April 10, 2026 • 22 mins
Paulina wants to get her pilot's license! Plus, find out why Theresa got ghosted on an all new Waiting by the Phone!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Paulina, I got it. We gotta talk, yeah, because I
can sometimes tell your state of mind, most of your
states of mind. When I look at the sheet that
we write our ideas on now, it really I would say,
eighty five percent is a it's just a diary. It's
just it's my diary. It's just let me just say
a thought. I have to put it somewhere, and then
I well, I didn't have to be there because then
(00:21):
I read it and I go, what exactly would I
do with them? However, you're on pilot TikTok.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Apparently I'm on something.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's pilot Airlines Secrets about Everything.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, Well the first thing that you and you actually
texted me about this, Oh so you've had two pilot
ideas in two days that you want to talk about
on the show. The first one, yes, you texted me
something to the what did you write? Like? It was?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It was a video that I found on TikTok and
it basically says that as a pilot, you have like
a list. I guess, so you can create a list
of other pilots that you don't want to be paired with.
And I thought that was so funny and so shady.
That is shady, and I'm like, that's that's like, I mean,
who could use that everywhere in life? Like I want
to make a list of who I don't want to
be next to you?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Repair it you ever would love that? But I didn't
know that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Was actually really thought it was like a funny parody
or something. I don't know, like everyone's just being silly
on the TikTok. But then friends like, no, it's real,
Like you could do that depending on what kind of pilot
you are, where you're going or something.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So commercial flights, I'm assuming, right, right, So I.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Think it depends on the airline. But there's a thing
called avoidance list where it's the first officer you can
fly with a captain and then decide afterwards you never
want to fly with that captain ever again, and then
put them on an avoidance list, and then the airline
has record of, or at least the union does, of
who's the most avoided pilot, and.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like they should look into that because you might think.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But you know, it's also a union, so you don't
really get fired from being a jerk. You get fired
for being like bad but anyway, so yeah, really you
can like write on the thing that you don't want
to fly with someone again, and it's like.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You can't an avoidance list.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, I think today i'd be on yours, So honestly,
you wouldn't. None of you would be on mine, even
though I spend more time with you than anyone else
in my own life. But I could make a list
of people in the industry who'd be on my avoidance
with me today tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Know, And then then you wrote this, I just it
just random to me, Paulina. I'm on pilot Airport TikTok,
and I don't know how I got here. I just
learned what Class C airport was, yep. I can't wait
to see what I'll learn tomorrow. So what what is yep?
And I quote, what is Class C airport?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So I'd like to hear because I think I know,
but I'd like to hear.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I hope you know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I think right, I'm well from what I but I
gathered my information that I've gathered your research, my research team,
which is me. Basically, a Class C airport is like
one of the most it could be considered a dangerous
airport to land into and only twenty to fifty pilots
know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, it is, Yes, wasn't the one we landed in
Michigan that one time? Like difficult? The one where you
couldn't see the run?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Won't we landed in the parking lot next to a Walmart?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, it seems like in the Himalayan mountains or something.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Just trying to keep the flying theme going and I'm
kind of running out.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I like it. Yeah, what is then?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I think I think that's the thing that the lift
that doesn't go away? But no, no, okay, tell me
what it is. Okay, I'm on the collor what it is? Okay,
informs But here's the problem as a pilot, Like I've
heard you say all these things now in the last
five minutes, and now I think I'm going to screw
it up because like I don't know what's true anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She does make me a question my own reality. A
lot of the time.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's Charlie Airspaces. But I think you're referring to.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And that's the scene.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now you got me? Can I know these things? And
I'm now confused based on your description.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
What does Chad say?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, So it's it's a it's an air it's a
type of airport. It doesn't has nothing to do with
the difficulty of land airport. That wouldn't be category no. No,
it's Class C airspace. But it has nothing to do
with the difficulty of landing at the airport. It has
to do with the weather minimums and the size of
the airport and the airspace shape and things like that for.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The difficult like I can't no.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Not necessarily no, Like I'm trying to think of an
example of one, like O'Hare is a Class Bravo airspace
the biggest, and and then that would be like LaGuardia
or at Lands those would be would be one step
down from that, so less busy airspace airport, but it
has nothing to do with the difficulty of landing there.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So what would that be considered like if you like,
because like from Portugal, you know, it's famous for its
challenging coastal approach.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Wow, ever, are constantly going touch grass and boats or
complex run? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
H hey, guys, out of my lane.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
God, Pauline, I gotta be like everything else in life.
