FULL SHOW: 03/06/2026

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
And there are a lot of hot freads. I don't
know if there are.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Was kind of fine.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh yeah he was. I like a man and go
to work. Yeah, he beat him at his feet on
the ground.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You know that's hot.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Fred's show is odd. Guys, they got the funk. I
got the funk. I don't know how this is gonna go.
You're gonna have to carry this show like you always do.
I'm just gonna sit back and push the buttons and
just watch the magic. Jason, Okay, all right, take it away.
Go ahead, till you're the host of the show today. Yeah, okay, good,
I would like to see this good. No, you're the
host of the show.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Go yeah, okay, we're just gonna play the.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
First We got to say hot everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
We just came in.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yep, we gotta see high and then probably like an
introduction with okay, never mind.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Good morning, Kaitlin. Hey, Hi Jason.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't know if I got the funk. I don't
know if it's from flying on planes. I don't know
if it's because I was in a place where like
people have allergies, where like it's already warm.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I don't know weather changes recently, Yes, what sixty degrees
then eighty and then sixty and then fifty and I
can't handle this. This is the time of year where
I just I probably should just like disappear for a month,
take a hiatus. Yeah, let everything level right, right, just
work it all through and then I'll come back. Nobody
would miss me. It would be fine. Everybody would be
fine talking like that. Jason could host the show like

(01:29):
you just did. I mean, we're perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
He doesn't even open breaks, You don't say hi to anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yes, here's where I actually i'd like to hear where
you were going.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
I want to play the new bb rexas song because
I like it. So that's what I would start off with. Okay,
don't we talk a little first?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, so no for play at all, don't warm it
up at all? No, no.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, this was a tiny good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Right exactly like you got to welcome people and then
you know, got it. Okay, tell me you love them,
you appreciate it, We love you. You all are super
hot today, okay, all right, yeah, yeah right, it's just
me in this room. For all the criticism that people
have about me, you just did a whole break without
identifying the other four people that.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Are in there.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Mysterious if we're not even here, because it doesn't really
meant there him right, because Jason's over here with his
feed props getting He's getting fed rapes by these two
women here and his beck and call white and his butt.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I didn't even think he needed that.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
His hands worked fine, but for some reason, the guy
has meniscus repair surgery. He needs his butt wipe by
two girls on the show. You didn't even ask me
to do it. He's trying to preserve the sexy. Is
that what you say?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
You don't need to see what's going on over here?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, you guys, You guys are the are the ward
the ward maidens. In the morning, they get downstairs at
the parking garage, standing at attention with a wheelchairs.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
It takes all of.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
The women on the show to go down there. Everyone
leaves to go ten to Jason.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I care. I can't wait for my colonoscopy.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
When you guys drive me and then stand at attention
while they take a camera up.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
You guys right for us, I'm gonna wheel you in here.
You think I'm playing that.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I hope you don't have to. I think they remove
the camera before you leave. I don't know the one
you're going to.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh what do you do?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Tell me more? Tell me more.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I got you a side job show.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, we're going for fully licensed this one.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm excited for you to have the long toot after
the Colona. I know, I know you don't like it,
but it like lasts for forty five minutes and like
you're supposed to do that.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's a good thing.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
But like for you, I know it's going to be yeah,
because you gotta let the air out.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh god, I don't even know any details. Just Jesus,
take the wheel, man, I'm gonna show up. Just go ahead,
knock me out. I mean you can undress me too,
like I don't care. In fact, knock me out the
night before and then just wake me up when September ends, man,
wake me up when it's till over, and like it'll
be fine. I just yeah, I want to be a
sleep for that too, Okay, I don't care. Okay, Well again,

(04:08):
I got two ladies that will stand it attention to
do whatever it takes around here.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yes we will.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
We will definitely humble you.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
I've been in positions that I didn't think that I
would ever be in, or having these ladies push me around,
or Mike having to help me get my chony's on.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
You know, it's it humbles you and you say like wow,
I think that's called intimacy. And I don't think I
could ever get there. I just don't because one, I
don't like to be a burden that anybody. Two and
I know I know that's you and you're not because
you do so much for other people. But two, there
are just things that I'm not comfort Like when people
talk about, well, you know, you live with someone else,

(04:50):
you know, it's like last if it's my maturity, like
you know, bodily functions and and all kinds of sort
of like un sexy things that happen when you live
with another human and like r you need to deal
with that, like you need to you know, be a
man or whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's like, oh no, no, no, no, I've hat people.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Over there, your man, I've hat people over the years.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
In this room.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
On the text on the call criticize me man for
being like like like like I'm like it's a maturity
issue for me that I am a little bit freaked
out by other people's bodily functions, but I'm freaked out
by my. It's not other people, it's all bodily functions.
Like I don't like my bodily functions. So the idea
that someone actually now lives and uses the same like

(05:31):
bathroom where I have to do things that are unspeakable,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't. I don't want to deal with it.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I think the whole thing is though, that you can
be that way until you know God laughs and puts
you in a situation like Jason where he literally had
to surrender, which.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Is exactly what which is like that I I wouldn't
be good in that situation. And it's not because it's
not human or because it's just because I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
I'm myself. I don't I'll be embarrassed. Man, this is
all so natural. It is like what you're going through
is humbling. But but that's why you have a support system.
You have a partner, you have friends, you have family,
Like this is what people do in life.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Unfortunately, you never know our life's gonna catch you.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
And yeah, and then when you're when you don't, you
can wipe your butt in private, which is wonderful.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
It's wonderful, too cocky, right, but how how would I
do that?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
As well?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
There's no one around, and things can get a little
you know, We're not really worried, you know, because potentially
I'll be able to do it.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Then I'll say, get your nurse.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's all good. Yeah, well if we're not available, but
even that.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Even that would I know. I'm just I'm a weirdo.
Like I'm a weirdo. I don't like my own stuff,
how much gonna do with somebody else? And then I
certainly don't want somebody else dealing with my stuff on
my behalf.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah, Jason's a weirdo in the sense that he doesn't
want anyone to help him ever, maybe not the bodily stuff.
But so I think you guys are weirdos in different ways.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
And Jason got mad at me because I was like, Jason, like,
I love you, but sometimes I feel like and don't
like not be my friend anymore. But I feel like
sometimes you have like the Jesus complex, and I'm like,
it's it's like I I'm gonna give give, give to
the world, but like you won't let others give to you.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
She just called you Jesus all.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
That You're like, I mean, it is, but I'm also like,
are we gotta let going like God on this one?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
No, I just don't ever.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I hate asking anyone for help, and I hate having
to feel that like my personal stuff becomes work for
other people.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Let's keep going so hard, Let's keep going hard that
we have to get surgery on our knee.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Right, And that's why and bed God put me in
this position I'm in now.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, guys, I just I hate myself today because I
don't feel good.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I know, I don't feel well. And it started last night.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I got homemozon feeling well, and so for whatever reason,
I was looking for things to watch. I finished watching
Jury Duty on Amazon Prime, which, because there's a new
season coming up, this is not new. People are listening
now going yeah, dude, that was like a couple of
years ago and or maybe more than that, where you've
been well. I knew that a new season was coming
so and my friend was telling me, you need to
watch this.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's actually pretty good. Do you do you have you
seen this?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
The premise of the show is that a guy's doing
jury duty and there's a documentary team following him to
like get the gist of what it's like to be
in a jury. But and this is not like a spoiler,
but everybody involved except for him as an actor, the
entire thing is fake except for him, So the whole

(08:14):
thing is scripted and he's the only one that doesn't know.
And it's really well done, Like it's very clever, it's
very funny, and it's actually very sweet, and I don't
want to give too much away, but like I thought
it was really it was really good, and I was
actually sad that the same crew of people are not
in the second season from what I can tell, but
they probably can't be. It can't be the same scenario

(08:36):
because people would probably figure it out, and the fact that.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
This guy never figured it out.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
And then in the last episode, I hope this isn't
a spoiler either, they sort of show moments where the
cast did screw it up because it's mostly ad lib,
like where they called another actor by their real name
in the midst of it. Because a lot of it's
not like actual word script because you don't know what
that guy's going to do, so it's like a general idea.
These people are all just just like improv experts, and

(09:02):
they really could. But there are all these moments and
he caught a few of them where he's like, why
did you call her Cassandra?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Her name is whatever? And then they had to like
and they were for him.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Then there are producers in a rooms and we're scurrying
to change the storyline to figure out how to cover
that screw up.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
And then I was really like, it's good anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I watched it, and I watch all of it so
that I pivoted, guys. I pivoted m hm to whatever
that love is, blind show is. And I hate myself.
I hate I hate myself. I hate these people. I
hate them. I hate myself and I hate these people.
And I've only gotten through I think one episode. Have
you watched the whole season?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
My husband watches the whole season, and I like, come
in the room. I'm in and out, so I kind
of get what's going on.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
But I've heard that Hobby watching.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, you guys love the dating show. He loves the
dating show.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
So guys, it's so bad.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's just so bad and oh my god, and I
just I squirmed, like last night that episode. I'm not
going to get anything away either, but episode one, and
I have no idea how much time has elapsed, but
it can't be long, you know, because it shows like
the premise of the show, if you don't know, is
you've got a group of men and a group of
women and they live on like separate sides of a warehouse.

