November 4, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of outrageous laughter in this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! First, a plumbing disaster spirals out of control when a fake plumber “drops explosives” into a clogged toilet, leaving poor Natalie scrambling for dry land and sanity. Then, meet Eddie – the overly enthusiastic, elderly boyfriend who calls his girlfriend’s mom to confirm Thanksgiving dinner plans… and brings his CPAP machine along for the ride.
Tune in for the funniest phone pranks on the airwaves! New episodes drop weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another to bullphone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only wait to drop it in hell way, I
got to get the homeowner on the phone first. Okay,
because why is it? Wait? Just wait? Is anyone there? Hi? Hello? Hello, Hey,
(00:22):
this is a peacons here calling from plumbing. We're the
ones working on your pipes today. Is this Natalie? Yes, Hey,
hey Natalie. Sorry to bug you, but I have to
we we realize what the problem is with your plumbing
and why the toilets are all clogged and stuff, and
we have a fix for it. But I just need
(00:43):
to call and get your approval before, don't. I said, wait,
I have not gotten approval yet. Sorry about that. I'm
talking to one of the guys here. That's okay, Well,
that's okay. I mean I will tell you that. Like,
I'm not there. I'm at my office, but my husband
is there. He's skippy. I said, wait, I'm so sorry
about that. He keeps trying to drop it. I said, wait, okay, Skippy,
(01:05):
I know you want to get this out. Just wait. Sorry,
I mean, you go ahead. You can check with my
husband because he's there. He can get the approval and
right he left. Actually, and said he would be unavailable
for about thirty forty minutes, and he gave us your
number to call you if we had an issue. And
looks like we found the problem and we can get
(01:27):
it out, no prob all we have to do is yes,
he said he'd be back in about half an hour,
be unreachable when he leave. Just don't know about ten
minutes ago or so, and so we just need to
know if we can drop it in. No, I didn't
say drop it in.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh it's ow, it's everywhere. Oh my god, what's going on?
What happens Natalie? Oh my gosh. Okay, that was bigger
(02:10):
than expected. What is going on on? Second? Treading water?
You're treading? What the is going on? Water? Oh? What
I got? Okay, I'm on top of the counter now
dry land? Oh boy, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
How is flooding?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah? Yeah, I didn't expect this. Well. We figured the
best way to fix the clog was to drop a
stick of this, a little explosive down the toilet. Yeah,
that's that probably that. I don't know if you heard
it or not. Yeah, I heard it. It was Why
(02:53):
would you do that? Oh boy, my life pipes running clogged,
they're on how much of the house is flooded?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Is it just a bathroom? Let me just hop off
the counter here and take a look and see. I'm
so sorry about this. I didn't expect it to. I
wish he would have wait. He would have waited until
I didn't expect it to. Oh my god, I mean,
oh my god. We need to call them, like the
(03:23):
fire department and the police. I'm on the kitchen calendar now.
Oh boy, oh boy, I'm in a lot of trouble.
Who made this decision? Was this your decision? Your husband did? Actually? What?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, because this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What it's a job? Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He said that you guys have been having problems with
your plumbing and he had plumbers at the house today
and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh my god, I believe it. Oh my god, that
is so okay.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm gonna kill him. Oh my god, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We didn't explode your pipes and waters not flooding everywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh my god, I was saying her, thinking like picturing
a night head and so we just blew up my house.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There's water everywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh my god. Wait out. Every morning with the two
bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties, it's another
two bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties only
onety six seven Kiss that Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Sorry,
(04:41):
having trouble hearing you. I gotta speak up just a
little bit. Hello, Uh stirt, you called me? Yeah, I'm
looking for Jeannie. Yeah, this is her, Hey Janie, It's yeah,
it's Eddie and I just called it. Say hi, I
introduce myself Eddie. Oh, I'm uh Edie. No, I don't.
(05:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And Eddie is well, not officially yet, I don't know
the seller. Are you trying to hello Hello? Hello? Are
you trying to sell me something? Sir?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'm hello.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, I'm okay. No, I'm not trying to sell you anything.
I just called to say I'm excited to meet you. Oh,
I don't. I'm sorry, Eddie. I don't know when we're
going to meet.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't think I want to say thanks for uh,
you know, being okay. With the invite and just look
forward to sitting down and breaking some bread, eating some
turkey legs, and getting to know you a little better. Uh,
thanks for the invite to dinner.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm I'm sorry, I don't I don't understand you.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Know what I got. I'm so excited. Honestly, I'm gonna
be honest with you, Jamie. Little nervous.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh what what.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is the what is the you're talking about a little nervous?
