May 15, 2026 • 19 mins
There are a ton of criminals that are living in and around Tampa Bay. We take some of their phone calls and figure out why they were arrested... and don't be going around to your neighbors place and donkey kick the door!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm trying to hold.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It in all right, Okay, let's do this right now.
I think this could be an interesting conversation. I love
getting to know you, and I'm talking about you. Uh,
what are you doing? Are you in your car? Are
you at work already? Are you grocery shopping? Are you
(00:30):
driving the kids to school? What do you got going
on right now? Grocery shop? Some grocery stores are oh yeah,
they opened a six or seven six, seven, eight hundred
four Ohn nine ninety three ninety three? Are you a criminal?
Do you know a criminal? Is your parent a criminal?
(00:53):
If you know that they've gone to jail? Do you
know why they went to jail? Eight ninety three ninety three? Actually,
you said that you saw stats that said like one
in eight Americans.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Have committed a crime that people know about it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably numbers probably.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Up or like one in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You would go down with all the ring cameras.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, Nancy Guthrie had one.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So listen now you see you're right Kyler, mind blown?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Hey guys, how are y'all doing this?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Morning, Kyler. Life is good, Kyler.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You found out something very interesting about your mom.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yes, And we were actually on a family trip and
we were up near the border of Canada, and she
found out that she was not she she would be
allowed into Canada, but she would not be allowed back
into the US due to a past crime. And we
all got to talking about it, because of course it's
a long way back from the Canadian border. And apparently
(01:53):
whenever my mom was nineteen, she got to dating somebody
that was not so good and started becoming a drug mule,
ended up getting caught with a lot of cocaine in
the back of her transam.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And did you know that before you guys went to Canada, Like,
did you know that she went to jail at some point?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
My dad did, but me nor my brother who's four
years older than me, had any idea that she had
ever been in any sort.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Of trouble before.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
And she didn't apparently do any hard time because my
grandpa was pretty high up with Delta at the time
and apparently paid for some really good lawyers and got
her out of a lot of stuff, but apparently did
not give her the right to come back into the
United States.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hey, Kyler, so wait a second, are you guys American citizens.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Or Canadians American citizens?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So they would not allow an American to come back home.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Nope, Canada would allow her over there, but then they
would like have to like take her to like courts
and things like that, but she would not be allowed
to cross back into America.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, because when she leave, she thought they're ready to
get rid of That's right, Kyler.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So do you remember that moment where your mom like,
you know, was she in the passenger seat, was she driving?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Was she in the back? How did she open up that? That?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Uh, just the the moment, the story of being like, hey, so, anyways, kids,
I was pushing cocaine when I was younger.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Well we were, we were we were We weren't really young.
I think my brother. I think my brother was like thirteen,
I was like nine. And the whole way back, we're
just like, well, what happened? Why can't we go? There?
Just would not stop and.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
She was like, some stuff happened. I don't want to
talk about it.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
And then we just continued to bug her for like
the next two states, and she eventually was like, fine, yell,
are old enough to know this is why you don't
like date crazy people and things like that, and then
just like went into like this long story and honestly
it helped both of us avoid relationships. But also we're
both approaching he's I think my brother's forty one now
(04:10):
because I'm about to be thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Neither one of us.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Have ever been married. Yeah, they just like scared us
off from relationships all together, like, oh no, what could happen?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It is?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, that's why I open up and I don't anymore
because I'm engaged. But when I used to get date,
I'd always ask, do you push cocaine?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah? You don't even know what my name is.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I go, well, I don't want to know your name,
right unless you've pushed cocaine?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, you gotta wreck. Can we go to Canada? Can
we come back?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
If we go to Canada, can we leave because I
don't want to be in Canada to begin with? Yeh uh, Kyler,
thank you so much for calling in. How interesting we've
known you for so long. We never knew that so uh,
what a story.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I thought you want to enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Everyone's got a story to tell, right, I think my
mom would kick my ass for telling the story. So
I'm gonna tell it very quickly, and we're not going
to let her know, and Jed's not going to edit
this into a video. But I've ever told you guys
about the sperm donor dad that my.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Mom has no one.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So when my mom was three, her biological father left
and vanished and was an a hole. And I never
knew this until I got older, and my uncle Zach
told me that he had left and started a new family.
