bodily functions. Like I don't like my bodily functions. So
the idea that someone actually now lives and uses the
(05:31):
same like bathroom where I have to do things that
are unspeakable, I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't. I don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I think the whole thing is though, that you can
be that way until you know God laughs and puts
you in a situation like Jason where he literally had
to surrender, which is.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Exactly what which is like that I I wouldn't be
good in that situation. And it's not because it's not
human or because it's just because I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'm myself. I don't I'll be embarrassed. Man, this is
all so natural. It is like what you're going through
is humbling. But but that's why you have a support system.
You have a partner, you have friends, you have family,
Like this is what people do in life. Unfortunately, you
never know our life's gonna catch you.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And yeah, and then when you're when you don't. You
can lipe your butt in private, which is wonderful.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's wonderful, too cocky, right, but how how would I
do that?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, if there's no one around, then things can get
a little you know, we're not really worried, you know,
because eventually I'll be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Then I'll get your nurse. All good.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, well if we're not available.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But even that, even that would I know, I'm just
I'm a weirdo. Like I'm a weirdo. I don't like
my own stuff. How am I gonna do with somebody else?
And then I certainly don't want somebody else dealing with
my stuff on my behalf.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, Jason's a weirdo in the sense that he doesn't
want anyone to help him ever, maybe not the bodily stuff.
But so I think you guys are weirdos in different ways.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
And Jason got mad at me because I was like, Jason,
like I love you, but sometimes I feel like it don't.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Like not be my friend anymore, but I feel like
sometimes you.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Have like the Jesus complex, and I'm like it's it's
like I I'm gonna give give.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Give to the world, but like you won't let others
give to you.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
She just called you Jesus and all I said that
you were like, I mean, it is, but I'm also
like a we gotta let going, like God on this one.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, I just don't ever.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I hate asking anyone for help, and I hate having
to feel that like my personal stuff becomes work for
other people.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Let's keep going so hard. Let's keep going hard that
we have to get surgery on our knee, right, And
that's why and Bed God.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Put me in this position I'm in now.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, guys, I just I hate myself today because I
don't feel good.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I know, I don't feel well.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And it started last night and I got home wason't
feeling well, and so for whatever reason, I was looking
for things to watch. I finished watching Jury Duty on
Amazon Prime, which, because it's a new season coming up,
this is not new. People are listening now going yeah, dude,
that was like a couple of years ago and or
maybe more than that, where you been well. I knew
that a new season was coming so and my friend
was telling me, you need to watch this.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's actually pretty good. Do you have you seen this?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
The premise of the show is that a guy's doing
jury duty, and there's a documentary team following him to
like get the gist of what it's like to be
in a jury But and this is not like a spoiler,
but everybody involved except for him as an actor, the
entire thing is fake except for him, So the whole
(08:14):
thing is scripted and he's the only one that doesn't know.
And it's really well done, Like it's very clever, it's
very funny, and it's actually very sweet, and I don't
want to give too much away, but like I thought
it was really it was really good.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And I was actually sad that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
The same crew of people are not in the second
season from what I can tell, but they probably can't be.
It can't be the same scenario because people would probably
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And the fact that this guy never figured it out.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And then in the last episode, I hope this isn't
a spoiler either, they sort of show moments where the
cast did screw it up because it's mostly ad lib,
like where they called another actor by their real name
in the midst of it. Because a lot of it's
not like actual wordscript because you don't know what that
guy's going to do, so it's like a general idea.
These people are all just just like improv experts, and
(09:02):
they really could. But there are all these moments and
he caught a few of them where he's like, why
did you call her Cassandra? Her name is whatever? And
then they had to like and they were for him.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Then there are.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Producers in a rooms and we're scurrying to change the
storyline to figure out how to cover that screw up.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And then it was really like, it's good anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I watched it, and I watch all of it, So
then I pivoted, guys, I pivoted m hm to whatever
that love is blind show is. And I hate myself,
I hate I hate myself. I hate these people. I
hate them. I hate myself and I hate these people.