(10:15):
And then they put them in these pods and they
go on dates and am using air quotes. But they
there's like a partition between them and all they can
hear are each other's voices, but they don't have any
concept of what the other looks like, and they're not
allowed to ask. Now, a lot of these guys and
girls get a little crafty, you know, and they're like,
so what are your what are your hobbiests?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Do they involve? I don't know, like going to the gym?
You know? Do you enjoy lifting things? Like? You know?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
But you can't flat out say like are you black
or white?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Are you you know? What do you have?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Whatever you can? You can hint around it, but you
cannot just come out. I guess according to the rules
and just be like tell me what you look like?
Are you fat? You know?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Or whatever? Whatever you're into?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Whatever you're not into, you can't do and so, like
last night in episode one and again, so I don't know.
They have these dates, and I guess over time they
can choose to spend more time I think with certain
people after they've met everybody, you know, they can be like, what, yeah,
like I had a better connection with well, they all
I think it's it's all they all certain pods.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, it's all pods.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
But then they could be like, I want more time.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
With so and so.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
So you start to like you'll hone in on the
people that you think you might like the best. And
then they go in the little room, the communal room
with all the men and all the women, and they
talk about who they're dating and say, you're not dating,
you know. And then it's like, well, I hope that
so and so is not your interest because that's mine.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
And then they start to like bicker over who.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay, so last night in episode one, I can only
imagine it's been a couple of days total that this
has been shooting.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
At this point. One dude is I love you, baby,
I love you so much. I want to be with
you for the rest.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Of my On one day, she's crying, Oh my god.
He proposes I'm like, I'm just I'm I'm literally in
the fetal position.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
At this point. Yeah, I'm going, what are you doing?
What are you doing? You know?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And then another scene is two people who've never seen
each other fighting. They start and then she goes, I
don't think this is gonna work. We can't be in
a relationship together. You're not in a relationship. You just
a producer handed you a flower from this man, you know,
and he's on the other side eating beef and broccoli.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
And I'm just.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Going, I think anybody can get caught up in the idea.
It's it's at least with the same thing is true
with the Bachelor, but at least on the Bachelor, like
you could sort of see if there's chemistry because you're
like really in front of the person. But the whole
thing is you're talking to someone. I get that, I
get the concept. But you go in believing that you're
gonna leave engaged, so you're already programmed that, like I'm

(12:50):
supposed to fall in love, like this is a sign,
this is fate.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
And then you go in.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
There and you're just talking to someone, and then I
feel like there's this rush to make sure, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I feel like it's a lot of factors.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Like I feel like it's like being stripped of your
job social media, like shut out from the world, Like
that's one thing. And the only people you have to
talk to are like the people that you're living with
and then the people that you're talking to in the pod.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
So that probably speeds things up.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
And also the kinds of people that apply are probably
like I'm sick of you know, the dating, I'm sick
of the apps, whatever. I'm ready to try something new
because I do want to get married. So like it's
probably a different kind of person, you know.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
What did I see last night? A girl they get
in a fight.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
She's talking to like four men. I'm not judging that.
Like that's the concept. That's that's the whole thing. You know,
you juggle the people until you find the people you
like the best, and then they get in some kind
of fight and they're both angry, and I'm like, you
don't know each other at all.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, fighting with someone who just moithered, she's.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Not personal, Like it's I mean, it's personal, I guess,
but like I'm fighting with a voice, you know. Then
they get a fight, and then the one woman comes
in sobbing over this fight with this man she's ever seen,
and I'm just going, what is going?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Like, how emotionally fragile are you?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's so upsetting, I know I can see that.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
And then Bella, she's Bella, you know, our producers watching,
she's been watching it. And then she, you know, I
walk in and I three steps in the door of Fred.
You know, she's eighteen red bulls ahead of me or whatever.
She drinks, and it's like, you know, we got to
talk about this. I'm like, I can't talk about this
right now. I need a minute. I don't have a voice.

(14:29):
I need a minute exactly.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know, but you can you can bet I'll
watch the whole damn thing. I mean, you can bet
that I will finish it now. But it just makes
me so uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Is it a good season I used to watch?

Speaker 5 (14:41):
I kind of gave up, like I was like, this
is the same song and dance every time?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, that is it's very formula. Like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I think I watched the first season and then I
haven't watched any other seasons and then I'm watching this.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
You watched her in COVID, I remember.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, but that mean that was desperate times called for
desperate mesage.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Oh yeah, we were watching it. I mean Tiger Game
had its moment.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I tell yeah, we're seeing a lot less of nikolache
and and Vanessa, which I think they're very nice people.
And I you know, I'm a big ninety eight degrees guy,
like shout out to Nick.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
But I didn't understand their role really the same.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
And I plays a hobby and hobbies like why are
you so bothered? And I'm like, I'm not bothered. I
was like, I just don't understand.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I think I'm just jealous, Like I'd like to be
the host of a viral Netflix series where all I
do is come in the beginning and go welcome everyone,
and then and then every now and again popping and
go how are you feeling?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
You know? And then and then that's it, like if
we don't need you for.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
This, Oh man, Chris Harrison's job.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
I used to look and be like he gets to
fly across the world just to say like, ladies, yeah, Fred,
this is the final road, you know, And then he
steps back.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Like buddy buddy with everybody, you buddy up and be like, so,
how you feeling about this? You know?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yea as direction? Is your heart leading you?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Right right? You know best job. Yeah they gave it
to that Jesse guy.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
He's hot, but he's no Chris, you know.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, it should have been one of us. Oh, should
have been one of them. It could have been you
could have been me. No one called.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Doing agent, do anything. I have no idea anyway, I don't.
I don't understand the show clearly.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
But what do you mean? I think I fully understand it.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I just I think it's a disaster, which is why
it's great television, right, Like all the things I'm saying
are the reasons why this is compelling to watch. But
it makes me so uncomfortable, like you're ruining your life
right now. And I mean there is a success rate.
I don't think it's very high. There are people who
have over time, you know, and had kids and all that,

(16:31):
and that's wonderful, but I think I think it's a
numbers gap.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think it's just you got lucky. There's just no way.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And I do understand that people can connect without ever
seeing each other, but I think it's risky, and I
also think we're talking about people who.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Are on there their well and apparently they're not.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
According to someone, if I keep watching, it gets worse
and people start acting up. But in theory, you know
you're being filmed and you know the thing, and you
know that everyone's going to watch this, so you're really
not e I don't think you're getting a truly authentic
verse of anybody, because I mean, if I were on
I was thinking last night, like, first of all, these
guys are so cheesy, it's so incredibly cheesy, and then

(17:09):
I'm watching this, going how would I act if I
were on levis Fline, Because I don't know. I tend
to be pretty direct. I tend to be very sarcastic.
I tend to be great satirical. But but that doesn't
word for everybody. But I don't think it would play
very well. So I think you either lean into being
like a villain or something, or you're not yourself because
you're putting on this this because all they can hear

(17:31):
is your voice and all they know are your words,
So like you're you're putting on this thing.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I don't know, I don't have a poker face.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
So like if when I saw them and like, I'm sorry,
I have to think the person I'm with is hot.
I'm so sorry about that. But I wouldn't be able
to hide, Like, you know, if I was like, oh,
the door slides open and then I'm like, oh boys,
I'd be you know, it's like back up, there you are.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's probably the topic, by the way, is people are
texting my love is blind.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
But mike' said during COVID.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
We watched sign spinning on ESPN, which is I've said,
Jason a few of them where I'm like, you know,
there's an Excel championship, like the spreadsheet software an Excel
World Championship, and I believe that it's shown on television
and there are commentators.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
It's an email championship.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Like, look, I get it. It's hard in the media
these days. Man, it's hard to get a gig, it's
hard to get a show, it's hard to get a
you know whatever. But if you were if I'm an
aspiring sports commentator in ESPN's like, we're gonna put you
on the Ode show, bro, But here's your break. You're
gonna be on an ode show and you're gonna do
the Excel Championship live from Topeka, Kansas, you know, the
Convention Center. I mean I would do it, but like,

(18:44):
I wouldn't feel great about it, you know. I agree
fred On Love is Blind is a hot mess? Oh well,
on Love is Blind? Okay, not fred On Love is Blind.
I agree with fred On Love.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Is Oh okay.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
I think you'd be a great like. I think you'd
get a lot of airtime, but probably yeah, Like I.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Think I would just tank my whole life for the
sake of other people's entertainment.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I would how would you creatively figure out? Well, you
don't really have a physical type, so I guess that
wouldn't matter to you.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
But I think I would either go in with absolute
sincere intention or I would go in and I would
just play everybody like, oh, I'm so into you, I'm
so into you, I'm sowing to you, I'm so in
to you. And then when the girl's like, did you
tell Samantha that you're falling for I never said that,
you know, I never said that, Like, she's a liar,

(19:38):
She's a freaking liar.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
And then the other girl.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Comes in like, but did you call me a liar, dude,
she's spinning stuff. Man, she's so into me, she can't
help it. Like people would love it, but I would
come out. I would need like security, because that's another
thing I'm noticing. I don't know that I've gotten more
DMS about any one thing that I have about Love
is blind in the last twenty four hours. And everyone's like,
this guy's a jerker, this guy's terrible, and this guys
would have like again. We talked to Mark Long from

(20:03):
road Rules Fame a couple of weeks ago on the Tanker.
If you watched Road Rules Real World, if you're of
that era, and I did ask him the question, you've
been out, you were on that show and you've made
a whole career out of it. Are you able to
do anything else other than be the guy from reality TV?
And his answer is no, because I'm the king of
reality TV or something. He's he's really he's decided, like

