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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to play the Joe Shows Find the Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Can't we say it's time to play the game that we.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Named Florida Man. I can't. Let's go, We're ready to play,
have some fun. Let's Find the Florida Man. White boy.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's right, white boy, We've got some Halloween Horror Nite passes?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
What up? Mac duruys?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Life is fantastic when we get to talk to Mac
when it's a Friday, when we're playing Find the Florida Man,
and when we're giving away Halloween Horror Nite passes. Mac,
you think you have what it takes to win?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I hope so, because I haven't the last two times?
Oh so you are.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I was gonna say, you've played the game a couple
of times, so remind me how how many have you
gotten correct while you play?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So I've only played twice and I've a and I've
lost both.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, all right, so you are yet to get one correct?
Now this is gonna be tough, right because you got
to get four correct in order to win these passes.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
But why not today? That's the way I look at it.
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Today? Definitely about to.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Happen, you know, I'm a big baseball fan, and they
always say, hey, don't let us win today, because if
I win one, I'm gonna win tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We got pedro on them on the next day. Hey,
in game seven, anything can happen. That's right, all right,
here we go, Mac. Round one.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Man begs for a smoke after a cop chase and arrest.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Or woman wanted for allegedly cutting open her boyfriend scrowed them?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh, the woman cutting open her partner scrot them? All right,
we're going to lock you in with that and oh no, Mac,
oh for three now, my son's gonna be so mad
at me going on you moms. You know what we're
gonna do. We're gonna lie and say you won. No,
(02:12):
I don't, I can't, I can't. I can't do that anymore.
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Sorry, this is what we're gonna do, Mac Mac. I'm
gonna put you on hold. Terry's gonna get your information.
You will be playing again on Tuesday, and we're gonna
see if you can you know, do the damn thing.
Then okay, so you'll be our first contested on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
All right, perfect, all right, Terry, Thank you, Terry put.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Put her on hold, and let's let's remember that for Tuesday.
Let's now go out to Sabrina, who's in clear Water. Hi, Sabina, Hi,
who I just went through puberty live on the air.
That was kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
We're for you. I don't want to get I'm doing good, actually, Hi, Sabrine.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Alright, Sabrina to New Sidelines. Tell me which one happened
in Florida. You could be a winner? Okay, alrighty go
three for three. You're going to Halloween horrornize. Life is
good when you do that round yeap, girl fight One
woman gets a bowling ball to the head.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Or criminal genius tries to hide behind an ice machine
and gets caught the first one the bowling ball to
the head. Yeah, I heard you.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That was what the police a freeze.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Read it again, Criminal genius tries to hide behind an
ice machine. Police say, freeze, that is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Thank you, Sabrina.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You said you want to go with the girl fight
though the first one. Yes, Sabrina, we must move on.
I'm so sorry. Blanca. Hi, Hi, Oh my gosh, you've
been trying to play every day.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm in the car with my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We're so excited.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What can I talk about something real quick? Can I
slide a little something in?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
So Ashley for some reason, thought it would be a
good idea to look up the Yelp reviews of the show.
All right, so she looks at the Yelp reviews of
the radio station ninety three three fl. I wasn't even
aware that there were Yelp reviews on either our stage.
And if you look at the picture, the picture is
a picture of me looking like I'm rolling my eyes.
(05:04):
Here's here's the full story. Here's the full story. We
have meetings about our show, and there was a former
person who would meet with us who.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
They kind of I don't know, I don't know, but
they basically were like, hey, you have too many kids
on people will be like hey can you say hi
to the kids? And then you spend too much time. Yeah,
He's like yeah. That person literally said don't tell people
you love them and uh and and literally the next
day someone called in and they were they you know,
(05:39):
we're doing a topic on whatever and they're like, hey,
can you say hi to my kids? And when it happened,
just with everything going on, I rolled my eyes. Okay,
so I rolled my eyes and we're live on video
the whole entire morning, so people watching YouTube, twitch, whatever
it may be. It just so happened that the mother
(06:00):
who asked me to say hi to their kids caught
me rolling my eyes, which then they left quite the
interesting Yelp review about how I'm an a hole and
I rolled my eyes and all of that. I want
to make a I want to make a statement right now.
