December 1, 2025 • 8 mins
Judge Keke weighs in on family drama when a listener's family came way too early for a holiday gathering.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
Its tears right, you got the lashes are on the floor.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, yeah, this this show is completely off the rails.
Not not that any of them are really professional, but
this one certainly isn't. But I suppose we'll do this.
Kiki Touch Kiki, if you would please on your birthday show. Yeah,
all rise for the honorable Kika League take it away please.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right, let's get into the courtroom.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
It says Kiki, Am I wrong for pepper spraying my
coworkers for giving me a change? I was like, we
got bear maze is about.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
One of them. They're getting the prong removed right now.
It's gonna be fine. The paramedics say that they'll recovery
in no time.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, all right, let's get down of business. All I'm done.
I'm done, all right, it says a Kiki.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I hosted Thanksgiving for the first time this year and
told everyone to arrive at two pm.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I even sent reminders.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Well, at eleven forty six am, my doorbell rings and
it's my brother, his wife and their three kids. Kiki,
I'm still in my pajamas. Nothing's ready. I'm cooking and cleaning.
At the same time, I opened the door, like, what
are y'all doing here? My sister in law says, well,
we had a two hour drive, so we wanted to
(01:48):
beat the traffic and help you set up.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Except they didn't help me at all.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
My brother immediately turned on football at full valume. The
kids are running around, and my sister in law kept
asking for snack and taste tests. Then she knocked over
a full bowl of gravy trying to help herself to
an unfinished scharcuterie board.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That's when I snapped.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I said, this would not have happened if y'all had
showed up when I asked you to be here. The
rest of the day was awkward from that moment. And
my mom says, I overreacted and I need to be
more prepared.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Girl? Okay, I have some thoughts with Kiki.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Please, guys, we have to follow invitation rules, very simple.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's right there in the script.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I need you to be there at two pm, not
one fifty nine, not one fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Six, two pm.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I hate when someone arrives to my events early, Like,
what are you trying to do?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Early?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Is crazy? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Unless I ask you to be here to help me
decorate or something, why are you here just in the way?
And I don't know about anyone else When I'm cooking,
I don't want a lot of people in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Move out of my way.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You over here trying to snacks, your kids running around,
your husband yelling at the TV.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Like, why are y'all here so early?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I said two o'clock.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't think you're throwing it all. I would have
put them out. You know, don't pop up at my house.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, yeah, eight, don't pop up in my studio either.
Eight five five five nine three five. You can call
it text the same number. You guys are the jury.
I'm with you. I mean, I'm if I say come
at two o'clock, then I'm not going to be ready
at eleven necessarily, you know what I mean? Like I'm not.
Maybe maybe I am, maybe I'm not. But like if
(03:33):
I say come at two o'clock and if I'm not
ready at one o'clock, then nobody should be surprised by that.
You shouldn't just be coming around because you know, who knows.
Maybe I cleaned the whole house and made all the food.
I did everything, but I haven't showered yet, you know,
or whatever, so I look crappy, right, which means you
would come over and then have to sit there. Well,
I go do all that stuff, which is weird. I'm
supposed to be hosting you. Second of all, if you
(03:55):
are going to show up early, then you got to
be helpful.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Please, And really you can't.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You cannot be helpful when I tell you not to
be here, like if I wanted to, if I wanted
the help, I would have told you that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I didn't ask for your help. I don't want your help.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I want you to come when I tell you to
get there two o'clock, not anytime earlier. And it's her
first time hosting Thanksgiving. That is a very stressful time
for anyone who's hosting. You want to clean the house,
you're looking at the baseboards, you're restocking the toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You got to cook the food good. You know, it's
just so many things.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
And to have you just all in my way, Oh
my goodness, everybody needs to leave.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can get out well and ask for the comment that
that she was being too sensitive I mean, or that
you know she should have received people differently or what? Right?
