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May 8, 2026 11 mins
How long is too late for a date? Ashley was suppose to go on a date at 3:00... but this person was super late!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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three FLZ. Let's help out Ashley real quick. She did
you go on a date?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes? I did?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Well, good for you. I guess was it good?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
It wasn't tell me more.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
She showed up thirty minutes late and she asked me
to go out on a date. As soon as that happened,
I was like, yeah, it's a red bro.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
How late is too late for a date? How late
is too late for anything?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Thirty minutes?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I feel like fifteen fifteen yeah, I feel like when
a restaurant's going to turn you down for your reservation
is when you got out.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
That is the period about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yes, yeah, And I gotta be honest with you too.
If you're late for a date, that just automatically shows
it they don't like you're not a priority.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I was like, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
You should show up early if anything right, If you're
not early or late.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Don't go to that to show up three minutes late.
Three minutes yes, three minutes late, yes, fashionable Because it
makes it look like I'm busier than when I normally am.
But also I'm going to do everything I can to
get there on time. So I'm so sorry that I
was three minutes late.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
You're right in between, not that five, but that three.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
And I don't like talking to the hostess. I get
anxiety with that. Really, Yeah, I don't like telling them
that I'm here for my party, So I'd rather have
someone else get there before me and then say that
they're here and then.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm good, which is typically Jed.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, it's true, Jed or Katie. Yep, I'd never you.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Maybe me different, but I usually think forty five minutes.
And the reason.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Why late to a day because worst case scenario, if
they send you up, you just sit there at the
bar and you drink too late, you would wait forty
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I have in the past.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I have in the past when I wasn't in a relationship.
What Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
But did it upset that she showed up because I
was annoyed by that time.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I was like, over stop.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Talking to I was annoyed. But also I feel like
if you, I didn't want to be the person who's
I'm going to take my ball and go home.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's exactly what you should have.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
No situation where late. She didn't even show up to
the game. We're in the second half, right, I don't know.
We've got a monster scoring. No one's been playing defense.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, see, to me, it's a win win situation no
matter what, because one, you know that that person's not
that into you if they're going to be showing up
forty five minutes late. But two, it's like, okay, it's
happy hour. If I scheduled a date for them and
they're running fifteen minutes late and they say they're running late,
well guess what. I get an appetizer to myself and
then I get the drink by myself.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, I'm ready. It's like you're there.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
So yeah, exactly, Katie Summerson knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Katie would not wait.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, No, there's no way you would wait.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I go to a different location for happy hour. I
wouldn't even say there. Yeah, I wanted to leave, but.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I am like offended that someone would do that to you.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, and you would stay about two minutes. I mean
I was leaving too many. Yeah, thirty minutes late is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
That's crazy, especially she having a good excuse.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
No, she didn't have a good excuse. And I think
that this was already planned. So it's like, you knew
we had to set time to be there, you knew
the reservation time, so to just show up late, that's
why the forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Did you guys know you had a plan date? Or
was that to spur the moment?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Dude, forty five minutes is like rude to the restaurant
because they got to flip a table.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, but we weren't. It wasn't It wasn't. I mean
it was just at a like kind of a.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Bar and grill.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, at the hour, I just go to like some
dive bar and then be like, hey, this is the time,
and if you don't like it, I'm still going to
be heard by like Long Bar. It's a perfect example, Katie.
I love Long Bar. It's like one of those places
where it's a good first daid spot, there's no pressure
or anything, and then if they show.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Up, you might have to add a little bit of pressure.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
So they show up, Yeah, you have to add pressure
because forty.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Five minutes late, I'm pissed. Do they have a good
excuse that person.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm so intrigued by this to jail. I honestly, it
was like three years ago, so I don't even remember
at this point. See, that would make me so mad.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
That'd be the only date I ever talked about until
I go like she was finety five minutes. They'd be like, hey,
you ever gone a good date? A good date? One
time I went on a date the woman didn't even
show up.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Y'all gonna hear about this thirty minutes for a long time, Like,
really show thirty minutes late?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
And don't you feel bad too? When the bartender starts
like realizing that the person's not showing.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is she coming? Want a drink?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
They asked yes?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
It was like, are you buy her? You know you
want to? You want another drink?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
You want another appetizer because I'm just sitting there trying
the first five minutes I'm waiting for them to show up,
and then it's like fifteen minutes in.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I can't just sit here and not buy a drink
or have anything.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
So you order something and then the service like are
you sure you want to wait?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Are they coming? It's just it's embarrassing at that point,
it's like a wrap. You're like, when they get there,
it's just a terrible date.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Anyways, blood is boiling eight ninety three, ninety three? What's
the acceptable time so you won't be calling her back?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
That was a have you ever said out a dinner
with someone? Was like, oh, this is the last time
you're gonna see me? That's exactly Yes, what was going
through my mind? Last time you're gonna see me?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Did?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Do you think she caught that vibe too? What was
her excuse?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I can't She was running late for work and she
had traffic and she couldn't find parking in the garage.
She was in that parking You know, the parking garage sucks.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, there's two of them.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, but they both suck. Yeah, they both kind.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Of shuck a happy hour three o'clock.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Come on, now, there's parking if you have.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
A car like mine, like said, my car doesn't fit
in one of the grounds.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
But you also leave your place a little bit early
because you have to anticipate traffic. I always do that
at certain you know events.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Who is this.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
John, John? I'm fifteen minutes late to our dat Are
you gonna call me back?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Now?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You got to be early.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
M hm. When you hear that Jed waited forty five minutes,
that makes me mad? Why does it make me mad?
I don't like whoever.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
This is the time.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
It's like Vince Lombardi says, fifteen minutes earlier, you're late.
It's like Vince Lombardi says, come on nothing because he's
that guy, that guy Packers sucks.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
But great, great quote.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
You know what Vince Lombardi once said, probably slur because
he's super old.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
They didn't. They didn't. They didn't get along back then.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I'm obviously just kidding, not really.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Hello, Hey y'all, homegirl.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Man, I can't believe on my major sits there for
thirty minutes you.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Say, heyfore five minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I ain't doing that bad.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
I'm not. I'm not. Honestly, I'm petty. I know this
toxic I say so that means you ain't interested in
me that much. I'm gonna rack up a bill and
I'm gonna be excuse me, I have to use the
bath boom and I'm gone. I'm leaving you with the bill.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, I'm not that mean, but we did split the bill,
so I'm like I'm not.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yeah, yes, the split the bill means were not bake
a cookie. Yeah, literally like no thanks for dinner, thanks
for company, but yeah, we're playing the bill. You know,
I can't believe. I can't believe somebody did that to you.
Now I want to run the sade right now.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I know I want to know who this person is too.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
We'll never see her again.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, well I probably would have never going to see her.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Wedding day.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
You would have made.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
What was that app to see app where they was
like you blasphem like people for dats and stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
You need to put on this so they don't have
that website anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, basically that was rude, which no, it's not. If
someone's rude to you, you get to be rude to them.
I for an eye.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Everyone knows that.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
The same guy, but not to start with dating the
same guy. There was one where it's like rate the person.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I remember that one. That was a good one.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh yeah, I have that in college my teacher, my
eggs or something.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It was like an uber rating. I would I would
constantly check it, and then I'd try to go on
more dates just to get my rating high, like taking
more rides, right, and then like sometimes after the date,
I'd give them money and they'd be like, what is this.
I go, it's a tip so I get a better rating.
They're like, what do you mean a better rating? You
know what this is for? Give me a five star.

