March 6, 2026 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
And there are a lot of hot freads. I don't
know if there are was kind of fine.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh yeah he was. I like a man and go
to work. Yeah, he beat him at his feet on
the ground. You know that's hot.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fred's show is odd. Guys, they got the funk. I
got the funk. I don't know how this is gonna go.
You're gonna have to carry this show like you always do.
I'm just gonna sit back and push the buttons and
just watch the magic. Jason, Okay, all right, take it away.
Go ahead, till you're the host of the show today. Yeah, okay, good,
I would like to see this good. No, you're the
host of the show.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Go yeah, okay, we're just gonna play the.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
First We got to say hot everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We just came in.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yep, we gotta see high and then probably like an
introduction with okay, never mind.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Good morning, Kaitlin. Hey, Hi Jason.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't know if I got the funk. I don't
know if it's from flying on planes. I don't know
if it's because I was in a place where like
people have allergies, where like it's already warm.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't know weather changes recently, Yes, what sixty degrees
then eighty and then sixty and then fifty and I
can't handle this. This is the time of year where
I just I probably should just like disappear for a month,
take a hiatus. Yeah, let everything level right, right, just
work it all through and then I'll come back. Nobody
would miss me. It would be fine. Everybody would be
fine talking like that. Jason could host the show like
(01:29):
you just did. I mean, we're perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
He doesn't even open breaks, You don't say hi to anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, here's where I actually i'd like to hear where
you were going. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I want to play the new bb rexas song because
I like it. So that's what I would start off with. Okay,
don't we talk a little first?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, so no for play at all, don't warm it
up at all? No, no.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, this was a tiny good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Right exactly like you got to welcome people and then
you know, got it. Okay, tell me you love them,
you appreciate it, We love you. You all are super
hot today, okay, all right, yeah, yeah right, it's just
me in this room. For all the criticism that people
have about me, you just did a whole break without
identifying the other four people that.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Are in there.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Mysterious if we're not even here, because it doesn't really
meant there him right, because Jason's over here with his
feed props getting He's getting fed rapes by these two
women here and his beck and call white and his butt.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I didn't even think he needed that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
His hands worked fine, but for some reason, the guy
has meniscus repair surgery. He needs his butt wipe by
two girls on the show. You didn't even ask me
to do it. He's trying to preserve the sexy. Is
that what you say?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You don't need to see what's going on over here?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, you guys, You guys are the are the ward
the ward maidens. In the morning, they get downstairs at
the parking garage, standing at attention with a wheelchairs.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It takes all of.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The women on the show to go down there. Everyone
leaves to go ten to Jason.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I care. I can't wait for my colonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
When you guys drive me and then stand at attention
while they take a camera up.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You guys right for us, I'm gonna wheel you in here.
You think I'm playing that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I hope you don't have to. I think they remove
the camera before you leave. I don't know the one
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh what do you do?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Tell me more? Tell me more.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I got you a side job show. Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, we're going for fully licensed this one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'm excited for you to have the long toot after
the Colona.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I know, I know you don't like it, but it
like lasts for forty five minutes and like you're supposed
to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
But like for you, I know it's going to be yeah,
because you gotta let the air out.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh god, I don't even know any details. Just Jesus,
take the wheel, man, I'm gonna show up. Just go ahead,
knock me out. I mean you can undress me too,
like I don't care. In fact, knock me out the
night before and then just wake me up when September ends, man,
wake me up when it's till over, and like it'll
be fine. I just yeah, I want to be a
sleep for that too, Okay, I don't care. Okay, Well again,
(04:08):
I got two ladies that will stand it attention to
do whatever it takes around here.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yes we will.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We will definitely humble you.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I've been in positions that I didn't think that I
would ever be in, or having these ladies push me around,
or Mike having to help me get my chony's on.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You know, it's it humbles you and you say like wow,
I think that's called intimacy. And I don't think I
could ever get there. I just don't because one, I
don't like to be a burden that anybody. Two and
I know I know that's you and you're not because
you do so much for other people. But two, there
are just things that I'm not comfort Like when people
talk about, well, you know, you live with someone else,
(04:50):
you know, it's like last if it's my maturity, like
you know, bodily functions and and all kinds of sort
of like un sexy things that happen when you live
with another human and like r you need to deal
with that, like you need to you know, be a
man or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It's like, oh no, no, no, no, I've hat people.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Over there, your man, I've hat people over the years.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
In this room.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
On the text on the call criticize me man for
being like like like like I'm like it's a maturity
issue for me that I am a little bit freaked
out by other people's bodily functions, but I'm freaked out
by my. It's not other people, it's all bodily functions.
Like I don't like my bodily functions. So the idea
that someone actually now lives and uses the same like
(05:31):
bathroom where I have to do things that are unspeakable,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't. I don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I think the whole thing is though, that you can
be that way until you know God laughs and puts
you in a situation like Jason where he literally had
to surrender, which.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is exactly what which is like that I I wouldn't
be good in that situation. And it's not because it's
not human or because it's just because I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I'm myself. I don't I'll be embarrassed. Man, this is
all so natural. It is like what you're going through
is humbling. But but that's why you have a support system.
You have a partner, you have friends, you have family,
Like this is what people do in life.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Unfortunately, you never know our life's gonna catch you.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And yeah, and then when you're when you don't, you
can wipe your butt in private, which is wonderful.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
It's wonderful, too cocky, right, but how how would I
do that?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
As well?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
There's no one around, and things can get a little
you know, We're not really worried, you know, because potentially
I'll be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Then I'll say, get your nurse.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's all good.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Yeah, well if we're not available, but even that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Even that would I know. I'm just I'm a weirdo.
