December 1, 2025 • 28 mins
Fred panics when his coworkers bring him a birthday cake while he's on air. Plus, Keke's nephews sing her happy birthday!
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is here. Hikle Hello, Hi, Jason Browanye, Hi, Paulina Hey,
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(01:20):
do Carla? I got an email from her? I don't
I guess my email address on the website or something.
I don't know how people get my email them. Maybe
this It says, I'm so excited you mentioned Mine Not
on your morning show. Let me tell you what we're
doing in Mine not. We're living life in five below weather.
I finally brought out my winter code. We would love
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(01:41):
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shot shout shout out, what is it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm like, why are people telling here? Oh? I literally
just waved off people with a cake them to go
in the radio.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yes, that's why.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, literally like get out of I told him to.
So my North Carolina friends came in with the cake. Yeah, wow,
thank you guys. I appreciate you can say something. I
had real friends, don't worries. We were like, did he
(02:31):
just make that whole thing up?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So I have a story about the writing on the.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Cake real quick, Yeah, what's just did you do it yourself?
It looks bad? And she did it and she went,
I'm so sorry. I apologize to Fred. It's my first time.
They put it first. They put the first time in
charge of the bakery on my birthday. That would make sense,
that would make sense.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And he traveled with that cake for you did what
you traveled?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I did? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yes, I traveled far.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Context. So I'm in North Carolina. They're in Chicago and
a bunch of folks came in here, some of whom
I used to work with, some of whom I don't know,
actually know, I know, everybody with a birthday cake. That
was very nice of you. You got to set this
up right so there you feel left out?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, yeah, because we have our girl Mama's e Cosina,
which you know, cannot be duplicated or.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Replicated in Chicago today maker they got they got a
guy with you know, Harving Off and everything, the whole thing,
and then this is okay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I wanted you still to feel special, and so did Trevor.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right, I also want to shout my friend e White,
Yeah you want to. Yeah. If the folks of Salt
Lake City are like, why is he there? Because because
he's my friend, Okay he believe it or not. We
all know each other, we all know each other. And
I literally just waved these people off. I'm like, no
(03:52):
on the radio, don't just you can't just swing in
here whenever you feel like it. And they were bringing
me a cake. It was so nice of you. Thank
you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Wow, rose ACKs in here, known Roseac for twenty years,
and I hope you forget everything you remember about me
from the path. Yeah you want to sleep though, you
can get the hell out. I like it, truly, just
like you guys all leave. Thanks. That was extremely rude
to me. And then I see a cake and I'm like,
who's the a hole? Now? I'm the a hole now?
Thank you, Thank you Trevor and everybody. Well, so you
(04:24):
guys set this up. Did you hit up daddy Trevor
and you were like, you gotta do something for Fred.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, I was trying to get a bakery where you were.
And then he was in you know, Raleigh, a lot
of moving parts, and he's like, why don't I get
it in Raleigh and drive it down to Charlotte, And
you know, we were doing all kinds of things. Manolo
Bakery and Charlotte though, was highly recommended, immigrant owned and
they're super cool.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Their Tracey light chase looked really good, so we were
going to go with that.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I don't know if Trevor did not give me the
name of the poor woman who it was her first day,
but he ended up getting it in Raleigh.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
If he wants to shut that out, we can later.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But yeah, yeah, I don't think I saw you spell birthday,
but you know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, he's got hazes in the back making cakes.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Went a good day at the baker, okay, but but no,
So I used to work in shrowd. So a bunch
of people who walked in here I used to work
with a long time ago. And then E White is
my buddy. He works in Strolwood now, but he used
to do the morning show in Salt Lake City where
we now do the morning show. I don't know, I
don't know who. This is a lot of things happening.
All it was right now.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I am too, just said it was. I said, I'm
sorry you got yelled at because I made you go
in there.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
He goes it was a very aggressive wave.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Because I know I wanted to be on the air.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Though it was wonderful. It's very nice of them, and
don't have to apologize to each person individually. But the
thing is, like the business people, for the people who
don't know you know anything about this business, I don't
know why you would. Like the people that work in
the office, some of them, they don't seem to realize
like what we do in this room. So like a
lot of times we'll be in the middle of on
the air and some sales gual just swing the door
(05:58):
open and be like, hey, you ever been a planefeitedly dude,
we're on the radio, Like what do you think we
do here? But that wasn't what that was, And now
I have to go office to office and apology.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I got a photo of your weight.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Off, I'm like, get out, you know, because that's what
I thought it was I thought it was a bunch
of people want to come in here and be.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm so sorry, Trevor in trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Jude, No, who's the a hole? I'm the a hole.
Now I'm sweating. All of a sudden, I told all
these kind people to get the hell out with their cake.
I don't want to show you they hate me here.
That's right, I've got the buttons. I look. All of
(06:55):
a sudden, the door swings open, and I'm like, honestly,
we're on the freaking Oh god, I get the video
to you. Here me oh.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
With the only cake.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well that's what it was. I saw the quality of
the cake, and I'm like, the hell out with that,
Go find me some better. I'm so sorry to everyone
who I just to go screw themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
We love you man.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All they wanted to do was something nice for me,
and I gave him the middle finger. I said no.
I freaked out, Like you guys, you can't just come
in whenever you walk, well, you can when you're surprising someone.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh my god, I'm making this into a sticker.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
They're gonna ask me to even never come back. I
swear that we have these very kind people did all
this for me, and I just told them that.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Your hosting this picture of you for it the thirteen.
