May 15, 2026 • 22 mins
Someone told Fred he was a forever bachelor and he doesn't know what to make of it! And Kaelin's friend is a nurse and realized one of her patients was cheating on their spouse!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Someone said to me the big boss the I said, yesterday,
lifelong bachelor, And I was like, did you just body me?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Was I just bodied by you?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
By the big boss, by the biggest boss of all
the bosses? I mean, was that a compliment?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Like? Are you saying to me that that that that
I give that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That like that never will there be a time where
I will succumb to the powers.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Of a woman? What are you thinking about it?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Like that succumb to the powers?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't know, but that's what I mean, lifelong batch?
Like what am I like fighting the you know? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Is that what you do?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You like it?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
How did it make you feel?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm just wondering what that like When someone says that
to you, Are they saying like, ain't no one going
to marry you? Or are they saying You're never going
to marry anybody because you're that's just what you give
you just give that energy.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
What is that like when someone proclaims that to you?
How am I supposed to interpret that?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
That you are for the streets?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is that that's what you told me for the streets? Okay,
but you knew that well?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But maybe something I'll be not for the house.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
If you're not for the streets, where are you poor?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Then do you want to go inside for the couch?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean, I could, I could be convinced to go inside.
I could, I could be. I could. I haven't been
on the streets in a long time. I had a
nice run and I've been very well behaved the last
couple of years, very well. That COVID did something to me,
COVID changed everything. But anyway, I didn't know if I
should be offended. I mean, I don't think she would
(01:33):
say something to offend me, but I didn't know if
it's like it is it just as it got to
the point where people just look at me and they're like,
the guy's just is never happening, Like it's he's not
He's not gonna. And the thing that you know this,
if you're a single person or an unmarried person at
a certain age, you know, it becomes people will say
to you things like that. They'll say, you know, and
they would never say it to a woman. By the way,
(01:53):
I don't think I don't think that anybody would say
not lifelong bachelorette like that would be kind of I
know she didn't mean it to be mean to me, Kiki,
but like if I said to you, Kiki, lifelong bachelorette,
I feel like what I'm saying to you then is
ain't no one going to marry you?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Well, they don't say it like that. What they say
to women is when when are you getting married? Okay,
settling down? I'm like, I would have been married me.
Why are you asking me go at somebody's son?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like, And That's where I'm getting with this is that's
what people will say. Is people will normally say to me,
you know it'll happen, It'll happen for you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And it's like, wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What if I when did I say I want it?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't want to say it, Like why are you
when you say it like that? What you're suggesting is
that I haven't found it. I haven't convinced anyone to
be dumb enough to do this yet, you know what
I mean? Like, why does everybody assume that I'm the
unmarried slash single? People are waiting to be unsingle or married?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Why because it.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Was knocked into them when they were being raised and
which I which I hate because it's a weird thing
to say when you don't know if somebody wants that
or not.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I think it's about contacts.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Like if we're having a conversation, you're like, oh, I
well on this really bad day, like, don't worry, like
you'll find the right person.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Like I think that's okay to say. Yeah, I'm not
like implying that you're like, no, you're trying to date
and find the right person. It's all about contacts.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So I'm just gonna walk up to you and be like,
you'll find someone someday.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, just like out like my great aunt will grab
my ring finger and go, oh, I'm so sorry, and
I'm like, I'm not no, grab her, I'm sorry right
because she's married to the creepy uncle. If you've been
listening for a while, there are some secrets in that house. Yeah,
so you can just look at your man, honey, and
that's the other thing.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
He's creepy.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And then I noticed all the time is people will
be like you should get married, or you'll find somebody
fred like someone will married kind of thing. And then
and then the follow up question I always have and
in ninety percent of the time I already know the
answer it's oh, so you're married. Ninety percent of the
time the answer is oh, hell no, I'm divorced, or
hell no, I don't want to be married. Well, then
(03:56):
why are you wishing if you're divorced or they're unhappy.
If you're divorced, don't want to be married or unhappy,
then why are you putting this on me? Is that
like a terrible time? Why can't I Why can't I
be the one who was smarter that guess that everybody
else and didn't do it because I didn't find the
right person.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I just I wonder sometimes what people really mean when
they say something like that, like, ah, this guy he
can't be he can't be confined.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Is that what you're saying? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Carey, you're a woman.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Our new friend Elizabeth, and he texted me because she
was I think she heard this. She witnessed this conversation
and said, did you text the when you got home
to let her know you made it okay? Because I
flew home from Washington, d C. Yesterday where the meeting was,
and like my mom, I had to text her because
she said it was a little gray in the sky.
And didn't think I should be flying in that and
I did and I made it and I did. So
(04:48):
now I have two people have to I have to
text my mother every time. It doesn't matter where I fly.
You fly with me, Caitlin to get the dogs or
whatever for pallets and pause. When I land, I have
to text my mom that I landed. I'm forty five
years old.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You guys have to text me when you get home.
I mean you don't, but I try.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You guys do the same thing, and you never do it. Kaitlin.
I always say, please text me when you get home.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And then sometimes the next day I'll be like, so,
did you make it?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
This happened?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Sometimes if we traded locations, then you know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Here we go right here, we goody wanting to get
my dam and then you guys started something because my
mom listens to the show. And then she called and
she said, wait a minute, they're right. Why can't I
have your location? I said, nobody needs my location?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Why?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Because I'm for the streets lifelong bachelor.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Okay, that's why we need it, bro. We got to
keep track of you are.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No one should be worried about me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I just dropped the location. It's not a big deal.