Like I'm a weirdo. I don't like my own stuff,
how much gonna do with somebody else? And then I
certainly don't want somebody else dealing with my stuff on
my behalf.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah, Jason's a weirdo in the sense that he doesn't
want anyone to help him ever, maybe not the bodily stuff.
But so I think you guys are weirdos in different ways.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
And Jason got mad at me because I was like, Jason, like,
I love you, but sometimes I feel like and don't
like not be my friend anymore. But I feel like
sometimes you have like the Jesus complex, and I'm like,
it's it's like I I'm gonna give give, give to
the world, but like you won't let others give to you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
She just called you Jesus all.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That You're like, I mean, it is, but I'm also like,
are we gotta let going like God on this one?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, I just don't ever.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I hate asking anyone for help, and I hate having
to feel that like my personal stuff becomes work for
other people.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Let's keep going so hard, Let's keep going hard that
we have to get surgery on our knee.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Right, And that's why and bed God put me in
this position I'm in now.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, guys, I just I hate myself today because I
don't feel good.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I know, I don't feel well. And it started last night.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I got homemozon feeling well, and so for whatever reason,
I was looking for things to watch. I finished watching
Jury Duty on Amazon Prime, which, because there's a new
season coming up, this is not new. People are listening
now going yeah, dude, that was like a couple of
years ago and or maybe more than that, where you've
been well. I knew that a new season was coming
so and my friend was telling me, you need to
watch this.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's actually pretty good. Do you do you have you
seen this?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
The premise of the show is that a guy's doing
jury duty and there's a documentary team following him to
like get the gist of what it's like to be
in a jury. But and this is not like a spoiler,
but everybody involved except for him as an actor, the
entire thing is fake except for him, So the whole
(08:14):
thing is scripted and he's the only one that doesn't know.
And it's really well done, Like it's very clever, it's
very funny, and it's actually very sweet, and I don't
want to give too much away, but like I thought
it was really it was really good, and I was
actually sad that the same crew of people are not
in the second season from what I can tell, but
they probably can't be. It can't be the same scenario
(08:36):
because people would probably figure it out, and the fact that.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
This guy never figured it out.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And then in the last episode, I hope this isn't
a spoiler either, they sort of show moments where the
cast did screw it up because it's mostly ad lib,
like where they called another actor by their real name
in the midst of it. Because a lot of it's
not like actual word script because you don't know what
that guy's going to do, so it's like a general idea.
These people are all just just like improv experts, and
(09:02):
they really could. But there are all these moments and
he caught a few of them where he's like, why
did you call her Cassandra?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Her name is whatever? And then they had to like
and they were for him.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Then there are producers in a rooms and we're scurrying
to change the storyline to figure out how to cover
that screw up.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And then I was really like, it's good anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I watched it, and I watch all of it so
that I pivoted, guys. I pivoted m hm to whatever
that love is, blind show is. And I hate myself.
I hate I hate myself. I hate these people. I
hate them. I hate myself and I hate these people.
And I've only gotten through I think one episode. Have
you watched the whole season?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
My husband watches the whole season, and I like, come
in the room. I'm in and out, so I kind
of get what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But I've heard that Hobby watching.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, you guys love the dating show. He loves the
dating show.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So guys, it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's just so bad and oh my god, and I
just I squirmed, like last night that episode. I'm not
going to get anything away either, but episode one, and
I have no idea how much time has elapsed, but
it can't be long, you know, because it shows like
the premise of the show, if you don't know, is
you've got a group of men and a group of
women and they live on like separate sides of a warehouse.
(10:15):
And then they put them in these pods and they
go on dates and am using air quotes. But they
there's like a partition between them and all they can
hear are each other's voices, but they don't have any
concept of what the other looks like, and they're not
allowed to ask. Now, a lot of these guys and
girls get a little crafty, you know, and they're like,
so what are your what are your hobbiests?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Do they involve? I don't know, like going to the gym?
You know? Do you enjoy lifting things? Like? You know?
But you can't flat out say like are you black
or white? Are you you know? What do you have?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Whatever you can? You can hint around it, but you
cannot just come out. I guess according to the rules
and just be like tell me what you look like?
Are you fat? You know?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Or whatever? Whatever you're into?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Whatever you're not into, you can't do and so, like
last night in episode one and again, so I don't know.
They have these dates, and I guess over time they
can choose to spend more time I think with certain
people after they've met everybody, you know, they can be like, what, yeah,
like I had a better connection with well, they all
I think it's it's all they all certain pods.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, it's all pods.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
But then they could be like, I want more time.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
With so and so.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So you start to like you'll hone in on the
people that you think you might like the best. And
then they go in the little room, the communal room
with all the men and all the women, and they
talk about who they're dating and say, you're not dating,
you know. And then it's like, well, I hope that
so and so is not your interest because that's mine.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And then they start to like bicker over who.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, so last night in episode one, I can only
imagine it's been a couple of days total that this
has been shooting.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
At this point. One dude is I love you, baby,
I love you so much. I want to be with
you for the rest.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Of my On one day, she's crying, Oh my god.
He proposes I'm like, I'm just I'm I'm literally in
the fetal position.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
At this point. Yeah, I'm going, what are you doing?
What are you doing? You know?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And then another scene is two people who've never seen
each other fighting. They start and then she goes, I
don't think this is gonna work. We can't be in
a relationship together. You're not in a relationship. You just
a producer handed you a flower from this man, you know,
and he's on the other side eating beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yep. And I'm just.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Going, I think anybody can get caught up in the idea.