And I've only gotten through I think one episode.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Have you watched the whole season?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
My husband watches the whole season, and I like, come
in the room. I'm in and out, so I kind
of get what's going on. But I've heard that watches, Yeah,
you guys loves a dating show.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
He loves a dating show. So guys, it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's just so bad and oh my god, and I
just I squirmed, like last night that episode I don't
I'm not kidding to get anything away either, but episode
one and I have no idea how much time has elapsed.
But it can't be long, you know, cause it shows
like the premise of the show, if you don't know,
is you've got a group of men and a group
of women and they live on like separate sides of
(10:14):
a warehouse. And then they put them in these pods
and they go on dates and am using air quotes.
But they there's like a partition between them and all
they can hear are each other's voices, but they don't
have any concept of what the other looks like, and
they're not allowed to ask. Now, a lot of these
guys and girls get a little crafty, you know, and
they're like, so, what are your what are your hobbyists?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Do they involve I don't know, like going to the gym?
You know? Do you enjoy lifting things? Like? You know?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
But you can't flat out say like are you black
or white? Are you you know? What do you have?
Whatever you could? You can hint around it, but you
cannot just come out. I guess according to the rules
and just be like, tell me what you look like?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Are you fat?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You know, or whatever, whatever you're into or whatever you're
not into, you can't do. And so, like last night
in episode one and again, so I don't know, they
have these dates, and I guess over time they can
choose to spend more time. I think with certain people
after they've met everybody, you know, they can be like, what, yeah,
like I had a better connection with well, they all
(11:13):
I think it's it's all. They all startin pods. Yeah,
it's all pods. But then they could be like, I
want more time.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
With so and so.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So you start to like, you know, hone in on
the people that you think you might like the best.
And then they go in the little room, the communal
room with all the men and all the women, and
they talk about who they're dating and say, you're not
dating you don't know, you know, like and then it's like, well,
I hope that so and so is not your interest
because that's mine. And then they start to like bicker
(11:40):
over who. Okay, So last night in episode one, I
can only imagine it's been a couple of days total
that this has been shooting at this point. One dude,
is I love you, baby? I love you so much.
I want to be with you for the rest of
my On one day, she's crying, Oh my god, he proposes.
I'm like, I'm just I'm I'm literally in the fetal
position at this point.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm going, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You know? And then another scene is two people who've
never seen each other fighting. They start and then she goes,
I don't think this is gonna work. We can't be
in a relationship together. You're not in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You just missed.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
A producer handed you a flower from this man, you know,
and he's on the other side eating beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And I'm just going, I think anybody can get caught
up in the idea. It's it's at least with the
same thing is true with the Bachelor, but at least
on the Bachelor, like you could sort of see if
there's chemistry because you're like really in front of the person.
But the whole thing is you're talking to someone. I
get that, I get the concept. But you go in
believing that you're gonna leave engaged. So you're already programmed
(12:50):
that like I'm supposed to fall in love, like this
is a sign, this is fate.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And then you go in there and you're.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Just talking to someone, and then I feel like there's
this rush to make sure I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I feel like it's a lot of factors.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Like I feel like it's like being stripped of your
job social media, like shut out from the world, Like
that's one thing, and the only people you have to
talk to are like the people that you're living with,
and then the people that you're talking to in the pod,
So that probably speeds things up.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And also the kinds of people that apply are.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Probably like I'm sick of, you know, the dating, I'm
sick of the apps, whatever. I'm ready to try something
new because I do want to get married, so like
it's probably a different.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Kind of person, you know. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
What did I see last night? A girl they get
in a fight.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
She's talking to like four men, which is I'm not
judging that, Like that's the concept.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's that's the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You know, You jugglead people until you find the people
you like the best, and then they get in some
kind of fight and they're both angry, and I'm like,
you don't know each other at all.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, fighting with someone who just smiled.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
She's not personal, like it's I mean, it's personal, I guess,
but like I'm fighting with a voice, you know. Then
they get a fight, and then the one woman comes
in sobbing over this fight with this man she's ever seen,
and I'm just going, what is going?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Like, how emotionally fragile are you?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's so upsetting, I know I can see that.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And then Bella, she's Bella, you know, our producer.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Stop watching she's.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Been watching it.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
And then she you know, I walk in and I
three steps in the door of fred you know, she's
eighteen red bulls ahead of me or whatever she drinks,
and it's like, you know, we got to talk about this.
