Joe Introduces His Cousin

Ashley had to call out Joe for not properly introducing his cousin...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You like you like my cousin, I do. His name
is Zay. I suppose hop on jets, Mike, you two
can share my guess, my cousin, Exavier's in the studio.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
And I did not know Joe had cousins because he
never talks about cousins.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
So he Ashley told me that white people don't talk
about cousins the way black people talk about cousins. What
do you think about that, Xavier, who not only is
white but also he's a Mexican.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I'm a lot more Mexican.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I can't believe he doesn't talk about There's like fourteen.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Of us and he never talks about any of them.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
But no, no, hold on, I talk about my cousins.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
The best one. He only talks about Maddie. That's the
only one I know.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't even have a cousin named Maddy.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
So Madeline, there you go, right, I'm Maddie. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So you think you think white people don't talk about cousins.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
They we how many times I talked about my cousins
and having like fifty of them on here, and they
all got nicknames.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
But that's the thing, when you say you have fifty cousins.
I think that you just call people who you're close
with cousins.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, my grandparents, my grandfather had like twelve or thirteen kids.
They all and then simbling are twins running my family.
So you got a triplet doublin divide about twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
There you go, fifty three fifty three.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Do you even know all of them?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Do not. So when I go to family unions, I'm like,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Cousins? Don't even know all their names. I don't even
know some of my cousin's real names. Do you guys
have nicknames? Do you have cousin nicknames?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
So, on my uncle and my mom's side, I know
all my cousins. I think it must be like a
black I don't know all my cousins on my dad's side,
So that side, I don't really get Hispanic girls because
you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
They might be my cousin, now that I think about it,
does uncle so Uncle Roth has kids or he has
brothers and sisters.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
So he's one of nine you.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Probably got just learning this right now.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
He is the only boy as well. He had eight
sisters and they range in age. I think he falls
like in the middle of it.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
But they know them. Uh, I know. I know.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I've met a handful of my aunts. Not all of
them lived in our area. They were spread out some
state in Mexico, so I never got to meet all
of them. But I do know, you know a lot. Yeah,
I do know the area. We have a lot of family,
but I don't know, like we're not going there Christmas,
is there all days? Their birthdays. So it's like, I

(02:42):
don't know know when I meet these people. I know
that there's a lot of people in our area that
are of relation. So I'm like, I got family.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Joe just found out he had family thanks to you.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I mean, that's crazy. I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, we have.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
A big and I only know Jeded has one cousin,
the cousin what's his name.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
How many cousins do you have? You've got cousin. I've
got my cousin will Well. That's the thing is like
a lot of my cousins are older, so it's hard
for me to relate. They're like old. I have one.
Thanks for souving like no. Six or eight.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Wow, that we never knew.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
See why you guys don't talk about your cousins did
you grow up like stay at Grandma's house and all
the cousins got together.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
And Pat's house, not my My grandma died or before
she died when my dad was in eighth grade, So
thanks for reminding me. And my grandpa Carbolo liked half
of his kids. In the other half he wasn't a
big fan.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Of family, dit it.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, No, we'd stay at Aunt Pat's house or Aunt Tracey's,
or we'd stay at the Carbollo of Lyle's house, Carbolo's
of Lyle.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
So since he's not talking about us, I guess each
day I'm going to introduce a new.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I'm just giving her apart is your cousin.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
So today you're learning about me Exavier, Chicago Land Area.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You'll like, you know, you'll love Gabe, Gabe his brother
is amazing, and Berta and Rapha and you'll love uh
who else at.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Universe Country Madeline, Nick Race, Vince.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
He's never only said Madeline.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's only when I know that is so not True's
cousin you're listening, I mean I don't know about you.
You got a cool name. I love calling is Day
and he rocking Joe Fresh Goods.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
He flying in his own cousin, Joe, is it true
too you saw a woman with red hair and you
said she that woman with red hair has a fatty
to Ashley, is that any truth in the rumor you
said a woman had a fatty yesterday?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
It is your attorney, I say, I loved my attorneys, which,
by the way, speaking of attorney, my uncle Tony is
an attorney, and I believe.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Madeleine is an attorney now, and that would be your cousin. Yes,
he's got cousins. I got cousins.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm just very nervous for Exavier to be in here
right now because I don't want him to report back
to my family that my radio show sucks.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
What do you think about it?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I tune in so I know the show suck. Sucks.
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Speaker 4 (05:32):
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