(20:23):
I think, the answer is no. I cannot be associated
with anything else. I could never be your dentist because
people would be like, oh, that's the guy from the
Real World.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
I don't know if he owned it and he's extended it,
so I guess you have to believe in yourself that hard, and.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Maybe in this career would be a good thing. But
I feel like I would need personal security out here
in these streets. If I like played everybody and then
tried to walk around the airport or whatever, people be.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Like, you're the villain for sure.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
But it might be really good. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Maybe all audition they're all much younger though they're in there,
like late twenties, early thirties.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
That voice though the girls would go wild, that's true, well,
especially the sick one.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, they would have no idea.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Honestly, I need.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I need to get in the studio and make it
like a movie trailer demo right now. And then when
they actually like, they're like, oh, this guy could do
movie trailers. But then they didn't realize I was sick.
Then I have to go like lick a park bench
to get get sick again so I can get so
I can get back to form from my movie trailer voice.
Let's do Biggest Stories of the Day next after Teddy Swims,
it's the Fred.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Shows Biggest Stories of the Day. By the way, that's
probably the topic.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
But eight five three five, what is the thing that
you found yourself watching on you know whatever TikTok and
Instagram reels on TV or whatever you streamed it. What
is the thing you found yourself watching that You're like,
I cannot believe I'm watching this.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Because the stuff with infomercials.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Back when infomercials were really big, I used to watch,
like late at night, I would watch them.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I was fascinated by I'm like, this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Who's the guy with the orange juice and the spilling?
Wasn't there a guy was spilling on an info.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
There was a guy was spilling.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
There was the guy that flex seal, guy that would like,
you know, tape a boat together and sail away.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Right that such a time.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Then it was this slap chop guy. That was a
long time ago, but you know it's I'd see the
same infomercial. I'd watch it over and over when I
was a kid. That Ron Popeel Food dehydrator commercial. Yeah,
I'd watch that one. I already know what's gonna happen.
He's gonna chop stuff up and put it into the hydrator.
And then or the or the one that was magic.
This was this was before air fryar fame. Is he

(22:27):
had like a rotisserie grill and they was rosaderie. And
they can take anything on the show and stick it
on a spit and stick it in there. And then
an hour later you had like this bone appetite. Everybody
like this amazing, you know, like perfectly roasted anything.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Those people like deserve to raise because like their ability
to like be excited about something for.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Like an hour and I really, you know, find new
ways that it could help your life.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
You got me excited about consumer electronics.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Right, I'm jacked two am. I can't sleep one night.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You know, I may have I may have inhaled some
secondhand smoke legally and I it was it was tag,
There was was. I believe it's called World Chase Tag
and they run around like an obstacle course and have
to tag each other thirty minutes later, still watch it, Yeah,
absolutely still on. But yeah, I find myself watching all

(23:22):
kinds of ridiculous things because I have nothing. I don't
have like a child yelling at me or anything. But
I'm just I'm just curious. Sham Wow the orange juice
guy with sham.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Wow, thank you, Yes, okay, sham Wow.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Watching people try and peel the shells off a raw
egg without breaking the egg.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Watch that one too. I did watch that one too.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I watched that for hours.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
They had like surgeons doing it. Uh huh, you know,
being like like break and yoak would go everywhere.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Weird like rubbery thing like that.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
You.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, I watched that for.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
A long set it and forget it. Yeah, someone knows
what I'm talking about. Yeah, the Miracle Blade New Wave oven.
Oh yeah, this is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
A blender.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh yeah. Yeah. And it's like that looks amazing.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I need it, Like all I got it. I just
stick all that stuff in there and push a button.
It comes out looking like smoothie king.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Unbelievable severe storms could affect nearly sixty million people from
Texas to the Great Lakes today, according to forecasts. Meteorologists
warn that some storms, including super cells, might develop throughout
the day, with the most intense activity likely in the
evening and overnight. The highest tornado risk stretches from Madison, Wisconsin,
down to Dallas. On Thursday, powerful storms swept across the

(24:31):
southern plains, bringing numerous tornado threats from Texas to the Midwest.
Louisiana was also rattled by a magnitude four point nine earthquake,
one of the strongest recorded in the state, though no
damage or injuries were immediately reported.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Great news guys.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
NASA says the chance of an asteroid hitting the Moon
in twenty thirty two, as reported on The Fred Show,
of course, is now zero, So there's now at least
one thing less to worry about it. And I don't
I'm sure something bad would happen. I don't know what
happened to something happens to the Moon. It's got to
be something gravitational or something bad would happen or light

(25:06):
I'm too stupid to know. But anyway, all I know
is that it's not going to happen.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
Now.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
There was a four point three percent probability of a
direct impact of an asteroid to the Moon.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Now they're saying none.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
What about Earth?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
No word on Earth? No word.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
But I think we have bigger things to worry about
than things are coming from space. I think we got
some other things going on right now. We got to
attend to Apple Music is announcing an AI TRANSPARENCYED tag.
We're just talking about this yesterday. But the problem with
this is for some people is that it's voluntary. So
they're implementing a new Artificial Intelligence TRANSPARENCYED tag to flag
content that is created by AI. The streaming platform announced

(25:41):
the latest up take, calling them transparency tags. Any composition, track, music, video,
or artwork that artwork art Wook art work that was
created with AI is required to be listed under the
AI TRANSPARENCYED tag. The catch, though, is that disclosure is
still up to the distributor and record label, and Apple
Music is noted if omitted, none is assumed.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
That means it's not mandatory.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
In a newsletter, Apple says that proper tagging of content
is the first step and giving the music industry the
data and tools needed to develop thoughtful policies around AI.
Southwest Airlines, man, they're making everybody mad. You know, they
got rid of their little sticks in the gate area.
You know the sticks. You got to stand by your
stick and fight with the person. Well, i'm a five,

(26:26):
I'm a right. Then I get on the airplane before you,
and I get to choose from the two hundred seats
before YouTube.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, they're not doing so hard.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
And now they've got a sign seating. People don't like that.
Mad about that, and then people I've seen a lot
of industry folks I know on social media Facebook specifically
because you know, I like to go there and torture myself.
They're upset because they travel like every day, and they
used to have, you know, a status with Southwest, which
meant they got to fly the plane, and now apparently
they don't have that. Like it's you know, the way

(26:56):
this has all been reshuffled. It doesn't work well for
them or something they're Southwest Airlines is reportedly testing a
new cleaning approach that would focus only on the extra
legroom seats in the front instead of cleaning the entire
cabin between flights. They're only going to clean the premium
seats now. So like if somebody, I don't know, what

(27:16):
the hell has plan if somebody changed your baby's diaper
and like stuck the thing in the you know, which
you should never do of course, but if you you know,
I don't know. People are just disgusting and I and
I think it's Southwest. The flight attendants are the ones
who clean the planes, unlike some airlines who they have
a cleaning crew. So between flights they like go and
pick up the trash. Ver I guess now, they're saying.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Now.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Normally, Southwest planes turn around quickly between flights, with flight
attendants mostly tidying up trash and seatbelts rather than doing
a full cleaning. Under this test, though, a cleaning crew
would briefly board to clean the premium section, while standard
economy seats would continue to get only the quick tidy.
So someone's gonna like professionally clean the front, but then

(27:57):
the back is I we'll see what happens. Craigs wore
that passengers will notice the difference between sections and blame
flight attendants, while the airline says the goal is simply
to improve service for premium seats during tight turnaround times.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I don't know. I don't like him.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
If you're looking for a job, Wendy's is going to
pay somebody one hundred thousand dollars for a Chief Tasting Officer.
The role is real and mostly involves eating Wendy's food,
reviewing it, and creating social media content about burgers, fries,
and frosteeds. The job is largely remote, with occasional visits
to a local Wendy's or appearances in brand videos and ads.

(28:31):
You don't have to have any traditional qualification, just a
good palette personality on camera and a love of Wendy's food.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
For one hundred grand, one hundred.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Grand, I'll start eating beef again. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I'm in. I would do. They're good too, I'm in.
I'm absolutely in.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Have you seen in the controversy now all the fast
food CEOs are going at each other after the McDonald's
robot ceo posted a video eating a sandwich and like
you could tell this man who had just left pilates
and eating a green hip and he absolutely did not
want to do.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
This, taking the world's smallest bite out of his burger.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
He kept calling the Archburger whatever, the new Arches burger
a product.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, oh, this product has been tested.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's a burger man, Like I know, I know that
you're in that world where you're like pushing you know,
food on humans, and you know you use all these
industry product and whatever other roi and whatever other sort
of That's a guy who circle back emails.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
He's done it like so much.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I was like, wait, is it real?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Like is it a burger?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
And then he went on this like two cents thinking
about how well this is my lunch. By the way,
who cares man. If I if I worked at McDonald's,
if I was the CEO McDonald's, I'd be like nuggets now,
anytime of day, I'd have it. You know how the
president has a diet coke button in his office. I'd
have a nuggets button and a FRI's button in my office.
I would push it and someone's job would be to
bring me the freshest fries you ever had.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
In your life.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I didn't know that he had that button. That's why
the president. Yeah, yeah, he has a diet coke button
in the in the oval office. He pushes a button
and somebody comes in with a diet coke.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
So cool.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yeah, there's a real housewive with a champagne button in
her closet.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
So she pushes it and someone brings her a glass
of champagne.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
See I like it.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I love this so much. Yeah, what would your button, Well,
it'd be coke zero. A yeah, zeral Fred, you know
what I discovered?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
What did you discover?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Cherry coke zero?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
You're a lover.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
You're gonna love her. I'll bring you one to my car. Yeah, yeah,
in your trunk.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
It's not a touch of pepper. Continues to be the
most elite of diet drinks.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
As I'm as, I'm sort of as im I'm working
my way out of soda again, and I'm gonna I'm
working through the diet drinks. I read a study that
says that will help me stop drinking soda. I think
it's working. Someone else said fifty to fifty, like half
diet half the regular one. The problem is the diet
overtakes the flavor of the regular ones, so it doesn't
really work.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
You may as well just drink diet. But yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
A Las Vegas tourist is facing animal cruelty charges after
police say he stole a Flamingo I saw that from
the Flamingo Hotel and then turn it into a selfie
prop sor vantage to put it in photos on his phone.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Led police to arrest him.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
The Flamingos survived, and the tourist is now facing multiple
animal cruelty charges. I guess this guy, thirty three year
old man. He stole it and took it to his
hotel room. The bird's name is Peachy. He just wanted
pictures with it. I'm surprised. I'm not getting you guys
know how I feel about birds. I'm not getting near.
I don't trust a bird. I am not kidnapping a bird.
It's animal cruelty.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Go to jail. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
He should be nice to peachee the bird. You're not
supposed to take them to your hotel room. This is
not the Hangover movie with the tiger.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
How drunk was he?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Right?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
How drunks you have to be in a steal a
flaming and bring it to your hotel room and you'll
be heard it to you from what I read like
you heard it, that's.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
What I well.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
He took a picture with his hands around it's like neck.
I don't think the bird was The bird is okay now,
but I figure name is stupid. Yeah, taking pictures for
his little social media.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
We've all been really drunk. I don't think theyone's stolen
a bird and brought it to your house.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
A girl in college did go on the Black Web
when she was drunk and buy like some sort of
like wild cat, like a tiger or something, and literally
like put it on her mom's credit card and didn't
remember we're doing it in the morning.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
So that I had a fraternity brother.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Who was a kleptomaniac and he in college thought it
was funny to steal stuff, like, not like steal a TV.
He would steal like the condom machine from the bar.
He'd bring a crowbar somehow into the bar under his jacket,
pry the thing off and like put it. And then
there was like one day there's a condom machine in
the fraternity I was like, where did you get this?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
He's like this place down the road.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
At one point, I kid you not, I woke up
and in the lobby of our fraternity room was a
road sign, but not like not a stop sign, one
of those from the highway, like the ones that hang
over the road that are like eight feet tall by
ten feet long. You know, they'll say like, you know,
Detroit and an arrow you know in that director right

