September 10, 2026 • 11 mins
If there is one thing that Ashley Nics noticed yesterday its that Jed eats like an absolute savage!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Hold on.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Did you burp?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, I got a little something in my throat. Speaking of,
Jed was... Sucking it to the bone.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yesterday, bro.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Speaking of.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Wait, what?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Sucking that thing to the bone.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
What, at dinner?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, you made me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You know, I don't like wing eaters like this. 804
on day 9393. You eating your wings like an animal?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Like a straight savage.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
I love sucking wings.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
I'm convinced if you could, you would eat the bone.
If it was edible, absolutely. If I didn't have to
worry about getting, like, because it splinters.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Why?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I don't like the way you eat the wings. Why?
It's gross.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I hope you don't do it around Rodina, your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
This is why boneless wings are superior, which also shout
out to Ashley.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It was fire. It was fire.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That was disgraceful.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I was a child. I felt like I was 12.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I wasn't mad, Ashley. I was disappointed.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But the way you eat it, the way you eat it,
it is crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Also, we've done the whole, you know, a guy shouldn't
when it rains too hard. There's a specific speed you
put your windshield wipers at.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
A guy can't go full speed.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You have to go full speed.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
A guy can't use a turn signal because you can't
let another man know where you're going.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
A guy can't eat a bone or eat the wing
the way Jed does.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
A guy can't do what I told you yesterday?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
What else?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
With the Uber?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Ashley brought this up. And you know what? I had
to think about this.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
What is this?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I think she's on to something. But a straight man...
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
He can't even get it out.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
What are you trying to tell us about a straight man?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, Ashley said... She said, hey.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
And this is all because I saw it coming outside
of my apartment.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
She said, should a guy get into an Uber?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Backseat.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
The backseat of an Uber with a guy driving. And
I thought about it.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What were they supposed to say?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I don't think that a man should call an Uber.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, another man should work on him.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You're really going to let another guy drive you?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You and your girl?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's kind of a flex. No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
He's driving a, I don't know, a Pontiac or a Kia.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
A Kia Sorento. A Kia Soul.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
There's nothing wrong with those cars.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I love a Kia.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I love a Kia, too. Actually, I'll say this.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Guys should not be driving a Kia Soul.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
It was very feminine for him to just get in
the car and hop in and get on his phone.
I was just like, oh, I didn't realize how much
of an ick that was for me.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Let me ask you a question with this then, because
we wear baseball jerseys and all that. Can a guy
wear another guy's name on his back?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
It depends on the situation. If you're going to the event,
like a sporting event, sure.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sure. Because I hit a weird point, and my brother's
a senior in college, so he brought it up to
me too. He's like, hey, you know, players are getting
younger than me. Like, players are younger than me now.
And I was wearing a jersey of a player that
was younger than me. I'm 30. And it made me go, ah, shoot. Like,
(03:37):
I don't think I can do this anymore. Like, I
don't think a guy should wear another guy's.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Name on his back.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You want to wear Michael Jordan?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
That's okay.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah. Goats.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You got to only wear goats.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But you want to wear a Chandler Simpson jersey? You
can't do that. He's too young.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
But he's great.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's great. He's great. There's no denying he's great. But
a guy can't wear a guy. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I'm going to buy a Chandler Simpson jersey out of.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Spite of you.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I bet you will when you suck on that wing.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
There is nothing wrong with getting.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
You realize that I am getting full dollar value by
sucking on those wings.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You eat it to the grizzle.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I do. You don't like the little cartilage? I love that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Can you say cartilage?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, the little.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You can't leave any meat on the bone. Are you
like that too? I mean, I'm not going to eat
the little tendons and stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh, I love the tendons.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
But I like all the skin. That's the best part.
