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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
Nothing beats the Jetsu holiday.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
And right now you can say fifty pounds pop person.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's two hundred pounds up for a family of four.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
The press show is on. I haven't heard that one
a minute? Is that what's so relevant? Or can we
get rid of that one? I don't know what we can't.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Get rid of the Jetsu holiday.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, I just I'm making sure the jokes still it's
jet to holiday is still funny.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I don't know if this whole year is a Jetsu holiday.
Follow girl, Yeah, say that again.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
You know what, We'll leave it in the commemorate. This
has been good morning everybody. It's Monday, December first. We're
pretending that it's it's our birthday, Kiki, we're pretending.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yes, let's pretend.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday. We have the same birthday, which, yes,
because I like you, I think that's great. If I
didn't like you, i'd be so annoyed. I'd be so pissed.
I you don't annoyed. No, no, I'm not. I like you,
so i'd share my birthday with you. But like, if
if I didn't like you, I'd be like, it's my day.

(01:29):
Why I gotta share with someone I don't like?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, I feel bad for twins. Can you imagine?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah? I feel bad for twins. I feel bad for
people who have their birthday on Christmas or like New
Year's Day or New Year's like times when people are
not And I guess this year our birthday was on well,
the day after Thanksgiving. Sometimes it's on Thanksgiving, right.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yep, yep, But like it's easy to overshadow Thanksgiving, Like
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Every time it's my birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
On Thanksgiving, it's my birthday, but Christmas in New Year's
is very hard to compete with that day.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Is there anything giky that's your day that that isn't
your day? Like I feel like you could, you could
overstand Christmas. Christmas, you'd be fine.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know, not not think about it.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, you know Christ was born, But you know what
about me?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
What about you? It is Monday, December. First for pretending
that it's a birthday today because it was last week.
Good morning, Kaitlin. Hello, it is not your birthday, but
I would be happy to share one with you as well.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh thank you, No, we.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Didn't same with you, Jason. I'd be happy to thanks, sure,
I would. You two don't share? Why you want it
all for yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, it's the one day of year that you can
literally just do and be as you please. You know
what I mean? Like no one can tell you nothing?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is my best friend Johnthan will always say like you got,
you know, six more hours left, and like then after
that he goes back to being mean to.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Me, because I was gonna say, what day does anyone
tell any of you nothing? I feel like no one
tells none of you nothing?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Anyway, Oh we get told something, little something here in.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Little Son.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I know better, So I don't know who that is. Bella.
I mean this year she be Shelley as well. She
has money in the showdown. It's been a minute. Let
me look, I have to go consult my uh my
records describe that that Paulina keeps the scroll that she
keeps that she writes on with a with a the
end of a feather. Yes, for our record keeping around here?

(03:23):
Do you hammer? Are you you're engraving it? You're you're
etching it into Rocky into this radio station.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's where I do it.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm a little hammer right, my little nail thing.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
And I started doing that.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, So that's why I hear a hammer all the time.
It's not because we don't have sound performs. Two hundred
bucks is the prize two game win streak for show
by Shelley Waiting by the phone this morning. It's Monday.
I had to think about what Monday means. That means
Keeky's court butt on Pop Girl.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Can you read questions?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's it and the answer is no. So anyway, thanks
for listening and we'll see you after Chris. Everyone do
you guys when it comes to holiday stuff and going
to families homes and a lot of you were locals,
some of you have to travel. I would have to
go if I were dating someone and this person wanted

(04:15):
to come home with me for Christmas, we'd have to
go to Arizona, right, and so there would be a
sleeping arrangement question. And I wonder how this works during
the holidays because I read this. I don't know if
this is from Reddit or what, but a husband says
that he was told by his in laws no, and
I guess they're married, so this is really strange to me.

(04:37):
No sleeping in the same bed as your wife when
you visit us, which is strange. So then when the
tables were turned and the same couple came to stay
with he and his wife, he then enforced the same
rule for his in laws, and he said that they
can't sleep in the same bed. He explains that during
his visits he felt excluded and his bomb with his

(04:58):
wife was restricted, so this time he wanted them to
get a taste of their own boundary. His own parents
were surprised, but says that it's about fairness and reversing
a rule that always made him feel second class, which
is a strange thing to do. I don't think I
would flex on my in laws. I don't think I would.
I would if that's their rule and their old school
in some way, which is strange because we're married, right.

(05:21):
I guess I could see it if you were dating,
but being married, that's a weird thing. I probably wouldn't
turn it around on them when they came to my
house that I don't really need the smoke. But I wonder,
did you guys have rules or do you have rules
as unwed people when they come when a man or
a woman comes and stays at your house for a holiday,
did they get to stay in your room? What are

(05:43):
the sort of the boundaries, like is there a threshold
like if you date for a year or if you
live together, then we look the other way? I mean,
how does it work.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well at Helena's house?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
You know, I've only had two boyfriends, and really the
first one don't count no more. So you know, we'll
come by, we could stay in my room. But it
was like, I don't know, I feel like there's this
unspoken rule of respect, like no frisky business while we're there,
so you know, it was almost like, you know, you
sleep on your side of the bit, I'll sleep in mind.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Don't touch me, like even now, you're not no freaky business,
like if you go to your sister's house.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
No, And and maybe it's because we live so close.
Like if you if you really didn't freaky, just go home.
So yeah, no, no, not at not now.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
But I feel like you live down the street, like
just go home, have to come over here to do it, right.
I've often thought that, like can you really not go?
You know, so I'm in my in law's house or whatever,
Like can I really not go two or three days
over Christmas? Like with you know, nieces and nephews running
around and you know some some weird uncle dresses Stanta

(06:58):
or something. I really not. I really can't not for
three or four days, like you know, destroying my wife,
like I got a you know what I mean so
eloquently Some people like that, you know, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Your family's house is not a horny place, you know, No,
it's just not. I mean it has been out of
necessity if you're like a high schooler.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
But no, right, like when you lived there and you
didn't have a choice, Yeah, it's scary, but I know
he was scary. Yeah it was scary. But I don't know,
like when you first started dating Shane, didn't you, Caitlin
have to like, wasn't there some attempt to stay in
separate rooms, or he slept on a couch or something.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well, I'm trying to think, because he's he's been to
both our cabin and our house. I think when we
stayed at our house, I mean we already lived together,
so I think it was just kind of like they
set him up the same place they set Jason up,
which is in our basement that's finished, so they have
like their own area. But I think the last time
I ended up just sleeping down there on the couch
with them, but we didn't do anything. And then I

(08:03):
think at the cabin we had the same room too.
I think my mom's just not She's no dummy, you know.
We live in the same home. So yeah, but our room,
like my room is right across from my sisters and
near my parents, and we don't have locks, so I
typically don't even stay upstairs, you know, if I have
a guy with me, because I don't want to set

(08:24):
that example for my sister, and it just it's a
respect thing, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah. I was gonna say she's still in college and
it's been with the guy for a while, but I
mean she's younger, so I assume, I mean, you guys
live together at least I assume then she can't necessarily
bring this guy home and do whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
He gets put down in the basement where we put
all the men.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, and her bedroom is two floors up, so yeah,
but our floors creaked. It's built in the nineteen twenty so,
like you know, the creaky wood floors, we have those.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
There's not a lot of sneaking in our house.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
But there is a set standard of like when she
brings her guy home, she's upstairs.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
He sleeps downstairs, that you need to be upstairs. Yeah,
but I think neither of us.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Would be like can we please Like I don't.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Know, it's yeah, but no, they're not sitting in the
same room.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
And that's my rule too, okay for the.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's kind of funny when there are rules that are
like like when I was in college and I would
come home with my mom was like, all right, well
see at midnight, like what I am Like you're trying
to uh, you're proposing yet right, you're proposing a curfew,
Like I don't live here anymore, Like what are you
gonna do on Wednesday when I go home? And you
have no idea? And my mom's saying was like, well,

(09:33):
I can see you now, so I I have to
deal with that. But when you're gone, I just I
don't know, Jesus, take the wheel. I don't know what
you're doing. I don't have to see it, so it
doesn't matter. But that that she tried to hold that
one up for a while, and then finally I'm like, mom,
I have insurance, Like I have a I have a
four oh one. K okay, Like I'm gonna go ahead
and I'll see you when I see you, you know.

(09:55):
But it's it's a respect thing, like even to this day,
I mean as a single person, like if I'm if
I don't know, link up with the divorce lady I
went to high school with or whatever, which is kind
of what That's what things have come to now is
I was actually having this conversation with someone last night
that like, at my age, having never been married, what's
happening now is people that I've dated have gotten married,
had kids, gotten had a whole life, gotten divorced, and

(10:16):
now I run into them, you know, at the Starbucks
or whatever, and it's like, oh, hey, I saw I'm
not married anymore. And then you go back and do
the same stuff that you were doing fifteen twenty years ago,
but even now I would be nervous to do that
in my house. One because of respect for my parents,
and two because I it would just be so awkward
if they walked in and you're, you know, doing whatever

(10:36):
you do.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, like I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Just knowing that they're there is like Sahara doesert for me,
so oh you know what I mean, like it Oh
it takes I put my chesty bellt on.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, you know, I'm locking this whole thing up.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
What does this text? Always have a problem with my
mom because she wants grandchildren. But whatever me and my
wife go and stay at her house is no hanky
panky know, nothing like that. She doesn't make us stay
in separate rooms, but she'd adamant that there should be
nothing going on in the room. I think that's funny
because she complains about no grandchildren. H Well, I mean, dude,

(11:12):
you could there are other places, like I don't know
your right right where you live. I don't know, Pauline.
I suppose at this point up Martin. Martin probably spends
more time at your house than you do with hers, right.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
That is very true? Yeah, see, we don't obviously eight
blocks away, so I'm not sleeping over. It's amazing, But
I also feel like the average couple has like sexy time,
what maybe once a week if that so, like if
you're right, friend, if at Christmas time or Thanksgiving, like
this urge at your mom's house just like it's that
to me is like hold on, like maybe we should go.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
To there or something and why like why now? Why
are you turned on at my mom's house?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
You know? With you that's where I'm gonna make me say,
let's get a divorce right like, hello, I'm leaving you.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Like can you just do this like in we're home
in private?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, I did a girl once who we stayed at
her house. This is in college, and like she it
did something for her, like the idea of getting caught
did something for her, because oh well she was because
we were in separate rooms and I was trying to
be respectful and and whatever, and then here she is
sneaking into the whole time. I'm going like, dude, you
need to go, and like I was probably the worst.

