January 12, 2026 • 5 mins
Fred had an awkward interaction with a server and it's keeping him up at night.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Live Nation. But speaking of food, I have one, and
I'm always afraid to tell you these foot and mouth
stories because well, I'm pretty sure you're going to agree
that I put my foot in my mouth. But yet
I meant nothing. Okay, I met nothing, you guys, dear blog.
(00:45):
I went to eat last night with a friend of
mine and we're eating and we have dinner, and you know,
obviously there's a server and she's very nice. I'm serving.
She's hunting. She was hunting for us, shoot, hunting for food,
and she found right she was doing what servers.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
She was a server and she.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Was serving it was crazy, Yes to eat, right right,
I went to eat, and we eat, and then I
give it a server and she served. Well, no, she
didn't be able to get her own food. But anyway,
so I ordered dessert for the table because they have this,
this very famous dessert. And I don't normally order dessert,
but I do. And this dessert is it is pure sugar.
(01:27):
It is a little like vanilla caramel cake. And it
is famous at this restaurant. It's very well known, but
it is. It is just like you can only have
a couple bites. I bet you it's two thousand I
bet it's twenty five hundred calori.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I mean, I bet it's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's butter and sugar and ice cream, and it is delicious.
And I ordered this and we're eating it and whatever,
and she comes over and she comments on it and whatever,
and she goes summing to the effect of I have
eaten more of those than I would like to admit,
because she works, and so I would imagine that you
would indulge in that kind of thing. And my instant
(02:05):
response was, man, if I worked here, I'd be like
thirty of you, meaning I would be like thirty times
her size, which is obviously an insane embellishment. And she
looked at me and goes, thank you, I think, and
then kind of walked away.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh geez.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And the woman that I was with I was like,
she doesn't just say does she understand what I just meant?
And the woman who I'm If it were a guy,
I wouldn't necessarily agree with his perspective, but she was like, oh, no,
I know what you meant. You meant that you would
be like a monster, like you would be you would
be like huge if you worked here in Athos all
the time. But all for the last twelve hours, all
(02:46):
I've been thinking is does this poor woman thought that
I like was saying she was fat or something? Because
her reaction was such that it that it was a
mean thing to say. Is not a mean thing to say,
is it?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know it was territory, I probably wouldn't go right, But.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jesus, what, like, what do you mean that's that's not
even a real thing. I didn't say that would be
twice your size. I didn't say it would be five
times your size. I just had to be fat like you.
I said thirty times your size. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's what she heard.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So you can't, like you just can't. Now, I just
can't even say anything like that, like nothing like that,
even if it's completely fanciful and made up. I just
I can't even do that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Now. I'm trying to figure out what the issue is.
Where's the saw? But I all, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I'm a little slow, so if I'm getting it wrong,
somebody helped me out.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
But I I don't think you had ill intentions. It
just I don't know anytime you mentioned anyone's size or
anything like, I could be your size one day, or
I could be thirty times just it's just depending on
what her insecurity was that day and how she took it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But if I said yours, man, i'd be your size
if I well, that's that's just like that's awful, that's
that's not a compliment.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
But to say something as ridiculous as I'd be thirty
times your I mean, I don't care if you're one
hundred pounds thirty times your size is three thousand pounds.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, it's right, real like, because she was saying.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Like I eat a ton of those because I don't
work here and they're good, and you were like if
I ate a ton of those, I would eat even more,
and I would be you times thirty, because you right
now is great and you already eat a ton of those,
right right.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I just I don't even think it was open for
interpretation because it was just so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But I think, yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The point was if I worked here and they serve
those and I ate as many as you're describing, I
would be dead, is essentially what I'm saying, because you can't.
I don't know, so, if anything, I thought it was
a compliment. I don't care how big or small you
are if you eat two thousand calorie desserts every day
and you look not like you're going to explode, which
she didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Very pretty woman, very fit. There was no issue anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So I felt bad for the last twelve hours, and
luckily I was there with a female whose opinion I trust.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But I was like, hey, there was that did I did?
I was that bad?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I apologized, and she was like, no, I know exactly
what you met, what Kitlyn just described, But now I
feel like it's hard to be like I don't I'm
not saying it was funny, but like I'm afraid to
say anything anymore because I's like, I don't want to
hurt people's feelings.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
But I guess I didn't think I was. Now you
banned from the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, well, the good thing I won't be able to
eat any more of those two thousand cavalry deserts, and
so you know, I can't go back. She
This is the Freas Show Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
He is returning to Las Vegas in twenty twenty six
for her studio Sessions Las Vegas Residency. You can enter
it now for a chance to win a trip for
two to the July twenty fourth show, a two night
hotel state at Flamingo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas
July twenty third through the twenty fifth, and round trip airfare.
