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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, We're live Tampa Bay's number one and only hit
music channel ninety three three FLZ. It is the Joe
Show on a plane yesterday and I had no idea
what to do. I'm sitting next to Jed Ashley as
a couple rows away. I was trying to investigate and
figure out who was the tutor on the plane. Someone
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was letting it rip a little bit too much.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I get sometimes your tummy hurts and you gotta do
what you gotta do. But this person, it was the
whole flight. I'm non confrontational. I don't want to get
into a fight. That being said, I'll get in a
confrontation with my best buddy since high school. I'll get
in a confrontation with my older sister from college. Like
(00:46):
I said, though figured out it wasn't Ashley. And then
when I started to smell it, I just started to
like smell Jet as he's sleeping, and it was not Jet.
So I put my sweatshirt over my nose and I
was like hoping that maybe they'd turn around or they'd
look forward. I don't know where they were. They turn
and see me and go, God, I gotta stop it
smelling it didn't work. It did not work at all.
(01:07):
So the question is if you're in that situation, like
what the hell do you even do? Ao my man?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Heyo, my man, I'd be like yo and die if
something like inside one of y'all and can y'all please
go to the back. But at the same time, that's
part saming. Man. If you gotta go, you gotta go exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's where I don't want to fall under the category
of fart shaming, because we all, we all fart.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Everybody you know when you're gonna do it, so just
walk to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But what happened to you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You could throw throw a common up in the air.
You know, it's even non compensational. You could say it
from like a funny comment and like just sometimes you
gotta think, like what would Ao my man say. He'd
be like heyo, my man, Philly, right man, And just like.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
If you are, you have to have some type of
spray because you guys know, I've passed gas in the
studio all the time, but you never know because every
time I went.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wait wait wait wait, yeah, wait wait, I wait, everyone
pause right now, did you just say, as we all know,
you fart in the studio. You wait that you is
this news to you? I've never heard you do not wait?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Hold? I make sure?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Is that creepy?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So this is hand loos and it's so it smells.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You can on your booty.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
But but okay, if I put it on my hands
right now after pooping or after farting, you won't even
smell the fart.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Hold on, So anytime you've put lotion on your hands
because you farted in the studio.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It's particular lotion. I put it on and it smells
like masks. You're just like you smell it already. Yeah,
but actually I can't listen. I got to keep these
secrets to myself, but I will tell you some of them.
So now you know when you see me put this
lotion on, I pass.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
See.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
We can't get away with what I just love getting
because I'm getting low on it and it's the only
one that has that like scent that'll get through the
whole room.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And hey, oh my man, this is this is mind
blowing right now, Well this is a blowing right I
suppose is what we can go This is nuts. Hey,
oh my man, I love you, Teresa Hi, Thank you, Teresa.
You're in Orlando? Unfortunately, yes, I can't believe it. So
(03:30):
you can hear us in Orlando?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, where are you? I just want to listen to
you guys in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I love it. Where were we broadcast live out of
our feather sound studios, so right in between you know,
Saint Pete and Clearwater. I didn't know that. I didn't
know that. Mickey Mouse can hear me, Hello, Mickey Mouse. Teresa,
talk to me about this whole tooting situation.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I think if there was a woman, you know, she
is right, she would have covered up her smell, so
it had been someone in front of you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But I don't think it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Was the woman, so we think it's a man.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
There was two women in front of us, so you say,
there's two women in front, but there was a man.
There's a man who was in front of us, Joe,
and he was sitting on the window seat.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But I from behind you and then coming up through
the seats, up through your legs.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Teresa's on something that. Teresa, you're investigating this almost as
if you've on a plane before we were. I was
in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I saw something funny. I kind of cut my mouth
shut literally.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And this older lady yells out, whatever you women do,
do not eat the.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Dunkin Donuts at Walmart, And then you here.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Everywhere and.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
All the this sort of laughing.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It was.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It was kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
She admitted what she was doing, and she was loud
about it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Hey, coffee does that to me? Teresa, you're the best.
Thank you so much for calling in. Uh oh, well,
call in more often. By the way, she said, it's
my first time calling. And then I hung up. So
Teresa did not mean to do that. I love you
so much and thank you one last one. Anna. Anna.
We've been investigating. We've been trying to figure out who
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on the plane was tooting. We're all on the plane yesterday.
Someone's doing it. It's driving me insane. I'm non confrontational.
I don't want to bring it up to anyone. You've
done the investigating over these last couple of minutes. You
believe you know who the tutor was.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Who was it, oh, Joe, I believe that who smelted
out it?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
No, all right? So you were spending on wall wait
say that again. You know, well you were sniffing on
dead because you were like, oh, maybe by sniff on him.
Don't think that he did it, but really it was you.
But Anna, that is the fake news because I was
there fast asleep the whole entire time until there was
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one that ripped and then I had to wake up
because it was so bad.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But I don't think it was Joe that was doing it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh, I don't know. I honestly think it was Joe
and he was trying to blame Ashley, but you were first.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, Anna, you know what I think about that, Anna,
anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
That's what I think, as long as it doesn't too Anna,