(12:23):
You know, She's trying to get it on and I'm
like get out of here because I'm not. I'm not
looking for that, like I'm not looking. I'm not looking
for mister whomever to walk in and see me doing
stuff to his daughter that I didn't that I didn't initiate,
like and it was and then how do you do that? Like, well,
you know something's going on he walks in and you're
like no, but she made me like no one's gonna
believe that. But I think I think it did something
for her, the idea that she might get caught. But like,

(12:45):
it's one thing to want to get caught, it's another
thing you want to get caught by your own parents.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like, yeah, that's level.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, I don't know, Jason, you don't you don't drive
out to Mantino and see what.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
You can do.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
If my parents are even in the vicinity, I don't
think I could ever get in the mood.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Right right, and they called they were on the highway,
like in the same county. You're like, all right, forget
about it here.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm good, you're heading like here, we're
in different counties.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, you're right. I don't. I don't get it, Pauline,
It's yet. I think we can wait. It's I'm gonna
be here for three days, like it's it's it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, and then and then.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like the other issue is even if you don't get caught,
like what if there's some evidence, you know, and then
you have to like you got to figure out you
got to conceal that, you know, because it's like you
don't need your you don't need your meme all going
in there and cleaning up you know whatever. Yeah, which
is which is why I advocate for a hotel. I
always advocate for a hotel. But that offends people. Like

(13:50):
sometimes if I if I came to town and told
my mom, like I'm staying in a hotel, I mean,
she wouldn't have it like she would be it'd be done.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I don't know. I think you could just wait,
get them right.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
We've come We've come to a quorum. We've come to
a conclusion that that's what to do.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Of the Day text. My rule with my kids was,
after you have your college degree, I don't care what
you do, tattoos, wake up with your partner, go for
it whatever. I think that makes sense. And especially if
you don't live in the house, like once you've officially
moved out of the house and you have your own house.
I'm not saying, you know, come over and with the

(14:33):
intent of getting freaky in my house, but I mean,
I think it's still I still have a lot of
respect for my parents all these years later, but as
far as I don't know, Like if I live with
someone and we're not married, and it's the holidays and
you're coming over, you're staying with me, like, they would
be ridiculous to split us up, like we lived together,
Like what do you mean you know? I mean, that

(14:55):
would be that would be crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I think some people live in this they have this
nia that's like I don't know, maybe maybe parents they
choose to be clueless on purpose. It's like, well, I
know they're living together, but actually I know of a
few situations like this where parents are like, yeah, my
daughter lives with her husband or with their boyfriend, but
you know they're not married yet they sleep in separate rooms,
Like no, they don't. Actually, I know I can think

(15:18):
of someone right now. I don't know if you guys
have met her, but yeah, she had been dating a
guy for like a year and she was like, yeah,
my boyfriend's gonna move in with me, and her parents
were like, and he's going to sleep in a separate room,
and she's like, no, he's not. And this is a
woman who has graduated college, has I think two master's degrees,

(15:39):
has lived in Europe, and is nearly thirty years old.
It's like, guys, I got news for you. It's happening
in that apartment. And it's been happening for at least
a decade. So I'm sorry to break it to you.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I don't I just always think, no shade, no tea.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
But like, it's very odd when parents are heavily involved,
either individually or with your child's sex life as a couple,
Like if you're thinking about it too much and there's
too many rules, like it's just it's weird, Like.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Stop focusing on that. Yeah to me, at least, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, And I don't know. It's got to be difficult
if you'd come from like a moral standing and I
don't know you think it's your I don't know. I'm
not a parent, so I don't know at what point
you detach yourself from trying to instill the right things.
But at what point is it are you doing it?
Is it about you? Like, at what point is it?
I've done everything I can do here, you know, And
so if you choose to make other decisions, and that's

(16:34):
no longer on me, you know, I think that happens
around eighteen. But people may disagree with me on that. Yeah.
So parts of the US of grappling with severe weather
and Chicago, I guess now, the Carolinas. How are my
friends in mine? Not? Are they okay? Because I gotta
think it's real cold. Yeah, But parts of the US

(16:57):
of grappling with severe weather on one of the busiest
days of the year. A news storm is now moving
out of the Plains toward the northeast, threatening widespread disruptions.
After a post Thanksgiving blast dropped record November snow in Chicago,
shutdown highways across multiple states, and triggered thousands of flight cancelations.
The storm will bring another round of snow and ice
to many of the same regions today, spreading into the

(17:20):
interior Northeast by Tuesday. Heavy coastal rain is expected across
the Ohio Valley, while flash flooding is possible across the South.
A total of thirty states are under winter advisories. Yeah,
Airfred wasn't going into that. We are broadcasting today. I
am broadcasting today from our North Carolina facility. Because I
called a facility. It's more of a compound, the Fredshow

(17:41):
compound in North Carolina. But Airfread was not. We weren't.
It wasn't happening. So here I am and I will
remain here until further notice. Now, if I had known better,
then I would have gone to our West Palm facility
as opposed. I mean, I really didn't choose this correctly.
Like if I'm not going to work here, then I
should have gone to the war misplaced where our show broadcast,

(18:02):
but I instead I chose I chose this. So anyway,
crazy weather, and I don't know if people trying to
get back for work today and whatever else is going
to be a big problem. Speaking of travel, I don't
know where this is, but the national average gas price
has dropped below three dollars for the first time in
four years, except I don't know where.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
The Brave Sam's Club in Countryside. That's right, I went, guys,
and it's less than three bucks.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Sure, certainly was, but it's so humbling when you see
that price and you pull in thinking you can get
that gas and you don't have a Sam's Club membership.
That happened to me, like I got out the car.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Club even without a membership.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Clubs is right by my house, and so I saw
the gas price and I.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Was like, this is unbelievable, girl.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
And then it was a long line first of all
to get in the gas station. And I waited, I waited,
and I got it good.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
And then this poor man he looked at me, just
shook his head like, you got to get the membership.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Baby, should have gotten you for your birthday when you
don't have a membership.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
No, I don't. Okay, the next person, let me ask
you a question. I gotta ask you.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
So you see a Sam's Club and you see a
Sam's Club gas station. Now, what is what is the
business model of Sam's Club. It's it's to sell you
a membership. So why would you think that you you
could use Sam's Club without it? Like, why would you think, oh,
I'm sure the gas station, they'll just sell me gas.
That being said, why even put the sign up with

(19:29):
the price exactly because I.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Texted your members, yeah, texture members.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Why do you find that out there for everybody like that, well,
because they're probably hoping you'll see it and be like, man,
like you, I want that gas price. And then then
you pull up and they're like, well, you can get
a membership, you can have it. But yeah, I don't
know what part of you thought, like, I'm sure this
little area here doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I thought the gas station was for everybody, y'all know
how like some Walmarts have a gas station. There's now
like a Maria I knows gas station, Yeah, and you
just pull up and it's for everybody. They didn't even
have the option to sell me the regular price like
I would have. You know, now that I've waited in line,
I'm like, okay, I'll just paid full price. Then they
didn't even have that, like you cannot lose their gas

(20:13):
and exclusive.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
The difference is that marian Knows and Walmart you don't
need a membership to shop.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
That is an excellent point.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
That is. Yeah's a major difference. It's a major difference
between those businesses.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Line is long too, so so long they should have
you have gas? Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I think I paid five bucks a gallon or something
for dance the other day, so I don't know where
this was, but nonetheless, some states are still seeing pumps
at four bucks a gallon. Yeah, if you go to
the Sam's Club one, just realize you're gonna a Sam's
Club membership to use that.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
It's so disappointed to me imagining you wasting hours on
your Saturday waiting in the.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Same club line. So they're not good.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Cust you know how I drive around on em already
on you.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Just thinking about Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I mean when you walk my Planet Fitness, do you
think like, well, well there's there's a treadmill in the window.
Surely that's for everybody.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Now, you know it was one place I'm not going
I know better than that.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
It looks looks like anyone should be able to use that.
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like super complicated, you know what I mean. Like just
anytime you got to put in a new password, it
gives you the option to have one of those like
crazy ones with dashes and whatever else, and then the
computers like you want me to remember it. I'm like, yeah,
because I'm not gonna remember that, so then boom, I

(22:56):
guess I don't know why we're still doing this, why
we're still typing an admin? You actually use.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
The computer suggested password?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, because I can't remember it, so how can I
hack her? Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
No, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
You come up with a new password?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I add another number because there's no way that that
computer password is so intimidating, Like what if they forget?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
What if the computer forgets? Now you both locked out
with the computer forgets.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Well, I mean then you just say you forgot the
password and then you put it another one.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I can't trust that man.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
But don't you ever get clever? I mean I've said
this a million times, but I get clever, like and
then I can't remember when I got clever, you know.
So if I'm using it's the same variation of a password.
But then I'm like, ooh, on this one, I'm going
to throw in a dollar sign. That'll get them, you know.
But then but then it got me because I can't
remember where I did that and where I didn't do that,
or like with the I had an ext girlfriend who

(23:53):
used to I don't know why she admitted this to
me because it would have worked, but she used to
like probe men about their past word questions that you
you know, you can like set like your mother's maiden
name and the street that you grew up on to
get your password back if you forget it. And so
I mean, I don't know how you slip this stuff in,
but she, you know, she'd be like, yeah, I don't

