Salty Shmitty - Toddler Brains and Cat Brains Are The Same

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Star went out five point seven. You know, we can
still be a little salty at the holiday, so salty,
and honestly, I feel like it is a funny salty
this morning because I was over at my friend's house
last night, right before we went out for girls night,
and she had all of her Christmas decorations up, and
that included three different Christmas trees. But it came with

(00:20):
a bit of a catch. She also has two cats,
and while I am a dog owner, I've also had toddlers,
and I just don't understand why toddler brains and cat
brains are wired the exact same way when it comes
to Christmas decorations, and that wiring says you have one mission,

(00:40):
and one mission only to pull that tree down and
get your hands on every piece of decoration that you can.
Because she's in this beautiful house of all these beautiful decorations,
and then you see like a couple spray bottles, and
I just know it's like when those cats get too
close to them. It's you know, it's just a little

(01:01):
like whoop boop, uh huh, Nope, we're here, We're all
enjoying this. It's beautiful. You don't need to get your
lapaws all over it, the only difference being I probably
probably shouldn't spray bottle a kid, you know, not that
it would work. My daughter is so obsessed with Christmas
decor nothing would get in her way.