It's it's at least with the same thing is true
with the Bachelor, but at least on the Bachelor, like
you could sort of see if there's chemistry because you're
like really in front of the person. But the whole
thing is you're talking to someone. I get that, I
get the concept. But you go in believing that you're
gonna leave engaged, so you're already programmed that, like I'm
(12:50):
supposed to fall in love, like this is a sign,
this is fate.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And then you go in.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
There and you're just talking to someone, and then I
feel like there's this rush to make sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I feel like it's a lot of factors.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Like I feel like it's like being stripped of your
job social media, like shut out from the world, Like
that's one thing. And the only people you have to
talk to are like the people that you're living with
and then the people that you're talking to in the pod.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So that probably speeds things up.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
And also the kinds of people that apply are probably
like I'm sick of you know, the dating, I'm sick
of the apps, whatever. I'm ready to try something new
because I do want to get married. So like it's
probably a different kind of person, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
What did I see last night? A girl they get
in a fight.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
She's talking to like four men. I'm not judging that.
Like that's the concept. That's that's the whole thing. You know,
you juggle the people until you find the people you
like the best, and then they get in some kind
of fight and they're both angry, and I'm like, you
don't know each other at all.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, fighting with someone who just moithered, she's.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Not personal, Like it's I mean, it's personal, I guess,
but like I'm fighting with a voice, you know. Then
they get a fight, and then the one woman comes
in sobbing over this fight with this man she's ever seen,
and I'm just going, what is going?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Like, how emotionally fragile are you?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's so upsetting, I know I can see that.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
And then Bella, she's Bella, you know, our producers watching,
she's been watching it. And then she, you know, I
walk in and I three steps in the door of Fred.
You know, she's eighteen red bulls ahead of me or whatever.
She drinks, and it's like, you know, we got to
talk about this. I'm like, I can't talk about this
right now. I need a minute. I don't have a voice.
(14:29):
I need a minute exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I don't know, but you can you can bet I'll
watch the whole damn thing. I mean, you can bet
that I will finish it now. But it just makes
me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Is it a good season I used to watch?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I kind of gave up, like I was like, this
is the same song and dance every time?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, that is it's very formula. Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I think I watched the first season and then I
haven't watched any other seasons and then I'm watching this.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You watched her in COVID, I remember.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, but that mean that was desperate times called for
desperate mesage.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh yeah, we were watching it. I mean Tiger Game
had its moment.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I tell yeah, we're seeing a lot less of nikolache
and and Vanessa, which I think they're very nice people.
And I you know, I'm a big ninety eight degrees guy,
like shout out to Nick.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But I didn't understand their role really the same.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And I plays a hobby and hobbies like why are
you so bothered?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And I'm like, I'm not bothered.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I was like, I just don't understand.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I think I'm just jealous, Like I'd like to be
the host of a viral Netflix series where all I
do is come in the beginning and go welcome everyone,
and then and then every now and again popping and
go how are you feeling?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And then and then that's it, like if we don't
need you for.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
This, Oh man, Chris Harrison's job.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
I used to look and be like he gets to
fly across the world just to say like, ladies, yeah, Fred,
this is the final road, you know, And then he
steps back.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Like buddy buddy with everybody, you buddy up and be like, so,
how you feeling about this?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
You know?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yea as direction? Is your heart leading you?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Right right? You know best job. Yeah they gave it
to that Jesse guy.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
He's hot, but he's no Chris, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, it should have been one of us. Oh, should
have been one of them. It could have been you
could have been me. No one called.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Doing agent, do anything. I have no idea anyway, I don't.
I don't understand the show clearly.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But what do you mean? I think I fully understand it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I just I think it's a disaster, which is why
it's great television, right, Like all the things I'm saying
are the reasons why this is compelling to watch. But
it makes me so uncomfortable, like you're ruining your life
right now. And I mean there is a success rate.
I don't think it's very high. There are people who
have over time, you know, and had kids and all that,
(16:31):
and that's wonderful, but I think I think it's a
numbers gap.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think it's just you got lucky. There's just no way.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
And I do understand that people can connect without ever
seeing each other, but I think it's risky, and I
also think we're talking about people who.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Are on there their well and apparently they're not.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
According to someone, if I keep watching, it gets worse
and people start acting up. But in theory, you know
you're being filmed and you know the thing, and you
know that everyone's going to watch this, so you're really
not e I don't think you're getting a truly authentic
verse of anybody, because I mean, if I were on
I was thinking last night, like, first of all, these
guys are so cheesy, it's so incredibly cheesy, and then
(17:09):
I'm watching this, going how would I act if I
were on levis Fline, Because I don't know. I tend
to be pretty direct. I tend to be very sarcastic.
I tend to be great satirical. But but that doesn't
word for everybody. But I don't think it would play
very well. So I think you either lean into being
like a villain or something, or you're not yourself because
you're putting on this this because all they can hear
(17:31):
is your voice and all they know are your words,
So like you're you're putting on this thing.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I don't know, I don't have a poker face.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
So like if when I saw them and like, I'm sorry,
I have to think the person I'm with is hot.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I'm so sorry about that. But I wouldn't be able
to hide, Like, you know.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
If I was like, oh, the door slides open and
then I'm like, oh boys, I'd be you know, it's
like back up, there you are.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's probably the topic, by the way, is people are
texting my love is blind.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
But mike' said during COVID.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
We watched sign spinning on ESPN, which is I've said,
Jason a few of them where I'm like, you know,
there's an Excel championship, like the spreadsheet software an Excel
World Championship, and I believe that it's shown on television
and there are commentators.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's an email championship.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Like, look, I get it. It's hard in the media
these days. Man, it's hard to get a gig, it's
hard to get a show, it's hard to get a
you know whatever. But if you were if I'm an
aspiring sports commentator in ESPN's like, we're gonna put you
on the Ode show, bro, But here's your break. You're
gonna be on an ode show and you're gonna do
the Excel Championship live from Topeka, Kansas, you know, the
Convention Center. I mean I would do it, but like,
(18:44):
I wouldn't feel great about it, you know. I agree
fred On Love is Blind is a hot mess? Oh well,
on Love is Blind? Okay, not fred On Love is Blind.