(24:13):
know what's for dinner. Hey, what's your mother's maiden name?
Like I don't know how you slipped it in, Like, oh, man,
I grew up on main Street. What about you? You know,
It's like, I don't know how you anyway, but she
would use this and then she would get the password,
and then I guess she would change it and then
go read emails or do whatever she wanted to see.
And then when the person went to log in again,

(24:33):
they'd be like, oh, I guess I messed up my password.
Then they would reset it. So I will get clever
with the way that I answer those questions, but then
I can't. But then when I really do forget my password,
then I can't remember what I At the time, I'm like, ooh,
no one will ever guess this, you know, But then
I can't remember when including me, So then I can't
get my own password. So That's why I just let

(24:55):
the computer do it, and then I let the computer
remember it, and then your phone remembers it too, and
then boom. I don't have so many problems with that.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
I mean, you try that, because I sit around so
angry at the computer because it tells me like, you
can't use that you used that last time. You know,
you can't use your last name, you can't do this,
you can, and I'll just sit there for hours trying
to come up with something news. You're right, well, stop
using admin. You can't use it anymore. So this is
this is a bit.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Of a conundrum here, like this is a little hard
for me to wrap my brain around. But thinking that
you're addicted to Instagram actually makes you more addicted. That's
the real headline, so the other I know, right, It
turns out that just thinking that you're addicted to Instagram
might make it harder to cut back. A new study
as more than twelve hundred adults about their Instagram habits

(25:41):
and how addicted they felt, and even though eighteen percent
said that they felt somewhat addictive and some admitted substantial dependence,
when researchers checked against clinical style criteria, they found about
two percent actually showed signs of real addiction. So you're
not addicted, but thinking about being addicted makes you act
like you're addicted. H okay, right, If you need me

(26:02):
to write that down or something, I will. But I
don't think Instagram is a problem. But TikTok is a problem.
There's no doubt about it. I mean, hours will pass,
like seasons have passed, and I'm still scrolling. Oh, I
didn't know that. I don't. It's I don't know how
they figured out the code, but I wind and I'll
go on this. Maybe it's because if you scroll TikTok

(26:23):
long enough that you'll wind up on a path of
things you didn't know you were interested in, and before long,
you've watched forty of those.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I love you so much because it's not like if
you don't go on there looking for information, Like I
don't go on there and say I need to know
what this is. I'm on TikTok, it'll tell me that
you use YouTube for that, or like Google or AI
or whatever, TikTok, you simply log on because you're bored,
and then before long it's like, I wonder what's next?
I wonder what's next? And then there you go. This

(26:51):
is for you, camelin, because you know I love to
cater these stories to you guys specifically. But according to
a new study, people who play pickleball three or more
times a week tenorts significantly better overhaul well being overall
well being than those who play less often. Researchers asked
about sixteen hundred people, mostly older adults, about how much
they played, and then they measured their mental state using

(27:12):
a well being index, and it turns out more frequent
pickleball equals higher happiness scores.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Instead of our holiday meal that we always do. Should
we just play pickleball?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Girl? No, no, we should remain miserable, but we should
eat and drink is what we should. And finally, in
Thanksgiving news, a guy injured himself after allegedly putting a
gun in a preheating oven, which you're not supposed to
do now. Again, not sure the thought process here, but

(27:45):
it turns out as a pro tip, do not put
firearms in a hot oven. Police in js Moines, Iowa
searching for a guy that they believe left a gun
in the preheating oven, causing it to discharge multiple times.
The guy was apparently injured when the heated gun went
off and I guess shot him. He's accused of being
in possession of two firearms as a felon. Also, you're

(28:05):
not supposed to do that, and possession of a controlled
substance as we're not supposed to do that either with
the intention to deliver even worse, So what does that mean?
He had like a bag and a scale with him
and a gun in a pre eated ovenim police said
he was in possession of a delivery quantity of marijuana
when officers were investigating the gunshots at his house. I
just don't know what the thought process was there, like

(28:26):
in edibles or something, but like, I got what I
could do with this gun. I know, I'll put in
a hot oven. I can't. I mean, I've heard of
people putting like a pizza box in there or storing
something in the oven.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I get a storage Oh, I guess so, mad Timothy?
Does that really go high? It's a pizza box in
the oven and forgetting that it's there, and then I
go to cook something and I just turned the oven
on the preheat. Yes, it smells like burnt wood in
the house.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm like, what's going on.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh, yeah, yes, I've heard of or you know, I
don't use my own that often, so maybe I'll put
like a pan in there or something I don't I'll
store something in there and then forget that it's in
there and then I open it. But that's I mean.
I don't keep my guns there. I keep those in
the microwave. That's where you keep the guns. Everyone knows
that it's National Pie Day, it's cyber Monday, it's Rosa
Parks Day, and I don't know how we managed to

(29:19):
land right under that, but it's a freend and kiky
birthday party day.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yes, today, the damn a party party.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, now we're gonna do the entertainerent important just a
second in blogs and waiting by the phone. But you said, Kaylan,
that there are surprises in store this morning, and you
seem extraordinarily excited about one in particular. Yeah, you wanted
to tease, and I can't wait to hear what this teases.
And I'm a little frightened because you said it had
something to do with me.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yes, so you will both have surprises throughout the morning. However,
a birthday surprise for you that we tried to get
to come on today, will be under let's just say,
a gag order until what was the day this person
is the seventeen yes, so you will little bit. Yeah,

(30:06):
you will have to wait for that one, but I
promise it's going to be good.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
It's there's someone who wants to come on for my birthday,
but they won't come on till the seventeen yesday.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
They are legally bound from speaking until then. We're not
making this up. And yeah, no, I'm not being dramatic
like usual. Wait seriously, dead seriously, So you have a.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Birthday for the birthday show, there's a guest, yes, but
in sixteen days it'll be worth it.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
We can call it your Christmas gift if you want
to move it right on over. I mean, you have
other birthday surprises today, but I just want you to
know that we wanted them on today, but we could
not pass up the opportunity.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
So we need to wait for the gag order to
be lifted due to legal reasons. I will be not
saying anymore. And don't guess.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Don't guess someone is this someone who has a restraining order.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Against Absolutely not. You'll be very happy boy.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, I mean that's exciting. I do and I won't. Okay, well,
thank you, you're I'll thank you again. It two and
a half weeks Caln's Entertainment report. He's on the Breas Show.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Okay, I realized, I just figured out who we were
talking about off the air, by the way, and I
know who that is, too.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
A judge has sold Nicki has told Nicki Minaj I
should say that she's on the brink of forcing the
sale of her twenty million dollar Hidden Hills mansion unless
she pays a former security guard. The only thing holding
the judge back is that she's waiting on a final
mortgage statement to make sure that the sale would cover
the debt. And nothing else is missing. So here's how

(31:42):
this whole thing unraveled. I think we talked about it.
But in twenty nineteen, a dude named Thomas Whedon Muller.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
He's a security guard.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
He alleges that he was assaulted at a concert after
an issue involving Nicki and another guard. He claims that
it ended with him having a broken jaw and years
of painful surgeries. A court awarded him with a default
judgment and also more than five hundred thousand in twenty
twenty four after Nicki and her husband failed to show

(32:11):
up or respond. Since that judgment, all attempts to collect
money for this guy have failed. That's why the guard
is saying that the mansion should be sold.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Okay, so here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
The homes value is roughly twenty million, and the court
estimates that after some things are taken out, that would
be enough to pay him and cover this judgment and
then some. So unless she pays up before the next
hearing in January, she could be headed to losing her
home in an auction, which is just crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Wow, Meg the Stallion not only cooked for her man
and his entire family on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Did you guys see this? Oh yeah, it looked so good.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
She's dating Mavericks player Klay Thompson, but she also spread
the love. So first of all, she did a Thanksgiving
vlog and I was like, damn, like she made every
single thing. But it did stress me because she cooked
it at her house and then had to.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Bring it over to Hry.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I mean, I'm sure she had help, but I was like,
that's a lot like logistically that stresses me out. But
it was very sweet and she was nervous and it
looked like everybody loved it. But then she also provided
nearly two thousand families in Texas with meals for the holiday.
On Wednesday, she partnered with Walmart to host a turkey
drive in Dallas, where she gave the families turkey, veggie sides, desserts,

(33:24):
and a fifty dollars gift card. Her Pete and Thomas
Foundation also handed out five hundred turkeys too families in
her hometown of Houston, which is amazing.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
And I'll close this out.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Do we have time, Fred for your first birthday surprise
and Kiki's first birthday surprise?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, let's do birthday surprises. Okay, They're available in the
next two weeks.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Then yeah, well your guest in this one. It was
hard to get them available, but I was able to
track them down and I will show you the video
that goes with it afterwards.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Okay, okay, all right, Fredshi.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Radio on YouTube. Okay, sweet Pee, I remember I told
you we were going to make a video talking about
Bubby for his birthday. Yes, sastly, did you want to
sing happy birthday? I'm just sing happy Birthday.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Happy Bursday, Happy Bursday. Kay, Happy Thursday, Dear bub Happy Weursday?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Kay?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, so where does maybe something you really love about
Bubba kept?

Speaker 6 (34:26):
He's so silly, very silly.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Do you really like spending time with Bubby?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Maybe? Do you like spending time with Bubby? Okay, Polly,
what do you want to say? I love you, I
love you?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Beby happy happy Bursday.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Maybe that is a sweet okay, one for you, one
for kicks yo?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
What a Fred show Kiky happy birthday?

Speaker 10 (35:08):
It is your chief of staff aka fun Police.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Hit your phone, Ryan Man.