(32:44):
right exactly, not even like a street sign like the
rectangular ones that are you know, no, I mean the
I'm like, how did you Like they use a crane
to put them up.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
I'm like, how did you how did you do that?
He's like, don't worry about that's better than we had
a clep jo. But she was steal our stuff and
she later did a later, y that's petty theft. You
I later excellently found her in adult content. She had
done Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay, wearing your sweater from college probably and another day,
and another thing that young people want, younger people than
us at least. VHS tapes are making a comeback and
some are now selling for big money. People want and
there are people listening right now who don't even know
what that is a VHS tape.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You can you can google that and do that.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
This is a precursor to DVDs and the precursor to streaming.
But people now want VHS tapes. They're hunting for old tapes,
especially rare horror movies, cult films, and sealed copies, which
can sell for hundreds or even thousand. So I don't
think it's as much about watching them, because the quality
is not as good as what you can get now.
It's it's the people are buying them to sell them.

(33:50):
Steve Aoki I saw the other day has a gigantic
collection of like old CDs that are still in still wrapped.
I'm like, okay, well, I guess that's a rich people do.
It's a National employee Appreciation Day. What do we get
in today? We get any day pizza party? That what's
here what Adam getting on Friday?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
What do you get us a sixth?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh no, never mind, no more stuff there on here
Camlin's entertainer report.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
He's on the Fresh Show.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
If you have the Internet by now, you probably have
seen that Miss Britney Spears was arrested for a dui
in Ventura County, California. Cops believe she may have been
under the influence of both alcohol and drugs. They pulled
her over after she was driving erradically, allegedly swerving in
and out of lanes, where as they suspected she took
a whole cocktail of a bunch of stuff. But of

(34:36):
course they're waiting on a toxicology report to confirm what
was in her system. She was booked Thursday morning and
released a few hours later. She was also reportedly taken
to a hospital for testing to measure her intoxication level.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Hearing she was very emotional.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
A rep for her, though, called the incident completely inexcusable,
saying she plans to comply with the law and take
response ability. Also expressed hope that the arrest could become
the first step toward getting the help and support she needs.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
And I hope this is true.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Apparently loved ones are stepping into support her, including her
two sons, who are expected to spend time with her
while family members work on a plan focus for her
well being. Speaking of that, there's a former Free Britney
advocate who's saying, maybe we shouldn't have freed her. I
know there's like a lot of talk about that, but
this girl, who was very active in that movement, is like,

(35:28):
maybe we made the wrong move. I still contend that,
like her dad did some damage and maybe it shouldn't
have been him.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
But yeah, I certainly hope the best for her.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
And that was my controversial take when she was demanding
to be released from the conservatorship. It's like, okay, so
maybe not her dad, but somebody. It would appear someone
needs to be monitoring things, and maybe it's not whoever's
in the camp now.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Yeah, I do think she was taking advantage of but yeah,
there needs to be someone who actually cares and loves her.
In similar news, justin Timberlake, Britney's X got a small
win in his drunk driving arrest that happened in the
Hampton's after a judge temporarily blocked the release of the
bodycam footage.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
What is on this bodycam footage that he is so
afraid of us seeing?

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Well, I mean, you remember he got the it was
changed from a dw I to like a much lesser charge.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
So we're just gonna see that he was really hammered.
I'm not widering.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
So there's paraphernalia in the car, or there was a
person in the car that shouldn't have been there. There's
something going on here because you know, look, you get
a DUI that a lot of famous people have been
caught on bodycam footage, and it's you know, you can do.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Whatever that term is.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You can, it's it's public information. You can request to
get it. Yeah, and we see these, we see it
all the time. Why why is he so intent that
we don't see this?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, it's I mean, it's very interesting.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
And remember his story was that he had one martini,
So I mean, I'm sure there's a reason why he doesn't.
And really quick ozempic oprah is trending that that term
is going viral.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I don't know if she's on oba ozembic. I don't care.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
She looks amazing, She looked unrecognizable at fashion Week.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
She was so like I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
She was obviously tinier, but she had.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Like a very long ponytail in which we've never seen
from Miss Oprah. She looks great, So I don't care
what she's doing, but that trend is I think she is. Oh,
she's very public about it. The whole town hall about
was she was.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Doing weight Watchers and she was a partner in the business,
and then she got out of that because she was pivoting.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
To the GLP.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I know she like interviewed people about the GLP ones.
Is she open about being on that. I thought she wasn't. Yeah,
don't quote me, but I thought she was okay either way,
she looks great. I didn't recognize her.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
She's got a long ponytail and she was in her
little fashion week outfit.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
So if you see that trending, that is why.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
And meanwhile, I'm on the Wendy's website of playing for
the Taste or Joe. You guys are all in, you know,
not all of you. Some of you are trying to
lose weight. To me, I'm like, okay, hold on, how
do I get that job?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I agree, like, see, if they let you bring a.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Friend, right rich, we'll get that. And then we do
the glps after they fire us from the Fred Hill Radio.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
If you want to catch up on anything you missed,
that's on the free iHeart.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Radio app right blocks just a second waiting by the phone.
Why did somebody get ghost? Did show bis Shelley seven
fifty in the show? Now we get a tie with
Maria this morning. I have the final keyword in a
few minutes to see Harry Styles in Sydney, Australia. And
when you have them all then I will tell you
what we're doing next. But all I can all I
will say is that within the next I don't know

(38:18):
hour or so, somebody will win the trip to Sydney,
Australia to see Harry Styles. Right here more Fread Show. Next,
This is the Fread Show. It's the Fred Show. Good
Morning one O three five Kiss FM, Chicago's number one
hit music station.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. You know, I
lay in bed this morning and I thought, not today,
not today. I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
But then.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
And I don't.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I don't claim that, you know, if I don't show up,
that like people's day won't be okay.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It'll be fine. It'll be fine. You guys. You guys
will handle it. Everything will be fine, might be better.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
But I have an obligation, and that is to make
sure someone goes to Sydney, Australia to see Harry Styles.
If I have one job in life today, it's that
I'm must deliver. And so I.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Opened the cabinet and I thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
You have a seat. Have a seat, Jason, my God,
have a seat, Jason. Goodness, miraculous. I feel like, I
mean one of those church things where the person rose
from the wheelchair because God healed them. It is unbelievable. Uh,
you've been faking this the whole time to get female attention. Yes,

(39:29):
you're a female icon. You didn't have to do that. No,
but I have one job. So I opened the cabinet.
I took all the decongestions I could find, everything I
could find. I just opened my mouth and I poured
it down. And here we are. And so that's what
I'm here to do today. I'm looking at the final keyword.
We'll give it to you at seven point thirty and
then we'll tell you what to do next. But in
the next few minutes, if you have all ten keywords,