I'm like, I can't talk about this right now. I
need a minute. I don't have a voice. I need
a minute exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I don't know. But you can you can bet I'll
watch the whole damn thing. I mean, you can bet
that I will finish it now. But it just makes
me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Is it a good season?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I used to watch? I kind of gave up, like
I was like, this is the same song and dance
every time?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, that is it's very formula, like I don't know.
I think I watched the first season and then I
haven't watched any other seasons, and then I'm watching this.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You watched Dring covid, I remember, remember, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But that mean that with desperate times called for desperate message.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh yeah, we were watching it. I mean Tiger Gang
had its moment.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I tell you, yeah, we're seeing a lot less of
Nicolache and and Vanessa, which I think they're very nice people,
and I you know, I'm a big ninety eight degrees guy,
like shout out to Nick.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But I didn't understand their role really the same.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
And I thought, as a hobby and hobbies, like, why
are you so bothered? And I'm like, I'm not bothered.
I was like, I just don't understand.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I think I'm just jealous.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I'd like to be the host of a viral Netflix
series where all I do is comeing to the beginning
and go welcome everyone, and then and then every now
and again popping and go how are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You know? And then and then that's it, Like if
we don't need you for this?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Oh man, Chris Harrison job, I used to look and
be like he gets to fly across the world just
to say, like, ladies, yeah, Fred, this is the final road,
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And then he steps back like.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Buddy, buddy with everybody you have, buddy up and be like, so,
how you feeling about this?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You knows direction? Is your heart leading you?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Right right?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Best job? Yeah they gave it to that Jesse guy.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
He's hot, but he's no Chris, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
No, it should have been one of us. Oh, should
have been one of them. It could have been you
could have been me. No one called doing my age
is anything? I have no idea anyway. I don't understand
the show clearly.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But what do you mean? I think I fully understand it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I just I think it's a disaster, which is why
it's great television, right, Like all the things I'm saying
are the reasons why this is compelling to watch. But
it makes me so uncomfortable, like you're ruining your life
right now. And I mean there is a success rate.
I don't think it's very high. There are people who
have over time, you know, I've been made and had
(16:30):
kids and all that, and that's wonderful, But I think
it's a numbers get I think it's just you got lucky.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
There's just no way.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
And I do understand that people can connect without ever
seeing each other, but I think it's risky. And I
also think we're talking about people who are on there
very well and apparently they're not. According to someone, if
I keep watching, it gets worse and people start acting up.
But in theory, you know you're being filmed and you
know the thing, and you know that everyone's going to
watch this, so you're really not e I don't think
(16:58):
you're getting a truly authentic version of anybody, because I mean,
if I were on I was thinking last night, like,
first of all, these guys just so cheesy, so incredibly cheesy,
and then I'm watching this, going, how would I act
if I were on Levis Flind Because I don't know.
I tend to be pretty direct. I tend to be
very sarcastic. I tend to be great satirical, but but
(17:20):
that doesn't work for everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
But I don't think it would play very well.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
So I think you either lean into being like a
villain or something, or you're not yourself because you're putting
on this this because all they can hear is your voice,
and all they know are your words, so like you're
you're putting on this thing.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I don't have a poker face.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
So like if when I saw them and like, I'm sorry,
I have to think the person I'm with is hot,
I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
But I wouldn't be able to hide.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Like, you know, if I was like, oh.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
The door slides open and then I'm like, oh boys,
I'd be you know, like back up.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
There you are.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's probably the topic, by the way, is people are
texting my love is blind.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
But mike' said during COVID.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
We watched sign spinning on ESPN, which is I've said,
Jason a few of them where I'm like, you know,
there's an Excel Championship, like the spreadsheet software an Excel
World Championship, and there I believe that it's shown on
television and there are commentators.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's an email championship.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Like, look, I get it. It's hard in the media
these days.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Man, it's hard to get a gig, it's hard to
get a show, it's hard to get a you know whatever.
