December 8, 2025 • 9 mins
Jed was sitting at the airport bar before boarding the plane yesterday and he wants to put together a list of rules that you should follow while you're at the bar...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're in ninety three three f l Z. Should we
save the kick and run for tomorrow or think the
kick and run right now? Yes, Ashley saw, and then
I can upload that video an assault of someone's nads.
We'll get into that. What were some moments, say, real quick,
before we get into something else. I'll find something else
(00:22):
in our prep. What were some moments that we really enjoyed?
Because I want to make sure that everyone knows, you know,
you can go back and listen to everything that we've
got on the show. The potential emergency landing we were
all on a plane yesterday. That was kind of scary stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But what else do we My favorite part was the
Christmas party and all the people call in and about
how they're not having Christmas parties and they kind of
just wanted to bash the weird, really weird.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
By the way, we should do that where we invite
uh Tommy in and people bash their bosses and we'll
have Tommy be the judge if they actually are a
bad boss.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Or or not. I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Let's see, Let's see where do we go. Let's go
to Jed's topics real quick eight hundred four oh nine
ninety three ninety three. That is eight hundred and four
Ohn nine ninety three ninety three. You want to talk
about rules at a bar? Oh, I know what you
want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Go ahead. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
So there are some ground rules that I think that
should be at every single bar, and one of them
is or actually, no, it's actually rules while you're traveling.
It's not rules at a bar. But I think that
this does have to apply at the bar. If you, Ashley,
have a seat open next to you, and for this
hype or not hypothetical, for this example, yesterday, I was
(01:41):
saving this seat for Joe at the bar and the
person just came up out of nowhere and I said, hey,
I'm reserving the seats for somebody. They're coming through security, YadA, YadA, YadA.
They sat down there anyway, and they're like, oh, don't worry,
I'll be quick. I don't want to get into too
much details.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
But great.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I just think that that's a bad idea. I think
it's a horrible Yeah. They stayed there until Joe got
to the bar, and then by time he got there,
he's like, oh, I got a table over here, and
I'm like, well, thanks, you just ruined the whole entire bar.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Well, I'm gonna tell you where you screwed up. Jed
put you said you're reserving.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You should have said, my buddy's in the bathroom he
was already sitting here, because then he already claims. Yeah,
when you say reserved, people will be like, you can't
save a seat.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
That's how I feel like there.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You can't put like an object or anything there.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
As soon as you said I'm saving, that's what that
person heard.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But if you said, oh, my friend's already sitting here,
just ran to the bathroom, Oh okay, it's his spot,
but technically it's nobody's spot.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I always wondering how that works at like concerts too,
with standing room only, Like, how does that work if
you've got a big group but someone goes to the bathroom,
do people respect your space or do they crowd in?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
They definitely crowded. And you hope you can get back
to your friends.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But you probably can't. Uh no, you can.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
You can weasele your way back into the front.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yet to the story. Other rule that I hate Ashley
and Joe. Maybe you can agree with me or disagree
with me on this. I cannot stand when people open up, like,
get a drink at the bar right and they give
them their card.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you want to open or closed? Closed? Okay, I'm
gonna close it off. Then they come back five minutes
later for another drink. If you're gonna be, if you
know you're.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Gonna be drinking at a bar, keep it open, keep
it open, because then it just makes it so much
harder for the bartender. And then you're waiting for yourself
to get a drink. Meanwhile they're over here making another
drink for them. They gotta swipe their card. This said
and the other.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh way more?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Can you take on every payment of the drink? No,
I'm not doing that. Make your card open? Yeah, I
agree with you. That is that annoys me a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I close every time you do.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Why you know, and you, of all people know you're
going back for another story?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, because uh, me of all people understands me very well.
Where the moment the vibes are gone, I want to
leave a SAP, I gotta get the hell out as
quick as possible. So if I gotta wait for my card,
that kind of defeats the hole. I gotta get out quick.
(04:05):
And then the other thing, too, is one too many
times has my credit card been donated to a random
bar in soho Ee or Saint Pete wherever Jamie's right now,
because he knows. Many too many times I end up
leaving my card at a bar and then I never
see that card again. Like I'm telling you, I think
(04:26):
that there is a specific woman at Chase who I've
called to be like, hey, it's me again, I need
another card.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And I hate to be that guy too, Joe, But
for whatever reason, I get really uncomfortable if you're at
a bar and it's at a certain time where it's
eleven o'clock, kitchen closes at midnight, right everybody around you
is just drinking, and then you're that one person who
orders food.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know what of it. I love ordering bar,
but there's a real I mean, when they say the
kitchen is open light, it's probably not open light.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It closes out. I don't like when you're sitting at
the bar and the strangers like, hey, I'm gonna runs
to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Can you watch my drink too much? Responsible?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Wait wait yeah that has happened to me multiple times.