You need to see this. This is how you reacted
to that cake.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You got to understand the context. Okay, I had no
warning and I look up and it's just a crap
ton of people and you're talking. There's a little sign
out there that says on air. Can you read. Yeah,
it probably doesn't. It probably says come on in talk, Yeah,
(08:32):
come in and yell is what it says. I honestly
am going to have to go like office to office today. Hi,
I'm sorry. Thank you for the nice thing. That's a
great way to meet people in a new city, you know. Yeah. Yeah,
here I'm a guest in their place because I can't
get home because it's easy to snow. And here's me
going then get the hell out. Yeah, that's going to
(08:54):
be the story. Oh Fred came through from Chicago. He
just yelled it everybody. Oh God, I'm sorry, do the thing.
You want to do the thing? Kiki?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know what what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I don't know. There's not a lot of discipline. It's
in some station playing Christmas music. Anyway, I don't think
anyone's listening. Hey, Christian, I'm sorry, thanks for holding on.
How you doing, Christian? Happy birthday to me?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
All right, how we're doing? Happy birthday? Brother?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Thanks man. I uh yeah, I'm gonna be asked to
leave here pretty soon. But tell me something about you.
Fun fact about you, Christians. What my family calls me
the dog whisper because the dog could be barking and
folming and fight you and not do nothing to me.
And you're like, I love me, Why are you hanging
around with foaming dogs?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, it's just, you know, like people get chased my
dogs in the way to school, and the dog don't
chase me.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't know why, you know, Like.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Christian, I do know. I do know what you're saying.
I am the saying I have the same temperament like
animals that are like people like all animals not nice
that dog, cat whatever's not gonna like you. They like me,
they like they know Christian, they know that. And Caln
has the same gift. It's like they they know that
we're screwed up, but not to the animals, you know
what I mean? Yeah, Yeah, I like him. Humans that
(10:21):
doesn't they don't like, don't like me? No humans going
to the dogs.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Why he's trying to give you a birthday cake? My goodness,
But if a dog had come in, I wouldn't have
yelled at the dog. You really come on in.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I literally told a bunch of people bring me a
cake on my birthday to get the hell out when it.
Ask for your comments here at Christian Okay, one hundred
bucks is the price, believe it or not, this is
the show that Shelley show Down. Kiki is in for
Shelley today one hundred dollars, five questions. Hey, Kiki, get
(10:53):
the hell out today.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm out of here. Bro Freshow Radio. If you want
to see the face.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
To the tune of move B by Ludas.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'm like, guys, what do we d oh? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You traveled from Raleigh with a cake for me?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Spelled birthday wrong? But I going to send you a
picture of the case. It was somebody's first day. I'm
surprised this cake didn't wind have been my face. After that,
You're welcome. All right, here we go Christian. Question number
one for you. Despite rumors, this believe singer is not
doing a Netflix series, but she's performing on SNL for
(11:38):
the first time since nineteen eighty seven. Believe okay, do
you believe? Okay? I thought my singing would have really
given it a This son of the late Steve Irwin
and Dancing with the Stars winner has a birthday today. Wow, yes, okay, okay,
(12:04):
you know I feel like there's a three for three coming,
despite rumors merely Bobby Brown says she always feels safe
with David Harbor on the set of this hit Netflix
show called Stranger Things. Yes, the Stranger Things. Oh. On point,
which British singer seemingly alludes to marriage troubles with his
(12:29):
wife Cherry on the That's Your Name Cherry on the
deluxe edition of his album play, I think I did
know that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Actually he would.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
He'd be married to a Cherry.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, Cherry seabone Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And then finally, I feel really good about this one
for you, Christian. I do name one of the NFL
teams that always play on Thanksgiving called the Lions or
the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He knew the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yes, all right, yeah, you know what you get out too,
and take this chanky cake with you.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
He'll be fair, be fair. Question is a little old
for me, man.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm younger. I didn't know a lot of seconds. Well
how old are you, Christian? Well, one of the people
who's we asked about is younger than you, I think,
so I don't want to hear it or something like that.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I don't even around.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
All right, Well, next one and you got it? Two?
All right, fuss see, let's see how this goes. Yeah,
thank you for your commentary on your question, Kiki, question
number one. Despite reports, this believe singer is not doing
a Netflix series, but she is performing on SNL for
the first time since nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Sure boom see.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I guess. So this son of the late Steve Irwin
and Dancing with the Stars winner has a birthday today.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh man, what is that boy's name? Fine?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
He is, I'm gonna okay.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
But but some people call him James. But a lot
of people do despite rumors, Billy Bobby Brown, since they're
always excuse me, I said, Billy Bobby, I'm just eating
my birthday cake over here by myself because none of
my friends want. None of my friends want to be
(14:32):
here with me, despite they all left. They all left,
and they're all fighting HR complaints. So yeah, every every
single one of them is on the phone with hr
Despite reports, Millie Bobby Brown said she always feels safe
with David Harbor on the set of this hit Netflix
(14:53):
show Stranger Thinks Yes, which British singer seemingly alludes to
marriage troubles with his wife cher on the deluxe edition
of his album play Ed, Shearon and the Better Kicks It.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh, I'm not messing around.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Okay, why because you won't believe in love If he
and Cherry break up.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't know, I'd be really invested.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Me neither man neither I can Can you see Ed
being kind of a selfish guy?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Well, he's a man with no phone that's already a
rear flag.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But you know he can sing, so we give him
a pass.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, I mean, I think he's kind of brilliant. But
I think he's very brilliant. But like the whole thing
where he tours in plays for eighty thousand people with
himself and a loop machine and like no drummer or anything.