I come in here and we do stuff and then
I walk in I don't know the facts anymore, Like
I think I'm getting dumber. No, not because of you,
just just I think I'm just getting dumber. No, but no,
it has nothing to do with the difficulty of landing
at the place. You Actually very small airports that are
like very like Class G or airspace like that can
(05:29):
be a difficult place to live. It isn't That doesn't
Those two things are not mutually exclusive, like interesting. Yeah,
I don't know what you were looking at.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I was looking at one of the most difficult landings
as somebody was on they were in a commercial flight
to I forgot which country, and they said it was
the most difficult land there's one.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I think I know what you're talking about, and I
don't know what airspace it is. But there is an
that like there is a type of approach in one
particular airport that like only fifty or one hundred pilots
are qualified to do. And you basically are like dodging
between mountains and then landing.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
On for porro and then that's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, you have to be especially trained to land
these things because it's like you know, and.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
There's like twenty pilots like it goes against everything.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You're like, you're supposed to go below the mountains. You're
like going in between terrain like it goes yeah, you're
not really supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But yeah, yeah, see see I'm learning something, and tomorrow
I'm gonna learn even more.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
What's the hardest landing landing you have ever done? Off tomorrow,
I'm not coming in tomorrow. I need a bribe tomorrow.
I'm learning.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Week we might tomorrow could be a day we were
supposed to work and I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I'm gonna be snuggled in like my little uh grasshopper
feet riving together.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, this place will see me coming tomorrow. No, I'm
gonna be honest, I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Know about it. I don't know. That's hard.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I seel like I've been with you and even been like,
oh I can't see the runway. But I'm you know,
I'm chill. So I'm like, all right, well let's try
to find it. No, we want to.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I well, I can't see. I was going to Dallas
one day and you came with me to go see
somebody in Austin that you were humping.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And it was a friend. But that's about with the humpy.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Um, just shake your rump. All I want to do
assume is that we were singing the whole way over.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That is what we were singing.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, you were humping, but anyway, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
In Colorado, you had me like I was flying. I
was in the air.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You know, you weren't helping anybody there.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, I was going.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That was turbulence. That was wait, hold on, maybe you were.
I was trying to say, anybody in the back with you.
I didn't see. No, that was a very mean day.
For those of you who don't know. I'm a pilot
and I have a little putt putt played and occasionally
CANON will hit your ride with me places. And because
we're the only single ones, so we're the only ones
that have free will, so we're the only ones that,
like on a Friday afternoon, can go, hey, you want
(07:45):
to go do this thing or whatever and say, okay,
she'll come with me to do this.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No kids, baby less right exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So, But one day we were going to Vegas for
an iHeart thing and you came with me and we
went into Denver, which is notoriously turbulent, and we were
getting rocked on the way in there, and I look
back and you were trying. I guess you had to pee,
and you were trying everything in your power. You had
every every part of you was crossed.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And I'm scared if I had an accident there.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I don't know what if you peed in my if
you peed my airplane.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You would never speak to me again.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
But I felt really bad because there's nothing you could
do because we had to land, and it was just
like we were just getting rocked. And then the other
time I took you to your hometown and you were like,
can we go to this airport in my hometown. I'm like, sure,
no problem. It's closer Birmingham, Michigan.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And I'm like, sure, no problem. So I looked this
thing up and that's a little airport, okay. And then
we come, you know, rolling up on this thing and
I'm like, well, that's a Walmart parking lot and apparently
that's the runway, and then that's the road, so I
better pick the right one. And it was like I
thought we were landing, Like there were people. I could
see them, I could see what was in their grocery
carts as they were coming out of the Walmart. I'm like, oh,
(08:50):
pineapples are in season or whatever. And I met Nana.
But yeah, that was a wild one because I was like, oh,
that's a tiny little runway there.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
What would you do if you said I don't know
where the runway is?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Girl? And I didn't say I didn't know where the
runway was. We were flying into Dallas and the weather
was low. It was not good visibilities. That we flew
an approach and at at one point you were like,
where's the runway. I'm like, well, I think it's in
front of us. I sure, hope, so I'm taking a wheel.
Yeah that you don't know what a runway? It was
in front of us. We just couldn't see it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Again, I do have a little steering wheel on my side.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And then we saw did we not see it? I
got this.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You can't see the runway?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Never tell me never couldn't a cloud but not the
front is white.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You better be like, I know exactly where I'm going.
Oh boy, I would take that wheel so fair.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Right, one day I'll take you flying and I'll let
you take the wheel. We'll see how No, but that
I remember that day we popped out there was a runway.
We landed we landed, we arrived, We landed with mice
firm landing, and you were like, oh, we're here, and
I'm like, yes, we are.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You were like, we're not going to do that airport again,
though I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I continue to do that airport. So, oh the little
one right, No, no, no, no, no, I'm switching stories.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh I'm I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I couldn't see the runway because I was it was
currently being blocked by sheep going across it or wherever
they know we were, you know. But and then the
Dallas one was bad weather, but we found it. We
saw it.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, that was what they told us to do, the
air trafficking.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, anyway, I was just curious how you got on
this thing. And now you're telling me about Class Charlie
Airspace and VA Paulina. This is amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm telling you, I'm going to come with more information.
