May 19, 2026 • 11 mins
We start our Tuesday morning off with an Italian lesson... as we try to get Joe fluent in Italian.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Fair and Far Tampa Accident Attorneys.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
In Tampa Bay.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
On ninety three three f l Z worldwide on the
iHeartRadio app, Joe Ashley said, Katie, this is the Joe
Show Show.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
We're gonna do this loser this right now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Day.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Ashley has appealed to be a loser because I feel
great today.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
One day we'll make it all three minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
One day, the intro is going to ride out and
everyone's gonna go, wait a second, are they even there?
Speaker 6 (00:57):
And we're here?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, Ashley loses chicken.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yes, you have my chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
You said you're a good mat I am.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I love that. Katie was shout out of the cannon.
She started in three cold jad how are you? Yeah, Yes, sir,
I love it. Well, it's a Tuesday War, the Roses Day,
and a whole bunch more. It is the last week
until summer, and we've got a bunch of pool parties.
Took you up with because I love hanging out with
(01:30):
you know you at a pool VI people party passes
to the hard rock No Chada San Juan Adventure Island.
I still don't know what that means. But I believe
no Cha means night. Yeah, because my grandparents have a
dog named no Cha and he's black.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Good night, that's what that means.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, you learned something every single day. Huh all right,
let's uh really yeah that is that just blew my
mind that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The good day no way shut up? WHOA. I was like,
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I just thought it was like funny to say like
like that. You know, I've been thinking about maybe learning
a language.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
You should?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Did you guys know?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I know you know a s L, but does anyone
know like a spoken other language not broken? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
I can't understand Spanish. It's some pieces. I have my
babel app, I have my subscription, and I keep saying that. Well,
I started doing French and then I was like, who
am I going to speak French to?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
So Spanish?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I want to go to Italy for my honeymoon. Yeah,
I'm gonna get married at the end of the year.
And now we're kind of like talking about where we go.
And I think, you know, two things would be cool
about Italy is one, I can dress like a metro sexual. Yes,
they love that stuff, like that's pretty.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
They love Here in Tampa too.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh yeah, I got a little linen. I want to
dress like the Knives Out guy, you know, Daniel Craig.
I want to dress you ever seen the way he dresses?
So I want to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
And I want to know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I want to learn Italian. I thought it would be
awesome to learn Italian.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Yo, it's English. Yeah you should do that though there.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Coney, which of course means goodbye in Italian.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
But just like to learn. Wouldn't it be fun to
learn another language?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I want to learn Spanish fluently. It's the second language
of the US.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I want to learn Spanish. So I know what the
hell they're saying when they're talking about me. Yeah, whenever
I'm in a place where people are speaking another language,
I think immediately, ah, they're chirping me.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Like when I went to the Neilsalon, I'm like, what
you're saying.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
About I got my nails on yesterday?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I was like, like what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I was playing video games a couple of weeks ago,
and I was kicking this guy's butt and the more
I scored, the more he would just speak another language
to me. And it was driving you out, I know,
But I thought that that was kind of unfair. Talk
that talk in my language. Please, so I know what
you're saying. But if I knew Spanish, like I felt
(04:57):
like that would be kind of cool, Like even if
I learned whatever they speak it where Alyssa gets her
nails done, they speak a different language there. I was
gonna say Chinese, but that's probably wrong and a little racist.
Maybe they're speaking Korean, Maybe they're speaking Japanese, Vietnamese. Maybe
they're speaking That's a that is a different language too. Yeah,
(05:18):
we have too many languages.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
And there's different You already have your mind blown. Show
there's multiple different slice slices of Chinese language.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Correct.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
There's Cantonese, there's Mandarin, there's I believe Chian is another one.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Well, then there's many different dialects of Spanish.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Correct, because Spanish Spanish, like Spain Spanish, is different than
Dominican Mexican Spanish.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Seriously, yesh, shoot.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Like words mean different things. You have to be careful
what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
We need to get on lingo or something. We can
challenge ourselves to learning Spanish.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I think if we could figure it out and we
could learn a different language, life it's like you know,
they say if you if you learn piano, you can
play every instrument. I feel like if we learn a
different language, it could open up our brains to learn
more links.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh yeah, Rosetta Stone to it on this Rosetta Stone
never had.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It, so I can't miss it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Sorry for you, sorry for it, but we can. We
can do a lingo. I had it for a little bit.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah, my dad's obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Can use his subscription to.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Get a Joe, download it and then test yourself. See
if you can learn another language before going on your honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, I want Italy or Italian.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Well, then we'll do Italian.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
See starting Uh, we'll start it next Monday. Oh, we'll
start at June first. Starting June first, we'll see how
much Italian you've learned up until your honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Because that will give you six months, Joe, And that's
a good litmus test on if you have retained a
lot of the knowledge of the language.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Now you can't test it on us because we're not
gonna you find an Italian friend.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I've heard Spanish and Italian are very similar, so, but
I'm not a language expert.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Most learners can reach conversational fluency and Italian in six
hundred to seven hundred and fifty hours.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
They broke it down an hour's I know.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's like when that's like when parents go, oh, he's
forty seven months.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Yeah, come on, man, give me the show. I don't know, Matthew,
son of a bitch, Just give me the days.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Well, if you did it for two hours every day,
it would take you about a year.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
All right, So if you do.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Four hours, then you'll be ready for your honeymo.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, four hours a day at yow.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Where you could start watching movies with Italian dialect.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
On the over that too, I would do that too. Yeah,
that'll help you. That's how I that's how I started
learning why I learned lived in Korea. That's how I
learned Korean. I would read the subtitles understand what they
were saying.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Do you guys mind if I quiz you to see
if you no basic Italian?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
As I get ready for.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
My potential Italian honeymoon in Italy, yes, hold on one second,
I uh, because if we're going to do this the
right way, I feel like we should probably get.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
In the right mood, the right mood. I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Chow hello, he is chee goodbye?
