English Soccer Fans Suck

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now you know why most soccer fans can't stand
English soccer fans. Yesterday England played Croatia and congratulations to England.
They were the better team, clearly, they have a lot
more firepower and they outplayed Croatia, although I have to

(00:20):
say it was a very exciting, hard fought game, but
in the end it was England for Croatia two. I'm
not complaining about England winning. I'm not complaining about how
the players comported themselves on the field. Frankly, they played hard,
they were more skilled, they were the better of the

(00:41):
two teams. But the English soccer fans are an absolute disgrace.
Before the game even started, English soccer fans were chanting
to Croatian fans, I can't even say it, I'll clean
it up, your excrement, but your birds are fit fit

(01:03):
rhymes with you know what, crap excrement. I can't say it.
So this is what they were calling Croatian soccer fans,
your bleep, but your birds are fit. Who are the
birds Croatian women? You know? In other words, instead of
saying chicks, they said birds. So your women may be attractive,

(01:24):
but you're a piece of you know what, This was
their chant before the game, during the game, again and
again directed against Croatian soccer fans. Furthermore, when the Croatian
national anthem was played, the English fans, many of them

(01:47):
six sheets to the wind, drunk as a bunch of skunks,
or booing the Croatian national anthem. Now, what is Croatia
ever done to England, this small central European nation? Nothing?
I mean nothing. You can go back hundreds of years,

(02:08):
you can go back thousands of years. Croatia has never
done a freaking thing to England, the English, Great Britain,
I don't care, the United Kingdom, the British Empire. Nothing.
And yet you boo their national anthem. You disrespect them

(02:30):
in that way. You say the most vile, disgusting things
towards their fans. By the way, they were itching for
a fight. The Croatian fans didn't oblige. They were just chanting, singing,
trying to enjoy the game. By the way, when the
English anthem fe was played, no Croatian boot. They were

(02:53):
respectful as other teams and fans are respectful of everyone's
national anthem, except for these hooligans that try to masquerade
as soccer fans. Now, it would help be helpful if
they were a tad sober before they even got to
the stadium. And so when English soccer fans demonstrated, unlike

(03:18):
say the Scottish soccer fans the Tartan Army, yes they
may be boozed up, but they're happy drunks. They're polite drunks,
they're respectful drunks. Not these English soccer fans. They have
shown again that so many of these English soccer fans

(03:38):
are nothing more than a bunch of vulgar, drunken, low
class losers. And I'm telling you that's why nobody outside
of these fans is rooting for England to win. Because
the fans are so obnoxious, so repellent, frankly, so disgusting

(04:03):
and stupid. The last thing they want to do is
give them a chance to keep cheering and mocking and
making fun of everyone but themselves. So, my friends, let
me tell you this and you take it to the bank.
After their disgusted, sordid display yesterday, it's anybody but England.

(04:27):
I love America. I want America to win the World Cup.
My parents were from Croatia. Croatia is my number two
team I was born in Canada. Want to see the
Canadians do extremely well as well. But I'm telling you
at this point it's anybody but England and to the
English soccer fans, sober up, look at yourself in the mirror,

(04:51):
brush your teeth once in a while. Would it kill
you actually see a dentist and you know what, maybe
get on the next British shareways and blank off back home.