I don't know if I just like have this trusting aura.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
But I'll be at a bar and me and that
stranger will maybe say hi to each other, but that's
about it. I'm usually on my phone tiktoking and having
a drink and the person will be like, Hey, I'm
just gonna runs to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Can you watch my drink?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And granted they'll put a napkin over, but I just
feel it's too much responsibility.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
You're an adult, drink and drink and then go to
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Are you serious so that people ask you? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yes, Okay, real question. Can I do something real quick?
Do something real quick?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
If you're listening right now, I want to give you advice.
And I know if you've heard the show before, you're
probably going I don't really need advice nor want advice
from you, but this is important. So please listen up.
If you can hear my voice, I want you. My
word is bond right now. Don't ever leave your drink unattended.
(06:03):
That is the most You're inviting someone to slip a
little room hithnol in there. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Some people are they just they trust us, they trust others.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You have to know that person for like more than
an hour. Yeah, with your.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Drinks even know you more than three days, Yes, I
just yeah, I am shocked at them. Yes, And it's
so much pressure because you don't know them.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And then you don't want anything that happens to the drink.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Spill the drink. It's I hate it, and just give
one of those things.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
DJ Jamie Ferrere is in the studio clicking all the
buttons for us today. Do you see things like that
happen at the bar? Like, what are certain oddities you
see while you're DJing? Oh, I see it all the time.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
And they do the whole the napkin over the straw thing,
and they just they put their seat underneath like at
an angle, say hey that's my seat, that's my drink,
Like they just leave their drinks start.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm like, are you an idiot?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Like I don't want to like call these peop full
out to their face, like, but yo, you're dumb. I'm
sorry if you do that and you think that the
person next to you is trustworthy, if you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Don't know them, no, sorry, then I can't believe that.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I Mean, I'm stunned right now.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I'm also stunned at people who get the buckets and
just don't pass them out. What you know what I'm saying,
Like when you're at the barn we're talking about you know,
like when they do the bucket deals, like let's just
say it's like a twisted tea or like it could
be any kind of what do you say? I hate
it when they sit there and they're taking up space
(07:33):
and they don't clear off the buckets and they are like, because.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
You can drink a beer in like no, because we're
gonna buy it if you're buying six that one time
for yourself.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Back to the original topic, which is bartender, pet peeves
or bar.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You can't put a time limit on zalos. Someone can
drink six beers, so you.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Can, yeah, because you usually get a sixer of like
a mix ultra. What is he talking?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
You know, the buckets when they got in like six Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I know they need they need to figure it out, because.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
They need to figure out many times I've gotten a bucket.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And yourself, well, okay, how long are you How long
Joe does it take you to drink a whole like
sixer of like.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Beer twenty four hours? Twenty four hours?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, I'm not buying a bucket for myself. I'm buying
a bucket if I'm with a group of people. Thank you,
That's what I appreciate about that. But I'm saying, there
are these savages at the bar shoe where they're buying
a bucket of Mick Ultris or like twisted teas or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
They sit there during the midday.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Wait really with a bucket by themselves? My uncle alone, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
He's right.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
There are people who go to the bar and they
sit down and never forget. A guy when I was
going to Hooters a lot, he would sit there at
the bar have a six You said, a bucket.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I think it's like a bucket to make and it's
like six of them.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm sure he wasn't creepy any of those waitresses ever, But.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I mean, doesn't Jules kind of drink six of them
when he but he's in.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The comfort of his own But I think that I
think that there's nothing wrong. Jeed, We've been out a
billion times where we both had more than six drinks.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
But he's talking about the time.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I'm just saying, if you're going to drink alone at
the bar, don't get a bucket and just keep it
right there.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You're one you're taking a bar space, and two share.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You gotta just ask for one. Maybe that's what we
would do.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Like some of these poor bastards I see, Like back
when duckies was a thing, there's this one guy who
I just saw. He would stack the buckets on top
like of each other. After he was done, he would
clear out like a bucket of No, not a single one.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I think you're more jealous of them getting buckets and
I'm not offer you a beer.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You get
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Are just like
We're in ninety three three f l Z. Should we
save the kick and run for tomorrow or think the
kick and run right now? Yes, Ashley saw, and then
I can upload that video an assault of someone's nads.
