December 9, 2025 • 9 mins
This morning we have a big concert with our Jingle Ball in Detroit, Michigan. Joe needs to fit in his pants... and Jed has a solution for his issues...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel
ninety three three FLZ.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Joe Show.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We've got an event tonight, and I bought clothes specifically
for tonight. So here's the deal. First of all, I
need to know from you eight hundred four O nine
ninety three ninety three. What's like an unconventional diet or
quick losey weighty type of thing that you have done?
(00:28):
Or maybe when I tell you what Jed and I
are doing and you're like, this is a bad idea, guys,
don't do it. You can also let us know eight
hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three. So my
pants are barely fitting, Like I am suffocating my butt
when I wear these pants, and my waistline is like,
what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right now? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's how tight it is. It's kind of tough to
fit into close at this time of the years. Giving uh,
my fiance and I went. I went to Disney World
for the holidays, so a lot of drinking, eating. Yeah,
so like I I've just got that holiday chub on me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Paus.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jed said, Hey, I can help you out with this.
I'm gonna give you a caffeine pill in the morning,
the morning of the event. So the events tonight, he
gave me caffeine pills. And I guess what he says
is is that all of the waters about to leave
my body. He says, you're gonna start paying a lot. Well,
(01:42):
here a little t M I for everyone. I'm not paying. No,
have you had any water? How much water have you
had to drink?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Though he gave you something from Violet Willie Walker. You're
gonna blow up, Joe. I would not do that too.
I'm telling you, yeah, no, but I think that trust me,
it doesn't hit right away. The more water you drink
and try to stay away from sodium because sodium retains water,
(02:12):
so you're gonna keep that water on you. And that's
why you feel bloated, because you've had a lot of
water to drink the last twenty four hours. Joe. But
but hold on, this is gonna get all the water
out of your system at what time? I don't know.
It's like I don't know Joe's body. I know for
me personally, I told you what I do Joe for
(02:35):
for myself when I feel bloated, and what what goes
on for me, and I'm telling you that all this
water is gonna escape out of your body. You gotta
take the pills. You gotta drink the water. And then
how much water have you had? I've had, I mean
half half a cup of water? Okay, how many times
have you gone pee? Twice already?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Have you got already? Yes? I went like half a
pea because it wasn't even satis when I went paid.
It wasn't one of those like Austin power ones can
stop and keep going.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like you ever go to the bathroom, you ever go pee,
and it's like at least sixty second to stop.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, oh my gosh, just stop. Watch.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sometimes I sometimes I pee and I want my fiance
to hear it because I want it. And she'd be like, wow,
that's very impressive.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It sounds like a fountain.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sometimes I I know I'm thirty, but I'll call my
mom and I go, Mom, I just went to the
bathroom for like two minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's not helping. We got it. Well, it's not how
long ago did we take him Joe even know? Yeah exactly, yeah,
but what time is it supposed to hit? Like if
he has to put his pants on. It what, You'll
be fine by two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You just have to taking him so I can't eat
the whole entire day. If you want to fit in
those pants, this is not eating. Okay, But what happens
when he puts the pants on and then he starts
to eat, well, he needs to un buttton the pants.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh yeah yo.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, you can't hit on that you want to you're
on a liquid diet.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, but if you Joe, how bad do you want
to fit in these pants? Okay? Brian, Brian, you say
that Jed's doing something to me. What was he doing?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Brian, Brian, Hey, hey, hey, so why why is Jed
giving you the mean girl's diet? You remember when Regina
when the girl gives Regina George those bars and says.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, I'm not trying to make Joe fat. What happened
trying to fit in her skirt and she can't do it?
She ate them bars.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Jed sabotaging Joe right now, not sabotage.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Look what it says out here, I'll get the.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Bottle out, Yeah, get the bottle out of Read the bottle,
Read the bottle.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
If you're just training, thank you, Brian. If you're just
turning in your radio, yeah, I love you more.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I am praying right now that Jed isn't trying to
secretly make me fat. We have an event tonight. I
bought pants for it, and they don't They don't really.
I mean they fit, but they don't really fit. If
I can get a little bit of water weight off
of me, I think I'll be you know good. Jed
came up with the grand idea of him and I
taking caffeine pills. Now he's reading the bottle to say, hey, listen,
(05:26):
it says right here that will lose water weight. He's
been reading it since I.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Breastfeeding. You can't what are you praying in a breastfeeding
not another player? Are good? You're not a child, so
you're okay on there? Uh yeah, So you get two
hours or okay, two pills, okay, every three to four hours.
