Radio Blogs: Keke Is Scrooge!

Keke doesn't want to put any Christmas decorations.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Than they say.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show Kucker
running in our diaries, except we save them a loud.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
We call them blogs. Kiki.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah yeah, I mean more content, I would get tens
more followers, I don't think so that's.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Not what I mean. How it's the same me. Nobody's
following me for that? Oh okay, did you do a blog?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Take it away? I mean, I love coming in here
to get humbled every day, just just pummeled. I didn't
mean it, nobod. I appreciate that you don't. None of
you lie to me, which is nice. I'm going to
none of you lie to me, which I know I appreciate,
like I need the honesty.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
We're real friends. I know, I know, I know you
areiky please all right.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well deer block, you know, hopefully you don't judge me
and and and humble me too.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Much with this. But we'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
We are here, we are, it is holiday time, people
are playing Christmas music and things. Yes, we are, and
we haven't even had the turkey yet. However, I got
shamed by a couple of guys that I talked to
on the regular and they were like, wait, what guys that? Yeah,

(01:33):
my guy friends. Come on, y'all. I mean, I'm engaged.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know, I can't keep track of what the rules
are engaged singles but single but guys I talked to
about Mario, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I just don't want your roster. I'm not clear.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm really never clear what the rules are. But anyway,
but then when but I'm technically engaged, and then when
I'm married, I'm still technically married for a little bit,
so it doesn't count until it's until until it bakes,
saying which takes it anyway?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sorry, Okay, Well, I've been being judged because I don't
plan to put up any Christmas decorations this year. I
just don't and I feel like because you Okay, thank you.
Because Tim and I we don't have children. It's just
us and the dog. And my sister doesn't live far
and I feel like her decorations at her house kind
of count as the decorations at my house, so like,

(02:22):
we know we're gonna go over there, We're gonna be
his mom. So like, why would we waste time putting
up a Christmas tree and all of that.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I just don't feel like we need to do it.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I just drove by that big tree that's off the
you know here over there. That's my tree, and the
city is kind enough to provide it and decorate it
and take it down. I drove by it, and I
was like, that's so pretty. That's my tree.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
This year tree, that's it.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
And then like when we come to work every day,
there's gonna be a huge tree in the lobby, you know,
that will be my Christmas vibe. I just don't know
if I need to waste time pulling in this Christmas tree,
putting all the ornaments up, doing the whole shebang.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
And you know, Kaylin Jason, y'a don't have children.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Are y'all put up trees?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I have a little tree that I a little want
it's already decorated. I literally just put it on the
table and plug it in. It's a little coqirkies on it,
and that nice. One year, like when I really wanted
to impress Mike, I like went up in the attic,
pulled the multi part Christmas tree, made him sit on
the couch, watch me put the garlet and and everything on.

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That was up until March and I was like, never
doing this.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
And I did that my first year, and that the
first year we moved into the house, and then that
tree was remembered to July, and y'all shamed me about that.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
So I just don't feel like we need to do this.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well a couple of first, I lit a candle in
my house, a Christmas tree candle. Yesterday my friend's candle
company in lighton I did, I found it. I'm like,
there you go. Those are my Christmas decoration. The second
of all my parents decorate. So then I but then
I have to take it all down because my dad
has come up with I love my dad, but he's
come up with absolutely every excuse on why he doesn't
have to do any of it. Well, we'll wait till

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Christopher's here. He's tall, Well, wait till Christopher's here, because
I'm sure. We'll wait till Christopher's here. Because I'm too fat,
I'm too skinny, I'm too this. Every I'm like, Dad,
you were fat and skinny. I went to Christopher's here
because I'm this because I don't have my glasses. We
wait till Christmas here because I do have my glasses.
I'm like, wait a minute, you got you don't you do?
So either way, we're.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Covered right right. He's like, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Wait, So basically, it's what wait till Christopher's here to
do it? But I'm with you because because I have
a little tree that somebody gave me, and I have
some other stuff, and so I could put it up right.
I can put it up right now. It's about that time.
And then you know, I don't my family doesn't live here.
So I go away for Thanksgiving, I come back. We're
here for like two weeks. Then I go away for
Christmas and I get super depressed on like January third

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or fourth, like the worst time of year for me
is coming back. I don't mean this in like a
sad way, but it's a leaving family after Christmas, all
the lights and the thing I love that. I love
everything about Thanksgiving, Christmas, like the holiday season. I don't
love the hustle and bustle and like the stress. But
I mean, you know, for four forty days it's lights everywhere,
and you know I don't. Everyone's in a pretty good mood,
generally speaking. And then if I were to come back

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in my house on January fourth and everything's still up,
then I'm like, sad, I gotta take it all down.
It's so then I would wind up taking it down
before Christmas, so that when I came back to my
house after Christmas, it wasn't there anymore. So basically it
would be up for like three days. Yeah, So I
just never forget about him. I'm looking out the window,
Look I see a light. Someone else did it for me.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Exactly, And that's what we're doing this year. I'm not
doing all that. I don't.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I don't feel like it. I don't feel like it'll
be up till October. I don't have time for this.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Or you could do what my mom's friend does. And
I've said this before, but she's rich, but she has
literally has a closet adjacent to the Christmas tree, and
the Christmas tree is on wheels. She opens the closet
around this time. She wheels a Christmas tree that's fully
ready to go out, plugs it in Christmas time, and
then when Chris on the twenty six, when Christmas is over,
she unplugs it. She designed her house this way. Unplugged

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the tree, wheels it back into the closet, close the door.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Christmas is over. Now that's how you do it. The
tree is done in July.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
It could be Christmas in about ten seconds if she
wanted to Christmas. It is brilliant. I mean, you gotta
have a lot of money to build a house where
you actually thought of that to put a closet clause right,
exactly right, Yeah, I mean, but hey, I get you.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It costs so many fights though too, because like then
I gotta like send hobby to the attic and then
I have to like.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hold the ladder. It's a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
So like, I don't think it's worth it for marriages
or relationships to have trees anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I think we abolished Christmas tree.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
I'm sorry, I mean that's wild, but I will say
my grandma always like did it like Christmas because of
all of the stuff that you have to do as
an adult, like she had to decorate, you have to
spend all this money.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
And I always thought, wow, like she is so like,
that's so sad. I'll never be like that. Guess who's
like that because it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mean, he's hanging out with my dad and come
up with all the excuses. Yes, I'm too tired, I'm
too energized to energize. He didn't say that. Oh my
point is, he says, he says, he's both right. You know,
it's like I'm too tired, I'm too energized.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
We'll wait till Christopher gets home. Wait, you're tired and
y like how I'm hungry, but I'm thirsty. I can't
do it. I'm full. I'm too full. Dad, Well, then
wait till you're not full. Well, then I'll be hungry.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I can't do it. Sorry, we'll wait till Christophers show
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