Speaker 10 (35:14):
Just want to wish you a happy birthday, but also
say I am so proud of you. You are doing
everything that the little girl and you dreamed of. You're
doing everything you told me you wanted to when we
met day two at I Heart nine years ago. So
all month long, celebrate yourself, be proud of yourself.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Happy birthday again, get back to work. Don't have too
much fun about me Lee our leading, our leading. He's
on before us. He's more important than we are, so
we wouldn't have any ratings if Briley didn't set it
up for us.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
That is so sweet, sweet.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, no, Polly could have gotten a little deeper like that.
I thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
You're doing everything you set out to do.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
She told me that I could have used a little
more inspiration from Polly, but you know that's fine.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Well, thank you guys forgetting that.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yes, thank you. More to come everybody.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay, Well, I'm glad. I thought Polly was the one
who wasn't available until she aways wanted to lock down.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
But she is not under a gag order.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
So a gag org what is it, Geelan Maxwell, it's not.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
She also was not available, so I know that that's
what you want.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Person from the Epstein files. You know.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Unfortunately, I don't think anyone's available for that fun celebration
for your birthday.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
But it is someone.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Who has been through the legal system a time.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
For Yeah, I'm scared.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
I am. I'm actually not sure what you guys are
up to now. But let's get back next we'll do
blogs and waiting by the phone. It's kinky and for
show by Shelley today, which I know that this bothers
you a little bit because it brings back, It triggers you,
brings back memories when you had to fill in for
her during maternity leave, which I had to do it too.
It's very stressful. It makes my under arms sweat a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yes, you know, I completely forgot about that today.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well with me, except I decided to look at my calendar,
so I know, well, no I do, look, I really do,
because we never missed a calendar invite around here. But
it will be one hundred bucks because we won't use
Shelley's pots. So one hundred bucks is the prize. Show
Bizkikian for Shelley. It's own more fread show. Next, this

(37:37):
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(37:58):
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Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yes, you get to go backstage.

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(38:39):
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Naughty List party as well. And we were off last week,

(39:01):
so I have to take one second to acknowledge and
to show love to a Chicago radio icon and really
a radio icon in general, who passed away. Jobo of
Eddie and Jobo. If you've grown up in Chicago. My gosh,
I feel like even if you weren't around when they

(39:21):
were on the air, you probably have heard of Eddie
and Jobo one of the most dominating radio shows in
all of Chicago radio history. And we lost Jobo last week.
He was seventy years old. Eddie's he's still around. He's
actually a great friend and a supporter of the show,
and we text a little bit last week. But I know, Jason,
all of you, you know, grew up in a time
when those guys were larger than life, and I know

(39:45):
a lot of us do morning radio and aspire to
to sort of reach the level. I don't think it's
possible anymore, but you know, to reach the level of
notoriety that those guys did, and the guys just I mean,
I don't know what else to say except that when
I think about Chicago radio, I think about guys like
Jonathan Brandmeyer and Steve Dole, and I think about guys

(40:07):
like Man Cow and arguably at the top of the list,
I think Eddie and Jobo absolutely, yes, yeah, that it
was so when you were growing up, Jason, was that
you know.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Oh they weren't everything.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Yes, like every single morning listening to I used to
call in. It was the first time I was ever
on the radio, was on Eddie and Jobo. I called
in and saying one twelve peaches and cream before I
went to school and I won movie passes and they
got mailed to me, and it was like the biggest thing.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
They were like everything.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
And I think it's such a testament to them that they,
you know, haven't been together on the air in decades, right,
and like people still know them and they're so synonymous
with Chicago radio if you're talking to anyone that lives here.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
So, yeah, he was amazing.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, they had a run and then they got fired
for two years, and then the same station hired them
back because they needed them desperately, and then they had
another run, and then that was the end of that
radio station, and then they went to another one for
a little while. But I mean, yeah, just decades of
success in Chicago radio. So and again, I think a

(41:10):
lot of people who host morning radio were on shows.
It may not be the same style today, but we
all sort of look at that and say, wow, that
would be something that that in years of people would
would remember us the way that that they're revered in
the city of Chicago, part of the DNA. So anyway,
r I p to Joe Bone, shout out to Eddie.

(41:33):
It's the Fread Show, the.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Wake Up we.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Think, with the old Man money, with the ol Man Money.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Fread Show is on.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's Monday, December first, The Fred Show. He is here.
Good morning Klin, Hello, Hi, Jason Brown, Hi, Paulina, Hey, Hi, Kiki,
good morning show Business now today, which means Kiki And
for Shelley one hundred bucks five questions in the showdown
waiting by the phone this hour bell I means here
as well on the phone and the text eight five
five five nine one one o three five. Thanks for

(42:07):
having us on the radio, on the iHeart App, on YouTube,
on Facebook, on Prodigy, on copy Serve, on the iHeart app.
What's it called highlights? Yes, I got so many things,
but thanks for having us on all of the places.
We'll get to blogs in just a second. And the
entertainmer of port calein what are you working on?

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Well, I do have to do a story about someone
being well endowed, so I think Jason will be Yeah,
Jason just whipped us around, so I.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Think Jason will hang around.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Probably Okay, So we're doing a story about Jason.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Then again, no, but I'm excited to hear about who
is well endowed.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Okay, yeah, that's the word. The word on the street,
Jason is that you know back in the day. Yeah,
the people were talking not as good as I once was.
You know, I didn't know that was something to change.
But that's bad news.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
They talk better than the side. These are the radio
blogs on the Fred Show.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Okay. It's like we're writing in our diaries, except we
say them loud and we call them blogs. And I
just got a text from Calin that I haven't opened yet,
so I don't know if this must all be a
group together, go ahead, it is?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yes, Are you ready, well, dear blog Fred, are you
ready to get your.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Gift from all of us? I am ready? Okay. So
there's a lot of talk about what does he want?
What is he into these days? And you kept saying,
don't get me nothing, don't give me nothing.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
But we still wanted to do something that I think
you know you said, I don't want any more crap,
so you're not getting more crap.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I think you will enjoy this.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
So I sent you photos of a little black puppy okay,
one of him by himself, and one of him with
his litter. He's from Arkansas, Okay. And they are all
available at One Tale at a Time.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
But the little one that I sent you a photo of.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
His name is Fred, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
And what we have done. Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I am not springing a puppy on you, although I
would love to see your face right now.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I am not springing a puppy on you.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
What we have done for little Fred is we made
it so he has zero adoption fee and you know
a little extra so that if he needs anything else
before he gets adopted.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
So we will post photos of little Fred.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
He is up for adoption and he has zero adoption
fee at One Tale at a Time. So we did
that in honor of your birthday, because I know you
said you didn't want more things, so we can do.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
That that much. He's beautiful, He's so cute.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
He's really cute.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
And also tomorrow is a really big day for One
Tale at a Time. They celebrate Giving Tuesday, which we
all should celebrate. But they have this fundraiser and a
goal and I can post that for you if you
want to get involved, you know, monetarily as well, but yeah,
this this puppy and his litter they were born under
a house and they had to be rescued from Arkansas

(45:03):
and some several of his littermates were already adopted. So
Fred will be featured on their Giving Tuesday fundraiser and
there will be no adoption fee.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Attached to him. That's amazing, Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
And I really do appreciate that, because there was all
this talk for the last couple of weeks. What are
he into these days? Fred? It's like, well, I see
you every day, so I think you know what I'm into.
But no, I don't need more things. And I really
appreciate you guys doing this. And he is beautiful. And
if you want to adopt him, I know the people
listen to us from all over the place. I'll tell
you what. If you want to adopt him and you're

(45:35):
not in Chicago, then let's talk because maybe then I
will fly the dog or at least maybe we'll do
some kind of Palatin bus thing, and depending on it'd
be great if someone in Chicago want. Yeah, but considering
it's a blizzard and half the country is covered in
a blizzard, but I don't know we never know. So
wherever you're listening, One tale at a time is an

(45:57):
amazing Chicago Rescue. They do incredible work, Heather and everybody
over there, and and yeah, so go look at Fred.
Somebody adopt Fred. My god, one at thirteen has to
you shall be a big boy, and.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
You know, I'm not sure, but don't worry about that.
Just give him home. He's adorable. And shout out to Heather.
She helped me put this together. But yeah, Fred is
really cute. We have to get him adopted.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
When you do need to get me adopted. You met
the dog though, no, but when you first set me
the picture that was of the litter and then it
was of the one solo that I'm like, oh my god,
they got me a dog.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
I wanted to, but you would kill me, so I didn't, which.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
I mean, yeah, we would have some latistical issues in that.
But one day, one day, and if I were going
to get one, it would be someone something just like
this guy. So I keep staring at this picture. So
then what our on our social and stuff, you can
go look at him.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
We haven't posted it yet because I didn't want to
ruin the surprise, but we will post it asap and
give you all the links you need to get little Fred.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
And that would have been something if I'd gone to
our Instagram look at friend's new dog.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yeah no, but you asked about Kiki's she got her.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
We all went in on a really cool ancient baths
It's a spa. They have them in a couple of cities,
and we got her a gift card with all the
accoutrement to have a relaxing day.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I know you you love a spa. I do, yes,
I'm so to go to this one.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I added you on wine, chocolates, you know, eye patches,
a foot scrub so, but.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
The video was I deserve to be shooting. The video
is wild.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
H Well, the weird part is that we're all going
to be doing it for you, I foot scrubbers. That's
kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
But yeah, bring the one.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Well. I was aware of the gift. I just wasn't
aware if we'd done it, because I'm like, why are
we only talking about me? Why am I only.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Thank you guys too?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
But That's where I've been the last couple of weeks
is taking a Swedish massage lessons, So it's going to
be great.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
It's going to be our conference room. If you close
your eyes to feel will place another carry like right exactly, no,
to sort of put this together. And you should see
what Paulina can do with the waxing. It's unbelievable. Yeah,
spray tan waxing, three towels for the business. But you're
gonna let you're gonna well, thank you guys very much.