I agree with fred On Love.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Is Oh okay.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
I think you'd be a great like. I think you'd
get a lot of airtime, but probably yeah, Like I.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Think I would just tank my whole life for the
sake of other people's entertainment.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I would how would you creatively figure out? Well, you
don't really have a physical type, so I guess that
wouldn't matter to you.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
But I think I would either go in with absolute
sincere intention or I would go in and I would
just play everybody like, oh, I'm so into you, I'm
so into you, I'm sowing to you, I'm so in
to you. And then when the girl's like, did you
tell Samantha that you're falling for I never said that,
you know, I never said that, Like, she's a liar,
(19:38):
She's a freaking liar.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
And then the other girl.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Comes in like, but did you call me a liar, dude,
she's spinning stuff. Man, she's so into me, she can't
help it. Like people would love it, but I would
come out. I would need like security, because that's another
thing I'm noticing. I don't know that I've gotten more
DMS about any one thing that I have about Love
is blind in the last twenty four hours. And everyone's like,
this guy's a jerker, this guy's terrible, and this guys
would have like again. We talked to Mark Long from
(20:03):
road Rules Fame a couple of weeks ago on the Tanker.
If you watched Road Rules Real World, if you're of
that era, and I did ask him the question, you've
been out, you were on that show and you've made
a whole career out of it. Are you able to
do anything else other than be the guy from reality TV?
And his answer is no, because I'm the king of
reality TV or something. He's he's really he's decided, like
(20:23):
I think, the answer is no. I cannot be associated
with anything else. I could never be your dentist because
people would be like, oh, that's the guy from the
Real World.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I don't know if he owned it and he's extended it,
so I guess you have to believe in yourself that hard, and.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Maybe in this career would be a good thing. But
I feel like I would need personal security out here
in these streets. If I like played everybody and then
tried to walk around the airport or whatever, people be.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Like, you're the villain for sure.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
But it might be really good. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Maybe all audition they're all much younger though they're in there,
like late twenties, early thirties.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
That voice though the girls would go wild, that's true, well,
especially the sick one.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, they would have no idea.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Honestly, I need to get in the studio and make
it like a movie trailer demo right now. And then
when they actually like they're like, oh, this guy could
do movie trailers. But then they didn't realize I was sick.
Then I have to go like lick a park bench
to get get sick again so I can get so
I can get back to form for my movie trailer voice.
Let's do biggest stories of the day next after Teddy Swims,
(21:22):
it's the Fred Show. Someone tell the suits to give
these guys more days off. Either they're still drunk from
the long bag k but yeah, let these dogs off
the lease for a bit and they're feeling themselves this morning.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Lol. Love it. Who is the drunk one? Okay? Fred's
show is on? Guys, good morning. It's Friday, March sixth.
The Frend Show is here.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Hi, Kaylin, Hi, Jason Peaky's out today back on Monday. Hello, Paulina,
Shoby Shelley is here? Bea Me and the Friday Throwback
Dance Party in just a second, and brand new Harry
Styles music as well the entertainer of port headlines and
fun facts are coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What are you working on?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
K So, since you've been gone, Jason just went to
someone else allegedly we got to talk about it and
the latest on your other queen Britney Spears rough day.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Hey Kelly, how you doing? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Good morning, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Hi Kelly, I just want to check in with you,
say hi, have you been listening the last couple of weeks? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Of course every day?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
So I was just curious if by chance you knew
the ten keywords as they all come together. I just
we're just doing like a little quality control check to
make sure that like it really conveyed right. So could
you tell them to me please, because we gave away
keyword every day for the last two weeks.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You were supposed to keep tracks. I don't know if
you did that.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I sure did so are you ready.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, I mean I'm ready for it.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Okay, Harry will play wearing sequins in the landdown Under.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Just one more time, just I just want to be
like super clear, because we got the guys from Ernst
and Young and here the accounts, the accounting firm, you know,
just to make sure. But if there's one more time,
it's music to my ears if you could though.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, Harry will play wearing sequence in the Land down Under.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
My friend, Kelly, you are going to Sydney, Australia to
see Harry styles.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You win.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I'm literally, oh my god, this.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Is so exciting.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I won't stop stop. I can't stop. I can't stop.
I can't never stop. I almost know I stopped the
reference right in the middle there, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Kelly, you won the biggest trip in French show history.
I'm sure you're in shock, literally speechless. I never have
I always have something to say and I have nothing
to say right now.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
But I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
No that is fair. That is fair. It's a it's
a good prize.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Harry will play wearing sequence in the land land lane.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Apparently you're going to the UK two I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
In the line in the landtown under you are going
to Sydney, Australia. You got tickets to see Harry Styles,
you got the airfare of the hotel, the whole thing.
Shout out to a Harry and Columbia Records, Kelly. Hang
on one second. We need pictures, we need a full recap,
we need absolutely everything. But thank you for listening and congratulations.
Oh thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Stay right there. There's nothing more Fred's Show than that
you just won the biggest prize you've ever given away.
Stop is this Ryan secrets?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, no, all right, Well we did it, guys. I
can understand a little bit.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Of like really I want real, for real, for real,
for real, for real? You want and I want to
thank everybody for playing along with this game. We have
another one. We got another one coming, yes, and yeah,
that's all. I'm gonna stop right there. Another one coming
on about a week away, about a week away. Next
(24:51):
we'll tell you what it is. You'll be happy about
this one too. It's the Freend Show, the Friday throwback
dance parties next
And there are a lot of hot freads. I don't
know if there are was kind of fine.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh yeah he was. I like a man and go
to work. Yeah, he beat him at his feet on
the ground. You know that's hot.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fred's show is odd. Guys, they got the funk. I
got the funk. I don't know how this is gonna go.