I mean, way to keep all the money for yourself? Bro? Yeah,
I mean yeah, I don't. Man, and name one of
the NFL teams that always play on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
The Detroit Lion over the.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Cowboys, that's all right, Christian man, I'm sorry you did
not win. You did a great job. I'm sorry the
questions were too old for you. Share Share says you can.
You can hang up now, have a thanks for listening,
appreciate you. All right. That nice job, Kiki, you did it,
you won. I don't know what happened in the last
twenty minutes. I have no idea. I'm exhausted, but I'm
(16:10):
gonna play a song now. I'm gonna go say some
i'm sorries to people and uh, and we'll come back
and do a Kiky's chord more Kiky.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Come out now.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, yeah, you're a right with it. You have the
energy left, you have it in you to do another
segment about you, of course. Okay, good judge Key is
here next, Good morning. We'll get to Kiky's cord in
just a second. But we have another Kiki. No more surprises, man, I.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Don't I'm sorry, I can't handle it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But this is a surprise. This is a surprise for
Kiki and it's with piece of audio. Right.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh, yes, okay, okay, goodness.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
And happy bead Day, tell you body, Happy bead day,
kill you somebody, happy happy.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Buck how good God, wow.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
It Untie, happy birthday. Thank you for for you, Cordy,
for everything.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
By Auntie, Kiki from dealing for all my to here
thing hey to suggested on the Kiki and have your birthday,
and thank you for bringing me to dress with you.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
And I love you, Hey Auntie the should it's a
nephew Sean, and I just want to tell you happy birthday,
and I appreciate everything you do for me.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I'm glad they weren't here because I would have told
them all to.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Get out that all of them, I think I got here.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I am not well show.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
We've got four more minutes of a nephew audio. You
got to all of them here.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
We didn't know we did.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
She has a lot of Yeah, that was very sweet.
And I can tell at least two or three of
them are going to follow in your footsteps because I
really like the delivery, the enunciation of the presentation. These
kids know what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And Cason snuck in six seven he said that all day.
I love all of them. I mean, you guys know
those aut babies.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, that was very sweet. No wonder you buy them
lobster tails whatever else?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Right, you got the lashes are on the floor.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, yeah, this this show is completely off the rails.
Not not that any of them are really professional, but
this one certainly isn't. But I suppose we'll do this.
Kiki touch Kicky, if you would please on your birthday show? Yeah,
all rise for the honorable kik a League take it away? Please?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
All right, let's get into the courtroom, it says Kiki.
Am I wrong for pepper spraying my co workers for
giving me a change?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I was like, we got bear maze just about.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
One of them. They're getting the prong removed right now.
It's gonna be fine. The paramedics say that they'll recovery
no time.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Okay, all right, let's get down a business. All I'm done.
I'm done, all right, it.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Says, hey, Kiki, I hosted Thanksgiving for the first time
this year and told everyone to arrive at two PM.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I even sent reminders.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Well, at eleven forty six am, my doorbell rings and
it's my brother, his wife and their three kids. Kiki,
I'm still in my pajamas. Nothing's ready. I'm cooking and
cleaning at the same time. I opened the door, like,
what are y'all doing here? My sister in law says, well,
we had a two hour drive, so we wanted to
(19:48):
beat the traffic and help you set up. Except they
didn't help me at all. My brother immediately turned on
football at full valume. The kids are running around and
my sister in law kept asking for snaw and taste tests.
Then she knocked over a full bowl of gravy trying
to help herself to an unfinished charcuterie board.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's when I snapped.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I said, this would not have happened if y'all had
showed up when I asked you to be here. The
rest of the day was awkward from that moment, and
my mom says, I overreacted and I need to be
more prepared.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Girl? Okay, I have some thoughts with akiki.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Please guys, we have to follow invitation rules, very simple, exact, It's.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Right there in the script.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I need you to be there at two pm, not
one fifty nine, not one fifty six.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Two pm.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I hate when someone arrives to my events early, Like,
what are you trying to do?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Early?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Is crazy? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Unless I ask you to be here to help me
decorate or something, Why are you here just in the way,
and I don't know about anyone else. When I'm cooking,
I don't want a lot of people in the kitchen.
Move out of my way. You over here trying to
get snacks, your kids running around, your husband yelling at
the TV, like why.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Are y'all here so early? I said two o'clock. I
don't think you throg it all. I would have put
him out. You know, I don't play. I don't pop up
at my house. No.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, eight don't pop up in my studio either. Eight
five five five nine one three five. You can call
it text the same number. You guys are the jury.
I'm with you. I mean, I'm if I say come
at two o'clock, then I'm not going to be ready
at eleven necessarily, you know what I mean. Like I'm not.
Maybe maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. But like if
(21:33):
I say come at two o'clock, and if I'm not
ready at one o'clock, then nobody should be surprised by that.
You shouldn't just be coming around because you know, who knows.
