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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a fresh show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is what's trended my type team google week nine
NFL and I went to the type schedule and the
first thing that comes up is week nine NFL announcers
are people that concerned with who's calling their game, Like
does it matter?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What does that matter? That's a difference if.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm trying to watch the Panthers and the Bears or whatever.
It doesn't really I don't have a I don't get
to choose who's calling the game. Yeah, but sometimes, but
it gives you the choice to listen to, Like you
could turn off, turn on the volume on the TV
and listen to like your local radio station.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But there's a delay. It doesn't work anymore like that.
You can't do that. Some people don't want to hear
Mark Sanchez every Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You know what I'm saying, is that former NFL quarterback
you know, just google butt fumble you'll know Mark Sanchez. Yes, well,
but again you're you're the regional president, so you know
you're not responsible for that. He never played in the region.
He's out of my rejail right exactly. So tonight, first pick,
Week nine NFL. Jason Brown are a regional president of
(00:58):
sports reporting Texan Jets.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
This shouldn't be that hard.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, you know who plays for the Jets, Aaron Rodgers,
not him. So the text, okay, good, here you go.
You haven't the Texans, however, of Texas. He has found
cayenne pepper water. Aaron Rodgers has. So it's the fountain
of youth apparently, and he's been feeling great last couple
(01:22):
of days. So they're going to win tonight because he's
been putting cayenne pepper in his water. One of his
teammates turned him onto that and apparently that is a
game changer for your health.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
The energy. Yeah, with the horse vaccine, he takes the Yeah,
well he's immunized.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He's immunized, so we don't know, we don't know with what,
but he is immunized.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, discovering kayen pepper and like shot, it's like lemon juice.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He's not doing any of the lemon No, no, no, it's
cayenne pepper and water.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, I know, I'm just saying the cayenne pepper like
he's not like he's not new. Yeah, yeah, Aaron relaxed.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, No, this is a found of youth though, So yeah,
I'm just trying to help you guys with your health.
That's as you know, I'm the regional president of Health's important.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
As the last person I'm saying healthy, I.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Will say the whole six days, and the dark thing doesn't.
I I could probably use six days. You're right, I do.
I have my own darkness retreats. It's called my house.
Who turns the lights on?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
People do that? Why would you do that? Yeah, you're right.
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Incomplete silence between Friday and Sunday is my darkness retreats.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And close you're trying to clean out over there?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, no, you're right. I just get in there
and I lay on top of all my things and
and I can't be reached a full darkness. Apparently it
really does things to people like I don't I actually
don't know if it would drive me crazy. I don't
think that it would.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It wouldn't for you, but it would for me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But it's complete, like like come on, we joke. I mean,
I'm a hermit, but like it's not like you have
a TV, right, and I don't know, there is like
light coming in and I sometimes occasionally like breathe outside
air or whatever. But you know what I mean, like occasionally,
like you know, go outside walk or something. But you know,
I have accessibility. People are accessible to me if I
choose to interact with them. I have a phone. I'm entertained. TikTok.
(03:17):
You know Netflix, this is six days where literally there's
no light and they give you food like through a
little slit and apparently you really like start to see things,
and I mean you're forced to sort of face your
own thoughts, which I think for a lot of people
is an absolute nightmare.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yes, that's that's the thing that I think, this.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Idea and we've been talking about the last few days
because of the nasty a DM I got, which I
still haven't right on the air, but what the hell, bro?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But people are just amazed.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's like they cannot imagine a life where you choose
to be independent, Like there are people that they just
don't They can't fathom why you would choose that. Why
would you choose to be alone, Why would you choose
to live alone? Why would you choose not to talk
to people? And it's like why wouldn't I mean, I
don't know, That's just what I's what.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I've done for a long time. And I have no
issue with it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But now apparently we're being judged on whether we have
kids in a family. It doesn't matter if we're happy,
it doesn't matter if we feel accomplished, doesn't matter we've
accomplished things outside of that. Apparently, if you don't have
a kids and a family, then as a man, this
is a new standard I was unaware of as a man.