We're going to work do this together. So I can't
learn it. I might my pocket's license and I might
be just like you.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
You know you should.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh no, but we got to check a lot of
things and go on time, and I.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Don't be honest, Yeah, I think I think. No, I
don't know if that one's for you, you.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Don't think so, no, no.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
No, we got to really focus the whole time.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
The whole time. Yeah, and we.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Got to remember, Yeah, you can't take that medicine. Don't
want you taken. If you need medicine to focus, they're
not interested.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
They would hate to see me comments.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
They also don't like you if you need medicine to
be happy either, they're not interested in that either.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh boy, Yeah, you guys have a very small niche
a very small girl, right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So sad, Yeah, they're fine if you're sad and don't
have any concentration, they're okay with that because they don't
want you to take any medicine for it. So fortunately,
Uh yeah, I'm I'm all set. I'm able to function somehow.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
This is a lot, it's a whole new world.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm like, okay, well I'm learning about it from you two.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So did you ever think in this life we would
be the same.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, I didn't so knowledgeable.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
About the.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Same. No, we we are the same in many ways.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
You're a pilot co pilots.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you a little captain set
to wear and they'll be great.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I would watch that show of YouTube and commercial pilots together.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I'd be like, hey, Paulina, did you put the gear down?
I think I'm sure, but last time, but last time
I asked him, you didn't, So that did you put
it down? I think, yeah, it's obviously down. It's not
crash down.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No promises.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Hey, Pauline, how's the weather where we're going? I think
it's good.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I got my shorts on. We're good.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
He pushed you on his list, yeah or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You're on my avoidance list. Somebody became a captain now too,
which is crazy. The biggest stories of the day after
God got in Dochy new music. It's uh, runway the
first time seeing this. Look what we've done here. This
is why we don't win any awards here right, Red Show.
(13:00):
I've ever been left waiting by the phone? It's the
Fred Show. Theresa, good morning, welcome to the program. How
are you.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I'm all right? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, she's just all right because on waiting by the phone,
we try and figure out why somebody has been ghosted,
hopefully get to the bottom of it, straighten things out,
and then pay for another date, which very rarely happens.
But someone asked me that the day does it happen.
It does happen, but not very often. But what happened
with this guy, Jordan? How did you meet? Tell us
about any dates you've been on, and why? What's going on? Now?
(13:31):
Why do you think maybe you're being ghosted?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So I met him at church and we've gone on
a few coffee dates and we've got a lot in common.
And he's tall, he's kind funny, and I don't know, like,
I just I can't figure out why I got ghosted,
(13:56):
and I just really want to know what happened.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, so you met at church, so presumably you have
similar interests, beliefs, kind of things. So that's good, and
then you know, the conversation flowed. You were attracted to him.
I mean, really, you look back on this date and
I always ask the question, but everything went well. I mean,
you walked away and you're like, this guy's gonna call
me and we're gonna go out again.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
All right, Well, let's call Jordan in just a second,
get a place song, come back, we'll call him, We'll
ask these questions, and hopefully we're setting up another date
that we pay.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
For Okay, sounds great, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Hey Teresa. Hi, all right, let's call this guy Jordan.
You met at church, you went on a date that
you thought went really well. You were hoping to hear
from this guy again since you were attracted to him
and all these things, except he has not reached out
since the date. He hasn't responded to you. When you
reach out, you feel like you're being ghosted and you
want to know why. Yeah, I do too, So let's
call me now. Good luck? Huh? Hi'sus Jordan? Yes, there
(15:01):
is help. My name is Fred. I'm calling for the
Fred's Show, the morning radio show, the Whole Creuse here,
and I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio right now, and I would need your
permission to continue with the call. Can we chat for
just a minute? Oh my god? Yeah, absolutely, How can
I help you? I love the excitement the guy wants
to help us. I mean, this is great. We'll see
(15:23):
if he wants to help us in just a second.