Text breakaway to five seven seven three nine right now
(00:24):
for a chance to win. A confirmation text will be sent.
Standard message and data rates may apply. All thanks to
Live Nation. But speaking of food, I have one, and
I'm always afraid to tell you these foot and mouth
stories because well, I'm pretty sure you're going to agree
that I put my foot in my mouth. But yet
I meant nothing. Okay, I met nothing, you guys, dear blog.
(00:45):
I went to eat last night with a friend of
mine and we're eating and we have dinner, and you know,
obviously there's a server and she's very nice. I'm serving.
She's hunting. She was hunting for us, shoot, hunting for food,
and she found right she was doing what servers.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
She was a server and she.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Was serving it was crazy, Yes to eat, right right,
I went to eat, and we eat, and then I
give it a server and she served. Well, no, she
didn't be able to get her own food. But anyway,
so I ordered dessert for the table because they have this,
this very famous dessert. And I don't normally order dessert,
but I do. And this dessert is it is pure sugar.
(01:27):
It is a little like vanilla caramel cake. And it
is famous at this restaurant. It's very well known, but
it is. It is just like you can only have
a couple bites. I bet you it's two thousand I
bet it's twenty five hundred calori.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I mean, I bet it's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's butter and sugar and ice cream, and it is delicious.
And I ordered this and we're eating it and whatever,
and she comes over and she comments on it and whatever,
and she goes summing to the effect of I have
eaten more of those than I would like to admit,
because she works, and so I would imagine that you
would indulge in that kind of thing. And my instant
(02:05):
response was, man, if I worked here, I'd be like
thirty of you, meaning I would be like thirty times
her size, which is obviously an insane embellishment. And she
looked at me and goes, thank you, I think, and
then kind of walked away.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh geez.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And the woman that I was with I was like,
she doesn't just say does she understand what I just meant?
And the woman who I'm If it were a guy,
I wouldn't necessarily agree with his perspective, but she was like, oh, no,
I know what you meant. You meant that you would
be like a monster, like you would be you would
be like huge if you worked here in Athos all
the time. But all for the last twelve hours, all
(02:46):
I've been thinking is does this poor woman thought that
I like was saying she was fat or something? Because
her reaction was such that it that it was a
mean thing to say. Is not a mean thing to say,
is it?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know it was territory, I probably wouldn't go right, But.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jesus, what, like, what do you mean that's that's not
even a real thing. I didn't say that would be
twice your size. I didn't say it would be five
times your size. I just had to be fat like you.
I said thirty times your size. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's what she heard.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So you can't, like you just can't. Now, I just
can't even say anything like that, like nothing like that,
even if it's completely fanciful and made up. I just
I can't even do that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Now. I'm trying to figure out what the issue is.
Where's the saw? But I all, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I'm a little slow, so if I'm getting it wrong,
somebody helped me out.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
But I I don't think you had ill intentions. It
just I don't know anytime you mentioned anyone's size or
anything like, I could be your size one day, or
I could be thirty times just it's just depending on
what her insecurity was that day and how she took it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But if I said yours, man, i'd be your size
if I well, that's that's just like that's awful, that's
that's not a compliment.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
But to say something as ridiculous as I'd be thirty
times your I mean, I don't care if you're one
hundred pounds thirty times your size is three thousand pounds.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, it's right, real like, because she was saying.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Like I eat a ton of those because I don't
work here and they're good, and you were like if
I ate a ton of those, I would eat even more,
and I would be you times thirty, because you right
now is great and you already eat a ton of those,
right right.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I just I don't even think it was open for
interpretation because it was just so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But I think, yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The point was if I worked here and they serve
those and I ate as many as you're describing, I
would be dead, is essentially what I'm saying, because you can't.
I don't know, so, if anything, I thought it was
a compliment. I don't care how big or small you
are if you eat two thousand calorie desserts every day
and you look not like you're going to explode, which
she didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Very pretty woman, very fit. There was no issue anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So I felt bad for the last twelve hours, and
luckily I was there with a female whose opinion I trust.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But I was like, hey, there was that did I did?
I was that bad?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I apologized, and she was like, no, I know exactly
what you met, what Kitlyn just described, But now I
feel like it's hard to be like I don't I'm
not saying it was funny, but like I'm afraid to
say anything anymore because I's like, I don't want to
hurt people's feelings.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
But I guess I didn't think I was. Now you
banned from the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, well, the good thing I won't be able to
eat any more of those two thousand cavalry deserts, and
so you know, I can't go back. She
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