Maybe I cleaned the whole house and made all the food,
I did everything, but I haven't showered yet, you know,
Or whatever, so I look crappy, right, which means you
would come over and then have to sit there. Well,
I go do all that stuff, which is weird. I'm
supposed to be hosting you. Second of all, if you
(21:55):
are going to show up early, then you got to
be helpful.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Please, And really you can't.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
You cannot be helpful when I tell you not to
be here, like if I wanted to, if I wanted
the help, I would have told you that.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I didn't ask for your help. I don't want your help.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I want you to come when I tell you to
get there two o'clock, not anytime earlier. And it's her
first time hosting Thanksgiving. That is a very stressful time
for anyone who's hosting. You want to clean the house,
you're looking at the baseboards, you're restocking the toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
You got to cook the food good. You know, it's
just so many things.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
And to have you just all in my way, Oh
my goodness, everybody needs to leave.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Can get out well and ask for the comment that
that she was being too sensitive I mean, or that
you know she should have received people differently, or what right?
Like I no, no, I said two o'clock. Now, if
you show up at two. If if I'm hosting the
holiday and you show up at two o'clock and nothing's done, well,
(22:53):
then then I wasn't prepared, right. But but you know,
you can't just walk in whenever you want. Absolutely not,
I think so rude. Right, you can't just walk in
whenever you want.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Sure, Yep, even if it's for happy reasons.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Like your birthday.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
This one's this one's hitting a little too close to
home from Okay, this is this Kiki's court. I don't know,
is there is there any other side it? Okay, what
if it's like ten minutes early? Because now I'm second
guessing myself because I told last week, I told you
guys that my mom did not invite me to Thanksgiving,
so I had to reach out to her and ask
what time she wanted us.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
Okay, So now I'm already feeling some type of way.
So it was at two o'clock. I showed up at
one fifty. Okay, so I was ten minutes early. She
was not like everything was cooking, but she wanted to
go change and like get.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Ready or whatever.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
So I was like, okay, go do that and I'm
going to finish, like doing the table but I like
it's different because like I know where everything is, right,
like I can help, so like, ight, okay?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Or do you think she would in her brain was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
God, ten minutes. Ten minutes is not Like that's you
being considerate, I think, as opposed to showing up late.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Don't come to my house right exact, but you can
go to your parents' house minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Don't come to my house.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, no, that's that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, no, No,
if I'm invited to a party at two o'clock, I
can't show up at one fifty. But but if I'm
invited at my parents house at two o'clock, I probably
should be there by one fifty because you know, me
rolling in at two fifteen would be I think deemed rude.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Right, it's such a small window.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
It is a small window, but we can all follow
the direction. And Jess, you've seen your mother in her nightgown, you.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Know you see her in her movements.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
You can show up, but like you you bring your wife,
your kids in law, Like, don't come.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
To my house early. No, be doing this in hours
early on Thanksgiving is stressful?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
What is that? Hey, Alice? How you doing Alice. Alice, Yeah,
oh Alice.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You're there girl, you call us down, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Okay, Well what do you think.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I can't get?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
If they wanted to to get there earlier because of traffic,
whatever have you, they should have called her first and said,
look would be okay if we come a little earlier
and we can help you out, and it's so fine.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But in this case, what ticket was going over.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
They didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
They just got in the way.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, Or it's hey, can I come early and
help you? And that if the answer is no, I
don't need help. Because if you say to me, can
I come early and help you, you know, get stuff
set up, well, then I'm going to be ready by
one instead of two. I'm gonna have my act together
because you're coming to help. So again, you can't just
show it. No, you can't just roll in whenever you want.
(25:38):
Absolutely all right, we agree, Thank you, Alice, have a
good day too. We solve that problem. I mean, just
another life issue resolved right here. But I think we
all agree for once is that there's really no there's
no other side to this.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I know that's right, not in my courtroom. There's not
another side I'm scared we can on social media.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, yeah, the fun fact we'll do it next thing.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
More fread show next right here?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
The fread show is on friend's fun Fact fun Okay,
so did you know? You know? I got an animal fund.
Maybe we'll do animal fun facts all week. I'm not sure,
but I have an animal fun fact today. Male honeybees
(26:31):
cannot sting. Did you know that? And I have more they?
I guess they combust. The word that's being used here
is explode. They know this is a real thing. Male
honey bees can't sting, but they explode during mating and
then die.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yep, my favorite fact.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Whoa, there's lots to unpack here. So male honey male
honey peop will not sting you. But then they I
guess they get to get it on one and have
their moment and then they're dead.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Good go out on a high note, which I think is.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Why I want to say, And this could be wrong,
but if a male honeybee stings you, they also die,
don't they like? Isn't it the same thing as mating?
Which is why I'm always like, honeybee, don't sting me.
I ain't worth it? Like, go get you some dude,
like at least you know, at least have your moment,
you know what I mean, Like, don't sting me. I
ain't worth it. I ain't nothing to brag about. You know.
(27:28):
Go get that go get that fly honeybee, honey that
you would try to get with, get with her if
you're gonna die for it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You have this whole conversation with the bee.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, I'm trying to convince it not to sting me.
I'm like, bro, you only get one shot, one opportunity, man,
and I ain't the one. I mean, of all the
people that I've been with in that regard, if they
only got one shot and then they died, I feel
bad for all of them. It wasn't worth it. Man.
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
So I'm a big miss. Rachel Standy is no bad.
I hope she gets like a Nobel Peace Prize one day.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I'm at the Noble Peace Price.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes, Nobel Peace Prize.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, we're Nobel Peace. She should get that one too.
