September 10, 2026 • 8 mins
What is something that you guarantee is going to make you crash out?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
I am curious because I think anyone who golfs, I mean,
this is like your answer. Jed saw a freakout when
he was golfing. And what I want to talk about
with it is, though, is there something you do that just, like,
it's just going to frustrate you? Like, it doesn't matter.
You're going to be PO'd. But you still do it.
(00:32):
So even though it causes you frustration and anger and
you just might be mad while you're in the act,
you still do it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Like, for example, if my fiancé called in, she'd say,
baking cookies with me. But what would it be?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
What would it be for you?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
800-409-9393.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You could text it at 97720. Is there something? Like,
is Jed....
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We've golfed before, and we both have been throwing clubs
and swearing, and I say a lot of colorful four-letter
words when I do it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
This guy, though, was ultimate crash out. Didn't even finish the,
I'm playing 18. He just hit a bad shot, and
he's like, you could hear him yell, F this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh, God.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And then he flung the golf club across the green,
went and picked it up, and then drove off. It
was legendary. But I've had so many things that have
crashed me out like that before. I mean, where do
I begin? I mean, Uber Eats, that's one thing. That's
the low-hanging fruit. It's something that frustrates me. I don't
(01:40):
know what it does, but it frustrates me.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Do you guys ever have internal crash-outs? Where you're just
crashing out of your head.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So like.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, last night when Joe was trying.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
To go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
No, I don't know how Katie.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Feels about this.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I have a consistent crash out of my head.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
When I go get a manicure or pedicure, I'm crashing
out of my head every time because I don't want
to be here. And I'm just like, can you please
hurry up? I don't want to talk to you, right?
But you actually like the person that does your nails. Granted,
it's not like I don't like this person. I just
don't like the act of going and doing it. So I'm, oh,
I'm crashing out of my head.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's like beyond a chore, but you have to get
it done.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
So I literally have to put myself like an hour
past where I physically am.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And I'm like, you're hurrying through it. And then I'm
just like, I don't know. Yeah, an existential moment, if
you will. I do a lot of those.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Or when you're in a line to eat at a
specific establishment, but the person in front of you is
ordering to go. Oh, God. And they're doing like four
or five people. And you're just trying to sit there
because you want to eat in the restaurant and enjoy
your day. But you're stuck like 20, 30 minutes. That's
a valid crash out reason. Any sort of line. But
(02:46):
you have to do it. It's something that you have
to do in order to get what you want to eat.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
This is true. Why is it that then like we golf?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Right. Because you chase. It's like pain and pleasure all
at once.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
But like, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You hit that perfect shot. It keeps you coming back
for more.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And you chase the dragon. The perfect shot only happens once.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Around, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out of 18 rounds? Out of 18 holes. If I
did 18 rounds in a day, I wouldn't have a fiance.
So out of 18 holes, you're only going to get one?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
If you got.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'd crash out, too.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I mean, that's rare, too. For some reason, we do it.
I don't know why.
That is.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You just did an excuse for the boys to get up.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You guys ever crash out together?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah. Especially if you're playing Aaron Jacobson for money.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh, and speaking of Aaron, we'll go and we'll crash
out on other people. Like complete strangers. It's a very, like,
when people are like, golf is relaxing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I thought it was super relaxing.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, it's not relaxing.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Calm your spirit. Very therapeutic.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I feel like guys just get all in their feelings
if you're not following the golf protocol.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And it's like, it's not that deep. It's never that deep.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No matter how angry you get, and it does make
you angry, but you're going to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Jamie, who did you say is on the line?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Ayo, my man. Ayo, my man. And you're going to
know what I'm talking about. Playing Fortnite. You know you're
going to crash out. You know you're going to crash out.
You know you're going to throw that remote.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You're going to rage quit because somebody got to that mat.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And you're absolutely correct. Think about how much I talk
about it all the time. I mean, any type of
video game for some reason. I'm telling you, the most
terrifying thing ever is when my fiance is in the
same room as me, as like Jules and I are playing.
Because it does kind of turn into, like, the things
(04:58):
that you're saying, like, that's why we don't stream anymore.