(48:20):
And someone texted, if we adopt Fred, does the dog
come with actual visits from Fred? If you adopt the
dog Fred, then yes, yeah, that's it's it's sort of
like me being an uncle, you know, like for Polly
and May. It's the best ever. I go there and
and it's just whatever they want, and then I leave
and I can go off and do my little shenanigans
and so yes, if you would like to adopt Fred

(48:42):
from one jail at a time, then I will come
visit and I will bring treats and toys and I
will maybe even pet shit Fred. But then I will
bring Fred back.

Speaker 8 (48:55):
Ever been left waiting by the phone.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
It's the Fred Show. Any good morning, welcome to the program.
How are you I'm doing all right? How are you okay?
Doing all right? It makes sense because you met a woman.
We need to know how you met, about any dates
you've been on, and then why you think maybe you're
being ghosted now, because no one wants to be ghosted.
What happened?

Speaker 11 (49:15):
Well, I mean I went out with this girl, Alexandra.
We met at a bar last week. You know, she
ends up coming home stand the night and you know,
it was a lot of fun and flirty and you know,
shared we kiss and like the next day she reached

(49:37):
out and I reached out and masked her on like
a real date.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
And she actually said, yes, okay, awesome, Okay you shared
a kiss. What a nice, romantic, gentlemanly way of saying
that we shared a kiss. Okay, so you did that.
You ask her out? She says, yeah, let's go on
a date. This is great now.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
What I mean she seemed like really different on the
actual date, and she was like the first night at
the bar, so it kind of like threw me off,
you know, and it's like we only had like one drink,
so like when she told me she had to go
and then like uber home, it was like really.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Kind of threw me.

Speaker 11 (50:20):
Okay, I don't know, it was yeah, she just was like, yeah,
I think I'm gonna take an uber and then just left.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Okay, Now did you pick her up for the date? Though?
Because I what's why? Is the uber significant? Because you
picked her up and then she's like, yeah, I'm gonna
get out of here on my own kind of thing? Yeah, huh,
that's weird. That is weird if somebody wants out to
like you went and picked them up and then they
went out of the date so badly they're like, I'm
not even gonna wait, you know for that. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 11 (50:45):
It was just totally it was a totally different vibe
than the previous time.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
So it was like, I don't know, all right, So
this woman wound up leaving the date and and you
want to know what's going on, Like you want to
know why does she leave so abruptly?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Do we go from kissing and going on a date
to this? Like what happened? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (51:03):
It was like one of the you know, like a
casual like in person meeting and like, you know, it shouldn't.
It wasn't like a I don't know. It wasn't like
we were just meeting each other for the first time.
This is like the second time yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
All right, this is confusing. So let's let's call this woman.
Alexandra's her name. Let's see if we can figure out

(51:23):
what's going on. We're going to uh, we're gonna just
see if we can sort it out. Set you guys
up on I guess what would be a second date
and pay for it?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Sound good? Yeah? Hey, Benny, Yeah, okay, let's call Alexandra.
You guys met out in public in the wild, you
had a good time, decided to go on a date.
You set that up, you picked her up, you were
a gentleman. You guys went out and then she's like,
I'm out of here for some reason. She ubered home
and you haven't heard from her, sense and you have
no idea why No, I really don't.

Speaker 11 (51:53):
Is the opposite of how we interacted the first time.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
All right, Well, let's call her now and figure this out.
Luck man. Hello, Hi is this Alexandra? Hi? Good morning.
My name is Fredam calling from the Fred Show, the
Morning radio show, and I have to tell you that

(52:18):
we are on the radio right now and I would
need your permission to continue with the call. Can which
have for just a second? Okay, I know it's a
little bit weird, but thank you. So it's okay if
we chat, Yeah, do it? Okay? Well I'm calling on
behalf of a guy named Benny says he met you
out and you went in a date. He do you

(52:39):
remember all of this? And then I guess you left
abreplet Do you remember?

Speaker 10 (52:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (52:43):
I mean Benny he uh he picked me up in
a pimp my ride car and I just couldn't handle it.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Wait, what aimp like from the TV show?

Speaker 12 (52:55):
Like remember the show? I don't know, I mean maybe.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yeah, this show was on.

Speaker 12 (53:02):
I was like a kid on MTV where they would
like take people's cars and from out with all this crazy.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
You know.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I remember this show they put like a popcorn maker
in some guy's car, like an aquarium and something. So
what was the actual?

Speaker 12 (53:18):
Like this is a grown ass man in the modern
age with a pit my rid car. Like literally, I
get in the car and it's like all like swinkle
lights and strobe lights. I'm like, I don't know how
this man drives without getting a seizure. But yeah, it
was fully fully pimped out, like he had like a
pink fuzzy steering wheel cover and like the ceiling was

(53:41):
literally Neon zebra Print like a little girl from the
eighties would have loved.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
And Okay, I just couldn't handle it.

Speaker 12 (53:51):
So yeah, I did like one drink with him, and
then I was like, I'm not getting back in that
car and.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I left that. Wow, Neon zebra Print, what did you
say slashing strope lights in the car like it was
some kind of like nightclub or something.

Speaker 12 (54:07):
I was fighting a seizure the whole time.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Okay, wo wow? And did you say to him? Like what,
like what what sort of inspired you here? Why?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
You know?

Speaker 12 (54:21):
I didn't say anything. I just was polite as I
could be, and I had because we had, like we
met at a bar before and had like a good time.
So I was like excited when he asked me out.

Speaker 10 (54:31):
But then I got in this.

Speaker 12 (54:32):
Car and I was like, I'm out. I can't not
a grown ass man with this car. It was so
it was insane.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Huh, Well, let me, Benny is here. I forgot to
mention that, Bennie, what what like, why are we driving
around and a pit in my right car? Like? What? Why?
Neon Zebra Benny? This is like a can you explain?
I mean, I don't really see the problem. Why clearly
you don't see I mean I realized that you own
this car, Like, is this your primate very vehicle? You

(55:00):
drive around on this thing? Yeah, I mean it's fun.
I think it's fun. Other people think it's fun. Okay,
it's a car. I mean, you know it's.

Speaker 11 (55:11):
Not gonna be perfect, it's gonna get just gonna depreciate anyway.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
What does that have to do with it? No, we're
talking about your tailor here, not the value of the car.
Was it actually on pint my Ride? Was it in
one of the episodes? Or were you just inspired or
you just eccentric? I'm just inspired. I guess it's just
like it. So you took this car and then you
you vomited neon zebra print all over it, like you
just if you made that choice. I made some upgrades, yes, yeh, upgrades, upgrades. Yeah.

(55:41):
Would you go on with a dude that had to
pin my ride car? I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
I would go out with him, but like her, he
couldn't pick me up, you know, so like we can
be friends and meet at the bar, But I don't want.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
To ride in your car. But I do.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
I enjoy seeing people express their personal style and their
personality and stuff, like when people are riding around with
the eyelashes on their headlights, Like I just think that's cute,
Like you know, it's their personal vibe.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Eye lashes on the headlights before.

Speaker 12 (56:07):
Guess I've seen it before you that it is kind
of cute.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
I have a little dazzling in my car on my
little gearshift thing.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Okay, it's okay to.

Speaker 12 (56:16):
You about at you're talking about a little thing. I mean,
this car is decked out like I I'm sorry, I
just I can't take him seriously, like as a man,
and I get that, like maybe it makes me sound shallow,
but y'all need to get in this car before you
judge me. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Okay, Well, I mean, Ben, do you have a car?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Do you have on the underneath? Like can you can
you hit the switches in this thing? Can you like
bump it? You know what I mean? Of course you
have hydraulics too? Is a great car?

Speaker 9 (56:55):
Very hard?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Can you play the national.

Speaker 12 (56:56):
Anthem when you pull up seizure and throw up in
it at the same that me?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Thorrible? Oh my god, I wonder what his house looks like.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, what is the decor, like in your home. Is
it similar? Is it just we just limited to the car.
It's just a car. It's just a car.

Speaker 11 (57:11):
It's just for for showing off or you know, hell yeah,
impressing people.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
And I don't know her car. I mean if you
look if you maybe had this as like a secondary
vehicle or something and you were just messing around, like okay,
but it sounds like this is just how you roll.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I'm sorry about yeah, okay, okay, interesting. Yeah, I.

Speaker 12 (57:38):
Don't know what joy in it too, because telling my
friends about it afterwards, like we had a great like
I'm still laughing about it, so like.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
There was joy and ball. How was his fashion? Like
did he dress like this? Sue? Like, did he dress
like he was, you know, like in a zoot suit
or something.

Speaker 12 (57:53):
No, I thought it was a normal size. Like this
is crazy ass car.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Man, I'm gonna call exhibit. Let's read munch pimp my ride.
Let's Benny. Maybe you can host it. I mean, this
is great. You know, a little personality didn't hurt anybody. Yeeah.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
I mean in a furry head, I can't say a
word it's any well, that is true.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
But if I were to if I pull up in
a like in front of a nice restaurant valley park
my car and it has you know, it looks like that.
I mean it's a little bit embarrassing. Have you considered
like a nice so I don't know, like a Honda
Civic or something, or a nice Hyundai, you know you
drive around into that stock and then you got the
fun car for the weekend kind of thing. We thought
about that. Okay, how about a non nut like a

(58:38):
normal one. How about we have like a normal car
that's just you know, basic, and then we got the
crazy one for you know, fun times. How about that?
It was an Okay, it's so much more now has
anyone ever complained about this? Has anyone ember had an issue?
Has anyone ever been like, bro like, I can't I
can't be respected in this car. No, I don't think

(59:00):
it's a te Okay, sorry, Benny? All right?

Speaker 12 (59:03):
Maybe just nobody's said it to a space until now.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I mean, fair enough, I'll ask the question. You know,
he's standing our business here. He I don't think the
car is changing. This is who Benny is, man, and
we're not here to tell him differently. But you don't
have to go out with him again. If you don't
want you would you consider it? I mean, it was
so bad that you you canceled, essentially canceled the date
halfway through and refuse to get back in it. But
would you consider going out with him again? Maybe he's
a nice guy, Listen.