But if you were if I'm an aspiring sports commentator
in ESPN's like we're gonna put you on the Ode Show.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Bro, But here's your break.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You're gonna be on an ode show and you're gonna
do the Excel Championship live from Topeka, Kansas, you.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Know, the Convention Center.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I mean, I would do it, but like, I wouldn't
feel great about it, you know. I agree fred On
Love is Blind is a hot mess? Oh well, on
Love is Blind? Okay, not fred On Love is Blind.
I agree with fred On Love is Oh Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I think you'd be a great like.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I think you'd get a lot of airtime, but probably yeah,
Like I.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Think I would just tank my whole life for the
sake of other people's entertainment.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I wouldn't how would you creatively figure out?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Well, you don't really have a physical type, so I
guess that wouldn't matter to you.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
But I think I would either go in with absolute
sincere intention or I would go in and I would
just play everybody like, oh, I'm so into you, I'm
so into you, I'm sowing to you, I'm so in
to you me. And then when the girl's like, did
you tell Samantha that you're falling for her? I never
said that, you know, just like everybody, I never said that,
(19:37):
Like she's a liar. She's a freaking liar. And then
the other girl comes in like, but did you call
me a liar?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Dude? She's spinning stuff. Man, she's so into me, she
can't help it.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Like people would love it, but I would come out
I would need like security, because.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That's another thing I'm noticing.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I don't know that I've gotten more DMS about any
one thing that I have about love is blind in
the last twenty four hours. And everyone's like, this guy's
a jerker, this guy's terrible, and this guy would have
like again. We talked to Mark Long from road Rules
Fame a couple of weeks ago on the Tangent if
you watched the road Rules Real World, if you're of
that era, and I did ask him the question, you've
been you were on that show and you've made a
(20:12):
whole career out of it. Are you able to do
anything else other than be the guy from reality TV?
And his answer is no, because I'm the king of
reality TV or something. He's he's really lead. He's decided,
like I think, the answer is no. I cannot be
associated with anything else. I could never be your dentist
because people would be like Oh that's the guy from
the real world.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
He owned it and he's extended it. So I guess
you have to believe in yourself that hard, and.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Maybe in this career would be a good thing.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
But I feel like I would need personal security out
here in these streets. If I like played everybody and
then tried to walk around the airport or whatever, people be.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Like, you're the villain for sure, But it might be
really good. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Maybe all audition, they're all much younger though they're in
their like late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That voice though the girls would go wild.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
That's true, well, especially the sick one.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, I need They would have no idea.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Honestly, I need to.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I need to get in the studio and make it
like a movie trailer demo right now. And then when
they actually like they're like, oh, this guy could do
movie trailers.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But then they didn't realize I was sick.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Then I have to go like lick a park bench
to get to get sick again so I can get
so I can get back to form from my movie
trailer voice. Let's do biggest stories of the day next
after Teddy swims it's the Fred Show, Friend's biggest stories
of the day. Any the way, that's probably the topic.
But eight five five three five, what is the thing
(21:32):
that you found yourself watching on you know whatever TikTok
and Instagram reels on TV or whatever you streamed it.
What is the thing you found yourself watching that you're like,
I cannot believe I'm watching this.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Because the stuff with infomercials.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Back when infomercials were really big, I used to watch,
like late at night, I would watch them.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I was fascinated by it. I'm like, this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Who's the guy with the orange juice and the spilling?
Was there? A guy was spilling?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
There was a guy was spilling.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
There was a guy that flex seal, guy that would like,
you know, tape a boat together and sail away the
metal pipe. Right then it was the slap shop guy.