(08:33):
I know you're checking it. Hey, my man, you want
to play you can play Fortnite Star Wars tonight.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yeah, yeah, man, of course I have an early day
to day. I mean early meaning I'm working normal hours.
I have to be home all time. And yeah, this
is I.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
What time?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Busy?

Speaker 5 (08:56):
I'm going out on dates and I got concerts up? Okay,
thank you?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Such what he's speaking another language?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
How did I not I get what he said? He
was saying that you were going to say, no, you
can't do it because you've got Hey, well that's why
I asked what time, Jules, whenever you want?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Daddy.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh, I'll left it off so I'll text, I'll hit
to be text.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Forty five minutes and thirty minutes for me.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, last one, cause Cheryl, your husband was an hour
and a half late for your first date. And obviously
things worked out because he's your husband, but why was
he that late?

Speaker 7 (09:32):
So he was working. He's an athletic trainer, so at
a high school, so he was working a game and
the game was supposed to end at a normal time,
but somebody got hurt, so he ended up having to
go to the hospital with the kid and waiting for
their parents. But he's not telling me any of this.
He's just telling me like, yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.
Yeah yeah, I'm getting off the highway. Yeah yeah, I'm

(09:54):
at the light. And I just kept waiting like an idiot.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oh an hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, girl, that's I say this politely, but it was
it was worth it.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
My my sister and my cousin were on the phone
with me and they're like, Cheryl, just wait, just wait, Like,
once he comes, order everything off the menu, order all
the dreams.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
How did you do that?

Speaker 5 (10:17):
I did? I did.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
I even ordered mushrooms, and like I know this now,
but my husband hates mushrooms. But I'm like, oh, I'm
ordering the stuff mushrooms and he ate them on that
first dated, like trying to fix it.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
That is funny. Yeah, he was trying to never mind.
I was gonna make a stuffed mushroom joke, but that's stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Mushroom drug.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Hi Cheryl, We love you, Love you bye. We've got
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Speaker 3 (10:57):
Number two?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Number two? I wish I could have a trumpet.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
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