The Trans Basketball Association

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
Jeff Cooner, Boston's Bulldozer. Six one seven two six six
sixty eight sixty eight is the number. Okay, I want
to ask all of you. It is the Kooner Country
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(00:28):
Siding and Windows. Would you watch the WNBA if they
began drafting trans players in particular biological men. I know
it's supposed to be a women's league, but this is

(00:48):
how absurd everything is gone. So would you watch the
WNBA if they started to draft transgender you know, transgender
by logical men, trans players a es.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
B No.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
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(01:35):
K u h n is in national Er. You know,
I gotta tell you if if Eric, if Eric, sorry,
if Nis Kanter, Freedom and Royce weis Royce White. If
they get in and they get drafted, and now the
floodgates are open that biological men can now play in

(01:57):
the w n b A. You know, I wasn't half
bad in high school, you know what I'm saying. I mean,
I'm a big guy. I'd have to lose some weight, obviously,
but you know I still got a pretty mean outside shot.
You know I can still bang on the boards. I
think I may what the hell I'll put on a wig. Sure,

(02:20):
you know I'll enter the draft. You know, I mean
I may not be a starter. I could be a
bench player, but hey, I always wanted to be at
a professional you know, be a professional athlete. Put that
on my resume. Say hey, say no, I didn't make
it to the NBA, but hey, I made it to
the Trans Basketball Association. You know I was a professional athlete,

(02:46):
believe it or not. You know, I played a year
or two on the bench. I'm just maybe, Mike, what
do you think should I go for it? Mike, you
don't think I need a wig? With all the hairstyles
now you're saying I don't need well, I mean, I'm balding, Mike.

(03:09):
I don't have a hairstyle. And you know, I do
want to pass off as a woman, so I got
to feminize the cooner man a little bit, you know
what I mean. And I know you're saying, well, Jeff,
you've got the man boobs. Yeah, but I got to
get rid of the man boobs to get in shape
to make it into the league. You see what I'm saying.
But I can always wear a bra. What the hell?
All right, let's go to Gary Levitt. Gary, thanks for

(03:32):
holding and welcome.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
We're saying, giv. My name is Rufus T. Washington Jesus
Hian Jr. But my friends they call me Tish and
I've been I've been dominating the Jewish Community Center League
up here in Marblehead. And I think guy's ready for
the w NBA, and i'd like to sing about it

(03:58):
this morning.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
If you don't mind, go go ahead aheadh let her rip.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
All right, here we go, blood, Hold on just a second,
let's go, girls. I walked into the arena wearing my
sneakers in the bag, I tube of waterproof mask Era
and the little bitter swag the coast and eye you ready,
I said, give me just a second, my eye liner,

(04:23):
these blending and my opponent teals the wreck. I've got
my jersey on, my pumps, survive the bench. I'm warming
up my jump for a while. I'm fixing up for French.
I can box out, I can rebound, I can house,
I can score and look at this, I'm ready for
the floor. WNBA Women Nails Basketball Latitude, WNBA Wigs neck

(04:51):
Ball in all man, I feel like a woman.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Gary, you killed it. You absolutely killed it, man, Gary Levitt, Gary,
thank you so much, my friend. I really appreciate it.
But you know, it's it's funny, it's hilarious. But basically
what he's saying is the song is genius because he's saying, well, okay,
every every guy who can play half decent basketball, it's

(05:23):
not going to enter the draft. You know, everybody's gonna
feel like a woman. Bob in Plymouth, Thanks for holding Bob,
and welcome.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
To hear it today. Hi Bob, Hey, how are you
You know? There's only two reasons I would ever watch
the w NBA. Number one if they played naked Playboy bunnies.
Number one and number two, if you played then I
would definitely watch.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Why would you watch if I pay the who make a.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Fool of Oh man, you know this whole uh, this
old story. It just shows the hell's common sense is
out the window when it comes to the woke mob.
The whole thing is a mess.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Bob. You're so correct. That's why I'm enjoying every second
of it. And you can tell that for the first
time now you can feel it. The transgender activists realize
they're on the ropes. They're like, this is not known,
this is not going as planned. People are laughing at us,
you see. And once they start to laugh at you,

(06:43):
they don't respect you. And if they don't respect you,
they don't fear you. And if they don't fear you, Bob,
they're days of imposing the transgender ideology are now going
to come to an end. But this is it's absurd.
It's the the when I say the inmates are running
the asylum, the inmates are running the asylum.

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