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May 14, 2026 9 mins
We have our friend Aaron Jacobson from the Pat & Aaron Show talking about how he is falling in love with Disney World because of his girlfriend's influence!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. We need to get
Aaron Jacobson in the studio. Here's Aaron Jacobson from the legendary,
world famous Pat and W DAE number one morning show
in Tampa Bay.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Where is Aaron. Hey, you've been summoned to the Joe
Show studio. Get here.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Immediately I thought he was gonna curse somebody I don't know,
a clean mouth.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I have known Aaron for a long time, and something
happened to our best buddy yesterday. And when I got
this text message from him, I'm not messing around. One
of the best texts I've ever received from anyone in
my entire life. This guy is a big sports guy, obviously,

(00:52):
he hosts the morning show on DAE. He's all about sports,
he's all about being a man. He's walking in here
with his backwards hat and a bucket T shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Wow, you look cute today.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Thank you. Jed's mean when he summons.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Me, Aaron, Yeah, I think you're in love.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
I ain't know, yeh. I know that sometimes you do things.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
For those you love deep in there, and Aaron did
something I never thought he would do.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yesterday, where did you go?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I went to Disney Wednesday? I went to Yeah, I
went right after I finished all my work here, I
drove out to Orlando and went to Hollywood Studios, which
is sick. I've been fighting it for decades since I
was a wee one, and I caved yesterday. And I

(01:43):
got to hold a lightsaber.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
You were the lightsaber, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, and the people watching there's great too. I got
to see forty kids on a leash.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
And do you guys take more pictures than just the
two that you sent me.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I have a thousand year show, some pictures, so air
and never going to Disney, all of this stuff. He
gets a beautiful girlfriend who, by the way, I love
her name.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Let's me alone with Buzz. You got with Buzz?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Dude, I've got that picture too.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I do too. He's a Disney kid.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Now, so here we are. I'm gonna swipe through it.
There's me and Alyssa. There's our three d glasses.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
And by the way, her name is Alyssa, So we've
got significant other.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Just like now. She tricked me. She told me that
this was the ride, so she said hold on. We
were just like in a small portion to get to
the ride. So I started bracing myself and she's laughing,
and everyone's looking at me like, dude, we're not even
on a ride yet. Look at that. Look at how
much fun this place is. They say it's magical, and

(02:47):
I gotta tell you, people, totally magical.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Did you get any emrch or anything?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
I went looked at the merch. I decided I'm going
to get the merch next time. I'll be back. This
is me just looking it.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I heard that you're gonna get an annual pass potentially, Yes,
I am.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Are you thinking about it?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I'm thinking about it. Yes, it makes sense. You made
it make sense for me yesterday. You should get.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Paid if you get in it.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Well do that.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wow drinks, you're fully committed. He get to go drink,
walk around, ride rides. Everything is good at Disney World,
isn't it.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
It's the man they make you. It's the best place ever.
And they give those pictures, they make you look deep
into your loved one's eyes and just it's, uh, it's
so cool. How the like I did? I haven't done
anything else. Hollywood Studios. You walk in, you feel like
you're walking into the fifties, like on a street in
the fifties in Hollywood. Yeah, and I look at the
force that I had with my life save that's right,
you do have the force. Who's lightsaber holding Luke's Darth