(05:33):
And in this new family, allegedly, and there's newspaper clippings
and stuff, but allegedly him and his wife killed their son.
What but he then rated on her and then she
was in jail and he's not in jail now is
(05:54):
that true? I don't know. This is what my uncle
Zach told me, so I'm not exactly sure. But what
I do know is is that when I heard that story,
I'm like, Grandma. My grandma was poo stent my uncle
Zach so was my mom.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
But interesting, right.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That is I will not bring that up to her, Yeah, please.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Don't, because it's one of those family secrets that they
don't want really people to know.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But how could I not tell it? It's my story
to tell, and Kyler just told that story.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Now move to let's see, let's see, let's see friendship
because of their friends.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Well, that's scary. No, this one's better.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Hey, Angie, uh yeah, I'm here, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Go can me Angie? Your parents are not your parents.
Your kids don't know that you've gone to jail.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
No, they don't know, and don't tell me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Do you want to go on a var skepter?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
It was, it was, it was no, it's fine, okay,
my kids.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Are older now.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It was fine.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
It was almost like ten years ago, and I went
to jail for it was dumb driving with a suspended
license because it.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Was weird, right. I had some tickets and every time
I would.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Pay one, they were really really really past due.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
They should have came got me long time.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
And every time I'd pay one and fix my license,
another one would get.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
My license, suspend it because I moved.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
From one county to another and my address was confidential
because of a domestic situation I was getting away from,
so they weren't able to contact me about court and
things of that nature.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
So every time.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
I'd pay something, it would another one would suspend.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
My license, and I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
So I got pulled over three times on three separate
occasions within a span of like three years, and my
license was suspicted. And then last time I got a
ticket and I had to show up to court and
the judge he was trying to give me one hundred
and twenty days in jail. I was like, no, pretty
girls don't survive in jail.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay, put me in the hone and sever a little bit,
but don't get me in.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Jail, especially with everything you were going through they did.
Did they come to their senses and go, oh my god,
you know we kind of messed up some stuff too,
let's resolve this, you know, pay whatever to fix your
license and let's move on.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Did they do that?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Well, the thing is no, they did not. So what
ended up happening was I was having to go back
and forth to court a couple times, and they ultimately
settled on thirty.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Days in jail.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Wow, And I ended up doing twenty three days because
I got credit for a week because I became a
gd tutor just that fast.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
No kidding, Angie, that first night in jail's had had
to have been a nightmare, right.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Absolute nightmare? Yeah, absolute nightmare. Because I already knew they
do not serve seafood boiled here.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
This is stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Hey Angie, Angie, I appreciate you telling this obviously, you
know we're all going to keep this a secret, or
that was the plan to not have your kids find out.
But we've got your kid on the line right now. Hello, Angie,
I'm just kidding, Angie. What an what a just an
(09:32):
unbelievably crazy story. Thank you for calling in and sharing
that story.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Of course, it was my first time. I called earlier
for the pitt Bull tickets, but then I drove through
a dead zone and the call ended.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I know, tomato tomato, Angie. Well remember that for next
time when we've got some tickets and stuff. Okay, how
about this, Okay, you want to take you want to
take the kids into bush Guard Gardens?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yes, of course done.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I'll put you on hold. We've got that for you.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
A good one.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
We also have one more pair of Morgan Walling tickets.
We're trying to figure out what to do with them.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We'll have to figure it out, and you can go
back and listen to the podcast to the intro of
the show. Because I'm not I'm not going to talk
about it again. I'm going to have another panic.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
This is when I was jet haded button to cut
his mic off for.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Jack Harris.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You know they used to have one too with h
the Brad Harden had one in his office. Yes, for
another show. That's pretty cool. That's a cool story. Shout
out to Brad. We love Brad.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I want one from my studio.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
For wait.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
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Speaker 2 (11:03):
The news, speaking.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
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We've got Gracie Abrams, Drake and Shearon Bunny Bunny and.