Speaker 12 (59:28):
I accept that, you know, not going out with somebody
because of their car potentially makes me.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
The app But I'm just going to be.

Speaker 12 (59:36):
The ass the choice if I don't want to see
that car ever again. I'm sorry, Benny, I just I
can't you know what, there's a girl out there that
go appreciate you for your wild ass.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
What do you do for a living, Benny? What is
your job? You know he is he's a creative. This
is not all that show. If you told me you're
like a brain surgeon or something, I'd be like, I,
you know, I don't know if I want that to
be your I don't know if I wanted the dude
pulling up and you know neon, you know, hydraulic card

(01:00:11):
with whatever. I I don't know, but okay, well look
it's not going to work out, Benny. I'm not here
to shame you. You do you. I just think you
have to understand that it's not going to be for everybody.
Well yeah, I mean if she doesn't have any taste,
that's not my problem. There you go kick the bus.
Yeah yeah, yeah, you don't have any tastes if you

(01:00:33):
don't appreciate this man's heart.

Speaker 12 (01:00:35):
You know what I said. I accept, I'm the ass. Fine,
my taste is not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Okay, fair enough, Well, all the best and thank you,
best of luck to both of you.

Speaker 12 (01:00:49):
Yeah, it's nice talking to you, guys. I got two
wild rides out of the state.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
So all right, Benny, I'll look for you on these streets. Man,
I'll wave at you and you can honk it again.
But what do you honk? You know? You know what
I'm talking about. Maybe you don't. I have taste too, Benny,
c I get it. It's a second. We have a
surprise for Kiki though. I see it right here. I'm
gonna click on it. I'm gonna click on the surprise.

(01:01:12):
I don't know what I don't even know what it is.
This is a surprise for me too, high Kiky surprise. Hey,
how you doing? Whoa exactly? These people?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
My brother, my nephew.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Oh shut up, Cameron, it's sorry, Hies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I feel like I'm on one of those old school
party lines right now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Hey, you know we have to want to call and
tell you happy birthday.

Speaker 13 (01:01:55):
Oh, thank you, no problem.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
It's one of the one of the nephews. Are you
the parents of the kid who she was buying lobster
tails for over the weekend. Are you the one responsible
for this?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Yes, yeah, both of us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yeah, some expensive as kids take.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yes, she got other money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
No, Oh my gosh, Hi guys, this earlier.

Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
Well, I'm always up this early surgery of the one
to be sleeping all day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
This is this is like our family group chat live
on the radio. I'm so sorry. No, I love it.
We need to meet some.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Yeah, what do you say nice about me? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
An embarrassing story. Please.

Speaker 13 (01:02:47):
I don't have no embarrassing story, but like that. You know, Kiki,
we've always been close. That's always been like the big
sister always wanted Well I didn't know I wanted. I
guess I was like the little brother. She always wanted
to because she is the youngest of her siblings. I'd
be got that turning double dutch with when she was
a senior, I was a junior year. We late to
schools he writing notes that it's from my mother.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
The school.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
So yeah, you know, we've always been very close. I
love that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Which which one of you has the honey money? Is
that one of you guys?

Speaker 13 (01:03:18):
Yeah, I got a little money.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Whenever you need some, just letting me know.

Speaker 13 (01:03:27):
I can always bring you out another package.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
It's a honey business. And and all we keep hearing
about is honey money. Exploring these bees, man, like you
know how you do it? Where you're buying this from?
And what's the business.

Speaker 13 (01:03:44):
Is they making real good care on bees? They taking
care of real good What's what's the end of the company.
It's Farmer Dance Honey.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Okay, good well. The birthday shot became an advertisement for
Farmer Dance.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Hunty shout out that yeah, we appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
You guys, and I'll let you have the final word
before I well, before I hang up on you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Joe, he doesn't care birthday.

Speaker 13 (01:04:18):
I always knew you would be doing something that would
be causing you to talk all day long.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Let me never set up as a kid songratulations that
continues to success.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Okay, love, I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Love you what you got. I want to be part
of the script. Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
My sibling is so bad. But you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Radio how you got one. It's not doesn't want to
be here. Yeah, pretty good, that's pretty good. I like
it all right. Well there's there's one birthday surprise for Yukiki.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Thank you guys so much. That was great.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
I love my brothers and they're very expensive children, which gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I saw it over the weekend red lobster or whatever.
I'm like, oh my god, go ahead and get the
get two or three lots of tails.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
It was crazy, man.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
They were picking them out at the tank and I'm like,
I just get a burger, Like, have any money left?

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
Caitlin's Entertainment report. He's on the press show. He't sufficient funds.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Man, I'll just do two quick ones because I know
we're a little late on time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
If you miss this.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Fenty Beauty and Savage by Fente now hold a combined
valuation of more than three billion dollars, marking a historic
milestone for Miss Rihanna. Rihanna has become the first black
woman with two billion dollar companies. So congrats to her.
That's amazing. And Jason, this is the well endowed story.
I teased he is no longer with us. I don't

(01:05:57):
believe but singer songwriter Paul Inca Anka finally addressed the
long running rumors that Frank Sinatra is hung. Okay, I
didn't realize we were waiting for this answer, but I
guess we now have it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I've been on the edge of my seat now for decades.

Speaker 9 (01:06:14):
What's crazy is this is the only person I ever
heard my nanda say was hot, other than my grandpa.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
So that's kind of making me feel weird.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
But with a sly laugh, the eighty four year old
singer admitted that he used to have sauna sessions with
Sinatra and friends during their Vegas days with sounds a
little you know, a little saus but hey, and he said,
basically he said, put the rumor stress. Yeah, it was huge,
So shout out to Sinatra and shout out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
I realized he used before like basically all of our times.
But I would be disappointed if he weren't like he
he gave that old school yo like like mafia esque
most entertainer swag, right, Like if that dude had a
little we wee, that would have been very disappointed. It

(01:07:02):
really taken away from everything.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
But he was short, so lady's height isn't everything.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
And Lastly, we're having a PJ party in honor of
Fred and Kekey. If you want to see our Jammy's
frend Show radio on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Yeah, you won't see if any of us are hung though,
because it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
That's on the highlights tab, get out and folder.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
You asked for access to my phone. I don't know
why I gave it to you. How did you find
the it's hidden under the pot belly app? How did
you find it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
We need the clicks man?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
How did you know to go there? That's weird? All right, Well,
it's it's a it's a birthday show this morning because
our birthday is Kiki and my birthday were Friday. I
guess Friday. Ye, what's the proper grammar? Kiki and I
had a birthday and it was Friday. I don't know
what the proper grammar is. But on the lead.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Birthday, our birthdays were Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Hey, easy on my today. I've seen where you guys
know during definitely going to be and that's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
You know what my brain couldn't give you that your
birthdays was Friday.

Speaker 14 (01:08:20):
Public schools maybe, well I went to private schools in
my parents right now, A little bit money back, yeah, Friday,
and so we're celebrating today.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
We've had special appearances from my nieces, my brother in
law getting kicked in the balls from from your brothers
and nephews, and uh, which was that's so far been
the highlight. Well, Polly singing Happy Birthday was pretty darn good.
But but those two being fairly disinterested in the process.
Was the radio And then it's just silent.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
And every year I asked.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
For Tim, I've year, I get an answer. This, next one,
next time, next time, next time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
I'm sick of it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
The first time he put a ring on it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
No, Look, we got to get down the aisle first, Maiza.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
I want him to call up one day and wish
you a happy birthday. And I'm sick of being told
to wait. Okay, I'm sick of it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Maybe next year, maybe next I understand, maybe before he
put a ring on it. But now I think the
man should come on the show. I've at least now
seen the man, the artist formerly known as the Mysterious
Big Tim. At least now I know he's real. And
he's a good looking guy too. I noticed that it
took you a long time to like the comment in

(01:09:43):
the in your engagement photo or engagement video session where
I talked about what a stud I think he is.
It took you a while to get around to liking
that one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Yeah, yeah, it took a while. There was a lot
of comments.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
It was not like this is great in this Kiki
always looks great, But can we talk about Tim for once?
And it took you a while to get around to
liking that one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
You got to comment about me first, and then you
know we'll get to him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
I think you're the comment about you. I always knew
you'd grow up to do something where you talked a lot.
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So I'm a big miss. Rachel Standy is no bad.
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I got an email from her? I don't I guess
my email address on the website or something. I don't
know how people get my email them Maybe this It says,
I'm so excited you mentioned miy Not on your morning show.
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shout out, Oh what is it? Oh? I'm like, why
are people coming here? Oh? I literally just waved off

(01:13:02):
people with a cake.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Them to go in the radio. Yes, that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Okay, I literally like, get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I told him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
So my North Carolina friends came in with the cake. Yeah, wow,
thank you, guys. I appreciate you can say something. I
had real friends don't worries, were like, did he just
make that whole thing up?

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
So I have a story about the writing on the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Cake real quick. Yeah, what's just did you do it yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
It looks bad?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
And she did it and she went, I'm so sorry.
I apologized to friend. It's my first time. They put
it first. They put a first time in charge of
the bakery on my birthday. That would make sense, that
would make sense.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
And he traveled with that cake for you did what
you traveled?

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
I did? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yes, traveled far. I'm in
North Carolina. They are in Chicago, and a bunch of
folks came in here, some of whom I used to
work with, some of whom I don't know, actually know,
I know everybody with a birthday cake. That was very
nice of you. You got to set this up right there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
You feel left out, well, yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
We have our girl Mama's e Cosina, which you know
cannot be duplicated or replicated.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
In Chicago today maker they got they got a guy
with you know, having off everything, the whole thing, and
then this is okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
I wanted you still to feel special, and so did Trevor.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
All right, I was watched out my friend e White.
Yeah you want to Yeah, you know if the folks
of Salt Lake City are like, why is he there?
Because because he's my friend? Okay he believe it or not.
We all know each other. We all know each other,
and uh it is I literally just waved these people off.