I see, I know you are. You're here at home.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Right right, So you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Know I'm one of those places for many years. These
days I'm in a hotel somewhere, so it doesn't matter.
I'll be fine to.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Someone else other than her, though, because I took a
nap on Sunday and it was a time I taking
a nap in years. It felt like and she's like,
I know you didn't leave the house. I'm like, oh
my gosh, no.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
I meant it in a great way, like everyone should
be home. I sim seem to be according They're like,
you wish lay, I'm like, I got to go do something.
So Paulina sees I'm doing something today.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, don't don't even worry
about it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, but I had worry.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Don't worry about me.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Misrey loves Company Fred. Someone texted yet and someone else said,
it's a very Midwestern cultural conversation as well. People say,
as I don't know. I do think that the default
mode for most people is to be in a relationship,
be coupled up, be married or whatever. I think that's
that's what most people are wired to believe you're supposed
to do. I believe yes, and that is fine, and
(06:39):
if that's for you, you should do that. I sort
of wonder if it's for me now if I could
find someone who's shared in this sort of idea that
we could be together but also be independent. And I
don't mean this from like a I don't mean this
from a non monogamous standpoint. I have no interest in that.
It's nothing to do with that. Maybe in my twenties
it was like about, you know, I want to get
out here and see what I can get.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
That was different.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Now it's not that it's it's it's more like I
just I don't want to lose. After so many years
of being single, you sort of developed this way of living.
And I'm honest with myself that it would be very
hard for me to then just say, you know what,
I'm gonna now run everything by somebody else. I'm gonna now,
you know what I mean, Like, it's hard, it's hard
to go back to the concept of sharing my life
(07:26):
and I need to get there. If I'm gonna be
in a partnership, you do, But like now it's I
don't know. I run autonomously and I don't get lonely
and it doesn't bother me. So if I found the
right person who understood that, and maybe they also felt
the same way, like hey, sometimes I'm gonna do my
own thing, and like that's okay that this all seems
so foreign to people. I can see it now, people writing,
grabbing their phones, texting, that's not a relationship, that's not
(07:49):
your definition of a relationship, erect and then maybe slowly
we moved to the middle. And I've said this a
million times. I think the reason why I haven't met
this person is because this person is living their own
independent life the same way that I am. And so,
you know, how do you meet that person? Not in
the bar, more than likely, not on an app more
than likely.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
All you're saying is that you're open, but you don't
want to settle. And I think that that's a lot
of people can't understand that too, because they want like
the marriage or the kid more than they want to
be with someone that they actually feel like they should
be with, you know what I mean. And so it's
okay to go, I'm okay without those things. If I
don't find the person that I want to do those
things with you know. Yeah, and it's hard for a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
To And I will say the older I get, the
more times I think like, maybe I'm missing out on
something here, But.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Not not so much that I would get into something
that didn't make sense or didn't fit or didn't.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Don't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
That's worse than being alone.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Let me right, exactly exactly. But yes, I did make
it home safely from DC yesterday. And I'm sure many
people were hoping that I didn't. But I did get
out of here. But guys, I did. There was some
people out there fiddling with the airplane. When I got
out there, there's somebody underneath there with a wrench. I'm like, hey,
you get away from there.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Do you get away from there? I get I've read
the internet. You know.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Some people are mad. I've read the whole thing. Some
people are mad, and guys, we need to relax. Okay,
we got to relax. We're here to stay. I'm sorry
it's happening, and we're so excited about it too, and
so grateful and so happy. But my little pup pup
plane landed with no problem.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Knock on wood, not on wood, because I didn't want
to get to this too before we move on, because
I'd forgotten about it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I think I was maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I think I was maybe on my romantic vacation in
Poland by myself. Shout out to Posh tourism and the
Queen of Poland, Paula, yes, yes, and my ancestry and
your ancestors. Yeah, yeah, it's really Pauline A dreamt this
for me and it happened. I got to if you
do to the show. I got to go to Poland
for a few days Poland. The King of Poland invited
me to Poland, and then for some reason, he came
(09:48):
to the US when I went to Poland, which was weird.
I was standing out in front of the castle in
Warsaw and I'm like, hey, I'm here to see him,
and They're like, what, bro, you didn't read the invitation correctly.
He is in Washington d He thought he was gonna
meet you there, which ason Derulo, but instead I was
I went to see him and I got to check
it out. But I think I was there and we
(10:08):
got this note. This is from let me see, we
have the person's name, who's from Jessica Jessica Well, I
won't say her last name. She wrote, I hope this
message makes you smile as much as you guys make
us smile every day.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
My daughters and I are huge fans.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
We listen all the time, and you basically become part
of our daily routine, car rides to school in the morning,
random dance parties. You're always on in the background. But
the real member of the thirteen in our house is
my daughter Peyton. She's completely obsessed in the best way.