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Do you think you'll get dog? Oh?
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Speaker 9 (11:55):
When you've been hurt at work and don't know what
to do.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
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Speaker 1 (12:03):
There was a kid in uh in Florida, across the
state who made a mistake, right, and we're live Tampa
Bay's number one and only hit music channel ninety three
three f l Z. I guess this is a trend
where people are going up the doors and they're donkey
kicking them. Now, with a donkey kick, is that when
you get on your hands and then kick backwards or
(12:25):
are you just like you're standing in you?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I think it's more of a push kick. I
should have said that.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Because if I do donkey kick, I do it like this.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, are you gonna get out on all?
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Hold on okay. To me, a donkey kick would be
something like this. If I'm a donkey kick, I'm not
gonna go like this.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh that's what they do and go like that.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I'm gonna go like this.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
I said it's a push kick, but they take a
running start. I mean, you could really like knock someone's
door down.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, potentially.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
So my question is uh with with this uh little
kid kind of fing up. But you know, we all
make mistakes. What is the dumbest thing you did as
a kid when you look back on it, like, I
wish I did not make that mistake? Or you know, parents,
what's the dumbest thing your kid did? Because hey, we
love Margarita Villas see do Joe Show's second inaugural cruise
(13:31):
is in September. We're going to be on the ship
with you. A lot of people booking. You can text
cruise to ninety seven seven two zero. We'll get you
on the boat. Almost couldn't have Sky on the ship though,
Sky your kids. They almost got you a band from
Margarita Ville at See Oh.
Speaker 10 (13:52):
Band, and they almost went to jail.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
What happened took my.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Son and his best friend since baby on Marguerita Ville
at See Islander out of Tampa for a week.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
You know, the kids.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
Always go meet up with the other kids, have a
great time.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
We had a wonderful cruise.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
We get to the last night of the cruise.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Everybody's got to.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Go to bed kind of early, you know, because they kick.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You off early on that boat.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
And all of a sudden, yeah, all of a sudden,
we get this bang bang bang on the door while
my husband are trying to enjoy our last night, you know,
and it's security and our son and they're like, hey,
got it, comes to security.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Put clothes on, put shoes on, let's go.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
So apparently the whole crew of teenagers was going around
doing this. But not only were they doing this donkey
kicker whatever you're calling challenge, they were doing it to
the same room over and over again. Happened to be
a little old man who decided that security wasn't coming
fast enough. He comes out of.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
His room slinging a leather belt around.
Speaker 10 (15:02):
Ends up contacting the kids with it. Kids defend themselves
and run pushed the guy back. Oh my gosh. We
could not get off the boat until the whole flock
of Hillsborough County Sheriff's deputees came onto the boat to
do an investigation. And literally these boys almost went to
jail and we almost got banned.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
From Margherita Ville at scene.
Speaker 10 (15:27):
The boat people were so understanding. Apparently they deal with
teenagers on a regular but I learned a lesson.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Don't take your teenager on a cruise.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
It was absolutely horrifying. I didn't sleep for the hours
until we had to get to the port and wait
for these police.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
It was absolutely horrible.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
What what was the punishment? What did mom do? What
did you do?
Speaker 10 (15:55):
Oh my gosh, you're not ever going on a cruise
again until you're an adult, not to mention, I mean,
how do you punish someone else's child? So I was like, oh, don't.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Tell your mom about this.
Speaker 10 (16:09):
But mom found the videos that I never knew existed.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
They were videos.
Speaker 10 (16:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so uh And then ironically enough, we
come home in a week later there's a situation where
the boy did ding dunk ditch in Texas and got shot.
So I think that that happening right afterwards was a
life lesson to these boys that you never.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Know what you're doing.
Speaker 10 (16:39):
But man, oh man, So not only did they learn
a valuable lesson, but so did I as a mom.
Don't bring your teenagers on your crew.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Unless it's the JO.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
Just bring adult friends.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Just bring adult friends.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Sky.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, let's hang out. We love you, Sky, We.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Love you too. Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
You too, you too? CALLI.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Your brother was in a club and you wanted to
join your brother's club. We're talking about the dumbest thing
you did as a kid. What did your brother make
you do to join his club?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Well, joining the Cool Kids Club there was a pretty
big initiation period in order to be able to join.