Like I no, no, I said two o'clock. Now if
you show up at two. If if I'm hosting the
holiday and you show up at two o'clock and nothing's done, well,
(04:53):
then then I wasn't prepared. Right. But but you know,
you can't just walk in whenever you want.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Absolutely not. I think it's so rude.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Right, you can't just walk in whenever you want. Sure, yep,
even if it's for happy reasons.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Like your birthday.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
This one's this one's hitting a little too close to
home from okay, this is this Kiki's court. I don't know,
is there is there any other side it? Okay? What
if it's like ten minutes early?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Because now I'm second guessing myself because I told last
week I told you guys that my mom did not
invite me to Thanksgiving, so I had to reach out
to her and ask what time she wanted us. Okay,
so now I'm already feeling some type of way. So
it was at two o'clock. I showed up at one fifty. Okay,
so I was ten minutes early. She was not like
everything was cooking, but she wanted to go change and
(05:39):
like get.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Ready or whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
So I was like, okay, go do that and I'm
going to finish like doing the table. But I like
it's different because like I know where everything is right,
like I can help, so like, right, okay or do
you think she went in her brain was like.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh god, well ten minutes. Ten minutes is not like
that's you being considerate, I think, as opposed to showing
up late.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Don't come to be right exact. But you can go
to your parents house, go to my house.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Center.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, no, that's that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, No, No,
if I'm invited to a party at two o'clock, I
can't show up at one fifty. But but if I'm
invited at my parents' house at two o'clock, I probably
should be there by one fifty, because you know me
rolling in at two fifteen would be I think, deemed rude. Right,
it's such a small window.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It is a small window. But we can all follow
the direction. And Jess, you've seen your mother in her nightgown,
you know.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You see her in her movements.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You can show up, but like you, you bring your wife,
your kids in law, like, don't come to.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
My house early.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, I'll be doing this in hours.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Early on Thanksgiving is stressful.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What is hey, Alice? How you doing? Alice? Alice? Yeah, oh, Alice,
you're there. You called us down, I'm here, Okay, Well
what do you think I.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Think if they wanted to get there earlier because of traffic,
whatever have you, they should have called her first and said, look,
would it be okay? It's we come a little earlier
and we can help you out and it's so fine.
But in this case, what ticket was going over. They
didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They just got in the wait yeah yeah, or it's hey,
can I come early and help you? And that if
the answer is no, I don't need help. Because if
you say to me, can I come early and help you,
you know, get stuff set up, well, then I'm going
to be ready by one instead of two. I'm gonna
have my act together because you're coming to help. So again,
you can't just show it. No, you can't just roll
(07:36):
in whenever you want. Absolutely all right, we agree, Thank you, Alice.
Have a good day too. Glad we solve that problem.
I mean, just another life issue resolved right here. But
I think we all agree for once is that there's
really no there's no other side to this.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I know that's right, not in my court room. There's
not another side.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Scared we can argue on social media. Okay, yeah, the
fun fact. We'll do it next thing more Fred Show,
next right here,
This is the press show. Dame is taking over Las
Vegas this January for his seven night President's Eve Dobey
Live at Park MGM, and we've got a trip for
two to the January twenty fifth show to night Hotel
State at Park MGM January twenty fourth through the twenty
sixth and round trip airfare. Text tattoo to three seven
three three seven now for a chance to win. A
(00:20):
confirmation text will be said. Standard message of data rates
may apply. All thanks to Live Nation, Fresh show.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Its tears right, you got the lashes are on the floor.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, yeah, this this show is completely off the rails.
Not not that any of them are really professional, but
this one certainly isn't. But I suppose we'll do this.
Kiki Touch Kiki, if you would please on your birthday show. Yeah,
all rise for the honorable Kika League take it away please.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right, let's get into the courtroom.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
It says Kiki, Am I wrong for pepper spraying my
coworkers for giving me a change? I was like, we
got bear maze is about.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
One of them. They're getting the prong removed right now.
It's gonna be fine. The paramedics say that they'll recovery
in no time.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, all right, let's get down of business. All I'm done.
I'm done, all right, it says a Kiki.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I hosted Thanksgiving for the first time this year and
told everyone to arrive at two pm.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I even sent reminders.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Well, at eleven forty six am, my doorbell rings and
it's my brother, his wife and their three kids. Kiki,
I'm still in my pajamas. Nothing's ready. I'm cooking and cleaning.
At the same time, I opened the door, like, what
are y'all doing here? My sister in law says, well,
we had a two hour drive, so we wanted to
(01:48):
beat the traffic and help you set up.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Except they didn't help me at all.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
My brother immediately turned on football at full valume. The
kids are running around, and my sister in law kept
asking for snack and taste tests. Then she knocked over
a full bowl of gravy trying to help herself to
an unfinished scharcuterie board.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That's when I snapped.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I said, this would not have happened if y'all had
showed up when I asked you to be here. The
rest of the day was awkward from that moment. And
my mom says, I overreacted and I need to be
more prepared.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Girl? Okay, I have some thoughts with Kiki.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Please, guys, we have to follow invitation rules, very simple.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's right there in the script.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I need you to be there at two pm, not
one fifty nine, not one fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Six, two pm.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I hate when someone arrives to my events early, Like,
what are you trying to do?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Early?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Is crazy? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Unless I ask you to be here to help me
decorate or something, why are you here just in the way?
