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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. There was a kid
in uh in Florida, across the state who made a mistake, right,
and we're live Tampa Bay's number one and only hit
music channel ninety three three f l Z. I guess
this is a trend where people are going up the
doors and they're donkey kicking them. Now, with a donkey kick,
(00:23):
is that when you get on your hands and then
kick backwards or are you just like you're standing in
you Yeah, I think it's more of a push kick.
You should have said that, because if I do donkey kick,
I do it like this.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Are you gonna get out on all? Okay? Hold on? Okay.
To me, a donkey kick would be something like this.
If I'm a donkey kick, I'm not gonna go like this.
Oh that's what they do and go like that. I'm
gonna go like this.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I said it's a push kick, but they take a
running start. I mean you could really like knock someone's
door down.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, potentially.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So my question is uh with with this uh little
kid kind of fing up? But you know, we all
make mistakes. What is the dumbest thing you did as
a kid when you look back on it, like, I
wish I did not make that mistake? Or you know, parents,
what's the dumbest thing your kid did? Because hey, we
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(01:33):
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Almost couldn't have Sky on the ship though, Sky your kids.
They almost got you a band from Margarita Ville at See.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh band, and they almost went to jail.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Took my son and his best friend since babyhood on
Marguerita Ville at See Islander out of Tampa for a week.
You know, the kids always go meet up with the
other kids, have a great time. We had a wonderful cruise.
We get to the last night of the cruise. Everybody's
got to go to bed kind of early, you know,
because they kick you off early on that boat.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And all of a.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Sudden, yeah, all of a sudden, we get this bang
bang bang on the door. While my husband are trying
to enjoy our last night, you know, and it's security
and our son, and they're like, hey, got to come
to security, put clothes on, put shoes on, let's go.
So apparently the whole crew of teenagers was going around
(02:44):
doing this. But not only were they doing this donkey
kick or whatever you're calling challenge, they were doing it
to the same room over and over again. Happened to
be a little old man who decided that security wasn't
coming fast enough.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
He comes out of his room slinging a leather belt around.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Ends up contacting the kids with it. Kids defend themselves
and run pushed the guy back.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
We could not get off the boat until the whole
flock of Hillsborough County Sheriff's deputies came onto the boat
to do an investigation.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And literally these boys.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Almost went to jail and we almost got banned.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
From Margarita Villet scene.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
The boat people were so understanding, apparently they deal with
teenagers on a regular but I learned a lesson, don't take.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Your teenager on a cruise. I was absolutely horrifying.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I didn't sleep for the hours until we had to
get to the port and wait for these police.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It was absolutely horrible.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
What was the punishment? What did mom do? What did
you do?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh my gosh, you're not ever going on a cruise
again until you're an adult, not to mention, I mean,
how do you punish someone else's child?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So I was like, oh, don't tell your mom about this.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
But mom found the videos that I never knew existed.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They were videos. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So and then ironically enough, we come home in a
week later there's a situation where the boy did ding
dunk ditch in Texas and got shot. So I think
that that happening right afterwards was a life lesson to
these boys that you never know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But man, oh man, So.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Not only did they learn a valuable lesson, but so
did I as a mom.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Don't bring your teenagers on your.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Crew unless it's the JO.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Just bring adult friends.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Just bring adult friends.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Sky. Yeah, book, and let's hang out. We love you, Sky,
We love you too.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You too, you too. CALLI. Your brother was in a
club and you wanted to join your brother's club. We're
talking about the dumbest thing you did as a kid.
What did your brother make you do to join his club.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, joining the.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Cool Kids Club there was a pretty big initiation period
in order to be able to join. One of them
was eating a live minnow.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It's been twenty two years.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I can still feel the minnow in my throat. Then
I had to jump from a low canal. This was
at a lake into a pontoon. The boat owner was
not very pleased with ten year old Calli joining the party.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So I do all of.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
These life limiting activities to join the Cool Kids Club
just for my brother to read. Oh, we didn't see
in the bylaws that there's no girls a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
So shut up? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
And it's been twenty two years and I'm still a
little salty?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, no kidding. Cool. Well, we have a new CKC
and he's not invited. Yes, no, it's the TJSC. Yes,
look it up. We have T shirts. Damn we should
have a Cool Kids Club. Yeah, that'd be fun, CALLI,
(06:29):
would you like to be a part of it?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
That would heal so much of my childhood trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Remember I'm writing this down. We're gonna make T shirts. Yeah,
no initiation. I loved in this moment.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I feel so healed.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Good. Yes, now I will send you the minnow that
you have to swallow. Other than that, you're good.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You know what I got experience?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
All right, beautiful Callie, we love you, We love you too,
and thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You sure you want to add that?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We're scared. Don't even be scared. Do you don't? Wait,
you don't know what a minnow is. I've never heard
of it? Is it a bug? Oh? I know what
a mino is? Yeah, she just asked what a min
It's like a tiny fish, just a tiny fish, that is. Yeah,
what did you think it was? I don't know. I
thought it was I don't know. I knew it was
a creature. Whatever she did, she put it in her
(07:23):
mouth and it was had four legs. Yeah, it's no legs.
It's a fish. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta beat her brother.
We gotta jump them, We gotta jump them. It's only right.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Shame shame, shame.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Shame, shame, shame. You know what, God works in mysterious ways.
He knows. It's been one hell of a morning. So
I get to listen to twenty one pilots. I love
twenty pilots. I do know. This portion of The Joe
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