That's where all the sauce is.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That is so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You guys had boneless wings.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And we were part of the clean plate club.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
There's nothing like eating those wings.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You cleaned your plate. You cleaned the wings. You cleaned everything.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey, can a guy eat celery? No. Can a guy
eat something with no nutrition? Um, yes.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Can a guy, I don't know. Celery does that. You
lose calories while eating it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't know. I don't know if a guy can
do that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It cleanses your palate. I don't know if I want
you to cleanse your palate.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Can a guy sit the way I'm sitting right now?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I do.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I do. If I can't, then you can take my manhood.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
If those shorts were a little bit short, guys can't
wear those either, Joe.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, what do you think about the short shorts?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Can a guy wear... Oh, God.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I do not want to stand up right now.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, because Jen loves the short shorts.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And as we do all of this, because one dummy
is going to be listening and going, Oh, my God,
they're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
They're bigots. How dare they say this? Obviously, I'm being
very serious.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
What sucks is that now I go into Publix and
I grabbed a cart one time.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Because I don't think a guy can push a cart in.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
A grocery store.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I did and immediately got called out for it by
your fiancé. No, I'm saying someone at Publix was like,
you literally just spent 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Talking about how they can't do that.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Okay, so then, Joe, what do you think about men
who bring in the shopping baskets?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, no. What are you, Dorothy?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Or guys who bring in their reusable bags.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Be a man and realize you can't grab all your
groceries and then you leave the grocery store with not
as much and you're mad and frustrated. Can a guy,
if we can't get in an Uber, can a guy
have another man bring him food?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I'm conflicted on that as well.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Now, if it's a woman, can you bring a man food?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They said man food.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, could you imagine that Uber request? Like, I only
need women to bring me food.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Right, that's not creepy. Have you seen the women-only Ubers? Yeah. Which,
by the way, isn't that just an invitation for a pervert?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I think it's girl to girl. Yeah, it's girl. Women
supporting women.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Then why does it give me the option?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Does it really?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, you can't do that.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Hey, that's all. No, you can't.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
That's women supporting women, but when I want a woman
to deliver food to me, that's all.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You're so wrong.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I can do it.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Watch.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Where are we going to go?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's if you're ordering an Uber for someone else. You
know why?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Watch this.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That says Joe is a woman.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Women drivers. Joe's a woman. Women drivers.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
By women, for women.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Joe, do you not identify as a woman?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Sure. Choose women drivers.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It would let me do that.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
By women, for women. So if you were calling your
fiancee Alyssa an Uber.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You could do women, women. I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But if you got in there, they'd drive off. This
looks like danger. She'd see you and drive off.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
That is dangerous. I agree with Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
But she'd see you and drive off.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Who's on the phone right now, Jamie?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh, I love Daryl. Daryl, please don't say you eat
your wings like Jed does.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
No, I do not, bro. I was just wondering, you're
talking about an Uber driver.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
What are you supposed to do if you're in a limo?
Are you supposed to jump in the front with the
limo driver? That's different.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It's black tie. No, limos are sick.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, he's got the hat.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. It's not.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
No, it's not the same experience. Even if you ordered
the Uber Block XL, it's not the same as having
a limousine.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And you might get in the car and it smells
like cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Right.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
For hookah. Well, come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You're doing the same thing.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You're paying for Uber Drive, you're paying.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
For a limo. It's the same thing. Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Different quality.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Different quality.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I would say limo's way more expensive, too.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
And those don't even exist anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Limo? I can't tell you the last time I saw
a limo, but they are inherently awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Bring him back.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Ain't it the same thing?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Joe, what you going to do?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
You going to jump in front of the limo driver?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
A limo is so different than getting back into some guy's...
Are you paying for.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
The same thing, Joe?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, you're not. They got champagne in the limo. If
I call an Uber and it's a dude in a Subaru,
if it's not one of Ashley's girlfriends, I'm not getting in.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Love you, Daryl.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Love you, Daryl.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Have a good one.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Talk to you later.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
See you. Hey, bye.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, that's a different experience, that limo and the car.
