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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another to both phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss that them.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hi, my name is Trevor and I'm calling from drag cleaning.
And is this Kim who was having her ball gown cleaned?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I caught you said ball gown. But it's a wedding dress.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh okay, yes, well I knew it was a fancy dress,
but like I didn't know if it was for like
a wedding.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Or like another some sort of ball or you know, some.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Kind of wedding.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
It's my wedding this weekend, like dance event, because sometimes
people will wear dresses, like fancy dresses to like dancing events.
So this is not.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, it's my wedding. But why are you calling?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
So I was calling to let you know that it
is ready to be picked up, and we did have
like a little tiny issue, so I want to let
you know the issue.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
So the dress you brought in right like it was?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It was why correct?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, it's a wedding dress. You guys assured me. It's
just it had a little bit of a musty smell
and you assured me we could dry clean it.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What what is happening?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It has been dry cleaned, so that's fun. And then
what colors are your wedding?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What color are the dress?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Because you know sometimes people will have colors like for
their weddings.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Like no, no, no, no, no, I know what colors
for a wedding are. That's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
You. I shouldn't have done this.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It was my mother's dress. What are you doing with
this dress?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Okay? So should I call your mom about it?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, it's okay. It's my dress now and I'm supposed
to wear it. You guys just assured me nothing would
happen to it, everything would be fine, and you would
dry clean it. We're supposed to pick it up later
this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
So is your mom getting married?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No? Stop, please kill Is there someone else there I
can talk to you.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It's just me here right now.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And so, okay, okay, what happened to my show?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I can tell like maybe you're like a little worried
or upset.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's just me here working and I'm kind of new
to the whole.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, okay, I have time for this. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I sort of put it in with my pinks and
my my reds and my wife. I guess I sort
of put it in with my reds.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You don't put it in a washing machine.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Oh oh, that's why it's cold dry.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I want to talk to the owner of the shop.
I want to talk to the owner.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
So I should be dry cleaning these like dry, not
putting them in washing. Okay, so, oh my god, Okay,
full trunks.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm coming out. I'm just you know, forget it. I'm
coming over right now. I want the manager's number.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, if I could just like talk to you for
a minute, because like, I don't want him to know
because I'm new, so I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Care to are new.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh, I'm coming over right now.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Do you have a flower girl?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Hi, uh, this is Trevor calling from dry cleaning.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I was looking for Kim. I think we got disconnected.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I know why, I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yes, what cell pho service do you have? Because I
think it dropped all Like, I don't know if the
service hung.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Up on you, because I'm on my way over there
right now.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh, if you could not calm down here, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I am coming and I'm going to be there and
I want you to give me the manager's number.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, so the Okay, I'll give you the manager's number
when you get here.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
The dress is like a lot smaller because the drawing.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh my god, my wedding is this weekend. You understand,
and now you're telling me that my dress is pink
and smaller. I don't give ah that you're new Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
What the hell? Well then I'll just tell.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You what you do right now.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Can I say one more thing? Please?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your fiance.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Eric set you up. It's a joke. No, He said
that you got.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
To take your wedding dress in to get drag cleaned
because it's like in the family you.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Want to do it. Oh my god, but I am
going to go over to the drag clean like right
now to pick it up this afternoon. And I'm so
freaked out. Oh my god, I'm on the radio. I
recognize your voice.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
We thought that Every morning with a jew Bull phone
pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Only on ninety six seven.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Kiss that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Hello, you left something behind and I have it.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Can you repeat that?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Is this Josh? Yeah speaking? Who did Hi Josh?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
My name is Juniper, and I work in housekeeping at
the hotel. And you recently were staying with us for
a week and six hours. Yes, checked out the other days? Yes,
we yes, a week and six hours be quite precise.
(05:24):
And you just checked out and the other day. And
I hope your travels home. We're safe and comfortable, and
I hope you enjoyed your stay while you were here.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
With us, Yes, very much.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Is there a problem?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Is there is a problem. Yes, And that's why I'm
calling because I'd like to fix.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
It for you.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Okay, So what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well, I'm part of the housekeeping staff, and I was
in charge of cleaning your room after you checked out,
and I was doing my usual cleaning services and making
sure that all the fibers and everything was cleaned up
for the next person who was going to be using
the room. And I stumbled upon your toothbrush that was
(06:15):
left behind. Oh, it seems you forgot your toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh oh yeah, I noticed that when I got home yeah,
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I've got other ones that don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I was very concerned because dental hygiene and tooth maintenance
is very important, and I didn't want you to miss
out and have your gums to be hurting because you
couldn't brush your teeth because you forgot your toothbrush with us.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I I appreciate the concern is not an issue.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Hygiene is very important.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yes, yes, I agree.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I have other tooth brush.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
In the dental tree before I was let go, but
that's another story for a different time. And so I
do know a lot about oral hygiene and keeping the
teeth nice and healthy and white, and keeping the gums
clean and making sure they're free from blacks and things
(07:19):
like that.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Okay, okay, that's great. I don't need the tooth You
can throw it away.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You can use it for cleaning.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I do not need it.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, it's your toothbrush. It's a very important personal item.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I've had a lot of toothbrushes.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I have many more.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It's not my only toothbrush.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I will be okay, Well, I'd like.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
To personally hand it to you.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
No, that's I'm hearing.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Or how.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I'm sorry, this is really creepy and I'm professional and
I if you don't leave my.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
House, I'm gonna actually have to call the books.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Are you knocking? You need to leave?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Un behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I can't believe your.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Story or knocking on the glass.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
If you can hear me, I'm just knocking on the glass.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh my god, you need to go. I am not kidding.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I will call them.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It seems that no, it is home right now, but
I would like to return the toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I am not home, but you need to get away
from my house.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I am not Kiddingbody could just answer.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I am not kidding. This is unhid psychotic behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm second call the cops.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Please get away from my house. The hotel, Josh, this
is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone
break on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
It's a joke. She said that you, oh my god,
were on a trip.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Last week and forgot your toothbrush at the hotel and
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh my god, Oh my god. I was breaking out.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
We thought that every morning with a two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,