One of them was eating a live minnow. It's been
twenty two years. I can still feel the minow in
my throat. Then I had to jump from a low canal.
This was at a lake into a pontoon. The boat
(17:44):
owner was not very pleased with ten year old Calli
joining the party. So I do all of these life
limiting activities to join the Cool Kids Club just for
my brother to read, Oh, we didn't see in the
bylaws that there's no girls allowed or.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
So shut up.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Serious.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
And it's been twenty two years and I'm still a
little salty.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well, we have a new CKC and he's not invited. Yes, no,
it's the TJSKC. Yes, look it up. We have T shirts.
Damn we should have a Cool Kids Club. Yeah, that'd
be fun, CALLI. Would you like to be a part
(18:28):
of it?
Speaker 9 (18:30):
That would heal so much of my childhood Tumer.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Remember I'm writing this down. We're gonna make T shirts.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, no initiation loved.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
In this moment, I feel so healed.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Good. Yes, now I will send you the midnow that
you have to swallow. Other than that, you're good.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
You know what I got experience?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
All right, beautiful Callie, we love you, We love you too,
and thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You sure you want to ask that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
We're scared?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Don't even be scared? Do you don't? Wait? You don't
know what a minnow is.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I've never heard of it. Is it a bug?
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I know what a mino is?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, she just asked what a min It's like a
tiny fish, just a tiny fish, that is.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah. What did you think it was?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I thought it was I don't know. I knew it
was a creature. Whatever she did, she put it in
her mouth and it was four legs.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, it's no legs. It's a fish. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, we gotta beat her brother. We gotta jump them,
we gotta jump them.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It's only right. Shame shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
This portion of The Joe Show podcast is powered by
Fair and Farah, Tampa accident attorneys,
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm trying to hold.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It in all right, Okay, let's do this right now.
I think this could be an interesting conversation. I love
getting to know you, and I'm talking about you. Uh,
what are you doing? Are you in your car? Are
you at work already? Are you grocery shopping? Are you
(00:30):
driving the kids to school? What do you got going
on right now? Grocery shop? Some grocery stores are oh yeah,
they opened a six or seven six, seven, eight hundred
four Ohn nine ninety three ninety three? Are you a criminal?
Do you know a criminal? Is your parent a criminal?
(00:53):
If you know that they've gone to jail? Do you
know why they went to jail? Eight ninety three ninety three? Actually,
you said that you saw stats that said like one
in eight Americans.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Have committed a crime that people know about it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably numbers probably.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Up or like one in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You would go down with all the ring cameras.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, Nancy Guthrie had one.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So listen now you see you're right Kyler, mind blown?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Hey guys, how are y'all doing this?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Morning, Kyler. Life is good, Kyler.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You found out something very interesting about your mom.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yes, And we were actually on a family trip and
we were up near the border of Canada, and she
found out that she was not she she would be
allowed into Canada, but she would not be allowed back
into the US due to a past crime. And we
all got to talking about it, because of course it's
a long way back from the Canadian border. And apparently
(01:53):
whenever my mom was nineteen, she got to dating somebody
that was not so good and started becoming a drug mule,
ended up getting caught with a lot of cocaine in
the back of her transam.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And did you know that before you guys went to Canada, Like,
did you know that she went to jail at some point?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
My dad did, but me nor my brother who's four
years older than me, had any idea that she had
ever been in any sort.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Of trouble before.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
And she didn't apparently do any hard time because my
grandpa was pretty high up with Delta at the time
and apparently paid for some really good lawyers and got
her out of a lot of stuff, but apparently did
not give her the right to come back into the
United States.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hey, Kyler, so wait a second, are you guys American citizens.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Or Canadians American citizens?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So they would not allow an American to come back home.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Nope, Canada would allow her over there, but then they
would like have to like take her to like courts
and things like that, but she would not be allowed
to cross back into America.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, because when she leave, she thought they're ready to
get rid of That's right, Kyler.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So do you remember that moment where your mom like,
you know, was she in the passenger seat, was she driving?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Was she in the back? How did she open up that? That?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Uh, just the the moment, the story of being like, hey, so, anyways, kids,
I was pushing cocaine when I was younger.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Well we were, we were we were We weren't really young.
