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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah in Tampa Bay. On ninety three three f LZ
worldwide on the iHeartRadio app, Joe Ashley said, Katie, this is.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
The jo Show. Good morning, Hey, how are we feeling
feeling good?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Happy Friday?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's right, Hurry Friday, Live Day. That is right, Today's
going to be an amazing one. All four of us
are going to be hanging out with some puppies at
the Tampa location.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Right Hillsboro, Armenia, Mm hmm, North.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Armenia, North Wait, wait, wait, wait wait, it's right down
the street from Pinchasers thirty six oh seven.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
North Armenia and Tampa.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
You made the side of Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're talking about that West Tampa Cuban show too, I
think literally seriously. Yeah, it's like right down the street
from there. Can dogs eat Cubans?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Probably not?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Ib Okay, all right, I can't and will probably a
lot fun.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, So Frey Friday can't wait to hang out with everyone?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Ten until three pm. That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Rescue Dogs nine dollars thirty three cent adoption fee.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Right, So we're gonna have the one feature pet, which
is gonna have the nine dollars and thirty three cents.
But they always have really great adoption specials going on,
so we're gonna talk more about that when.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
We get there.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
But yeah, puppies, senior dogs, caps, kittens, they've got like
smaller pets like guinea pigs and hamsters.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay, I love it, So come hang out with us.
We absolutely cannot wait for that. It's been a really
really fun week. When it evolves, Morgan Wallin and I
can't believe that Joe Carbalo just said that, but he did. Yeah,
I just said that because what we've been giving away
these tickets in some fun ways, and today's the last
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day because the show is tonight, and well, to be
completely honest with you, if you want us to be
completely honest, because I'm assuming that this person is asleep.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, actually they're an early riser.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh really yeah, they are like the person from yesterday
who pulled the plug.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh you know what, I don't even care because I'll
say it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Can I say it?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I depend on what you're gonna say. Can I stop
you if you say it? Start going off their rails?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yes, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Obviously, yesterday we put out a bounty to give a
mullet haircut. We had probably like a hundred people say
that they'll do it, and we selected someone and they
jed and listen, no one is forced to get this haircut.
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We're gonna we wanted to give a woman a mullet haircut.
We've done this before when we've given away PlayStation fives
and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
So we were.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like, okay, let's just do this give away another pair
like that. We've got five pairs to give away, doing
them in different ways. So she says, he asks and
because she's allowed to, and it's totally okay.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
We're not mad or anything like that. Seriously.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Uh, she ended up late last night saying, hey, I'm
going to back out. I don't really want to do
this anymore, which is once again totally okay. Now the
problem for us, not for her, and I got, hey,
nothing wrong with this. I like this person, and honestly
I kind of feel bad now because well that's too
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late to get someone else in. Yeah, so we are
going to give them away in a different way, and
I'll explain that Alice. You know, this has been the
week of zero communication and a lot of trying to
figure out everything by yourselves. I think we realized I
moved to Chicago very quickly, and I'll get back to
the Morgan well and thing. I move to Chicago when
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I was seventeen years old. I couldn't tie my shoes
until I was seventeen, and I moved to Chicago. In
other words, I was not very independent. I was very
I needed my parents for everything, and I called Mommy
whenever I needed anything. And then, you know, you move
to a different state and you live in a city
and you don't have a car, so you got to
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kind of like navigate life. I always say, you know
your kids acting up, put them on the red line
in Chicago Illinois.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Don't have to figure out you know.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What I mean, learn how to transfer the city. You
can learn how to transfer from red to Brown. Then
maybe you'll be able to figure out life. And this
has kind of been our week where I think that
we've realized maybe we are on an island, and that's
okay because this island is a nice island, and we
not an island for kids.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Not to get confused's islands.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
This is the Joe Show's islands.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
We have age restriction eighteen up, We'll.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Do yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Not Epstein's Island, Joe Show island in parentheses. So we're
rolling with the punches. We have her coming in. It's
gonna be great. We got did we text Kylie?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Not text?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, I would text Kylie's probably up right now going
what the hell and truthfully get to give you the
real peak behind the curtain. We were going to have
her come in, and we were going to right before
the clippers touched her hair, pull them back and go, hey,
you don't have to get your hair cut, here's the tickets,
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thanks for coming in. But she's allowed to say she
doesn't want to do it, so she didn't and that's
totally okay.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Absolutely, so we pivoted.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
This is this is where the pivot gets very interesting
for all involved, because someone did cut their hair and
someone who has said a billion times he will not
ever shave his beard. Now I think that this is
the best thing that could have happened, in the sense of,
you know, and you're my best friend. You grow your
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beard for two reasons, One because beards look good, but
two you like to cover up your birthmark. Yes, I
don't think we could have ever gotten you to shave
your beard. You did this without even telling us. You
just surprised us because you want to look like.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm telling you right now, it's a beauty mark, like
black people say, right Ashley, they don't say birthmarks, they
say beauty marks. Genuinely, I'm looking at it right now,
your face, at the mustache, and I look at your eyebrows.
