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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My latest one was bad ants in the house.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I was like, what did you have to do so
bad in your past life that you come back as
an ant?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, No, it's a full intelligence briefing every morning. It's intense.
That's what you're doing in there? Yeah, what'd you tell?
Would never mind? I will start to Fread's show is
on Wednesday, May six, The Fred Show is here. Good morning, Kayleb,
Good morning, Hi, Jase, bra Hikiki, good morning Shelby, Shelley
in just a second. In the showdown, game show Wednesday,
which means definitely gonna be Paulina after that, our general
(00:28):
knowledge trivia game, Kiki karaoke after that, and we're talking
it's a bird themed kiki karaoke because Kaylen, you tried
to make best friends with a goose yesterday. I just
want to be friends.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It was keeping her babies warm, and now you have
half of a nose.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It wasn't me, invit As a result of that, I
brought my baby but invitter, no no.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And I also wasn't calling you a goose. It will someday.
It's a Fread show. Do you have what it's Tilly Goose?
Showbiz Shelley in the showdown. Did you see on our
social show bus the actual skill shot of a goose
attacking Kayala to the club. I couldn't believe that story.
(01:13):
I still don't believe it. I thought you guys at
first were like making stuff. What other radio show you know? No,
it's so true. It's so true. I walk out, bloodstre
It's just streaming down. Caylen's face, half of her nose
is gone, and the goose in a in a in
a flower box looking over like I told you, lady,
I try, I hit you. I gave you ample notice
(01:34):
to get away from me, and you, lady, crazy lady
still came up. He scare me. When my kids trying
to go up, they show no, no, no, no, you
can't reason with the bird. You can't reason with the bird. Yesterday, No, no, no.
Crystal is here, Crystelle, Hi, good morning. Hold on. It
(01:55):
was Crystal was brought to my attention that you live
in the in the d m V the Washington d Maryland,
Virginia area. Is that correct? That is true? Yes, this
is wild to me. This is a listener number one
of thirteen. You are number one. We don't have thirteen
we're trying to get to thirteen listeners there, but you're
listener number one. Christelle, we got one. Yes, thank you.
(02:19):
I don't know what happened. You accidentally stumbled on this thing.
I don't know, so beautiful you forgot your phone. I
don't know what happened. But if you were to describe Kaylin,
if you were to describe Christelle for the people out
there who can't see her because it's the radio, how
would you describe her?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
So you know, I've been talking about my nineties nose
all morning, and she has the essence of a nineties supermodel.
You remember the Cindy, the Christie, all those girls. People
always say like, we don't have those iconic supermodels anymore,
But she carries the essence and she shares her gift
with us, and she doesn't have to, and that should
being in her presence, And.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I feel it now. I can remember growing up as
a child of the nineties and nine o two one oh,
like there was nothing hotter than the people on that show,
and I think Christelle would have fit right in right,
And she's all we have.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
There's no more real beauty anymore, No just her, No,
it's all manufactured right then.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But then there's Cristill from the DMV and I'm in
love with you. Yeah, honestly, would you love to go say?
You know what, Calein and I are going to wrestle
the duck for you, okay, generous? Yeah, and that we're
generous people. Seven hundred and fifty bucks. I need you
to lose. I need you to lose so we can
pay this woman off. Okay, all right, good luck ry Chris,
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good luck off. She goes, sound boof poof Christel. She
cannot hear these questions. Number one for you who joined
Stevie Nicks for a duet of Landslide at the met Gala.
Three Okay, that's right, we go four left. I can't
help you cheat quite yet because this game. You know,
we played this game at a high level of integrity. Okay.
(03:54):
Zoe Kravis, his ex fiance, started posting cryptic messages after
news broke that she and Harry Style are engaged after
eight months of dating. Name the X three Kravitz except
Zoe Kravitz, Zoey Kravitz's ex fiancee daughter three. Oh, Zoe
Kravitz ex fiance Is that magic myke guy? Yes? He
(04:17):
is I'm trying, but I don't think we can't accept
that you're gonna get three though, So this is fine.