So you took one about thirty minutes ago, so that
means in about two hours we'll take it again. We'll
take it again, okay. It says just do not exceed
(05:54):
a twenty four hour period. You gotta drink up to
six glasses of water.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, but where does it say in the bottle that
we're gonna lose bloat? I feel like you just gave
me caffeine pills. These are when I hear caffeine pill,
I think it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Says for uses temporary water retention for uh retention, No
for temporary for bloating, swelling, full feeling fatigue associated with
pre menstrual and menstrual periods? Are you taking your mom's pills?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Should just give me water period? Says prompt.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I know there's two looking white, two good looking white
on the show, but they're not gonna be one.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Name my man, What the hell did this guy just
give me?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I don't know, but I think you would like I
think you had a better chance with a ball of
the devil dander if you'll be thinner than arid on
a wicked, wet carpet event.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Oh my god, I can't come on now, and then
we can't have that. We can't have this. I gotta
figure that out. Should I hung out with that? I've
never I've never done it before because I'm a little.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Wik gonna say there is no there is no overnight.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
There's like really no overnight weight loss.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Thing.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Even if you lose the water weight, I don't think
you'll lose any mass. So yeah, man, you're just gonna
listen Jed Joe. I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You both are beautiful no matter what they say, because
you want beautiful jewels.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
We understand that jewels. But we're trying to fit in
a pair of pants tonight.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, hey, it is so it is so all that
cake when y'all you're gonna be so cakey a jingle ball,
They're gonna be like, damn he thick not.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
If not, if the button on my pants shoots out,
and then we're gonna have a big issue.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Sexy man that must top.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Then'll gonna be sexy. List is gonna be rubbing that belly.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Like yeah, I might actually look like I have a
butt with all the water weight.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Mattle I have. Somebody texted me at nine seven seven
two zero. I take a caffeine pill like every morning
and pe all Moore haven't gone I haven't gone to
the bathroom. Well, you know what, start drinking water, partner,
because we're got you catch up. You have to start
just drinking water now, water water, water, water, water, because.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
The buttons going to shoot out of my pants when
I get on stage to get in the forehead.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
That'll be a viral video though that.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I will say my feet are sweating a lot. Is
that I.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Let me read the label my feet are sweating? Is
that good? Or no help or contact poison control right away?
If my feet are sweating, Just as if you're having
any issues, hold on, I don't necessarily know if it's
(08:58):
you need a diuretic that will make you pea and
the water weight. Yeah, this is what it is.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
It's maximum's strength bloat reliever, prompt and effective water bloat relief.
All right, Well, relieve discomfort and re energize at not
Joe Carballo at Live with Joe Show, follow.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Us around, We're gonna be hanging out with it. If kids,
you like a Disney Channel, We're gonna hang out with
Freya sky tonight. We're gonna be with Nelly too, So
hang out with us and we'll we'll, you know, get
him on our page and and they'll talk to you
guys and one that. It will be very very very
cool and you'll be able to check and see if
this worked. Yeah, so far, I'm peeing out of my toes.
(09:40):
Other than that I don't know
On Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel
ninety three three FLZ.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Joe Show.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We've got an event tonight, and I bought clothes specifically
for tonight. So here's the deal. First of all, I
need to know from you eight hundred four O nine
ninety three ninety three. What's like an unconventional diet or
quick losey weighty type of thing that you have done?
(00:28):
Or maybe when I tell you what Jed and I
are doing and you're like, this is a bad idea, guys,
don't do it. You can also let us know eight
hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three. So my
pants are barely fitting, Like I am suffocating my butt
when I wear these pants, and my waistline is like,
what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right now? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's how tight it is. It's kind of tough to
fit into close at this time of the years. Giving uh,
my fiance and I went. I went to Disney World
for the holidays, so a lot of drinking, eating. Yeah,
so like I I've just got that holiday chub on me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Paus.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jed said, Hey, I can help you out with this.
I'm gonna give you a caffeine pill in the morning,
the morning of the event. So the events tonight, he
gave me caffeine pills. And I guess what he says
is is that all of the waters about to leave
my body. He says, you're gonna start paying a lot. Well,
(01:42):
here a little t M I for everyone. I'm not paying. No,
have you had any water? How much water have you
had to drink?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Though he gave you something from Violet Willie Walker. You're
gonna blow up, Joe. I would not do that too.
I'm telling you, yeah, no, but I think that trust me,
it doesn't hit right away. The more water you drink
and try to stay away from sodium because sodium retains water,
(02:12):
so you're gonna keep that water on you. And that's
why you feel bloated, because you've had a lot of
water to drink the last twenty four hours. Joe. But
but hold on, this is gonna get all the water
out of your system at what time? I don't know.
It's like I don't know Joe's body. I know for
me personally, I told you what I do Joe for
(02:35):
for myself when I feel bloated, and what what goes
on for me, and I'm telling you that all this
water is gonna escape out of your body. You gotta
take the pills. You gotta drink the water. And then
how much water have you had? I've had, I mean
half half a cup of water? Okay, how many times
have you gone pee? Twice already?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Have you got already? Yes? I went like half a
pea because it wasn't even satis when I went paid.