Can't compare. Can't compare the two.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I miss the Hummer limos. Those were so electric.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I know a guy can cut his toenails, but can
a guy trim his toenails?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, that's acceptable. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Yeah,
I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
No, no, no. You've got to do a cut.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Can you file your nails?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That's kind of... That's where I draw the line. I
have a nail file in the studio for you guys.
I was about to say, Joe asked for one the
other day, not too long ago.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It's pink.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Can a man wax his brows?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
You need them waxed, huh?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, I'm starting to look like Quasimodo.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Are you.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Right over there?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah. You're trying to think.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
He's thinking too much.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
You're overthinking. Never mind. Never mind.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, never mind.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Can't admit.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Never mind.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Say it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I want to hear it. Can a man wear a
woman's underwear?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
No.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Can a man look at another man when he cuts
his hair? Do you close your eyes when you get.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Your hair cut?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
100%.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Because you've got to be like this?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Is it weird?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Do you feel him breathing on you?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Kyle, my.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
They do get close.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I never realized that.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
To be honest, I kind of love it. Really? Yeah,
I wish Kyle would wash my hair, too.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I think you should get your hair washed by your barber.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Just a little, like, nice little head rub.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
By the way, that's just bro stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, bro taking care of bro.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Dude, bro.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Like, hey, you want to rub my head, bro?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
My friends rub my hair all the time. I love
a good scalp rub.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, you want to like... Moisturize it. Yeah, you just
want to like kind of like rub my eyebrows real quick. Yeah,
like touch my mustache.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Jed seems like he keeps his eyes open when he
gets his cut.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You should see how close he gets to my mustache
when he trims it.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, yeah. Something about a relationship between a man and
his barber.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Oh, yeah. Solid relationship, for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know Kyle's listening right now. I'm thinking about Kyle now.
Touching my head. I'm going to see him on Saturday.
I can't wait. Anyways, don't push a cart. I still
stand by it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I just want you guys to appreciate that I didn't
take it far. You held back. I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We're going to pause to bring the carpenter. No.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
No, we're not.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Actually, never mind.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Annual passes, you'll win those. Commercial free on 93.3 FLZ.
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Did you burp?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, I got a little something in my throat. Speaking of,
Jed was... Sucking it to the bone.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yesterday, bro.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Speaking of.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Wait, what?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Sucking that thing to the bone.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
What, at dinner?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, you made me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You know, I don't like wing eaters like this. 804
on day 9393. You eating your wings like an animal?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Like a straight savage.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
I love sucking wings.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
I'm convinced if you could, you would eat the bone.
If it was edible, absolutely. If I didn't have to
worry about getting, like, because it splinters.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Why?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I don't like the way you eat the wings. Why?
It's gross.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I hope you don't do it around Rodina, your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
This is why boneless wings are superior, which also shout
out to Ashley.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It was fire. It was fire.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That was disgraceful.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I was a child. I felt like I was 12.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I wasn't mad, Ashley. I was disappointed.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But the way you eat it, the way you eat it,
it is crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Also, we've done the whole, you know, a guy shouldn't
when it rains too hard. There's a specific speed you
put your windshield wipers at.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
A guy can't go full speed.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You have to go full speed.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
A guy can't use a turn signal because you can't
let another man know where you're going.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
A guy can't eat a bone or eat the wing
the way Jed does.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
A guy can't do what I told you yesterday?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
What else?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
With the Uber?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Ashley brought this up. And you know what? I had
to think about this.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
What is this?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I think she's on to something. But a straight man...
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
He can't even get it out.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
What are you trying to tell us about a straight man?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, Ashley said... She said, hey.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
And this is all because I saw it coming outside
of my apartment.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
She said, should a guy get into an Uber?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Backseat.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
The backseat of an Uber with a guy driving. And
I thought about it.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What were they supposed to say?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I don't think that a man should call an Uber.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, another man should work on him.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You're really going to let another guy drive you?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You and your girl?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's kind of a flex. No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
He's driving a, I don't know, a Pontiac or a Kia.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
A Kia Sorento. A Kia Soul.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
There's nothing wrong with those cars.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I love a Kia.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I love a Kia, too. Actually, I'll say this.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Guys should not be driving a Kia Soul.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
It was very feminine for him to just get in
the car and hop in and get on his phone.