You're gonna have to carry this show like you always do.
I'm just gonna sit back and push the buttons and
just watch the magic. Jason, Okay, all right, take it away.
Go ahead, till you're the host of the show today. Yeah, okay, good,
I would like to see this good. No, you're the
host of the show.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Go yeah, okay, we're just gonna play the.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
First We got to say hot everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We just came in.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yep, we gotta see high and then probably like an
introduction with okay, never mind.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Good morning, Kaitlin. Hey, Hi Jason.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't know if I got the funk. I don't
know if it's from flying on planes. I don't know
if it's because I was in a place where like
people have allergies, where like it's already warm.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't know weather changes recently, Yes, what sixty degrees
then eighty and then sixty and then fifty and I
can't handle this. This is the time of year where
I just I probably should just like disappear for a month,
take a hiatus. Yeah, let everything level right, right, just
work it all through and then I'll come back. Nobody
would miss me. It would be fine. Everybody would be
fine talking like that. Jason could host the show like
(01:29):
you just did. I mean, we're perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
He doesn't even open breaks, You don't say hi to anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, here's where I actually i'd like to hear where
you were going. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I want to play the new bb rexas song because
I like it. So that's what I would start off with. Okay,
don't we talk a little first?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, so no for play at all, don't warm it
up at all? No, no.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, this was a tiny good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Right exactly like you got to welcome people and then
you know, got it. Okay, tell me you love them,
you appreciate it, We love you. You all are super
hot today, okay, all right, yeah, yeah right, it's just
me in this room. For all the criticism that people
have about me, you just did a whole break without
identifying the other four people that.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Are in there.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Mysterious if we're not even here, because it doesn't really
meant there him right, because Jason's over here with his
feed props getting He's getting fed rapes by these two
women here and his beck and call white and his butt.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I didn't even think he needed that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
His hands worked fine, but for some reason, the guy
has meniscus repair surgery. He needs his butt wipe by
two girls on the show. You didn't even ask me
to do it. He's trying to preserve the sexy. Is
that what you say?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You don't need to see what's going on over here?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, you guys, You guys are the are the ward
the ward maidens. In the morning, they get downstairs at
the parking garage, standing at attention with a wheelchairs.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It takes all of.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The women on the show to go down there. Everyone
leaves to go ten to Jason.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I care. I can't wait for my colonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
When you guys drive me and then stand at attention
while they take a camera up.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You guys right for us, I'm gonna wheel you in here.
You think I'm playing that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I hope you don't have to. I think they remove
the camera before you leave. I don't know the one
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh what do you do?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Tell me more? Tell me more.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I got you a side job show. Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, we're going for fully licensed this one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'm excited for you to have the long toot after
the Colona.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I know, I know you don't like it, but it
like lasts for forty five minutes and like you're supposed
to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
But like for you, I know it's going to be yeah,
because you gotta let the air out.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh god, I don't even know any details. Just Jesus,
take the wheel, man, I'm gonna show up. Just go ahead,
knock me out. I mean you can undress me too,
like I don't care. In fact, knock me out the
night before and then just wake me up when September ends, man,
wake me up when it's till over, and like it'll
be fine. I just yeah, I want to be a
sleep for that too, Okay, I don't care. Okay, Well again,
(04:08):
I got two ladies that will stand it attention to
do whatever it takes around here.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yes we will.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We will definitely humble you.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I've been in positions that I didn't think that I
would ever be in, or having these ladies push me around,
or Mike having to help me get my chony's on.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You know, it's it humbles you and you say like wow,
I think that's called intimacy. And I don't think I
could ever get there. I just don't because one, I
don't like to be a burden that anybody. Two and
I know I know that's you and you're not because
you do so much for other people. But two, there
are just things that I'm not comfort Like when people
talk about, well, you know, you live with someone else,
(04:50):
you know, it's like last if it's my maturity, like
you know, bodily functions and and all kinds of sort
of like un sexy things that happen when you live
with another human and like r you need to deal
with that, like you need to you know, be a
man or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It's like, oh no, no, no, no, I've hat people.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Over there, your man, I've hat people over the years.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
In this room.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
On the text on the call criticize me man for
being like like like like I'm like it's a maturity
issue for me that I am a little bit freaked
out by other people's bodily functions, but I'm freaked out
by my. It's not other people, it's all bodily functions.
Like I don't like my bodily functions. So the idea
that someone actually now lives and uses the same like
(05:31):
bathroom where I have to do things that are unspeakable,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't. I don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I think the whole thing is though, that you can
be that way until you know God laughs and puts
you in a situation like Jason where he literally had
to surrender, which.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is exactly what which is like that I I wouldn't
be good in that situation. And it's not because it's
not human or because it's just because I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I'm myself. I don't I'll be embarrassed. Man, this is
all so natural. It is like what you're going through
is humbling. But but that's why you have a support system.
You have a partner, you have friends, you have family,
Like this is what people do in life.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Unfortunately, you never know our life's gonna catch you.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And yeah, and then when you're when you don't, you
can wipe your butt in private, which is wonderful.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
It's wonderful, too cocky, right, but how how would I
do that?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
As well?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
There's no one around, and things can get a little
you know, We're not really worried, you know, because potentially
I'll be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Then I'll say, get your nurse.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's all good.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Yeah, well if we're not available, but even that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Even that would I know. I'm just I'm a weirdo.
