September 10, 2026 • 5 mins
This morning Joe told us about all of the previews for the new iPhone... but how likely is he to get it?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. I didn't really have
an opinion on it, but now everyone else has one,
and I want to have one, and we're live on
93.3 FLZ. It's the Joe Show. I haven't cared about
the Apple. Remember when it used to be such a
big deal when Apple would have the press conferences and
stuff like that?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The keynotes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
They'd be like, hey, introducing a phone where you can
touch it, and then you can go on the internet,
and you can.
I don't know, be horny online. You know, we've got
a watch now with camera. Listen, it's been the same
stuff for the last couple of years. They just changed
the iPhone color, and I'm a sucker, so I always
(00:40):
get it. Things are different now. And if you've got
an Android, you probably already flip it, right? So the
iPhone now flips and whatnot, and... The only reason why
we're talking about it is it got brought up this
morning before the show, and everyone had such a strong
(01:00):
opinion on it. Is it that big of a deal?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It looks really... I'm sorry, Joe. It looks really tacky.
It's the iPhone Duo.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Ew. And.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Looks like a pop pilot. And it starts off at $ 2, 000. Starts. Yeah,
that's lame.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
All right, so just for the sake of the conversation,
because I won't be spending two grand on quite literally anything...
Wouldn't it be awesome to hang up on someone and
slam that phone shut?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Theatrically.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Just to, like, if Katie gets mad at her fiancé
and just, like.
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Clip.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm done with you.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Snap it shut. But I would immediately break it. So
that's the problem. There's room for error. It's too big.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, let's see. Checking out the highlights. Hold on.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I just think that it's... Just get an iPad.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's like the size of an iPad. A mini iPad.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Why do you want your phone to fold? Because if
I get mad at someone, I can click it. I
can go click.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Wait, what?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Like, if I could do that. And by the way,
I don't care about the features. So you don't have to.
This is not some tech show.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You can slam this down. You can't.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, you can't do that. Like, I want to be like,
you know... I'm trying not to swear because we're at Disney.
I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Be like, you... Shut it down.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You want one.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I just think it's a waste of money to upgrade. Yeah,
I think it's... Again, it looks like a Palm Pilot.
It also looks like a mini iPad. Just a very,
very tiny iPad. And that's exactly what it is. Why
don't we just bring back the iPod? I might get
it just for music.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You, bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's how I can get around it. That's how I can.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Get around it. I'm not trying to say you're a sucker, Joe.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
The watches are nice.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Just by the marketing behind this. Ooh, a 50% larger display.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And I don't know if anyone else feels this way.
In 800-493-93, we always want you to co-host the Joe
Show and all that. I'm a sucker for anything new.
The moment you tell me it's new, give me 12
of them.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Dude, it was so bad in high school when I
wanted something new. If my best friend, the Navy, got
anything new, I'd call my mom.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Hey, the Navy got this new shirt. I got to
get a new shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
My friend Logan. My friend Logan McGill. He did all
the cool new stuff. All I wanted was something cool.
I wanted the razor. I remember the Envy.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah. Or the chocolate. I had the chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I had the Envy orange. Orange Envy.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You look at orange.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And I wanted a new phone. My parents wanted to
get me one, so I broke it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I threw it to the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wow. Threw it to the ground when I was at school.
I went back home. I showed my parents. I go,
I dropped it. And it blew up, and my dad said,
you threw that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I know you did.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You don't have a phone anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
So guys, when he comes into the studio with his
new phone on Monday, we know because he threw it
and he broke it.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
He just wanted a new one. Got it. Thank you
for telling us that story.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Bitch.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And if I could click it, I'd be down with it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, I do miss kind of hearing the click. I do.
You don't have that anymore. It's just either. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You just had.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
The. I just, you know, it's a no for me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Which doesn't hit. What if they, I mean, since we're
doing the whole Foldy thing, what if they decide, like, hey,
we're going to give you a plug-in where you can
plug in, like, a real, like, handheld phone?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They do have that.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Like a rotary phone?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Whoa, whoa, what? They do not have a rotary phone plug-in.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, you can plug it in your phone, and you
can talk.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I've been doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm going to get you one.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I just like anything that I can show more of
my emotion.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Uh-huh. When you're upset, when you're excited.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
But, yeah, I don't think this is the phone for you,
because even the outside, it looks like glass, and, like,
you would throw it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It looks like you're about to pull out a Bible
for Bible study.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Can you imagine Joe opening his phone to check a
text message?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now reading from St. Paul to the Corinthians.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And you've got to use both hands.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Do you want to use both hands on your phone?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, you can't use both hands.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I can't, yeah. Wait a second. There's only one thing
you can focus on. Two things at once.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. I didn't really have
an opinion on it, but now everyone else has one,
and I want to have one, and we're live on
93.3 FLZ. It's the Joe Show. I haven't cared about
the Apple. Remember when it used to be such a
big deal when Apple would have the press conferences and
stuff like that?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The keynotes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
They'd be like, hey, introducing a phone where you can
touch it, and then you can go on the internet,
and you can.
