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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you guys ever have a job in all of
the different jobs that you guys have had, have you
ever had a job that was a little bit abnormal.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Or do you have a skill that's abnormal.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I bring this up because an Ohio cannabis festival is
looking to make multiple hires and it pays pretty well.
Chad Thompson is the organizer behind the Stargazer Cannabis Festival,
and he's planning to hire multiple judges for the events
joint rolling contest on July twenty seventh. The festivals taking
place the first full year that Ohio has legalized recreational marijuana.

(00:32):
There're two divisions, a classic division and an artistic division,
and in both of those divisions, one of the criteria
is how does it smoke the potential smokeability, and the
classic division will focus on traditional joints. The artistic division
could see intricately designed joints like tanks, cars and birds.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Tanks, Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Several other factors the judges are including the draw of
the joint and the joint stability like checking for runs
and so forth. One hundred bucks an hour to smoke
the joints and then judge them okay, But like, were you, like,
I don't know, were you like known in college or something?
Were you known for an eight five five five one
one three five? Were you like Jon't joint rolling, Rick?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You know what I'm saying, Like, were you were you
like to go to you know, like, oh, we're making
the jungle juice. If you're in a fraternity in or sorority,
you know about jungle juice. Oh, well, Sam's got to
make the Sam makes the best jungle juice.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm always the playlist maker always, or the CD burner
back in my college days, so like or if my
friends get married now, like I'm in control of the
music for the party bus every trip.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I just you're you're a bit of an artist.
You're aox court an auditory curator, is what?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah? I like, Yeah that's on my LinkedIn. Yeah. So
you're not joint rolling, Rick, That's not.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I wish I never rolled to joint or even pectable.
I pride myself, Like you've never seen Star Wars, I
like pride myself and now I want to get through
the entirety of life having other people do.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It for me. Allegedly, I've tried to roll one. I
don't remember how whim.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
But then there were certain people I remember in college,
and this is before I ever was interested in partaking
in the left handed cigarette or the wacky tobaccuum. But
they could make a bowl, or they could make some
form of ball out of anything. It'd be like, it'd
be like mcgiver over.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Here, I've done an apple. Yeah. These people would be like,
I got a smoke. I got a smoke. It's like,
all right, well, water bottle and it's.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Like an oil can and a banana and before long
we're smoking.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, they were I can do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
What about you, Pauline, I feel like you dev did
you do have any sort of off ability, off talent,
offf ability that no one's talking about. I feel like
you we would have something.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, you know, you guys make fun of my my
really fabulous driving. My driving record is clean, even though
you guys laugh at me because I you're trying to
say that you're known for you you don't stop for
the police, You just keep going.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, you're known for your driving, alright, it's not for
good driving. She always gets us there. I get you there. So,
speaking of the.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Wacky to you don't get me there anymore at all
because I don't get in the car. Yea of the
wacky to waki yeahhut.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Me off, but so with the wacky to Waggie.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
So you guys know, when I was eighteen, I dated
a boy right, a man's and he moved some stuff
around the city.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's he did. A drug dealer. Okay, it was an
importer exporter. Oh yeah, he was in logistics. Yeah. I
was the chauffeur. I was the black car service. Oh
you really did start uber I did.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
I'm telling you what I did.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I was behind me.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I feel like that makes you culpable, doesn't it, Like
if you were driving a drug dealer around this accomplice, Yeah,
it wasn't there, Like that's.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Not I can't do for my man, Okay, yeah, and
I'm stand beside him. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Were you like KFC's Greatest Chicken Bread or something?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I mean, I mean, I was that girl a can'fc.
But I wasn't that girl.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
But in college, I was just known for Nicki Mina
I performances. What, yes, that's what I is so embarrassing,
but that's what I used to do at the college.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Parties.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Was like they would put on Nicki Minajen and I
would like wrap her versus with this little bang haircut
that I had, and I really thought I was Nikki.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You just knew all the words. I knew all the words.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
I would perform it with my entire chest and it
would just be a time.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
So yes, please post a video. No right, I'm sad
though I don't think I was known for anything. I
don't think I had any sort of like signature move.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, you were the d Well it's hard to stay
strong and not yeah talent.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm telling you my parents had me convinced that if
I got somebody pregnant or got a duy, that I
may as well just end it all. Like they were
so clever and convincing. I'm telling you like that my parents.
People are like, oh you did you grow up like
in a strict environment and not really like they never
said like do not well, they did say do not
drink and drive. That that was just and Timberlake should

(05:00):
have listened to my parents.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Do not drink.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's because that's not even about you, that's about other people. Yeah,
and you know, God knows you could have people in
your car. It's about you, and it's about other people
on the roads, about a lot of things. But they
were they just like were like, yeah, you know what
if you do that, then your life's over. It's fine,
you know, just if you want to disappoint us, go ahead.
And I didn't, and so I didn't until now. Now

