Yarr Me Matees! The Midwest Pirate Festival be This Weekend at the Bellevue Berry & Pumpkin Ranch! - Emery Songer

Get there or ye be labeled a scallywag for the rest of times! And just ask me second cousin Nate. Ye don't want that label. It can limit ye work opportunities and shrink thee dating pool. So don't risk it! Pay the blasted doubloons and come on over to the Bellevue Berry & Pumpkin Ranch! Who knows, somebody might just walk thee plank! And there's RUM. By lands I forgot to mention the RUM. YARRRRR!