She loves the show so much that when I asked
her what kind of birthday she wanted this year, she
said Fred Show Party, and yes, I made it happen
(10:50):
for her eighth birthday. Of course, Mama here had to
channel my inner Kiki and make her own Fred Show
shirt to fit the theme. Of course, so I had
to reach out and ask would there be any chance
that you could give Peyton a birthday shout out on
the air. Now, her birthday was about a month ago,
and I think we were out when or I was
out when that happened. So I'm sorry that we're a
(11:12):
little bit late, but happy birthday to our friend Peyton.
It would make her entire year and probably earn me
the best mom's datus ever. She was already excited when
we reached. Watched Fred go on TikTok and he responded
to us about her party theme. I do remember that
I did one TikTok live about a month ago, and
I guess that's what we talked about. Thank you for
all the last energy and positivity you bring. You really
(11:34):
do make a difference in people's days, especially ours. By
the way, that is the nicest compliment that you could
give any of us, because that's all we're trying to do.
So when people get mad or people complain or tell
us we suck, it's defeating the purpose because we're not
trying to do any of that. We might suck, that's possible,
but we're not trying to make people mad and we're
not trying to make people angry. However, I have a
picture and I think we're allowed to post this, and
(11:57):
if we're not, then Jessica email us quickly because I
think it's going up. If it's not already up, it's up.
And second, there she is there is Peyton in her
the Fred Show shirt. Happy birthday, you got a microphone?
And then pictures of all of us in the background
and waiting by the phone. The logo of waiting by
the phone. I don't know that Peyton should be listening
to that, but wow. They always say teachable moments. Teachable moment.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
We made it, you guys.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
We are a child's birthday party theme, like say, their
birthday party. Things really serious and we made it. We're
gonna be in Party City next. We're in a whole section.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
It's like we got a blue us. Yeah, yeah, I
love it.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
This is great right next to Blue, right next to
Bluie and between Bluie and Paw Patrol.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
People love just banging down the doors for the licensing
rights to The Fred Show and Jason is vetting them
all very slowly.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, it's quite the process. It really fight them off
with the stick over here. We can't just give our
logo to anybody.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Okay, we can literally save Party City. We can with
our stuff. No, we can bring us back. We can
bring it back Fred Show Birthday Party.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Let's bring it that.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Party City is hanging out with Spear somewhere and they
need to bring them all back.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
They come them buck.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, they talk better than they tell me. These are
the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Wait, Cailen, I
want to hear this one about nurses. Oh yeah, I
want you to talk about this. This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Our audio journals like we're writing in our diaries, except
we say them a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We call them blogs, Kaylin as one go.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
So they I know, there are a lot of professions
where you kind of have to be discreet. For example,
if you are a waiter at a restaurant and maybe
you see people on dates with various different people, or
if you work at like Victoria's Secret and somebody's got
an account for a couple.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Of different ladies.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
You know, I feel like you have to keep that
to yourself. But I did not realize that nurses are
sometimes put in this position. And if you've had this experience,
please text us. But one of my friends is a nurse,
and she was talking to me about how she was
seeing this patient. Of course didn't say like name or
details or anything, but she was helping this patient over
(13:58):
like maybe like a four or five day period, and
there was a woman in there every day. She just
assumed this woman was this man's wife. And then she
said that her heart dropped to her boodhyhole when his
wife came and was like, hey, I'm his wife, I'm
here to visit, And she was like, you know, I
don't think it's something you necessarily encounter all the time,
but I'm sure they do encounter it, and her face
(14:20):
kind of dropped and she was like, I had to
really keep it player for a second, but she was
shocked and couldn't really hide it. So I was just curious,
if you know, anyone else has experiences like this. I know,
you know, Jason will just lie and say his partners
his dad sometimes sit there in the hospital, So maybe
that's like the opposite version of this, but I don't know.
I've also heard of like veterinarians like having to like
(14:42):
if a dog swallowed like a nowear or something, because
they always have to return, really they so they always
have to give you back the item that like they
you know, whatever. And so if you're giving someone a
bag of stuff and you don't know, like who's they.