But I appreciate your kindness so far. But we're calling
on behalf of a woman named Teresa. I guess you
met her at church and you guys recently went out
on a date. Less helpful. Now I know he's less
helpful all of a sudden. Yeah you know Teresa. Well
I would hope you know Teresa because you went on
a date with her, right.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, so of course I know there is a wonderful,
wonderful girl.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
We never went on a date. Okay, So why did
you just tell us? Then? Do you think that you
went on a date? I don't know. I can't even recall.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I mean, the only time I see her as the
fellowship meetings at a church.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But that's about it. Maybe maybe she went on it
for somebody else, not me, Okay, because we just to
be clear with you, Jordan, Theresa just told us that
she met you at church and that you went on
a date, and she thought you were handsome and thought
that the communication was good and all these things. But
then you're saying there was never a date. No, No,
(16:26):
that's very kind of her. Sam handsome, but those were
I mean, if she took the fellowship meetings as a date,
I'm really really sorry, but you're with her an these
fellowship meetings, like you guys go, I met other people
go to these, right Like, Yeah, I haven't been to Eddy,
which that's surprises a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Coffee. Like she said, you guys got coffee.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, maybe sometimes I bring coffee or she brings coffee,
or like other people bring it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
But so you lead the meetings, then you lead these
fellowship meetings.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually I'm not sure it's gonna sound crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Well, I'm actually studying to become a priest, a Catholic priest.
So on days before before that.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Timeline.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, you're not there yet, so you could go, and
I mean, yeah, I'm just trying.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
To get it all in, you know, right before it
has to all going.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
No, no, absolutely, I'm almost done. Okay, Teresa. Now we're
dealing with a man of the of the Lord here,
of the cloth. So I can't mess around a clergyman.
A clergyman, why the Teresa, this man is your priest,
and you attended a fellowship meeting with other parishioners and
(17:45):
he led it, and he brought coffee to.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
The meeting that he said.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
But I think if you're training to be a priest,
I don't think you can just mess around until like
the deadline, Teresa, this guy's your priest.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh I I honestly had no idea.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
How did you not know he was the priest? I mean,
you've got a fellowship meeting he's leading. I mean, was
it the collar he was? It was just in fashion
right now on trend?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Is he like are you training? Is there another priest
like at the church now? While you're like, I don't
know how it works?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah? Yeah, definitely, because since I'm just still training and.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I'm like getting ready, like I'm just like.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm okay, guys, we have a few layers of problems here. One,
he's trained to be a priest. Yeah, that's so that's limiting.
And then too, there wasn't a day, Teresa. You attended
a fellowship meeting with other parishioners. I mean other people
were there.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I mean maybe I misread the signs and just thought
that it was a day.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
But I'm just so confused.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I mean, why didn't why didn't you respond to me
after I was reaching out to you because.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You weren't on a day, Teresa, with all due respect,
he didn't take you to coffee. You went to a
Bible study and he brought coffee to it. Oh girl,
yeah no, I I apologize, Teresa. Thank you? If like
you me tread or anything.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
But also for not respond I was actually going to
get back to you all of the timely retreat so
where like there's no phones nothing exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Because you studied to be a priest, even if I
don't even know how that works. I don't know if
you can like do stuff and then you become a
priest and you can't do stuff. I don't know, but like,
you know, there was going to be a deadline here
where like it wasn't. This was a very there was
a hard stop on this relationship if it even were
taking place. Absolutely, and you're a wonderful girl.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I mean I hear all kinds of stories not about you,
but about.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Like the pre streets.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
But I try, I try to, you.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Know, she's a devoted member of the community. Yeah. So so, Teresa,
where do you think the confusion lies? Like, I'm not
making fun of you, but it doesn't sound like this
is even one on one.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Maybe I just really misread what was going on. He
was just so funny and kind and handsome, and I
don't know, like, have you ever considered not being a priest?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Devoted.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I don't think I think it's a conscious decision that
you're making. I don't think it's not going to work out,
like this isn't this isn't like I'm gonna try it
and see, I don't see.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
This is where the confusion comes in. You got to
have hard boundary.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
It's a life choice. And I think that's hard to
be a hot priest.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Like, all right, look at this church.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, I know it is scientology.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
That's why we're not saying the name. We're not trying
to get sued.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Maybe I should go to Catholic church. It sounds wild
over there where you guys are at. All right, look, teresaid,
the man is going to be a priest. It's not
going to work out. He's not supposed to be doing
those sorts of things. I think that's definitely not a
main sort of covenant of that, I think. But but
(21:37):
but Teresa, I'm sure there's a parishioner there who's not
going to vow to celibacy. Who you might, I don't know.
Maybe that's a lot of people meet at church. So
maybe keep our eyes open for somebody else.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
And yeah, I just feel really silly now about all
of this confusion.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
And I mean I went to a doctor the other
day and they made me take my clothes off, and
I thought for sure that that she was hitting on me,
that that's what I'm saying. Like, I thought, she's like,
take your clothes, I need to look at my she
wants it, you know. But it turns out that that's
part of her job and she's not not able to
do that. But it's unethical anyway. I'm sorry, guys, it's
not Jordan. Thank you for your honesty and good luck
(22:19):
to you. No. Absolutely, it was such a fun I mean,
it's still a very fun experience and there's nothing along
with laf you know, there's nothing wrong with that. No,
except not with you. Raymond is right. Absolutely, Praise be Theresa.