Like I'm a weirdo. I don't like my own stuff,
how much gonna do with somebody else? And then I
certainly don't want somebody else dealing with my stuff on
my behalf.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah, Jason's a weirdo in the sense that he doesn't
want anyone to help him ever, maybe not the bodily stuff.
But so I think you guys are weirdos in different ways.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
And Jason got mad at me because I was like, Jason, like,
I love you, but sometimes I feel like and don't
like not be my friend anymore. But I feel like
sometimes you have like the Jesus complex, and I'm like,
it's it's like I I'm gonna give give, give to
the world, but like you won't let others give to you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
She just called you Jesus all.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That You're like, I mean, it is, but I'm also like,
are we gotta let going like God on this one?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, I just don't ever.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I hate asking anyone for help, and I hate having
to feel that like my personal stuff becomes work for
other people.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Let's keep going so hard, Let's keep going hard that
we have to get surgery on our knee.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Right, And that's why and bed God put me in
this position I'm in now.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, guys, I just I hate myself today because I
don't feel good.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I know, I don't feel well. And it started last night.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I got homemozon feeling well, and so for whatever reason,
I was looking for things to watch. I finished watching
Jury Duty on Amazon Prime, which, because there's a new
season coming up, this is not new. People are listening
now going yeah, dude, that was like a couple of
years ago and or maybe more than that, where you've
been well. I knew that a new season was coming
so and my friend was telling me, you need to
watch this.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's actually pretty good. Do you do you have you
seen this?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
The premise of the show is that a guy's doing
jury duty and there's a documentary team following him to
like get the gist of what it's like to be
in a jury. But and this is not like a spoiler,
but everybody involved except for him as an actor, the
entire thing is fake except for him, So the whole
(08:14):
thing is scripted and he's the only one that doesn't know.
And it's really well done, Like it's very clever, it's
very funny, and it's actually very sweet, and I don't
want to give too much away, but like I thought
it was really it was really good, and I was
actually sad that the same crew of people are not
in the second season from what I can tell, but
they probably can't be. It can't be the same scenario
(08:36):
because people would probably figure it out, and the fact that.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
This guy never figured it out.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And then in the last episode, I hope this isn't
a spoiler either, they sort of show moments where the
cast did screw it up because it's mostly ad lib,
like where they called another actor by their real name
in the midst of it. Because a lot of it's
not like actual word script because you don't know what
that guy's going to do, so it's like a general idea.
These people are all just just like improv experts, and
(09:02):
they really could. But there are all these moments and
he caught a few of them where he's like, why
did you call her Cassandra?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Her name is whatever? And then they had to like
and they were for him.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Then there are producers in a rooms and we're scurrying
to change the storyline to figure out how to cover
that screw up.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And then I was really like, it's good anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I watched it, and I watch all of it so
that I pivoted, guys. I pivoted m hm to whatever
that love is, blind show is. And I hate myself.
I hate I hate myself. I hate these people. I
hate them. I hate myself and I hate these people.
And I've only gotten through I think one episode. Have
you watched the whole season?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
My husband watches the whole season, and I like, come
in the room. I'm in and out, so I kind
of get what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But I've heard that Hobby watching.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, you guys love the dating show. He loves the
dating show.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So guys, it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's just so bad and oh my god, and I
just I squirmed, like last night that episode. I'm not
going to get anything away either, but episode one, and
I have no idea how much time has elapsed, but
it can't be long, you know, because it shows like
the premise of the show, if you don't know, is
you've got a group of men and a group of
women and they live on like separate sides of a warehouse.
(10:15):
And then they put them in these pods and they
go on dates and am using air quotes. But they
there's like a partition between them and all they can
hear are each other's voices, but they don't have any
concept of what the other looks like, and they're not
allowed to ask. Now, a lot of these guys and
girls get a little crafty, you know, and they're like,
so what are your what are your hobbiests?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Do they involve? I don't know, like going to the gym?
You know? Do you enjoy lifting things? Like? You know?
But you can't flat out say like are you black
or white? Are you you know? What do you have?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Whatever you can? You can hint around it, but you
cannot just come out. I guess according to the rules
and just be like tell me what you look like?
Are you fat? You know?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Or whatever? Whatever you're into?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Whatever you're not into, you can't do and so, like
last night in episode one and again, so I don't know.
They have these dates, and I guess over time they
can choose to spend more time I think with certain
people after they've met everybody, you know, they can be like, what, yeah,
like I had a better connection with well, they all
I think it's it's all they all certain pods.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, it's all pods.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
But then they could be like, I want more time.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
With so and so.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So you start to like you'll hone in on the
people that you think you might like the best. And
then they go in the little room, the communal room
with all the men and all the women, and they
talk about who they're dating and say, you're not dating,
you know. And then it's like, well, I hope that
so and so is not your interest because that's mine.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And then they start to like bicker over who.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, so last night in episode one, I can only
imagine it's been a couple of days total that this
has been shooting.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
At this point. One dude is I love you, baby,
I love you so much. I want to be with
you for the rest.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Of my On one day, she's crying, Oh my god.
He proposes I'm like, I'm just I'm I'm literally in
the fetal position.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
At this point. Yeah, I'm going, what are you doing?
What are you doing? You know?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And then another scene is two people who've never seen
each other fighting. They start and then she goes, I
don't think this is gonna work. We can't be in
a relationship together. You're not in a relationship. You just
a producer handed you a flower from this man, you know,
and he's on the other side eating beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yep. And I'm just.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Going, I think anybody can get caught up in the idea.