I don't know, be horny online. You know, we've got
a watch now with camera. Listen, it's been the same
stuff for the last couple of years. They just changed
the iPhone color, and I'm a sucker, so I always
(00:40):
get it. Things are different now. And if you've got
an Android, you probably already flip it, right? So the
iPhone now flips and whatnot, and... The only reason why
we're talking about it is it got brought up this
morning before the show, and everyone had such a strong
(01:00):
opinion on it. Is it that big of a deal?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It looks really... I'm sorry, Joe. It looks really tacky.
It's the iPhone Duo.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Ew. And.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Looks like a pop pilot. And it starts off at $ 2, 000. Starts. Yeah,
that's lame.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
All right, so just for the sake of the conversation,
because I won't be spending two grand on quite literally anything...
Wouldn't it be awesome to hang up on someone and
slam that phone shut?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Theatrically.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Just to, like, if Katie gets mad at her fiancé
and just, like.
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Clip.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm done with you.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Snap it shut. But I would immediately break it. So
that's the problem. There's room for error. It's too big.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, let's see. Checking out the highlights. Hold on.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I just think that it's... Just get an iPad.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's like the size of an iPad. A mini iPad.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Why do you want your phone to fold? Because if
I get mad at someone, I can click it. I
can go click.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Wait, what?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Like, if I could do that. And by the way,
I don't care about the features. So you don't have to.
This is not some tech show.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You can slam this down. You can't.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, you can't do that. Like, I want to be like,
you know... I'm trying not to swear because we're at Disney.
I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Be like, you... Shut it down.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You want one.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I just think it's a waste of money to upgrade. Yeah,
I think it's... Again, it looks like a Palm Pilot.
It also looks like a mini iPad. Just a very,
very tiny iPad. And that's exactly what it is. Why
don't we just bring back the iPod? I might get
it just for music.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You, bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's how I can get around it. That's how I can.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Get around it. I'm not trying to say you're a sucker, Joe.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
The watches are nice.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Just by the marketing behind this. Ooh, a 50% larger display.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And I don't know if anyone else feels this way.
In 800-493-93, we always want you to co-host the Joe
Show and all that. I'm a sucker for anything new.
The moment you tell me it's new, give me 12
of them.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Dude, it was so bad in high school when I
wanted something new. If my best friend, the Navy, got
anything new, I'd call my mom.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Hey, the Navy got this new shirt. I got to
get a new shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
My friend Logan. My friend Logan McGill. He did all
the cool new stuff. All I wanted was something cool.
I wanted the razor. I remember the Envy.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah. Or the chocolate. I had the chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I had the Envy orange. Orange Envy.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You look at orange.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And I wanted a new phone. My parents wanted to
get me one, so I broke it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I threw it to the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wow. Threw it to the ground when I was at school.
I went back home. I showed my parents. I go,
I dropped it. And it blew up, and my dad said,
you threw that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I know you did.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You don't have a phone anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
So guys, when he comes into the studio with his
new phone on Monday, we know because he threw it
and he broke it.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
He just wanted a new one. Got it. Thank you
for telling us that story.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Bitch.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And if I could click it, I'd be down with it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, I do miss kind of hearing the click. I do.
You don't have that anymore. It's just either. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You just had.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
The. I just, you know, it's a no for me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Which doesn't hit. What if they, I mean, since we're
doing the whole Foldy thing, what if they decide, like, hey,
we're going to give you a plug-in where you can
plug in, like, a real, like, handheld phone?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They do have that.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Like a rotary phone?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Whoa, whoa, what? They do not have a rotary phone plug-in.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, you can plug it in your phone, and you
can talk.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I've been doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm going to get you one.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I just like anything that I can show more of
my emotion.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Uh-huh. When you're upset, when you're excited.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
But, yeah, I don't think this is the phone for you,
because even the outside, it looks like glass, and, like,
you would throw it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It looks like you're about to pull out a Bible
for Bible study.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Can you imagine Joe opening his phone to check a
text message?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now reading from St. Paul to the Corinthians.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And you've got to use both hands.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Do you want to use both hands on your phone?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, you can't use both hands.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I can't, yeah. Wait a second. There's only one thing
you can focus on. Two things at once.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
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