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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, good morning, Joe Show. We're live on Tampa Bay's
number one and only hit music channel ninety three three FLZ.
What do you do if you are in this situation
I found myself in yesterday. We're actually currently broadcasting live
in Detroit, Michigan, believe it or not, and I'm freezing
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my butt off, and I'm very jealous of you that
you are nice and warm, but that's not what I'm
talking about. So while we're on the plane, I'm sitting
there relaxing. We talked about the medical emergency that was
really scary, almost had to actually land the plane. If
you missed that conversation, check it out on our podcast,
search The Joe Show on ninety three to three FLZ.
(00:46):
But after that, start to do that and immediately regretted it.
Someone around me was touting and tuting a lot. Now
Jed was sitting now next to me, and I did it.
First think it was Jed because he was sleeping and
maybe he was like sleep tooting. So I went, I
(01:11):
sniffed my best friend, my best friends in high school,
and it did not smell like him. Anytime I'd smell
the toute, I would go immediately to him.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
To be like, all right, I'm going in.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We're kicking down the door, We're going in.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Fbi oh, And it didn't smell like anything. So I
did come to the conclusion that all right, this isn't
Jed tooting, but someone around us was, and I mean
it was for a good, well bad thirty minutes maybe.
(01:46):
So my question is, if you are in the position
I found myself in, what do you do? Eight hundred
and four O ninety three ninety three? You could text
it at ninety seven seven to zero. I what I
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did was because I'm not going to be like, who's farting?
Like put down your ass?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Who's like, oh my god, smells.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I love saying that, and then the person is just
that as soon as you say it smells, normally that person.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Their eyes get wide or they look around.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I was putting my uh sweatshirt over my nose to
try to kind of make them see me like, oh
my god, it's smelling my you know, my myself is
smelling that bad that I have to like cover up,
you know the thing, I mean, what, what what do
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you do? Was I in the wrong for like kind
of I don't know. I'm a big believer that you don't.
You don't shame anyone, really, Jed, Now you're farting. That's disgusting.
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Now by the way, Jamie's gonna play.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Eight hundred and four ninety three. I'm a big believer,
Like you know, when I go to the bathroom at
work and if it smells really bad, I'm not going in.
I'm walking back. Well, but hold on. What I'm trying
to say is I don't shame people, like I'm not
going to walk out and go, oh my god, it
was horrible or whatever, because you got to assume if
someone's got to hurt tummy or something like that, I
don't want to shame them. We've all been there. I mean,
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my god, I kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Had bad gas last night. Bubble guts.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, and I would hate to be in public and
have someone shame me. But it was it would not stop.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Come on, but.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Joe, you're also in the privacy of your own home.
It's so much different when you're in close quarters people. Yeah,
it's a common courtesy. Like if you're that, if you're
down and not that bad on an airplane, my recommendation
to you is go to the bathroom and get as
much out as you possibly can because.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You're in an enclosed space.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
For multiple hours, like it's a it's a two and
a half hour. And Joe, I have my theory on
who it was. I think it was the woman that
was right in front of us. You know why the
woman I tell you what I do because it's always silent,
but you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Know what.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Was like, yes, you're silent, but deadly, Jed, why do
you know that.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
She is your mama tutor. So the girl Joe yesterday
behind us or in front of us, I should say,
she kept like pushing back because in those seats you
can feel them, like if your kneez are right up
against it, you can feel somebody pushing back. And every
time that that had happened, like you kept saying that smell,
that smell, and I'm like, dude, it is not me.
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But the girl in front of us, Joe, she was
a little she acted suspect. Did you tell her to
stop puting? I should have said something.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, obviously I know you didn't tell her.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I didn't say anything. I should have said something. But
you know, it's really bad when you're napping and it's
so the sch is so bad that it wakes you
up from your nap.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You promise it wasn't you.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I swear to God it wasn't me, and you swear
it wasn't you, as it.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Was not me, And I'm telling you, I would have said,
oh my good, it's just smells. I have no issue
with saying it's.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So you couldn't sell it where you were, I could not.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And Ashley was in front of us to the right,
so definitely that then it takes out some of those people.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And we were happening on the left side of the
plane and she was on the right, and Joe we
were in the emergency exit row. So the way that
the airflow.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
At least.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
That's what I was thinking that the person in front
of us, We're like the uh investigative reporters on someone tooting.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This is good.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We can really figure this out, maybe together, potentially, probably not.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And I also just want to thank Jed for not
tooting in the studio. If you saw the photo and
video that we posted, we are in a very small studio.
Jed typically loves to pass gas, and you know, with
the being a bigger studio and the door being right there,
it's able to air out we still smell it, but
I thank you for this might be smaller than the plane.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It is smaller, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Why do you think I've been walking out everything?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
What's going on with you? Why do you keep tooting?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He's got a you're good.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, I had beans with dinner last night, and I'm
thinking of what I had. I mean, I had ramin on.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
We went to the we went to the UH Columbia
before and I had UH and Rice and I feel
bad for anyone sitting next to you.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
And I was like, but not for me. And maybe
I'm an a hole Joe, But I think that if
somebody violates social norms like that, i e. Flatuating on
an airplane, when you're in a closed space, you should
be able to call out those social norms if they're misbehaving.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
In Yuba And I'm like a principle like.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey, you knock it off, cut it out. We need
more discipline in this.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And the good thing about you being in a public
space on a plane, if you would have said something
nine times out of ten, two or three more people
would you know followed along with yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The culprit? He probably would have spoken up. Sorry, guys, Yeah, see,
couldn't go to the bathroom. The lady was having a.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Heart attack here, Jules, Tammy, Teresa. A lot of people
are calling in about the tutor. Let me play one
more song and then let's figure it out. What do
you do if that is happening.