Hello, this is Cory, I'm writing about this episode of The Dumpster Fire, which you can hear on a podcast player... Ridiculous? Yeah. Well, that's how Trump started his presidential storm reassurance announcement - which is not very reassuring. He's also sending Vice President Pence to Poland [because he's worthless during a natural disaster]. And what's up with Trump's low energy, and struggling to find words. Also, Trump's now former personal assistant says he wouldn't be seen in pictures with his daughter Tiffany because he thinks she's too fat.