That was a long time ago, but you know it's
I'd see the same infomercial. I'd watch it over and
over when I was a kid. That Ron will Feel
food dehydrator commercial. Yeah, i'd watch that one. I already
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know what's gonna happen. He's gonna chop stuff up and
put it in the hydrator and then or the or
the the one that was magic. This was this was
before air fryar fame is. He had like a rotisserie
grill and they would ye rosaderie and they can take
anything on the show and stick it on a spit
and stick it in there, and then an hour later
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you had like this bone appetite. Everybody like this amazing,
you know, like perfectly roasted anything.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Those people like deserve to raise because like their ability
to like be excited about something for like an hour
and I really, you know, find new ways that it
could help your life.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You got me excited about consumer electronics.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Right, I'm jacked two I am. I can't sleep one night.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You know, I may have I may have inhaled some
secondhand THHC smoke legally I hate.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
And it was it was tag.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
There was was I believe It's called World Chase Tag
and they run around like an obstacle course and have
to tag each other thirty minutes later.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Still watch it, Yeah, absolutely still on.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
But yeah, I find myself watching all kinds of ridiculous
things because I have nothing. I don't have like a
child yelling at me or anything. But I'm just I'm
just curious. Sham wow. The orange juice guy with sham wow, thank.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
You, Yes, okay, sham wow.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Watching people try and peel the shells off a raw
egg without breaking the egg.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Watch that one too. I did watch that one too.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I watched that for hours.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yep. They had like surgeons doing it.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Uh huh, you know, being like would like break and
you would go everywhere.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Weird like rubbery thing like that. You. Yeah, I watched that.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
For a long set it and forget it. Yeah, someone
knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, the Miracle Blade New
Wave oven. Oh yeah, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Us a blender.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Oh yeah yeah. And it's like that looks amazing. I
need it, Like all, I got it. I just stick
all this stuff in there and push a button. It
comes out looking like Smoothie King.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Unbelievable severe storms could affect nearly sixty million people from
Texas to the Great Lakes today, according to forecasts. Meteorologists
warn that some storms, including super cells, might develop throughout
the day, with the most intense activity likely in the
evening and overnight. The highest tornado risk stretches from Madison, Wisconsin,
down to Dallas. On Thursday, powerful storms swept across the
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southern plains, bringing numerous tornado threats from Texas to the Midwest.
Louisiana was also rattled by a magnitude four point nine earthquake,
one of the strongest recorded in the state, though no
damage or injuries were immediately reported.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Great news guys.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
NASA says the chance of an asteroid hitting the Moon
in twenty thirty two, as reported on The Fred Show,
of course, is now zero, So there's now at least
one thing less to worry about it. And I don't
I'm sure something bad would happen. I don't know what
happen to something happens to the Moon. It's got to
be something gravitational or something bad would happen or light
(25:06):
I'm too stupid to know. But anyway, all I know
is that it's not going to happen. Now, there was
a four point three percent probability of a direct impact
of an asteroid to the Moon.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Now they're saying none.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What about Earth?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
No word on Earth? Okay, no word.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
But I think we have bigger things to worry about
than things are coming from space. I think we got
some other things.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Going on right now. We got to attend to.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Apple Music is announcing an AI transparency tag.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
We're just talking about this yesterday.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
But the problem with this is for some people is
that it's voluntary. So they're implementing a new Artificial Intelligence
TRANSPARENCYED tag to flag content that is created by AI.
The streaming platform announced the latest uptake, calling them transparency tags.
Any composition, track, music, video, or art wook that artwork
art Wook art work that was created with AI is
(25:51):
required to be listed under the AI TRANSPARENCYED tag.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The catch, though, is that.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Disclosure is still up to the distributor and record label,
and Apple Music is noted if omitted, none is assumed.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That means it's not mandatory.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
In a newsletter, Apple says that proper tagging of content
is the first step and giving the music industry the
data and tools needed to develop thoughtful policies around AI.