We used to stream on Twitch in these games, but
the words that come out of your mouth.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Alyssa Watson, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
She has literally been like, what is going on out here?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh, my God. Who are you even talking to?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Twelve-year-old Jacob.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Some twelve-year-old keeps calling me the N-word, and I can't
handle it anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
No, it's a very, very intense.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Naomi is the number one crash out because she plays
more than I do.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
And she'd be like, I hate this effing game. I
hate this effing game. I don't even know why I
play it. And I'm like, chill out.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's just a game.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat
all grown into one experience.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
And you're going to do it again and again. And
that's what the thing is. And I'll do it again
and again and again. And I think that's why I
got high blood pressure.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But maybe that is why we love it, because you
get a full spectrum of emotions, whether it's like the
golf or the Fortnite.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Or the getting your nails done and you don't want
to talk to the person, which, by the way, your
nail tech.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is now going, F this girl. I'm not getting hurt.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
How dare she?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Maybe that is why we love it so much, because
you do kind of get a little bit of everything.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's the sweet, sweet victory.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
The highs and the lows.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
When you get that dub, though, it feels amazing. That's
what it is all about, man. You lose some, you
win some. You're going to go back.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's a lesson. It's a lesson.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's a lesson.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Anyway, Joe.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Interesting.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Anyway, Joe, I'm going to hang up and keep listening, Joe.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Love you. Bye.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Bye. Bye. That's... There's now a debate to be had.
Is Ayo My Man the best thing that Jules says,
or is... I'm going to hang up and keep listening.
I kind of love that. I kind of love it. Oh,
(07:10):
my God. All right, Katie, a lot on the way.
We do have Rose's handsy co-worker. What are you going
to do? We had someone hit us up, and... You know,
it's one of those things where when you're at work
and even the whole like, hey, this is like my
work husband, my work wife. Whenever I hear that as well,
(07:30):
it's like, okay, you guys are doing it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
We got called work wife yesterday and work husband.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And we'll talk about that later in the show.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But Ashley, if someone says at some point, hey, is
that your husband? And they're saying it to me. And
I love Sean. Sean is one of my best friends.
I love Rodina. I'm so happy you found Love Jet.
(08:01):
If either of you say no as fast as Ashley did...
I swear to you, that's what's going to make me
crash out.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It was so effective. It's like the guy's like, hey,
are you guys married?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And it's like, no.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Like, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I didn't say that fast.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And what hurt, too, is my body was already trying
to get it out, but I go, yes. I did.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I was like, yeah, that's my work husband. I was
so hurt. All right, what's coming up with the news?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So another Tampa Bay apartment complex was struck by lightning,
resulting in a displaced resident.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Why is it that we're hearing more about, like, destructive lightning?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I know.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
And Sidney Sweeney's latest ad. This campaign has a lot
of people talking.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's not Dr.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Squash, is it?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
800-409-9393.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I am curious because I think anyone who golfs, I mean,
this is like your answer. Jed saw a freakout when
he was golfing. And what I want to talk about
with it is, though, is there something you do that just, like,
it's just going to frustrate you? Like, it doesn't matter.
You're going to be PO'd. But you still do it.
(00:32):
So even though it causes you frustration and anger and
you just might be mad while you're in the act,
you still do it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Like, for example, if my fiancé called in, she'd say,
baking cookies with me. But what would it be?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
What would it be for you?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
800-409-9393.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You could text it at 97720. Is there something? Like,
is Jed....
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We've golfed before, and we both have been throwing clubs
and swearing, and I say a lot of colorful four-letter
words when I do it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
This guy, though, was ultimate crash out. Didn't even finish the,
I'm playing 18. He just hit a bad shot, and
he's like, you could hear him yell, F this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh, God.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And then he flung the golf club across the green,
went and picked it up, and then drove off. It
was legendary. But I've had so many things that have
crashed me out like that before. I mean, where do
I begin? I mean, Uber Eats, that's one thing. That's
the low-hanging fruit. It's something that frustrates me. I don't
(01:40):
know what it does, but it frustrates me.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Do you guys ever have internal crash-outs? Where you're just
crashing out of your head.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So like.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, last night when Joe was trying.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
To go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
No, I don't know how Katie.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Feels about this.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I have a consistent crash out of my head.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
When I go get a manicure or pedicure, I'm crashing
out of my head every time because I don't want
to be here. And I'm just like, can you please
hurry up? I don't want to talk to you, right?
But you actually like the person that does your nails. Granted,
it's not like I don't like this person. I just
don't like the act of going and doing it. So I'm, oh,
I'm crashing out of my head.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's like beyond a chore, but you have to get
it done.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
So I literally have to put myself like an hour
past where I physically am.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And I'm like, you're hurrying through it. And then I'm
just like, I don't know. Yeah, an existential moment, if
you will. I do a lot of those.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Or when you're in a line to eat at a
specific establishment, but the person in front of you is
ordering to go. Oh, God. And they're doing like four
or five people. And you're just trying to sit there
because you want to eat in the restaurant and enjoy
your day. But you're stuck like 20, 30 minutes. That's
a valid crash out reason. Any sort of line. But
(02:46):
you have to do it. It's something that you have
to do in order to get what you want to eat.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
This is true. Why is it that then like we golf?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Right. Because you chase. It's like pain and pleasure all
at once.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
But like, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You hit that perfect shot. It keeps you coming back
for more.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And you chase the dragon. The perfect shot only happens once.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Around, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out of 18 rounds? Out of 18 holes. If I
did 18 rounds in a day, I wouldn't have a fiance.