I think my brother. I think my brother was like thirteen,
I was like nine. And the whole way back, we're
just like, well, what happened? Why can't we go? There?
Just would not stop and.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
She was like, some stuff happened. I don't want to
talk about it.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
And then we just continued to bug her for like
the next two states, and she eventually was like, fine, yell,
are old enough to know this is why you don't
like date crazy people and things like that, and then
just like went into like this long story and honestly
it helped both of us avoid relationships. But also we're
both approaching he's I think my brother's forty one now
(04:10):
because I'm about to be thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Neither one of us.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Have ever been married. Yeah, they just like scared us
off from relationships all together, like, oh no, what could happen?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It is?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, that's why I open up and I don't anymore
because I'm engaged. But when I used to get date,
I'd always ask, do you push cocaine?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah? You don't even know what my name is.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I go, well, I don't want to know your name,
right unless you've pushed cocaine?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, you gotta wreck. Can we go to Canada? Can
we come back?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
If we go to Canada, can we leave because I
don't want to be in Canada to begin with? Yeh uh, Kyler,
thank you so much for calling in. How interesting we've
known you for so long. We never knew that so uh,
what a story.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I thought you want to enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Everyone's got a story to tell, right, I think my
mom would kick my ass for telling the story. So
I'm gonna tell it very quickly, and we're not going
to let her know, and Jed's not going to edit
this into a video. But I've ever told you guys
about the sperm donor dad that my.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Mom has no one.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So when my mom was three, her biological father left
and vanished and was an a hole. And I never
knew this until I got older, and my uncle Zach
told me that he had left and started a new family.
(05:33):
And in this new family, allegedly, and there's newspaper clippings
and stuff, but allegedly him and his wife killed their son.
What but he then rated on her and then she
was in jail and he's not in jail now is
(05:54):
that true? I don't know. This is what my uncle
Zach told me, so I'm not exactly sure. But what
I do know is is that when I heard that story,
I'm like, Grandma. My grandma was poo stent my uncle
Zach so was my mom.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
But interesting, right.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That is I will not bring that up to her, Yeah, please.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Don't, because it's one of those family secrets that they
don't want really people to know.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But how could I not tell it? It's my story
to tell, and Kyler just told that story.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Now move to let's see, let's see, let's see friendship
because of their friends.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Well, that's scary. No, this one's better.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Hey, Angie, uh yeah, I'm here, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Go can me Angie? Your parents are not your parents.
Your kids don't know that you've gone to jail.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
No, they don't know, and don't tell me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Do you want to go on a var skepter?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
It was, it was, it was no, it's fine, okay,
my kids.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Are older now.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It was fine.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
It was almost like ten years ago, and I went
to jail for it was dumb driving with a suspended
license because it.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Was weird, right. I had some tickets and every time
I would.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Pay one, they were really really really past due.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
They should have came got me long time.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
And every time I'd pay one and fix my license,
another one would get.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
My license, suspend it because I moved.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
From one county to another and my address was confidential
because of a domestic situation I was getting away from,
so they weren't able to contact me about court and
things of that nature.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
So every time.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
I'd pay something, it would another one would suspend.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
My license, and I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
So I got pulled over three times on three separate
occasions within a span of like three years, and my
license was suspicted. And then last time I got a
ticket and I had to show up to court and
the judge he was trying to give me one hundred
and twenty days in jail. I was like, no, pretty
girls don't survive in jail.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay, put me in the hone and sever a little bit,
but don't get me in.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Jail, especially with everything you were going through they did.