And I don't know about anyone else When I'm cooking,
I don't want a lot of people in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Move out of my way.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You over here trying to snacks, your kids running around,
your husband yelling at the TV.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Like, why are y'all here so early?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I said two o'clock.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't think you're throwing it all. I would have
put them out. You know, don't pop up at my house.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, yeah, eight, don't pop up in my studio either.
Eight five five five nine three five. You can call
it text the same number. You guys are the jury.
I'm with you. I mean, I'm if I say come
at two o'clock, then I'm not going to be ready
at eleven necessarily, you know what I mean? Like I'm not.
Maybe maybe I am, maybe I'm not. But like if
(03:33):
I say come at two o'clock and if I'm not
ready at one o'clock, then nobody should be surprised by that.
You shouldn't just be coming around because you know, who knows.
Maybe I cleaned the whole house and made all the food.
I did everything, but I haven't showered yet, you know,
or whatever, so I look crappy, right, which means you
would come over and then have to sit there. Well,
I go do all that stuff, which is weird. I'm
supposed to be hosting you. Second of all, if you
(03:55):
are going to show up early, then you got to
be helpful.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Please, And really you can't.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You cannot be helpful when I tell you not to
be here, like if I wanted to, if I wanted
the help, I would have told you that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I didn't ask for your help. I don't want your help.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I want you to come when I tell you to
get there two o'clock, not anytime earlier. And it's her
first time hosting Thanksgiving. That is a very stressful time
for anyone who's hosting. You want to clean the house,
you're looking at the baseboards, you're restocking the toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You got to cook the food good. You know, it's
just so many things.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
And to have you just all in my way, Oh
my goodness, everybody needs to leave.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can get out well and ask for the comment that
that she was being too sensitive I mean, or that
you know she should have received people differently or what? Right?
Like I no, no, I said two o'clock. Now if
you show up at two. If if I'm hosting the
holiday and you show up at two o'clock and nothing's done, well,
(04:53):
then then I wasn't prepared. Right. But but you know,
you can't just walk in whenever you want.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Absolutely not. I think it's so rude.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Right, you can't just walk in whenever you want. Sure, yep,
even if it's for happy reasons.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Like your birthday.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
This one's this one's hitting a little too close to
home from okay, this is this Kiki's court. I don't know,
is there is there any other side it? Okay? What
if it's like ten minutes early?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Because now I'm second guessing myself because I told last
week I told you guys that my mom did not
invite me to Thanksgiving, so I had to reach out
to her and ask what time she wanted us. Okay,
so now I'm already feeling some type of way. So
it was at two o'clock. I showed up at one fifty. Okay,
so I was ten minutes early. She was not like
everything was cooking, but she wanted to go change and
(05:39):
like get.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Ready or whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
So I was like, okay, go do that and I'm
going to finish like doing the table. But I like
it's different because like I know where everything is right,
like I can help, so like, right, okay or do
you think she went in her brain was like.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh god, well ten minutes. Ten minutes is not like
that's you being considerate, I think, as opposed to showing
up late.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Don't come to be right exact. But you can go
to your parents house, go to my house.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Center.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, no, that's that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, No, No,
if I'm invited to a party at two o'clock, I
can't show up at one fifty. But but if I'm
invited at my parents' house at two o'clock, I probably
should be there by one fifty, because you know me
rolling in at two fifteen would be I think, deemed rude. Right,
it's such a small window.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It is a small window. But we can all follow
the direction. And Jess, you've seen your mother in her nightgown,
you know.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You see her in her movements.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You can show up, but like you, you bring your wife,
your kids in law, like, don't come to.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
My house early.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, I'll be doing this in hours.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Early on Thanksgiving is stressful.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What is hey, Alice? How you doing? Alice? Alice? Yeah, oh, Alice,
you're there. You called us down, I'm here, Okay, Well
what do you think I.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Think if they wanted to get there earlier because of traffic,
whatever have you, they should have called her first and said, look,
would it be okay? It's we come a little earlier
and we can help you out and it's so fine.
But in this case, what ticket was going over. They
didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They just got in the wait yeah yeah, or it's hey,
can I come early and help you? And that if
the answer is no, I don't need help. Because if
you say to me, can I come early and help you,
you know, get stuff set up, well, then I'm going
to be ready by one instead of two. I'm gonna
have my act together because you're coming to help. So again,
you can't just show it. No, you can't just roll
(07:36):
in whenever you want. Absolutely all right, we agree, Thank you, Alice.
Have a good day too. Glad we solve that problem.
I mean, just another life issue resolved right here. But
I think we all agree for once is that there's
really no there's no other side to this.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I know that's right, not in my court room. There's
not another side.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Scared we can argue on social media. Okay, yeah, the
fun fact. We'll do it next thing more Fred Show,
next right here,
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