Freads Show is on each Monday, December one. Fred Show
is here. Hikle Hello, Hi, Jason Browanye, Hi, Paulina Hey,
Kiki is here. Good morning, Infra show Bus Shelley Showbiz.
Kiki in the show at one hundred bucks will play
Gee versus Christian and just a second that means here
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of those places as well. I got to say, how
(01:20):
do Carla? I got an email from her? I don't
I guess my email address on the website or something.
I don't know how people get my email them. Maybe
this It says, I'm so excited you mentioned Mine Not
on your morning show. Let me tell you what we're
doing in Mine not. We're living life in five below weather.
I finally brought out my winter code. We would love
for you to come to Mine, not North Dakota, home
(01:41):
of Mine not State University, and the best science department around. Also,
our gas prices have been below three dollars a gallon
for a long time. Head up for a visit Carla.
She's an administrative assistant at Mine not State University, the
Division of Science and the Department of Biology. You go, girl,
shot shout shout out, what is it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm like, why are people telling here? Oh? I literally
just waved off people with a cake them to go
in the radio.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yes, that's why.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, literally like get out of I told him to.
So my North Carolina friends came in with the cake. Yeah, wow,
thank you guys. I appreciate you can say something. I
had real friends, don't worries. We were like, did he
(02:31):
just make that whole thing up?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So I have a story about the writing on the.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Cake real quick, Yeah, what's just did you do it yourself?
It looks bad? And she did it and she went,
I'm so sorry. I apologize to Fred. It's my first time.
They put it first. They put the first time in
charge of the bakery on my birthday. That would make sense,
that would make sense.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And he traveled with that cake for you did what
you traveled?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I did? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yes, I traveled far.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Context. So I'm in North Carolina. They're in Chicago and
a bunch of folks came in here, some of whom
I used to work with, some of whom I don't know,
actually know, I know, everybody with a birthday cake. That
was very nice of you. You got to set this
up right so there you feel left out?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, yeah, because we have our girl Mama's e Cosina,
which you know, cannot be duplicated or.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Replicated in Chicago today maker they got they got a
guy with you know, Harving Off and everything, the whole thing,
and then this is okay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I wanted you still to feel special, and so did Trevor.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right, I also want to shout my friend e White,
Yeah you want to. Yeah. If the folks of Salt
Lake City are like, why is he there? Because because
he's my friend, Okay he believe it or not. We
all know each other, we all know each other. And
I literally just waved these people off. I'm like, no
(03:52):
on the radio, don't just you can't just swing in
here whenever you feel like it. And they were bringing
me a cake. It was so nice of you. Thank
you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Wow, rose ACKs in here, known Roseac for twenty years,
and I hope you forget everything you remember about me
from the path. Yeah you want to sleep though, you
can get the hell out. I like it, truly, just
like you guys all leave. Thanks. That was extremely rude
to me. And then I see a cake and I'm like,
who's the a hole? Now? I'm the a hole now?
Thank you, Thank you Trevor and everybody. Well, so you
(04:24):
guys set this up. Did you hit up daddy Trevor
and you were like, you gotta do something for Fred.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, I was trying to get a bakery where you were.
And then he was in you know, Raleigh, a lot
of moving parts, and he's like, why don't I get
it in Raleigh and drive it down to Charlotte, And
you know, we were doing all kinds of things. Manolo
Bakery and Charlotte though, was highly recommended, immigrant owned and
they're super cool.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Their Tracey light chase looked really good, so we were
going to go with that.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I don't know if Trevor did not give me the
name of the poor woman who it was her first day,
but he ended up getting it in Raleigh.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
If he wants to shut that out, we can later.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But yeah, yeah, I don't think I saw you spell birthday,
but you know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, he's got hazes in the back making cakes.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Went a good day at the baker, okay, but but no,
So I used to work in shrowd. So a bunch
of people who walked in here I used to work
with a long time ago. And then E White is
my buddy. He works in Strolwood now, but he used
to do the morning show in Salt Lake City where
we now do the morning show. I don't know, I
don't know who. This is a lot of things happening.
All it was right now.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I am too, just said it was. I said, I'm
sorry you got yelled at because I made you go
in there.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
He goes it was a very aggressive wave.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Because I know I wanted to be on the air.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Though it was wonderful. It's very nice of them, and
don't have to apologize to each person individually. But the
thing is, like the business people, for the people who
don't know you know anything about this business, I don't
know why you would. Like the people that work in
the office, some of them, they don't seem to realize
like what we do in this room. So like a
lot of times we'll be in the middle of on
the air and some sales gual just swing the door
(05:58):
open and be like, hey, you ever been a planefeitedly dude,
we're on the radio, Like what do you think we
do here? But that wasn't what that was, And now
I have to go office to office and apology.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I got a photo of your weight.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Off, I'm like, get out, you know, because that's what
I thought it was I thought it was a bunch
of people want to come in here and be.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm so sorry, Trevor in trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Jude, No, who's the a hole? I'm the a hole.
Now I'm sweating. All of a sudden, I told all
these kind people to get the hell out with their cake.
I don't want to show you they hate me here.
That's right, I've got the buttons. I look. All of
(06:55):
a sudden, the door swings open, and I'm like, honestly,
we're on the freaking Oh god, I get the video
to you. Here me oh.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
With the only cake.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well that's what it was. I saw the quality of
the cake, and I'm like, the hell out with that,
Go find me some better. I'm so sorry to everyone
who I just to go screw themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
We love you man.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All they wanted to do was something nice for me,
and I gave him the middle finger. I said no.