I wish you the best, good luck to you as well.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Thank you
Paulina, I got it. We gotta talk, yeah, because I
can sometimes tell your state of mind, most of your
states of mind. When I look at the sheet that
we write our ideas on now, it really I would say,
eighty five percent is a it's just a diary. It's
just it's my diary. It's just let me just say
a thought. I have to put it somewhere, and then
I well, I didn't have to be there because then
(00:21):
I read it and I go, what exactly would I
do with them? However, you're on pilot TikTok.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Apparently I'm on something.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's pilot Airlines Secrets about Everything.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, Well the first thing that you and you actually
texted me about this, Oh so you've had two pilot
ideas in two days that you want to talk about
on the show. The first one, yes, you texted me
something to the what did you write? Like? It was?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It was a video that I found on TikTok and
it basically says that as a pilot, you have like
a list. I guess, so you can create a list
of other pilots that you don't want to be paired with.
And I thought that was so funny and so shady.
That is shady, and I'm like, that's that's like, I mean,
who could use that everywhere in life? Like I want
to make a list of who I don't want to
be next to you?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Repair it you ever would love that? But I didn't
know that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Was actually really thought it was like a funny parody
or something. I don't know, like everyone's just being silly
on the TikTok. But then friends like, no, it's real,
Like you could do that depending on what kind of pilot
you are, where you're going or something.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So commercial flights, I'm assuming, right, right, So I.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Think it depends on the airline. But there's a thing
called avoidance list where it's the first officer you can
fly with a captain and then decide afterwards you never
want to fly with that captain ever again, and then
put them on an avoidance list, and then the airline
has record of, or at least the union does, of
who's the most avoided pilot, and.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like they should look into that because you might think.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But you know, it's also a union, so you don't
really get fired from being a jerk. You get fired
for being like bad but anyway, so yeah, really you
can like write on the thing that you don't want
to fly with someone again, and it's like.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You can't an avoidance list.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, I think today i'd be on yours, So honestly,
you wouldn't. None of you would be on mine, even
though I spend more time with you than anyone else
in my own life. But I could make a list
of people in the industry who'd be on my avoidance
with me today tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Know, And then then you wrote this, I just it
just random to me, Paulina. I'm on pilot Airport TikTok,
and I don't know how I got here. I just
learned what Class C airport was, yep. I can't wait
to see what I'll learn tomorrow. So what what is yep?
And I quote, what is Class C airport?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So I'd like to hear because I think I know,
but I'd like to hear.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I hope you know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I think right, I'm well from what I but I
gathered my information that I've gathered your research, my research team,
which is me. Basically, a Class C airport is like
one of the most it could be considered a dangerous
airport to land into and only twenty to fifty pilots
know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, it is, Yes, wasn't the one we landed in
Michigan that one time? Like difficult? The one where you
couldn't see the run?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Won't we landed in the parking lot next to a Walmart?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, it seems like in the Himalayan mountains or something.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Just trying to keep the flying theme going and I'm
kind of running out.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I like it. Yeah, what is then?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I think I think that's the thing that the lift
that doesn't go away? But no, no, okay, tell me
what it is. Okay, I'm on the collor what it is? Okay,
informs But here's the problem as a pilot, Like I've
heard you say all these things now in the last
five minutes, and now I think I'm going to screw
it up because like I don't know what's true anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She does make me a question my own reality. A
lot of the time.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's Charlie Airspaces. But I think you're referring to.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And that's the scene.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now you got me? Can I know these things? And
I'm now confused based on your description.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
What does Chad say?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, So it's it's a it's an air it's a
type of airport. It doesn't has nothing to do with
the difficulty of land airport. That wouldn't be category no. No,
it's Class C airspace. But it has nothing to do
with the difficulty of landing at the airport. It has
to do with the weather minimums and the size of
the airport and the airspace shape and things like that for.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The difficult like I can't no.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Not necessarily no, Like I'm trying to think of an
example of one, like O'Hare is a Class Bravo airspace
the biggest, and and then that would be like LaGuardia
or at Lands those would be would be one step
down from that, so less busy airspace airport, but it
has nothing to do with the difficulty of landing there.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So what would that be considered like if you like,
because like from Portugal, you know, it's famous for its
challenging coastal approach.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Wow, ever, are constantly going touch grass and boats or
complex run? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
H hey, guys, out of my lane.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
God, Pauline, I gotta be like everything else in life.