So out of 18 holes, you're only going to get one?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
If you got.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'd crash out, too.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I mean, that's rare, too. For some reason, we do it.
I don't know why.
That is.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You just did an excuse for the boys to get up.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You guys ever crash out together?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah. Especially if you're playing Aaron Jacobson for money.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh, and speaking of Aaron, we'll go and we'll crash
out on other people. Like complete strangers. It's a very, like,
when people are like, golf is relaxing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I thought it was super relaxing.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, it's not relaxing.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Calm your spirit. Very therapeutic.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I feel like guys just get all in their feelings
if you're not following the golf protocol.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And it's like, it's not that deep. It's never that deep.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No matter how angry you get, and it does make
you angry, but you're going to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Jamie, who did you say is on the line?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Ayo, my man. Ayo, my man. And you're going to
know what I'm talking about. Playing Fortnite. You know you're
going to crash out. You know you're going to crash out.
You know you're going to throw that remote.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You're going to rage quit because somebody got to that mat.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And you're absolutely correct. Think about how much I talk
about it all the time. I mean, any type of
video game for some reason. I'm telling you, the most
terrifying thing ever is when my fiance is in the
same room as me, as like Jules and I are playing.
Because it does kind of turn into, like, the things
(04:58):
that you're saying, like, that's why we don't stream anymore.
We used to stream on Twitch in these games, but
the words that come out of your mouth.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Alyssa Watson, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
She has literally been like, what is going on out here?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh, my God. Who are you even talking to?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Twelve-year-old Jacob.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Some twelve-year-old keeps calling me the N-word, and I can't
handle it anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
No, it's a very, very intense.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Naomi is the number one crash out because she plays
more than I do.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
And she'd be like, I hate this effing game. I
hate this effing game. I don't even know why I
play it. And I'm like, chill out.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's just a game.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat
all grown into one experience.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
And you're going to do it again and again. And
that's what the thing is. And I'll do it again
and again and again. And I think that's why I
got high blood pressure.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But maybe that is why we love it, because you
get a full spectrum of emotions, whether it's like the
golf or the Fortnite.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Or the getting your nails done and you don't want
to talk to the person, which, by the way, your
nail tech.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is now going, F this girl. I'm not getting hurt.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
How dare she?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Maybe that is why we love it so much, because
you do kind of get a little bit of everything.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's the sweet, sweet victory.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
The highs and the lows.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
When you get that dub, though, it feels amazing. That's
what it is all about, man. You lose some, you
win some. You're going to go back.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's a lesson. It's a lesson.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's a lesson.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Anyway, Joe.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Interesting.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Anyway, Joe, I'm going to hang up and keep listening, Joe.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Love you. Bye.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Bye. Bye. That's... There's now a debate to be had.
Is Ayo My Man the best thing that Jules says,
or is... I'm going to hang up and keep listening.
I kind of love that. I kind of love it. Oh,
(07:10):
my God. All right, Katie, a lot on the way.
We do have Rose's handsy co-worker. What are you going
to do? We had someone hit us up, and... You know,
it's one of those things where when you're at work
and even the whole like, hey, this is like my
work husband, my work wife. Whenever I hear that as well,
(07:30):
it's like, okay, you guys are doing it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
We got called work wife yesterday and work husband.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And we'll talk about that later in the show.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But Ashley, if someone says at some point, hey, is
that your husband? And they're saying it to me. And
I love Sean. Sean is one of my best friends.
I love Rodina. I'm so happy you found Love Jet.
(08:01):
If either of you say no as fast as Ashley did...
I swear to you, that's what's going to make me
crash out.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It was so effective. It's like the guy's like, hey,
are you guys married?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And it's like, no.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Like, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I didn't say that fast.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And what hurt, too, is my body was already trying
to get it out, but I go, yes. I did.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I was like, yeah, that's my work husband. I was
so hurt. All right, what's coming up with the news?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So another Tampa Bay apartment complex was struck by lightning,
resulting in a displaced resident.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Why is it that we're hearing more about, like, destructive lightning?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I know.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
And Sidney Sweeney's latest ad. This campaign has a lot
of people talking.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's not Dr.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Squash, is it?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
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Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
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