(39:51):
then you'll make a sentence, which Jason did make a
good point. I suppose many sentences could be made from
these ten words. Yeah, look for you know, just we're
looking for you to know the words, not really the sentence. Okay,
And if you're missing a word, then check it out
on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
All the shows. All the words, we left them up there.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
She can get caught up and you'll have all ten
in a few minutes, and then we give away the
trip Sydney, Australia. Harry Styles on The Fred Show, it's
kiss well in the city.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I actually do. I do have a burner from I
do have a burner? You do you do? I've never
used it, but I have one.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I know you was sex in the show?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah no, here that say how terrible we are.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Fred's show is on all right, Jason feeling a little
but I think the match a kicking in slightly. I'm
a little less gravelly, but still take it away. You're
the host today.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Go yeah, it's the Fred Show.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Hey, Kaylen, Hey, Hey, I'm Jason's Friend's here too, but
he's not talking because he's sick.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I'm sorry, Fred, this is really good. Actually, you feel better?
Come over here, Bibby.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Okay, Honestly, Jason, as I said out there a minute ago,
the last thing I need is for you to be
good at this too, Okay, because if you're the marketing
director and the show director and the syndication director, and
then you're.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Also now you can host the show.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Honestly, they're gonna be like Fred, here's some apples, go
out to pasture, like just walk aroun until you die.
It's fine, Like, we don't need you anymore. They would
love nothing more than to get rid of me around here.
They would love I'm such a pain in the bud, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah, it happens.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, you weren't supposed to agree with that, but you're not. Yeah, No,
you're great. You are everything too, super sincere.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
No, I think in this room we're pretty solid. I
can't promise what happens outside this room, though, No, I
can't promise you agree.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
If you are a member of the Fred Show, we're
fine once once, once we walk the halls, are we
not fine?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I mean among among all of us, I think it's
we're fine.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Depends on how.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Fine among us among with each other. Yeah, yeah, that's
what we're saying. No, I know, but oh that she goes.
I don't know mentally well.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
As contractions. She's telling me all.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Morning, you're not pregnant. I'm not.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
I'm not giving birth right now, Jason. Sorry, No, I
have a tummy ache. I don't even have tummy aches
like that.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Like, I don't get that.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I just I meant spiritually, we're fine among each other. Yeah, yeah,
we we love each other. Now, I'm not saying we're
all well individually. I just meant collectively. I believe that
it's a healthy, functioning group of people. But I would
agree then once you leave the group at any given moment,
I might punch somebody in the face in the whole way,
which HR does not encourage that.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
So I just mind my own.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
It's a frustrating place to me, know, but not but
not in here, not in this cage that they lock
us in every day. This is a nice cage, beautiful.
We'll get to blogs in just a second, can you tell.
I'm just yeah, people like people like these days when
I'm on a little too many gold meds and like
the real truth serum comes out, you know, you.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
We'll get to blogs in a second. Waiting by the phone.
Why did somebody get ghosted? In ten minutes, I'll give
you a last keyword, the very last keyword, and then
you will have all ten And Jason made a great point.
You can make a lot of sentences with these words.
Doesn't really matter all. Yeah, I'm not super concerned. As
long as you have the right words, it will be fine.
And maybe the next one that we do, we're working

(43:16):
on another one here in a couple of weeks, another trip,
and maybe we'll do it a little differently, Yeah, a
little bit, you know. As you know, we try things
and then we see if they work, and then we
oftentimes do it differently.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Thanks for your patient the next thing along.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
With us, Yeah, no, we appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
But someone in the next forty minutes will win a
trip to see Harry Styles in Sydney, Australia, the biggest
trip that we've ever given away in the history of
the show. So in ten minutes, we'll give you a
keyword and it will give you a few minutes to
like marinate on that, and then in about twenty twenty
five minutes then we'll tell you to be calling number
twenty five. Give us all the words that's how you
win the trip Waiting by the phone. The entertainer of

(43:53):
for its seven to fifty was show be to Shelley
all coming in.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, they talk better than they sit. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
All right, it's like we're writing in our diaries, except
we say them aloud.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
We call him blogs.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Kalin, take it away, Thank you, dear blog.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
So I talked about my dad recently, and some of
the thirteen really enjoyed hearing about him.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
He's a quirky guy. He's yeah, he's had a tanning
bed in his hu. He's lived so many lives. That
man has.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Stories for days. He's just a character. Like they just
don't make him like him anymore. And I have to
tell you guys about his latest obsession.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
And so my dad is not drinking right now. Love
that for him.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
But he is a very social guy, lives alone. He's single,
but like I think inherently he's an extrovert. I think
he's the reason why like the Midwest and me, like
someone will be in an elevator with a suitcase, I
start talking about I hope you're going somewhere warrant, Like
I make friends everywhere I think because of my dad. Anyways,
so he's not going to the bars where he has
friends everywhere.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
That's not his hangout.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
But he has a new place that is his quote
unquote cheers where he does hang out because he's not drinking,
and that is an audio and video store.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Okay, what is that.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
It's like they have.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
By a stereo one.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Literally I had no idea they still had them have them.
I think it's like a mom in pod because I
got the name from him the other day.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
But it's in Michigan, and he said they are heavy
into doing system design and installation as well as whole
house smart systems in not only audio and video, but
lighting as well as smart blinds and deck shading. Anyways,
I think he works for them, but the amount that
he goes to this store is like abnormal. Like he
has and by the way, he's obsessed with TVs, so

(45:38):
like this is his thing, like technology TVs.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
He has a TV in every single room.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
We're talking bathrooms, we're talking kitchens, we're talking upstairs downs,
we're talking in the garage. And what he likes to
do is have the same show on everywhere because he
can't sit still and you guys know that he has
inside tennis shoes for his inside you know, his inside work.
So he's always tinkering around. But there's always a TV
on and it always has the same show, so he
can watch it wherever he goes.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I think he's my idol, to be honest, Like I think,
like I want to yeah, like I want to be him.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I mean, you guys would have a time.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
So anyway, so he goes to the store and I
just I can't help but wonder if the people that
work there shout out Parker, his salesperson are.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Maybe a little bit annoyed, does he yes?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Always oh no, he probably love to see him coming.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
But he but but he wants to learn as well,
so they are constantly having to like teach him how
things work, show him how things work. He says that
they bring him into a special room where they put
on you know, the best of the best sound and
the best of the best TV, and they'll turn it
up and let him like listen.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I don't know. This is his new hyper fixation.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
And you know, we're glad it's it's not bad for him,
But I just it's just hysterical to me. Like he
told me yesterday. They're having a happy hour soon and
he's gonna he's that's like what he's looking forward to
is a happy hour at his at his little technology store,
like listen, and he's buying stuff he does need, which
I don't know if that's great, but he it's just.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Your inheritance going into this place. But it's fine.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Yeah, no, that's okay. I mean, whatever keeps him going,
whatever keeps him happy. But these are his new friends.
He goes there almost every day. He hangs out with them.
Shout out Parker. And this is his nude cheers. And
I just was curious if anyone else had like a
non bar. This is my cheers place, like a place
that you just go. Everybody knows your name, and that's
your comfort or your obsession. But I have to talk

(47:28):
to the people that work there because I do worry
that they're getting a little sick of him.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I love that for him.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Someone said, it's very much a think custom audio video.
It's what I do for a living. No, I had
a guy who came and put the TV on the wall,
but I didn't think he had a showroom. And that's
what he does too. He does all the same things
you just mentioned. But like I didn't know I could
go hang on in the guys, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Like Dan and No.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah, And like my dad is very like I don't care.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Like he's very upset, like if I don't have the
best like sound system for TV.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
He watches like the boom boom Pole movies. He wants
it loud boom yeah. And I'm like, he'll be like,
listen to this sound.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
He's guy keeping the Fast and Fear his franchise alive
because it makes this you know, Dolby Surround pop or
whatever the thing is now.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, he's into that. He has like testers for the audio.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
He bought a whole new laptop so that he could
run it all from one place. Obviously, Like I don't know,
he's losing his mind, but shout out to those people
who are babysitting my dad every day.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
It reminds me of my great uncle in Iowa. He
passed away, and my dad's uncle. Guy's a hell of
a guy. His name was Cliff Cliff Quake and Bush
was his name. Hell of a guy. I never met
his wife, but she had Alzheimer's and dementia. And he
was the guy I told the story before, but he
was the guy that for years and years and years
went to her assistance. She need assistant living because she

(48:38):
was really advanced. Every single day he'd go and like
dresser and comb her hair and do the whole thing.
And she had no idea who he was, but every
single day until she died, he would go visit her.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
The reason I bring him up, in addition to him
being a hell of a guy, is that he would
go to a hardware store every day every morning and
drink coffee with them every single day.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
So this is like a thing.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, yeah, every single morning he'd go have coffee with
the guys at the hardware store and sometimes he'd buy stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
He liked to do glass etching.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
He had like a glass etching thing in the back
of his house, so like, yeah, he'd go in there
and buy like stuff and yeah, every day coffee with
Cliff every single day.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
That's really sweet, Mikerid. It used to be that it
used to be home depot. He was considering getting a
job there, but now now we've moved on. But that's
really sweet. Yeah, I hear about these things.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
What was another one? I remember growing up?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
We used to go to McDonald's on Saturday morning for breakfast,
and we would drive there and in the corner were
like six or seven men, and they were the guys
that owned the newspaper, the television stations, and the radio stations.
The most powerful, probably the most powerful men in the
city would go to McDonald's every Saturday morning and they'd
sit around this table and nobody really knew, but like

(49:47):
our family was in the business. But like, if you
ever really wanted to get something done, like you should
have gone to the McDonald's, you know, and pulled up
because all these dudes are just sitting around and they
were just normal dudes drinking their you know, dollar ca
off and get it refilled all morning and just suit
in the breeze with each other.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I kind of hope for that someday.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I hope someday when I'm really old, that like I
can live on some kind of compound with my buddies
and like, you know, at five o'clock every day, we're
you know, drinking beers in the driveway or something.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
That's my dream, a dream my friends and I fantasize
about it every day.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Well that was my grandfather.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
My grandfather had the beer fridge, or he had the beer,
had the caaggerator in his garage, and if the garage
door was open, as it was every day around five o'clock,
that meant any of the neighbors could come and into
the garage, open the thing where the frosted glasses were,
and pour yourself a beer and bring your folding chair
and sit. And some days he'd open the garage, but