It's it's at least with the same thing is true
with the Bachelor, but at least on the Bachelor, like
you could sort of see if there's chemistry because you're
like really in front of the person. But the whole
thing is you're talking to someone. I get that, I
get the concept. But you go in believing that you're
gonna leave engaged, so you're already programmed that, like I'm
(12:50):
supposed to fall in love, like this is a sign,
this is fate.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And then you go in.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
There and you're just talking to someone, and then I
feel like there's this rush to make sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I feel like it's a lot of factors.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Like I feel like it's like being stripped of your
job social media, like shut out from the world, Like
that's one thing. And the only people you have to
talk to are like the people that you're living with
and then the people that you're talking to in the pod.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So that probably speeds things up.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
And also the kinds of people that apply are probably
like I'm sick of you know, the dating, I'm sick
of the apps, whatever. I'm ready to try something new
because I do want to get married. So like it's
probably a different kind of person, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
What did I see last night? A girl they get
in a fight.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
She's talking to like four men. I'm not judging that.
Like that's the concept. That's that's the whole thing. You know,
you juggle the people until you find the people you
like the best, and then they get in some kind
of fight and they're both angry, and I'm like, you
don't know each other at all.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, fighting with someone who just moithered, she's.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Not personal, Like it's I mean, it's personal, I guess,
but like I'm fighting with a voice, you know. Then
they get a fight, and then the one woman comes
in sobbing over this fight with this man she's ever seen,
and I'm just going, what is going?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Like, how emotionally fragile are you?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's so upsetting, I know I can see that.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
And then Bella, she's Bella, you know, our producers watching,
she's been watching it. And then she, you know, I
walk in and I three steps in the door of Fred.
You know, she's eighteen red bulls ahead of me or whatever.
She drinks, and it's like, you know, we got to
talk about this. I'm like, I can't talk about this
right now. I need a minute. I don't have a voice.
(14:29):
I need a minute exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I don't know, but you can you can bet I'll
watch the whole damn thing. I mean, you can bet
that I will finish it now. But it just makes
me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Is it a good season I used to watch?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I kind of gave up, like I was like, this
is the same song and dance every time?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, that is it's very formula. Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I think I watched the first season and then I
haven't watched any other seasons and then I'm watching this.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You watched her in COVID, I remember.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, but that mean that was desperate times called for
desperate mesage.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh yeah, we were watching it. I mean Tiger Game
had its moment.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I tell yeah, we're seeing a lot less of nikolache
and and Vanessa, which I think they're very nice people.
And I you know, I'm a big ninety eight degrees guy,
like shout out to Nick.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But I didn't understand their role really the same.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And I plays a hobby and hobbies like why are
you so bothered?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And I'm like, I'm not bothered.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I was like, I just don't understand.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I think I'm just jealous, Like I'd like to be
the host of a viral Netflix series where all I
do is come in the beginning and go welcome everyone,
and then and then every now and again popping and
go how are you feeling?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And then and then that's it, like if we don't
need you for.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
This, Oh man, Chris Harrison's job.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
I used to look and be like he gets to
fly across the world just to say like, ladies, yeah, Fred,
this is the final road, you know, And then he
steps back.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Like buddy buddy with everybody, you buddy up and be like, so,
how you feeling about this?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
You know?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yea as direction? Is your heart leading you?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Right right? You know best job. Yeah they gave it
to that Jesse guy.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
He's hot, but he's no Chris, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, it should have been one of us. Oh, should
have been one of them. It could have been you
could have been me. No one called.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Doing agent, do anything. I have no idea anyway, I don't.
I don't understand the show clearly.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But what do you mean? I think I fully understand it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I just I think it's a disaster, which is why
it's great television, right, Like all the things I'm saying
are the reasons why this is compelling to watch. But
it makes me so uncomfortable, like you're ruining your life
right now. And I mean there is a success rate.
I don't think it's very high. There are people who
have over time, you know, and had kids and all that,
(16:31):
and that's wonderful, but I think I think it's a
numbers gap.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think it's just you got lucky. There's just no way.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
And I do understand that people can connect without ever
seeing each other, but I think it's risky, and I
also think we're talking about people who.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Are on there their well and apparently they're not.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
According to someone, if I keep watching, it gets worse
and people start acting up. But in theory, you know
you're being filmed and you know the thing, and you
know that everyone's going to watch this, so you're really
not e I don't think you're getting a truly authentic
verse of anybody, because I mean, if I were on
I was thinking last night, like, first of all, these
guys are so cheesy, it's so incredibly cheesy, and then
(17:09):
I'm watching this, going how would I act if I
were on levis Fline, Because I don't know. I tend
to be pretty direct. I tend to be very sarcastic.
I tend to be great satirical. But but that doesn't
word for everybody. But I don't think it would play
very well. So I think you either lean into being
like a villain or something, or you're not yourself because
you're putting on this this because all they can hear
(17:31):
is your voice and all they know are your words,
So like you're you're putting on this thing.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I don't know, I don't have a poker face.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
So like if when I saw them and like, I'm sorry,
I have to think the person I'm with is hot.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I'm so sorry about that. But I wouldn't be able
to hide, Like, you know.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
If I was like, oh, the door slides open and
then I'm like, oh boys, I'd be you know, it's
like back up, there you are.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's probably the topic, by the way, is people are
texting my love is blind.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
But mike' said during COVID.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
We watched sign spinning on ESPN, which is I've said,
Jason a few of them where I'm like, you know,
there's an Excel championship, like the spreadsheet software an Excel
World Championship, and I believe that it's shown on television
and there are commentators.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's an email championship.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Like, look, I get it. It's hard in the media
these days. Man, it's hard to get a gig, it's
hard to get a show, it's hard to get a
you know whatever. But if you were if I'm an
aspiring sports commentator in ESPN's like, we're gonna put you
on the Ode show, bro, But here's your break. You're
gonna be on an ode show and you're gonna do
the Excel Championship live from Topeka, Kansas, you know, the
Convention Center. I mean I would do it, but like,
(18:44):
I wouldn't feel great about it, you know. I agree
fred On Love is Blind is a hot mess? Oh well,
on Love is Blind? Okay, not fred On Love is Blind.