Cameron Diaz and her husband announced they secretly welcome their
third child. Is she married? This is a fifty to
fifty one. Is she married to Joel or Benji Madden?
Joel or Benji Madden? I think it's Benji. This is
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how one person haven't don't unbelievable? Which rapper dropped m
i A from his tour after she got booed for
a political ran during a stop in Dallas three two
Yes okay? And Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, Ann Hathaway, and
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Stanley Tucci said that they would consider a third installment
of this popular movie as long as the script is good.
What's the movie, Chrystell? Yes, yes, that is what a
great school. And nice of you to just not get
them all to make it easier for Shelley. She got
a two, but she knew all five. The game was
(05:31):
just too easy for her. Honestly, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeahous exactly, beauty, intelligence, generosity, not like mother Teresa yea Christelle,
Oh yeah, Dan to act unbelievable who joined Stevie Nicks
for a duet of Landslide at the met GALAA carpenter.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yah Zoe Cravis's ex fiance started posting cryptic messages after
news broke that she and Harry Stous are engaged after
eight months of dating. Name the x Tatum Yeah Cameron
he as in her husband announced that they secretly welcome
their third child. Is she married to Joel or Benji Madden?
Benji Benji is right? Which rapper dropped mi i A
(06:09):
from his tour after she got booed for a political
rant during a stop in Dallas. Oh Yerie he talked
to and I was looking for kid cutting kid Cuddy,
Meryl Street, Emily Blunde and Hathaway and Stanley Tucci. Stanley Tucci?
Are you rolling? Said that they would consider a third
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installment of this popular movie as long as the script
is good. Yeah, that's a four. That's a win, all right. Christelle,
so you're relatively new to this, which you have to say,
my name is Christelle. I got showed up on the
showdown and you got to say, I can't hang with
the gorilla, Go Chris, my name is Christelle. I got
shut up at the Showdown. I cannot hang with the
(06:50):
gorilla Christelle, despite being a perfect human being, you in
fact cannot hang with a gorilla. Cato Cato, cat Ca Australia.
You steal the prettiest in the world. Cat you better represent.
(07:14):
We give her something. We gotta give her something, all right,
hang on, so we're gonna give you some. I don't
know what it is, stabler pen, I don't know. Something
good empty Starbucks cup, I don't know. But hang on
a second, stay right there, have a great day, and
thank you for listening. Tell everybody you know, thank you
you too. Okay, good we got one, you guys, you
got one. Exciting, isn't it though? Yeah? I thought so too.
(07:34):
It's like, look, we never knew this was going to happen.
Here we are, we're grateful, and we're blessed, and we're
starting from nothing. But we got one. Yes, yes, eight
hundred bucks Tomorrow win number one thousand, one hundred and
fifty and nine straight. Let's do it against tomorrow shells. Yes,
that's all right. Have a good day. YouTube. Oh goodbye.
Game show Wednesday. Game Numero dos is definitely gonna be Paulina.
(07:57):
You filled in one day for Shelley, we just gave
you general knowledge questions. Your answers were absurd. We love you.
We never know what you're going to say. So that's
the game. Just general knowledge trivia against Paulina on a
zero game win streak, one hundred and three wins and
one hundred and sixteen losses. It's living up to it.
Same if you want to take her on call, now
eat five five five nine three five and Kiki karaoke
(08:19):
after that. Fred Show's up, the fread show. Do you
have what it takes to battle? You're definitely gonna be
Paulina battle. Not today, It's time to play the game,
Paulina's game. Sing your song.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, let's go what I gotta be out of my
a game to day even though yesterday we tore pepes
up and apparently my girls knows to pem Beta it's
on site.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
If you could hear this, Hey.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Heyes, a name Beta the goose.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
She how you doing? Good morning, good morning, good very
very glad you're here, Sena, and let's play this game.
Five general knowledge questions against Paulina. One hundred and three
wins all time, only one hundred and sixteen losses. So
it is living up to its name, a zero game
win streak. You had a bit of a run at
one point, but now you don't pee audios me and Miga.