And you're a you're not fully a man, you're low testosterone.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Apparently, Yeah, no one ever does ask you are you happy?
The questions are are you seeing anyone you know? Did
you house work? It's never just are you happy? Which
should be enough for people, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And look, I think reveal you have kids.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I think I think most people would say that their
kids are in fact a proud accomplishment. You know that
you're proud to have kids. That being said, I don't
know that everybody would say. You might, but I don't
know that everybody would say that their marriage is their
proudest accomplishment, especially people who are no longer in that marriage.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I mean, I'm not sure if that should be the
litmus test for whether you're living a successful, happy life.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But that's what you got to do.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You got to have a house, I guess in a
white picket fence, and you got to have two kids
and a spouse, and God forbid, for some reason, you
either choose to or can't do one of those things.
Oh boy, nobody wants.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You imagine doing those things, like fighting for your life
to do those things, because you think that it's true happiness,
only to get it and it doesn't make you happy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah. See here, I thought I was a success for
missing out on my first divorce already, Like I've already
outlived my first divorce. I'm running out of time to
have multiple divorces. I thought that was a success, honestly.
Apparently not according to this person though. Yeah, And it's
funny because I've had a few people in the last
few days who I've dated, who I guess have heard
me talking about this or seen the post, and I
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haven't heard from it in a while text me and go, hey,
it wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think it's somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think somebody who wrote that has something to say
to me, Like I think it affects them somehow, because otherwise,
why do you care what some random radio personality is doing?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
With his life or you.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Know, that's the whole internet. The other thing is like,
why couldn't I be the world's best uncle? You know,
who's to say? I don't get Maybe I'll get married,
but I'm kind of running out of time for the
kids thing realistically, So like, well, I guess I failed
at that. But what if I get married some day?
I'm just a great uncle to my nieces? Like does
that make me a failure? I don't believe so, but
I guess to this person, I am, that's insane.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Now you're going to live longer.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're going to be happier.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I mean truth, I don't know about the live longer bard,
but you are. I mean, you'll be happier, stress will
be less. But Aaron Rodgers, I go in to the
darkness retreat, I drink some kind of water. Well that's
the founder youth. So yeah, okay, So the Texas will
win tonight, yes, And then the Dodgers won the World
Series last night in New York seven to six, Game five,
and the Yankees were going to win until the fifth inning,
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and you can watch the entire fifth inning and one
TikTok video and it is the most uncomfortable meletown you'll
ever see so bad. It is like Little League guys.
All of a sudden, it's like they just gave up.
I don't know what happened, but it was over. Yeah,
all with two outs too. Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
It was because I woke up this morning and there
was just a still shot of like Yankees fans will
remember this forever, and I'm like, what I miss because
(07:07):
I turned it on in like the seventh inning. It
was close, and then I went to sleep, so I
didn't see the end of it, but I didn't realize
that all those runs came in the fifth inning, just
a complete and total meltdown. But as a Cubs fan,
I love it because it's something very similar to what
happened in the World Series. So yeah, the rain delay
and then the fa comeback. So there, you haven't onions
(07:30):
were in fact the source of McDonald's E coli outbreak.
Well that's good, guys. They know what happened. They know
what happened. Back to McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Put it in. You put all on your face right,
eat all the McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The Senates for Disease Control and Prevention announced that these
sliverered onions on McDonald's quarter pounder hamburgers and other items
were most likely the source of the e coal i
outbreak that affected at least ninety people. They have recalled
several batches of yellow onions produced at a facility in Colorado,
so they've even figured out where they think they contaminated
ons came from.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
So I think all is well in the world. So
go and do your deal.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, have you ever felt bad for people who have
a beachfront property in southern California? Have you ever felt
bad for those people? Never they wake up, they get
to look at the water every day. You obviously have money.
If you have that, well, we have a reason now
this morning to feel bad for those people, to feel
bad for rich people. Sokel beachfront residents are dealing with
a nasty stench. There's nothing like being beachfront and then
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breathing in the ocean air, unless, of course, you're in
southern California right now. A nasty stench. It's coming off
the water and it's making life miserable. Scientists are explaining
it's due to a seasonal bloom of microscopic algae that
earlier this month was responsible for a bioluminescent wave that
gave off a blue glow at night. So I guess
it's pretty to look at at night, But it smells bad.