So I just was curious, But yeah, I thought.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That was I was at the.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Unconventional places where people catch cheaters, like I remember there's
a story of a very uh well known restaurant in
town and I heard of the manager being fired because
he a regular customer, came in on like a Friday
night and it was the second time he had been
in that week, and he said, oh, mister Smith, it's
(15:21):
great to see you again this week. The problem is
when he was in on Wednesday, it was with his
girlfriend with whom he had had a hotel and was
staying in the city. And he was actually supposed to
be on a business trip. So there is no way
he could have been there on Wednesday. And so the
guy is like, oh, you must be a mistaken I
wasn't here on Wednesday, And they fired the guy for
it because it's like, you don't say stuff like that,
oh wow, because you don't need to be getting people's business.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I'm so naive.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
I would just be fired everywhere because I would. I
would constantly just out people, but not on purpose, by
truly by accident, or I would slip out.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I would be like, oh, you weren't here. They weren't
here on Wednesday right now?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, you know, because like you just wouldn't go to
cheating because that's not who you are. No, I but yeah, no,
So I just I didn't realize the hospitals we're bringing
our side pieces. We're bringing our wives and shout out
to the nurses because they'd already deal with a lot,
and then they got to keep your secrets.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
The other one is the car dealership when I got
a new car, and you know how they like, they
like sit there with you and get your phone matched
up with it or whatever, link it up. They can
show you how the phone if you got like Apple
Play or whatever. Yeah, they'll hook your Bluetooth up. And
the guy was like, would you like the text messages
displayed on the screen?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
And I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah. He's like, are you sure you would like the
text messages displayed on the screen? And I'm like, I
don't know, dude, I'm only on the car, Like yeah,
I guess you can't. He was like, I go, what
is Why are we invatic about it? And he said, well, sir,
a number of folks have come back and asked us
to turn that feature off because when they're driving in
the car with I don't know, say their wife. And
(16:49):
then Big Booby Samantha texts you have fun last night,
Big Booby Becky text and it pops right up and
said Big Booby Becky and then you know, yeah exactly,
like you know, I loved I loved you last night.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It was so green you were really on one.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Or it's like you're getting that from Pisa Hut, Like
why is Pisa Hut text?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh yes, see in my phone.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, let this be a reminder to check that man's phone.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I've dated girls before who had a problem with the
fact that I had female friends. And so there's one
in particular whose name I had to change in my
phone to a man's name because it's my friend and
it wasn't she wasn't never ever not going to be
my friend, and then there was no threat. But the
funny thing is I haven't changed her name in my phone,
so it still says this, And so like occasionally I'll
(17:34):
forget the person's actual name because I'm like, because I
changed it to Steeve or whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I don't know what I changed it to.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But anyway, I refused to I refuse to be unable
to be friends with women if I'm in a relationship,
but I changed the name to a guy's.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Name, I refuse.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I've done that. I've done that. Oh yeah, I'm the past.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh yeah, you've never done that cheating because of a
septic tag. Oh you better. We need to get a
hold of this individual.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's rough.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I want to hear about that. How did you get
caught cheating? Because I accepted right exactly. My old principal
got busted cheating with a teacher and then a few
years later he killed his wife. Oh lord, yeah, I
wasn't expecting that. My best tips came. This is from Danita,
listener number one of thirteen, The undisputed listener, number one
(18:25):
of thirteen. My best tips came when I bartended and
looked the other way until I didn't. As a teacher,
kids tell us their parents' business all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I get worried about that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I believe that.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I remember I went to school and my parents are
getting a divorce, and then I think my mom came
to school one day and they were like, I'm so
sorry about your divorce, and my mom's like, well, we
haven't done that yet. But apparently he knows something I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Teachers know all kind of stuff about your relationship. Yeah,
I'm sure they do.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I'm sure kids calm me in and they're they say stuff.
They don't realize what they're saying, is you know, deeply private.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Imagine what g is gonna say. Paulina says, during a
fight with her dad, I can't she's gonna.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Tell her teacher.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I've had to shut up in front of her, just
because I'm like, she's repeating stuff right now, so I
don't hear to go around and repeat what I'm.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Saying because I don't called my daddy a little Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yep, oh, I want to hear the septic story story,
the septic tank story. I'll play a time, maybe we'll
come back. And we're trying to Bella is feverishly trying
to call septic. Good job, Bella hanging up, We're picking up,
We're hanging up. She's like calling, Yeah, no, she is
investigative journalist.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That's my girl. Bella.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
By the way, she did have to give her GPA
when she interned for a w NBA team. She says,
what's a GPA? This whole time, I've just playing a
GPS A GPA. What's three point average? Oh, like that's
three point five or whatever. Yeah, she had to give
a GPA for a job, for an internship. Yeah, that's crazy.
I thought it was like a special degree or something.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You know, we had this conversation out I've been this
whole time.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Is pretending she's doing a skit.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
How are you Jane? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
How how did who got caught cheating because of the
septic tank?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Was it you?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
No?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
What happened was britonman had a septic tank company, right,
and so one time he had to clean up the
septic tank and when you're pumping the septic tank, you
get everything with in the subject tank, right, Okay, And
this man and this woman had bought a brand new
house and so when they pumped it outcomes of condom
(20:33):
and yeah, and so because that was what was blocking
their pump, the well pumped and so yeah, and she
was had a twobe side and she was like why
is there?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
And that's how he got caught cheating.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Now, couldn't you say, I'm I'm not trying to encourage
it lives or whatever, But couldn't you be like I
don't know that was there before or something like couldn't
you house brand not new to them?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Like brand news.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
So was like, I know these construction workers are always
doing it. How much you ever see those videos with
the real tour online, like that's what they were doing.
They were founding a real tour skit and then look
a honey, honey, uh huh yeah, oh wow, gee that
is wild. Yeah, you can't be doing that. Thank you
(21:23):
so much. Have a great day. Okay, bye. I'm a
high school teacher. No matter what age, they'll come and
tell you. Somebody said, I'm Nate, I'm a nurse. I
had a lady called the nurses station once to ask
if I could go in a room and look for
a very specific lady she described who I knew to
be his wife. I told her I was busy, but
if her friend really needed something, I got him covered.
(21:44):
And oh, I see. So it's like wanted to know
who was in the world.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Oh yeah, And he was like, I'm not getting caught up.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah exactly. I'm a nurse. You a walk in care.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I've treated the same dude four times for a quote
unquote uti ak an STD And And first of all,
apparently the guy brings a different girl in with him
every time. You don't have to bring the culprit.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Why would you do?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Why I am not bringing the culprit?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Why is going together?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Maybe you're the culprit, but why am I bringing the victim.