I love saying hello to everyone. So please, if you
if you got your kids in your car and they
(06:21):
want to say hello, I'd love to say hi.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I made the wrong I made the wrong decision. The
magic school bus market that did.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Kids?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Are we having fun? Good?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I promise I'm not rolling my eyes? Yes, all right,
Blanca and family. Two news headlines. Tell me which one
happened in Florida. You could win some Halloween Horror Night passes.
We've got two rounds left, so you got to get
too correct to win, okay, And then anyone who goes
(07:05):
on Yelp leave us a positive review. Please, I beg
of you. Please, and also the podcast reviews help us
out a ton leave us a good podcast review. Okay,
here we go. Criminal Mastermind stole seven thousand dollars in
scratch off lottery tickets, then returned to the store that
he stole them from to redeem them just a couple
hours later.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Did that happen in Florida?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Or biker cided for speeding one hundred and twenty miles
an hour and he said he was just having fun. Fun.
You're gonna with the first one. Thank god, Blanca and kids.
You found the Florida man. Yeah, all right, one more right,
(07:48):
We're going to Halloween.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Horrorits all right?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Excited?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
How old are the kiddos in the car? I have
an eight year old, a six year old, and my
nephew is an nine year old. And you guys like
scary stuff. So my nephew just went this weekend. He
was not a fan, even though he had a necklace
that not get scared. Yeah, he was not a fan.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's so they have didn't get So you
get a if you don't want to be scared, you
wear a red Uh. They give you like a red
flashing light and it notifies the scar acters to kind
of like stay away from you.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Uh. The nine year old in the car? What is
their name?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Julian?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Julian? So you weren't down with it? You didn't like it? Oh?
I liked it, but it was a little too scary
because those clouds with.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh yeah, and did they respect the necklace though? Did
they see it and like walk away from me?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah? That's good at least lights.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, actually funny you say that, Julian. We're gonna need
your your necklace. Time seven as that's right, that's right. Well,
let's see if you can win these tickets. Let's make
it happen.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Alright, you got this girl, all right?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Man tries to pull over cars with blue flashing lights?
Did that happen in Florida? Or man with thermis? And
one more time? Hold on one second? Yeah, I stayed
up too late. Cubs won at like midnight? No, I
(09:38):
can read it. This guy all right, let me redew it.
We're gonna start off with this one, which one happened
in Florida? Man tries to pull over cars with blue
flashing lights?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Did that happen in Florida? Or man with thermis inserted
in his body caught sneaking it into jail? The first one,
you know, what the man tries to pull over the
blue flight? Are you sure you want to do that?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Do you think that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now the second one, my daughter says.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
The second one daughter's name Veavea. Nevea should be getting
the tickets. Nevea just won you Halloween horn. That passes, mom.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I'm gonna make sure you guys all get hooked up
with find the Florida Man shirts. Okay, Nevea, Congratulations, you
did it. Thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh my god. I love you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, we do, and I promise I will never roll
my eyes again. I made a mistake. I am incredibly
sorry for it, and of course, like any other mistake
I've made, I'll put the blame on other people because
it's a healthy thing to do.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Leave us that review on yelping on our podcast? Yeah,
can people go on yelp and so away here? How
about this? And thank you, Blanca, I'm gonna put you
on hold. How about this?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Can someone leave a Yelp review that's essentially like, oh
my god, uh, Joe ran into a burning building.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
To save kids? Now you doing too much? What do
you mean I think? Why would that not work out?
We should do that don't you think I think we
should do that?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Like Joe. You know, Joe donates to to to multiple.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Charities, all the charities, not all of them, yeah, every
single one of them.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Joe's got candy and gives it to people, but not
in a creepy way.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Uh leave the best review.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Joe one time saw an old lady trying to cross
the street and he helped her.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Uh, I guess there's some kind things about my guy.
Come on here.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah yeah, and Ashley too, Like Ashley's a good kisser.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I ended up. Did you know I go about pilot
license that I say, those people off that private island I.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Remember, oh yeah yeah, so the one that the one
that Jed was partying.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, I know, you weren't there,