Southwest Airlines, man, they're making everybody mad. You know, they
got rid of their little sticks in the gate area.
You know the sticks. You got to stand by your
stake and fight with the person. Well, I'm a five,
(26:26):
I'm ade right then I get on the airplane before
you and I get to choose from the two hundred
seats before YouTube.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, they're not doing so hard.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
And now they've got a sign seating people don't like that,
mad about that. And then people I've seen a lot
of industry folks I know on social media Facebook specifically,
because you know, I like to go there and torture myself.
They're upset because they travel like every day and they
used to have, you know, a status with Southwest, which
meant they got to fly the plane, and now apparently
they don't have that, Like it's you know, the way
(26:56):
this has all been reshuffled. It doesn't work well for
them or something. They're mad. Southwest Airlines is reportedly testing
a new cleaning approach that would focus only on the
extra legroom seats in the front instead of cleaning the
entire cabin between flights. They're only going to clean the
premium seats now. So like if somebody, I don't know,
what the hell has if somebody changed your baby's diaper,
(27:18):
like stuck the thing in the you know, which you
should never do, of course, but if you you know,
I don't know. People are just disgusting and I and
I think it's Southwest. The flight attendants are the ones
who clean the planes, unlike some airlines who they have
a cleaning crew, so between flights they like go and
pick up the trash, right, I guess now they're saying now.
Normally Southwest planes turn around quickly between flights, with flight
attendants mostly tidying up trash and seat belts rather than
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doing a full cleaning. Under this test, though, a cleaning
crew would briefly board to clean the premium section, while
standard economy seats would continue to get only the quick tidy.
So someone's gonna like professionally clean the front, but then
the back is I won't see what happens. Craigs wore
that passengers will notice the difference between sections and blame
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flight attendants, while the airline says the goal is simply
to improve service for premium seats during tight turnaround times.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I don't know. I don't like him.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
If you're looking for a job, Wendy's is going to
pay somebody one hundred thousand dollars for a Chief Tasting officer.
The role is real and mostly involves eating Wendy's food,
reviewing it, and creating social media content about burgers, fries,
and frosteeds. The job is largely remote, with occasional visits
to a local Wendy's or appearances in brand videos and ads.
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You don't have to have any traditional qualification, just a
good palette, personality on camera and a love of Wendy's food.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
For one hundred grand, one.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Hundred grand, I'll start eating beef again. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'm in. I would do. They're good too. I'm in.
I'm absolutely in.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Have you seen in the controversy now all the fast
food CEOs are going at each other after the McDonald's
robot ceo posted a video eating a sandwich and like
you can tell this man who had just left pilates
and eating a green shape and he absolutely did not
want to do.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
This, taking the world's smallest bite out of his burger.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
He kept calling the Archburger whatever, the new Arches Burger
a product.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh, this product has been tested. It's a burger Man.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Like I know, I know that you're in that world
where you're like pushing you know, food on humans, and
you know you use all these industry product and whatever
other roi and whatever other sort.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Of that's a guy who's a circle back. He's done
it like so much. I was like wait is it real?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Like is it a burger?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
And then he went on this like two cents, think
about how well this is my lunch. By the way,
who cares?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Man?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
If I if I worked at McDonald's, if I was
the CEO McDonald's, I'd be like nuggets now, anytime of day,
I'd have it. You know how the president has a
diet coke button in his office. I'd have a nuggets
button and a FRI's button in my office. I would
push it and someone's job would be to bring me
the freshest fries you've ever had in your life.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I didn't know that he had that button.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That's why the president. Yeah, yeah, he has a diet
coke button in the in the oval office. He pushes
a button and somebody comes in with a diet coke.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So cool.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Yeah, there's a real housewife with a champagne button in
her closet. So she pushes it and someone brings her
a glass of champagne.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
See I like it.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I love this so much. Yeah, what would your button, Well,
it'd be coke zero zero.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Fred, you know I discovered what did you discover? Cherry
coke zero? You're a lover, You're gonna lover, I'll bring
you one to my car. Yeah, yeah, in her trunk.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
It's a touch of pepper. Continues to be the most
elite of diet drinks. As I'm as, I'm sort of
as im I'm working my way out of soda again,
and I'm I'm working through the diet drinks. I read
a study that says that will help me stop drinking soda.