Why are we doing that. We don't need the actual preak,
like this is where I caught it. We'll treat them
most they're out there, apparently, I guess we need to.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah,
Someone said to me the big boss the I said, yesterday,
lifelong bachelor, And I was like, did you just body me?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Was I just bodied by you?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
By the big boss, by the biggest boss of all
the bosses? I mean, was that a compliment?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Like? Are you saying to me that that that that
I give that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That like that never will there be a time where
I will succumb to the powers.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Of a woman? What are you thinking about it?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Like that succumb to the powers?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't know, but that's what I mean, lifelong batch?
Like what am I like fighting the you know? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Is that what you do?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You like it?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
How did it make you feel?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm just wondering what that like When someone says that
to you, Are they saying like, ain't no one going
to marry you? Or are they saying You're never going
to marry anybody because you're that's just what you give
you just give that energy.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
What is that like when someone proclaims that to you?
How am I supposed to interpret that?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
That you are for the streets?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is that that's what you told me for the streets? Okay,
but you knew that well?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But maybe something I'll be not for the house.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
If you're not for the streets, where are you poor?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Then do you want to go inside for the couch?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean, I could, I could be convinced to go inside.
I could, I could be. I could. I haven't been
on the streets in a long time. I had a
nice run and I've been very well behaved the last
couple of years, very well. That COVID did something to me,
COVID changed everything. But anyway, I didn't know if I
should be offended. I mean, I don't think she would
(01:33):
say something to offend me, but I didn't know if
it's like it is it just as it got to
the point where people just look at me and they're like,
the guy's just is never happening, Like it's he's not
He's not gonna. And the thing that you know this,
if you're a single person or an unmarried person at
a certain age, you know, it becomes people will say
to you things like that. They'll say, you know, and
they would never say it to a woman. By the way,
(01:53):
I don't think I don't think that anybody would say
not lifelong bachelorette like that would be kind of I
know she didn't mean it to be mean to me, Kiki,
but like if I said to you, Kiki, lifelong bachelorette,
I feel like what I'm saying to you then is
ain't no one going to marry you?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Well, they don't say it like that. What they say
to women is when when are you getting married? Okay,
settling down? I'm like, I would have been married me.
Why are you asking me go at somebody's son?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like, And That's where I'm getting with this is that's
what people will say. Is people will normally say to me,
you know it'll happen, It'll happen for you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And it's like, wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What if I when did I say I want it?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't want to say it, Like why are you
when you say it like that? What you're suggesting is
that I haven't found it. I haven't convinced anyone to
be dumb enough to do this yet, you know what
I mean? Like, why does everybody assume that I'm the
unmarried slash single? People are waiting to be unsingle or married?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Why because it.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Was knocked into them when they were being raised and
which I which I hate because it's a weird thing
to say when you don't know if somebody wants that
or not.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I think it's about contacts.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Like if we're having a conversation, you're like, oh, I
well on this really bad day, like, don't worry, like
you'll find the right person.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Like I think that's okay to say. Yeah, I'm not
like implying that you're like, no, you're trying to date
and find the right person. It's all about contacts.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So I'm just gonna walk up to you and be like,
you'll find someone someday.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, just like out like my great aunt will grab
my ring finger and go, oh, I'm so sorry, and
I'm like, I'm not no, grab her, I'm sorry right
because she's married to the creepy uncle. If you've been
listening for a while, there are some secrets in that house. Yeah,
so you can just look at your man, honey, and
that's the other thing.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
He's creepy.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And then I noticed all the time is people will
be like you should get married, or you'll find somebody
fred like someone will married kind of thing. And then
and then the follow up question I always have and
in ninety percent of the time I already know the
answer it's oh, so you're married. Ninety percent of the
time the answer is oh, hell no, I'm divorced, or
hell no, I don't want to be married. Well, then
(03:56):
why are you wishing if you're divorced or they're unhappy.
If you're divorced, don't want to be married or unhappy,
then why are you putting this on me? Is that
like a terrible time? Why can't I Why can't I
be the one who was smarter that guess that everybody
else and didn't do it because I didn't find the
right person.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I just I wonder sometimes what people really mean when
they say something like that, like, ah, this guy he
can't be he can't be confined.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Is that what you're saying? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Carey, you're a woman.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Our new friend Elizabeth, and he texted me because she
was I think she heard this. She witnessed this conversation
and said, did you text the when you got home
to let her know you made it okay? Because I
flew home from Washington, d C. Yesterday where the meeting was,
and like my mom, I had to text her because
she said it was a little gray in the sky.
And didn't think I should be flying in that and
I did and I made it and I did. So
(04:48):
now I have two people have to I have to
text my mother every time. It doesn't matter where I fly.
You fly with me, Caitlin to get the dogs or
whatever for pallets and pause. When I land, I have
to text my mom that I landed. I'm forty five
years old.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You guys have to text me when you get home.
I mean you don't, but I try.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You guys do the same thing, and you never do it. Kaitlin.
I always say, please text me when you get home.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And then sometimes the next day I'll be like, so,
did you make it?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
This happened?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Sometimes if we traded locations, then you know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Here we go right here, we goody wanting to get
my dam and then you guys started something because my
mom listens to the show. And then she called and
she said, wait a minute, they're right. Why can't I
have your location? I said, nobody needs my location?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Why?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Because I'm for the streets lifelong bachelor.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Okay, that's why we need it, bro. We got to
keep track of you are.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No one should be worried about me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I just dropped the location. It's not a big deal.