(50:40):
he couldn't hang out, so they'd hang out and he's
driveway drinking his beer.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
That's gonna make me want to move to a neighborhood,
Like seriously, same, because it's time guys.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
The problem is there would be days and I guess
you just keep the garage door close, but there would
be days where I'd be like, I don't feel like it.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah, that wouldn't be your house, maybe your neighbor's house.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, I go over there and I'll even send you
over the beer, but I need someone else to host it.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
But like I want to attend sometimes I do.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Yeah, I miss like he's from the mid that was
in the Midwest, right, because I feel like hanging out
rage is super is super Midwest thing, you know?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I have, Like I had birthday parties in the garage
that we still do it as a second birthday.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I love you in the crush, everybody loved this guy,
though everyone loved Fritz.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Oh yeah. Shout out to all the men who are
elder men and myself coming out all the elder men
in my family. They're cool, far more social than I am.
I don't know where. I don't know where this happened
at me.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
My grandfather was the mayor, and I'm like hi, and
then I keep my head down and hide from human being.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I don't know where that is.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
That's okay, Yeah, anyway, shout out to them waiting by
the phone. I got this keyword too after new Harry
Styles Music. Oh look at this, it's almost like I
planned it here. This song is Sitney, Australia. The last
keyword in three minutes Fred Show, Harry Styles Music, It's
American Girls.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
The Fred Show.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Oh is on?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Jason, do you want the honors?

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Can I really?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Do you want the honors? The last keyword keyword number
ten of ten? What is it? Jason? Tell him?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Is a play?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Play? Play?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Play? That's the last show. That's it there. It is
all right, So marinate on that for a second.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Make sure, you have them all, collect your thoughts, write
them all down and scramble and in about ten minutes
time and a half you call me, calling over twenty
five to win the trip to Sydney to see Harry
Styles on the Fred Show. Ever been left waiting by
the phone? It's the Fred Show. Hey Teddy, good morning,
welcome to the program.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
How are you? I'm doing all right? How are you
doing doing?

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Okay? Man?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
What's going on with this woman? Lisa?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
It's waiting by the phone. We're trying to figure out
if you've been ghosted. It sounds like maybe you have,
but we need the backstory. How did you meet Lisa?
Tell us about any dates you've been on, and then
where things are now?

Speaker 10 (52:55):
So we met on Hinge and I asked her out
to dinner and we went out. She was even hotter, funnier,
hit in person than she was when we were texting.
We had a great time, I thought, and we were
planning date number two, but then she just sort of disappeared.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
So I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Okay, and you look back on this date, I ask everybody,
but you look back on this date and everything went well.
I mean, you left the date feeling pretty good about
where things stood. Hey, I'm we're going to go out again,
Like I'm going to reach out and she's going to
be interested. The chemistry was there, the conversation was there,
and everything.

Speaker 10 (53:30):
Yeah, I mean, like I said, she was funny. I
was actually really laughing a lot, and I was having
a great time, and she seemed like she was too, okay.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Because the mood's light, you know. So then what could
possibly have gone wrong? I've said that many times too,
and then and then I find out. But okay, well, Teddy,
let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll call Liza.
You'll be on the phone. We'll ask these questions on
your behalf, and you know, the hope is that we
can figure out what's going on. It's possible that she
has something on her end, and we can straighten things
out and set you guys up on another date that

(54:01):
we pay for.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Sound good, Yeah, sound good? All right?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
So the final word was play play or no, you
do what you do about That was a really good.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Execution of the key with Jason lay Man. All Right, So.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Collect all the words, get them all together, and in
a couple of minutes, I'll have you be calling over
twenty five Harry Styles, Sydney, Australia, Part two of Waiting
Metaphone after Justin Bieber Fred Show. Hey Teddy, Yeah, all right,
let's call Lisa. You guys met, you went on a date.
You thought the date went great, tales the oldest time. Hell,
but you have not heard from Lisa since the date,
and you're puzzled, You're disappointed.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You want to know why.

Speaker 10 (54:36):
Yeah, exactly. I mean I've reached out to her, but
she hasn't responded.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Okay, well, let's call Lisa and see if we can
get her on the phone and figured this out. Good luck, Teddy.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Thank Hi.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
This is Lisa. Yeah, Lisa, Hi, good morning, it's Fred.
My name is Fred. I'm calling from the Fred Show,
the morning radio show. I have to tell you that
you are on the radio right now and I would
need your permission to continue with the call.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Can reach out for just a second. Okay, all right,
well thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
That's that was Yes, I like it. We're calling on
behalf of a guy named Teddy. And he reached out
to us so that I guess you guys matched on
an app or something and and recently went on a
date that he felt went really well, but he says
he's reached out to you since the date and you
haven't responded.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
He's puzzled. Why is why are you not responding to
uh to Teddy?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Oh yeah, okay, this is awkward.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
I mean, Teddy is okay, I'm I'm just not I'm
just not interested, all right, I'm just saying, ah, but.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
There's more to this story though, there's more to this story. Well,
why are you not interested? Like, here's the thing. Maybe
I don't know if you've ever been ghosted, maybe you
never been ghosted before. But he feels like he's being ghosted.
It's bugging him. He kind of wants some closure if
you're not going to go out with him again, So
can you tell us what happened or why why you've
changed your mind about him?

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (56:04):
So Teddy basically asks his mom for permission to do
absolutely everything.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Okay, well what does that mean? Like give me an example?

Speaker 9 (56:14):
Okay, all right, So when we first matched, he he
and I started talking. It felt cool, and then I
remember right when we started talking, he was just like, oh,
I don't know what I want to eat, And he'd like,
you know what, I need to call my mom? And
ask her I need call no, and I was just

(56:35):
I was like, all right, in trusting but okay, kind
of cute, like he wants to call his mom.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (56:41):
I just was like all right.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Then when we were.

Speaker 9 (56:44):
Trying to figure out when and where to meet for
the date, he made another comment and he was like, oh,
I wanted I want to check. I want to check
to see if my mom, you know, if we're committing
before we're committing to anything. And I'm like, okay, I
mean and I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt.
You know, maybe you had plans, like maybe he just

(57:05):
kind of had plans with his mom or something.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
And you know, that was that.

Speaker 9 (57:09):
So I didn't really see anything. And then my final
straw was when we were on the date and towards
the end of the date, I was like, we're like
finishing up dinner and I was like, hey, actually I
have an extra ticket to this concert the following week,
and I don't know if he wanted to come with me,
and he's like.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Oh, yeah, sounds fun. You know what, I just need
to run by.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
My mom really first.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
So this dude, he actually it was a good date,
Like you you were going to overlook that and go
out with him again, so he didn't actually fumble necessarily.
But it turns out that the dude can't even like
put his pants on without asking his mom if that's okay,
which is very unattractive. I mean, it's one thing to
have a great relationship with your mom. I think that's
usually a good sign. But I also, you know, I

(57:52):
don't need to ask my mom like where to take
you on a date and if I can go to
a concert next week. I mean, I'm a broadcast man, exactly.

Speaker 8 (57:59):
I was.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
I was like, this is you know what now, dude,
Like absolutely if you need to go to the bathroom
to check with your mom, Like no, no, this is
a lot, This is a lot.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I forgot to mention Lisa that Teddy is here, and
Teddy's been very quiet throughout this. Teddy, what's the why
do we Why are we asking mom, you know, for
permission to go out? Like we're grown ups. We don't
have to do that anymore.

Speaker 10 (58:21):
Okay, So just to be clear, I don't need my
mom's permission, Like, I'm not asking for her permission.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I just I like to get her opinion.

Speaker 9 (58:29):
What do you talk you ask her for any saying
all her opinions before you do anything.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Do you not?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
So what that's not weird? Yeah, no, it is weird.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
It is weird, like at some point you have to
make decisions for yourself because you were a grown up.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I mean I don't.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I can't remember the last time I called mom to
ask her, you know, if I can go to a
concert next week.

Speaker 10 (58:50):
So you don't consult your mom on anything.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
I'm not on.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
No, not as it pertains to you know, life issues
and decisions that I need to make for myself. No, Like,
my schedule is my schedule. You know what I do
with my daisies, my call.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
It's you know you don't at your mound with the
calendar invite Well, I.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Mean yes, but that doesn't mean that doesn't mean if
she gets a vote. I mean, she has a right
to know where I am at all times. But other
than that, you know, a couple facetimes throughout the date.
But other than that, No, that's crazy, Teddy man, you're
grown up.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I mean, honestly, she I.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
Checked in with her before I even did this. She
thought it was a good idea to find.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Out your mom told you to come on the radio.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Yeah, well, in that case, you know, Mama's always around.
We love Mama, Get.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Out of here on radio.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I mean, there is a difference between having a close
relationship and being a full on mama's boy. And I
think this might be beyond that, This might be another
level above and beyond just mama's boy. I mean, because
this is like, this is like you need permission, This
is like she still runs your life.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
And I think, yeah, again, I don't I'm not asking
for permission. Sometimes she says it's something's a good idea,
and I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I just like to get her in.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
But why can't you her own anything like it's that's
not an attractive quality?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
And why are you telling maybe this is something you
do in you know, in your private life. But I
don't know that I would tell everybody that because again,
I think women want a confident, decisive guy who has
a good relationship with family, but doesn't need to ask
for permission to do basic things.

Speaker 10 (01:00:21):
I mean, I guess I'm realizing that now. I mean,
I again, I'm not asking for permission.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
It's just as.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
You're you're asking all the time. This is weird.