I So I was saying, you know, I think I
forgot a very important part of the conversation. There. Haven't
been nervous about a situation like this. Gosh ah, I
can't even remember the last time. But anyway, Uh, yes,
let me let me start that over. Hello, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(06:28):
let me start that over just a little bit. Jennie.
My name is Eddie, and uh I've been going steady
with your daughter, Kelsey for about three months now, and
she said that she had talked to you about bringing
me home for the holidays to meet you and meet
the parents and all that good stuff. And so it's
(06:49):
just calling to introduce myself and you know, just say
that I am excited to can't wait to meet you,
and if you wanted me to bring along cast role
or something like that. I gladly do that. Just let
me know if you need me to bring anything. Oh,
I I And then if you got cream corn, that
would be the best, any kind of creamed items, you know,
because the choppers don't work like they used to. Oh, oh,
(07:13):
creamed corn for your chompers. I don't know, you know,
the choppers, they don't work like they used to. Uh so, wait,
you're you're the eddie that's stating my daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And hey, listen, I'm fine. We don't have to sleep
in the same bedroom or whatever. When I realize it's
(07:34):
your house, I can stay on the couch and I
bring my seatpat machine with me. Oh you're you're uh,
absolutely not, sir. I'm sorry you. My daughter did not
tell me you were an old man, and I don't
this is I don't think your heart has much to go.
(07:55):
This is I don't know about this, sir. I'm gonna
have to call her immediately. This is ridiculous. No, you
can't be dating my daughter. You're definitely definitely not coming
to my house with Thanksgiving. I'm coming over, that's right,
that's what you said. No, you're definitely not coming to
my house for Thanksgiving, And honestly, if my husband catches
you within twenty thirty forty two hundred feet of our house,
(08:19):
he will kick your sir, So don't even count on it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay, this is not parents.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Before you know, I'll say that they, you know, weren't sure.
And I get you being a protective of your daughter
and everything else, especially since you know it's our first
year in college and away from home. Like I understand that.
I mean the same thing happened when my daughter went
to school. Oh my god, and Eddie, if you show
up at my house, turkey won't.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Be the only thing done you what? Hey, what are
you laughing about, sir?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
This is very serious.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm loving because this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil
Show doing a phone break on you and your daughter.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Kelsey set you up. Oh my god, it's a shoe surry.
Oh oh my god, are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
She said that this is our first year away at
school and she's been telling you about her new boyfriend,
Eddie just so she could do this.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Prank on you. God dude, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well I am now going to kick her out.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We thought that every morning with the two boltone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties
This is another to bullphone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only wait to drop it in hell way, I
got to get the homeowner on the phone first. Okay,
because why is it? Wait? Just wait? Is anyone there? Hi? Hello? Hello, Hey,
(00:22):
this is a peacons here calling from plumbing. We're the
ones working on your pipes today. Is this Natalie? Yes, Hey,
hey Natalie. Sorry to bug you, but I have to
we we realize what the problem is with your plumbing
and why the toilets are all clogged and stuff, and
we have a fix for it. But I just need
(00:43):
to call and get your approval before, don't. I said, wait,
I have not gotten approval yet. Sorry about that. I'm
talking to one of the guys here. That's okay, Well,
that's okay. I mean I will tell you that. Like,
I'm not there. I'm at my office, but my husband
is there. He's skippy. I said, wait, I'm so sorry
about that. He keeps trying to drop it. I said, wait, okay, Skippy,
(01:05):
I know you want to get this out. Just wait. Sorry,
I mean, you go ahead. You can check with my
husband because he's there. He can get the approval and
right he left. Actually, and said he would be unavailable
for about thirty forty minutes, and he gave us your
number to call you if we had an issue. And
looks like we found the problem and we can get
(01:27):
it out, no prob all we have to do is yes,
he said he'd be back in about half an hour,
be unreachable when he leave. Just don't know about ten
minutes ago or so, and so we just need to
know if we can drop it in. No, I didn't
say drop it in.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh it's ow, it's everywhere. Oh my god, what's going on?
What happens Natalie? Oh my gosh. Okay, that was bigger
(02:10):
than expected. What is going on on? Second? Treading water?
You're treading? What the is going on? Water? Oh? What
I got? Okay, I'm on top of the counter now
dry land? Oh boy, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
How is flooding?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah? Yeah, I didn't expect this. Well. We figured the
best way to fix the clog was to drop a
stick of this, a little explosive down the toilet. Yeah,
that's that probably that. I don't know if you heard
it or not. Yeah, I heard it. It was Why
(02:53):
would you do that? Oh boy, my life pipes running clogged,
they're on how much of the house is flooded?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Is it just a bathroom? Let me just hop off
the counter here and take a look and see. I'm
so sorry about this. I didn't expect it to. I
wish he would have wait. He would have waited until
I didn't expect it to. Oh my god, I mean,
oh my god. We need to call them, like the
(03:23):
fire department and the police. I'm on the kitchen calendar now.