I think it's working. Someone else said fifty to fifty,
like half diet half the regular one. The problem is
the diet overtakes the flavor of the regular ones, so
it doesn't really work.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
You may as well just drink diet. But yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
A Las Vegas tourist is facing animal cruelty charges after
police say he stole a flamingo I saw that from
the Flamingo Hotel and then turn it into a selfie
props or manage to put it in photos on his
phone led police to arrest him. The flamingos survived, and
the tourist is now facing multiple animal cruelty charges. I
guess this guy, thirty three year old man, he stole
it and took it to his hotel room. The bird's
(31:07):
name is Peache. He just wanted pictures with it. I'm surprised.
I'm not getting you know how I feel about birds.
I'm not getting near. I don't trust a bird. I
am not kidnapping a bird. It's animal cruelty.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Go to jail. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
He should be nice to peachee the bird. You're not
supposed to take them to your hotel room. This is
not the Hangover movie with the tiger.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
How drunk was he?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
How drunks?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
You have to beat a steal a flaming and bring
it to your hotel room and you'll heard it to
you from what I read, like you heard it, That's
what I read.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Well, he took a picture with his hands around. It's like,
neck't think the bird was The bird is okay now,
but I think stupid, yeah, taking pictures for result social media.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
We've all been really drunk. I don't think anyone's stolen
a bird and brought it to your house.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
A girl in college did go on the Black Web
when she was drunk and buy like some sort of
like wild cat, like a tiger or something, and literally
like put it on her mom's credit card and didn't
remember we're doing it in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So that was wild.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I had a fraternity brother who was a kleptomaniac, and
he in college thought it was funny to steal stuff,
like not like steal a TV. He would steal like
the condom machine from the bar. He'd bring a crowbar
somehow into the bar under his jacket, pry the thing
off and like put it. And then there was like
one day there's a condom machine in the fraternity. I
was like, where did you get this? He's like this
place down the road. At one point, I kid you not,
(32:25):
I woke up and in the lobby of our fraternity
room was a road.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Sign, but not like not a stop sign, one of.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Those from the highway, like the ones that hang over
the road that are like eight feet tall by ten
feet long. You know, they'll say like, you know, Detroit
and an arrow, you know that right right exactly? Not
even like a street sign like the rectangular ones that
are you know, no, I mean the I'm like, how
did you Like they use a crane to put them up.
(32:53):
I'm like, how did you how did you do that?
He's like, don't worry about that's better than we had
a clepto.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
But she was steal our stuff, and she later did later,
that's petty theft you. I later excellently found her in
adult content she had done, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Okay, wearing your sweater from college and another day and
another thing that young people want, younger people than us
at least. VHS tapes are making a comeback, and some
are now selling for big money. People want and there
are people listening right now who don't even know what
that is a VHS tape, and you can you can
google that and do that. This this is a precursor
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to DVDs and the precursor to streaming. But people now
want VHS tapes. They're hunting for old tapes, especially rare
horror movies, cult films, and sealed copies, which can sell
for hundreds or even thousands. So I don't think it's
as much about watching them, because the quality is not
as good as what you can get now. It's it's
that people are buying them to sell them. Steve Aoki
(33:51):
I saw the other day has a gigantic collection of
like old CDs that are still in still wrapped. I'm like, okay, well,
I guess that's a rich people. It's a National Employee
Appreciation Day what do we get in today?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
We get any day pizza party? Now?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
What's here?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
What Adam get us on Friday? What do you get us?