All right, good luck, bye bye, maminos a la sambo
(09:23):
poof vents are within? Okay, Sina? Question number one? What
holiday is coming up? And you better nobody's better mess
this up? Very important holiday? What holiday is coming up
this Sunday? May tenth in the United States? What is
the main ingredient in sour kraut? Three? Gabbage? Which animal?
(09:47):
Excuse me? Which annual I'm thinking about animals now? And
birds and pepizza? Which annual sporting event is known as
the most exciting two minutes in sports?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Surrey two one?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Also a good Saturday night if I'm really lucky? What
succulent plant is used to make tequila? Three and low
s Del Rio released the song in the nineteen nineties.
It inspired this popular dance craze three two. I have
no you got a three? That's not bad? Now? A
(10:25):
tie does go to Paulina because we only play once
a week, so there are no tiebreakers in this game
of three true? Oh good chance? What I hear? Are
you ready? Okay? What holiday is coming up this Sunday,
May tenth in the United States. That is Mother's Day.
It is what is the main ingredient in sour crowd?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That is three crowd A two?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Would you call me talk about? What are you talking about?
How dare you bring that up? That's an area you
don't talk about.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
That my Polish comrade, you know that it's just cabage.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's what I meant. That's what I meant. I was
gonna say. Fermentation is your thing in Poland? Okay, And
I don't know how you didn't know that. Oh oh
do you love a fermentation in Poland? Anything? Yeah? Which
annual sporting event is known as the most exciting two
minutes in sports? The Super Bowl? Well, the two minutes
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is the word for cabins like Polish. Okay, but we
can't be using other language. I mean, come on, let me.
I mean you can't just say whatever language you want,
Like you can't just be over here, like just really
really well, let's see how this goes. Kentucky Derby. We
were looking for what succulent plant is used to make tequila?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh, I like, can't think today.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh my god, if you say Polish, I won't get
I can't think of that. You're looking for a god?
If you I mean, I'm done. Low Cell Rio released
the song in the nineties, inspired this popular dance craze.
(12:14):
That's right, it's the Maperinga. I don't know. I mean pee,
I realized you said it. I literally could not think
of it. You technically got it right. But I think
the rule state of we look deep in the rule book.
You have to speak in English. I think that's only
fair problem. I think it's only fair because you know,
then people could call up here and speak in their
native language and we may not speak it, and then
(12:36):
we're not gonna know. I'm sorry, we had to The
international language of this game is English. Okay, what we're
going with. You did great, you didn't. We're gonna can
we give her something? Yes, we're gonna give you something, Sena, Okay,
I'm gonna give you some Papuskat. I didn't learn the
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entire language in six days. I'm sorry. On a second,
have a good day and then don't argue with me.
Mother's Day is a holiday, Okay, it's a holiday.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Is not a holidays it's my calendar five times it's
a holiday.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I don't argue because people want to argue about everything
today arguing. You do realize, guys, the point of our
show is to make you happy. It is not to
make you angry. So if you get angry by something,
then you should know that that is not our intent.
And you might be angry because nobody nobody in our
pre show meeting, which we have a very in depth
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pre show meeting each day. So what what will be
the rage bait today? Guyskiky, how are we going to
target people's emotions today? And that's what we chose, and
we chose violent and we did it and marriage and
then soon we'll talk about tipping. It's gonna be You're
gonna love it. Friend's fun fact, Fred fun so much,
(14:04):
Thank you, Bella. Did you know the distinctive V pattern
that Canada geese fly while migrating actually has a purpose.
It helps the birds maintain their energy and improves communication.
But why are they so angry? Well? I happen to
look up many other facts. There's a facts dot net
nineteen fascinating facts about geese. They're social birds. I beg
(14:31):
to differ. They're excellent flyers, they're herbivores. Except for your nose.
They're monogamous. That's nice. Once a pair bond is formed,
it usually lasts for life. I did not see no death.
They're protective parents. You don't say more. Freadshell next