I come in here and we do stuff and then
I walk in I don't know the facts anymore, Like
I think I'm getting dumber. No, not because of you,
just just I think I'm just getting dumber. No, but no,
it has nothing to do with the difficulty of landing
at the place. You Actually very small airports that are
like very like Class G or airspace like that can
(05:29):
be a difficult place to live. It isn't That doesn't
Those two things are not mutually exclusive, like interesting. Yeah,
I don't know what you were looking at.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I was looking at one of the most difficult landings
as somebody was on they were in a commercial flight
to I forgot which country, and they said it was
the most difficult land there's one.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I think I know what you're talking about, and I
don't know what airspace it is. But there is an
that like there is a type of approach in one
particular airport that like only fifty or one hundred pilots
are qualified to do. And you basically are like dodging
between mountains and then landing.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
On for porro and then that's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, you have to be especially trained to land
these things because it's like you know, and.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
There's like twenty pilots like it goes against everything.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You're like, you're supposed to go below the mountains. You're
like going in between terrain like it goes yeah, you're
not really supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But yeah, yeah, see see I'm learning something, and tomorrow
I'm gonna learn even more.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
What's the hardest landing landing you have ever done? Off tomorrow,
I'm not coming in tomorrow. I need a bribe tomorrow.
I'm learning.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Week we might tomorrow could be a day we were
supposed to work and I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I'm gonna be snuggled in like my little uh grasshopper
feet riving together.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, this place will see me coming tomorrow. No, I'm
gonna be honest, I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Know about it. I don't know. That's hard.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I seel like I've been with you and even been like,
oh I can't see the runway. But I'm you know,
I'm chill. So I'm like, all right, well let's try
to find it. No, we want to.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I well, I can't see. I was going to Dallas
one day and you came with me to go see
somebody in Austin that you were humping.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And it was a friend. But that's about with the humpy.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Um, just shake your rump. All I want to do
assume is that we were singing the whole way over.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That is what we were singing.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, you were humping, but anyway, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
In Colorado, you had me like I was flying. I
was in the air.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You know, you weren't helping anybody there.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, I was going.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That was turbulence. That was wait, hold on, maybe you were.
I was trying to say, anybody in the back with you.
I didn't see. No, that was a very mean day.
For those of you who don't know. I'm a pilot
and I have a little putt putt played and occasionally
CANON will hit your ride with me places. And because
we're the only single ones, so we're the only ones
that have free will, so we're the only ones that,
like on a Friday afternoon, can go, hey, you want
(07:45):
to go do this thing or whatever and say, okay,
she'll come with me to do this.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No kids, baby less right exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So, But one day we were going to Vegas for
an iHeart thing and you came with me and we
went into Denver, which is notoriously turbulent, and we were
getting rocked on the way in there, and I look
back and you were trying. I guess you had to pee,
and you were trying everything in your power. You had
every every part of you was crossed.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And I'm scared if I had an accident there.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I don't know what if you peed in my if
you peed my airplane.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You would never speak to me again.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
But I felt really bad because there's nothing you could
do because we had to land, and it was just
like we were just getting rocked. And then the other
time I took you to your hometown and you were like,
can we go to this airport in my hometown. I'm like, sure,
no problem. It's closer Birmingham, Michigan.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And I'm like, sure, no problem. So I looked this
thing up and that's a little airport, okay. And then
we come, you know, rolling up on this thing and
I'm like, well, that's a Walmart parking lot and apparently
that's the runway, and then that's the road, so I
better pick the right one. And it was like I
thought we were landing, Like there were people. I could
see them, I could see what was in their grocery
carts as they were coming out of the Walmart. I'm like, oh,
(08:50):
pineapples are in season or whatever. And I met Nana.
But yeah, that was a wild one because I was like, oh,
that's a tiny little runway there.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
What would you do if you said I don't know
where the runway is?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Girl? And I didn't say I didn't know where the
runway was. We were flying into Dallas and the weather
was low. It was not good visibilities. That we flew
an approach and at at one point you were like,
where's the runway. I'm like, well, I think it's in
front of us. I sure, hope, so I'm taking a wheel.
Yeah that you don't know what a runway? It was
in front of us. We just couldn't see it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Again, I do have a little steering wheel on my side.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And then we saw did we not see it? I
got this.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You can't see the runway?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Never tell me never couldn't a cloud but not the
front is white.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You better be like, I know exactly where I'm going.
Oh boy, I would take that wheel so fair.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Right, one day I'll take you flying and I'll let
you take the wheel. We'll see how No, but that
I remember that day we popped out there was a runway.
We landed we landed, we arrived, We landed with mice
firm landing, and you were like, oh, we're here, and
I'm like, yes, we are.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You were like, we're not going to do that airport again,
though I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I continue to do that airport. So, oh the little
one right, No, no, no, no, no, I'm switching stories.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh I'm I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I couldn't see the runway because I was it was
currently being blocked by sheep going across it or wherever
they know we were, you know. But and then the
Dallas one was bad weather, but we found it. We
saw it.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, that was what they told us to do, the
air trafficking.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, anyway, I was just curious how you got on
this thing. And now you're telling me about Class Charlie
Airspace and VA Paulina. This is amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm telling you, I'm going to come with more information.