I freaked out, Like you guys, you can't just come
in whenever you walk, well, you can when you're surprising someone.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh my god, I'm making this into a sticker.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
They're gonna ask me to even never come back. I
swear that we have these very kind people did all
this for me, and I just told them that.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Your hosting this picture of you for it the thirteen.
You need to see this. This is how you reacted
to that cake.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You got to understand the context. Okay, I had no
warning and I look up and it's just a crap
ton of people and you're talking. There's a little sign
out there that says on air. Can you read. Yeah,
it probably doesn't. It probably says come on in talk, Yeah,
(08:32):
come in and yell is what it says. I honestly
am going to have to go like office to office today. Hi,
I'm sorry. Thank you for the nice thing. That's a
great way to meet people in a new city, you know. Yeah. Yeah,
here I'm a guest in their place because I can't
get home because it's easy to snow. And here's me
going then get the hell out. Yeah, that's going to
(08:54):
be the story. Oh Fred came through from Chicago. He
just yelled it everybody. Oh God, I'm sorry, do the thing.
You want to do the thing? Kiki?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know what what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I don't know. There's not a lot of discipline. It's
in some station playing Christmas music. Anyway, I don't think
anyone's listening. Hey, Christian, I'm sorry, thanks for holding on.
How you doing, Christian? Happy birthday to me?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
All right, how we're doing? Happy birthday? Brother?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Thanks man. I uh yeah, I'm gonna be asked to
leave here pretty soon. But tell me something about you.
Fun fact about you, Christians. What my family calls me
the dog whisper because the dog could be barking and
folming and fight you and not do nothing to me.
And you're like, I love me, Why are you hanging
around with foaming dogs?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, it's just, you know, like people get chased my
dogs in the way to school, and the dog don't
chase me.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't know why, you know, Like.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Christian, I do know. I do know what you're saying.
I am the saying I have the same temperament like
animals that are like people like all animals not nice
that dog, cat whatever's not gonna like you. They like me,
they like they know Christian, they know that. And Caln
has the same gift. It's like they they know that
we're screwed up, but not to the animals, you know
what I mean? Yeah, Yeah, I like him. Humans that
(10:21):
doesn't they don't like, don't like me? No humans going
to the dogs.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Why he's trying to give you a birthday cake? My goodness,
But if a dog had come in, I wouldn't have
yelled at the dog. You really come on in.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I literally told a bunch of people bring me a
cake on my birthday to get the hell out when it.
Ask for your comments here at Christian Okay, one hundred
bucks is the price, believe it or not, this is
the show that Shelley show Down. Kiki is in for
Shelley today one hundred dollars, five questions. Hey, Kiki, get
(10:53):
the hell out today.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm out of here. Bro Freshow Radio. If you want
to see the face.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
To the tune of move B by Ludas.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'm like, guys, what do we d oh? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You traveled from Raleigh with a cake for me?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Spelled birthday wrong? But I going to send you a
picture of the case. It was somebody's first day. I'm
surprised this cake didn't wind have been my face. After that,
You're welcome. All right, here we go Christian. Question number
one for you. Despite rumors, this believe singer is not
doing a Netflix series, but she's performing on SNL for
(11:38):
the first time since nineteen eighty seven. Believe okay, do
you believe? Okay? I thought my singing would have really
given it a This son of the late Steve Irwin
and Dancing with the Stars winner has a birthday today. Wow, yes, okay, okay,
(12:04):
you know I feel like there's a three for three coming,
despite rumors merely Bobby Brown says she always feels safe
with David Harbor on the set of this hit Netflix
show called Stranger Things. Yes, the Stranger Things. Oh. On point,
which British singer seemingly alludes to marriage troubles with his
(12:29):
wife Cherry on the That's Your Name Cherry on the
deluxe edition of his album play, I think I did
know that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Actually he would.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
He'd be married to a Cherry.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, Cherry seabone Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And then finally, I feel really good about this one
for you, Christian. I do name one of the NFL
teams that always play on Thanksgiving called the Lions or
the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He knew the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yes, all right, yeah, you know what you get out too,
and take this chanky cake with you.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
He'll be fair, be fair. Question is a little old
for me, man.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm younger. I didn't know a lot of seconds. Well
how old are you, Christian? Well, one of the people
who's we asked about is younger than you, I think,
so I don't want to hear it or something like that.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I don't even around.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
All right, Well, next one and you got it? Two?
All right, fuss see, let's see how this goes. Yeah,
thank you for your commentary on your question, Kiki, question
number one. Despite reports, this believe singer is not doing
a Netflix series, but she is performing on SNL for
the first time since nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Sure boom see.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I guess. So this son of the late Steve Irwin
and Dancing with the Stars winner has a birthday today.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh man, what is that boy's name? Fine?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
He is, I'm gonna okay.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
But but some people call him James. But a lot
of people do despite rumors, Billy Bobby Brown, since they're
always excuse me, I said, Billy Bobby, I'm just eating
my birthday cake over here by myself because none of
my friends want. None of my friends want to be
(14:32):
here with me, despite they all left. They all left,
and they're all fighting HR complaints. So yeah, every every
single one of them is on the phone with hr
Despite reports, Millie Bobby Brown said she always feels safe
with David Harbor on the set of this hit Netflix
(14:53):
show Stranger Thinks Yes, which British singer seemingly alludes to
marriage troubles with his wife cher on the deluxe edition
of his album play Ed, Shearon and the Better Kicks It.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh, I'm not messing around.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Okay, why because you won't believe in love If he
and Cherry break up.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't know, I'd be really invested.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Me neither man neither I can Can you see Ed
being kind of a selfish guy?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Well, he's a man with no phone that's already a
rear flag.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But you know he can sing, so we give him
a pass.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, I mean, I think he's kind of brilliant. But
I think he's very brilliant. But like the whole thing
where he tours in plays for eighty thousand people with
himself and a loop machine and like no drummer or anything.