We'll get into that. What were some moments, say, real quick,
before we get into something else. I'll find something else
(00:22):
in our prep. What were some moments that we really enjoyed?
Because I want to make sure that everyone knows, you know,
you can go back and listen to everything that we've
got on the show. The potential emergency landing we were
all on a plane yesterday. That was kind of scary stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But what else do we My favorite part was the
Christmas party and all the people call in and about
how they're not having Christmas parties and they kind of
just wanted to bash the weird, really weird.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
By the way, we should do that where we invite
uh Tommy in and people bash their bosses and we'll
have Tommy be the judge if they actually are a
bad boss.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Or or not. I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Let's see, Let's see where do we go. Let's go
to Jed's topics real quick eight hundred four oh nine
ninety three ninety three. That is eight hundred and four
Ohn nine ninety three ninety three. You want to talk
about rules at a bar? Oh, I know what you
want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Go ahead. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
So there are some ground rules that I think that
should be at every single bar, and one of them
is or actually, no, it's actually rules while you're traveling.
It's not rules at a bar. But I think that
this does have to apply at the bar. If you, Ashley,
have a seat open next to you, and for this
hype or not hypothetical, for this example, yesterday, I was
(01:41):
saving this seat for Joe at the bar and the
person just came up out of nowhere and I said, hey,
I'm reserving the seats for somebody. They're coming through security, YadA, YadA, YadA.
They sat down there anyway, and they're like, oh, don't worry,
I'll be quick. I don't want to get into too
much details.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
But great.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I just think that that's a bad idea. I think
it's a horrible Yeah. They stayed there until Joe got
to the bar, and then by time he got there,
he's like, oh, I got a table over here, and
I'm like, well, thanks, you just ruined the whole entire bar.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Well, I'm gonna tell you where you screwed up. Jed
put you said you're reserving.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You should have said, my buddy's in the bathroom he
was already sitting here, because then he already claims. Yeah,
when you say reserved, people will be like, you can't
save a seat.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
That's how I feel like there.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You can't put like an object or anything there.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
As soon as you said I'm saving, that's what that
person heard.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But if you said, oh, my friend's already sitting here,
just ran to the bathroom, Oh okay, it's his spot,
but technically it's nobody's spot.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I always wondering how that works at like concerts too,
with standing room only, Like, how does that work if
you've got a big group but someone goes to the bathroom,
do people respect your space or do they crowd in?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
They definitely crowded. And you hope you can get back
to your friends.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But you probably can't. Uh no, you can.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
You can weasele your way back into the front.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yet to the story. Other rule that I hate Ashley
and Joe. Maybe you can agree with me or disagree
with me on this. I cannot stand when people open up, like,
get a drink at the bar right and they give
them their card.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you want to open or closed? Closed? Okay, I'm
gonna close it off. Then they come back five minutes
later for another drink. If you're gonna be, if you
know you're.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Gonna be drinking at a bar, keep it open, keep
it open, because then it just makes it so much
harder for the bartender. And then you're waiting for yourself
to get a drink. Meanwhile they're over here making another
drink for them. They gotta swipe their card. This said
and the other.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh way more?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Can you take on every payment of the drink? No,
I'm not doing that. Make your card open? Yeah, I
agree with you. That is that annoys me a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I close every time you do.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Why you know, and you, of all people know you're
going back for another story?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, because uh, me of all people understands me very well.
Where the moment the vibes are gone, I want to
leave a SAP, I gotta get the hell out as
quick as possible. So if I gotta wait for my card,
that kind of defeats the hole. I gotta get out quick.
(04:05):
And then the other thing, too, is one too many
times has my credit card been donated to a random
bar in soho Ee or Saint Pete wherever Jamie's right now,
because he knows. Many too many times I end up
leaving my card at a bar and then I never
see that card again. Like I'm telling you, I think
(04:26):
that there is a specific woman at Chase who I've
called to be like, hey, it's me again, I need
another card.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And I hate to be that guy too, Joe, But
for whatever reason, I get really uncomfortable if you're at
a bar and it's at a certain time where it's
eleven o'clock, kitchen closes at midnight, right everybody around you
is just drinking, and then you're that one person who
orders food.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know what of it. I love ordering bar,
but there's a real I mean, when they say the
kitchen is open light, it's probably not open light.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It closes out. I don't like when you're sitting at
the bar and the strangers like, hey, I'm gonna runs
to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Can you watch my drink too much? Responsible?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Wait wait yeah that has happened to me multiple times.