We're going to work do this together. So I can't
learn it. I might my pocket's license and I might
be just like you.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
You know you should.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh no, but we got to check a lot of
things and go on time, and I.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Don't be honest, Yeah, I think I think. No, I
don't know if that one's for you, you.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Don't think so, no, no.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
No, we got to really focus the whole time.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
The whole time. Yeah, and we.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Got to remember, Yeah, you can't take that medicine. Don't
want you taken. If you need medicine to focus, they're
not interested.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
They would hate to see me comments.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
They also don't like you if you need medicine to
be happy either, they're not interested in that either.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh boy, Yeah, you guys have a very small niche
a very small girl, right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So sad, Yeah, they're fine if you're sad and don't
have any concentration, they're okay with that because they don't
want you to take any medicine for it. So fortunately,
Uh yeah, I'm I'm all set. I'm able to function somehow.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
This is a lot, it's a whole new world.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm like, okay, well I'm learning about it from you two.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So did you ever think in this life we would
be the same.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, I didn't so knowledgeable.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
About the.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Same. No, we we are the same in many ways.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
You're a pilot co pilots.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you a little captain set
to wear and they'll be great.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I would watch that show of YouTube and commercial pilots together.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I'd be like, hey, Paulina, did you put the gear down?
I think I'm sure, but last time, but last time
I asked him, you didn't, So that did you put
it down? I think, yeah, it's obviously down. It's not
crash down.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No promises.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Hey, Pauline, how's the weather where we're going? I think
it's good.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I got my shorts on. We're good.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
He pushed you on his list, yeah or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You're on my avoidance list. Somebody became a captain now too,
which is crazy. The biggest stories of the day after
God got in Dochy new music. It's uh, runway the
first time seeing this. Look what we've done here. This
is why we don't win any awards here right, Red Show.
(13:00):
I've ever been left waiting by the phone? It's the
Fred Show. Theresa, good morning, welcome to the program. How
are you.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I'm all right? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, she's just all right because on waiting by the phone,
we try and figure out why somebody has been ghosted,
hopefully get to the bottom of it, straighten things out,
and then pay for another date, which very rarely happens.
But someone asked me that the day does it happen.
It does happen, but not very often. But what happened
with this guy, Jordan? How did you meet? Tell us
about any dates you've been on, and why? What's going on? Now?
(13:31):
Why do you think maybe you're being ghosted?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So I met him at church and we've gone on
a few coffee dates and we've got a lot in common.
And he's tall, he's kind funny, and I don't know, like,
I just I can't figure out why I got ghosted,
(13:56):
and I just really want to know what happened.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, so you met at church, so presumably you have
similar interests, beliefs, kind of things. So that's good, and
then you know, the conversation flowed. You were attracted to him.
I mean, really, you look back on this date and
I always ask the question, but everything went well. I mean,
you walked away and you're like, this guy's gonna call
me and we're gonna go out again.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
All right, Well, let's call Jordan in just a second,
get a place song, come back, we'll call him, We'll
ask these questions, and hopefully we're setting up another date
that we pay.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
For Okay, sounds great, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Hey Teresa. Hi, all right, let's call this guy Jordan.
You met at church, you went on a date that
you thought went really well. You were hoping to hear
from this guy again since you were attracted to him
and all these things, except he has not reached out
since the date. He hasn't responded to you. When you
reach out, you feel like you're being ghosted and you
want to know why. Yeah, I do too, So let's
call me now. Good luck? Huh? Hi'sus Jordan? Yes, there
(15:01):
is help. My name is Fred. I'm calling for the
Fred's Show, the morning radio show, the Whole Creuse here,
and I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio right now, and I would need your
permission to continue with the call. Can we chat for
just a minute? Oh my god? Yeah, absolutely, How can
I help you? I love the excitement the guy wants
to help us. I mean, this is great. We'll see
(15:23):
if he wants to help us in just a second.
But I appreciate your kindness so far. But we're calling
on behalf of a woman named Teresa. I guess you
met her at church and you guys recently went out
on a date. Less helpful. Now I know he's less
helpful all of a sudden. Yeah you know Teresa. Well
I would hope you know Teresa because you went on
a date with her, right.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, so of course I know there is a wonderful,
wonderful girl.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
We never went on a date. Okay, So why did
you just tell us? Then? Do you think that you
went on a date? I don't know. I can't even recall.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I mean, the only time I see her as the
fellowship meetings at a church.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But that's about it. Maybe maybe she went on it
for somebody else, not me, Okay, because we just to
be clear with you, Jordan, Theresa just told us that
she met you at church and that you went on
a date, and she thought you were handsome and thought
that the communication was good and all these things. But
then you're saying there was never a date. No, No,
(16:26):
that's very kind of her. Sam handsome, but those were
I mean, if she took the fellowship meetings as a date,
I'm really really sorry, but you're with her an these
fellowship meetings, like you guys go, I met other people
go to these, right Like, Yeah, I haven't been to Eddy,
which that's surprises a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Coffee. Like she said, you guys got coffee.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, maybe sometimes I bring coffee or she brings coffee,
or like other people bring it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
But so you lead the meetings, then you lead these
fellowship meetings.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually I'm not sure it's gonna sound crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Well, I'm actually studying to become a priest, a Catholic priest.