Speaker 9 (08:52):
Okay, grat but for the aw please see you? Yes, no,
no more more, no.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
More?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
There you go? How about this one?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Come tea charming me?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Tire man? You come to chi man, come have tea
with me?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
No? What's your name?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I don't know if you're saying that, right.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
D dove? Say what? Indeed say when I get there,
they'll probably say that to me, said welcome, No are
you come?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Have a seat?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They would say where do you come from? And I
would say Tampa Dava beati, where are you going? That's
what I would respond with after I say Tampa.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Where you from?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yes? Where do you live?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
How about this one?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I gotta be honest. Some of these are such long words.
I don't I think part of it's going to be pronunciation.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Well, babble teaches you that, right. See there you go.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Quanto costa how much? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Guanto costa tourists a.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
High capeto.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
It's a high price.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No, come on, hi, cape.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
What's the scenery like walking in somewhere?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Do you understand?
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
No caprindo man joon noorno that.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Everyone always says it. People say it all the time.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Pizza John, welcome, welcome in.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We would say during the show. We'd say during the show.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Good morning, good morning, good morning, mien no Sarah, see
you later.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Good evening, no, no bueno.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Kind of is like Spanish, yeah, good in the evening.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So maybe we do learn Spanish and then and then
I don't know, all right, well it'll.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Be a gateway to us learning Italian.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Fair and Farah, Tampa accident attorneys.
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Fair and Far Tampa Accident Attorneys.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
In Tampa Bay.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
On ninety three three f l Z worldwide on the
iHeartRadio app, Joe Ashley said, Katie, this is the Joe
Show Show.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
We're gonna do this loser this right now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Day.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Ashley has appealed to be a loser because I feel
great today.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
One day we'll make it all three minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
One day, the intro is going to ride out and
everyone's gonna go, wait a second, are they even there?
Speaker 6 (00:57):
And we're here?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, Ashley loses chicken.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yes, you have my chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
You said you're a good mat I am.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I love that. Katie was shout out of the cannon.
She started in three cold jad how are you? Yeah, Yes, sir,
I love it. Well, it's a Tuesday War, the Roses Day,
and a whole bunch more. It is the last week
until summer, and we've got a bunch of pool parties.
Took you up with because I love hanging out with
(01:30):
you know you at a pool VI people party passes
to the hard rock No Chada San Juan Adventure Island.
I still don't know what that means. But I believe
no Cha means night. Yeah, because my grandparents have a
dog named no Cha and he's black.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Good night, that's what that means.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, you learned something every single day. Huh all right,
let's uh really yeah that is that just blew my
mind that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The good day no way shut up? WHOA. I was like,
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I just thought it was like funny to say like
like that. You know, I've been thinking about maybe learning
a language.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
You should?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Did you guys know?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I know you know a s L, but does anyone
know like a spoken other language not broken? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
I can't understand Spanish. It's some pieces. I have my
babel app, I have my subscription, and I keep saying that. Well,
I started doing French and then I was like, who
am I going to speak French to?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
So Spanish?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I want to go to Italy for my honeymoon. Yeah,
I'm gonna get married at the end of the year.
And now we're kind of like talking about where we go.
And I think, you know, two things would be cool
about Italy is one, I can dress like a metro sexual. Yes,
they love that stuff, like that's pretty.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
They love Here in Tampa too.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh yeah, I got a little linen. I want to
dress like the Knives Out guy, you know, Daniel Craig.
I want to dress you ever seen the way he dresses?