I don't know if I just like have this trusting aura.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
But I'll be at a bar and me and that
stranger will maybe say hi to each other, but that's
about it. I'm usually on my phone tiktoking and having
a drink and the person will be like, Hey, I'm
just gonna runs to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Can you watch my drink?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And granted they'll put a napkin over, but I just
feel it's too much responsibility.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
You're an adult, drink and drink and then go to
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Are you serious so that people ask you? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yes, Okay, real question. Can I do something real quick?
Do something real quick?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
If you're listening right now, I want to give you advice.
And I know if you've heard the show before, you're
probably going I don't really need advice nor want advice
from you, but this is important. So please listen up.
If you can hear my voice, I want you. My
word is bond right now. Don't ever leave your drink unattended.
(06:03):
That is the most You're inviting someone to slip a
little room hithnol in there. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Some people are they just they trust us, they trust others.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You have to know that person for like more than
an hour. Yeah, with your.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Drinks even know you more than three days, Yes, I
just yeah, I am shocked at them. Yes, And it's
so much pressure because you don't know them.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And then you don't want anything that happens to the drink.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Spill the drink. It's I hate it, and just give
one of those things.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
DJ Jamie Ferrere is in the studio clicking all the
buttons for us today. Do you see things like that
happen at the bar? Like, what are certain oddities you
see while you're DJing? Oh, I see it all the time.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
And they do the whole the napkin over the straw thing,
and they just they put their seat underneath like at
an angle, say hey that's my seat, that's my drink,
Like they just leave their drinks start.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm like, are you an idiot?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Like I don't want to like call these peop full
out to their face, like, but yo, you're dumb. I'm
sorry if you do that and you think that the
person next to you is trustworthy, if you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Don't know them, no, sorry, then I can't believe that.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I Mean, I'm stunned right now.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I'm also stunned at people who get the buckets and
just don't pass them out. What you know what I'm saying,
Like when you're at the barn we're talking about you know,
like when they do the bucket deals, like let's just
say it's like a twisted tea or like it could
be any kind of what do you say? I hate
it when they sit there and they're taking up space
(07:33):
and they don't clear off the buckets and they are like, because.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
You can drink a beer in like no, because we're
gonna buy it if you're buying six that one time
for yourself.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Back to the original topic, which is bartender, pet peeves
or bar.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You can't put a time limit on zalos. Someone can
drink six beers, so you.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Can, yeah, because you usually get a sixer of like
a mix ultra. What is he talking?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
You know, the buckets when they got in like six Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I know they need they need to figure it out, because.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
They need to figure out many times I've gotten a bucket.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And yourself, well, okay, how long are you How long
Joe does it take you to drink a whole like
sixer of like.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Beer twenty four hours? Twenty four hours?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, I'm not buying a bucket for myself. I'm buying
a bucket if I'm with a group of people. Thank you,
That's what I appreciate about that. But I'm saying, there
are these savages at the bar shoe where they're buying
a bucket of Mick Ultris or like twisted teas or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
They sit there during the midday.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Wait really with a bucket by themselves? My uncle alone, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
He's right.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
There are people who go to the bar and they
sit down and never forget. A guy when I was
going to Hooters a lot, he would sit there at
the bar have a six You said, a bucket.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I think it's like a bucket to make and it's
like six of them.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm sure he wasn't creepy any of those waitresses ever, But.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I mean, doesn't Jules kind of drink six of them
when he but he's in.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The comfort of his own But I think that I
think that there's nothing wrong. Jeed, We've been out a
billion times where we both had more than six drinks.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
But he's talking about the time.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I'm just saying, if you're going to drink alone at
the bar, don't get a bucket and just keep it
right there.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You're one you're taking a bar space, and two share.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You gotta just ask for one. Maybe that's what we
would do.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Like some of these poor bastards I see, Like back
when duckies was a thing, there's this one guy who
I just saw. He would stack the buckets on top
like of each other. After he was done, he would
clear out like a bucket of No, not a single one.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I think you're more jealous of them getting buckets and
I'm not offer you a beer.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You get
Speaker 3 (09:45):
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