I mean, way to keep all the money for yourself? Bro? Yeah,
I mean yeah, I don't. Man, and name one of
the NFL teams that always play on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
The Detroit Lion over the.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Cowboys, that's all right, Christian man, I'm sorry you did
not win. You did a great job. I'm sorry the
questions were too old for you. Share Share says you can.
You can hang up now, have a thanks for listening,
appreciate you. All right. That nice job, Kiki, you did it,
you won. I don't know what happened in the last
twenty minutes. I have no idea. I'm exhausted, but I'm
(16:10):
gonna play a song now. I'm gonna go say some
i'm sorries to people and uh, and we'll come back
and do a Kiky's chord more Kiky.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Come out now.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, yeah, you're a right with it. You have the
energy left, you have it in you to do another
segment about you, of course. Okay, good judge Key is
here next, Good morning. We'll get to Kiky's cord in
just a second. But we have another Kiki. No more surprises, man, I.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Don't I'm sorry, I can't handle it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But this is a surprise. This is a surprise for
Kiki and it's with piece of audio. Right.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh, yes, okay, okay, goodness.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
And happy bead Day, tell you body, Happy bead day,
kill you somebody, happy happy.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Buck how good God, wow.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
It Untie, happy birthday. Thank you for for you, Cordy,
for everything.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
By Auntie, Kiki from dealing for all my to here
thing hey to suggested on the Kiki and have your birthday,
and thank you for bringing me to dress with you.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
And I love you, Hey Auntie the should it's a
nephew Sean, and I just want to tell you happy birthday,
and I appreciate everything you do for me.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I'm glad they weren't here because I would have told
them all to.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Get out that all of them, I think I got here.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I am not well show.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
We've got four more minutes of a nephew audio. You
got to all of them here.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
We didn't know we did.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
She has a lot of Yeah, that was very sweet.
And I can tell at least two or three of
them are going to follow in your footsteps because I
really like the delivery, the enunciation of the presentation. These
kids know what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And Cason snuck in six seven he said that all day.
I love all of them. I mean, you guys know
those aut babies.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, that was very sweet. No wonder you buy them
lobster tails whatever else?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Right, you got the lashes are on the floor.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, yeah, this this show is completely off the rails.
Not not that any of them are really professional, but
this one certainly isn't. But I suppose we'll do this.
Kiki touch Kicky, if you would please on your birthday show? Yeah,
all rise for the honorable kik a League take it away? Please?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
All right, let's get into the courtroom, it says Kiki.
Am I wrong for pepper spraying my co workers for
giving me a change?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I was like, we got bear maze just about.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
One of them. They're getting the prong removed right now.
It's gonna be fine. The paramedics say that they'll recovery
no time.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Okay, all right, let's get down a business. All I'm done.
I'm done, all right, it.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Says, hey, Kiki, I hosted Thanksgiving for the first time
this year and told everyone to arrive at two PM.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I even sent reminders.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Well, at eleven forty six am, my doorbell rings and
it's my brother, his wife and their three kids. Kiki,
I'm still in my pajamas. Nothing's ready. I'm cooking and
cleaning at the same time. I opened the door, like,
what are y'all doing here? My sister in law says, well,
we had a two hour drive, so we wanted to
(19:48):
beat the traffic and help you set up. Except they
didn't help me at all. My brother immediately turned on
football at full valume. The kids are running around and
my sister in law kept asking for snaw and taste tests.
Then she knocked over a full bowl of gravy trying
to help herself to an unfinished charcuterie board.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's when I snapped.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I said, this would not have happened if y'all had
showed up when I asked you to be here. The
rest of the day was awkward from that moment, and
my mom says, I overreacted and I need to be
more prepared.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Girl? Okay, I have some thoughts with akiki.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Please guys, we have to follow invitation rules, very simple, exact, It's.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Right there in the script.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I need you to be there at two pm, not
one fifty nine, not one fifty six.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Two pm.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I hate when someone arrives to my events early, Like,
what are you trying to do?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Early?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Is crazy? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Unless I ask you to be here to help me
decorate or something, Why are you here just in the way,
and I don't know about anyone else. When I'm cooking,
I don't want a lot of people in the kitchen.
Move out of my way. You over here trying to
get snacks, your kids running around, your husband yelling at
the TV, like why.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Are y'all here so early? I said two o'clock. I
don't think you throg it all. I would have put
him out. You know, I don't play. I don't pop up
at my house. No.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, eight don't pop up in my studio either. Eight
five five five nine one three five. You can call
it text the same number. You guys are the jury.
I'm with you. I mean, I'm if I say come
at two o'clock, then I'm not going to be ready
at eleven necessarily, you know what I mean. Like I'm not.
Maybe maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. But like if
(21:33):
I say come at two o'clock, and if I'm not
ready at one o'clock, then nobody should be surprised by that.