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As the algae dies off, hydrogen sulfide gas is emitted,
which smells like rotten eggs. Soon after, the bacteria feeds
on the decomposing algae, depriving the surrounding water of oxygen,
which kills off fitch, making the stench even worse.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
The good news is it lifts in a matter of days.
But man, I'd have to move.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I would have to get out of my beach front
California beach from property. I'd have to go to the
Caribbean property. It's terrible. Thank god, thank god I'm in
my Chicago property right now, because we I mean, we'd
have to fire up the PJ for that. We'd have
to move it, you know, like the Kardashians do. We'd
have to move it from ten miles away to the
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airport that's closer to me, and then I'd have to
fly all the way to my Caribbean property to get
away from the stench.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And I know you were wondering this morning on a
relatively slow news day, what America's favorite sandwich is? And
we have an answer. What would you guess is America's
favorite sandwich? They asked two thousand people, a lot of people.
America's favorite sandwich. Yeah, the ice cream sandwich.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
What are you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Trying to get cute? Not even on the list, not
even on the list. Also not PB and J and I.
When I tell you what it is, you'll go, oh yeah,
grilled cheese. Oh, grilled cheese is by far America's favorite sandwich.
Then a chicken sandwich, then a turkey sandwich, then a ham,
then a tuna, then an egg, then peebe and Jay,
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and finally a meatball sandwich.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hot Dog's not up there, Fred, Oh god, well, hot
dog is a sandwich, but it's not. It's not a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Americans, on average, each six sandwiches a week, and it
takes people roughly ten minutes to assemble the perfect sandwich.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I am never not in the mood for a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I have a sandwich all the time, all the time.
I love sandwiches so much.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, well, thank you, thank you for saying that. And
I hope you feel freed now. I do, because it's
like a plea right. It really felt like a plea
the way that.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
This came out, because I think about this a lot, Like,
there's never a time where I don't want a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Sandwiches are family. Got your bluffriend cooking on them, making
all that bread too? Yeah, yeah, bread boy?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
But yeah, your boyfriend now is a baker apparently or
has he always been one?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
He's always been one, but he's he's selling his facaca
and it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh does it? First of all, where's the sample? I
don't see any here for us? You like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'd like a sample.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'd like to I'd like you to have a little
tray and little individual things like and like a little.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Toothpick in it, and I want to feel like I'm yeah,
I want to feel like I made whole foods. Yeah, okay,
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
And I want you to stand there with your wares
and then I want to eat it as you described
to me. What's in it? I mean, come on, have
you ever seen shark tank? We're starting a business here, Okay?
Does it make a mess of your place to bake
like that?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I mean I come home and it's always very hot,
and there's always like six lobes in the oven. It
always smells good, but I am gaining some weight and
I need the bread out of my home. Yeah, he
used Kiki's brother's hot honey.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, what's the good Farmer Dan?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Farmer Dan, and that was his best batch.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Your brother's name is not Dan, No, no, no, he's
not Dan. But yeah, he's a resailer for farmer Dan.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Farmer Dan his family. Okay, yeah, so I get you
some Farmer Dan. That hot honey is Fire's son.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
This sounds like Jimmy's Pizza owned by Dave, Pizza owned
by Jimmy. And that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Adrian owns Angelos. Yes, it's very.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Hard for me to understand, Like, why the hell is
it called Danny's. Then your name's Jimmy. You probably bought
it that way, but anyway. It's National Girl Scout Founder's Day,
National Knock Knock Joke Day, please don't, National Magic Day,
National Carmel Apple Day, and guys, it's Halloween. A Happy
Halloween to everyone. We could do the most cliche thing
ever and play thriller.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
We might.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We have about every year I've ever been on the radio.
Maybe we'll come up with something else probably not, I
don't know. The entertainer of for You is two minutes
to after Chaboozi. It's the frend show.
