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May 19, 2026 10 mins
This is the last week of school for a lot of counties.... but when is your official check out date?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This portion of The Joe Show podcast is powered by
Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. Hey, I'm curious eight
hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three Are you
checked out?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Are you already checked out?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You know, summer is in only a couple of days,
and I feel like, now is that time of the
year where almost hit month six?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You know, obviously we don't get summer. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Once we kind of get in the swing of everyone
else having a summer. Sometimes I get a little checked out.
Eight four nine ninety three ninety three. I would love
for you to come co host The Joe Show, you know,
calling a ninety three three FLZ and do my job
because I'm checked out.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But seriously, who's checked out right now?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And it doesn't just have to be students, like I said,
It could be a working professional teachers. How long have
you been checked out? Were throwing Bill Nia science guy
a couple of times?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh I missed that? Yeah it was a wrap.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh yeah that was when summer. Summer's here, Summer's here
and I can't wait for it. Yeah, you checked the
urastic park.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm getting near just because I know we have a
was it next Monday is a holiday, so I think Wednesday, Yeah, Tomorrow, Thursday.
I'm gonna be like, let's just cruise through these next
couple of days. Y'all real ready to have that Monday off.
Good for you.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
You're off on Monday too, wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Memorial Day? Oh right? Yeah she was talking about juneen.
Oh yeah, right, that would make sense.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Maybe you are checked out. You don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What month we're ye, No, I'm checked out.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
But you can be checked out, you know why why
you have a wedding. It's like I have so much
to focus on. I'm just excited about my wedding in December.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's right, Yeah, that's totally what it is, you though. Yeah, yeah,
all right, I want show up tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Good. Thanks guys. No, what do you mean you're showing that?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Who's this?

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Hey this is Frankie.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Hey you checked out? Frankie?

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Oh yeah, I'm a teacher. So next Friday is our
last day at school.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Fill me in on uh, you know, being checked out
as a teacher. What are the what are the tall
tale signs that a teacher's checked out?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Oh, recess every single day for an hour? Just go play,
leave me alone?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
What grade I teach third grade. Third grade? Can you
tell that the students are just ready for summer too?

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Of course, the behavior is out of control.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
That's why we just go outside.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
The UV's ten. I'm getting a ten out there and
they're playing You're still leave me alone? Nice? Do they
ever wonder why your name is Frankie? Right?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
They ever wonder why miss Frankie is in a bikini
at recess?

Speaker 7 (02:58):
Oh gosh, I would die.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Hey you play Bill Knight for them? Are they too
young for that? Or is Bill Night done?

Speaker 7 (03:07):
They're too young for that work?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Magic school Bus they like the Magic school Bus.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Magic school Bus is a good one.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I'm so glad you're playing that for them.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
When the bus flies up the butt. Though no one
ever talked about that episode. I remember that one they
flew right up the butt.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I remember them going down.

Speaker 8 (03:27):
And they went out the butt were the nerdy kid
got sick and they had to go give him madisine.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
For Remember that episode because we.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Saw it so many times.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Ashley Summer put the Magic school Bus on.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, Katie, you've been offully quieter this how you're checked out?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
You checked out?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I never watched the Magic school Bus.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
She's ready to go to the beach.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
She is, you know, I check out during the bur
months September, October, November, December.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I like summer.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
So I'm just like whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, you're happy to be inside, Happy to be inside.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Where's the ac Yeah, this is when a hybrid. I
ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
You really have never seen the magic school bus. We
should do that one weekend. Seriously, we should drink and
then watch the Magic school bus.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Kids watching, eat a little bit of chocolate and watch them.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh yeah, well it's.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Kind of like, uh, you know, it's uh, it's a
teacher and the teachers trying to show the kids, like
teach them different like science lessons. Okay, but they have
a magic school bus where it can shrink and it
can fly, and it like goes.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Back in time and it does all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's kind of fun. It's cool, man, It's very cool. Hey,
miss Frankie, we love you and thank you for calling in.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
All right, love y'all. Listen Neil. Every morning, I'm all
the way to school right now.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
We'll tell everyone, we say hi, and uh, you know,
maybe maybe do.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
A two hour recess today whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Oh, that's a good idea. That's a good idea, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I said, So, hey, Derek, you're a teacher in Polk County,
right right, yep? You guys are out though later right?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah? So we have graduation today at I believe one.
So we have a short day.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
And can you tell that all the kids have been
checked out for a little bit.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, they've been checked out for probably a month.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
And uh, I could tell you're checked out? Are you
checked out?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
No? Today is like my official checkout today, I guess
if you want to say that, because today is graduation. Yeah,
and I get to my senior.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
What what happens with the teachers once like the kids
are gone? What why do they make you guys go
back into school?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
We got to clean up everything?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh god, yeah, all the closers.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
All the decorations, everything like that has to come off
the walls. Let mean pack it all away.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Dang, what do you got going on this summer? Anything? Good?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Tell me what the plans are? Since we're checked out
today and you're gonna start daydreaming about it.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
What's the biggest thing you got coming up this summer?

