Waiting By The Phone

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show, Dalen,
good morning, welcome to the program. Good morning, how are
you very well? And we're here to help of course
in waiting by the phone. That's what this really is
is a it's a public service. Quite frankly, I think
we should probably get like p s a credit from
the from the FCC for this. We're trying to you know,

(00:24):
we're trying to put people back together, you know. And
I want to know what's going on with this woman?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Eva?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
He went out with Eva?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, how did you meet? Tell us abo any dates
that you've been on? And and then what's going on now?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah, yeah, so we met on hinge and uh, I'm
going to be like, straight up, I thought she was smoking.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Hot, you know, like a thin Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Mean I'm quickly jumping on, you know, messaging and getting
her number, because you know how these vap's work, everything
moves that fast.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, you do, you really have to.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
You got to get it going, Like if you're really
trying to be competitive on the app that you and
somebody captures your eye, you got to assume there's like
fifty other people to feel the same way, and so
it feels aggressive. But it's like boom, boom boom, what's
going on, give me your number, Let's go on a date,
let's do this one.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, just you.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Gotta jump on it, or if somebody else is going
to jump on it.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
So I was able to secure a date with her,
and I was so calmed, like super super excited, and
we ended up going to dinner and it was great,
and then afterward we hit a fun bar and you know,
had some more drinks there and everything, and she ended
up sleeping over, and you know, we fooled around and
I'm trying to do it all again, but yeah, do

(01:42):
that end. So I'm not sure what happened. I don't
know if I did something.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, I mean, i'd be bummed too.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You meet a ten and she's a ten in person
and everything goes well enough that you have a sleepover
and you hook up and all of that, and you
can't get a hold of the person. That would be disappointing.
So let's see if we can get Eva on the phone.
We'll ask her some questions for you and someone You're
welcome to jump in on the call, and hopefully we
get straighten things out. You guys can go on a
second date as successful as the verse. We'll pay for it. Okay, cool,

(02:10):
I'm gonna play one song. We'll come back and do it.
Hang on, all right, let's see what's up in part
two of waiting by the phone after a hose year.
In two minutes, we're back on a friend show. Don't move, Hosier,
It's the French Show. Thanks for having us on the radio.
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freend Show on demand, Dylan. Yeah, all right, welcome back.
Let's call Eva. You met on on a dating app. Right,

(02:32):
you met on hands the dating app, which is like
bumble and tender and the rest of them really same premise.
And you thought she was smoking hot that those were
your words. You met her in person, she lived up
to that. The date went great. You wind up going
back to her or was it your place or her place?
You want to poke it up.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
We went yeah, we went back to my place.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, perfect, and this goes great, except now she's not
responding to anything, and you want to know what happened.
Let's call her now, good luck, Dylan.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Hello, Hi? Is this Eva?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Speaking Eva?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Good morning. My name is Fred. I'm calling from the
Fred's Show started bother. I do have to tell you, though,
that we are on the radio and I need your
permission to continue with this call. Can we chat for
just a second on the on the show?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, it's a little weird, but no, no.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
It definitely is. But thank you for your time. We're
calling on behalf of a guy who reached out to us.
His name is Dylan. Says he met you on Hinge,
the dating app, and that you guys, you went on
a date.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do you remember this guy?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, no, I remember him.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, so he described, you know, he was very attracted
to you. He actually called you smoking hot. He says that,
you know, when you guys met in person, there was chemistry.
Talked about how the date went, well, I guess it
was back to his place and some stuff happened. He
was vague about that, but nonetheless it sounds pretty good.
Now he's trying to figure out why you won't call
him back. I tell you he's a major douche, because

(04:02):
that's he did not volunteer that he was a major douche.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Why what did he do? What happened?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, I mean what she said, it is all true,
Like we went out and hooked up and you know,
I slept over and you know, all of that like
was no problem.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
It was.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It was actually quite lovely, Otherwise I wouldn't have But
then the next morning it was awful. Why well, so
I wake up right and I look over and I
see that Dylan was already awake and he's on his
phone and he's like going through some sort of spreadsheet
and I'm like, okay, that's kind of weird. Maybe he