I agree with fred On Love.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Is Oh okay.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
I think you'd be a great like. I think you'd
get a lot of airtime, but probably yeah, Like I.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Think I would just tank my whole life for the
sake of other people's entertainment.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I would how would you creatively figure out? Well, you
don't really have a physical type, so I guess that
wouldn't matter to you.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
But I think I would either go in with absolute
sincere intention or I would go in and I would
just play everybody like, oh, I'm so into you, I'm
so into you, I'm sowing to you, I'm so in
to you. And then when the girl's like, did you
tell Samantha that you're falling for I never said that,
you know, I never said that, Like, she's a liar,
(19:38):
She's a freaking liar.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
And then the other girl.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Comes in like, but did you call me a liar, dude,
she's spinning stuff. Man, she's so into me, she can't
help it. Like people would love it, but I would
come out. I would need like security, because that's another
thing I'm noticing. I don't know that I've gotten more
DMS about any one thing that I have about Love
is blind in the last twenty four hours. And everyone's like,
this guy's a jerker, this guy's terrible, and this guys
would have like again. We talked to Mark Long from
(20:03):
road Rules Fame a couple of weeks ago on the Tanker.
If you watched Road Rules Real World, if you're of
that era, and I did ask him the question, you've
been out, you were on that show and you've made
a whole career out of it. Are you able to
do anything else other than be the guy from reality TV?
And his answer is no, because I'm the king of
reality TV or something. He's he's really he's decided, like
(20:23):
I think, the answer is no. I cannot be associated
with anything else. I could never be your dentist because
people would be like, oh, that's the guy from the
Real World.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I don't know if he owned it and he's extended it,
so I guess you have to believe in yourself that hard, and.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Maybe in this career would be a good thing. But
I feel like I would need personal security out here
in these streets. If I like played everybody and then
tried to walk around the airport or whatever, people be.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Like, you're the villain for sure.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
But it might be really good. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Maybe all audition they're all much younger though they're in there,
like late twenties, early thirties.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
That voice though the girls would go wild, that's true, well,
especially the sick one.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, they would have no idea.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Honestly, I need to get in the studio and make
it like a movie trailer demo right now. And then
when they actually like they're like, oh, this guy could
do movie trailers. But then they didn't realize I was sick.
Then I have to go like lick a park bench
to get get sick again so I can get so
I can get back to form for my movie trailer voice.
Let's do biggest stories of the day next after Teddy Swims,
(21:22):
it's the Fred Show. Someone tell the suits to give
these guys more days off. Either they're still drunk from
the long bag k but yeah, let these dogs off
the lease for a bit and they're feeling themselves this morning.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Lol. Love it. Who is the drunk one? Okay? Fred's
show is on? Guys, good morning. It's Friday, March sixth.
The Frend Show is here.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Hi, Kaylin, Hi, Jason Peaky's out today back on Monday. Hello, Paulina,
Shoby Shelley is here? Bea Me and the Friday Throwback
Dance Party in just a second, and brand new Harry
Styles music as well the entertainer of port headlines and
fun facts are coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What are you working on?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
K So, since you've been gone, Jason just went to
someone else allegedly we got to talk about it and
the latest on your other queen Britney Spears rough day.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Hey Kelly, how you doing? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Good morning, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Hi Kelly, I just want to check in with you,
say hi, have you been listening the last couple of weeks? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Of course every day?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
So I was just curious if by chance you knew
the ten keywords as they all come together. I just
we're just doing like a little quality control check to
make sure that like it really conveyed right. So could
you tell them to me please, because we gave away
keyword every day for the last two weeks.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You were supposed to keep tracks. I don't know if
you did that.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I sure did so are you ready.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, I mean I'm ready for it.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Okay, Harry will play wearing sequins in the landdown Under.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Just one more time, just I just want to be
like super clear, because we got the guys from Ernst
and Young and here the accounts, the accounting firm, you know,
just to make sure. But if there's one more time,
it's music to my ears if you could though.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, Harry will play wearing sequence in the Land down Under.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
My friend, Kelly, you are going to Sydney, Australia to
see Harry styles.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You win.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I'm literally, oh my god, this.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Is so exciting.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I won't stop stop. I can't stop. I can't stop.
I can't never stop. I almost know I stopped the
reference right in the middle there, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Kelly, you won the biggest trip in French show history.
I'm sure you're in shock, literally speechless. I never have
I always have something to say and I have nothing
to say right now.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
But I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
No that is fair. That is fair. It's a it's
a good prize.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Harry will play wearing sequence in the land land lane.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Apparently you're going to the UK two I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
In the line in the landtown under you are going
to Sydney, Australia. You got tickets to see Harry Styles,
you got the airfare of the hotel, the whole thing.
Shout out to a Harry and Columbia Records, Kelly. Hang
on one second. We need pictures, we need a full recap,
we need absolutely everything. But thank you for listening and congratulations.
Oh thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Stay right there. There's nothing more Fred's Show than that
you just won the biggest prize you've ever given away.
Stop is this Ryan secrets?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, no, all right, Well we did it, guys. I
can understand a little bit.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Of like really I want real, for real, for real,
for real, for real? You want and I want to
thank everybody for playing along with this game. We have
another one. We got another one coming, yes, and yeah,
that's all. I'm gonna stop right there. Another one coming
on about a week away, about a week away. Next
(24:51):
we'll tell you what it is. You'll be happy about
this one too. It's the Freend Show, the Friday throwback
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