I see, I know you are. You're here at home.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Right right, So you.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Know I'm one of those places for many years. These
days I'm in a hotel somewhere, so it doesn't matter.
I'll be fine to.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Someone else other than her, though, because I took a
nap on Sunday and it was a time I taking
a nap in years. It felt like and she's like,
I know you didn't leave the house. I'm like, oh
my gosh, no.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
I meant it in a great way, like everyone should
be home. I sim seem to be according They're like,
you wish lay, I'm like, I got to go do something.
So Paulina sees I'm doing something today.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, don't don't even worry
about it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, but I had worry.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Don't worry about me.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Misrey loves Company Fred. Someone texted yet and someone else said,
it's a very Midwestern cultural conversation as well. People say,
as I don't know. I do think that the default
mode for most people is to be in a relationship,
be coupled up, be married or whatever. I think that's
that's what most people are wired to believe you're supposed
to do. I believe yes, and that is fine, and
(06:39):
if that's for you, you should do that. I sort
of wonder if it's for me now if I could
find someone who's shared in this sort of idea that
we could be together but also be independent. And I
don't mean this from like a I don't mean this
from a non monogamous standpoint. I have no interest in that.
It's nothing to do with that. Maybe in my twenties
it was like about, you know, I want to get
out here and see what I can get.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
That was different.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Now it's not that it's it's it's more like I
just I don't want to lose. After so many years
of being single, you sort of developed this way of living.
And I'm honest with myself that it would be very
hard for me to then just say, you know what,
I'm gonna now run everything by somebody else. I'm gonna now,
you know what I mean, Like, it's hard, it's hard
to go back to the concept of sharing my life
(07:26):
and I need to get there. If I'm gonna be
in a partnership, you do, But like now it's I
don't know. I run autonomously and I don't get lonely
and it doesn't bother me. So if I found the
right person who understood that, and maybe they also felt
the same way, like hey, sometimes I'm gonna do my
own thing, and like that's okay that this all seems
so foreign to people. I can see it now, people writing,
grabbing their phones, texting, that's not a relationship, that's not
(07:49):
your definition of a relationship, erect and then maybe slowly
we moved to the middle. And I've said this a
million times. I think the reason why I haven't met
this person is because this person is living their own
independent life the same way that I am. And so,
you know, how do you meet that person? Not in
the bar, more than likely, not on an app more
than likely.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
All you're saying is that you're open, but you don't
want to settle. And I think that that's a lot
of people can't understand that too, because they want like
the marriage or the kid more than they want to
be with someone that they actually feel like they should
be with, you know what I mean. And so it's
okay to go, I'm okay without those things. If I
don't find the person that I want to do those
things with you know. Yeah, and it's hard for a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
To And I will say the older I get, the
more times I think like, maybe I'm missing out on
something here, But.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Not not so much that I would get into something
that didn't make sense or didn't fit or didn't.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Don't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
That's worse than being alone.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Let me right, exactly exactly. But yes, I did make
it home safely from DC yesterday. And I'm sure many
people were hoping that I didn't. But I did get
out of here. But guys, I did. There was some
people out there fiddling with the airplane. When I got
out there, there's somebody underneath there with a wrench. I'm like, hey,
you get away from there.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Do you get away from there? I get I've read
the internet. You know.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Some people are mad. I've read the whole thing. Some
people are mad, and guys, we need to relax. Okay,
we got to relax. We're here to stay. I'm sorry
it's happening, and we're so excited about it too, and
so grateful and so happy. But my little pup pup
plane landed with no problem.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Knock on wood, not on wood, because I didn't want
to get to this too before we move on, because
I'd forgotten about it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I think I was maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I think I was maybe on my romantic vacation in
Poland by myself. Shout out to Posh tourism and the
Queen of Poland, Paula, yes, yes, and my ancestry and
your ancestors. Yeah, yeah, it's really Pauline A dreamt this
for me and it happened. I got to if you
do to the show. I got to go to Poland
for a few days Poland. The King of Poland invited
me to Poland, and then for some reason, he came
(09:48):
to the US when I went to Poland, which was weird.
I was standing out in front of the castle in
Warsaw and I'm like, hey, I'm here to see him,
and They're like, what, bro, you didn't read the invitation correctly.
He is in Washington d He thought he was gonna
meet you there, which ason Derulo, but instead I was
I went to see him and I got to check
it out. But I think I was there and we
(10:08):
got this note. This is from let me see, we
have the person's name, who's from Jessica Jessica Well, I
won't say her last name. She wrote, I hope this
message makes you smile as much as you guys make
us smile every day.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
My daughters and I are huge fans.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
We listen all the time, and you basically become part
of our daily routine, car rides to school in the morning,
random dance parties. You're always on in the background. But
the real member of the thirteen in our house is
my daughter Peyton. She's completely obsessed in the best way.
She loves the show so much that when I asked
her what kind of birthday she wanted this year, she
said Fred Show Party, and yes, I made it happen
(10:50):
for her eighth birthday. Of course, Mama here had to
channel my inner Kiki and make her own Fred Show
shirt to fit the theme. Of course, so I had
to reach out and ask would there be any chance
that you could give Peyton a birthday shout out on
the air. Now, her birthday was about a month ago,
and I think we were out when or I was
out when that happened. So I'm sorry that we're a
(11:12):
little bit late, but happy birthday to our friend Peyton.