Did they come to their senses and go, oh my god,
you know we kind of messed up some stuff too,
let's resolve this, you know, pay whatever to fix your
license and let's move on.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Did they do that?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Well, the thing is no, they did not. So what
ended up happening was I was having to go back
and forth to court a couple times, and they ultimately
settled on thirty.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Days in jail.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Wow, And I ended up doing twenty three days because
I got credit for a week because I became a
gd tutor just that fast.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
No kidding, Angie, that first night in jail's had had
to have been a nightmare, right.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Absolute nightmare? Yeah, absolute nightmare. Because I already knew they
do not serve seafood boiled here.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
This is stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Hey Angie, Angie, I appreciate you telling this obviously, you
know we're all going to keep this a secret, or
that was the plan to not have your kids find out.
But we've got your kid on the line right now. Hello, Angie,
I'm just kidding, Angie. What an what a just an
(09:32):
unbelievably crazy story. Thank you for calling in and sharing
that story.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Of course, it was my first time. I called earlier
for the pitt Bull tickets, but then I drove through
a dead zone and the call ended.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I know, tomato tomato, Angie. Well remember that for next
time when we've got some tickets and stuff. Okay, how
about this, Okay, you want to take you want to
take the kids into bush Guard Gardens?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yes, of course done.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I'll put you on hold. We've got that for you.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
A good one.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
We also have one more pair of Morgan Walling tickets.
We're trying to figure out what to do with them.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We'll have to figure it out, and you can go
back and listen to the podcast to the intro of
the show. Because I'm not I'm not going to talk
about it again. I'm going to have another panic.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
This is when I was jet haded button to cut
his mic off for.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Jack Harris.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You know they used to have one too with h
the Brad Harden had one in his office. Yes, for
another show. That's pretty cool. That's a cool story. Shout
out to Brad. We love Brad.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I want one from my studio.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
For wait.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I have one. Go ahead, talk talk Katie. What's coming
up with the news? Well speaking, I have one for.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The news, speaking.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
About the rest Florida twelve year old was arrested after
doing this viral TikTok trend and it's new Music Friday.
We've got Gracie Abrams, Drake and Shearon Bunny Bunny and.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We're going to be broadcasting live.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Like Jed said, We're going to be at the Humane
Society of Tampa Bay the Hillsborough campus because remember they
got two campuses now, the Hillsboro campus the one off
of Armenia. Cannot wait to hang out with you, Ashley.
Do you think you'll get dog? Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Maybe a look at that. I have Ashley's button too.
So much power when you've been in a crash and
your mind's racing.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
When you fall into a store and are blaming yourself.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
When you've been hurt at work and don't know what
to do.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
You know who to call? Farah and Sarah Tampa.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
There was a kid in uh in Florida, across the
state who made a mistake, right, and we're live Tampa
Bay's number one and only hit music channel ninety three
three f l Z. I guess this is a trend
where people are going up the doors and they're donkey
kicking them. Now, with a donkey kick, is that when
you get on your hands and then kick backwards or
(12:25):
are you just like you're standing in you?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I think it's more of a push kick. I
should have said that.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Because if I do donkey kick, I do it like this.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, are you gonna get out on all?
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Hold on okay. To me, a donkey kick would be
something like this. If I'm a donkey kick, I'm not
gonna go like this.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh that's what they do and go like that.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I'm gonna go like this.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
I said it's a push kick, but they take a
running start. I mean, you could really like knock someone's
door down.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, potentially.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
So my question is uh with with this uh little
kid kind of fing up. But you know, we all
make mistakes. What is the dumbest thing you did as
a kid when you look back on it, like, I
wish I did not make that mistake? Or you know, parents,
what's the dumbest thing your kid did? Because hey, we
love Margarita Villas see do Joe Show's second inaugural cruise
(13:31):
is in September. We're going to be on the ship
with you. A lot of people booking. You can text
cruise to ninety seven seven two zero. We'll get you
on the boat. Almost couldn't have Sky on the ship though,
Sky your kids. They almost got you a band from
Margarita Ville at See Oh.