So I want to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
And I want to know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I want to learn Italian. I thought it would be
awesome to learn Italian.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Yo, it's English. Yeah you should do that though there.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Coney, which of course means goodbye in Italian.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
But just like to learn. Wouldn't it be fun to
learn another language?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I want to learn Spanish fluently. It's the second language
of the US.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I want to learn Spanish. So I know what the
hell they're saying when they're talking about me. Yeah, whenever
I'm in a place where people are speaking another language,
I think immediately, ah, they're chirping me.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Like when I went to the Neilsalon, I'm like, what
you're saying.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
About I got my nails on yesterday?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I was like, like what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I was playing video games a couple of weeks ago,
and I was kicking this guy's butt and the more
I scored, the more he would just speak another language
to me. And it was driving you out, I know,
But I thought that that was kind of unfair. Talk
that talk in my language. Please, so I know what
you're saying. But if I knew Spanish, like I felt
(04:57):
like that would be kind of cool, Like even if
I learned whatever they speak it where Alyssa gets her
nails done, they speak a different language there. I was
gonna say Chinese, but that's probably wrong and a little racist.
Maybe they're speaking Korean, Maybe they're speaking Japanese, Vietnamese. Maybe
they're speaking That's a that is a different language too. Yeah,
(05:18):
we have too many languages.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
And there's different You already have your mind blown. Show
there's multiple different slice slices of Chinese language.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Correct.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
There's Cantonese, there's Mandarin, there's I believe Chian is another one.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Well, then there's many different dialects of Spanish.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Correct, because Spanish Spanish, like Spain Spanish, is different than
Dominican Mexican Spanish.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Seriously, yesh, shoot.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Like words mean different things. You have to be careful
what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
We need to get on lingo or something. We can
challenge ourselves to learning Spanish.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I think if we could figure it out and we
could learn a different language, life it's like you know,
they say if you if you learn piano, you can
play every instrument. I feel like if we learn a
different language, it could open up our brains to learn
more links.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh yeah, Rosetta Stone to it on this Rosetta Stone
never had.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It, so I can't miss it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Sorry for you, sorry for it, but we can. We
can do a lingo. I had it for a little bit.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah, my dad's obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Can use his subscription to.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Get a Joe, download it and then test yourself. See
if you can learn another language before going on your honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, I want Italy or Italian.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Well, then we'll do Italian.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
See starting Uh, we'll start it next Monday. Oh, we'll
start at June first. Starting June first, we'll see how
much Italian you've learned up until your honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Because that will give you six months, Joe, And that's
a good litmus test on if you have retained a
lot of the knowledge of the language.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Now you can't test it on us because we're not
gonna you find an Italian friend.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I've heard Spanish and Italian are very similar, so, but
I'm not a language expert.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Most learners can reach conversational fluency and Italian in six
hundred to seven hundred and fifty hours.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
They broke it down an hour's I know.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's like when that's like when parents go, oh, he's
forty seven months.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Yeah, come on, man, give me the show. I don't know, Matthew,
son of a bitch, Just give me the days.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Well, if you did it for two hours every day,
it would take you about a year.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
All right, So if you do.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Four hours, then you'll be ready for your honeymo.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, four hours a day at yow.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Where you could start watching movies with Italian dialect.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
On the over that too, I would do that too. Yeah,
that'll help you. That's how I that's how I started
learning why I learned lived in Korea. That's how I
learned Korean. I would read the subtitles understand what they
were saying.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Do you guys mind if I quiz you to see
if you no basic Italian?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
As I get ready for.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
My potential Italian honeymoon in Italy, yes, hold on one second,
I uh, because if we're going to do this the
right way, I feel like we should probably get.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
In the right mood, the right mood. I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Chow hello, he is chee goodbye?
Speaker 9 (08:52):
Okay, grat but for the aw please see you? Yes, no,
no more more, no.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
More?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
There you go? How about this one?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Come tea charming me?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Tire man? You come to chi man, come have tea
with me?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
No? What's your name?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I don't know if you're saying that, right.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
D dove? Say what? Indeed say when I get there,
they'll probably say that to me, said welcome, No are
you come?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Have a seat?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They would say where do you come from? And I
would say Tampa Dava beati, where are you going? That's
what I would respond with after I say Tampa.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Where you from?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yes? Where do you live?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
How about this one?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I gotta be honest. Some of these are such long words.
I don't I think part of it's going to be pronunciation.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Well, babble teaches you that, right. See there you go.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Quanto costa how much? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Guanto costa tourists a.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
High capeto.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
It's a high price.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No, come on, hi, cape.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
What's the scenery like walking in somewhere?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Do you understand?
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
No caprindo man joon noorno that.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Everyone always says it. People say it all the time.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Pizza John, welcome, welcome in.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We would say during the show. We'd say during the show.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Good morning, good morning, good morning, mien no Sarah, see
you later.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Good evening, no, no bueno.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Kind of is like Spanish, yeah, good in the evening.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So maybe we do learn Spanish and then and then
I don't know, all right, well it'll.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Be a gateway to us learning Italian.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
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Fair and Farah, Tampa accident attorneys.
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