(04:37):
was working, you know, And I asked him and he
started laughing. He was like, no, no, no, no, no, this
is how I organized my dating life.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh wow, with a spreadsheet. Yeah wow.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't know, because you couldn't have to do that,
like you can't update the spreadsheet a little bit later on. Yeah,
you got to get right to it. I guess you
don't want to forget any any pertinent details. I guess
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
But it was so weird because it was like this
huge spreadsheet with every girl's name he's gone on a date,
with like personal information about them, like where they went
as well. And then I noticed there was like specific
color coding, and so I asked them. I was like,
what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, and again he started.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Laughing and told me that I didn't want to know,
and I'm like, no, I want to know because I
see that my name is highlighted red. And come to
find out, that's whether or not he slept with the
woman or not.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Very useful to remember. You know, you got to you
gotta remember these things.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I mean sometimes, you know, if you have an extensive
body count, you know, you get a long spreadsheet. Sometimes
you can't remember these kind of details.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Ah, wow, Dylan, let's got to mention that, Dylan this year.
I'm sorry, Dylan, let's talk about it.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Man.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
We had to. We had to get right to the spreadsheet.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, I mean, it's true I have a spreadsheet. But
I like, I feel like I'm kind of being judged
a little bit because at the end of the day, dating,
dating meet days is hard.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
It's just hard.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You got to stay organized, to stay organized, King, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
I want to be organized exactly.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I mean, but if you do this, look, people meet
people before it. We all have a pass. We've all
dated and done other things. But you don't that's like private.
You don't have to other people don't have to see
this still there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like she
didn't need to see that there was this extensive list
that came before, or that she was even being tracked
in some way, you know what I mean? Like that's

(06:38):
that's awkward, Like why couldn't you have wait until she left?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I mean, you know, when I was updating it shed
the fleet and then it just kind of you know,
either woke up and she thought and I.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Didn't want to lie.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
I didn't want to be shady because you know, she
asked me if I was working. I wasn't working. I
was updating this, and I thought I had time. If
I was hiding that, I felt like that would have
been even worse.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Would you have any problem with somebody finding this? Like
what if you are dating somebody seriously enough and they
use your computer or something and they discover do you
really want, you know, written documentation of evaluations of everybody
you've been with and dated and what you did and
didn't do and all that. I mean, is that really
something you went out there? Potentially?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I would like to think that if I was dating
someone seriously, as you're saying, then that spreadsheet would be deleted.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
And I wouldn't have it, I seecause, you know, just.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Keep myself organized to make sure that I'm staying safe
and you remembering and.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Interesting, how much how much red is in this spreadsheet?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's a good question. How many collets?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Congratulations. It makes me feel like you're a serial killer
or something like who does that?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I mean, have you ever had to reference the spreadsheet
to make sure that like someone you met you hadn't
already been with? Means like do you have to you
put photograph in this thing? I mean, how how detail
are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
There's no photographs?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
But you know I have not had to references just yet.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I mean it's just a pro tip. I mean
for this picture you might think about sleeping. You might
think about photographs too. Just you know, I don't know
at a column or whatever. Okay, I don't really blame you, Eva. Again,
It's like some things are better left unsaid, Like we
can assume them and we know they exist, but we
don't have to We don't have to see it. We

(08:32):
don't have to see the inventory.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
And I can feel like I can I can see
how you might feel like like a commodity or a
number or.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Something, you know.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, I mean I definitely just felt like it, I
don't know, almost like it was gamified, like he was
trying to see how many. I understand, like sure, being organized,
it's tough out there, whatever, but like I think he
kind of gets off looking at a spreadsheet and seeing,
you know, his car. I'm good, all right.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't really either. No second date, Dylan. I'd recommend
if you're going to keep these kind of you know,
detailed records, that maybe you do that in your private
time and not when the people are still present in
your home.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, I guess now, I hope for next time.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, all right, put that on your spreadsheet, bro, Yeah,
write that one down to all right.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, good lucks at both of you. Thank you for
your time.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
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