It's a fresh show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is what's trended my type team google week nine
NFL and I went to the type schedule and the
first thing that comes up is week nine NFL announcers
are people that concerned with who's calling their game, Like
does it matter?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What does that matter? That's a difference if.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm trying to watch the Panthers and the Bears or whatever.
It doesn't really I don't have a I don't get
to choose who's calling the game. Yeah, but sometimes, but
it gives you the choice to listen to, Like you
could turn off, turn on the volume on the TV
and listen to like your local radio station.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But there's a delay. It doesn't work anymore like that.
You can't do that. Some people don't want to hear
Mark Sanchez every Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You know what I'm saying, is that former NFL quarterback
you know, just google butt fumble you'll know Mark Sanchez. Yes, well,
but again you're you're the regional president, so you know
you're not responsible for that. He never played in the region.
He's out of my rejail right exactly. So tonight, first pick,
Week nine NFL. Jason Brown are a regional president of
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sports reporting Texan Jets.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
This shouldn't be that hard.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, you know who plays for the Jets, Aaron Rodgers,
not him. So the text, okay, good, here you go.
You haven't the Texans, however, of Texas. He has found
cayenne pepper water. Aaron Rodgers has. So it's the fountain
of youth apparently, and he's been feeling great last couple
(01:22):
of days. So they're going to win tonight because he's
been putting cayenne pepper in his water. One of his
teammates turned him onto that and apparently that is a
game changer for your health.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
The energy. Yeah, with the horse vaccine, he takes the Yeah,
well he's immunized.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He's immunized, so we don't know, we don't know with what,
but he is immunized.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, discovering kayen pepper and like shot, it's like lemon juice.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He's not doing any of the lemon No, no, no, it's
cayenne pepper and water.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, I know, I'm just saying the cayenne pepper like
he's not like he's not new. Yeah, yeah, Aaron relaxed.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, No, this is a found of youth though, So yeah,
I'm just trying to help you guys with your health.
That's as you know, I'm the regional president of Health's important.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
As the last person I'm saying healthy, I.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Will say the whole six days, and the dark thing doesn't.
I I could probably use six days. You're right, I do.
I have my own darkness retreats. It's called my house.
Who turns the lights on?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
People do that? Why would you do that? Yeah, you're right.
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Incomplete silence between Friday and Sunday is my darkness retreats.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And close you're trying to clean out over there?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, no, you're right. I just get in there
and I lay on top of all my things and
and I can't be reached a full darkness. Apparently it
really does things to people like I don't I actually
don't know if it would drive me crazy. I don't
think that it would.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It wouldn't for you, but it would for me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But it's complete, like like come on, we joke. I mean,
I'm a hermit, but like it's not like you have
a TV, right, and I don't know, there is like
light coming in and I sometimes occasionally like breathe outside
air or whatever. But you know what I mean, like occasionally,
like you know, go outside walk or something. But you know,
I have accessibility. People are accessible to me if I
choose to interact with them. I have a phone. I'm entertained. TikTok.
(03:17):
You know Netflix, this is six days where literally there's
no light and they give you food like through a
little slit and apparently you really like start to see things,
and I mean you're forced to sort of face your
own thoughts, which I think for a lot of people
is an absolute nightmare.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yes, that's that's the thing that I think, this.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Idea and we've been talking about the last few days
because of the nasty a DM I got, which I
still haven't right on the air, but what the hell, bro?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But people are just amazed.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's like they cannot imagine a life where you choose
to be independent, Like there are people that they just
don't They can't fathom why you would choose that. Why
would you choose to be alone, Why would you choose
to live alone? Why would you choose not to talk
to people? And it's like why wouldn't I mean, I
don't know, That's just what I's what.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I've done for a long time. And I have no
issue with it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But now apparently we're being judged on whether we have
kids in a family. It doesn't matter if we're happy,
it doesn't matter if we feel accomplished, doesn't matter we've
accomplished things outside of that. Apparently, if you don't have
a kids and a family, then as a man, this
is a new standard I was unaware of as a man.
And you're a you're not fully a man, you're low testosterone.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Apparently, Yeah, no one ever does ask you are you happy?