I was just like, oh, I didn't realize how much
of an ick that was for me.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Let me ask you a question with this then, because
we wear baseball jerseys and all that. Can a guy
wear another guy's name on his back?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
It depends on the situation. If you're going to the event,
like a sporting event, sure.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sure. Because I hit a weird point, and my brother's
a senior in college, so he brought it up to
me too. He's like, hey, you know, players are getting
younger than me. Like, players are younger than me now.
And I was wearing a jersey of a player that
was younger than me. I'm 30. And it made me go, ah, shoot. Like,
(03:37):
I don't think I can do this anymore. Like, I
don't think a guy should wear another guy's.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Name on his back.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You want to wear Michael Jordan?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
That's okay.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah. Goats.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You got to only wear goats.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But you want to wear a Chandler Simpson jersey? You
can't do that. He's too young.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
But he's great.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's great. He's great. There's no denying he's great. But
a guy can't wear a guy. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I'm going to buy a Chandler Simpson jersey out of.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Spite of you.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I bet you will when you suck on that wing.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
There is nothing wrong with getting.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
You realize that I am getting full dollar value by
sucking on those wings.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You eat it to the grizzle.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I do. You don't like the little cartilage? I love that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Can you say cartilage?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, the little.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You can't leave any meat on the bone. Are you
like that too? I mean, I'm not going to eat
the little tendons and stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh, I love the tendons.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
But I like all the skin. That's the best part.
That's where all the sauce is.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That is so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You guys had boneless wings.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And we were part of the clean plate club.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
There's nothing like eating those wings.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You cleaned your plate. You cleaned the wings. You cleaned everything.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey, can a guy eat celery? No. Can a guy
eat something with no nutrition? Um, yes.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Can a guy, I don't know. Celery does that. You
lose calories while eating it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't know. I don't know if a guy can
do that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It cleanses your palate. I don't know if I want
you to cleanse your palate.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Can a guy sit the way I'm sitting right now?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I do.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I do. If I can't, then you can take my manhood.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
If those shorts were a little bit short, guys can't
wear those either, Joe.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, what do you think about the short shorts?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Can a guy wear... Oh, God.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I do not want to stand up right now.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, because Jen loves the short shorts.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And as we do all of this, because one dummy
is going to be listening and going, Oh, my God,
they're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
They're bigots. How dare they say this? Obviously, I'm being
very serious.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
What sucks is that now I go into Publix and
I grabbed a cart one time.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Because I don't think a guy can push a cart in.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
A grocery store.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I did and immediately got called out for it by
your fiancé. No, I'm saying someone at Publix was like,
you literally just spent 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Talking about how they can't do that.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Okay, so then, Joe, what do you think about men
who bring in the shopping baskets?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, no. What are you, Dorothy?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Or guys who bring in their reusable bags.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Be a man and realize you can't grab all your
groceries and then you leave the grocery store with not
as much and you're mad and frustrated. Can a guy,
if we can't get in an Uber, can a guy
have another man bring him food?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I'm conflicted on that as well.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Now, if it's a woman, can you bring a man food?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They said man food.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, could you imagine that Uber request? Like, I only
need women to bring me food.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Right, that's not creepy. Have you seen the women-only Ubers? Yeah. Which,
by the way, isn't that just an invitation for a pervert?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I think it's girl to girl. Yeah, it's girl. Women
supporting women.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Then why does it give me the option?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Does it really?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, you can't do that.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Hey, that's all. No, you can't.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
That's women supporting women, but when I want a woman
to deliver food to me, that's all.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You're so wrong.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I can do it.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Watch.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Where are we going to go?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's if you're ordering an Uber for someone else. You
know why?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Watch this.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That says Joe is a woman.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Women drivers. Joe's a woman. Women drivers.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
By women, for women.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Joe, do you not identify as a woman?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Sure. Choose women drivers.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It would let me do that.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
By women, for women. So if you were calling your
fiancee Alyssa an Uber.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You could do women, women. I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But if you got in there, they'd drive off. This
looks like danger. She'd see you and drive off.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
That is dangerous. I agree with Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
But she'd see you and drive off.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Who's on the phone right now, Jamie?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh, I love Daryl. Daryl, please don't say you eat
your wings like Jed does.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
No, I do not, bro. I was just wondering, you're
talking about an Uber driver.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
What are you supposed to do if you're in a limo?