It wasn't one of those like Austin power ones can
stop and keep going.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like you ever go to the bathroom, you ever go pee,
and it's like at least sixty second to stop.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, oh my gosh, just stop. Watch.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sometimes I sometimes I pee and I want my fiance
to hear it because I want it. And she'd be like, wow,
that's very impressive.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It sounds like a fountain.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sometimes I I know I'm thirty, but I'll call my
mom and I go, Mom, I just went to the
bathroom for like two minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's not helping. We got it. Well, it's not how
long ago did we take him Joe even know? Yeah exactly, yeah,
but what time is it supposed to hit? Like if
he has to put his pants on. It what, You'll
be fine by two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You just have to taking him so I can't eat
the whole entire day. If you want to fit in
those pants, this is not eating. Okay, But what happens
when he puts the pants on and then he starts
to eat, well, he needs to un buttton the pants.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh yeah yo.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, you can't hit on that you want to you're
on a liquid diet.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, but if you Joe, how bad do you want
to fit in these pants? Okay? Brian, Brian, you say
that Jed's doing something to me. What was he doing?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Brian, Brian, Hey, hey, hey, so why why is Jed
giving you the mean girl's diet? You remember when Regina
when the girl gives Regina George those bars and says.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, I'm not trying to make Joe fat. What happened
trying to fit in her skirt and she can't do it?
She ate them bars.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Jed sabotaging Joe right now, not sabotage.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Look what it says out here, I'll get the.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Bottle out, Yeah, get the bottle out of Read the bottle,
Read the bottle.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
If you're just training, thank you, Brian. If you're just
turning in your radio, yeah, I love you more.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I am praying right now that Jed isn't trying to
secretly make me fat. We have an event tonight. I
bought pants for it, and they don't They don't really.
I mean they fit, but they don't really fit. If
I can get a little bit of water weight off
of me, I think I'll be you know good. Jed
came up with the grand idea of him and I
taking caffeine pills. Now he's reading the bottle to say, hey, listen,
(05:26):
it says right here that will lose water weight. He's
been reading it since I.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Breastfeeding. You can't what are you praying in a breastfeeding
not another player? Are good? You're not a child, so
you're okay on there? Uh yeah, So you get two
hours or okay, two pills, okay, every three to four hours.
So you took one about thirty minutes ago, so that
means in about two hours we'll take it again. We'll
take it again, okay. It says just do not exceed
(05:54):
a twenty four hour period. You gotta drink up to
six glasses of water.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, but where does it say in the bottle that
we're gonna lose bloat? I feel like you just gave
me caffeine pills. These are when I hear caffeine pill,
I think it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Says for uses temporary water retention for uh retention, No
for temporary for bloating, swelling, full feeling fatigue associated with
pre menstrual and menstrual periods? Are you taking your mom's pills?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Should just give me water period? Says prompt.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I know there's two looking white, two good looking white
on the show, but they're not gonna be one.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Name my man, What the hell did this guy just
give me?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I don't know, but I think you would like I
think you had a better chance with a ball of
the devil dander if you'll be thinner than arid on
a wicked, wet carpet event.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Oh my god, I can't come on now, and then
we can't have that. We can't have this. I gotta
figure that out. Should I hung out with that? I've
never I've never done it before because I'm a little.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Wik gonna say there is no there is no overnight.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
There's like really no overnight weight loss.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Thing.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Even if you lose the water weight, I don't think
you'll lose any mass. So yeah, man, you're just gonna
listen Jed Joe. I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You both are beautiful no matter what they say, because
you want beautiful jewels.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
We understand that jewels. But we're trying to fit in
a pair of pants tonight.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, hey, it is so it is so all that
cake when y'all you're gonna be so cakey a jingle ball,
They're gonna be like, damn he thick not.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
If not, if the button on my pants shoots out,
and then we're gonna have a big issue.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Sexy man that must top.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Then'll gonna be sexy. List is gonna be rubbing that belly.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Like yeah, I might actually look like I have a
butt with all the water weight.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Mattle I have. Somebody texted me at nine seven seven
two zero. I take a caffeine pill like every morning
and pe all Moore haven't gone I haven't gone to
the bathroom. Well, you know what, start drinking water, partner,
because we're got you catch up. You have to start
just drinking water now, water water, water, water, water, because.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
The buttons going to shoot out of my pants when
I get on stage to get in the forehead.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
That'll be a viral video though that.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I will say my feet are sweating a lot. Is
that I.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Let me read the label my feet are sweating? Is
that good? Or no help or contact poison control right away?
If my feet are sweating, Just as if you're having
any issues, hold on, I don't necessarily know if it's
(08:58):
you need a diuretic that will make you pea and
the water weight. Yeah, this is what it is.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
It's maximum's strength bloat reliever, prompt and effective water bloat relief.
All right, Well, relieve discomfort and re energize at not
Joe Carballo at Live with Joe Show, follow.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Us around, We're gonna be hanging out with it. If kids,
you like a Disney Channel, We're gonna hang out with
Freya sky tonight. We're gonna be with Nelly too, So
hang out with us and we'll we'll, you know, get
him on our page and and they'll talk to you
guys and one that. It will be very very very
cool and you'll be able to check and see if
this worked. Yeah, so far, I'm peeing out of my toes.
(09:40):
Other than that I don't know
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