The questions are are you seeing anyone you know? Did
you house work? It's never just are you happy? Which
should be enough for people, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And look, I think reveal you have kids.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I think I think most people would say that their
kids are in fact a proud accomplishment. You know that
you're proud to have kids. That being said, I don't
know that everybody would say. You might, but I don't
know that everybody would say that their marriage is their
proudest accomplishment, especially people who are no longer in that marriage.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I mean, I'm not sure if that should be the
litmus test for whether you're living a successful, happy life.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But that's what you got to do.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You got to have a house, I guess in a
white picket fence, and you got to have two kids
and a spouse, and God forbid, for some reason, you
either choose to or can't do one of those things.
Oh boy, nobody wants.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You imagine doing those things, like fighting for your life
to do those things, because you think that it's true happiness,
only to get it and it doesn't make you happy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah. See here, I thought I was a success for
missing out on my first divorce already, Like I've already
outlived my first divorce. I'm running out of time to
have multiple divorces. I thought that was a success, honestly.
Apparently not according to this person though. Yeah, And it's
funny because I've had a few people in the last
few days who I've dated, who I guess have heard
me talking about this or seen the post, and I
(05:44):
haven't heard from it in a while text me and go, hey,
it wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think it's somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think somebody who wrote that has something to say
to me, Like I think it affects them somehow, because otherwise,
why do you care what some random radio personality is doing?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
With his life or you.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Know, that's the whole internet. The other thing is like,
why couldn't I be the world's best uncle? You know,
who's to say? I don't get Maybe I'll get married,
but I'm kind of running out of time for the
kids thing realistically, So like, well, I guess I failed
at that. But what if I get married some day?
I'm just a great uncle to my nieces? Like does
that make me a failure? I don't believe so, but
I guess to this person, I am, that's insane.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Now you're going to live longer.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're going to be happier.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I mean truth, I don't know about the live longer bard,
but you are. I mean, you'll be happier, stress will
be less. But Aaron Rodgers, I go in to the
darkness retreat, I drink some kind of water. Well that's
the founder youth. So yeah, okay, So the Texas will
win tonight, yes, And then the Dodgers won the World
Series last night in New York seven to six, Game five,
and the Yankees were going to win until the fifth inning,
(06:46):
and you can watch the entire fifth inning and one
TikTok video and it is the most uncomfortable meletown you'll
ever see so bad. It is like Little League guys.
All of a sudden, it's like they just gave up.
I don't know what happened, but it was over. Yeah,
all with two outs too. Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
It was because I woke up this morning and there
was just a still shot of like Yankees fans will
remember this forever, and I'm like, what I miss because
(07:07):
I turned it on in like the seventh inning. It
was close, and then I went to sleep, so I
didn't see the end of it, but I didn't realize
that all those runs came in the fifth inning, just
a complete and total meltdown. But as a Cubs fan,
I love it because it's something very similar to what
happened in the World Series. So yeah, the rain delay
and then the fa comeback. So there, you haven't onions
(07:30):
were in fact the source of McDonald's E coli outbreak.
Well that's good, guys. They know what happened. They know
what happened. Back to McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Put it in. You put all on your face right,
eat all the McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The Senates for Disease Control and Prevention announced that these
sliverered onions on McDonald's quarter pounder hamburgers and other items
were most likely the source of the e coal i
outbreak that affected at least ninety people. They have recalled
several batches of yellow onions produced at a facility in Colorado,
so they've even figured out where they think they contaminated
ons came from.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
So I think all is well in the world. So
go and do your deal.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, have you ever felt bad for people who have
a beachfront property in southern California? Have you ever felt
bad for those people? Never they wake up, they get
to look at the water every day. You obviously have money.
If you have that, well, we have a reason now
this morning to feel bad for those people, to feel
bad for rich people. Sokel beachfront residents are dealing with
a nasty stench. There's nothing like being beachfront and then
(08:24):
breathing in the ocean air, unless, of course, you're in
southern California right now. A nasty stench. It's coming off
the water and it's making life miserable. Scientists are explaining
it's due to a seasonal bloom of microscopic algae that
earlier this month was responsible for a bioluminescent wave that
gave off a blue glow at night. So I guess
it's pretty to look at at night, But it smells bad.