It would make her entire year and probably earn me
the best mom's datus ever. She was already excited when
we reached. Watched Fred go on TikTok and he responded
to us about her party theme. I do remember that
I did one TikTok live about a month ago, and
I guess that's what we talked about. Thank you for
all the last energy and positivity you bring. You really
(11:34):
do make a difference in people's days, especially ours. By
the way, that is the nicest compliment that you could
give any of us, because that's all we're trying to do.
So when people get mad or people complain or tell
us we suck, it's defeating the purpose because we're not
trying to do any of that. We might suck, that's possible,
but we're not trying to make people mad and we're
not trying to make people angry. However, I have a
picture and I think we're allowed to post this, and
(11:57):
if we're not, then Jessica email us quickly because I
think it's going up. If it's not already up, it's up.
And second, there she is there is Peyton in her
the Fred Show shirt. Happy birthday, you got a microphone?
And then pictures of all of us in the background
and waiting by the phone. The logo of waiting by
the phone. I don't know that Peyton should be listening
to that, but wow. They always say teachable moments. Teachable moment.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
We made it, you guys.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
We are a child's birthday party theme, like say, their
birthday party. Things really serious and we made it. We're
gonna be in Party City next. We're in a whole section.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
It's like we got a blue us. Yeah, yeah, I
love it.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
This is great right next to Blue, right next to
Bluie and between Bluie and Paw Patrol.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
People love just banging down the doors for the licensing
rights to The Fred Show and Jason is vetting them
all very slowly.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, it's quite the process. It really fight them off
with the stick over here. We can't just give our
logo to anybody.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Okay, we can literally save Party City. We can with
our stuff. No, we can bring us back. We can
bring it back Fred Show Birthday Party.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Let's bring it that.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Party City is hanging out with Spear somewhere and they
need to bring them all back.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
They come them buck.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, they talk better than they tell me. These are
the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Wait, Cailen, I
want to hear this one about nurses. Oh yeah, I
want you to talk about this. This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Our audio journals like we're writing in our diaries, except
we say them a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We call them blogs, Kaylin as one go.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
So they I know, there are a lot of professions
where you kind of have to be discreet. For example,
if you are a waiter at a restaurant and maybe
you see people on dates with various different people, or
if you work at like Victoria's Secret and somebody's got
an account for a couple.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Of different ladies.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
You know, I feel like you have to keep that
to yourself. But I did not realize that nurses are
sometimes put in this position. And if you've had this experience,
please text us. But one of my friends is a nurse,
and she was talking to me about how she was
seeing this patient. Of course didn't say like name or
details or anything, but she was helping this patient over
(13:58):
like maybe like a four or five day period, and
there was a woman in there every day. She just
assumed this woman was this man's wife. And then she
said that her heart dropped to her boodhyhole when his
wife came and was like, hey, I'm his wife, I'm
here to visit, And she was like, you know, I
don't think it's something you necessarily encounter all the time,
but I'm sure they do encounter it, and her face
(14:20):
kind of dropped and she was like, I had to
really keep it player for a second, but she was
shocked and couldn't really hide it. So I was just curious,
if you know, anyone else has experiences like this. I know,
you know, Jason will just lie and say his partners
his dad sometimes sit there in the hospital, So maybe
that's like the opposite version of this, but I don't know.
I've also heard of like veterinarians like having to like
(14:42):
if a dog swallowed like a nowear or something, because
they always have to return, really they so they always
have to give you back the item that like they
you know, whatever. And so if you're giving someone a
bag of stuff and you don't know, like who's they.