You look good without a beer.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I thought. I think.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
See, I'm so self conscious about how I look. Joe,
I shaved it, and I'm just like, uh lord, my
girlfriend's gonna hate it. And then I send a picture
to her and yeah, I have a consensus from Joe,
Ashley and KT Summers. And now I'm feeling a lot
better about everything.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So we love that. I love it now. The plan
was to play a game called Where's Wallen. Jed's dressed
up as Morgan Wallen. We put him in there Joe
Show fl Z vehicle and we drive him around the
city and during the show, whoever finds Jed in the
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vehicle would win the tickets.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Simple, simple, funny.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The commitment to the bit Jed shaves the space, all
of that get in today. We're ready for it and uh,
well someone took the station vehicle.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Who has it?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Put on that now, wait a second, maybe that's what
the contest is. Nice it is where's walin?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
How about where's the.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Where's the wagon?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Where's the wagon?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
We're off the wagon.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Where's the wagon? Don't we have two pairs?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Two more pairs. We have two more pairs, one more.
You might have to do it. Find the freaking vehicle
for us. You'll get a pair and then we'll put
Jet in the vehicle and then find Jed.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't know all that would be. I like that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I do not know what we can do. We're going
to have to figure out what we're going to do.
And we got to do something with Jed doing this because.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
People need to see this. Are very channel dude, Summer.
I don't even know. We're tucked in my closet. I
was like, look at a country boy.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It does.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I love how you just said I had to find
a flannel and it made it seem like he did.
I just thought to myself, I go, wow, you just
went yeah. I thought you take this late tonight. I
had a look in my closet. Wow, that's tough.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Man, I.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Went down to the store and bought it.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Use my gas. I'm not that bad. I'll try hard,
but not that hard.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
So uh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We pivot, we pivot, We pivot, and we might have
picked up our plant foot and travel.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean, what what could we what could we do
to give away these tickets eight hundred and four ninety three.
If anyone's got an idea, you could text it at
ninety seven seven to two.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh, we've got now less than four hours.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
We've got three hours and fifteen minutes six fourteen in
the moan and everybody.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Hmmm. I don't know, I know, and we have to
use Jed.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Could we attach the Morgan Walling tickets to the back
of the fastest puppy at the Humane Society?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yes, you gotta. You gotta pet the pups when.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
You know we're all we're doing alliterations.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You got an idea, If you got an idea, you
gotta give it to us in an alliteration because radio
people only speak one language, and that's alliterations.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
The population of like a hundred.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Mm, Jed, I can't I don't know what we can do.
I know I'm thinking, so we got to use our
boy man boy cut his hair.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
For the bit. It's on you, I know, it is
on my face.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I mean, it's a good day to be you know,
bald right there because it's gonna be like ninety five
degrees today.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Honestly, it was a lot nicer to sleep. It's good.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Yeah, it feels better to sleep. But I realized I
don't even have like regular razors at my place. I
just had the electronic one.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Oh wow. I don't know what that means, but I
don't like. Yeah, you can get a closer shape, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right, Well, let's uh, I don't know, give me
sometimes to uh, I don't know, figure it out. Someone
hit me in the head. Maybe it will come. Maybe
you can knock an idea into me or something.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No, I was just kidding, what's going on right now?
To call some of these textures that got anything good?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Is it worth?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Wagon for walling mount to the Humane Society of Tampa
Bay and pretend you're a dog and wag your butt.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Waggon, get on all fours baby wagon for wa he
dressed up as a dog. You gotta get the dog
costume where you have to make it figure it out.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
That'd be funny.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Okay, as of right now, that's the idea.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
All right, wagon wagon for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yes, where's wallen? Wagon for walling? Why? White wallen? I
don't know what that would do. I mean white wallen,
white wallen white? Why? Why?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
We figure it out?
Speaker 7 (12:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well, here you go, here's the guy. This portion of
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