(05:23):
I disappoint them, I think daily. But I mean before that,
back when you know, in the day, I know, Jason,
you were known for nothing.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
No, I mean my house was always like the house
that everyone would come to because my mom kept like
the pantry stocks, so everyone would come and just like
eat snacks and stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
So that Yeah, there was always that guy. There was
a guy that had like the good food. There was
a guy that had the garage fridge full of soda
or whatever. There was there was a well in Arizona,
everybody had a pool. But I hear that there was
like the tramp There was always a trampoline guy. Oh yeah,
the trampoline guy. Growing up, there was I guess around here.
Other places pools are a little brearer. So there was
the person that had the pool.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, we had the pool. Did you have an ground pool?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
No, no, no, no, But we had like a dock
that like went off the house and then down into
the pool.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
So okay, yeah nice. Yeah, well now you're the KOI
pon guy. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I mean if you want a coon, yeah you get
a Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Got one for you.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Somebody texted I was the bartender in college. Yeah, I mean,
I guess there was always somebody who was.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, you need all these people in the crew, like
everybody has to bring a different scale. My friend Tatiana
can get us in the front of any line and
she whispered something I don't know what it is, and
we just go Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I had a guy like that too, but he did
it by lying. He would he would like she might
I don't know. This is actually a pretty funny strategy.
But his caut was obnoxious. But in college he would
do this all the time. He'd walk into like a
restaurant it was packed. I remember one time it was
the Cheesecake Factory and it was like a two hour wait,
and this dude was like what, I don't know. He
just was so convincing, like I'm abe Froeman. Basically no,
he was like, hey, you know a table for whatever,

(06:52):
and they're like, uh, well, we don't take reservations, but like,
you know, you can, you can get in line and we'll.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Take your name. It be like two hours.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
He was like, oh, so, so John didn't call and
he's like I'm sorry, and the server and the hostess
would be like what He was like, Yeah, I'm in
town for a tennis tournament. My manager John was supposed
to call. We needed a table, I'd like, go somewhere else, yeah,
and that's the tournament starts. Here s like this is
a big god, this is terrible and you know whatever,
and for whatever reason, like people started to scurry.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
They thought he was like a professional something. And then
sometimes it was golf, sometimes it was tennis. But he
had this like air about him that people believed it,
and anywhere we would go he would be like, yeah,
oh god, John didn't call, and we I felt like
an idiot because not only would we get a table,
we'd get like free stuff and like they thought we
were something, but we never really said we were anybody.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
We weren't.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
We just sort of eluded or he alluded to the
fact that he was somebody he wasn't, And it worked
every time. It's that whole act, like you've been there thing.
That's what I've learned. You have to act like you're
supposed to be there.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
If you don't make eye contact, you just vibe, you
act like you're supposed to be there, nobody will bother you.
But if you're with your friend who's like, oh my god,
I don't know if we should be here.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, then you're gonna get caught. Yeah, that's all we did,
danced around like.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
He never said I'm a famous tennis player or like whatever.
He never said that. He would just be like, all right, guys,
we're gonna have to go my team, we'd have to
go somewhere else. This is not good, you know, or whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
And he had his air about him.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
And then there was always the kid, at least in college,
my college, who's he had the parents credit card. I
remember that kid, and so he would like if you
went out with him, he'd wind up buying everything, and
so some people took advantage. I always felt bad because
it was kind of a kid that, like people wouldn't
really normally.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Want to invite.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
He was buying his friends, but they did because his
parents were rich and they were like, you know, you know,
oh yeah, take them all out to dinner or whatever,
and so you could tell the people that like would
go for that and the people that I always felt
bad because I'm like, I don't really want to hang
out with this guy, so I'm not gonna take his food.
But someone said I was the DJ in college. Yeah,
there you go. I guess it was the radio guy.

(08:50):
But I had no poll so it wasn't like I
still have no I still can't get anybody anything, and
I have to ask Jason. I have to ask Daddy
for permission. Like people will say, hey, I get these tickets,
and before I can flex on them, I have to
go like like some some contract. They can't know that
I'm actually texting asking for permission to flex, Like, man,
I really, I really love you go to the show,

(09:10):
and I'm just like, oh yeah, OK, and I'm like
buying time while I'm going, Jason, can I give them tickets?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know?

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, I got you, I got you.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, But you have to email Jason if you want
to get anything. I sold answers to college exams. Yes,
that's what I'm talking about. There was always that guy
too that somehow always had the test. Oh yeah, he
always he knew the ta or he bought off somebody
or whatever. Yep, always always had the answers. Yeah, there
was always the fake ID guy.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh that guy.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, I think it think technical And that's another question
I have. Do people still get them or it has
technology evolved to where like it's just too it's too
hard to fake them.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
My sister and her friends allegedly all have them, and
it's their own.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Photos on them, so that what happens when they scan them?
They scan oh.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
God, yeah, yeah, they have a plun I always use
somebody else's that just kind of look like me. They
actually get them made and they scan go ahead, girl,
I'm like, holy hell.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, I had a fraternity rather look kind of like me.
But he would never give me. He'd only give me
expired ones. So that kind of worked unless the person
was paying attention, and then.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
They'd be like, well this is expired.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I didn't have time to go to the DMV in Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Remember I supposedly lived with the address I memorized that
I've never been to in my life

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