Speaker 10 (13:52):
Band, and they almost went to jail.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
What happened took my.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Son and his best friend since baby on Marguerita Ville
at See Islander out of Tampa for a week.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
You know, the kids.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
Always go meet up with the other kids, have a
great time.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
We had a wonderful cruise.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
We get to the last night of the cruise.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Everybody's got to.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Go to bed kind of early, you know, because they kick.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You off early on that boat.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
And all of a sudden, yeah, all of a sudden,
we get this bang bang bang on the door while
my husband are trying to enjoy our last night, you know,
and it's security and our son and they're like, hey,
got it, comes to security.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Put clothes on, put shoes on, let's go.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
So apparently the whole crew of teenagers was going around
doing this. But not only were they doing this donkey
kicker whatever you're calling challenge, they were doing it to
the same room over and over again. Happened to be
a little old man who decided that security wasn't coming
fast enough. He comes out of.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
His room slinging a leather belt around.
Speaker 10 (15:02):
Ends up contacting the kids with it. Kids defend themselves
and run pushed the guy back. Oh my gosh. We
could not get off the boat until the whole flock
of Hillsborough County Sheriff's deputees came onto the boat to
do an investigation. And literally these boys almost went to
jail and we almost got banned.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
From Margherita Ville at scene.
Speaker 10 (15:27):
The boat people were so understanding. Apparently they deal with
teenagers on a regular but I learned a lesson.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Don't take your teenager on a cruise.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
It was absolutely horrifying. I didn't sleep for the hours
until we had to get to the port and wait
for these police.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
It was absolutely horrible.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
What what was the punishment? What did mom do? What
did you do?
Speaker 10 (15:55):
Oh my gosh, you're not ever going on a cruise
again until you're an adult, not to mention, I mean,
how do you punish someone else's child? So I was like, oh, don't.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Tell your mom about this.
Speaker 10 (16:09):
But mom found the videos that I never knew existed.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
They were videos.
Speaker 10 (16:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so uh And then ironically enough, we
come home in a week later there's a situation where
the boy did ding dunk ditch in Texas and got shot.
So I think that that happening right afterwards was a
life lesson to these boys that you never.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Know what you're doing.
Speaker 10 (16:39):
But man, oh man, So not only did they learn
a valuable lesson, but so did I as a mom.
Don't bring your teenagers on your crew.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Unless it's the JO.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
Just bring adult friends.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Just bring adult friends.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Sky.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, let's hang out. We love you, Sky, We.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Love you too. Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
You too, you too? CALLI.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Your brother was in a club and you wanted to
join your brother's club. We're talking about the dumbest thing
you did as a kid. What did your brother make
you do to join his club?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Well, joining the Cool Kids Club there was a pretty
big initiation period in order to be able to join.
One of them was eating a live minnow. It's been
twenty two years. I can still feel the minow in
my throat. Then I had to jump from a low canal.
This was at a lake into a pontoon. The boat
(17:44):
owner was not very pleased with ten year old Calli
joining the party. So I do all of these life
limiting activities to join the Cool Kids Club just for
my brother to read, Oh, we didn't see in the
bylaws that there's no girls allowed or.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
So shut up.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Serious.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
And it's been twenty two years and I'm still a
little salty.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well, we have a new CKC and he's not invited. Yes, no,
it's the TJSKC. Yes, look it up. We have T shirts.
Damn we should have a Cool Kids Club. Yeah, that'd
be fun, CALLI. Would you like to be a part
(18:28):
of it?
Speaker 9 (18:30):
That would heal so much of my childhood Tumer.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Remember I'm writing this down. We're gonna make T shirts.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, no initiation loved.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
In this moment, I feel so healed.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Good. Yes, now I will send you the midnow that
you have to swallow. Other than that, you're good.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
You know what I got experience?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
All right, beautiful Callie, we love you, We love you too,
and thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You sure you want to ask that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
We're scared?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Don't even be scared? Do you don't? Wait? You don't
know what a minnow is.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I've never heard of it. Is it a bug?
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I know what a mino is?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, she just asked what a min It's like a
tiny fish, just a tiny fish, that is.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah. What did you think it was?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I thought it was I don't know. I knew it
was a creature. Whatever she did, she put it in
her mouth and it was four legs.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, it's no legs. It's a fish. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, we gotta beat her brother. We gotta jump them,
we gotta jump them.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It's only right. Shame shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
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