(03:42):
Vader close? Darth Vader has what relation to Luke his father?
There you go spoiler alert? What's the other one? I
learned about Anakin?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
He's a skywalker?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah, Alyssa said at one point, she's like, you're gonna
be when my kin turns into Luke. You're gonna watch
these movies. She's like, You're gonna be my Anakin. I'm like,
I don't know what that means, but I like.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
That, Katie. That happened to.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Kinky Katie. You love the UFC, but you didn't love
it until sewn. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
I didn't know anything about it, and then we started
watching it. I was like, this is badass. I love it.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Uh huh uh huh. Do you think you got Redeena
in anything? Your girlfriend? Jed?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Really, I don't think she. I think she likes it
because I don't even know if she likes I think
she kind of pretends to like it. But bluegrass music,
for sure, billy strings, grateful that all that good stuff.
She's a trooper.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Do you guys, like, I mean, do you think that
maybe you're gonna be a Disney adult?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
You go?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
You have an annual pass?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, cankle's optional. A lot of them have cankles. I don't,
but a lot of them do cankles. Cankles like like
like fat ankles.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Solah those Oh yeah, you did what else?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
You went on a Wednesday? You went in the middle
of the lay saw a lot of kids unleashes.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
That's cool. Yeah, I took the pictures, so I guess.
And if I went like four times a year, would
that make me a Disney adult?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
You're going four times a year.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I wouldn't go more if you Yeah, annual passa you
have to go.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I've gone. I've gone four times in the last six weeks.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, I've already made back my annual pass and then some.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Now here's the real question.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
We found out if Jed gets married, it's gonna be
within the next six months he's gonna propose.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
When he proposed, he's.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Got you doing all this, all this stuff that I
would never expect you to do.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
When are you gonna pop the.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Question, are you a moron?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Jed?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
You said that, like, now you've actually made it where
you have to do that. That's crazy, you know what.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Jacobson.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Crazy is my middle name.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
And at least talking about me being a Disney adult
that is hashtag shame shame.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, name five years old, Aaron Jacobson.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Get off the couch and stop going to He got.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Off the couch and I'll be thirty six in a
couple of weeks, and I'm fine with that. Like different
portions of my life. That's good. But I will tell you, Yeah,
I'm gonna end up with Alyssa, but I'm not gonna
make a timeline on a bear.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
You're gonna be with her?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, I'm gonna be. We don't know when. We don't
know when.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
That like you're already wearing from home.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
No, we're not looking, we're like eyes open.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Wait are you really our eyes? So you're gonna move in?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
I got a zillo here I go.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Everywhere.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Well, we can talk about that another time already.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So do you guys think like maybe you will role
play or anything like that?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Disney wise?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
If she does the layat ears, the little hair, Yeah,
you like that. Oh I love when she puts her
hair like.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
That slave Lea. Have you ever seen that? Castu?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
No, you know what we're respectfully, No, I'm not going
to I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I don't know. You'd be surprised what she'll do with love.
I mean you're going to Disney.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
There's a lot of love there. Yesterday we had a
fabulous day, saying fantastic. It was just magnificent. Yeah. I
got a buffalo chicken grilled cheese with French fries and
a beer, and she got the Syth the drink, the

(07:32):
what's it called the sith Libation or something, and it
comes with a lightsaber that with a charger that like
lights up in the drink. Very cool. And then she
slipped my throat with it while we're eating lunch.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Not actually, I know you're here to talk about it.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah, I'm in love Disney, Love Disney. Oh, I got
all the magical pictures with the little.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
We're blowing on going to Disney or just like, oh
this drive, but as soon as you get there, it's
just like something just taps into your body is just
magical and you just become a happier person.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I was very happy.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, it's kind of weird. Where did this happiness come from?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Mickey?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
What you do? That is? I do find it weird
when happiness comes to my wad, Like, where did this
come from?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's very I might need to live on the property.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
All right, so I'll get my pass. She she said
to me yesterday. She's like, you only liked I swear
to you. She goes, you only like Disney because Joe
likes Disney.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, that girl.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
I didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I can't wait me you and two Alyssa's cold.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
It's great, No, you ruined the vibe. WHOA is your name?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Melissa?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
It starts with an A though, Yeah, but you know.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
What you're gonna do. She'll just be in front of
the love of my life, you know, small your boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
She let me come on a double day with y'all.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I would love that.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I like be you A couples who don't make
let me feel like I'm a third willing you guys
all don't let me. I don't feel like a third
went on with y'all. I don't know about Aaron Jacobson
And how much.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Would you hate your life, Ashley if we went on
a quadruple.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I take all y'all girl, and I take Katie's baby daddy.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
It is a fact. Alyssa likes my. Alyssa likes Ashley
a lot more than she likes me.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
We're going on a cruise, head to my room.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I feel like Joe and I could only laugh at
that out well done sounds about and.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Give me a high five.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
And she's did it again right here, Yeah, right here.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
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