Radio Blogs: Keke's Sick Of Being A Homeowner!

Keke forgets that she can't call the landlord when something is wrong with her house because she owns it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they excited.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Men.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Good Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's like for writing in our diaries, except we said
them aloud. We call them blogs kikies. Got one go, yes, sir,
dear blog.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I just want to send thoughts and prayers to all
of the homeowners in the world. You know, it starts
out as this goal that you have in your life,
and you're so excited you get your home. You love
your home. But then I think at some point this
may happen to everyone. You realize that there is no
landlord to call, like you are the landlord and I
am the landlord. Okay, as I like to remind people

(00:37):
all the time, and everyone in my home, this is
my house. Yeah, And now I'm like, oh, this is
my house because everything seems to happen all at once,
and it's not even like really big problems. It's just
small inconveniences that have just happened all in a row.
We've had a lot of storms l like recently, and
so I got trees down everywhere. We got a little

(00:59):
roof damage going on all of a sudden, and now
I feel like I need to redo my entire like
lawn care situation because of the trees that have come down,
and what are you thinking like a desert landscape?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
What do you know? It's really.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, I need the rocks I need. I have twelve
bags of mulch right now in my garage. Like, who
am I dule? Somebody didn't want to go buy mulch?
Just learn what it was. It's a match, Jason, It's
a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's heavy, it is I don't want to touch it.
It's dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Then I went to I went to a store.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
You better start paying around here. It's definitely not home depot,
but you better. You better start paying. Want you want
a specific mention.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I went to a store the rhymes with slow Newpole
the wrong color mulch, which I didn't even know. It
was like, you know, somebody told me go get red mulch.
About the red mulch. Yes, I brought it back. My
brother in law's like, that is not the right red mouch.
That is not going to do it. So we not

(02:06):
you know me, I'm just a supervisor, But Timothy, I
had to look back to the store twelve minutes mch,
go get the right I'm like, who are we? Like?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
What is no home ownership is not for the faint.
It is. It is a wild ride.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
And one home improvement project turns into thirty five it does. Yes,
it's never you never just stop at fixing the kitchen cabinet.
Now you need to repaint everything, and I need a
new soul. This is so much, guys, So just stops
and prayers to anyone dealing with home improvement task.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah every day.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's not for the faint of part. I
got a text the other day for I live in
a building that has a bunch of units, like a
high rise, and they have maintenance in the building and
they can go access the key to my unit if
they need to go in there for some reason. And
it said like key request, Like email like no context,
maintenance needs access to your unit. I'm on a boat
Friday night in Miami, sweating my ass off, and so

(03:00):
I called the ceremony. I had to start you. It's
like call the friend desk. I'm like, can I have
any context as to while you're going in there? Oh yeah,
we think it's flooded, what with somewhere between Flor's this
and this. We think there's a complete flood. We don't
know if it's yours. We'll let you know whoa. Oh,
that's just minor.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's cool. It turns out it wasn't mine. It was nobody's.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
It was something in the I don't know, shaft somewhere
or something I don't know. But it's like, you know, momentarily,
I'm like, great, so we're starting over again.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I get back. I have nothing. I just I guess
my house is flooded.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Now. Yes, the stress, the stress of it all, and
it's it's really, you know, a luxury to even have
it and be able to complain about it. But it's
just like, my goodness, I understand now why when I
was a child, my brother in law and my uncle
would go to uh that store I mentioned and be
there for literally three to four hours, which one Rover repo.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Mult yourself with. Absolutely you don't think I can't. I
didn't say you couldn't. I said you're not. I want
to see you out there garden in the mulch. Girl.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I just learned about a mulch tarp. Like, you need
to lay down some type of tarp.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You don't need to Jasons, Yeah, yeah, you don't need to.
But I'm just the carrier.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
So like I just throw the bags of vult and
opened them and get them to You're like.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
The kid slash light when your dad's like splash light. Yeah,
like hold this, you know any ult actually? Like so
if you got extras, like that's how badly are you?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Guys? I hate doing any yard where, any of this terrible.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I hate everything. I hate house ownership.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
At this point, you can go you can go to
Dover LiPo and you can get it myself.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't think so right, It's like.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
The brand names are now scrambled now until they start paying,
I'll say, I'll say yeah, because no one knows what
we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Absolutely, there's a story that rhymes with wolves. That's I
Love my Wolves.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
You could go there too, and no one knows what
we're talking about. But the secrets extra as soon as
they pay more Fredshaw next