Speaker 10 (01:00:35):
Checking in it's just checking in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
It's a lot whatever it is.

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Yeah, all right, Well, next time you're going to ask
if we should have sex? Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Like? What would say about that? Do you think you
think mom would be in favor?

Speaker 10 (01:00:46):
I mean my mom she's very encouraging of using protection.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
So I'm glad that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Mom says it's okay she has sex with protection. Uh,
it's very strange. All right, Look, Lisa, I'll ask the question.
I know the answer. It's rhetorical. Would you like to
go out with Teddy again? And we'll pay for it.
We'll ask mom first and clear it all with her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
This is way too excessive for me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Absolutely not weird.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, not going to work out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Hey, Teddy, look again, I'm glad that you have a
good relationship with your mom. That's a nice thing. I
might not tell everybody that I have to ask for
her permission to use the bathroom and and that I
run every decision by her. I might not share that
I might maybe consider not doing that. I mean, I
hear you.

Speaker 10 (01:01:36):
I think I'm just gonna not so I'll just say
I need to think about it right and then to
go do it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Okay, all right, Well, hey, whatever float your boat. I guess, Teddy,
right right, right right, We've really we've really gotten nowhere
here with mom Lisa. Thanks for your time, Teddy. Good
luck to you as well.

Speaker 10 (01:01:54):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Entertainer report he is on The Fresh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Show after Terrence how He's a wild dude.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
He says he lost his role in the first Iron
Man movie franchise after his own behavior cost him the job.
I hate when I get the repercussions of my own actions.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
You know, I hate that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
But if you did not know, he played James Roady
Rhoades in the OG movie, but he was replaced by
Don Cheatles starting with Iron Man two. According to him,
the fallout began after he threatened to knock the teeth
out of a producer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
That's probably where it started.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Yeah, during a disagreement which he believes hurt his reputation
and led to him being dropped from the franchise.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Probably was that, Yeah, you probably not supposed to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
He later admitted his aggressive reaction and temper may have
played a role in losing the lucrative Marvel role, which
went on to become, of course, a long running character
in the MCU.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
And I mean I don't even watch those kind of movies.
And I've seen Iron Man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I mean, look at you casually dropping MCU. Yeah, you
know in the MCU Yeah, obviously.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
And do you know what it stands for? Marvel Character
Universe Cinematic. Oh, I'm a superheroer. Yeah, you we just had.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
And well, Pauline and I are DC girls, but you
know I am equal opportunity, So there you go. Carti
b had a special guest in the crowd during a
recent stop of her Little Miss Drama tour in Houston,
the mother of NFL star Stefan Diggs. So Stephanie Diggs,
Tavon's mom was at the show with Sabrina Greenley, the
mother of DeAndre Hopkins, so they had a little night out,

(01:03:25):
but the two shared photos. They dressed in outfits that
matched the tour's school themed aesthetic, which was really cute.
At one point during the performance, Carti even shouted out
and performed for his mama, showing her love from the stage.
But of course this is confusing because they broke up
after the Super Bowl. They both unfollowed each other and
have been broken up ever since. There was allegations that
he actually put one of his baby's baby mamas in

(01:03:47):
the front row or something, and like CARDI was sitting
sitting somewhere different and she paid remember over a million
to have that party for him after the super Bowl
and neither of them went. So I'm confused, But there
she was, and so maybe they're back on, but I
don't know. More power to them. Is there an ex
that any of you guys have that you could live

(01:04:08):
with for a year?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
No, no, okay, Well, Jessica Simpson and her ex Eric
Johnson are still living in the same house even though
they split over a year ago. They're staying together in
their Hidden Hills, California home while trying to sell the
property and figure out their next steps. I don't know
if I'm a say I thought she was staying there,
but they first listed it around seventeen point nine million,

(01:04:32):
just days before confirming their separation in January of the
last year after nearly a decade of marriage. Despite the breakup,
the two are apparently getting along well. They're co parenting
their three children and keeping things stable while they transition
to separate lives.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
I've heard people with kids doing this, which means that
you have the discipline to do what's right for your
or what you do your best to do what's right
for your family. They keep things normal for the kids,
which can be hard to do. Yeah, and that's probably
an understatement, but yeah, that's the only time I could
imagine that you even trying to make that work in
favor of your children. Otherwise, like, hell, yeah, I can't imagine,

(01:05:09):
like we're broken up, but we're gonna live in the
same I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
I think some people without kids do it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
But I'm all for co parenting, but it would be
really hard. Like there was a real housewife who the
judge mandated that the husband stays in the basement and
she stays in the upstairs of the home and he
can only enter through like the basement door, so they
really don't see each other.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
But like just knowing that my ax that I hated
was living there. But yeah, they've been doing it for
the kids.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
If you want to catch up on anything you missed
from our show, The Fred Show on Demand is where
you can find that on the free iHeart reading.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
It's the Fred Show. Do you have what it takes
to Battle show biz?

Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
Shelley in the show Biz Showdowns?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Hey, good morning, guess what we get to do in
a minute. Tell me you give somebody a trip to Sydney, Australia. Oh,
I'm so excited to see Harry South.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Oh my gosh, do you have the wins?

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
This is big, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
It's very exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Someone in the next few minutes is going to get
a really good prize, very valuable, a lifetime.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
It's going to be Geane.

Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
I'm going to step out for a little bit, but
I'll see you guys maybe in a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm taking my phone.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
You have all the keyword that she in front of you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:09):
If I take that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
As I take the book back.

Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
No, no, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
One thing about me is.

Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
Harry.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
One thing about me is I love Harry.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
And Sidney.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Maria is here. She tied yesterday. Good morning, Maria, Hi,
good morning, Welcome back, Maria. So you tied with Shelley yesterday.
You may have earned yourself an extra fifty bucks. So
seven to fifty is the prize today and were stole
that at one, thy one and twenty seven wins and
only seventy seven losses in this showdown you guys, ready.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Yes, Marie, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Good luck, Shelley.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
All right, Shelley offic me to sound poof poofs she
cannot hear these questions, Maria for you. Question number one,
which pop star was reportedly arrested in California.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
For a d uy?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
This week, Britney spears, who did Cardi B bring out
during her Houston tour stop to do their song wop?

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
And No it wasn't. Jason Brown is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Three, I'm sorry you broke up?

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Who did Cardi B bring out during her Houston tour
stop to do wop? Oh? Megan Stallion months.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
After releasing his Netflix documentary about Diddy, which rapper, producer
and King of Petty is reportedly working on one about
t I amid their ongoing beef.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
No One's Safe.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Despite only ever sharing her first name, which controversial quarterbacks
spoke about his wife Britney with an I during an
interview with Pat McAfee.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
This week, Patrick Mahomes and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Tate McCrae is officially off the market and dating this
olympian and pro hockey player three two one, But Patrick
Ohlmes would be in big trouble if that were true.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
But you got a three, You got a three.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
We're going to see how this holds up, and Mega
EDMANA sholly all right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Question number one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
I'm practicing my Spanish for South America, even though my
Spanish from Mexico doesn't really land over there. They look
at me like I'm an idiot. I'm like, what do
you mean, get puzzle? You know, like, yeah, that's what
I screamed him in English.

Speaker 10 (01:08:32):
What do you mean.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
That's nothing to do with the Spanish? You'd say?

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, which pop star was reportedly arrested in California for
a d UI This week, Britney spears hoo did Cardi
B bring out during her Houston tour stop to do
their song Wop.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Months after releasing his Netflix documentary about Diddy, which rapper
producer in King of Petty is reportedly working on one
about t I amid their ongoing beef. Said fifty just bite,
only ever sharing her first name. Which controversial quarterback spoke
about his wife and that's in air, quotes Brittaney with
an eye during an interview with Pat McAfee this week,

(01:09:12):
Aaron Rodgerson, writing, Yeah, Tay McCray is officially off the
market and dating this Olympian and pro hockey player Jack Hughes,
Jack Jes that's to win and very nice, Jean, Maria,
you did do a good job. I'm proud of you
for coming back for day number two. But you're gonna
have to say it. My name is Maria. I got
showed up on a showdown and give me a good
I can't hang with the gorilla because I'm not going

(01:09:33):
to do it today.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Okay, my name's Maria, and I can't hang with Shelly,
oh you know, and I can't hang with the girl.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
You know what you you do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
You took one with the team today because with this voice,
I'm not even gonna try it might it might break
people's glove.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
I want to host show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah, I offered it to Jason and he really couldn't
have cared less about that, right you know. It's like
really one of the most laid back approaches I've ever heard.
Like he didn't even speak into the microphone when he
did it. It was like, hey, he gave us the
least Alexa played bb Rex, you know which, by the way,

(01:10:16):
I think Biberexit was me some money because I think
bb rex is playing all over the place.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Sorry, I I met Alexa, play the friend Show. I'm
try Maria, hang on a second, have a great thing,
and thanks for being part of the thirteen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Friday too, Shelley, are you ready for.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Yes, we're giving away something.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
You and Jason have the same approach to this hosting thing.
What are we doing?

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I know I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Yes, get eight hundred bucks on Monday, wheneber and twenty
eight guys, if you know all ten words, the last
two weeks we've spent giving you ten words to see
Harry stallsy and Sydney, Australia. Tickets, airfare, hotel, shout out
to Columbia Records. If you know the words, now is
the time. Colin he for twenty five, Get them ready. Hey,

(01:11:03):
look's genuinely giddy about this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
This is like somebody's life is going to change. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
I mean it's very It's a very cool story and
a very cool trip.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
And you know I get emotional about travel.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Yeah, well on a chimney.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Yeah. I can't wait to just watch you guys, sob
it's so humbling. Matthew, Yeah, come quick, Colinober twenty five
right now, eat five five five, one three five and
then the Friday Throwback dance party.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Good luck more Fread Show. Next?

Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
Did you know about one in three people with plex
risis may also develop soriatic arthritis, which causes joint pain, stiffness,
and swelling.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Someone tell the suits to give these guys more days
off either they're still drunk from the long vaca, but yeah,
let these dogs off the lease for a bit and
they're feeling themselves this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Lol, love it? Who is the drunk one?

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Okay, Freads Show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Is guys, Good morning, It's Friday, March sixth, The French
Show is here. Hi, Kaylin, Hello, Hi, Jason Peaky's out
today back on Monday. Hello, Paulina, Hey, Sheby Shelley is here?
Bella Me and the Friday Throwback Dance Party in just
a second, and brand new Harry Styles music as well
the entertainer of port headlines and fun facts are coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
What are you working on?

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
K So since you've been gone, Jason almost went to
someone else allegedly we got to talk about it and
the latest on your other Queen Britney Spears rough day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yea, hey Kelly, how you doing? Good morning? Good morning,
I'm great.

Speaker 9 (01:12:29):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Hi Kelly, I just wanted to check in with you, say, Hi,
have you been listening the last couple of weeks?

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Of course every day, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
So I was just curious if by chance you knew
the ten keywords as they all come together. I just
we were just doing like a little quality control check
to make sure that like it really conveyed right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
So could you tell them to me please?

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Because we gave away keyword every day for the last
two weeks, you were supposed to keep tracks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
I don't know if you did that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I did, Sorr.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Are you ready Yeah, I'm ready for it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Okay, Harry will play Wearing sequence in the Land down Under?

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Just one more time, just I just want to be
like super clear, because we got the guys from Ernst
and Young in here, the accounts, the accounting firm, you know,
just to make sure if there's one more time, it's
music to my ears if you could know, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Harry will play Wearing Sequence in the Land down Under.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
My friend, Kelly, you are going to Sydney, Australia to
see Harry styles you win.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I'm literally, oh my god, this is so exciting.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I won't stop stop stop.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
I can't stop. I can't stop. I can't never stop.
I almost know I stopped the reference right in the
middle there, but I can't. Kelly, you won the biggest
trip in French show history.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I'm sure you're in shock, literally speechless.

Speaker 9 (01:13:56):
I never have I always have something to say and
I have nothing to say right now.

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
But I'm no.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
That is fair. That is fair, it's a it's a
good prize.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Harry will play wearing sequence in the land land Lane.
Apparently you're going to the UK two I don't know.
In the line in the landtown under you are going
to Sydney, Australia. You got tickets to see Harry Salas,
you got the airfare of the hotel, the whole thing.
Shout out to a Harry and Columbia Records. Kelly, Hang
on one second. We need pictures, we need a full recap,

(01:14:24):
we need absolutely everything. But thank you for listening and congratulations.

Speaker 9 (01:14:28):
Oh thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Stay right there. There's nothing more Fred Show than that
you just won the biggest prize you've ever given it away.
Stop is this Ryan Seacres, No, No, no, all right,
Well we did it, guys. I can understand a little.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Bit of like, really, I want real, for real, for real,
for real, for real? You want?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
And I want to thank everybody for playing along with
this game. We have another one, get another one coming?

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
And yeah that's all. I'm gonna stop right there. One
another one coming on about a week away, Yes, about
a week away.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Next week.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
We'll tell you what it is. You'll be happy about
this one too. It's the Freend Show, the Friday throwback
dance parties.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Next Caln's Entertainment report.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
He's on the Fread Show this time for a little quickie.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
But word is that Britney Spears fired her sober coaches
a few weeks before the dui arrest on Wednesday, also
reported by TMZ that she her team fired other people
who were looking out for her as well, including security
guards to captain I on her.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Who is this team? Because like, what are they doing?
I know, kay, it is involved, but what the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
No, worse, maybe they were doing their job because without them,
look what happens.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Why would we let go her sober coaches and people
who are looking out for her? I have no idea,
But word is she is fully compliant, willing to get
treatment for her issues. She's spoken to her mom and
her son's after she got out of jail, so she's
she's willing to get better.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
She's emotional embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
She doesn't want to embarrass her poor sons, so she
is she is being very compliant. The HBO phenomenon Heated Rivalry,
took home the Outstanding New TV Series prize at the
thirty seventh glad Awards last night, hosted by Mean Girls
actor Jonathan Bennett. He hosted this award show, which honor fair,

(01:16:15):
accurate and inclusive LGBTQ stories. If you want to look
up the other winners, aside from Stranger Things Palm Rayal,
you can.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Kat's Eye won too.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
I think there's like thirty something awards they gave out
and lastly, really Quick for my fellow warped tour millennial kids.
You guys have been asking me about this since I
brought it up on social Last week, I interviewed Martin
from Boys Like Girls, which is a blast in the past.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
We talked about so many things.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
Fred you got to mention because he too would lie
to girls and say he had a really obscure job
at the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
If you want to hear what his job was Fred.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
That was a fun game.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
I used to play art dealer right for hotels.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Yeah, I was an art.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Dealer and I usually I had just landed the entire
Midwest for the dais In account, which was exciting. They
were going for a like a Southern escape. Yeah, so
it was a lot of like you know, southern art,
you know, the like mountains and stuff. It was exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
I would love him. His was very niche and funny.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Also he was a vacuum salesman too.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Oh, I wish I knew that. To tell him, My
sister and I did.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
That one one night.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
There was a game we'd play with friends where like
somebody would throw something out and then the other ones
had to go with it, and nobody knew what you know,
what you were going to say. So I said I
was a vacuum salesman, and my sister was like, yeah,
and you know he sells like the traditional vacuum. And
I think she stole this from somewhere, So I want
to give credit where creditors due. But I said I
was a vacuum salesman and she was like that ball

(01:17:39):
technology put us out of business though, you know, like
the dice and ball technology I sold like uric. Yeah,
and we didn't have the ball technology. The ball technology.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Yeah, his was similar to that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
I talked about how I was the CD burner in
my friend group and he gave me his real VENMO
to pay him back for the music I stole. And
then he's also in a country group chat with Dan
and Shay Hardy Mitchell Tenpenny, and that's how he met
his wife. They dared him to DM her on Instagram
and it was a joke and then it became real.
It's called Kaitlin Interviews Martin from Boys Like Girls. It's
on the Fred Show on demand on the Free iheartraate.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Good title for it. I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Well, you know, you have to scroll a while because
I forgot to tease it because in true fashion, like
something I did, I would never talk about, so you
have to scroll and then.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
So I wanted to let them know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
But yeah, Bella ate with that title, and she did interviewed.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Did you guys like brainstorm that? Did you get whiteboard?
Did we research that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
She thought I interviewed boys to Men? So I'm just
glad to says Boys Like Girls.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
That's exciting that we got the artist.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
They're going on tour though, and they're actually visiting cities,
a ton of cities that we have friends in, Raleigh, Charlotte,
Salt Lake and uh and more so I love it,
love it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
We have more friends in some of those places and others.
But we're working on it. We're really working.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Well, you go with me to the show. I need
a friend.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
I'll go with you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Okay, it's on a Friday, so don't worry you. You
don't have to go with you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Yeah, maybe we should go to the one in Salt
Lake City and shake hands because we could meet everybody
who listens, oh in one sitting.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
The tour with them, because honestly, it's a lot of places.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
I know all their names. Actually it's that few.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
But yeah, tell you if you're listening to us in
Salt Lake City, we tell friend please please or forty yeah,
let's come back next due to fun fact you can.
I'm on cold medicine today. I mean I'm I'm always
sort of like right on the edge, but then the
cold medicine, I think, just removes any kind of filter
that might prevent me from saying something I'm not supposed
to say.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Are you on like lean what kind of cold message?

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Does that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Lean, okay, Yeah, you can hear more about it on
our podcast. It's Fread's on Lean. That's the title of
the podcast. On the iHeart app, search for the Friends
show on demand. The fun Fact is about hibernation, which
is what I intend to do all weekend, and I
will tell you what it is more Pread.

Speaker 8 (01:19:44):
Show next, the Thread show is on. Yeah, Fread's Fun
Fact Fred Fun Okay, we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Learn so much fun. Did you know that hibernating animals
do not dream?

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
That was good? That was that was taking it to validation.
You're only kikiS in your seat, and she gives me
the validation. I think it's fake, but like she really
fakes it well, like she's truly like inspired and learned
something by the fun fact. But sleep is more physiologically
active than hibernation, which requires animals to substantially reduce all

(01:20:28):
activities in order to conserve energy, and I get sleep
for months at a time. There's simply not enough brain
activity while in animals hibernating to enable dreaming. The only
exception to the rule is the fat tailed lemur.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
You know I heard that about them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Have you heard about the they're dreaming like crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
No, I mean I talked to him recently. He was like,
you got to cur about this dream I had last night.
You're never going to believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Yeah, he should be asleep, but I mean no, Yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
Woke up and he told me and then yeah, he said,
it was one of those you don't want it to end,
so you try to get to the same position. Yeah,
you know that were in just so that you could
start dreaming again, like when I dreamed about Jacob Alrdi
last week.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Yeah, the fat tailed li You're always you're always talking
to him. I love it. What a little doggy dreams.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
And like that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
You can tell when they're running and they're little pause,
the little pause.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
You know, they dream about like the people in their life.
So like they're probably dreaming that they're like running.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
With you in a field or something.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
I love running in a field.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
We're running with that and a fat tailed Lemur. Clearly
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