So on days before before that.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Timeline.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, you're not there yet, so you could go, and
I mean, yeah, I'm just trying.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
To get it all in, you know, right before it
has to all going.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
No, no, absolutely, I'm almost done. Okay, Teresa. Now we're
dealing with a man of the of the Lord here,
of the cloth. So I can't mess around a clergyman.
A clergyman, why the Teresa, this man is your priest,
and you attended a fellowship meeting with other parishioners and
(17:45):
he led it, and he brought coffee to.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
The meeting that he said.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
But I think if you're training to be a priest,
I don't think you can just mess around until like
the deadline, Teresa, this guy's your priest.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh I I honestly had no idea.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
How did you not know he was the priest? I mean,
you've got a fellowship meeting he's leading. I mean, was
it the collar he was? It was just in fashion
right now on trend?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Is he like are you training? Is there another priest
like at the church now? While you're like, I don't
know how it works?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah? Yeah, definitely, because since I'm just still training and.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I'm like getting ready, like I'm just like.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm okay, guys, we have a few layers of problems here. One,
he's trained to be a priest. Yeah, that's so that's limiting.
And then too, there wasn't a day, Teresa. You attended
a fellowship meeting with other parishioners. I mean other people
were there.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I mean maybe I misread the signs and just thought
that it was a day.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
But I'm just so confused.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I mean, why didn't why didn't you respond to me
after I was reaching out to you because.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You weren't on a day, Teresa, with all due respect,
he didn't take you to coffee. You went to a
Bible study and he brought coffee to it. Oh girl,
yeah no, I I apologize, Teresa. Thank you? If like
you me tread or anything.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
But also for not respond I was actually going to
get back to you all of the timely retreat so
where like there's no phones nothing exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Because you studied to be a priest, even if I
don't even know how that works. I don't know if
you can like do stuff and then you become a
priest and you can't do stuff. I don't know, but like,
you know, there was going to be a deadline here
where like it wasn't. This was a very there was
a hard stop on this relationship if it even were
taking place. Absolutely, and you're a wonderful girl.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I mean I hear all kinds of stories not about you,
but about.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Like the pre streets.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
But I try, I try to, you.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Know, she's a devoted member of the community. Yeah. So so, Teresa,
where do you think the confusion lies? Like, I'm not
making fun of you, but it doesn't sound like this
is even one on one.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Maybe I just really misread what was going on. He
was just so funny and kind and handsome, and I
don't know, like, have you ever considered not being a priest?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Devoted.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I don't think I think it's a conscious decision that
you're making. I don't think it's not going to work out,
like this isn't this isn't like I'm gonna try it
and see, I don't see.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
This is where the confusion comes in. You got to
have hard boundary.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
It's a life choice. And I think that's hard to
be a hot priest.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Like, all right, look at this church.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, I know it is scientology.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
That's why we're not saying the name. We're not trying
to get sued.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Maybe I should go to Catholic church. It sounds wild
over there where you guys are at. All right, look, teresaid,
the man is going to be a priest. It's not
going to work out. He's not supposed to be doing
those sorts of things. I think that's definitely not a
main sort of covenant of that, I think. But but
(21:37):
but Teresa, I'm sure there's a parishioner there who's not
going to vow to celibacy. Who you might, I don't know.
Maybe that's a lot of people meet at church. So
maybe keep our eyes open for somebody else.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
And yeah, I just feel really silly now about all
of this confusion.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
And I mean I went to a doctor the other
day and they made me take my clothes off, and
I thought for sure that that she was hitting on me,
that that's what I'm saying. Like, I thought, she's like,
take your clothes, I need to look at my she
wants it, you know. But it turns out that that's
part of her job and she's not not able to
do that. But it's unethical anyway. I'm sorry, guys, it's
not Jordan. Thank you for your honesty and good luck
(22:19):
to you. No. Absolutely, it was such a fun I mean,
it's still a very fun experience and there's nothing along
with laf you know, there's nothing wrong with that. No,
except not with you. Raymond is right. Absolutely, Praise be Theresa.
I wish you the best, good luck to you as well.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Thank you
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