(08:46):
As the algae dies off, hydrogen sulfide gas is emitted,
which smells like rotten eggs. Soon after, the bacteria feeds
on the decomposing algae, depriving the surrounding water of oxygen,
which kills off fitch, making the stench even worse.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
The good news is it lifts in a matter of days.
But man, I'd have to move.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I would have to get out of my beach front
California beach from property. I'd have to go to the
Caribbean property. It's terrible. Thank god, thank god I'm in
my Chicago property right now, because we I mean, we'd
have to fire up the PJ for that. We'd have
to move it, you know, like the Kardashians do. We'd
have to move it from ten miles away to the
(09:23):
airport that's closer to me, and then I'd have to
fly all the way to my Caribbean property to get
away from the stench.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And I know you were wondering this morning on a
relatively slow news day, what America's favorite sandwich is? And
we have an answer. What would you guess is America's
favorite sandwich? They asked two thousand people, a lot of people.
America's favorite sandwich. Yeah, the ice cream sandwich.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
What are you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Trying to get cute? Not even on the list, not
even on the list. Also not PB and J and I.
When I tell you what it is, you'll go, oh yeah,
grilled cheese. Oh, grilled cheese is by far America's favorite sandwich.
Then a chicken sandwich, then a turkey sandwich, then a ham,
then a tuna, then an egg, then peebe and Jay,
(10:07):
and finally a meatball sandwich.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hot Dog's not up there, Fred, Oh god, well, hot
dog is a sandwich, but it's not. It's not a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Americans, on average, each six sandwiches a week, and it
takes people roughly ten minutes to assemble the perfect sandwich.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I am never not in the mood for a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I have a sandwich all the time, all the time.
I love sandwiches so much.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, well, thank you, thank you for saying that. And
I hope you feel freed now. I do, because it's
like a plea right. It really felt like a plea
the way that.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
This came out, because I think about this a lot, Like,
there's never a time where I don't want a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Sandwiches are family. Got your bluffriend cooking on them, making
all that bread too? Yeah, yeah, bread boy?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
But yeah, your boyfriend now is a baker apparently or
has he always been one?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
He's always been one, but he's he's selling his facaca
and it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh does it? First of all, where's the sample? I
don't see any here for us? You like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'd like a sample.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'd like to I'd like you to have a little
tray and little individual things like and like a little.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Toothpick in it, and I want to feel like I'm yeah,
I want to feel like I made whole foods. Yeah, okay,
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
And I want you to stand there with your wares
and then I want to eat it as you described
to me. What's in it? I mean, come on, have
you ever seen shark tank? We're starting a business here, Okay?
Does it make a mess of your place to bake
like that?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I mean I come home and it's always very hot,
and there's always like six lobes in the oven. It
always smells good, but I am gaining some weight and
I need the bread out of my home. Yeah, he
used Kiki's brother's hot honey.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, what's the good Farmer Dan?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Farmer Dan, and that was his best batch.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Your brother's name is not Dan, No, no, no, he's
not Dan. But yeah, he's a resailer for farmer Dan.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Farmer Dan his family. Okay, yeah, so I get you
some Farmer Dan. That hot honey is Fire's son.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
This sounds like Jimmy's Pizza owned by Dave, Pizza owned
by Jimmy. And that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Adrian owns Angelos. Yes, it's very.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Hard for me to understand, Like, why the hell is
it called Danny's. Then your name's Jimmy. You probably bought
it that way, but anyway. It's National Girl Scout Founder's Day,
National Knock Knock Joke Day, please don't, National Magic Day,
National Carmel Apple Day, and guys, it's Halloween. A Happy
Halloween to everyone. We could do the most cliche thing
ever and play thriller.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
We might.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We have about every year I've ever been on the radio.
Maybe we'll come up with something else probably not, I
don't know. The entertainer of for You is two minutes
to after Chaboozi. It's the frend show.
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