Oh boy, oh boy, I'm in a lot of trouble.
Who made this decision? Was this your decision? Your husband did? Actually? What?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, because this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What it's a job? Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He said that you guys have been having problems with
your plumbing and he had plumbers at the house today
and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh my god, I believe it. Oh my god, that
is so okay.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm gonna kill him. Oh my god, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We didn't explode your pipes and waters not flooding everywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh my god, I was saying her, thinking like picturing
a night head and so we just blew up my house.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There's water everywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh my god. Wait out. Every morning with the two
bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties, it's another
two bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties only
onety six seven Kiss that Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Sorry,
(04:41):
having trouble hearing you. I gotta speak up just a
little bit. Hello, Uh stirt, you called me? Yeah, I'm
looking for Jeannie. Yeah, this is her, Hey Janie, It's yeah,
it's Eddie and I just called it. Say hi, I
introduce myself Eddie. Oh, I'm uh Edie. No, I don't.
(05:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And Eddie is well, not officially yet, I don't know
the seller. Are you trying to hello Hello? Hello? Are
you trying to sell me something? Sir?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'm hello.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, I'm okay. No, I'm not trying to sell you anything.
I just called to say I'm excited to meet you. Oh,
I don't. I'm sorry, Eddie. I don't know when we're
going to meet.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't think I want to say thanks for uh,
you know, being okay. With the invite and just look
forward to sitting down and breaking some bread, eating some
turkey legs, and getting to know you a little better. Uh,
thanks for the invite to dinner.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm I'm sorry, I don't I don't understand you.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Know what I got. I'm so excited. Honestly, I'm gonna
be honest with you, Jamie. Little nervous.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh what what.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is the what is the you're talking about a little nervous?
I So I was saying, you know, I think I
forgot a very important part of the conversation. There. Haven't
been nervous about a situation like this. Gosh ah, I
can't even remember the last time. But anyway, Uh, yes,
let me let me start that over. Hello, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(06:28):
let me start that over just a little bit. Jennie.
My name is Eddie, and uh I've been going steady
with your daughter, Kelsey for about three months now, and
she said that she had talked to you about bringing
me home for the holidays to meet you and meet
the parents and all that good stuff. And so it's
(06:49):
just calling to introduce myself and you know, just say
that I am excited to can't wait to meet you,
and if you wanted me to bring along cast role
or something like that. I gladly do that. Just let
me know if you need me to bring anything. Oh,
I I And then if you got cream corn, that
would be the best, any kind of creamed items, you know,
because the choppers don't work like they used to. Oh, oh,
(07:13):
creamed corn for your chompers. I don't know, you know,
the choppers, they don't work like they used to. Uh so, wait,
you're you're the eddie that's stating my daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And hey, listen, I'm fine. We don't have to sleep
in the same bedroom or whatever. When I realize it's
(07:34):
your house, I can stay on the couch and I
bring my seatpat machine with me. Oh you're you're uh,
absolutely not, sir. I'm sorry you. My daughter did not
tell me you were an old man, and I don't
this is I don't think your heart has much to go.
(07:55):
This is I don't know about this, sir. I'm gonna
have to call her immediately. This is ridiculous. No, you
can't be dating my daughter. You're definitely definitely not coming
to my house with Thanksgiving. I'm coming over, that's right,
that's what you said. No, you're definitely not coming to
my house for Thanksgiving, And honestly, if my husband catches
you within twenty thirty forty two hundred feet of our house,
(08:19):
he will kick your sir, So don't even count on it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay, this is not parents.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Before you know, I'll say that they, you know, weren't sure.
And I get you being a protective of your daughter
and everything else, especially since you know it's our first
year in college and away from home. Like I understand that.
I mean the same thing happened when my daughter went
to school. Oh my god, and Eddie, if you show
up at my house, turkey won't.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Be the only thing done you what? Hey, what are
you laughing about, sir?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
This is very serious.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm loving because this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil
Show doing a phone break on you and your daughter.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Kelsey set you up. Oh my god, it's a shoe surry.
Oh oh my god, are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
She said that this is our first year away at
school and she's been telling you about her new boyfriend,
Eddie just so she could do this.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Prank on you. God dude, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well I am now going to kick her out.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We thought that every morning with the two boltone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties
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