You shouldn't just be coming around because you know, who knows.
Maybe I cleaned the whole house and made all the food,
I did everything, but I haven't showered yet, you know,
Or whatever, so I look crappy, right, which means you
would come over and then have to sit there. Well,
I go do all that stuff, which is weird. I'm
supposed to be hosting you. Second of all, if you
(21:55):
are going to show up early, then you got to
be helpful.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Please, And really you can't.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
You cannot be helpful when I tell you not to
be here, like if I wanted to, if I wanted
the help, I would have told you that.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I didn't ask for your help. I don't want your help.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I want you to come when I tell you to
get there two o'clock, not anytime earlier. And it's her
first time hosting Thanksgiving. That is a very stressful time
for anyone who's hosting. You want to clean the house,
you're looking at the baseboards, you're restocking the toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
You got to cook the food good. You know, it's
just so many things.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
And to have you just all in my way, Oh
my goodness, everybody needs to leave.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Can get out well and ask for the comment that
that she was being too sensitive I mean, or that
you know she should have received people differently, or what right?
Like I no, no, I said two o'clock. Now, if
you show up at two. If if I'm hosting the
holiday and you show up at two o'clock and nothing's done, well,
(22:53):
then then I wasn't prepared, right. But but you know,
you can't just walk in whenever you want. Absolutely not,
I think so rude. Right, you can't just walk in
whenever you want.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Sure, Yep, even if it's for happy reasons.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Like your birthday.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
This one's this one's hitting a little too close to
home from Okay, this is this Kiki's court. I don't know,
is there is there any other side it? Okay, what
if it's like ten minutes early? Because now I'm second
guessing myself because I told last week, I told you
guys that my mom did not invite me to Thanksgiving,
so I had to reach out to her and ask
what time she wanted us.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
Okay, So now I'm already feeling some type of way.
So it was at two o'clock. I showed up at
one fifty. Okay, so I was ten minutes early. She
was not like everything was cooking, but she wanted to
go change and like get.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Ready or whatever.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
So I was like, okay, go do that and I'm
going to finish, like doing the table but I like
it's different because like I know where everything is, right,
like I can help, so like, ight, okay?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Or do you think she would in her brain was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
God, ten minutes. Ten minutes is not Like that's you
being considerate, I think, as opposed to showing up late.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Don't come to my house right exact, but you can
go to your parents' house minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Don't come to my house.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, no, that's that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, no, No,
if I'm invited to a party at two o'clock, I
can't show up at one fifty. But but if I'm
invited at my parents house at two o'clock, I probably
should be there by one fifty because you know, me
rolling in at two fifteen would be I think deemed rude.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Right, it's such a small window.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
It is a small window, but we can all follow
the direction. And Jess, you've seen your mother in her nightgown, you.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Know you see her in her movements.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
You can show up, but like you you bring your wife,
your kids in law, Like, don't come.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
To my house early. No, be doing this in hours
early on Thanksgiving is stressful?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
What is that? Hey, Alice? How you doing Alice. Alice, Yeah,
oh Alice.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You're there girl, you call us down, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Okay, Well what do you think.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I can't get?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
If they wanted to to get there earlier because of traffic,
whatever have you, they should have called her first and said,
look would be okay if we come a little earlier
and we can help you out, and it's so fine.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But in this case, what ticket was going over.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
They didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
They just got in the way.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, Or it's hey, can I come early and
help you? And that if the answer is no, I
don't need help. Because if you say to me, can
I come early and help you, you know, get stuff
set up, well, then I'm going to be ready by
one instead of two. I'm gonna have my act together
because you're coming to help. So again, you can't just
show it. No, you can't just roll in whenever you want.
(25:38):
Absolutely all right, we agree, Thank you, Alice, have a
good day too. We solve that problem. I mean, just
another life issue resolved right here. But I think we
all agree for once is that there's really no there's
no other side to this.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I know that's right, not in my courtroom. There's not
another side I'm scared we can on social media.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, yeah, the fun fact we'll do it next thing.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
More fread show next right here?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
The fread show is on friend's fun Fact fun Okay,
so did you know? You know? I got an animal fund.
Maybe we'll do animal fun facts all week. I'm not sure,
but I have an animal fun fact today. Male honeybees
(26:31):
cannot sting. Did you know that? And I have more they?
I guess they combust. The word that's being used here
is explode. They know this is a real thing. Male
honey bees can't sting, but they explode during mating and
then die.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yep, my favorite fact.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Whoa, there's lots to unpack here. So male honey male
honey peop will not sting you. But then they I
guess they get to get it on one and have
their moment and then they're dead.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Good go out on a high note, which I think is.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Why I want to say, And this could be wrong,
but if a male honeybee stings you, they also die,
don't they like? Isn't it the same thing as mating?
Which is why I'm always like, honeybee, don't sting me.
I ain't worth it? Like, go get you some dude,
like at least you know, at least have your moment,
you know what I mean, Like, don't sting me. I
ain't worth it. I ain't nothing to brag about. You know.
(27:28):
Go get that go get that fly honeybee, honey that
you would try to get with, get with her if
you're gonna die for it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You have this whole conversation with the bee.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, I'm trying to convince it not to sting me.
I'm like, bro, you only get one shot, one opportunity, man,
and I ain't the one. I mean, of all the
people that I've been with in that regard, if they
only got one shot and then they died, I feel
bad for all of them. It wasn't worth it. Man.
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