A sixth? Oh no, never bride, no more stuff? Throre
on here. Kaitlin's entertainment report is on The Fresh Show.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
If you have the Internet by now, you probably have
seen that Miss Britney Spears was arrested for a dui
in Ventura County, California. Cops believe she may have been
under the influence of both alcohol and drugs. They pulled
her over after she was driving erradically, allegedly swerving in
and out of lanes, where as they suspected she took
a whole cocktail of a bunch of stuff. But of
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course they're waiting on a toxicology report to confirm what
was in her system. She was booked Thursday morning and
released a few hours later. She was also reportedly taken
to a hospital for testing to measure her intoxication level.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Hearing she was very emotional.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
A rep for her, though, called the incident completely inexcusable,
saying she plans to comply with the.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Law and take response ability.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Also expressed hope that the arrest could become the first
step toward getting the help and support she needs, and
I hope this is true. Apparently loved ones are stepping
into support her, including her two sons, who are expected
to spend time with her while family members work on
a plan focus for her well being. Speaking of that,
there's a former Free Britney advocate who's saying, maybe we.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Shouldn't have freed her.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I know there's like a lot of talk about that,
but this girl, who was very active in that movement,
is like, maybe we made the wrong move. I still
contend that, like her dad did some damage and it
maybe it shouldn't have been him.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But yeah, I certainly hope the best for her.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
And that was my controversial take when she was demanding
to be released from the conservatorship. It's like, okay, so
maybe not her dad, but somebody. It would appear someone
needs to be monitoring things, and maybe it's not whoever's
in the camp now.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, I do think she was taking advantage of but yeah,
there needs to be.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Someone who actually cares and loves her.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
In similar news, justin Timberlake, Britney's X got a small
win in his drunk driving arrest that happened in the
Hampton's after a judge temporarily blocked the release of the
bodycam footage.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What is on this bodycam footage that he is so
afraid of us seeing?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Well, I mean, you remember he got the it was
changed from a dw I to like a much lesser charge, So.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
We're just gonna see that he was really hammered.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I'm not wondering.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
So there's paraphernalia in the car, or there was a
person in the car that shouldn't have been there. There's
something going on here because you know, look, you get
a dui that a lot of famous people have been
caught on bodycam footage and it's you know, you can do.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Whatever that term is. You can.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It's it's public information. You can request to get it.
And we see these, we see it all the time.
Why why is he so intent that we don't see this?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, it's I mean, it's very interesting.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
And remember his story was that he had one martini,
So I mean, I'm sure there's a reason why he doesn't.
And really quick, ozembic oprah is trending that that term
is going viral. I don't know if she's on omba
ozembic I don't care. She looks amazing. She looked unrecognizable
at fashion Week.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
She was so like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
She was obviously tinier, but she had like a very
long ponytail in which we've never seen from miss Oprah.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
She looks great. So I don't care what she's doing,
but that trend is I think she is all. She's
very public about it. The whole town hall about was
she was.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Doing weight Watchers and she was a partner in the business,
and then she got out of that because she was
pivoting to the GLP.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I know she like interviewed people about the GLP ones.
Is she open about being on that. I thought she wasn't. Yeah,
don't quote me, but I thought she was. Okay you
either way, she looks great. I didn't recognize her.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
She's got a long ponytail and she was in her
little fashion week outfit.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
So if you see that trending, that is why.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
And meanwhile, I'm on the Wendy's website of playing for
the Yeah, you guys are all in, you know, not
all of you. Some of you are trying to lose weight.
To me, I'm like, okay, hold on, how do I
get that job.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I agree, like see if they let you bring a friend.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Right, we'll get that and then we do the glps
after they fire.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Us from the jet Fred Hill Radio.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
If you want to catch up on anything you miss,
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Speaker 3 (37:58):
Right blocks just a second waiting by the phone. Why
did somebody get ghosted? Show bis Shelley seven pin fifty
in the show. Now we get a tie with Maria
this morning. I have the final keyword in a few
minutes to see Harry Styles in Sydney, Australia. And when
you have them all then I will tell you what
we're doing next. But all I can all I will
say is that within the next I don't know hour
(38:18):
or so, somebody will win the trip to Sydney, Australia
to see Harry Styles.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
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