(01:14:49):
I'm like, no on the radio, don't just you can't
just swing in here whenever you feel like it. And
they were bringing me a cake. It was so nice
of you. Thank you guys. Wow, Rose Action here known
Rosac for twenty years and I hope you forget everything
you remember about me from the path. Yeah you want
to sleep now, but you get the hell out it, truly,

(01:15:09):
just like you guys all leave. Thanks. That was extremely rude.
To me and then I see a cake and I'm like,
who's the a hole? Now I'm the a hole now,
thank you, thank you Trevor and everybody. Well, so you
guys set this up. Did you hit up Daddy Trevor
and you were like you gotta do something for Fred?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Yeah, I was trying to get a bakery where you were,
and then he was in you know, Raleigh, a lot
of moving parts, and he's like, why don't I get
it in Raleigh and drive it down to Charlotte, And
you know, we were doing all kinds of things. Manolo
Bakery and Charlotte though, was highly recommended, Immigrant owned and
they're super cool.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Their trace light chase looked really good, so we were
going to go with that. I don't know if Trevor
did not give me the name.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Of the poor woman who it was her first day,
but he ended up getting it in Raleigh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
If he wants to shut that out, we can later.
But yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Think I saw you spell birthday, but you know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Oh no, got in the back making cakes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
When a good day at the baker and okay, but
but no, so I used to work in Strowod so
a bunch of people who walked in here. I used
to work with a long time ago. And then E
White is my buddy. He works in Strowod now, but
he used to do the morning show in Salt Lake
City where we now do the morning show. I don't know,
I don't know who. This is a lot of things happening.
All it was right now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yeah, I am too, just said it was.

Speaker 15 (01:16:23):
I said, I'm sorry you got yelled at because I
made you go in there. He goes it was a
very aggressive wave. I don't know, because I know I
wanted to be on the air though when you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
It was wonderful. It's very nice of them, and I'll
have to apologize to each person individually. But the thing is,
like the business people, for the people who don't know
you know anything about this business, I don't know why
you would like the people that work in the office,
some of them, they don't seem to realize like what
we do in this room. So like a lot of
times we'll be in the middle of you on the
air and some sales guy will just swing the door

(01:16:55):
open and be like, hey, you've ever been a planet?
Fitly dude, We're on the radio, Like, what do you
think we do here, But that wasn't what that was.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Now I have to go office to office and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
I'm I got a photo of your weight them off.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I'm like, get out, no, because that's what I thought
it was. I thought it was a bunch of people
wanted to come in here and be.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
I'm so sorry Trevor in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Trouble, Jude, No, who's the a hole? On'm the a hole?
Now I'm sweating. All of a sudden, I told all
these kind people that get the hell out with their cake.
I don't want that show they hate me here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
That's right, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
No I've got the buttons. Look, all of a sudden,
the door swings open, and I'm like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Honestly, dude, we're on the freaking Oh god, I get
the video too. Here with the hely cake, Well that's
what it was. I saw the quality of the cake
and I'm like, the hell out with that. Find go
find me some better. I'm so sorry to everyone who

(01:18:22):
I just told to go screw themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
We love you, man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
All they wanted to do was something nice for me,
and I gave him the middle finger. I said, no,
I freaked out, like you guys, you can't just come
whenever you walk, Well, you can when you're surprising someone.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Oh my god, I'm making this into a sticker.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
They're gonna ask me to even never come back. I
swear that we have. These very kind people did all
this for me, and I just told them that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
You're fist in the air. I'm hosting this picture of
you for it the thirteen. You need to see this.
This is how you reacted to that cake. You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
You got to understand the context. Okay, I had no
warning and I look up and it's just a crap
ton of people and you're talking. There's this little sign
out there that says on air. Can you read? Yeah,
it probably doesn't. It probably says come on in talk. Yeah,

(01:19:29):
come in and yell is what it says. I honestly
am going to have to go like office to office today. Hi,
I'm sorry. Thank you for the nice thing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
That's a great way to meet people in a new city,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yeah, here I'm a guest in their place because I
can't get home because it's easy to snow. And here's
me going then get the hell out. Yeah that's going
to be the story. Oh, Fred came through from Chicago.
He just realled everybody, Oh God, I'm sorry, do the

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thing you want to do the thing? Kiki?

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
You know what what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
I don't know. There's not a lot of discipline. He's
in some station playing Christmas music anyway. I don't think
anyone's listening. Hey, Christian, I'm sorry, thanks for holding on.
How you doing, Christian? Happy birthday to me? All right?

Speaker 12 (01:20:23):
How were doing? Happy birthday? Brother?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Thanks man? I uh yeah, I'm gonna be asked to
leave here pretty soon. But tell me something about you.
Fun fact about you Christians.

Speaker 11 (01:20:32):
What my family called me the dog whisper because the
dog could be barking and folming and fight.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
You and not do nothing to me. And you're like,
you're like, love me. Why are you hanging around with
foaming dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Well it's just, you know, like people get chacked my
dogs in the way to school, and.

Speaker 12 (01:20:49):
The dog don't chase me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
I don't know why, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
A Christian, I do know. I do know what you're saying.
I am the same. I have the same temperament like
animals that are like people. Like all animals not nice.
That dog cat whatever, it's not gonna like you. They
like me. They just like they know Christian. They know that,
and Caitlin has the same gift. It's like they they
know that we're screwed up, but not to the animals,

(01:21:13):
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I like it.
Humans that doesn't they don't like me. No humans going
to the dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
I wonder why he's trying to give you a birthday cake.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
My goodness, but if a dog had come in, I
wouldn't have yelled at the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
You really come on in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
I literally told a bunch of people bringing me a
cake on my birthday to get the hell out. O. Wait,
didn't ask for your comments here at Christian Okay. One
hundred bucks is the price, believe it or not. This
is the show that Shelley Showdown. Kiki is in for
Shelley today. One hundred dollars, five questions. Hey, Kiki, get

(01:21:50):
the hell out today.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
I'm out of here. Brow Radio. If you want to
see the face.

Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
To the tune of move B by Ludas.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
I'm like, guys, what do we just radio? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Oh, you traveled from Raleigh with a cake for.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Me spelled birthday wrong. But I didn't send you a
picture of the case. It was somebody's first day. I'm
surprised this Kate didn't wind up been my face after that.
You're welcome. All right, here we go, Christian. Question number
one for you. Despite rumors, this Believe singer is not

(01:22:32):
doing a Netflix series, but she's performing on SNL for
the first time since nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Believe Okay, do you believe?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Okay? I thought my singing would have really given her away.
This son of the late Steve Irwin and Dancing with
the Stars winner has a birthday today.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Wow, yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
All right. You know, I feel like there's a three
for three coming, despite rumors merely Bobby Brown says she
always feels safe with David Harbor on the set of
this hit Netflix show called Stranger Things. Yes, the Stranger Things. Oh.

(01:23:20):
On point which British singer seemingly alludes to marriage troubles
with his wife Cherry on the ess Your Name Cherry
on the deluxe edition of his album play, I think
I did know that, actually he would he'd be married
to a Cherry.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Yeah, Cherry seabone Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
And then finally, I feel really good about this one
for you, Christian, I do name one of the NFL
teams that always play on Thanksgiving called the Lions or
the Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
He knew.

Speaker 13 (01:23:53):
The Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Yes, all right, yeah, shut up, you know what you
get out to and take this chanky cake with you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
He'll be fair, he'll be fair.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
These questions a little old for me. Man, I'm younger.
I didn't know a whole lot of Second, Well, how
old are you Christians?

Speaker 12 (01:24:16):
I'm twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Well one of the people who's we asked about is
younger than you, I think, so I don't want to
hear it nine or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
I wasn't even around.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
All right. Well that's one and you got it two.
All right, let's see, let's see how this goes. Yeah,
thank you for your commentary on your question, Kiki, question
number one. Despite her reports, this believe singer is not
doing a Netflix series, but she is performing on SML
for the first time since nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Sure boom see.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
I guess So this son of the late Steve Irwin
and Dancing with the Stars winner has a birthday today.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Oh man, what is that boy's name?

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Fine?

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
He is, I'm gonna James, okay, but.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
But some people call him James. But a lot of
people do, despite rumors Billy Bobby Brown, since you're always
excuse me, I said, Billy Bobby, I'm just eating my
birthday cake over here by myself because none of my
friends want. None of my friends want to be here

(01:25:29):
with me. Despite they all left. They all left and
they're all fighting HR complaints. So yeah, every every single
one of them is on the phone with HR. Despite reports,
Millie Bobby Brown said she always feels safe with David
Harbor on the set of this hit Netflix show Stranger

(01:25:51):
Thinks Yes, which British singer seemingly alludes to marriage troubles
with his wife Cherry on the deluxe edition of his
album Play Ed.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Shearing and they better fix it. Ye Oh, I'm not
messing around.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Okay, why because you won't believe in love if he
and Cherry break up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
I don't know. I'd be really invested.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Me neither man neither I can Can you see Ed
being kind of a selfish guy?

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Well, he's a man with no phone. That's already a
red flag. But you know he can sing, so we
give him a pass.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Yeah. I mean, I think he's kind of brilliant, but
I think he's very brilliant. But like the whole thing
where he tours in place for eighty thousand people with
himself and a loop machine and like no drummer or anything.
I mean, way to keep all the money for yourself? Bro? Yeah,
I mean yeah, I don't. Man, and name one of
the NFL teams that always play on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
The Detroit Lionah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Or the Cowboys. That's all right, Christian man, I'm sorry
you did not win. You did a great job. I'm
sorry the questions were too old for you. Here Share
Share says you can. You can hang up now, have
a good day, man, Thanks for listening. Appreciate you all right,
that nice job, Kiki, you did it, you won. I
don't know what happened in the last twenty minutes. I

(01:27:04):
have no idea. I'm exhausted, but I'm gonna play a
song now. I'm gonna go say some I'm sorries to
people and uh and we'll come back and do a
Kiky's chord more Kiky come now. Yeah, Yeah, you're right
with it. You have the energy left, you have it
in you to do another segment about you, of course. Okay,
good judge Key is here. Next Good morning. We'll get

(01:27:24):
to Kiki's courd in just a second. But we have
another Kiki. No more surprises, man, I don't. I'm sorry,
but this is a surprise. This is a surprise for
Kiki and it's with a piece of audio. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Oh yes, okay, okay, good.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
And happy bead day. Tell you body, happy bad day,
toll you somebody happy, be happy back happy god?