Are you supposed to jump in the front with the
limo driver? That's different.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It's black tie. No, limos are sick.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, he's got the hat.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. It's not.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
No, it's not the same experience. Even if you ordered
the Uber Block XL, it's not the same as having
a limousine.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And you might get in the car and it smells
like cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Right.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
For hookah. Well, come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You're doing the same thing.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You're paying for Uber Drive, you're paying.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
For a limo. It's the same thing. Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Different quality.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Different quality.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I would say limo's way more expensive, too.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
And those don't even exist anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Limo? I can't tell you the last time I saw
a limo, but they are inherently awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Bring him back.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Ain't it the same thing?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Joe, what you going to do?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
You going to jump in front of the limo driver?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
A limo is so different than getting back into some guy's...
Are you paying for.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
The same thing, Joe?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, you're not. They got champagne in the limo. If
I call an Uber and it's a dude in a Subaru,
if it's not one of Ashley's girlfriends, I'm not getting in.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Love you, Daryl.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Love you, Daryl.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Have a good one.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Talk to you later.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
See you. Hey, bye.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, that's a different experience, that limo and the car.
Can't compare. Can't compare the two.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I miss the Hummer limos. Those were so electric.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I know a guy can cut his toenails, but can
a guy trim his toenails?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, that's acceptable. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Yeah,
I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
No, no, no. You've got to do a cut.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Can you file your nails?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That's kind of... That's where I draw the line. I
have a nail file in the studio for you guys.
I was about to say, Joe asked for one the
other day, not too long ago.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It's pink.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Can a man wax his brows?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
You need them waxed, huh?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, I'm starting to look like Quasimodo.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Are you.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Right over there?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah. You're trying to think.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
He's thinking too much.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
You're overthinking. Never mind. Never mind.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, never mind.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Can't admit.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Never mind.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Say it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I want to hear it. Can a man wear a
woman's underwear?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
No.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Can a man look at another man when he cuts
his hair? Do you close your eyes when you get.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Your hair cut?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
100%.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Because you've got to be like this?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Is it weird?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Do you feel him breathing on you?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Kyle, my.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
They do get close.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I never realized that.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
To be honest, I kind of love it. Really? Yeah,
I wish Kyle would wash my hair, too.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I think you should get your hair washed by your barber.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Just a little, like, nice little head rub.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
By the way, that's just bro stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, bro taking care of bro.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Dude, bro.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Like, hey, you want to rub my head, bro?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
My friends rub my hair all the time. I love
a good scalp rub.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, you want to like... Moisturize it. Yeah, you just
want to like kind of like rub my eyebrows real quick. Yeah,
like touch my mustache.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Jed seems like he keeps his eyes open when he
gets his cut.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You should see how close he gets to my mustache
when he trims it.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, yeah. Something about a relationship between a man and
his barber.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Oh, yeah. Solid relationship, for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know Kyle's listening right now. I'm thinking about Kyle now.
Touching my head. I'm going to see him on Saturday.
I can't wait. Anyways, don't push a cart. I still
stand by it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I just want you guys to appreciate that I didn't
take it far. You held back. I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We're going to pause to bring the carpenter. No.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
No, we're not.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Actually, never mind.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
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