So I just was curious, But yeah, I thought.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That was I was at the.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Unconventional places where people catch cheaters, like I remember there's
a story of a very uh well known restaurant in
town and I heard of the manager being fired because
he a regular customer, came in on like a Friday
night and it was the second time he had been
in that week, and he said, oh, mister Smith, it's
(15:21):
great to see you again this week. The problem is
when he was in on Wednesday, it was with his
girlfriend with whom he had had a hotel and was
staying in the city. And he was actually supposed to
be on a business trip. So there is no way
he could have been there on Wednesday. And so the
guy is like, oh, you must be a mistaken I
wasn't here on Wednesday, And they fired the guy for
it because it's like, you don't say stuff like that,
oh wow, because you don't need to be getting people's business.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I'm so naive.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
I would just be fired everywhere because I would. I
would constantly just out people, but not on purpose, by
truly by accident, or I would slip out.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I would be like, oh, you weren't here. They weren't
here on Wednesday right now?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, you know, because like you just wouldn't go to
cheating because that's not who you are. No, I but yeah, no,
So I just I didn't realize the hospitals we're bringing
our side pieces. We're bringing our wives and shout out
to the nurses because they'd already deal with a lot,
and then they got to keep your secrets.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
The other one is the car dealership when I got
a new car, and you know how they like, they
like sit there with you and get your phone matched
up with it or whatever, link it up. They can
show you how the phone if you got like Apple
Play or whatever. Yeah, they'll hook your Bluetooth up. And
the guy was like, would you like the text messages
displayed on the screen?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
And I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah. He's like, are you sure you would like the
text messages displayed on the screen? And I'm like, I
don't know, dude, I'm only on the car, Like yeah,
I guess you can't. He was like, I go, what
is Why are we invatic about it? And he said, well, sir,
a number of folks have come back and asked us
to turn that feature off because when they're driving in
the car with I don't know, say their wife. And
(16:49):
then Big Booby Samantha texts you have fun last night,
Big Booby Becky text and it pops right up and
said Big Booby Becky and then you know, yeah exactly,
like you know, I loved I loved you last night.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It was so green you were really on one.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Or it's like you're getting that from Pisa Hut, Like
why is Pisa Hut text?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh yes, see in my phone.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, let this be a reminder to check that man's phone.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I've dated girls before who had a problem with the
fact that I had female friends. And so there's one
in particular whose name I had to change in my
phone to a man's name because it's my friend and
it wasn't she wasn't never ever not going to be
my friend, and then there was no threat. But the
funny thing is I haven't changed her name in my phone,
so it still says this, And so like occasionally I'll
(17:34):
forget the person's actual name because I'm like, because I
changed it to Steeve or whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I don't know what I changed it to.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But anyway, I refused to I refuse to be unable
to be friends with women if I'm in a relationship,
but I changed the name to a guy's.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Name, I refuse.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I've done that. I've done that. Oh yeah, I'm the past.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh yeah, you've never done that cheating because of a
septic tag. Oh you better. We need to get a
hold of this individual.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's rough.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I want to hear about that. How did you get
caught cheating? Because I accepted right exactly. My old principal
got busted cheating with a teacher and then a few
years later he killed his wife. Oh lord, yeah, I
wasn't expecting that. My best tips came. This is from Danita,
listener number one of thirteen, The undisputed listener, number one
(18:25):
of thirteen. My best tips came when I bartended and
looked the other way until I didn't. As a teacher,
kids tell us their parents' business all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I get worried about that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I believe that.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I remember I went to school and my parents are
getting a divorce, and then I think my mom came
to school one day and they were like, I'm so
sorry about your divorce, and my mom's like, well, we
haven't done that yet. But apparently he knows something I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Teachers know all kind of stuff about your relationship. Yeah,
I'm sure they do.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I'm sure kids calm me in and they're they say stuff.
They don't realize what they're saying, is you know, deeply private.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Imagine what g is gonna say. Paulina says, during a
fight with her dad, I can't she's gonna.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Tell her teacher.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I've had to shut up in front of her, just
because I'm like, she's repeating stuff right now, so I
don't hear to go around and repeat what I'm.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Saying because I don't called my daddy a little Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yep, oh, I want to hear the septic story story,
the septic tank story. I'll play a time, maybe we'll
come back. And we're trying to Bella is feverishly trying
to call septic. Good job, Bella hanging up, We're picking up,
We're hanging up. She's like calling, Yeah, no, she is
investigative journalist.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That's my girl. Bella.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
By the way, she did have to give her GPA
when she interned for a w NBA team. She says,
what's a GPA? This whole time, I've just playing a
GPS A GPA. What's three point average? Oh, like that's
three point five or whatever. Yeah, she had to give
a GPA for a job, for an internship. Yeah, that's crazy.
I thought it was like a special degree or something.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You know, we had this conversation out I've been this
whole time.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Is pretending she's doing a skit.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
How are you Jane? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
How how did who got caught cheating because of the
septic tank?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Was it you?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
No?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
What happened was britonman had a septic tank company, right,
and so one time he had to clean up the
septic tank and when you're pumping the septic tank, you
get everything with in the subject tank, right, Okay, And
this man and this woman had bought a brand new
house and so when they pumped it outcomes of condom
(20:33):
and yeah, and so because that was what was blocking
their pump, the well pumped and so yeah, and she
was had a twobe side and she was like why
is there?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
And that's how he got caught cheating.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Now, couldn't you say, I'm I'm not trying to encourage
it lives or whatever, But couldn't you be like I
don't know that was there before or something like couldn't
you house brand not new to them?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Like brand news.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
So was like, I know these construction workers are always
doing it. How much you ever see those videos with
the real tour online, like that's what they were doing.
They were founding a real tour skit and then look
a honey, honey, uh huh yeah, oh wow, gee that
is wild. Yeah, you can't be doing that. Thank you
(21:23):
so much. Have a great day. Okay, bye. I'm a
high school teacher. No matter what age, they'll come and
tell you. Somebody said, I'm Nate, I'm a nurse. I
had a lady called the nurses station once to ask
if I could go in a room and look for
a very specific lady she described who I knew to
be his wife. I told her I was busy, but
if her friend really needed something, I got him covered.
(21:44):
And oh, I see. So it's like wanted to know
who was in the world.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Oh yeah, And he was like, I'm not getting caught up.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah exactly. I'm a nurse. You a walk in care.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I've treated the same dude four times for a quote
unquote uti ak an STD And And first of all,
apparently the guy brings a different girl in with him
every time. You don't have to bring the culprit.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Why would you do?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Why I am not bringing the culprit?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Why is going together?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Maybe you're the culprit, but why am I bringing the victim.
Why are we doing that. We don't need the actual preak,
like this is where I caught it. We'll treat them
most they're out there, apparently, I guess we need to.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah,
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