Speaker 5 (06:08):
So this is the first summer that it's like a
free summer, I don't have summer school. I don't have nothing,
so honestly, it's just playing at the beach.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
And what's the first drink you're having right after graduation
for the kids?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh? That checked out drink? Oh my god? And Miami
Vice sounds pretty good right now, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
Yeah, oh that sounds Wait, hold on, can we go
to the beach drink?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
On second?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I know I said Miami Advice and you said a
frozen one. You're talking about a frozen drink or a
frozen Miami Vice. I don't think that they come on frozen.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
If I got.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
An unfrozen Miami Vice, I'd be very The whole entire
point is it's mixed.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Yeah, I don't know shaking that, Derek.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
You are the best. Thank you so much for being
a teacher, and I hope you have a great summer.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Joy summer.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Hey, if you're not gonna be uh, you know, in
your car in the morning and everything, make sure you
subscribe to our podcast so you can keep listening to us.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, yep, hell.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, everybody's routine is going to change next week, so
down radio app and kick it with us baby all
summer long.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's Katie's first time doing the morning show with Summer,
where she's gonna probably next week. Think, oh my god,
no one's listening. Oh yeah, it's crazy. Just give out
the number we give.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
We're gonna go from Katie Summers to Katie check out.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
The road.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah yeah, Hey, driving home from overnights.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's eight am and no one's on the road today.
It's really nice.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Hey, truck driver, Bob.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Summers for the truck drivers. Wait
till we get it. We get a lot of people
honking the horse. Hey, Joe, and you're getting married this Saturday. Congratulations.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
I'm so excited. So I'm very checked out because Thursday
and Friday I'm off. I have today and tomorrow at work,
and I just want to get through these next two
days so I can just relax on my honeymoon, get married.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Where are you going on the honeymoon?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (08:21):
I don't have my passport, So we're just going to Tennessee,
just to go to Gatlinburg for a week and nice
relax with our dog. And then after we changed my name,
we'll get our passports and probably do a fun trip
like next year.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
But I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Hold on one second, Logistically, how will that work if
I want to go out of the country with Melissa
when we get married.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Change?

Speaker 7 (08:44):
Yeah, because I didn't want to have to change my
last name and then like do my passport again with
a new last name. So I was like, I'll just wait.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I feel like you can go get a mayor's license
now and then start working on that.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Is she definitely going to take your last name?

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah? Really?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Okay, you don't have to do it right away.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
You can sit on it fro you're taking Shahn's last name,
he's keeping yours. You're not gonna do a hyphen.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Maybe that'd be such a long name. That's a lot.
That's a lot of letters on the last name.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
Uh, Jordan, Yeah, your real name is. Oh yeah, that's
like at least forty letters. Oh my god, you're rocking
with a lot of letters. You would win scramble. Let's
just put it.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh yeah, you would, Jordan. Congratulations. I hope you had
the best wedding ever.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
You two, all right, we love you.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well, Hey, we better be talking before my wedding. All right,
we got a long time.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
Yeah, cruises in September. You know, I think about that
with you and Melissa. So, by the way, well no,
the whole changing of the last names, you don't have
to do it until after the cruise.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's actually very convenient. There you go listen, we're gonna
get through it together.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, and hey, we want to drink a little bit
during the show whatever.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
We're checked out with the Fireball Apple.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Fireball.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
And it is important though to note if you are
starting your summer vacation and everything, we're excited for you,
but we also want you to still listen to us obviously,
So the iHeartRadio app, it's your tool. Also YouTube and
Twitch and you know, any of the podcasting apps. We're
obviously loving on the iHeartRadio app. That's who you know,

(10:29):
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Speaker 3 (10:35):
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Speaker 1 (10:40):
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