Speaker 16 (01:27:59):
Oh wow, have it, Untie, Happy birthday, fig you for you,
for you cording for everything.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
Ntikiky from dealing for all like the houting hey to
suggest that on the Kiki and have your birthday, and
thank you for bring me to trust with you and
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Hey, Auntie the shore. There's a nephew Sean, and I
just want to tell you happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
And I appreciate everything you do for Mekiky. I'm glad
they weren't here because I would have told them all
to get out, all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
I think I got here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
The show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
We've got four more minutes of a nephew audio. You
got to all of them here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
We didn't know we did.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
She has a lot of nephews. Yeah, that was very sweet.
And I can tell these two or three of them
are going to follow in your footsteps, because I really
like the delivery, the nunciation of the presentation. These kids
know what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
And Cason snuck in six seven.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
He says that all day, I love all of them.
I mean you guys know those about babies.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Yeah, that was very sweet. No wonder you buy them
lobster tails whatever else?

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
They want.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Your tears right? You got? The lashes are on the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Okay, yeah, this this show is completely off the rails.
Not that any of them are really professional, but this
one certainly isn't. But I suppose we'll do this. Kiki
touch Kiki, if you would please on your birthday show? Yeah,
all rise for the honorable kik a league take it away? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
All right, let's get into the courtroom, it says Kiki.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Am I wrong for pepper spring my co workers for
giving me a chad?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
I was like, we got bear Mazou.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
I tasted one of them. They're getting the prong removed
right now. It's gonna be fine. The paramedics say that
they'll recovery in no time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Okay, all right, let's get down of business. All I'm done,
I'm done, all right, it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
Says hey, Kiki, I hosted Thanksgiving for the first time
this year and told everyone to arrive at two PM.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
I even sent reminders.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
Well, at eleven forty six am, my doorbell rings and
it's my brother, his wife and their three kids. Kiki,
I'm still in my pajamas, nothing's ready. I'm cooking and cleaning.
At the same time, I opened the door, like, what
are y'all doing here? My sister in law says, well,
we had a two hour drive, so we wanted to

(01:30:45):
beat the traffic and help you set up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Except they didn't help me at all.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
My brother immediately turned on football at full valume. The
kids are running around and my sister in law kept
asking for snacks and taste tests. Then she knocked over
a full bowl of gravy trying to help herself to
an unfinished charcuterie board.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
That's when I snapped.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
I said, this would not have happened if y'all had
showed up when I asked you to be here. The
rest of the day was awkward from that moment, and
my mom says, I overreacted and I need to be
more prepared.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Am I wrong? Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Okay? I have some thoughts with a Kiki, please.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
Guys, we have to follow invitation rules, very simple, exactly,
It's right there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
In the script.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
I need you to be there at two pm, not
one fifty nine, not one fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Six, two pm.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
I hate when someone arrives to my events early, Like,
what are you trying to do?

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Early?

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Is crazy? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Unless I ask you to be here to help me
decorate or something, why are you here just in the way?
And I don't know about anyone else? When I'm cooking,
I don't want a lot of people in the kitchen.
Move out of my way. You over here trying to
get snacks, your kids running around, your husband yelling at
the tea be like, why are.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Y'all here so early? I said two o'clock. I don't
think you throw it all. I would have put him out.
You don't pop up at my house, No.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Yeah, eight don't pop up in my studio either. Eight
five five five nine three five. You can call it
text the same number. You guys are the jury. I'm
with you. I mean if I'm if I say come
at two o'clock, then I'm not going to be ready
at eleven necessarily, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not.
Maybe maybe I am, maybe I'm not. But like if

(01:32:30):
I say come at two o'clock and if I'm not
ready at one o'clock, then nobody should be surprised by that.
You shouldn't just be coming around because you know, who knows.
Maybe I cleaned the whole house and made all the food.
I did everything, but I haven't showered yet, you know,
or whatever, so I look crappy, right, which means you
would come over and then have to sit there. Well,
I go do all that stuff, which is weird. I'm
supposed to be hosting you. Second of all of you

(01:32:52):
are going to show up early. Then you got to
be helpful.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Please, and really you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
You cannot be helpful when I tell you not to
be here, Like if I wanted to, if I wanted
the help, I would have told you that. I didn't
ask for your help. I don't want your help. I
want you to come when I tell you to get
there two o'clock, not anytime earlier. And it's her first
time hosting Thanksgiving. That is a very stressful time for
anyone who's hosting. You want to clean the house, you're
looking at the baseboards, you're restocking the toilet paper, you

(01:33:20):
got to cook the food good. You know, it's just
so many things. And to have you just all in
my way, Oh my goodness, everybody needs to leavens can't get.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Out well and ask for the comment that that she
was being too sensitive, I mean, or that you know
she should have received people differently or right like I No, no,
I said two o'clock. Now if you show up at two.
If if I'm hosting the holiday and you show up
at two o'clock and nothing's done, well, then then I

(01:33:51):
wasn't prepared, right. But but you don't. You can't just
walk in whenever you want. Absolutely not. I think it's
so rude, right, you can't just walk in when it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Wait, sure, yep, even if it's for happy reasons.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Like your thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
This one's this one's hitting a little too close to
home from Okay? Is this Kiky's court?

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Is there is there any other side? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
What if it's like ten minutes early?

Speaker 7 (01:34:15):
Because now I'm second guessing myself because I told last week,
I told you guys that my mom did not invite
me to Thanksgiving. So I had to reach out to
her and ask what time she wanted us. Okay, So
now I'm already feeling some type of way. So it
was at two o'clock. I showed up at one fifty, okay,
so I was ten minutes early. She was not like
everything was cooking, but she wanted to go change and

(01:34:37):
like get.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Ready or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:34:38):
So I was like, okay, go do that, and I'm
going to finish like doing the table. But I like
it's different because like I know where everything is right,
like I can help, So like, ight, okay or do
you think she would in her brain was like, oh
godly ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
Ten minutes is not like that's you being considerate, I think,
as opposed to showing up late.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
Don't come to my right, you can go to your parents' house, tim,
don't come to my house.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Well, no, that's that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, No, No,
if I'm invited to a party at two o'clock, I
can't show up at one fifty. But if I'm invited
at my parents house at two o'clock, I probably should
be there by one fifty because you know, me rolling
in at two fifteen would be I think deemed rude.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Right, it's such a small window it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
Is a small window, but we can all follow the direction.
And Jesse, you've seen your mother in her nightgown.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
You know, you see her in her movies.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
You can show up, but like you, you bring your wife,
your kids in law, like they'll come to.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
My house early. No, I'll be doing this in hours.
Early on Thanksgiving is stressful.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
What is that? Hey, Alice? How you doing? Alice? Alice?

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
Yeah, oh, Alice, you're there.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
You called us down, I'm here, Okay, Well what do
you think?

Speaker 12 (01:35:55):
I think that if they wanted to get there earlier
because of.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
Traffic, whatever have you, they should the calls or first
and said, look, would it be okay if we come
a little earlier and we can help you out?

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
And and it's so fine. But in this case, what
ticket was going over. They didn't do anything. They just
got in the wait.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Yeah yeah, or it's hey, can I come early and
help you? And and that if the answer is no,
I don't need help. Because if you say to me,
can I come early and help you, you know, get
stuff set up, well, then I'm going to be ready
by one instead of two. I'm gonna have my act
together because you're coming to help. So again, you can't
just show it. No, you can't just roll in whenever
you want. Absolutely all right, we agree, Thank you, Alice,

(01:36:38):
have a good day. We solve that problem. I mean,
just another life issue resolved right here. But I think
we all agree for once is that there's really no
there's no other side to this.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
I know that's right. I'm not in my court room.
There's not another side. I'm scared. We can on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
Okay, yeah, the fun fact.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
We'll do it next thing, more Fred show next right here?

Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
The fread show is on ye friend's fun fact.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Okay, so did you know?

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Did you know?

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
I got an animal fund? Maybe we'll do animal fun
facts all week. I'm not sure, but I have an
animal fun fact today. Male honeybees cannot sting? Did you
know that? And I have more they I guess they combust.
The word that's being used here is explode. They know
this is a real thing. Male honey bees can't sting,
but they explode during mating and then die.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Yep, my favorite fact.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Whoa, there's lots to unpack here. So male honey, male
honeyeop will not sting you. But then they I guess
they get to get it on one time and have
their moment and then they're dead, go out on a
high note, which I think is why I want to say,
And this could be wrong, but if a male honeybee
stings you, they also die, don't they Like, isn't it

(01:38:10):
the same thing as mating? Which is why I'm always like, honeybee,
don't sting me. I ain't worth it, Like, go get
you some dude, Like at least you know, at least
have your moment, you know what I mean, Like, don't
sting me. I ain't worth it. I ain't nothing to
brag about, you know, Go get that go get that
fly honeybee. Honey that you would try to get with,
get with her if you're going to die for it,

(01:38:32):
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
You have this whole conversation with the bee.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Yeah, I'm trying to convince it not to sting me.
I'm like, bro, you only get one shot, one opportunity, man,
and I ain't the one. I mean, of all the
people that I've been with in that regard, if they
only got one shot and then they died, I feel
bad for all of them. It wasn't worth it, man.
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